I come here to laugh at the funnies and say all the garbage my brain likes to make even though I never asked it to, I also draw and write sometimes ���💛💛 (also known as KairaSin in some darker corners of the internet)
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go back to sleep puppy *holds chlorophyll over your face*
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in the club freakin it in a sensitive style
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Got breed so good last night they gave me a pedigree
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Werewolf: *transforming* You have to go, now! I don’t want you to see me like this…
Human s/o: Don’t push me away! I’m not afraid of you!!
Werewolf: No no I’m just really dumb as a wolf and I don’t want you to see me bark at a mirror for two hours
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I sure love being a sow being held and trusted into by a miss with an order of formation, if you know what I mean
I love WITHHOLDING information in order to SOW MISTRUST!!
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"You're losing blood" no I know exactly where it is. The floor. Don't ever underestimate me.
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I felt a sneeze and a burp come at the same time so i snurted
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do they call it soup cause thats the noise it makes
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FOR DECADES, MANKIND HAS SHARED ONE UNIVERSAL DESIRE, ONE UNIFIED GOAL: TO SIMPLY GET A BITE TO EAT
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anyway that photos pissing me off because that is a really bullshit roundabout tbh heres a better one

that other roundabout was bullshit because the lanes didnt lead into the actual roundabout so like . it barely served a purpose and was confusing. this shows it much better. and you can see the on and off lanes are separated by a little patch of grass thats important so uou don't go out the wrong lane. i dont like that american roundabouts have crossings on them cause i feel like that would disrupt the flow of the roundabout but whatever
#i see how one could get confused#we call these spinny weenie in my house#i always thought roundabout was a way to say you were going on a car ride#like yeah were going to round and about in our way to the pharmacy#anyways corn do you think if a guy with a fever cumshots it feels like someone put cum in the microwave or does the fever not reach there
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