#Not S&P approved

[stompandhollar]

as a society we breezed wayyyyy too fast past Bill bringing Ford to a penthouse suite with a cracking fire, making him a drink, singing and playing him a love song on piano, then putting a chain around his neck. but then again it did air on disneyXD when we were 13. so.

[grunklejam]

The world's most charismatic sticker.

Coming soon. Gonna price 'em as cheap as I can. Only got a small number to start with as I've zero experience in the sticker market.

[annoyangle]

//"LOCK THE DOOR AND CLOSE THE BLINDS" - a reference to this song??

(I mean it totally works for Bill)

[ceslatoil]

Ford is invited to participate in a life drawing class, but not in a way he expects. Chaos Insues.

[kittenscookie]

I—

[omnybus]

Something that always amuses/confuses me with art I see online:

Character with massive, squishy, completely uncovered tiddies = NSFW

Same character but without nipples = SFW

[b17ch-b01]

if you type "dick" into the computer you get this haha

[stompandhollar]

the idiot brothers, everyone

[grunklejam]

The Mystery Shack Mini Shack Standee - available to preorder now at Not S&P Approved!

[ PREORDER PERIOD ENDS ON JULY 1ST 2024 - ITEMS WILL THEN TAKE 2 WEEKS TO MANUFACTURE TO ORDER ]

A 6-component, single-sided 10cm-wide Standee of Gravity Falls' most iconic location, peppered with Easter eggs and presented in a luxury foil-stamped gift box, complete with a miniature linen-effect art print.

"It's no secret that The Shack is just about the most important place in Gravity Falls, as well as the most distinctive bit of triangular architecture in town (at least since Pertinent Pete's Pyramid of Pampered Poodles closed back in '87.) So I'm never too surprised that people want to take a physical manifestation of the place home with 'em. I decided to answer those prayers properly with this - the Mini Shack! Standing at 10cm tall and about 10cm wide, this might be a Mini Shack, but it's a huge Standee - with 6 different die-cut, matte-printed components involving the shack, the golf cart, a gnome, my wax statue's head and a pigeon called Nigel. Nobody else does this stuff as big and complex as we've done with our Mini Shack, and we think it's guaranteed to be the best multi-layered portrayal of Oregon A-Frame architecture on the market. According to Ford, at least. I just think it looks neat on my shelf. More power to ya, Sixer. To make it even sweeter than Mabel Juice, it also comes packed in a luxury black gift box, which is stamped with a gold foil shack design, and will be packed with a unique art print, too - which also acts as the assembly instructions. It's like flat-pack furniture, but it's actually a miniature version of a world-leading museum of curiosities! Wow!"

10cm x 10cm standee

6 individual components, 5 of which are fully printed uprights

Single-side full-detail components with matte finish

Loaded with Gravity Falls Easter Eggs

Responsibly sourced, 4mm thick Maple veneered MDF

Packed with a miniature linen-effect art print complete with assembly instructions

Black luxury gift box with foam protective insert and gold foil design lid

Exclusive to Not S&P Approved, designed and manufactured in the UK

Obviously, not actually intended for outside use

[omnybus]

That's not on her head, but still...

Something I drew for the one-year anniversary of this post, starring Muriel serving up something a little spicy ;3

Also bonus Hera reaction:

If you went to a bar and the bartender was a mousegirl you could ask for a drink and she would balance it on her head and say "for you, it's on the mouse"

[lizardinkart]

Arc 8 of Twig

biting tearing ripping noises

Holy shit I love Lillian

[mrfartpowered]

NEVER fails to shock me how much shit rc9gn got away with 😭😭 “tripping balls” “conkin balls” “swampy seconds” “let’s skip the roarplay and get to the good bit” ⁉️⁉️⁉️ THIS WAS A DISNEY SHOW

[aroaceaunt]

My inspiration from Alex's rant

KING SHIT BEHAVIOR BY ALEX HIRSCH

[grunklejam]

NEW TO NOT S&P APPROVED!

The Exorcise Your Demons Acrylic Phone Charm

A 4.5cm recycled acrylic phone charm, featuring a very tired Grunkle Ford within the grips of journal writing - and the threatening grasp of his one-time muse, the terrible Bill Cipher. Complete with a translucent 'portal' suncatcher window and a braided, silver phone charm loop.

"When Stanley asked me to put together a product for his little side hustle, I was initially very resistant to the idea. I'm a scientist first and foremost, with little interest in even the most charming of keychains. (My Scooby Doo collection must remain a secret, for now.)

However, my bright Great-Neice (Greice?) Mabel pointed out that this could be a great opportunity to tell my story - and a great opportunity to warn others about what I've been through. That is paraphrasing, of course. She had gummi worms in her nose at the time. But it was enough to convince me - and what better warning than to tell than my time of servitude at the hands of Bill Cipher? Think of this as a cautionary charm, telling you to deny those criminal miscreants of the multiverse entry into your mind.

It's also lovely, colourful, and very eco-friendly, being built out of 100% recycled and recyclable acrylics that have reached the end of their life-cycle and are destined for landfill or incineration. It's just as good as new plastic, whilst being completely VOC and HFC-Free. That means my cautionary message to keep the world safe isn't going to sacrifice its environment."

4.5cm wide acrylic charm with double-sided print

Silver braided phone charm loop and strap

100% recycled acrylic from renewable manufacturers

VOC and HFC-Free

Manufactured in the UK

[annoyangle]

ever get kicked out of a bar? what’s the story?

OH HO HO MAN I'VE BEEN KICKED OUT OF A BAR LOTS AND LOTS OF TIMES. YOU KNOW, THE USUAL REASONS, DRUNK, DISORDERLY, SETTING PEOPLE'S TONGUES AND TEETH BACKWARD IN THEIR MOUTHS ON A BET, THAT KINDA THING.

SO CHECK THIS OUT...

THE ONE THAT I THINK OF RIGHT OFF THE TOP IS THE TIME ME AND ABOUT SEVEN OTHER MES GOT REALLY REALLY LOADED AND WERE DOING A BARCRAWL ON THE UNPRONOUNCABLE SYLLABLE OF MADNESS (THAT'S ITS NAME, IT'S LIKE A PLANETOID CATTY CORNER TO THE LEFT FROM LOTTOCRON 9) AND SO WE'RE ALL COMPLETELY SLOSHED RIGHT, LIKE SO SLOSHED WE WERE WOBBLING LIKE HONEYMOONERS ON WATERBEDS. AND WE GO INTO THE NEXT BAR ALL READY TO REARRANGE PEOPLE'S ORGANS AND PICK THEIR POCKETS ... WHEN WE GET IN THERE, THE WHOLE BAR IS FULL OF TIME COPS. I MEAN FULL LIKE, THE CONVENTION JUST LET OUT FULL. AND WE'RE LIKE CLUMPED UP IN THE DOORWAY, "OH. UH. HI??"

SO A COUPLE OF US KINDA JUST KEEL OVER ON THE SPOT AND A COUPLE MORE OF US TAKE OFF ONLY THEY'RE NOT STABLE ENOUGH TO ACTUALLY WATCH WHERE THEY'RE GOING, SO ONE OF THEM TUMBLES INTO ONE OF THE TIME COPS, AND PICKS UP HIS TIME GUN AND STARTS BLASTING AWAY! TURNING TIME COPS INTO BABIES AND BABIES INTO STOCKBROKERS AND ACCOUNTANTS! I DON'T KNOW WHY THE TIME COPS HAD SO MANY BABIES AT THAT BAR. I SUSPECT SOMETHING UNSAVORY TO DO WITH TIME BABY WORSHIP, BUT YOU DIDN'T HEAR THAT FROM ME! ANYWAY, ONE OF THE MES GOT HIT AND TURNS 2D AND SLAPS INTO THE FLOOR, SHOTS ARE FLYING EVERYWHERE, AND WE'RE ALL SCREAMING AND RUNNING FOR COVER. POSSESSED TIME GUY FINALLY GETS TACKLED BY A REVERTED TEENAGER TIME COP AND ONE OF THE OTHERS JUMPS ME, AND WE'RE WRESTLING AND BREAKING STUFF AND OCCASIONALLY CLIPPING THROUGH THE FLOOR BECAUSE LIKE I SAID I WAS REALLY, REALLY DRUNK AND THE 2D ME IS FREAKING OUT AND MAKING THE WHOLE GROUND GLITCH...

ANYWAY WE'RE WRASSLIN' AND CURSING AND GLITCHING ALL OVER THE PLACE AND I SUDDENLY FEEL THIS TIME AGENT BOOT RIGHT IN MY EYE, RIGHT? AND I GO FLYING, LIKE FLYING FLYING, OUT OF THE BAR AND ALL THE WAY ACROSS THE STREET? AND GOOD THING TOO BECAUSE THE 2D ME THAT WAS STUCK IN THE FLOOR CONTINUED TO COMPLETELY FREAK OUT AND BASICALLY BURNED THE ENTIRE BAR TO THE GROUND? SO WE'RE ALL RUNNING AND RUNNING AND TIME AGENTS ARE COMING OUT WITH CHRONOLOGICALLY MISMATCHED BODY PARTS AND THEIR FEET ON FIRE AND STUFF. I MEAN, IT'S A FUNNY STORY NOW!