#Nooooooo you homie

[manicpixiedreamygirl]

Neil and Katlyn problably look at each other from time to time and go "OMG, This person has the worst taste in man under the sun😭😭😭"

And then their men are literally twins

[app1es0uce]

Was watching this CDrama with my uncle, and by golly, after the long will they won’t they, the sacrifices, the tricks and lies, enemies to lover, dark villain turned good by the innocent hopeful hero drama, risking each other's life for one another, rescues and near deaths, nothing hit more when the villain's henchmen were willing to sacrifice themselves for their leader, the man who gave them a new life, a new chance. 

Don’t get me wrong, all the other romantic stuff were good and beautiful and got some tears outta me, but it just didn’t hit the same.

When the main villain was dying because he was losing all his magic energy, his men were like, “this man saved my life, I am now willing to give up my life to save him” and they all gave up their own magic energy, risking their lives, to the villain so he could live. Y’all I’m dying over here!!!

Fuck that romantic shit, this god damn found family shit is going to be the death of me-

[neon-danger]

this chapter is so fucking cute I wanna post it so bad

[nerdyvocals]

Remember when I introduced @look-at-those-niceass-rocks to Rise of the Pink Ladies and collected three rounds of unhinged quotes?

Well, I recently started them on Julie and the Phantoms, so enjoy this collection from episodes 1-3! We definitely didn't have this watch party almost a week ago and I definitely didn't forget to post this, shut up

Me: Once again, I have a list of characters I predict you will simp for Bee: Excellent, I cannot wait to be called out

Bee: That's the best way to get either the best hot dog in the world or food poisoning! Me: *bombastic side eye*

Alex: That's a new flavor... Bee: Oh they're gonna die Me: It is called Julie and the Phantoms! Bee: I thought it was an aesthetic choice!!!

*Ten seconds later* It was not an aesthetic choice

(About Julie) Oh it's adorable! Oh, it's traumatized!!

(About Luke) Oh, he's an idiot, I love him

Oh they're all idiots!!!

Me: This is a Kenny Ortega show, by the way Bee: That...so very tracks

Me: (About Luke) This man is so goddamn pretty it's not fair, I watched this the summer before my sophomore year of college and I cut the sleeves off all my shirts. I get such gender envy from this man, okay, he is so pretty and- I am just now realizing that he and Cynthia have the same haircut... I... I may have a type Bee: Whaaaaat? You? A Type? Nooooooo-

Me: They share custody of the braincell. Alex has it more often than not. Bee: I can see that. (a scene later) He (Reggie) sees the brain cell every other holiday.

Alex: -And I didn't get a hug from either of you! Bee: Me Reggie: Bring it in! Alex: Don't touch me! Me: Also you Bee: I feel personally attacked

I would also immediately wish for a puppy

Bee: (about Luke) He baby girl! Me: He so baby girl!!!

(Anytime Reggie and Luke sing into the same mic. Which happens... quite a bit in the first few episodes) Bee: Gay?? Kiss gay???

I don't know what he (Reggie) is but He Is Gay

(After that kid dragged his instrument down the steps) Bee (hyperventilating): PAUSE please, God, I need a fuckin' second, fuck! Me: hehehehe fuckin' band kid

(after the Ghostbusters bit, completely deadpan) That. Was fucking hysterical.

Bee: Is that fucking Seth Clearwater??? Me: I hate that that's what you know him as

Reggie and Luke: *singing into the same mic for the third time in as many episodes* Bee: The unfinished business is actually Kissing the Homies Goodnight

The following two quotes are honorable mentions from the little we watched of episode four before I had to leave to do Other Things

Both of us, simultaneously: I love High School Musical!!!

Me: Girl, he has been dead longer than you have been alive, that is a corpse- Bee: *in a jaunty little tune* Where is his corpse? It's in the ground! Play hide and seek, find his bones! Me: *shaking with repressed laughter* Bee: ...That was really fucking weird, I don't know why I- Me: *WHEEZE*

Part two can be found here!

[ursaribbon]

if my life was a cartoon, the fandom would say shit like

I've never had anxiety, but I just think MC should stop being so helpless about it. He is literally his own problem.

FUCK YOU [***] ALL MY HOMIES HATE [***]

[*****] DESERVES THE ENTIRE WORLD AND MORE

[****] was literally a terrible person. Even if his behavior was in large part because of his neurodivergence, and even though he's literally a high schooler, it was still totally his fault and the situation was not nuanced whatsoever. Worst first partner MC could have possibly had. If it was [*****] instead, the situation would have been TOTALLY different and it TOTALLY wouldn't have ended the same way.

Honestly, [*****] is my least favorite character. I think everyone is entitled to their opinion, but if I hear anyone say they like him, I will immediately start a debate anyway. His history of being second to MC does NOT give MC the right to be so nice to him, and it doesn't give their relationship ANY nuance whatsoever. Same goes for [***] and [***]. Fuck them. Relentlessly. Send tweet.

When is something gonna happen between MC and [*****]? Their chemistry was set up even before [****] came into play, and nothing ever happened????

The MC X [*****] train was so hype for all of, like, 3 seconds, and then everybody forgot about it, and then FUCKING EPISODE 7 JUST??? WE GOT A COMPLETE DERAILING OF THE AFOREMENTIONED MC X [*****], MADE [*****] X [*****] CANON, SUNK IT AGAIN, AND THEN WE GOT ANOTHER MC X [*****] MOMENT??????

The "Fuck [*****] Train" is going strong. THE TRUE OGs KNEW IT FROM THE START, BOYZZ!!!!

UGHHHH NOOOOO WE KNEW [****] WAS QUIRKY BUT SHE'S NOT EVEN ONE OF THE GOOD RADICAL FEMINISTS? MY LIFE IS OVER I HAVE TO DELETE ALL MY WHOLESOME EDITS NOW

I made an age-up fanfic of that one-episode character from way back in season 2

Even with how awful [****] must've been, [****] is still such a good mom to [*****]. Adopt me plz

BROOO [*****] FINALLY GOT THAT RIZZ GAME

NOOOOOOO [*****] GOT THAT RIZZ GAME AND NOW MY [*****] X READER FICS WILL NEVER BE THE SAME

[*****] finally got that rizz game? Bless the poor soul of the recipient...

[***] my blorbo skrunkly lil bby boy i am such a kinnie omg

Likeable trans characters like [***] are turning our beautiful daughters into men across the country. To hell with the woke liberal epidemic

I ship [***] with [******] just bc they're both trans guys. That's literally the only thing they have in common

IF WE ALL HATE [****] AND [*****] WE SHOULD SHIP THEM TOGETHER EVEN IF IT WOULD MESS UP [****] TO AN IRREPARABLE DEGREE

[southernsolarpunk]

Homie I must regretfully inform you that the solar panel picture you just reblogged is AI generated 😔 - SolarpunkAni

NOOOOOOO

Mood rn 😔

[deescade]

Wanna share with you this :3

#1 Screenshot: Barbara what did you do- 💀 why and how bad is your interruption that Aether and I just swore to never talked to each other I-

#2 Screenshit: NOOOOOOO BENNEEETTTTTTTTTT 😭😭😭 WHY DID ME THERE THINK IT'S A GOOD IDEA TO CONFESS????????? NOOOOOOO BENNETT NOOOOO 😭😭😭

A little scenario I thought of is Bennett was overwhelmed and frustrated with his luck and how it also affects his team. He wanted someone to talk to or even just listen to him and that's when we came into the picture. He told us his life story, venting his frustrations, feelings, and thoughts. Putting it bluntly, he's being vulnerable to you and he trusts you. You thought it was a good idea to confess to him because it might remind him that you're here and that there's someone who loves him. Sadly, Bennett doesn't think or feel the same way. Rather he misinterpret your intentions and he doesn't like that you're confessing to him at his most vulnerable state which makes the atmosphere between the two of you tense and suffocating. He most likely apologized and asked that he needs to clear off his mind and left you behind. And from there, he met Xinyan. Xinyan happened to pass by when you confessed to him and saw what happened, opting to help him out after seeing how troubled he looks. They talked for a bit and Bennet came to a decision. He went back to you and asked for a proposal to give him some time along while apologizing and telling you it's not a good idea to confess to him this way. The way I see it, Bennet felt awkward with you and tries to put you both on the line of friendship. He doesn't want to hurt you more after rejecting your feelings but you were way affected by his rejection than he thought, no matter how lightly he put it and it ended up having an invisible wall between the two of you. Bennett tries his best to be friends with you even after all that but it's really hard if you keep on avoiding him. He decided to give you some time on your own and gradually the two of you became strangers again, having an unspoken deal to never speak to each other again.

[I don't really know much about Bennett but it feels out of character for me to have him give up and forget about a friend especially one who had feelings for him so I had a very hard time thinking and settled for this. On the Xinyan "interrupting part" I don't know much about her either (╥﹏╥) so I also settled for that. It was also getting way too llong for my liking so on to the next one!]

#3 Screenshot: Xiangling 💀 also Modern AU ✨✨✨ the homie and bestie + kind of chaotic vibes with the sleeping [ESPECIALLY THE SLEEPING cause I wasn't expecting that 💀] and watching movies is the one and way too accurate for me odjejdjdj also Jean interrupting makes me think that I had a job to do but I decided not to do it and Kaeya encouraging us to hang out instead is ✨✨✨

Cool, we got some more!!🤩

Maybe it was your lack of response PLUS allowing Barbara to interrupt that made the ending so serious? Gosh, Idk I can't see Aether being so upset over something like that tho 😔 maybe there was some history between you two, with him pining over you but you never reciprocated his feelings, so when it comes to this confession and you say nothing, he decides to just leave you alone 😭 sorry for the angst, I like the drama tho haha

OH CRAP NOT ANOTHER ANGSTY SCENARIO 😭😭💔 oof that bennett scenario hurt, ouch 😔 I think your take on bennett made sense to me tho? The consistent awkwardness sounds right but OUCH

Oh Thank God that the next one is lighthearted 😤 Haha, you and Xiangling totally sound like besties 😆 that situation makes so much sense tho?! kaeya is probably with you guys when you watch a movie haha, such a bad influence

N E WAYZ thanks so much for sending these in, friend!! They were so fun to read and ponder about!! Send some more whenever!! 🥰❤

[kiyomi-mizumi-1y]

last cursed Sunday before I’m in Mexico lmao but anyways here—

Hoshizawa: I’m here to apologize.

Ikuto: Hope you brought kneecaps, BITCH-

——————

Ikuto: Alright let’s get to it. Beg.

——————

*Everybody harmonizing over Ikuto’s “suicide note”*

Meanwhile Ghost Ikuto: *waving his hand like a beauty queen*

——————

Boni: Like when Ikuto and I got our ears pierced at the mall..

*switches mic side to another news channel*

Boni: I can still remember the late night talks on the phone.

*switches again and proceeds to say something i didn’t understand lmao*

——————

Momo: Me and (Kurt and Ram) and Boni came to pour a jug of Thunderbird on Ikuto’s grave, you know, from his homies- But they drank it all.

Hoshizawa: Wait- After everything that happened at (Kurt’s) party, why did you call me?

Momo: Oh, well that was the deal. If I got you to come (Kurt) promised to leave me alone..

Hoshiz:

Hoshiz: So- So you avoided day break by volunteering me for day break? I’m leaving.

——————

Boni: Goddamn it Ram, I said I’M DONE!

(Ram): Wait up, Boni, don’t walk awayyyy!

Boni: Sober up, idiot!

——————

Ikuto: God, I’m gonna be coughing up drain cleaner for eternity!!

——————

Boni: Oh, we’re cleaning out Ikuto’s locker?? Little respect??

Ghost Ikuto: Ugh, Boni is such a poser! Tano, tell her to stop touching my stuff!

Ghost Ikuto:

Ghost Ikuto: Tano. TANO!

Hoshizawa: SHUT UP!

Boni: YOU SHUT UP! I DON’T HAVE TO SHUT UP ANYMORE! *holds up Ikuto’s earring before putting it on*

Momo: But that was Ikuto’s earring-

Boni: Shut up Momo!

Momo: Sorry Boni.

Boni: Since Ikuto’s now gone, someone needs to replace him!~

Hoshiz: Replace Ikuto..?

Ghost Ikuto: Puh-lease.

——————

Ghost Ikuto: And they lived happily ever after! You really believe that? You think it all goes back to normal?

——————

Hoshiz: STOP IT. STOP.

Ghost Kurt and Ghost Ram: *walk of shame*

——————

Hoshizawa: *grabs (Martha) by the shoulders*

Ghost Ikuto: Do you have the guts?!

——————

Boni: Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast?

Momo: Sorry, Boni.

——————

Momo: I’ve thought about killing myself-!

Boni:

Boni: What the HELL are you doing?

——————

Boni: *grabs Momo’s arm* What’s your damage, Momo? Are you saying Westerburg isn’t a nice place? Where’s your school spirit!? You don’t deserve to wear our school colors!-

——————

Ghost Ikuto: They can’t help us. Nobody can help us. We’re alone in the ocean!

Hoshizawa: -Just like all of you idiots! Ikuto was a monster, just like Kurt and Ram AND I KILLED THEM-!

Hoshizawa:

Literally Everyone Else:

Hoshizawa: W-What are you all thinking about..?

Boni, laughing: Some people will do ANYTHING if they think it’ll make them popular!!

——————

(Now after all that drama Hoshizawa and Momo hug because they deserve wholesomeness)

——————

JD: Well if she’s your friend why are we letting Mizumi live, the bitch that made Neko want to kill herself!?

——————

Boni: W-What’s in the envelope?

JD: Just a reminder that you and (Martha) used to be friends!

Boni: Oh crap.

Boni:

Boni: Where’d you get these pictures? Did Tano give them to you? What do you want, money..?

——————

Boni: Hey guys, missed you after 8th period!

Hoshizawa: We were avoiding you.

Momo: What you did to me sucked..

Boni: Very very.

——————

Hoshizawa: I’m not signing that..

Boni: Tano, why are you joking with me? It was your boyfriend’s idea.

Hoshizawa: You mean (JD)?

Boni: He made a signature sheet and everything.

Hoshizawa: I don’t know what he’s up to but if you know what’s good for you, throw that away.

Boni: Not a chance. I’ll just fake your signature like I did with (Martha). She’s in no shape to sign anything today..!

Hoshizawa: Why not?

Boni: Heard it on the radio! She took a belly flop off the Old Mill Bridge last night holding a suicide note.

*insert Ghost Ikuto just slowly appearing next to Hoshizawa*

——————

Ghost Ikuto: He’s got your handwriting down cold~!

——————

*Hoshiz and his mother screaming because of each other*

Hoshizawa: NO! NO! NOOOOOOO-

——————

Now have a whole Heathers in a nutshell video but with these little shits:

Hoshiz: My name’s Tano, and I’m soooo totally edgy and relatable.

(Kurt, Ram and Martha time)

Momo: I’m bad guy 1 who turns out to be really nice!

Boni: I’m bad guy 2 who turns out to be a total bitch you’re gonna hope dies in the end.

Boni: ..Until I get kissed by the main character.

Ikuto: And I’m the almighty who’s supposed to be a real bitch but you’re gonna end up loving me.

Ikuto: cos I’m memeable..

(JD time)

Hoshiz: Hey lemme be your friend!

Ikuto: Yah sure

Momo: waitwhat

Boni: *vomit noises*

Ikuto: Grow up, Boni. Bulimia’s so ‘87.

Hoshiz: This is a fun group.

——————

Ikuto: Hey go give Ram this note that’s totally gonna embarrass your best friend.

Hoshiz: What? No!

Ikuto: period joke.

Hoshiz: I said no.

Ikuto: Bitch. Fite me.

——————

Ikuto, Boni and Momo: This is the best song in the musicaaaaal, even tho it was ruined by riverdaleeeeee! (Does that even exist in-universe?- y’know what nevermind)

——————

Hoshiz: I don’t wanna be part of your clique anymore.

Ikuto: Bitch. Fite me.

Hoshiz: *vomits on Ikuto*

Ikuto: *pterodactyl shrieking 2.0*

——————

Hoshiz: Ikuto I’m sorry-

Ikuto: Make me a drink n I’ll think about it.

——————

JD: ok let’s give him drain cleaner :)

Hoshiz: ok don’t be a bitch that stuff’d kill him.

JD: thus ending his hangoveeeer..

——————

Ikuto: You’re still dead to me. *takes a sip of his drink, and immediately flops over dead*

Hoshiz: oh no.

——————

Momo: i had no idea he was this depressed!

Momo and Boni at Ikuto’s grave: We love you Ikuto!

Hoshiz: Yeah. Love. Sad.

——————

Martha: Tano, I think your boyfriend murdered the 3-

Ghost Ikuto: WELL, FUCK ME GENTLY WITH A CHAINSAW!

——————

I’m done but the hyperfixation is only getting worse so. Yeah.

[stellakiddd]

Continuing my Chicago Fire rewatch...

So just started the episode and the first thing that happens is that my girl, Shay is hurt.

Nancy Casey right out the gate saying she never liked Hallie yet not knowing how long she and Matt had been together...wow

One thing I must praise Chicago Fire for is the casting. Like, the actors that they cast as Matt's mom & sister and Cruz' brother, the way they all resemble each other and look like they could actually be related is just amazing to me.

Matt isn't drawing any punches

"How do I get to move on from this, stuck in here?"

"Well, maybe you should have thought about that before you killed dad"

The way she just got up and left. I mean, I don't blame her because DAMN

Kelly literally has tears in his eyes. He loves Shay so much 😭

"Your brother can breathe easy, Cruz, so can you" Oh Casey if only you knew

Mills and Dawson being paramedic partners, this should be interesting

Severide is so worried about Shay

I can't believe Kelly is still suffering with this injury, go get help, boy damn

Cruz dealing with what he did to Flaco. This guilt is gonna eat at him for a while.

Boden and Herrmann, best friends

This poor lady. This is definitely NOT a situation I would ever want to find myself in.

So we just taking people's fences now, I see how it is

Shay's ok! YAYYYYY!!!

Shay and Severide are still on the outs...NOOooooo

Herrmann was so excited about his business deal, I hate how this ended

Wow, Cruz, Cruz, Cruz, that's all I can say

This dog, man

Christie and Matt interactions, everyone cheered 🎉🎊

Please, I just want to hug Matt Casey tight and never let him go

I can't believe this man is literally using Herrmann's limo for that. I just...can't. Poor Herrmann

Sev looks so lonely 😢

Cruz (almost) confessing what he did to Flaco in that fire to Casey. I admire how Casey has his firefighters back always.

This scene is reminding me that I haven't gotten alot of Cruz and Casey interactions in a long time and now I want them???

Poor Kelly, baby boy finally admitting that he needs help

I mean, I understand why they want to kill that man but don't stop first responders from doing their jobs.

That's some good thinking there, Casey. The way that everyone is so confused about what he is doing 😂

I swear Leslie Shay, the love that I have for you has never wavered

Cindy is literally the most understanding wife, I love her. Can I tell you how I feared that as a Dick Wolf show, they would make Herrmann and Cindy divorce but I'm so glad they didn't.

Mills and Dawson were so cute, there, I said it again

Severide and Shay, best friend excellence

Christie and Matt have fallen out again, yeah, that's just great /s

Kelly cleaning up his act, seeking help and finally doing something about that injury, thank god, I prayed for this moment

"I am so damn proud of you, Kelly" Me, too, Leslie, me too

When I find a friendship like Severide's and Shay's, then I will know peace

This is unfortunately where I'll be stopping, folks. Can't wait for next weeks episode, I'm excited in every single way.

Later, homies ✌🏾

[apparently-i-like-mcyts-now]

tftsmp: wild west liveblog

looks like we're getting lore at the end owo

oooooh! it takes place at same time as the masquerade ball pog

oooooooooo

YOOOOO THE BUILDS ARE POG

RANBOO, QUACKITY HDJFJGK

WAIT SAPNAP AND CONNOR TOO

they have accents!!!

lmaooooo quackity's accent reminds me sm of drew p. weiner jfjgkg

Ranboo as john!!!

DEMOCRAT HATERS FJDJKAKWJFJ

QUACKITY AS JACK KANOFF

Sapnap as Mason

and connor as connor

HHDJFJFSWJJF WHAT THE HELL IS THIS JFIHDJF

"YOU MUST BE A DEMOCRAT" JDJDKG

"THERES A NEW SHERRIFF IN TOWN" YEAHHHHH TELL EM KARL

oh

"THIS IS JACK KANOFF SIGNIN OFF" i am deceased

man,, ranboo's characters,, yea,,

john john poggers

BEERE,,

yooooo the builds

HDJDJIWR THE PRIEST DIED????

HE'LL BE BACK IN THREE DAYS????

CHURCH PRIME POGGERS

TUBBO!!!!!!

BANKING BEE,,, IF ANYTHING HAPPENS TO IT I WILL NERF EVERYONE IN THIS ROOM AND NERF MYSELF

"you said go fish,, it was blackjack,,"

Tubbo as percy

nooooo percy's cat is ded

"THE BACK PAIN HAS BEEN HAUNTING ME FOR YEARS"

this episode is so quotable JJDIFKG

SIR BILLIAM IS WANTED???

EYYYY TECHNOOOOO

"I GOTCHU, I GOTCHU,, M O N E Y"

SHERIFF SHERMAN THOMPSON

BILLIAM

CROPS,,,

HES A C A N N I B A L

im gonna stop blogging for a moment i need to take a test fjjhkhk

nooOOOOO BEE!!

i missed the fundy bit but yay!! bbh as william williamson

"WHAT IF WE BREAK THEM AND NOT BUY THEM,," yoooooo???

HAHAHAHHAHAH 69 NICE

"i do that with my wife a lot" MICHAEL NO

CROPS DONT EAT THE HORSE

BATHROOM BREAK!!

HFJSJDJ THEYRE ALL TALKING SHIT ABOUT KARL BEHIND HIS BACK

TUBBO'S WEARING A STITCH HEAD KGKGKG

"welcome back to reality" -crops

john really be out here encouraging using guns under the influence /j

HFJFIGIGIF

oh NO GUNS ARE A ONE-HIT KILL HELP

"guys im badly wounded"

"guys i went to the hospital and am now okay :D"

GUNBOYHALO

fuck wifi is laggin :[

michael sounds like an ai jrjfkgoh

"GREAT SHOT" MICHAEL

"if we shoot enough eventually one of the bullets will hit" JFIFOGOWLKEKF

great shot, great shot, great shot

The cannibal has a gun,, i repeat the cannibal has a GUN

"it was getting late, it was getting late"

"Who let the cows out? WHO WHO WHO"

"great cows"

TECHNO HAS SUCH GREAT CHARACTERS OWO

"I...have a great... shot"

POLL

Crops is winning

crops won by 70%

OH THE DEMOCRAT HATERS ARE BACK

"I'll fill you with ammo"

SAP WAS MUTED GHJFKWKD

"I don't think its cool of you to manipulate me." Manipulation rates lowers to 0%

"we are... fucked..."

watch me watch this while in a math test poggers

SHIFIGKG QUACKITY, SAPNAP, AND CONNOR REPUBLICAN ARC JGKGKGKG

"LMAO"

"EKS-DEE"

"O W O"

"alright im tired of living" mood

ShERIFF WON

crops really be out here kissin the homies

"i like the smell of this one"

"You have a nice ass" "...bad shot"

CHURCH OF PRIME AMEN

"i dont wanna live on this planet no more" mood.

CROPS WON

faintly in the background: "GREAT SHOT"

"GOD IS THAT YOU"

"GOD STOP TELLING ME WHAT TO DO"

"you have no friends anymore, and youre ugly." "L"

"jack tastes so good..."

in a video game galore

NOOOOO JOHN LOST

JFKGODOKWKR

IDOGOGIEJJWK IMNSOBBING QIACKITYS CHARACHTERS NAMEDL

noO WIFI LAG

karl is gonna die lmao rip f

OH FUCK THE HORSE

gdamn i have a math test wait

karl won!!!

BLACK SCREEN

IN BETWEEN POG

YO THAT WHOLE THING WAS SMOOTH

i am not noting down everything please i have a test

AHDJJFJF I MISSED THE END BIT BUT YOOO THE SONG THO

[moist-astronaut]

things my friends and I have said over the last year

“I’m verbally illiterate” ���Isn’t that called dyslexia”

“I’m going to chemistry and I’m gonna light myself on fire” “No” “Damnit let me burn like the witch I am!”

“Don’t worry it’s not anti-Christ it’s just anti-government”

“I’ve been getting migraines everyday and I’m considering chopping my head off” “But that would kill you” “Two birds one stone!!”

“I swear to god I will hug you” “My house is 5 miles away and my doors are locked” “Your locks are FEABLE”

*writing an email* “Bitch comma”

“Ok but I could be a top” *laughing* “What I totally could be!” *laughing and crying for literally 6 minutes straight*

*on a group call, friends cat misha walks into the room* “Tell misha I would live and die for her, whichever she prefers” “She says thank you” *cat noises*

*joins discord vioce chat at 11:26 pm* “You guys are gae but I love you” “Thank you saeren very cool” “Goodnight” *leaves chat at 11:28pm*

“Jake jake jake jjjake -j-jaaake hey jake” “W H A T” “Can I eat your pens” “I literally have a restraining order against you”

“I’m educatn’t”

“Me calling you to dumb to be a slytherin is payback for you leaving multiple handprint bruises on my legs” “It’s not my fault your skin is weak”

“He’s rolling so that we can walk” *rolling in the grass and collecting leaves on his jacket* “I’m rolling for your sins”

“There are 7 of us so we can each be a deadly sin” “I wanna be Ross” “You mean wrath?” “No that dude from Friends”

“Ok but other than his strict attraction to women, his multiple wives, his hatred of gay people, and the fact that he is dead, what is standing between me and Joseph Smith the All American Hottie from being happy together”

“Consider: Mullet” “No”

“I do my homework while loudly eating a pop tart asmr”

“No no listen, he’s my brother, he’s a bastard of my dynasty…I might just ransom him off”

“These Norwegian bastards indroduced a fucking PLUAGE to my COUNTRY”

“Ooooo meth”

“Half of my life is me resisting the urge to sing the zaboomafoo themesong, the other half is me actually singing the zaboomafoo themesong. So either way my entire life revolves around zaboomafoo.”

“I just don’t think I would hire a gay man-wait no I’m not homophobic”

*chucks half a gallon of milk in a gas station* “-ah- got milk?”

“Gimme your sternum boy”

“Nooooooo he stole my sternum!!!” (Side note these were two separate occasions)

*being force fed milk duds* “No!! This is the worst way to die!!”

“Hey babe come over I have a hammock and a heated blanket”

“Be afraid, be prepared- IN THE WORDS OF SCAR”

“Stress eating stress gummies Stress eating stress gummies Stress eating stress gummies stress eating-”

“I thought to myself ‘Y’know if I die today this is how I want to be remembered- a leather skirt and leg warmers’”

“I think I’m telling you to go to sleep” “You’re gonna have make me” “I can’t tell if this is cry for help or flirting” “Yes”

“This is at best cannibalism and at worst being straight”

“Oh look Percy Jackson’s here now, ooh they replaced every character’s face with Mr. Bean. I hate it”

“You can’t be mean to me! I’m gay AND a woman! That’s a hate crime!” “Yeah well I’m brown and Muslim! Square the fuck up bitch!”

“Babe it’s not very metal to be afraid of your hair dresser” “It’s not very metal to have a hair dresser and yet here we are” “It’s fine you’re into glam metal”

“Hey augie, got any grrrrrrapes?” “I’m doing IXL :(“

“Can I come?” “No” “What if I bring watermelon?” “You can come, leave the watermelon, then leave” “:(“

“What in the jersey shore”

“Rad’nt”

“Ok but consider: Mullet-hawk” “I can and will divorce you”

“Dee-vorce 👏 Just to 👏 re-vorce 👏 👏 “

“Ah yes, that’s why I’m fat…for combat reasons…”

“You fool I consent!”

“My Boston fern is being a bitch but that’s because it’s winter and that’s BITCH season”

“You walk through the rest of the house and it’s like ‘ooo witchy and aesthetic’ then they’ll get to the guest room and it’ll just be a tacky twink Fever dream”

“Who needs a scalp”

“HeHe, sexing”

“Council has decided, your vibes are rancid (and not the band)”

“You’re never to young to hate women”

“Look at me I did the dishes I’m a 1950s housewife with a strangely new jersey accent and affinity for lesbianism”

“Well look who has the table now”

"contrary to popular belief, fuck you"

"There's nothing here that requires whisking, i'm just problematic"

"If you could go anywhere in the world with two people, who would you choose?" “New Orleans!”

"So he proceeded to bite me on the butt...like, really, really hard."

“I don’t cheat, I win. It’s not cheating if it’s consensual.”

“My mouth, my choice”

“Do you like my ombré of a tan"

“Who’s the cutest in the chat right now then?” “It’s Paige!” “No, it’s obviously Augie.” (paige's boyfriend)-said by a straight man

“Francis is just a one and done.”

“Would you ever have a threesome?” “...yes...” *To Francis* “Sure!”

“How do you feel about anal sex?”

“Of the people in this room, who would you most want to make out with?” “Augie” “The answer is yes, but only if it’s 6 feet apart.”

“Square, flat, and overcooked.”

“The virus would be over if everyone would breathe underwater for 5 minutes.”

“I have daddy issues, but not with my father.”

“You’re a ladies man but you have two boyfriends.”

“That means lesbian in sign language” “No, that means fuck boy in American”

“I’m like a parasite, you can’t get rid of me. I’m here forever.”

“You’re like my long term hit man”

“Is it Jake?” “No, why would the evil Russian man be Jake?” “Because he would never hire a gay man and you don’t look like a gay man”

“Jake is homophonic, Augie is racist, and Francis is a woman hater!”

"Grew a korean radish, 1 star"

"I've got more cause i'm a rich boy, and by that i mean my father sometimes buys avocados. And that's on what? Upper middle class"

"Tell your good for nothing boyfriend to stay away from my mom"

"It's not inciting violence it's just ~inspiring it~ "

"Listen bitch just because you have avacados and a roomba doesn't make you better then me"

"i would totally let narthex ruin my life. and that's on what? daddy issues and bisexuality"

"who is titty"

"how is he racist" "he hates the french and russians right?" "don't forget italians" "that's just self loathing"

"This is the last time i wear a thong- it's for educational purposes"

"babe come over i'm a burrito"

"he put bread with milk. luckily he passed away"

"you touched my wiener!" "you offered it!"

"foot'nt"

"i took a shower and realized the floor doesn't bounce"

"i love ass whoooaaaaaa i meant cassie"

"Rosalie you're the deciding vote. Be decisive." "Dude i'm bisexual and a gemini. what're you talking about?"

"Okay so to recap: jake is homophobic, augie is racist, francis is a woman hater, and now paige is a bunny abuser?"

"Just bring a watermelon keychain and it'll be fine" "Whooaaaa i'm gonna need a big key then"

"If you were blind what would you even see"

Post Traumatic Youth, plus D for danny's disorder"

"i think she's past the phase where she likes people just because they're russian"

"francine is a lesbian, but only during quarantine"

"don't be a home wrecker!" "i can't help it!"

"we are not doing coed tents" "i wanted to go purple-ing though"

"if it's not perfect i'm gonna through hands" "with who" "i don't know, the CEO of stupid"

"don't make me feel guilty for bullying you"

"it doesn't look very cash money cool but okay"

"slinky cat" (ferret)

"The pond behind my house didn't freeze all the way through this winter, so i couldn't go ice skating" "okay, so i have an idea. we can go to walmart and get-" "ANTI FREEZE!" "well, yes- wait, no. No, the more i think about that definitely no."

"The amish will win, the amish will prevail" "the amish will conquer us all!"

"He do be kinda mafia doh"

"i'm being sneaky sneak. stairs go creaky creak. and i need. DRUGZ"

"brain on shutdown, power saving mode"

"Somebody go tip her, she's dancing like a stripper" "thatd be nice- oh wait no!"

"fellas, is it gay to lick your homies eyeball?"

"it's not racist if you're only targeting one group of people" "that literally racism" "but what if they're french"

"i'm not racist yet but the option is available, and it's good to have options"

"they don't call me Mr. Steal Yo Boy for nothing!" -a straight man who has a girlfriend

"i think he has a bad habit of not dating girls"

"kinda hot tho 🥵 in a Santa Claus kinda way...hoe hoe hoe"

"i'll be your hot jacuzzi bubble dealer"

"when deceit and doubt fills you up, you cleanse your mind through creative activities, such as making organic soap"

"friendly reminder #4: you're never to old to eat a freezie-pop"

"sorry i'm just nervous" Chinese Teacher: (Waving her hand in front of her face) “Just pretend I’m cabbage.”

"me when my dads name is publicly broadcasted on the radio for his 14 felonies and assorted war crimes"

"<@!523669420435046401> I sentence you to a solid nine by the banhammer. For your crimes against Humanity, God, Satan, and Matt Frank. See you in hell."

"Danny, just because you're playing *Just Cause* doesn't mean you need to Just Cause our friendship!"

"Silly Matt! You fell for the ole’ Heimlich maneuver!”

"i got a bunch of new shirts over quarantine" "you would"

"Ok, there's a 32 year old doctor in new Jersey dying right now" "Yeah, but to be fair everyone in new jersey has a pre-existing condition"

“This is the longest period of time we’ve had without a Nintendo direct” “Maybe they’re gonna make a Nintendo indirect?”

"you’re looking extra white today.” "thanks i've been practicing"

"do you have any batteries" *looks inside shirt* "not yet"

"let's go colonize the middle school!" "yyayayyayayay!!!" " wait I gotta ask my mom first" What happened next is know called the *Juniors burden*

"oh so you're a DOWNSTAIRS milk kinda guy"

"you are literally the human embodiment of crumbs in a bed"

"The Berk-ey Creamery isn’t a place, it’s a people!”

 "He shoved a floating joy-con straight up his flux-capacitor.” "great! now it's paired"

"No, that isnt armor, the real armor are the friends you made along the way"

"This one goes out to all my lady friends out there *proceeds to kill himself in game*

"i'm a coward" "that's what a coward would say!"

"rest is for cowards and fools"

"every time you speak you take years off my life"

"Shark dick hoo ha ha"

"Me and the boys brushing our teeth at 3 AM"

"remember if you kill yourself the fascists win"

"The Beatles aren’t real. Have you ever seen a beatle? No? Exactly." "Babe” "Shut up I’m right."

*reading over these quotes* "god i hate that" "you said that!"

[trainerelodie]

Hey ✌

1. First impression: Cool Lemon themed mutual of Apollo-

2. Truth is: I actually followed you on accident because Tumblr but I’m glad I didn’t unfollow you! And I was actually shocked that you followed me back ngl. You’re a pretty funny gorl and I’m glad we’re friends

3. How old do you look: 12

4. Have you ever made me laugh: Ofc you have

5. Have you ever made me mad: Noooooooooooooooo

6. Best feature: Sense of humor in all things cursed

7. Have I ever had a crush on you: Nooooooo you’re like a lil cousin

8. You’re my: Lemon themed homie

[uwua3]

HI DID U KNOW I WOULD DIE FOR U that tenma hc was SO DAMN SOFT!!!! 🥺💕💕💕 i love you soso much u mean the world to me aaah!!! and ur writing is so good too wtf STAN TALENT STAN BUNNIE 💯

JEJEJFJSJCJSJC NOOOOOOO PLEASE THANK U SO MUCH ONLY THE BEST FOR YOU MEL ♡ i want u to Live For Me so i can write u more hcs real hot girl shit right there. me n the homies Supporting Each Other but THANK YOU SO MUCH !!!!!!! i LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

(everyone follow mel she’s the best!!!)

Bunnie 💗🐰

[thewritingstar]

1-200 we're all in quarantine so got nothing to do. Might as well ask pls

oo anon you were gonna ask anyways lol. But I did this hella quick during a zoom.....

1. What is your middle name?

-Rose

2. Do you have any nicknames that aren’t derived from your actual name?

-Star

2. Do you have any allergies?

-Penicillin (not really thou), but no

4. What is the longest your hair has ever been?

-Lower back

5. How well can you write in cursive?

-Its readable

6. Name one item on your bucket list.

-Going to all the Disney parks in the world

7. Have you ever been on a blind date?

-haven’t even been on a real date

8. What is the oldest piece of clothing you still wear and how old is it?

-prob like five years ago and its jeans

9. How often do you eat out at a fancy restaurant?

-nothing like I have to dress up but maybe once a year??

10. How grammatically correct are you when you text?

-rules don’t apply in text

11. Can you drive stick?

-hell no

12. What foreign country would you most like to visit and why?

-japan because I think it would be so cool

13. Nutella or peanut butter?

-NUTELLA

14. At what age did you have your first kiss?

-...............ahahhahahh

15. DC or Marvel?

-DC. Harley Quinn owns my ass

16. Have you ever hosted a wild party?

-my parties consist of drinking capri suns and playing cards against humanity and Mario kart

17. Name/author of the last book you read cover to cover. Do you recommend it?

-...ooof haven’t read a book in a while

18. How many of your Facebook friends do you actually hang with?

-my mom

19. Have you ever donated blood?

-I was apart of a cancer study so I used to donate my blood (and pee) to science

20. From 1-10, how much do you like decorating for holidays?

-8 I love to decorate but I’m not allow near the Christmas trees

21. Coffee or tea?

-vaniila iced lattes or raspberry ice tea own me

22. What is your go-to Starbucks drink?

-Vanilla bean frap with extra vanilla

23. Last show you binge watched?

-currently its assassination classroom

24. Dogs or cats?

-puppy’s

25. Favorite animated Disney character?

-Jessica Rabbit, Dumbo, Rey, Tamatoa and Guedo

26. Have you ever cooked a big family meal by yourself?

-mostly baking for my family

27. Favorite winter activity?

-Staying inside

28. Have you ever butt dialed anyone?

-probably

29. Can you blow a bubble gum bubble?

-yes

30. How early in the year do you start celebrating Christmas?

-my mom plays Xmas music year round

31. What emoji best describes your life right now?

-the wilting rose

32. Are you fluent in more than one language?

-nope

33. What is the longest you’ve ever kept a New Year’s resolution?

-I don’t make them

34. Have you ever successfully been on a diet? Did you gain any of the weight back?

-I’m on a diet to gain weight and its not going well

35. Are any of your grandparents still alive?

-only on my moms side

36. How good are you at communicating through facial expressions?

-hahaha my face gives everything away and I can read people pretty well

37. Have you ever gotten a commercial jingle stuck in your head?

-EDUCATION CONNECTION! Get connected for free

38. Have you ever left a movie theater before the movie was over?

-Nope

39. Do you consider rapping singing?

-rapping is in its own ballpark...its why its called rapping

40. Does your home have a fireplace?

Yep

41. Favorite non-chocolate candy?

-sour gummies worms

42. If you could have only one superpower, what would you want and why?

-oooof ummmmmm maybe teleportation

43. Have you ever locked your keys in your car?

44. Do you listen to any religious music?

-noooooooooo

45. Do you drink soda? If so, which one is your favorite?

-I hate soda

46. What was your ACT score?

-do not do me like this (21)

47. Rice or quinoa?

-rice

48. From 1-10, how good of a driver do you consider yourself?

-like an 8

49. Do you like horror movies?

-nope

50. How easily do you cry?

-uh depends on what it is

51. Do you have any tattoos? If so, of what and where?

-no but I want some

52. You are hanging with your closest friends. What are you most likely doing?

-being dumb and quoting tik toks at target

53. Can you handle spicy foods? What is your spice limit?

-not very well

54. Can you play any musical instruments? If so, which ones?

-no

55. Are you more introverted or extroverted?

-middle of the road

56. Last CD you bought?

-Folklore by Taylor Swift

57. Do you like roller coasters?

-yessss but they cant be extremely tall

58. What day of the week is laundry day for you?

-uhhh depends on when I have time

59. Have you ever played spin the bottle?

-uh maybe once but I was in fourth grade and walked away

60. How long have you known your best friend?

-I’ve known my bestie for 16 years (met when we were 4)

61. Can you eat using chopsticks?

-yes!! I usually eat my Chinese food with them

62. Do you have any stickers on your laptop computer? If so, what are they of?

-no because I need to get a case for my iMac and iPad

63. How often do you say y'all?

-every fucking day. Y’all is my go too

64. Favorite flavor of ice cream?

-cookie dough, pralines and cream, blue raspberry sherbert, vanilla, coffee

65. How long was your longest relationship? Are you still with that person?

-my longest relationship was like three weeks in fourth grade with my friends cousin who I saw twice

66. Star Trek or Star Wars?

-haven’t seen either but prob Star Wars cause r2d2 is cute

67. How good are you at math?

-ehhh I’m okay at stats

68. Have you ever acted in a play or a musical?

-used to do the plays in middle school :)

69. How often do you read/pay attention to your horoscope?

-not much my horoscope but just my sign in general

70. What is the shortest your hair has ever been?

-just above my shoulders

71. Have you ever broken any bones?

-my big toe

72. Do you like to go fishing?

-nooooooo I went fishing once and it pooped on me

73. Do you believe in evolution?

-of course

74. Favorite costume you wore for Hallowen? How old were you?

-I was perry the platypus…. 19

75. Real or fake Christmas trees?

-fake!!! WHO WANTS TO CLEAN THAT UP???

76. How many pillows do you sleep with?

-usually 1-2 but like 5 in the winter

77. Do you live in an apartment or a house?

-House rn

78. How many of your friends are of the opposite gender?

-in my close circle, one but I do have many boy homies

79. Have you ever had a near-death experience?

-many times

80. How long have you been at your current job?

-four weeks

81. What kind of car do you drive (year, brand, model, color)?

-white car

82. How flexible are you?

-not super but mama can bend

83. Have you ever ended a romantic relationship?

-haven’t even started one

84. Phrase you say the most?

-“I’m uncomfortable” “Y’all” “I would let J.D from heathers…..”

85. Have you ever kissed anyone of the same gender? If so, did you like it?

-no but I wish

86. Do you own any homemade clothing?

-not that I know of

87. Do you like fast food?

-yessss

88. Have you ever given anyone CPR?

-nope

89. Have you ever learned to do anything from a how-to video on YouTube?

-I fixed my moms glasses yesterday with a video so she wouldn’t have to spend a shit ton of money

90. Describe your sense of humor.

-if Always Sunny in Philadelphia and “vine comp that butters my eggroll” had a baby

92. Favorite cereal?

-no

93. Have you ever auditioned for a reality competition show?

-no

94. Have you ever gotten a TV theme song stuck in your head?

-Sugar, spice and everything nice, these were the ingredients…….

95. Do you believe in ghosts?

-indifferent

96. Do you think there is life on other planets?

-hell yeah

97. Have you ever given money to a street performer?

-yep

98. Your deepest fear?

-lets not go there

99. Pancakes or waffles?

-waffles but I don’t even like them that much

100. Are you still friends with anyone from high school?

-yep, my friend circle dates back to elementary

101. From 1-10, how good of a dancer do you consider yourself?

-7

102. How much of a patient person are you?

-I can be extremely patient. Once waited three hours in a dressing room with my friend and I didn’t have a phone

103. Do you know your IQ?

-no but its prob god level

104. Do you eat meat at all?

-mama loves meat

105. Do you own any clothes from a garage sale or a thrift store?

-I think so

106. Have you ever bought anything from a flea market?

-yess my mom used to take me to flea markets all the time

107. Have you ever quit a job?

-early this year

108. Have you ever gotten a song you dislike stuck in your head?

-many times

109. Any movie(s) you can watch over and over and over again and enjoy just as much each time?

-robots to ratatouille

110. Do you or have you ever worn glasses?

-just sun glasses

111. Have you ever skinny dipped?

-when I was like 6

112. Are your birth parents still together?

-yep

113. Have you ever been in the audience for the taping of a TV show?

-not that I know of

114. Favorite type of cookie?

-chocolate chip or the sugar cookies with the pink frosting on them (I’m a whore for them)

115. Have you ever been broken up with?

-nope

116. How often do you smile when getting your picture taken?

-most of the time

117. Have you ever accidentally dialed 911?

-yes I have and I was 6 and bullied for it for years by my uncle even though my cousins tricked me into doing it

118. Oldest memory?

-throwing a chair at a kid in preschool for stealing my cookie

119. Have you ever been the victim of a nasty prank?

-nope

120. How often do you snort when you laugh?

-uhhhh a lot

121. From 1-10, how good of a singer do you consider yourself?

-5

122. Favorite Disney song?

-uuuuuuhhh Shiny, See the Light, Why Don’t you Do Right, Show Yourself

123. Where do you see yourself 10 years from now?

-hopefully in la

124. What is your Myers-Briggs personality type?

-I’m an advocate

125. Have you ever had a fortune cookie fortune come true?

-I think so

126. Name one thing you wish people would stop posting on social media.

-fascist, racist, homophobia stuff

127. Last musical artist you saw live?

-Jonas brothers

128. Credit cards or cash?

-cash cause I feel like I didn’t spend anything

129. Favorite fandom?

-the powderpuff girls or fairy tail

130. What is your astrological sign?

-Aries

131. Have you ever been fired from a job?

-nope I’m a good noodle

132. Any hidden talents?

-I can do the cinnamon challenge

133. Can you surf?

-nope

134. What motivates you to do well in life?

-the fear of failure

135. Your worst physical feature?

-my acne

136. From 1-10, how much are you like your father?

-mehhhhhhhh like a 4

137. How lucky do you consider yourself?

-I’m a pretty lucky person ngl

138. Name a moment in your life when you were pleasently surprised.

-when I won a coffee maker at my senior grad night raffle

139. Have you ever been summoned for jury duty?

-nope

140. What type of shoes do you wear the most?

-my converse

141. Favorite summer activity?

-getting coffee

142. Favorite song to sing in the shower?

-any Taylor swift song

143. Have you ever lived with a roommate you did not get along with?

-my parents sometimes

144. Have you ever lived on a farm?

-my grandparents owned a cherry farm when I was little

145. Have you ever kept a diary or a journal?

-tumblr is my diary

146. TV show or movie you quote/reference the most?

-Always Sunny, The Office, Gotham

147. How often do you get mad at yourself?

-constantly

148. Have you ever gotten any stitches?

-only in animal crossing (he’s so cute)

149. Have you ever been hunting?

-no

150. Favorite YouTube channel?

-Jenna marbles, try guys, mukbang edit channel, drama channels

151. Have you ever had a pet besides a dog or a cat?

-I had a mouse once

152. From 1-10, how well do you work with others?

-9

153. Are you friends with any of your exes?

-I don’t got exes

154. Apple or PC?

-I have an Apple Mac rn but I think I loved my pc so much so I’m getting used to the format

155. Do you collect anything?

-what don’t I collect? Funko, pins, so much stuff

156. Have you ever seen any Broadway plays or musicals?

-I saw Newsies and A Music chorus

157. Any missed opporunites you wish you had taken?

-I’m not too sure

158. Have you ever uttered a spoken hashtag?

-yes

159. Do you have a pool at your house?

-nope

160. What is the longest you’ve gone without sleep?

-like 24 hours and it was hell

161. Last thing that made you laugh?

-a meme 20 sec ago

162. Disney or Nickelodeon?

-Disney

163. Name one celebrity you wish was still alive.

-Billy Mays (Oxyclean dude)

164. From 1-10, how much are you like your mother?

-maybe a 6

165. Your best physical feature?

-my hair

166. Earbud or earmuff headphones?

-earbud

167. Have you ever wished you were born the opposite gender?

-..hmmmm sometimes I think it would be cool but I’m pretty content with being a girl...

168. Do you have any piercings anywhere besides your ear lobes?

-my nose

169. How often do you wash your hair?

-every other day usually

170. Showers or baths?

-I love a good bath but I take showers more

171. Have you ever been a bridesmaid or a groomsman?

-noooo but I wanna be

172. Bottled or tap water?

-bottle

173. What was your favorite TV show when you were a kid?

POWERPUFF GIRLS

174. Any guilty pleasures you’re willing to discuss?

-watching glee

175. Favorite video game?

-Mario kart

176. Have you ever gotten a New Year’s kiss exactly at midnight?

-nooooo why are there so many questions about kissing

177. How many of the United States have you visited?

-four, ive passed over a few more in a plane

178. Have you ever given money to a homeless person?

-yes

179. Have you ever gotten a surgery?

-no

180. Your least favorite food?

-cheese

181. From 1-10, how competitive are you?

-depends. I’m like a 6 but I can be pushed to a 10 when motivated

182. Do you like wearing hats?

-only a snap back occasionally

183. How much of a jealous peron are you?

-ehh not really

184. What was your SAT score?

-900-1100 (stop nationwide testing doesn’t work and I didn’t learn eveything)

185. Have you ever voted for a reality competition show?

-no

186. Does anyone in your family currently serve in your country’s military?

-my cousin

187. Snowboarding or skiing?

-I don’t do snow

188. What celebrity would you most want to play you in a movie about your life?

-jack black

189. Have you ever been a Boy or Girl Scout?

-hell no

190. Have you ever dyed your hair?

-many times

191. From 1-10, how good of a cook do you consider yourself?

-7

192. You have just opened up a web browser. What is the first site you visit?

-this cursed site

193. How many things can you do with your weaker hand?

-a lot

194. Were you involved in any academic clubs in high school?

-honors i guess

195. Have you ever played hooky from school?

-like twice

196. Are you comfortable with watching rated R movies?

—-not with my parents

197. Do you root for any sports teams?

-bold of you to assume i do sport

198. First thing you do when you wake up in the morning?

-pee

199. If you could take home any one animal from the zoo, which one would you choose?

-a lizard

200. Tell something about yourself most people don’t know.

-uhhh ummmm (I have a tik tok with 7.5k followers) 

[lowflyinghelicopter]

Mark and friends playing Pogostuck #3 Starters

"WHY, BABY, STOP!"

"I need to stop taking this so seriously."

"Yes, they're supposed to be fun, aren't they?"

"Oooohh my God."

"GOD. DAMMIT. DAMMIT."

"I dunno what to do for ya, man."

"Yea, that's how the song went."

"*Terrible AC*DC impression* I'm back in blaaaack. Back in blaaaack."

"That sweet, sweet jazz."

"This time, I shall ascend beyond the tree."

"There I go."

"Ah! Your rockets attacked!"

"OH, I RUINED IT!"

"Holy shit, that was a hell of a jump."

"Hello, who is it?"

"I am back in black."

"I can't make of progreeeess, because this hill is made of Satan's ass."

"I fucking hate you so much right now."

"FUCK WEEEEEEH! FUCK WEEEEEH!"

"Can we please play something else?"

"I am having the time of my life!"

"SHUT UP, NO HAPPINESS. NO LAUGHTER."

"Dude. Dude, just... just hang on."

"YES, ______, HOMIE. BABY. How's it going man?"

"I don't wanna look at your gaping mouth."

"SAVE IT! SAVE IT!"

"I don't know where I'm going!"

"Guys, there's armadillos."

"You've got an iron will or something."

"I recognize that I'm not pleasant to be around when I'm angry."

"I've been making some of the sickest moves that go absolutely nowhere."

"I will kill your family."

"Be a little more dignatious."

"They don't have any. They died."

"My finger hurts!"

"Then don't hit the button so hard, you freaking child!"

"I'm trying to do this a stupid way, and I don't know why."

"Why were you muted for that in the first place?"

"I'm the best that ever was. let it be known."

"AH NOOOOOOO!"

"I can't tell if good things or horrible things are happening."

"I'm so sad."

"I see that you're behind me again."

"Get your fast ass out of here!"

"Every control is written in math, and not numbers and letters."

"YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!"

"I'm taLkInG!"

"I'm leaving, bye!"

"Banjo music, go away!"

"You guys need to really get the lead out."

"I'm making progress."

"WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! NO! FUCK!"

"The emotion that causes you to choke on your own soul?"

"I know, dude, I know."

"WWWWHYYYYYYYYYYY?!"

"Who's cheating?!"

"It's just so goddamn annoying."

"Nobody can take that away from you."

"I just wanna be done."

"Hey, what's up?"

"I like to think that was an echoing on my despair."

"I just... Oh, I just....."

"You right."

"Never let go."

"It really hinders your progress after a while."

"No it's not, stop!"

"GODDAMMIT."

"I have no joy, I just got assholes!"

"GET A FUCKING LIFE, NO ONE CARES WHO YOU ARE!"

"I'm a viking!"

"You asinine troll!"

"I thought I was getting better, and then I realized I was getting worse."

"It was your mom's noises."

"I think I'm reaching my limit."

"I'm coming, guys! I'm comiiiiiiiiing!"

"I CAN'T EVEN GO BACKWARDS!"

"There, fucking finally!"

"Yeah, I think we're done with this."

[16syd]

Striking vipers

This ep is bi energy. He actin like he flirtin with him but damn why these niggas so loud

Oop are they still together?? Lmao they done made it out the hood

Oh shit they done got gentrified

Damn. He lookin at her ass crack....

Ooooh. Stricken vipers is supposed to be there street fighters. Interesting...

LIKE AN 8BALL💀💀🎱

But he really is checkin out other girls. She look basic af tho. On some blonde black barbie housewife shit. Ngl I understand his mood which is my worry to be gettin married

The bartender and his new girl are hot af tho. She’s lame tho...

Damn. I’m feelin bad for her. Oooh. Are they gonna switch lives..?

Lololol that’s a switch box and switch cartridge

COSPLAY!!!-NO WAIIIT THAT IS SO SICK

BIIITCH. This ep screams bii energy

Oh fuck he’s hard for the homie😨😨

Ooh I used to love tekken with a beach area

There the same charcuterie so-BIIIITCH

Why are they putting clothes back on when they can just exit game

BISEXUAL BOTH OF YOU ARE BIII

lol so they gone fuck every time they get in the game hahah

OH MY GOD CAN HE BE TRANS AND HE BI?!?!

Damn. He forgot about wedding anniversary

Damn. I used to ship them so hard. Girl get it all out and leave his ass😭😭

His eyes shifted gurl he’s with the homie now😭

HE IS LYING

Really girl you gotta watch porn right next to him

BITCH HE SAID DANNY I THOUGHT HE SAID DADDY

This nigga finna loose it....

Oh so it’s a year & 7 mont-NOOOOOOO

Ew you fucked a bear. This nigga is weird. He doesn’t realize he’s demisexual.

ARE YOU KIDDING?!?? I LOVE YOU?!?! NAH FIGHT HER NOW

Oh fuck these niggas gone kiss for real lmao

😨. No sparks....

Sooo. They cool then..?? DID SHE ALLOW IT TO GO ON UNHEALTHY POLY BUT I LOVE IT😭😭😭😭😭

OH MY GOD THERE SWINGERS NOW!!!!! OH FUCK THEY ARE AN OPEN RELATIONSHIP EVEN BETTER👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾