#Not Meowin' Around

[howelljenkins]

where goose

just goosin around

[yankonmypigtails]

meowin around

[todayontumblr]

Tuesday, May 16.

it's nearly 3am, for pete's sake. let that cat in!

what's the matter with you, man. let that cat in this instant!

listen, and listen well, dammit, because I won't ask twice. that itty-bitty puss has been purring, meowing, and hissing for hours now, and, though it may be the winter outside, and it is christmas, this isn't your classic december 24th scenario. there is room at this inn, and we're going to let him inside, out of the cold, as if it it were the baby jesus himself. because, in many ways, he is—and apparently there's a northern star above our house.

you've got work tomorrow, I've got work tomorrow. and you can bet your ass that all the while that little critter is out there hollering all alone, meowin into the festive abyss, with nothing for company but a christmas tree, decorative lights, and wide-angle lens, we are not going to get a moment's shut-eye. and that's not good news for you, because I know for a fact you've got your end-of-fourth quarterly all-synergy christmas review at the office tomorrow, and I know your job's on the line. you think the board are gonna be happy when you drag yourself into the office with bags around your eyes, your tie on backwards, and cups of starbucks holiday blend in each hand? it may be the season of goodwill, but that don't count for much in your line of Business—even lonesome mr. whiskers could tell you that. 

speaking of, you hear that? give it some time and that one little whine is gonna attract all the other december strays. before you know it, we'll have a gregorian chant of kitty kats decorating our front lawn, and freestyling their own carols with not a care for tune or harmony. who knows—one of them may have a little catnip on their person. and then we are really in trouble.

if reason does not persuade you, then surely you are moved by the plight of this destitute animal? listen to his lonesome cries ringing out into the depths of the night, and pinky swear me that your eyes are dry at the intensity of his despair? because I do not consider it possible for anyone of reasonable mind to withstand, in spirit, that animal's pain as expressed through this his wretched song. this may be the season of merriment and jollity, but these are distant lands to the furry friend who currently finds himself lost, adrift, and alone at our most decorative doorstep.

if you are still cold-hearted to his plight, then consider this: he was brought to our door by its luminous, festive character. this cat has seen the tree, and fairy lights wrapped in an embrace around the columns, and understood its greater significance. this cat has come to understand this as a home of compassion, charity, light, and warmth during these darkest days of the year. if we ignore the sound of his cries, we are not merely heartless, but hypocrites to the decoration that adorns our front porch.

the choice is yours. it is almost 2:30 AM. the cat remains alone, waiting, wailing into night. 

what are you going to do?

[spilledquinoa]

I've just realized how long it's been since I've done one of these (sorry bout that) but @rottenpumpkin13 has inspired me to do another one!

Sephiroth

"simply, communism."

"sometimes you just have to put sanity before fun"

"and I will say 'boo' and send you an email saying 'boo'" (also works for Angeal)

"watch out. he's blue and predictable"

"did you just say 'I'm vaginal'??"

"chicken<6"

"did you say 'prison' and look at me?"

"I'm so mentally unstable it's hilarious"

Genesis

"my mom has limbs you nipple spork"

"get in loser, we're going to the mortitician this Saturday"

"when Gwen Stefani dies, I call dibs on Hollaback Girl royalties"

"what's the point of a voodoo doll if you don't test it?"

"who cares about you graduating when the POLAR BEARS are getting HEART ATTACKS"

"roses are red, I might be autistic, I'm actually super gay but that's not a secret"

"so that's that. I didn't swear. like a whore."

"it's toxic but in a frisky way"

"you little piss-ants"

"what rhymes with alcoholic"

Angeal

"who is it? who's meowin'?"

"Genesis is subpar at best but he's not lame!"

"why aren't we vaccinating the chickens?"

"turkey, turkey, sociopathic turkey..."

"'I drive all night to keep her warm' (referring to Story of My Life by One Direction) man, you don't have to drive to keep someone warm? get a blanket! cheaper than gas!"

"I respect, acknowledge, and admire the grindset"

"capital mark"

Zack

"bananas are freakin weird man"

"he said he has a stommy ache"

"tomato, tomahto, ketchup, potato"

"ham means death??"

"pizza that has lost all heat and pizza that has been put in the fridge are two VERY different kinds of cold pizza"

"I feel like a dish pickle"

"while you've been running the Eiffel Tower, I've been secretly stuffing bees into pants"

"I had a dream someone was cussing me out in sign language"

"when it's 0° I wear pants"

"if you need the bathroom, go now or forever hold your pee"

*whispering* "are they stealing monkey nipple milk??"

"if it's slow, it's bisquik"

Cloud

"well that was OPPRESSIVELY offensive"

"she's Amish, not racist"

"it's educated gambling"

"no I do want scurvy, just to say that I've had it"

"ZACK SAID FREEDOM AWAITS AND I HEARD FREE THE HOMELESS"

"if you step on a crack and break your mom's back, what about orphans?"

"at your temple dipshit"

"you can't just 'dick around' at a SENATE HEARING."

*about Genesis* "wow! I never knew someone could that well versed in being a bitch!"

"I will never cease to disappoint"

Group!

Cloud: is it snowing or hailing?

Zack: snailing

Cloud: aren't you gay??

Genesis: yeah sometimes I forget

Angeal: protons have mass

Zack: I didn't know they were Catholic!

*chatter, before room goes suddenly silent*

Angeal: ...and that's how I first kissed Genesis on the mouth!

Cloud: that's a real how I met your mother vibe

Zack: I'm being killed!

Genesis: no you're being kidnapped fuckwad, there's a difference

Angeal, about Cloud: you're selling yourself out to the army?

Genesis: like a prostitute??

Sephiroth: you're offending prostitutes

Genesis: at least they get something out of it

[multiiscale]

fellas help, the purrloin thats been followin me around is sittin outside my backyard and wont stop meowin at the door. ive been leavin berries n stuff for her, so i dont Think shes hungry ??? what do i. do here

[the-night-that-feeds-if]

HI!! How are you? I just played the demo and literally loved every second of it, the emotional neglect with MC's mom hit close to home BUT it was written very well :,)

I like that we get to pick hobbies as well! And I liked the angst that came with Aevans death (idk if I spelt that correctly). I have a close relationship with my older sister, my pal, my good time boy. And losing her would honestly haunt me too especially being around a mom who's very emotionally neglectful and responds to vulnerable emotions with an eye roll. To have that safe space taken away from you and being blamed for it would fuck me up too so you really nailed it there with your writing!

I'm foaming at the mouth for Maddock Kdbjfbdj

PET?? ON GOD??? Literally gnawing at the iron bars of my incloser. Playing Francesca by Hozier right the fuck now cuz that's how I be feelin. I have a type for broken men lol. Even my friend found themself barkin and meowin for the sexy Mercenary.

Hi anon! I'm doing good today, I was working on some coding for the story and FINALLY got through some tough bit of code that was stalling my progress bad all thanks to @albywritesfiction (SO HELPFUL OMG)

The story is very inspired by my own personal feelings and experiences with my mom and siblings (tho none have died but I've lost some of them in other ways.)

So it makes me happy but also very sad when people can personally relate to my story. Much love 💜

And I am so so flattered that you love my writing, I really appreciate the compliments especially about the emotional impact it has. The new update isn't going to overly mess with anything beyond maybe rewording some stuff and fixing the pacing and grammar etc.

And I'm so glad people love Maddock. He was the first RO I developed, and it probably shows lol, he's a very emotionally complex and innately sexual character, I was a little worried about how he might be received considering I don't often see IFs with ROs in the older realm. But I love him, and the potential (especially BDSM) relationship aspects you can have with him. I'm really trying to nail down a man that is emotional, and strong, and safe and definitely some amount of broken.

(you can probably tell I REALLY like broken men too 👀)

[cloudxxiii]

PLEASE IM FUCKING LOSING IT IM MEOWIN' N HOWLIN' IM SQUEALING LIKE A TROLLEY WHEEL, CRYIN' LIKE A BABY WITH AUTISM STRAPPED TO A CEILING FAN, I'M POUNDING MY HEAD AGAINST THE KITCHEN FLOOR, I'M BITING OFF MY TOES, I'M RUNNING AROUND MY TINY ROOM IN CIRCLES, I'M HAVING THE MOST ROMANTIC, WHOLESOME WEDDING WITH A FUCKING ROLLERCOASTER, I'M BARKING AT THE WALL, I'M KICKING MY FEET AND GIGGLING, I'M ACTING UP, I'M CATCHING KURU AND DYING LAUGHING IN JAIL, I'M SHITTING ON YOUR CULTURE, I'M MINING AT NIGHT, I'M EATING KETCHUP, I'M FIGHTING SKELETONS AND I'M SINGING YOUR BODY MY TEMPLE WHILE EXPLODING GOOGLEY EYES-

[jarofstyles]

harry being super clingy towards y/n and wanting to be babied just cause 🥺

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“Babyyyyyyy.”

Harry normally wasn’t the clingiest one in the relationship. But there were moments that he acted like a little kitten. Mewling for attention and bringing her hand up to his hair to pet. Would sit his head in her lap or perch his chin on her shoulder. Trying his absolute best to get any speck or nibble of attention that he could from her.

Tonight was one of those nights. Y/N had gone out all day to run errands and for once in his hectic life? Harry had a week off. It was planned to spend only with her, snuggled in their place with plans of cooking and baking and cozying in the now rapidly cooking weather but about 12 hours in it had become apparent that they were out of... well, everything.

Food, toiletries, and running low on pet food for their little fuzzy kitten, Mew. So Y/N had run out taken a bit. Having to run to a few different stores to get the particular brand of beans Harry liked and her very specific oat milk, as well as kibble for their little Mew at the pet shop? It was tiring for her to say the least.

It never failed to make her smile though. Those moments where it was him seeking out the affection and soft touches without shame, whining and pouting at her? Damn. Give her heart a break. She couldn’t help but cave every time.

It was only moments after she walked in the door from the shops that she was badgered with sock covered feet padding right behind her, a bit useless with putting the things away while he pawed at her sweater and tried to slide his cool hands into the warmth of her skin and feel her soft tummy.

“Oi! Cold hands, watch it.” She giggled, no real bite to her words and making no effort to push him away.

“Heyyyy.” He whined, pulling her back into his form. She was proven defenseless again Harry and cute shit. Damn. “Jus’ want my girl. We’re gone for ages, and I was all alone in our home. Mew was meowin’ for her mumma and I was all cold and without my cuddle buddy.” He murmured against her neck, burying his face into her neck. His hair was messy and fuzzy from their shower this morning and lack of product, the soft ends tickling her skin.

“Oh?” She cooed. “M’so sorry, baby. Just didn’t want us starving and having nothing to use. Could have come with me but it’s faster if I just go. You’ve been handsy, mister.” She faux scolds again, smiling when she felt a huff. A little bite on her neck made her squeak, hands smacking at the forearm she could reach.

“Ouch! Bit me like a little monster. Our kitten’s got better manners than you.”

Harry nuzzled deeper into her neck and pressed little spongy kisses to the spot he had bitten, trying to fix it. “Made it better. But... s’your punishment. No more leavin’.” He said lowly, pulling her around so she faced him. Picking her up, he had her on the counter and stepped between her legs. Taking one hand if hers, he placed it in his hair before giving her puppy eyes.

“Kiss, please.” Puckering his lips, Y/N couldn’t resist, rolling her eyes and indulging in his antics. Before she could fully pull back, he whined again.

“Another.”

Peck.

“Another.”

Peck.

“More.”

Peck.

“One more?”

Peck.

He whined before she actually pulled back, shaking her head while she carded her hand through his hair.

“Babe... gotta get the groceries put away. Once it’s all away and Mew’s bowl is full, we can spend the day however you want, okay? Can get cozy clothes again and lay on the couch and watch some of those cooking videos you like.” Y/N loved him. So much. Would do anything for him.

And to see his eyes brighten at her suggestion? It was priceless.

“Promise?” He whispered, wrapping his arms around her fully and keeping her eye level.

“Mhm. Now help me and put the shampoo and such in our bathroom, and by the time you’re back we should be ready to go.”

Watching him nod eagerly and take off towards the bathroom, the only thought on Y/N’s mind was how lucky she was.

[orunj]

Weekend August 6-7 PART 2

Sunday morning we went to QC CIRCLE HEHEHEH it was a neychur day.

shikahn also found a tree lyk d one he found in red dead —d kind op tree dat native americans would make HEHE

We got sum breakfast frm dis karenderya and then we brought our plates out so we could eats at the stone benches n tables. It was so nays out, we finally got sum freeesh air. der be also old people all around and ppl exercising. AND ET JUST FELY LYK BAGUIO LITE

a tru mental health day indeed. also while shikahn was eatin his breakfast, der be dis stupehd cat dat kept meowin for sum fewd. and then eventually dey multiplied —his gang arrived.

aftur breakfast we got sum kwoffee from Just Coffee. and et was a gud place sana but dey got our order wrong 😤 they gave our order to another idiot couple 😤 and shikahn was too decent he couldnt ask d vendor to gib him the right drenk. he asked for Cafe Latte, they gave him MOCHA 🥲 and d poor bebi just had to chug dat milo drenk down.

aftur dat, we went to Pedal n Paddle to check out their rides HIHI there was this swan boat ride and et was nays :> we got to feed feesh. then we also tried the SKY BIKE —we thought we was gon die any second. den we also tried their bumper cars HEHEHE and et was just d two of us —things got so rough me bag fell and made me things scatter sa car ko. but yehs 10/10 experience. also we discovered we could drive in reverse wid dem bumper cars HAHA

and den opkors we eventually had to leave Circle and gou to SM NURTH so i could claim me billie eilish ticket 😤

but hek, things got difficult. we thought we could just head out of circle and hitch a ride dat easy BUT NOU. we had to walk a gud length just to find yung bridge 🥲 AND THEN when we finally got der, the was path was BLOCKED. “Why?” we dont kno 😭 but anyway yih it took me some time to just find d courage and just climb over et. wild times.

we got to sum nurth eventually and I GOT MI TICKET and then we ate sa HEY BBK. SUCH GOOD FOOD. UGH. fok. they have this parmesan bibingka and that shiet was just divine mwah chef kiss. across the resto, may free viewing for a Valorant tournament and may free smartphone daw sa raffle draw so opkors we tried wotchin. but alas, d call op neychur was stronger and i had to gou find a toilet.

pro tip: if u must take a shiet in sm nurth and u cant afford waiting in line, just go to the toilets on the last floor of The Block.

dats where i eventually took a shiet coz all of em restrooms on the lower levels were full 🥲 there were a lot of bbm supporters in The Block for Maid in Malacañang fok.

[miccillian]

Mr. Buakaw was non-stop buggin' me to play with him by meowin' and meowin', even after we just ran around the apartment for a while, throwin' treats around and chasin' him. So, to put a stop to the meowin' for a second, I reached over and booped his snoot and he just gave me this look like, "da fuck you thinking?" 🐈 🤣 (But he's back to normal now, as ye see in the photo) #miccillian #captncillian #pirate #celtic #folk #piratecat #cats #tabby #catsofinstagram #mrbuakaw #boop #boopthesnoot (at Waterloo, Ontario) https://www.instagram.com/p/CacjPbbLjiS/?utm_medium=tumblr

[angelicguy]

That’s great. One of my cats has made it a habit to walk around meowing until I beckon him over to sit on my lap

he was meowin at my door at 8 so i let him in and he just tucked his dumb ass in

[haku23]

“or I gotta start meowin’ like a fuckin’ cat to get fucked around here?” 

me at myself as I’m writing it: I mean. that can definitely Be Arranged...

[servicecatsus]

Hey, hey dearest furiends, I’s sure hope you’re all well. It was a crazy week around here, so we’re running way behind. Mommy said something about a road and good intentions. Anyways, we’ll meow about all that another time. Today, we wanna tell ya’ all about those pawsum Kitty Whip cat toys. I’s gotta tell ya’, there ain’t a kitty alive who doesn’t luvs a good string or strap of leather. And when ya’ put it on a pole with your favorite human at the other end…Well, it just doesn’t get much better than that.  

                RaenaBelle, those sure are some broad sweeping statements you’re making.  

  Well sissy, it’s cuz it’s true. Least it is with every kitty I’s know. 

  Disclaimer: We received the Kitty Whip Cat toys in exchange for our honest

opinion. As always, we only bring products we use or have tried and

feel would be of interest to you, our readers and friends.

                Yeah Raena, me’s too. Me’s just meowin’, ya’ might not wanna lump every kitty in there just in case. 

  Hmmmmpht  Whatever. So, I’s told ya’ll last week, we got the oppurrtunity to attend Catcon from your couch. Thanky thank you fur makin’ that happen awnty Anonymous. Well, while there, mommy spotted these really cool wand toys called Kitty Whips. Let me tell ya’, we’ve torn up more than our fair share of those cheapy plastic jobs thru the years. Problem is, they’re not always all that cheap on the pawcket book. But, they sure aren’t made to last. Obviously, there are a few exceptions to every rule.  

    courtesy of KittyWhipCatToys.com

              That’s better Raena. Altho’, me’s never seen a wand toy that could hold up to you no matter the cost.  

  (Raena pauses a moment to think about what Dezi said) Yeah sissy, mommy said the same thing. I’s not sure ifin ya’ll are being nice or not. Anyways, when mommy saw the Kitty Whips, she just had to find out more about ‘em. Thanky thankfully, she was able to connect with the peeps thru that zoomy thingy and befur ya’ could meow catnip, they were sending ‘em out to us. Let me tell ya’, Etsy is full of talented peeps and wonderful products.

                Yeah Raena, when they arrived, mommy said she thought this might actually be the wand toy to stand up to just about any kitty, including you. And, each one is hand made right here is the good ole US of A. They’re made of 100% natural and sustainable materials. That’s right, the handles are a beautiful sturdy piece of hickory wood. Attached to the end is your choice of a leather strap, sisal rope or braided cotton rope. There’s even a smaller Kitty Whip fur the kittens out there. There’s a metal ring where the “cord attaches to the handle so you don’t have to worry about it falling apart. And, at a price of only $10.00 to $20.00, the Kitty Whip is a must have. Y, You could get all of ‘em fur only $50.00. 

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    Yeah sissy, especially right now when everypawdy can use our code, “DEZIZWORLD” to get 15% off their entire order and free shipping in honor of your birthday/gotchaday. You know you’ve spent way more than that on that plastic junk at the big box store. Now you can support small business and get exceptional quality. But hey, don’t just take our word fur it. Mommy took ‘em down to the neighbor’s and asked them what they thought about it. Here’s what Jubal had to say, “Oh Kittens, this is like the best toy ever RaenaBelle!!!” Like us, he’s a big kitty, and his favorite was the sisal rope.    

  Jubal: This is pawsum!!!

                Yeah Raena, the Kitty Whip is definitely at the top of our gift ideas this year. It’s well made, kitty approved, and affordable. Seriously, ya’ just need to get one fur your self and maybe one fur a gift. You won’t be disappointed. 

        Now that’s the truth sissy. We’d also like to thanky thank those of ya’ who have already ordered yours. Your purchases are what allows us to be able to continue to introduce you to great products that kitty will luvs. 

        We also want to remind you, that the annual Blessing Train will be departing soon fur the annual run around the world. Grab your boxcar below, decorate it and send it to us at lexi.dezi@yahoo.com. Let’s make this the bestest year ever.  

                    We are already receiving entries Raena. Me’s so excited. We’re also still taking donations towards our car fund. You can donate directly thru paypal here. All donations are still being matched, so every bit helps. We thank all of you fur your luv and suppurrt. Me’s gonna go link us up with the Kitties Blue fur Sunday Selfies, and then take a wee nap.  

        Thanky thanks sissy. As we do each week, we’d like to remind you to take a minute today and every day to Give Thanky thanks fur the Blessings in your lives. Thanky thank you fur being Blessings in ours. Now, go get your Kitty whip and leave us a comment below.

  Till the next time………………………………………………….Be Blest!!! 

  Don’t forget to grab your boxcar and join the Blessing Train.

  Let us know which Kitty Whip you bought or would love to have. And use our code “DEZIZWORLD” for 15% off thru 12/31/2020.

  Raena: Navy Blue 

Dezi: Vibrant Blue 

      Luvs and Hugs and KittyBelle Kisses 

  RaenaBelle and Deztinee

Blest Sunday: It’s A Kitty Whip

[dylanradio]

Now Playing on DylanRadio.com: Talking Bear Mountain Picnic Massacre Blues by Bob Dylan from Rare Live Performances Of The Sixties Volume II

I saw it advertised one day, Bear Mountain picnic was comin' my way. "Come along 'n' take a trip, We'll bring you up there on a ship. Bring the wife and kids Bring the whole family." Yippee! Well, I run right down 'n' bought a ticket To this Bear Mountain Picnic. But little did I realize I was in for a picnic surprise. Had nothin' to do with mountains. I didn't even come close to a bear. Took the wife 'n' kids down to the pier, Six thousand people there, Everybody had ticket for the trip. "Oh well." I said, "it's a pretty big ship. Besides, anyway, the more the merrier." Well, we all got on 'n' what d'ya think, That big old boat started t' sink More people kept a-pilin' on, That old ship was a-slowly goin' down. Funny way t' start a picnic. Well, I soon lost track of m' kids 'n' wife, So many people there I never saw in m' life That old ship sinkin' down in the water, Six thousand people tryin' t' kill each other, Dogs a-barkin', cats a-meowin', Women screamin', fists a-flyin', babies cryin', Cops a-comin', me a-runnin'. Maybe we just better call off the picnic. I got shoved down 'n' pushed around, All I could hear there was a screamin' sound, Don't remember one thing more, Just remember walkin' up on a little shore, Head busted, stomach cracked, Feet splintered, I was bald, naked. . . Quite lucky to be alive though. Feelin' like I climbed outa m' casket, I grabbed back hold of m' picnic basket. Took the wife 'n' kids 'n' started home, Wishin' I'd never got up that morn. Now, I don't care just what you do, If you wanta have a picnic, that's up t' you. But don't tell me about it, I don't wanta hear it, 'Cause, see, I just lost all m' picnic spirit. Stay in m' kitchen, have m' own picnic. . . In the bathroom. Now, it don't seem to me quite so funny What some people are gonna do f'r money. There's a bran' new gimmick every day Just t' take somebody's money away. I think we oughta take some o' these people And put 'em on a boat, send 'em up to Bear Mountain . . . For a picnic.

[crunchie-morris]

Crutchie finds a kitten and has to convince Katherine to take it in (mostly because Crutchie and Kath friendship is the bomb)

"Miss Pulitzer?"Katherine looked up from her typewriter to see Hannah standing in the doorway with a vaguely confused expression. "Yes?""Um, one of your newsie friends is here," She replied, glancing behind her. "Charlie, I believe? He brought...a friend. He wants to know if know is a good time?""Of course," Katherine smiled and called, "Crutchie, you can come in!"Crutchie made his way into Katherine's room. He beamed at Hannah and thanked her, then he sat himself on Katherine's bed. "Hey, Katherine! I, uh, need to you to do me a favor."Katherine knitted her eyebrows and smirked, turning her chair to face him. "What is it?"Crutchie glanced at his bag nervously. "I found somethin'. Er, someone.""Hannah said you brought a friend."Crutchie chuckled and scratched the back of his head. "That's a good way to describe her." With that, he reached into his bag and pulled out a small, thin, black kitten. Katherine's eyes widened. "Crutchie, that's a cat.""I know," Crutchie replied sheepishly, scratching behind the cat's ears. "I been callin' her Alley, 'cause I found her in an alley." Katherine tilted her head, still trying to wrap her head around the fact that Crutchie just pulled a cat out of his paper bag, as if that was normal. "Aren't you allergic to cats?"As if on cue, Crutchie sneezed. Scratching his nose, he answered, "A little bit. But, I couldn't just leave her there! She was meowin' all sad-like, and lookin' at me with these scared eyes."Katherine still wasn't sure how to respond. Slowly, she shook her head and let out a small laugh. "Crutchie...""It don't look like she's got a-a-" He let out another sneeze, the sound reminding Katherine of the kitten in his lap. "-a home. And, she was all hungry. I bought her somethin', though. I heard cats like fish.""How'd you afford a fish?" Katherine questioned."It was a day old," Crutchie shrugged. "And I- achoo! -used my dinner money."Katherine crossed her arms. "Crutchie.""She was starving!""You're staying for dinner," Katherine said matter-of-factly. Crutchie's cheeks glowed pink. "Thanks.""Of course," Katherine smiled. "Now, about this cat?""Alley," Crutchie grinned down at the cat, who was sniffing Katherine's blanket. "Anyway, I knew I had t-to- achoo! -take her in when I saw this."Crutchie set the kitten on the ground. She began making her way towards Katherine with a noticible limp. "She was dealt the same hand as me," Crutchie smirked sadly. "How 'bout that?"Katherine smiled, reaching down to pet Alley. Now, she understood. "But, Crutchie, you can't-""-keep her, I know." Crutchie sighed. "I'm allergic, and we barely got room in the Lodge for all us boys." He sneezed a couple time in a row before continuing. "So, I was hoping, I dunno, maybe you could take care of her? At least for now, 'til we can find her a place to stay forever."Katherine was now sitting on the floor, petting Alley and feeling the kitten purr happily. "I don't know how happy my dad'll be about her..." She looked up and saw that Crutchie's face had fallen slightly. "...but, I think I can talk him into it."Crutchie's eyes lit up. "Oh, thank you, Katherine! She's really gonna like it here." He made his way to the floor and said to the cat, "You'se gonna be livin' the high life now, Alley."Katherine giggled. "She sure is. Now, let's get you something to eat."

[enthusiasticmoron]

God my cat is so cute holyy shit. He looks pretty mean and bites me a lot he but drags his toys around the house when he wants to play and he actually really likes to play fetch with the dangly stick toy. I’ve never had a cat that played fetch I had no idea cats did that shit anD THE ITHER FUCKIN DAY HE PICKED UP A SINGLE KIBBLE WITH BOTH PAWS SET IT ON THE FLOOR AND BATTED IT AROUND ADORABLE HES ALSO LIKE AGGRESSIVLY SNUGGLY AND FOLLOWS ME AND MY MOM AROUND EVERYWHERE BUT HE WONT LET ME PICK HIM UP AND HUG HKM FOR LONGER THAN A MOMENT BUT HE PURRS THE WHOLE DAMN TIME TSUNDERE CAT FUCKN WAKE ME UP EVERYDAY AT FIVE IN THE MORNING MEOWIN ALWAYS COMES RUNNING WHEN HE HEARS ME GET OFF MY BED WHEN I OVERSLEEP HE TRIES TO PUSH HIS TOYS UNDER THE DOOR WHEN IM IN MY ROOM FOR EIGHTEEN HOURS