#Nooooooo you homie

[manicpixiedreamygirl]

Neil and Katlyn problably look at each other from time to time and go "OMG, This person has the worst taste in man under the sun😭😭😭"

And then their men are literally twins

[app1es0uce]

Was watching this CDrama with my uncle, and by golly, after the long will they won’t they, the sacrifices, the tricks and lies, enemies to lover, dark villain turned good by the innocent hopeful hero drama, risking each other's life for one another, rescues and near deaths, nothing hit more when the villain's henchmen were willing to sacrifice themselves for their leader, the man who gave them a new life, a new chance. 

Don’t get me wrong, all the other romantic stuff were good and beautiful and got some tears outta me, but it just didn’t hit the same.

When the main villain was dying because he was losing all his magic energy, his men were like, “this man saved my life, I am now willing to give up my life to save him” and they all gave up their own magic energy, risking their lives, to the villain so he could live. Y’all I’m dying over here!!!

Fuck that romantic shit, this god damn found family shit is going to be the death of me-

[neon-danger]

this chapter is so fucking cute I wanna post it so bad

[nerdyvocals]

Remember when I introduced @look-at-those-niceass-rocks to Rise of the Pink Ladies and collected three rounds of unhinged quotes?

Well, I recently started them on Julie and the Phantoms, so enjoy this collection from episodes 1-3! We definitely didn't have this watch party almost a week ago and I definitely didn't forget to post this, shut up

Me: Once again, I have a list of characters I predict you will simp for Bee: Excellent, I cannot wait to be called out

Bee: That's the best way to get either the best hot dog in the world or food poisoning! Me: *bombastic side eye*

Alex: That's a new flavor... Bee: Oh they're gonna die Me: It is called Julie and the Phantoms! Bee: I thought it was an aesthetic choice!!!

*Ten seconds later* It was not an aesthetic choice

(About Julie) Oh it's adorable! Oh, it's traumatized!!

(About Luke) Oh, he's an idiot, I love him

Oh they're all idiots!!!

Me: This is a Kenny Ortega show, by the way Bee: That...so very tracks

Me: (About Luke) This man is so goddamn pretty it's not fair, I watched this the summer before my sophomore year of college and I cut the sleeves off all my shirts. I get such gender envy from this man, okay, he is so pretty and- I am just now realizing that he and Cynthia have the same haircut... I... I may have a type Bee: Whaaaaat? You? A Type? Nooooooo-

Me: They share custody of the braincell. Alex has it more often than not. Bee: I can see that. (a scene later) He (Reggie) sees the brain cell every other holiday.

Alex: -And I didn't get a hug from either of you! Bee: Me Reggie: Bring it in! Alex: Don't touch me! Me: Also you Bee: I feel personally attacked

I would also immediately wish for a puppy

Bee: (about Luke) He baby girl! Me: He so baby girl!!!

(Anytime Reggie and Luke sing into the same mic. Which happens... quite a bit in the first few episodes) Bee: Gay?? Kiss gay???

I don't know what he (Reggie) is but He Is Gay

(After that kid dragged his instrument down the steps) Bee (hyperventilating): PAUSE please, God, I need a fuckin' second, fuck! Me: hehehehe fuckin' band kid

(after the Ghostbusters bit, completely deadpan) That. Was fucking hysterical.

Bee: Is that fucking Seth Clearwater??? Me: I hate that that's what you know him as

Reggie and Luke: *singing into the same mic for the third time in as many episodes* Bee: The unfinished business is actually Kissing the Homies Goodnight

The following two quotes are honorable mentions from the little we watched of episode four before I had to leave to do Other Things

Both of us, simultaneously: I love High School Musical!!!

Me: Girl, he has been dead longer than you have been alive, that is a corpse- Bee: *in a jaunty little tune* Where is his corpse? It's in the ground! Play hide and seek, find his bones! Me: *shaking with repressed laughter* Bee: ...That was really fucking weird, I don't know why I- Me: *WHEEZE*

Part two can be found here!

[ursaribbon]

if my life was a cartoon, the fandom would say shit like

I've never had anxiety, but I just think MC should stop being so helpless about it. He is literally his own problem.

FUCK YOU [***] ALL MY HOMIES HATE [***]

[*****] DESERVES THE ENTIRE WORLD AND MORE

[****] was literally a terrible person. Even if his behavior was in large part because of his neurodivergence, and even though he's literally a high schooler, it was still totally his fault and the situation was not nuanced whatsoever. Worst first partner MC could have possibly had. If it was [*****] instead, the situation would have been TOTALLY different and it TOTALLY wouldn't have ended the same way.

Honestly, [*****] is my least favorite character. I think everyone is entitled to their opinion, but if I hear anyone say they like him, I will immediately start a debate anyway. His history of being second to MC does NOT give MC the right to be so nice to him, and it doesn't give their relationship ANY nuance whatsoever. Same goes for [***] and [***]. Fuck them. Relentlessly. Send tweet.

When is something gonna happen between MC and [*****]? Their chemistry was set up even before [****] came into play, and nothing ever happened????

The MC X [*****] train was so hype for all of, like, 3 seconds, and then everybody forgot about it, and then FUCKING EPISODE 7 JUST??? WE GOT A COMPLETE DERAILING OF THE AFOREMENTIONED MC X [*****], MADE [*****] X [*****] CANON, SUNK IT AGAIN, AND THEN WE GOT ANOTHER MC X [*****] MOMENT??????

The "Fuck [*****] Train" is going strong. THE TRUE OGs KNEW IT FROM THE START, BOYZZ!!!!

UGHHHH NOOOOO WE KNEW [****] WAS QUIRKY BUT SHE'S NOT EVEN ONE OF THE GOOD RADICAL FEMINISTS? MY LIFE IS OVER I HAVE TO DELETE ALL MY WHOLESOME EDITS NOW

I made an age-up fanfic of that one-episode character from way back in season 2

Even with how awful [****] must've been, [****] is still such a good mom to [*****]. Adopt me plz

BROOO [*****] FINALLY GOT THAT RIZZ GAME

NOOOOOOO [*****] GOT THAT RIZZ GAME AND NOW MY [*****] X READER FICS WILL NEVER BE THE SAME

[*****] finally got that rizz game? Bless the poor soul of the recipient...

[***] my blorbo skrunkly lil bby boy i am such a kinnie omg

Likeable trans characters like [***] are turning our beautiful daughters into men across the country. To hell with the woke liberal epidemic

I ship [***] with [******] just bc they're both trans guys. That's literally the only thing they have in common

IF WE ALL HATE [****] AND [*****] WE SHOULD SHIP THEM TOGETHER EVEN IF IT WOULD MESS UP [****] TO AN IRREPARABLE DEGREE

[southernsolarpunk]

Homie I must regretfully inform you that the solar panel picture you just reblogged is AI generated 😔 - SolarpunkAni

NOOOOOOO

Mood rn 😔

[d1squ13tud3]

If I would feel a little looooooooool RAGEYER whele it's like when I mean ooookay so hearrr But There but you got it All Planned Out like . . . . him Popular Tree and I think. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST> Well I don't but I been told I hain't I hain't been and I knoooooooooooow well you see I think you see I mean okay so heres — but it's like, you take your game too seriously, but maybe I'm just not good enough at it, so what do you do? What do you do? What do you do? What do you do ? What do you do?? What do you do??? What do you do ???? What do you? What do you do? What do you do??? What do you do ?? What do you do? I can't be honest anymore.... . ..... . . ... . ... ...... .. .. .. Guys you recall when I was trying to be honest but HAHAHAHA oooo I was so naiveeeee and I don't. I decided that if . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . .. .. . .. . . Well I'm Just Not Very Competent. My eyes are burning again. oOOOOOOOOOO no nah naw naur LOL I can't okay I belive to my soul and I. . . . . JESUS and I aaaaaaaaaggghggghghghhh and I okay. I okay I okay I knew I ookay I know I know I know.... and I believe whell letssss um I believe to my soul that your oookay. Noooo I don't it's like My Own Voice In The Recording Why? I 'm bent out of shape Hieronym's. Heronymos Heriymos Hieronymousssssssss Hiermono's and well Okay, and I was in fact interested to learn about Herodotus at the time but now I can't do that. I can't do that now, I can't do that. I can't do that now. That's why I'm trying to figure it out. I'm trying to make it work. No no no no NOOOOOOO jesus fucking. I mean I JESUS fucking I don't. I don't even know what to y I don't know what to say you I say you I say you I'm jeeessus I'm so fucking tired of trying to be I just wish they could look at you and say damn you Are Not Normal but that's fine I can't NOOOOO I can't hold myself together hold myself together hold myself together oo fair brown we can make our money JESUS. I don't ... I don't ... I don't ... You Have Such Bad Character Recognition Bro It'S A Wonder That You Can Even Read I jeeeeeeeesus fucking christ it's just if maybe if You Got It and I thought You Got It I thought I thought I thought You got It I thought You Got It I thought You Got It I Thought You Got It I Thought You Got It I Thought You Got It wellllll I wish FUCK I wish I mean I gotta have some sort of agenda like what sort of agenda? What sort of agenda? Like I got a mission to do SOMETHING or other but no one fucking believes it JESUS JESUS I can't. I can't do this. No no no no no no no no no WHO clipped the Time's Ruins and the Seven Laws BUt jesus FUCKIGN christ if there was some sort of project or invesitutre investiture Lay Investiture and the Pope and FUCK I mean GOD I['m I can't. I can't. I can't. JESUS I'm S O FUCK FUCK god NOOOOOOOOO AAOS:IFHWOEHFWEOIFJ I can't .. Yeah Thomas Archbishop god GOD GOD GOD GOD I don't. I don't....... I got homies yeahhh well I got homiesss yeah well I got homies but in the end it's still so LONELY NOoooooo Noooooo NNOOOOO Nooooo Well this is what I missed and this is what I missed and I can't pull the conclusion out I can't pull the conclusion out It's a Nightmare Endless Ring Like Fucking Moscow Chestnova's Endless Manipulation Of Trigonometric Identities and Nooooo nooo nooo nooo nooo nooo noooooo I just mean I mean I mean that I mean that JESUS I mean that it's just a little disappointing but I'm gonna figureitout

[skullz-chamber]

My lil homies ex moved on so I was stalking her ex's new gf ( you know, for emotional support ) lol

Anyway I'm so far down the FB rabbit hole that I'm now stalking the new girlfriend's Ex boyfriend's profile and tell me why I see my homegirl there. Just the first mf on his friends list

I was like Bry nooooooo. I have not been able to reach her since 😩😂

[deescade]

Wanna share with you this :3

#1 Screenshot: Barbara what did you do- 💀 why and how bad is your interruption that Aether and I just swore to never talked to each other I-

#2 Screenshit: NOOOOOOO BENNEEETTTTTTTTTT 😭😭😭 WHY DID ME THERE THINK IT'S A GOOD IDEA TO CONFESS????????? NOOOOOOO BENNETT NOOOOO 😭😭😭

A little scenario I thought of is Bennett was overwhelmed and frustrated with his luck and how it also affects his team. He wanted someone to talk to or even just listen to him and that's when we came into the picture. He told us his life story, venting his frustrations, feelings, and thoughts. Putting it bluntly, he's being vulnerable to you and he trusts you. You thought it was a good idea to confess to him because it might remind him that you're here and that there's someone who loves him. Sadly, Bennett doesn't think or feel the same way. Rather he misinterpret your intentions and he doesn't like that you're confessing to him at his most vulnerable state which makes the atmosphere between the two of you tense and suffocating. He most likely apologized and asked that he needs to clear off his mind and left you behind. And from there, he met Xinyan. Xinyan happened to pass by when you confessed to him and saw what happened, opting to help him out after seeing how troubled he looks. They talked for a bit and Bennet came to a decision. He went back to you and asked for a proposal to give him some time along while apologizing and telling you it's not a good idea to confess to him this way. The way I see it, Bennet felt awkward with you and tries to put you both on the line of friendship. He doesn't want to hurt you more after rejecting your feelings but you were way affected by his rejection than he thought, no matter how lightly he put it and it ended up having an invisible wall between the two of you. Bennett tries his best to be friends with you even after all that but it's really hard if you keep on avoiding him. He decided to give you some time on your own and gradually the two of you became strangers again, having an unspoken deal to never speak to each other again.

[I don't really know much about Bennett but it feels out of character for me to have him give up and forget about a friend especially one who had feelings for him so I had a very hard time thinking and settled for this. On the Xinyan "interrupting part" I don't know much about her either (╥﹏╥) so I also settled for that. It was also getting way too llong for my liking so on to the next one!]

#3 Screenshot: Xiangling 💀 also Modern AU ✨✨✨ the homie and bestie + kind of chaotic vibes with the sleeping [ESPECIALLY THE SLEEPING cause I wasn't expecting that 💀] and watching movies is the one and way too accurate for me odjejdjdj also Jean interrupting makes me think that I had a job to do but I decided not to do it and Kaeya encouraging us to hang out instead is ✨✨✨

Cool, we got some more!!🤩

Maybe it was your lack of response PLUS allowing Barbara to interrupt that made the ending so serious? Gosh, Idk I can't see Aether being so upset over something like that tho 😔 maybe there was some history between you two, with him pining over you but you never reciprocated his feelings, so when it comes to this confession and you say nothing, he decides to just leave you alone 😭 sorry for the angst, I like the drama tho haha

OH CRAP NOT ANOTHER ANGSTY SCENARIO 😭😭💔 oof that bennett scenario hurt, ouch 😔 I think your take on bennett made sense to me tho? The consistent awkwardness sounds right but OUCH

Oh Thank God that the next one is lighthearted 😤 Haha, you and Xiangling totally sound like besties 😆 that situation makes so much sense tho?! kaeya is probably with you guys when you watch a movie haha, such a bad influence

N E WAYZ thanks so much for sending these in, friend!! They were so fun to read and ponder about!! Send some more whenever!! 🥰❤

[kiyomi-mizumi-1y]

last cursed Sunday before I’m in Mexico lmao but anyways here—

Hoshizawa: I’m here to apologize.

Ikuto: Hope you brought kneecaps, BITCH-

——————

Ikuto: Alright let’s get to it. Beg.

——————

*Everybody harmonizing over Ikuto’s “suicide note”*

Meanwhile Ghost Ikuto: *waving his hand like a beauty queen*

——————

Boni: Like when Ikuto and I got our ears pierced at the mall..

*switches mic side to another news channel*

Boni: I can still remember the late night talks on the phone.

*switches again and proceeds to say something i didn’t understand lmao*

——————

Momo: Me and (Kurt and Ram) and Boni came to pour a jug of Thunderbird on Ikuto’s grave, you know, from his homies- But they drank it all.

Hoshizawa: Wait- After everything that happened at (Kurt’s) party, why did you call me?

Momo: Oh, well that was the deal. If I got you to come (Kurt) promised to leave me alone..

Hoshiz:

Hoshiz: So- So you avoided day break by volunteering me for day break? I’m leaving.

——————

Boni: Goddamn it Ram, I said I’M DONE!

(Ram): Wait up, Boni, don’t walk awayyyy!

Boni: Sober up, idiot!

——————

Ikuto: God, I’m gonna be coughing up drain cleaner for eternity!!

——————

Boni: Oh, we’re cleaning out Ikuto’s locker?? Little respect??

Ghost Ikuto: Ugh, Boni is such a poser! Tano, tell her to stop touching my stuff!

Ghost Ikuto:

Ghost Ikuto: Tano. TANO!

Hoshizawa: SHUT UP!

Boni: YOU SHUT UP! I DON’T HAVE TO SHUT UP ANYMORE! *holds up Ikuto’s earring before putting it on*

Momo: But that was Ikuto’s earring-

Boni: Shut up Momo!

Momo: Sorry Boni.

Boni: Since Ikuto’s now gone, someone needs to replace him!~

Hoshiz: Replace Ikuto..?

Ghost Ikuto: Puh-lease.

——————

Ghost Ikuto: And they lived happily ever after! You really believe that? You think it all goes back to normal?

——————

Hoshiz: STOP IT. STOP.

Ghost Kurt and Ghost Ram: *walk of shame*

——————

Hoshizawa: *grabs (Martha) by the shoulders*

Ghost Ikuto: Do you have the guts?!

——————

Boni: Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast?

Momo: Sorry, Boni.

——————

Momo: I’ve thought about killing myself-!

Boni:

Boni: What the HELL are you doing?

——————

Boni: *grabs Momo’s arm* What’s your damage, Momo? Are you saying Westerburg isn’t a nice place? Where’s your school spirit!? You don’t deserve to wear our school colors!-

——————

Ghost Ikuto: They can’t help us. Nobody can help us. We’re alone in the ocean!

Hoshizawa: -Just like all of you idiots! Ikuto was a monster, just like Kurt and Ram AND I KILLED THEM-!

Hoshizawa:

Literally Everyone Else:

Hoshizawa: W-What are you all thinking about..?

Boni, laughing: Some people will do ANYTHING if they think it’ll make them popular!!

——————

(Now after all that drama Hoshizawa and Momo hug because they deserve wholesomeness)

——————

JD: Well if she’s your friend why are we letting Mizumi live, the bitch that made Neko want to kill herself!?

——————

Boni: W-What’s in the envelope?

JD: Just a reminder that you and (Martha) used to be friends!

Boni: Oh crap.

Boni:

Boni: Where’d you get these pictures? Did Tano give them to you? What do you want, money..?

——————

Boni: Hey guys, missed you after 8th period!

Hoshizawa: We were avoiding you.

Momo: What you did to me sucked..

Boni: Very very.

——————

Hoshizawa: I’m not signing that..

Boni: Tano, why are you joking with me? It was your boyfriend’s idea.

Hoshizawa: You mean (JD)?

Boni: He made a signature sheet and everything.

Hoshizawa: I don’t know what he’s up to but if you know what’s good for you, throw that away.

Boni: Not a chance. I’ll just fake your signature like I did with (Martha). She’s in no shape to sign anything today..!

Hoshizawa: Why not?

Boni: Heard it on the radio! She took a belly flop off the Old Mill Bridge last night holding a suicide note.

*insert Ghost Ikuto just slowly appearing next to Hoshizawa*

——————

Ghost Ikuto: He’s got your handwriting down cold~!

——————

*Hoshiz and his mother screaming because of each other*

Hoshizawa: NO! NO! NOOOOOOO-

——————

Now have a whole Heathers in a nutshell video but with these little shits:

Hoshiz: My name’s Tano, and I’m soooo totally edgy and relatable.

(Kurt, Ram and Martha time)

Momo: I’m bad guy 1 who turns out to be really nice!

Boni: I’m bad guy 2 who turns out to be a total bitch you’re gonna hope dies in the end.

Boni: ..Until I get kissed by the main character.

Ikuto: And I’m the almighty who’s supposed to be a real bitch but you’re gonna end up loving me.

Ikuto: cos I’m memeable..

(JD time)

Hoshiz: Hey lemme be your friend!

Ikuto: Yah sure

Momo: waitwhat

Boni: *vomit noises*

Ikuto: Grow up, Boni. Bulimia’s so ‘87.

Hoshiz: This is a fun group.

——————

Ikuto: Hey go give Ram this note that’s totally gonna embarrass your best friend.

Hoshiz: What? No!

Ikuto: period joke.

Hoshiz: I said no.

Ikuto: Bitch. Fite me.

——————

Ikuto, Boni and Momo: This is the best song in the musicaaaaal, even tho it was ruined by riverdaleeeeee! (Does that even exist in-universe?- y’know what nevermind)

——————

Hoshiz: I don’t wanna be part of your clique anymore.

Ikuto: Bitch. Fite me.

Hoshiz: *vomits on Ikuto*

Ikuto: *pterodactyl shrieking 2.0*

——————

Hoshiz: Ikuto I’m sorry-

Ikuto: Make me a drink n I’ll think about it.

——————

JD: ok let’s give him drain cleaner :)

Hoshiz: ok don’t be a bitch that stuff’d kill him.

JD: thus ending his hangoveeeer..

——————

Ikuto: You’re still dead to me. *takes a sip of his drink, and immediately flops over dead*

Hoshiz: oh no.

——————

Momo: i had no idea he was this depressed!

Momo and Boni at Ikuto’s grave: We love you Ikuto!

Hoshiz: Yeah. Love. Sad.

——————

Martha: Tano, I think your boyfriend murdered the 3-

Ghost Ikuto: WELL, FUCK ME GENTLY WITH A CHAINSAW!

——————

I’m done but the hyperfixation is only getting worse so. Yeah.

[stellakiddd]

Continuing my Chicago Fire rewatch...

So just started the episode and the first thing that happens is that my girl, Shay is hurt.

Nancy Casey right out the gate saying she never liked Hallie yet not knowing how long she and Matt had been together...wow

One thing I must praise Chicago Fire for is the casting. Like, the actors that they cast as Matt's mom & sister and Cruz' brother, the way they all resemble each other and look like they could actually be related is just amazing to me.

Matt isn't drawing any punches

"How do I get to move on from this, stuck in here?"

"Well, maybe you should have thought about that before you killed dad"

The way she just got up and left. I mean, I don't blame her because DAMN

Kelly literally has tears in his eyes. He loves Shay so much 😭

"Your brother can breathe easy, Cruz, so can you" Oh Casey if only you knew

Mills and Dawson being paramedic partners, this should be interesting

Severide is so worried about Shay

I can't believe Kelly is still suffering with this injury, go get help, boy damn

Cruz dealing with what he did to Flaco. This guilt is gonna eat at him for a while.

Boden and Herrmann, best friends

This poor lady. This is definitely NOT a situation I would ever want to find myself in.

So we just taking people's fences now, I see how it is

Shay's ok! YAYYYYY!!!

Shay and Severide are still on the outs...NOOooooo

Herrmann was so excited about his business deal, I hate how this ended

Wow, Cruz, Cruz, Cruz, that's all I can say

This dog, man

Christie and Matt interactions, everyone cheered 🎉🎊

Please, I just want to hug Matt Casey tight and never let him go

I can't believe this man is literally using Herrmann's limo for that. I just...can't. Poor Herrmann

Sev looks so lonely 😢

Cruz (almost) confessing what he did to Flaco in that fire to Casey. I admire how Casey has his firefighters back always.

This scene is reminding me that I haven't gotten alot of Cruz and Casey interactions in a long time and now I want them???

Poor Kelly, baby boy finally admitting that he needs help

I mean, I understand why they want to kill that man but don't stop first responders from doing their jobs.

That's some good thinking there, Casey. The way that everyone is so confused about what he is doing 😂

I swear Leslie Shay, the love that I have for you has never wavered

Cindy is literally the most understanding wife, I love her. Can I tell you how I feared that as a Dick Wolf show, they would make Herrmann and Cindy divorce but I'm so glad they didn't.

Mills and Dawson were so cute, there, I said it again

Severide and Shay, best friend excellence

Christie and Matt have fallen out again, yeah, that's just great /s

Kelly cleaning up his act, seeking help and finally doing something about that injury, thank god, I prayed for this moment

"I am so damn proud of you, Kelly" Me, too, Leslie, me too

When I find a friendship like Severide's and Shay's, then I will know peace

This is unfortunately where I'll be stopping, folks. Can't wait for next weeks episode, I'm excited in every single way.

Later, homies ✌🏾

[apparently-i-like-mcyts-now]

tftsmp: wild west liveblog

looks like we're getting lore at the end owo

oooooh! it takes place at same time as the masquerade ball pog

oooooooooo

YOOOOO THE BUILDS ARE POG

RANBOO, QUACKITY HDJFJGK

WAIT SAPNAP AND CONNOR TOO

they have accents!!!

lmaooooo quackity's accent reminds me sm of drew p. weiner jfjgkg

Ranboo as john!!!

DEMOCRAT HATERS FJDJKAKWJFJ

QUACKITY AS JACK KANOFF

Sapnap as Mason

and connor as connor

HHDJFJFSWJJF WHAT THE HELL IS THIS JFIHDJF

"YOU MUST BE A DEMOCRAT" JDJDKG

"THERES A NEW SHERRIFF IN TOWN" YEAHHHHH TELL EM KARL

oh

"THIS IS JACK KANOFF SIGNIN OFF" i am deceased

man,, ranboo's characters,, yea,,

john john poggers

BEERE,,

yooooo the builds

HDJDJIWR THE PRIEST DIED????

HE'LL BE BACK IN THREE DAYS????

CHURCH PRIME POGGERS

TUBBO!!!!!!

BANKING BEE,,, IF ANYTHING HAPPENS TO IT I WILL NERF EVERYONE IN THIS ROOM AND NERF MYSELF

"you said go fish,, it was blackjack,,"

Tubbo as percy

nooooo percy's cat is ded

"THE BACK PAIN HAS BEEN HAUNTING ME FOR YEARS"

this episode is so quotable JJDIFKG

SIR BILLIAM IS WANTED???

EYYYY TECHNOOOOO

"I GOTCHU, I GOTCHU,, M O N E Y"

SHERIFF SHERMAN THOMPSON

BILLIAM

CROPS,,,

HES A C A N N I B A L

im gonna stop blogging for a moment i need to take a test fjjhkhk

nooOOOOO BEE!!

i missed the fundy bit but yay!! bbh as william williamson

"WHAT IF WE BREAK THEM AND NOT BUY THEM,," yoooooo???

HAHAHAHHAHAH 69 NICE

"i do that with my wife a lot" MICHAEL NO

CROPS DONT EAT THE HORSE

BATHROOM BREAK!!

HFJSJDJ THEYRE ALL TALKING SHIT ABOUT KARL BEHIND HIS BACK

TUBBO'S WEARING A STITCH HEAD KGKGKG

"welcome back to reality" -crops

john really be out here encouraging using guns under the influence /j

HFJFIGIGIF

oh NO GUNS ARE A ONE-HIT KILL HELP

"guys im badly wounded"

"guys i went to the hospital and am now okay :D"

GUNBOYHALO

fuck wifi is laggin :[

michael sounds like an ai jrjfkgoh

"GREAT SHOT" MICHAEL

"if we shoot enough eventually one of the bullets will hit" JFIFOGOWLKEKF

great shot, great shot, great shot

The cannibal has a gun,, i repeat the cannibal has a GUN

"it was getting late, it was getting late"

"Who let the cows out? WHO WHO WHO"

"great cows"

TECHNO HAS SUCH GREAT CHARACTERS OWO

"I...have a great... shot"

POLL

Crops is winning

crops won by 70%

OH THE DEMOCRAT HATERS ARE BACK

"I'll fill you with ammo"

SAP WAS MUTED GHJFKWKD

"I don't think its cool of you to manipulate me." Manipulation rates lowers to 0%

"we are... fucked..."

watch me watch this while in a math test poggers

SHIFIGKG QUACKITY, SAPNAP, AND CONNOR REPUBLICAN ARC JGKGKGKG

"LMAO"

"EKS-DEE"

"O W O"

"alright im tired of living" mood

ShERIFF WON

crops really be out here kissin the homies

"i like the smell of this one"

"You have a nice ass" "...bad shot"

CHURCH OF PRIME AMEN

"i dont wanna live on this planet no more" mood.

CROPS WON

faintly in the background: "GREAT SHOT"

"GOD IS THAT YOU"

"GOD STOP TELLING ME WHAT TO DO"

"you have no friends anymore, and youre ugly." "L"

"jack tastes so good..."

in a video game galore

NOOOOO JOHN LOST

JFKGODOKWKR

IDOGOGIEJJWK IMNSOBBING QIACKITYS CHARACHTERS NAMEDL

noO WIFI LAG

karl is gonna die lmao rip f

OH FUCK THE HORSE

gdamn i have a math test wait

karl won!!!

BLACK SCREEN

IN BETWEEN POG

YO THAT WHOLE THING WAS SMOOTH

i am not noting down everything please i have a test

AHDJJFJF I MISSED THE END BIT BUT YOOO THE SONG THO

[everbloomjardin]

✏️ - Do you prefer writing canon characters or original characters? Why?

📚 - If your muse appears in multiple sources (book, show, movie, etc.), which version of them do you like better and/or prefer to write?

⏳ - Is there anything in your muse’s canon history that you wish to change?

💫 - If your muse were a Pokémon trainer, which six Pokémon would be on their team?

🗝️ - If your muse was suddenly transported into an RPG, would they be a warrior, rogue, mage, or some kind of cross-class? You can name a specific class from a series.

🍒 - What color do you think best describes your muse’s personality and why?

🍂 - What verse are you dying to write with your muse?

💕 - Are there any specific ships that you want to write with this muse?

⛺ - Do you like to write AUs and crossovers or do you prefer to strictly stick to your muse’s canon source material?

📸 - Do you make Pinterest boards for your muse(s) and/or ships?

💿 - Do you make playlists for your muse(s) and/or ships?

🎀 - Which thread has been your favorite to write so far?

🌟 - If your muse was a demon and needed five items to be summoned, what items would they be?

🔮 - If your muse was a witch, which animal would be their familiar?

🔪 - Marry, fuck, kill! Who would your muse choose between these three muses/characters? [NOTE: you muse provide three names when sending this question!]

🌈 - If your muse were a deity, what would they be the deity of?

🍞 - Your muse is suddenly in a food fight to the death. What food do they pick?

🎮 - Who does your muse pick in Mario Kart? Super Smash Bros.? Tekken? Mortal Kombat? [NOTE: feel free to send in other games where a player must choose a character!]

💭 - Which muse of yours do you wish to write more with?

🔗 - Do you think you would be friends with your muse in real life?

⭕ - SEND ANY QUESTION FOR THE MUN NOT LISTED ABOVE!

Let's make this fun. I'm gonna answer them all!

1. I like doing my own stuff better. I can't recall things properly enough to do a Canon character whatsoever and I'd just get mad about it.

2. Whichever version I can grasp better. I can't explain this any better than that.

3. Yes. Rowdy's relationship with a dragon person. Now that I have a good idea how he would've been back then, he would've made better efforts to have her stay around because he has nothing but admiration for her, he just wishes she'd know.

4. I don't play Pokemon, so make up your own ideas, they might work :v

5. It'd have to be d and d4. Rowdy would be a fighter. Hallow an artificer because he can build things. Cherry would be bard, since she's focused mostly on charm. Ivy would be a monk.

6. Already answered.

7. I can barely write the one I have properly, imagine other ones!

8. Rowdy with a Toriel that, as much as she's downright mean it evil, would be able to take decent care of him. He's not in a good State right now as much as the speed otherwise. Hallow, an Alphys. That's a given. But one that can intimidate him, but when they're in their own privacy would treat him better.

9. My guys generally are super friendly to going in other worlds and stuff.

10. I don't get what those do. So not really.

11. It is me belief that listen to what I would listen to, so I guess so?

12. Any thread at all. It's fun to meet people or just do stuff with people. I wish I could do more of that.

13. I have nooooooo idea, homie.

14. Heh. A human.

15. Pass. (I wasn't given names so nyah)

16. Cherry would definitely be some kinda Aphrodite deal. Hallow, maybe something around deceit and Poison. Rowdy... A sun god, maybe. Just to be pretentious.

17. Sweets. Just to spoil them and make Hallow sad.

18. I will go with Street fighter 5 and Dragon Ball FighterZ:

Rowdy: Karin Kanzuki in SFV And Janemba/DBS Broly/SSJ Vegeta in Dbfz. The others don't play fighting games so much.

19. Ivy, Cherry. Give them some character development.

20. One out of 4, yes. You guess who!

[moist-astronaut]

things my friends and I have said over the last year

“I’m verbally illiterate” “Isn’t that called dyslexia”

“I’m going to chemistry and I’m gonna light myself on fire” “No” “Damnit let me burn like the witch I am!”

“Don’t worry it’s not anti-Christ it’s just anti-government”

“I’ve been getting migraines everyday and I’m considering chopping my head off” “But that would kill you” “Two birds one stone!!”

“I swear to god I will hug you” “My house is 5 miles away and my doors are locked” “Your locks are FEABLE”

*writing an email* “Bitch comma”

“Ok but I could be a top” *laughing* “What I totally could be!” *laughing and crying for literally 6 minutes straight*

*on a group call, friends cat misha walks into the room* “Tell misha I would live and die for her, whichever she prefers” “She says thank you” *cat noises*

*joins discord vioce chat at 11:26 pm* “You guys are gae but I love you” “Thank you saeren very cool” “Goodnight” *leaves chat at 11:28pm*

“Jake jake jake jjjake -j-jaaake hey jake” “W H A T” “Can I eat your pens” “I literally have a restraining order against you”

“I’m educatn’t”

“Me calling you to dumb to be a slytherin is payback for you leaving multiple handprint bruises on my legs” “It’s not my fault your skin is weak”

“He’s rolling so that we can walk” *rolling in the grass and collecting leaves on his jacket* “I’m rolling for your sins”

“There are 7 of us so we can each be a deadly sin” “I wanna be Ross” “You mean wrath?” “No that dude from Friends”

“Ok but other than his strict attraction to women, his multiple wives, his hatred of gay people, and the fact that he is dead, what is standing between me and Joseph Smith the All American Hottie from being happy together”

“Consider: Mullet” “No”

“I do my homework while loudly eating a pop tart asmr”

“No no listen, he’s my brother, he’s a bastard of my dynasty…I might just ransom him off”

“These Norwegian bastards indroduced a fucking PLUAGE to my COUNTRY”

“Ooooo meth”

“Half of my life is me resisting the urge to sing the zaboomafoo themesong, the other half is me actually singing the zaboomafoo themesong. So either way my entire life revolves around zaboomafoo.”

“I just don’t think I would hire a gay man-wait no I’m not homophobic”

*chucks half a gallon of milk in a gas station* “-ah- got milk?”

“Gimme your sternum boy”

“Nooooooo he stole my sternum!!!” (Side note these were two separate occasions)

*being force fed milk duds* “No!! This is the worst way to die!!”

“Hey babe come over I have a hammock and a heated blanket”

“Be afraid, be prepared- IN THE WORDS OF SCAR”

“Stress eating stress gummies Stress eating stress gummies Stress eating stress gummies stress eating-”

“I thought to myself ‘Y’know if I die today this is how I want to be remembered- a leather skirt and leg warmers’”

“I think I’m telling you to go to sleep” “You’re gonna have make me” “I can’t tell if this is cry for help or flirting” “Yes”

“This is at best cannibalism and at worst being straight”

“Oh look Percy Jackson’s here now, ooh they replaced every character’s face with Mr. Bean. I hate it”

“You can’t be mean to me! I’m gay AND a woman! That’s a hate crime!” “Yeah well I’m brown and Muslim! Square the fuck up bitch!”

“Babe it’s not very metal to be afraid of your hair dresser” “It’s not very metal to have a hair dresser and yet here we are” “It’s fine you’re into glam metal”

“Hey augie, got any grrrrrrapes?” “I’m doing IXL :(“

“Can I come?” “No” “What if I bring watermelon?” “You can come, leave the watermelon, then leave” “:(“

“What in the jersey shore”

“Rad’nt”

“Ok but consider: Mullet-hawk” “I can and will divorce you”

“Dee-vorce 👏 Just to 👏 re-vorce 👏 👏 “

“Ah yes, that’s why I’m fat…for combat reasons…”

“You fool I consent!”

“My Boston fern is being a bitch but that’s because it’s winter and that’s BITCH season”

“You walk through the rest of the house and it’s like ‘ooo witchy and aesthetic’ then they’ll get to the guest room and it’ll just be a tacky twink Fever dream”

“Who needs a scalp”

“HeHe, sexing”

“Council has decided, your vibes are rancid (and not the band)”

“You’re never to young to hate women”

“Look at me I did the dishes I’m a 1950s housewife with a strangely new jersey accent and affinity for lesbianism”

“Well look who has the table now”

"contrary to popular belief, fuck you"

"There's nothing here that requires whisking, i'm just problematic"

"If you could go anywhere in the world with two people, who would you choose?" “New Orleans!”

"So he proceeded to bite me on the butt...like, really, really hard."

“I don’t cheat, I win. It’s not cheating if it’s consensual.”

“My mouth, my choice”

“Do you like my ombré of a tan"

“Who’s the cutest in the chat right now then?” “It’s Paige!” “No, it’s obviously Augie.” (paige's boyfriend)-said by a straight man

“Francis is just a one and done.”

“Would you ever have a threesome?” “...yes...” *To Francis* “Sure!”

“How do you feel about anal sex?”

“Of the people in this room, who would you most want to make out with?” “Augie” “The answer is yes, but only if it’s 6 feet apart.”

“Square, flat, and overcooked.”

“The virus would be over if everyone would breathe underwater for 5 minutes.”

“I have daddy issues, but not with my father.”

“You’re a ladies man but you have two boyfriends.”

“That means lesbian in sign language” “No, that means fuck boy in American”

“I’m like a parasite, you can’t get rid of me. I’m here forever.”

“You’re like my long term hit man”

“Is it Jake?” “No, why would the evil Russian man be Jake?” “Because he would never hire a gay man and you don’t look like a gay man”

“Jake is homophonic, Augie is racist, and Francis is a woman hater!”

"Grew a korean radish, 1 star"

"I've got more cause i'm a rich boy, and by that i mean my father sometimes buys avocados. And that's on what? Upper middle class"

"Tell your good for nothing boyfriend to stay away from my mom"

"It's not inciting violence it's just ~inspiring it~ "

"Listen bitch just because you have avacados and a roomba doesn't make you better then me"

"i would totally let narthex ruin my life. and that's on what? daddy issues and bisexuality"

"who is titty"

"how is he racist" "he hates the french and russians right?" "don't forget italians" "that's just self loathing"

"This is the last time i wear a thong- it's for educational purposes"

"babe come over i'm a burrito"

"he put bread with milk. luckily he passed away"

"you touched my wiener!" "you offered it!"

"foot'nt"

"i took a shower and realized the floor doesn't bounce"

"i love ass whoooaaaaaa i meant cassie"

"Rosalie you're the deciding vote. Be decisive." "Dude i'm bisexual and a gemini. what're you talking about?"

"Okay so to recap: jake is homophobic, augie is racist, francis is a woman hater, and now paige is a bunny abuser?"

"Just bring a watermelon keychain and it'll be fine" "Whooaaaa i'm gonna need a big key then"

"If you were blind what would you even see"

Post Traumatic Youth, plus D for danny's disorder"

"i think she's past the phase where she likes people just because they're russian"

"francine is a lesbian, but only during quarantine"

"don't be a home wrecker!" "i can't help it!"

"we are not doing coed tents" "i wanted to go purple-ing though"

"if it's not perfect i'm gonna through hands" "with who" "i don't know, the CEO of stupid"

"don't make me feel guilty for bullying you"

"it doesn't look very cash money cool but okay"

"slinky cat" (ferret)

"The pond behind my house didn't freeze all the way through this winter, so i couldn't go ice skating" "okay, so i have an idea. we can go to walmart and get-" "ANTI FREEZE!" "well, yes- wait, no. No, the more i think about that definitely no."

"The amish will win, the amish will prevail" "the amish will conquer us all!"

"He do be kinda mafia doh"

"i'm being sneaky sneak. stairs go creaky creak. and i need. DRUGZ"

"brain on shutdown, power saving mode"

"Somebody go tip her, she's dancing like a stripper" "thatd be nice- oh wait no!"

"fellas, is it gay to lick your homies eyeball?"

"it's not racist if you're only targeting one group of people" "that literally racism" "but what if they're french"

"i'm not racist yet but the option is available, and it's good to have options"

"they don't call me Mr. Steal Yo Boy for nothing!" -a straight man who has a girlfriend

"i think he has a bad habit of not dating girls"

"kinda hot tho 🥵 in a Santa Claus kinda way...hoe hoe hoe"

"i'll be your hot jacuzzi bubble dealer"

"when deceit and doubt fills you up, you cleanse your mind through creative activities, such as making organic soap"

"friendly reminder #4: you're never to old to eat a freezie-pop"

"sorry i'm just nervous" Chinese Teacher: (Waving her hand in front of her face) “Just pretend I’m cabbage.”

"me when my dads name is publicly broadcasted on the radio for his 14 felonies and assorted war crimes"

"<@!523669420435046401> I sentence you to a solid nine by the banhammer. For your crimes against Humanity, God, Satan, and Matt Frank. See you in hell."

"Danny, just because you're playing *Just Cause* doesn't mean you need to Just Cause our friendship!"

"Silly Matt! You fell for the ole’ Heimlich maneuver!”

"i got a bunch of new shirts over quarantine" "you would"

"Ok, there's a 32 year old doctor in new Jersey dying right now" "Yeah, but to be fair everyone in new jersey has a pre-existing condition"

“This is the longest period of time we’ve had without a Nintendo direct” “Maybe they’re gonna make a Nintendo indirect?”

"you’re looking extra white today.” "thanks i've been practicing"

"do you have any batteries" *looks inside shirt* "not yet"

"let's go colonize the middle school!" "yyayayyayayay!!!" " wait I gotta ask my mom first" What happened next is know called the *Juniors burden*

"oh so you're a DOWNSTAIRS milk kinda guy"

"you are literally the human embodiment of crumbs in a bed"

"The Berk-ey Creamery isn’t a place, it’s a people!”

 "He shoved a floating joy-con straight up his flux-capacitor.” "great! now it's paired"

"No, that isnt armor, the real armor are the friends you made along the way"

"This one goes out to all my lady friends out there *proceeds to kill himself in game*

"i'm a coward" "that's what a coward would say!"

"rest is for cowards and fools"

"every time you speak you take years off my life"

"Shark dick hoo ha ha"

"Me and the boys brushing our teeth at 3 AM"

"remember if you kill yourself the fascists win"

"The Beatles aren’t real. Have you ever seen a beatle? No? Exactly." "Babe” "Shut up I’m right."

*reading over these quotes* "god i hate that" "you said that!"

[trainerelodie]

Hey ✌

1. First impression: Cool Lemon themed mutual of Apollo-

2. Truth is: I actually followed you on accident because Tumblr but I’m glad I didn’t unfollow you! And I was actually shocked that you followed me back ngl. You’re a pretty funny gorl and I’m glad we’re friends

3. How old do you look: 12

4. Have you ever made me laugh: Ofc you have

5. Have you ever made me mad: Noooooooooooooooo

6. Best feature: Sense of humor in all things cursed

7. Have I ever had a crush on you: Nooooooo you’re like a lil cousin

8. You’re my: Lemon themed homie

[uwua3]

HI DID U KNOW I WOULD DIE FOR U that tenma hc was SO DAMN SOFT!!!! 🥺💕💕💕 i love you soso much u mean the world to me aaah!!! and ur writing is so good too wtf STAN TALENT STAN BUNNIE 💯

JEJEJFJSJCJSJC NOOOOOOO PLEASE THANK U SO MUCH ONLY THE BEST FOR YOU MEL ♡ i want u to Live For Me so i can write u more hcs real hot girl shit right there. me n the homies Supporting Each Other but THANK YOU SO MUCH !!!!!!! i LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

(everyone follow mel she’s the best!!!)

Bunnie 💗🐰