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Hey babe, aren't you just a...*squints at my notes* ...Queue-tea-pai?

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It must be a sad life being afraid of girl cock, praying for you to get better soon 🙏

phobias are hardcoded into your brain from birth, like sexualities.

With that said, I am transphobic @blaxolt @hawaii-official

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The amount of bad vibes today is CRITICAL, literally why is everyone so mad, go take a walk dude, drink a soda under the sun or something, fuck

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When you think about it, every product is limited edition, everything will end.

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By talos this can't be happening...

Oh wow! what a cool straw, I'm going to put it on my trustworthy camels back together with the rest of my straw collection, surely nothing bad will occur

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Oh wow! what a cool straw, I'm going to put it on my trustworthy camels back together with the rest of my straw collection, surely nothing bad will occur

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Bread with hot sauce

Ingredients

Bread

Hot sauce

Instructions

1.- Bread

2.- Hot sauce it

3.- Enjoy

Hey guys be cool and normal but reblog this with the homemade meal that would get you the most hyped as a child. I need it for reasons.

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Don't listen to em, have as many ocs as you want and yap about them until your words become white noice for everyone else, be free, be happy!

Who wants to see my oc?

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Oh to be a functional human being that can carry on a 8 hour work shift 5 times a week consistently instead of having a mental breakdown every other day

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This is just the plot of Dan Da Dan

What’s great about tumblr is that i can say *takes the balls of whoever reads this post* and while it won’t actually happen people will respond as if it did

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Porn

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You know what? That's fair

First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

How you dying 👀

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Oh my FUCKING GOD I get that it must be hard to send different signals to the brain depending if I have a physical or psychological need but PLEASE can my body just tell me when I'm dehydrated in a clear way???

I spent like 3 hours with a mild discomfort in my chest and stomach, wondering if maybe I'm lonely of I'm tricking myself into thinking I'm happy or if I secretly hate my life and telling myself comforting words and doing fun things to no avail just to suddenly ask myself "Wait, did I drink water today?"

And then I drank a whole bottle of water in one go and the feeling was motherfucking ✨ gone✨ and this happens all the time! I will forget to drink water for a bit, and my body, in its millions of years of evolution, instead of making my mouth dry or giving me one of the many signs it has to tell me it needs water, will just give me the same feeling it gives me for every complex emotional need a human can experience

Please whenever you're feeling down or weird just drink some fuckass water, it won't always be the answer but it will be like half the fucking time I swear to god.

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I fucking love Tumblr ads

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My client: and then we just kinda... grew apart.

Me, a couples therapist with an IQ score of 86: Which part did you grew?

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