#Nono yakushi

[narutwitter]

[sc3n3-b1tch]

So we all know that in the Lillian verse of Naruto things are different. I mean orochimaru got sasukes body and the sound 5 are alive same with team dosu. So yeah here are some HCs about the characters in it.

Orochimaru is one hell of a sassy dad he will walk around with a silk robe and glass of wine and be cunty as fuck but love fatherhood

Kabuto is like a damn house wife but worse. He probably watches the Kardashians or some crap like that with an apron on and I spatula in one hand. That bitch is a sub but a damn good papa to Lillian🥰

Kidomaru is probably a old lady lover. Not like that he would date a woman who is in her 80s and he probably has playboys.

Jirobo is like a gentle giant but tried of everyone shit.

Tayuya is still a bitch but cool if you don’t fuck with her.

Sakon/ukon are fucking shit heads but with Lillian….you know he will tape her to wall.

Kimimaro is very protective over Lillian for her being orochimaru and kabuto’s daughter he definitely will put his life on the line for her but definitely a sweet man.

Kin will tell the truth on if your man is a red flag, also being Lillian’s sister figure or some shit female role model because I know damn sure tayuya would probably not want to do anything with Lillian…..I take that back though both of those girls would have Lillian’s back.

Dosu has the same highest as Lillian when she is 12-13 probably

Zaku has big dick energy when he has nothing big about him.

For bonus points If she was alive Nono yakushi would probably flask of alcohol on her and drink wine with orochimaru and gossip as orochimaru pulls out baby pics of Lilian 

[its-an-art]

So…what if…when Kabuto was gathering DNA for his Edo Tensei army, he accidentally picked up the DNA of a certain somebody he didn’t expect to see—

My art

[sc3n3-b1tch]

When kabuto had to teach Lillian her ABCs🩷

I CANT BELIEVE I NEVER DID AN ABCS WITH KABUTO MASTERPOST 

WELL HERE IT IS

IF YOU’D LIKE TO DOWNLOAD THESE AND MAKE A BOOK OUT OF THEM HERE IS A LINK FOR YOU

oh and also a cover just for funsies

[lesbiankoby]

Omfg people really say that about her??? Out of everyone in the Narutoverse she tried her fucking hardest to be a good person! She was in ROOT just like Sai and Yamato, and to my knowledge, didn't have ANYONE to help her outta that shit and be a functional human being. She did that shit herself!! Her fatal flaw would sooner be being self-sacrificial to the point of excess, NOT cowardly and selfish! She'd take thousands of knives to the back if it meant protecting her babies wtf!! 🤬

ITS SO WEIRD RIGHT [rotates her rotates her rotates her] i think she gained her reputation as "the wandering miko" as a cover for her ROOT operations logistically speaking and considering the uh actual real life origins of "kunoichi" as a term and wandering miko in general (they had kind of an uh "unsavory" reputation as prostitutes and such for a bit) but like. she got out! she clawed her way out! the only way danzo forced her back into the game was by involving arguably her favorite child in it.... owch.

[fictional-birthdays]

Happy Birthday! (March 5th)

Manaka Mukaido (Nagi no Asukara)

Sadi (One Piece)

Gala (Animal Crossing)

Bibimi Kenranzaki (Boku no Hero Academia)

Nono Yakushi (Naruto)

Micro (Pop’n Music)

Minokoala (One Piece)

TwinBee (Pop’n Music)

Oregano (Katekyo Hitman Reborn!)

Simon (Seven Deadly Sins)

Seiichi Yukimura (Prince of Tennis)

Tomoki Tsugawa (Kuroko no Basket)

Rogone (Boku no Hero Academia)

[wranrihallon]

Naruto Sexuality + Gender Headcanons

Konoha Anbu

Danzo Shimura is a straight cisman who goes by he/him pronouns

Fu Yamanaka is a caedaroace cisman who goes by he/they pronouns

Kisuke Maboroshi is a straight cisman who goes by he/him pronouns

Nono Yakushi is an aroace ciswoman who goes by any pronouns

Shin is a gay cisman who goes by he/him pronouns

Shisui Uchiha is a panromantic, cupiosexual cisman who goes by he/him pronouns

Tadaichi is a straight cisman who goes by he/him pronouns

Torune Aburame is a gay cisman who goes by he/him pronouns

Yugao Uzuki is a straight ciswoman who goes by she/her pronouns

[depressedhatakekakashi]

Okay, so I'm SUPER curious and also SUPER new to your God of Storms AU! I have two questions for you about it: Do mortals need to achieve some sort of feat before they're granted godhood, or do they need to be turned by a full-fledged god only? And does Kabuto make an appearance in this AU? I have a rough headcanon for my ideas so far, and I'd love to compare it with yours, if that's ok! :>

So like Gaara, Kabuto is the son of a shrine maiden, Nono Yakushi, and he wants to follow in her footsteps to become a priest for the shrine. They care for Danzo's shrine specifically. He's the one who sets Nono on a series of impossible tasks in order to keep his favor. Kabuto's a younger follower that helps enact his will in the mortal world when the god's unable to himself. Followers of Danzo are also more likely to wear adornments associated with him, including his masks.

Danzo's influence through his masks slowly erodes Nono's person-hood. She's unable to protect her family, the sole reason she wore the mask to begin with, and becomes an active threat to them instead. The mask's unbreakable and Kabuto can't get her to see reason, so he's forced to kill her to save himself.

The Faceless God has been keeping tabs on this situation of course, he's been having a pissing contest with Danzo for eons, after all. He'll help this useful little lamb, and as payment, the mortal will follow him instead! Luckily, the mask didn't fully corrupt Kabuto, but parts of his identity are taken along with it, leaving him in a serious state of confusion... Aaand in the sights of yet ANOTHER capricious god.

I'm having a bit of trouble figuring out how Kabuto would attain godhood, if he even does so, though! 🤔 Perhaps he'd get sick of being a bargaining chip between deities, and find a sneaky way out of his contract? I can definitely see him being one of the only known mortals to dupe a god, maybe by stealing power from them and becoming one himself? The God of Deception? Of Transience? I dunno, but your AU's really fun, so I went hog-wild lol! 😅

This is such a great ask to wake up to!

I have not given a role to Kabuto in this au and this one is really perfect for him. Especially being the first (and probably only) mortal to actively work on tricking a god into making him immortal.

To answer your first question though: I depends on the mortal. Some of them are made into Gods/goddess’ because of feats they have achieved, some because the god who found them simply wanted to turn them into a god. For example: Ibiki never achieved some great feat in his mortal life, but was the first mortal murdered by another. When he was found by Tsunade she spoke with the other gods (mostly Hashirama, Mito and Madara) to elivate him into a god because she felt his death could be used, and it was. Ibiki became the god of justice specificly because of that. On the other hand, you have Itachi who died in a war fighting as a soldier for the sole reason of wanting to protect his brother from danger, and Obito happened to find him after his death and got to know him. It was Itachi’s ideal’s of protecting Sasuke that made Obito want to turn him into a hod, and by extension it was Kakashi’s protectiveness of Sasuke (a child left alone in a cruel world after his brother’s death, who died himself because of the cruelty of others) that pushed him to plea for Sasuke to also be made a god alongside his big brother.

So for Kabuto i think he’d definitly go the ‘i earned it’ route but in his crafty way. He genuinly believes in Danzo when he first follows him, but then Nono’s death causes that belief to start crumbling. Which is where Orochimaru steps in to take control.

Orochimaru thinks Kabuto is a worshipper. Their strongest worshipper ever, who tosses Danzo’s mask to the side in favor of wearing one Orochimaru made (because he really does feel ‘faceless’ after worshipping Danzo so long).

Orochimaru thinks that Kabuto is fiercly loyal to them, and in some ways Kabuto is. He’ll do what Orochimaru asks, worship them, and dedicate his life to them

But it’s all with a goal. Kabuto doesn’t want to end up like his mother, a priest lost to the power of a god. He wants to carve his own path. To become a god in his own right, so he uses Orochimaru just as much as Orochimaru uses him. It’s a take-take bond. Kabuto does nothing for free and his determination and stubbornness quickly makes him a favorite of Orochimaru (while Danzo has moved on to his next victim. He has better things to do than hang around and wait for Kabuto to ‘see reason’).

It takes years, but over time Kabuto becomes more than just a follower of Orochimaru. He becomes their most trusted mortal, and honestly person. There’s not even a god that Orochimaru trusts as much as they do Kabuto. At least one of the other gods try to warn him this is not a good thing (probably Tsunade or Jiraiya) but they don’t listen. Kabuto worships them, sacrifices to them every day and does exactly what they ask.

What they ask of course includes a lot of things. Kabuto has killed other god’s favorite mortal’s and earned their wrath but Orochimaru always protects them (like I could see him at least trying to Kill Anko and being faced with a VERY angry Shizune). Kabuto has also managed feats that only demi-gods have been said to be able to do, which earns him the watchful eye of almost every single other god.

I think one of hus biggest feats would be sneaking into one of the gods domains and stealing something that Orovhinaru wants. Perhaps that’s when Orochimaru takes his step outside the line and elevates Kabuto to a god. An act which angers a lot of gods but they can’t really argue with because Kabuto did trick them. He did prove himself and very much earn his place as a god, even if they hate it.

Of course he could also be given a task and wax poetics about how hard it would be for a mere mortal to achieve. How even with all of his skill he’s still skin and bone. He still bleeds and dies, and if he dies then Orochimaru wouldn’t have him to do tasks for them or worship to them. It’s the first time ever Orochimaru is loved to change anyone to a god. They have promises to do so with many other mortals before, but it has always been a lie. A promise to get what they want.

With Kabuto, they realize he’s right. He is just a mortal and Orochimaru’s kind of attached to the work they do. Surely if they turn Kabuto into an immortal he will continue being loyal to them and doing as they please

So they fall for it. They grant him immortality and status as a god, earning him the title of God of trickery (which many incorrectly associate with Orochimaru much to Kabuto’s annoyance) and surgery (gatta have a bit of medicine in there XD)

He’s known for his crafty nature, ability to blend in anywhere and trick even the gods, and his protectiveness of orphans. Those are the only people in the mortal world Kabuto cares about and he is fiercely protective of them, Espeshally against Danzo who loves to seek out the weakest and most lost to use, just as he did with Kabuto.

[bluntforceheadtrauma]

I keep forgetting nono yakushi is like catholic nun coded. maybe kabuto believes in the gospel of shinobi Jesus

[kiljoius]

This is mostly for my own purposes, but in case anyone else wants to use this, I compiled just the birth years of every character from this wonderful list for easy picking out.

Year 0: Konohagakure is founded

Year 3: Akimichi Torifu

Year 5: Uchiha Setsuna

Year 5-6: Tsunade’s parent

Year 7: Shimura Danzo, Chiyo

Year 8: Sarutobi Hiruzen, Ebizo

Year 9: Utatane Koharu, Mitokado Hamura

Year 10: Sarutobi Biwako

Year 16: Mifune

Year 18: Uzumaki Ise

Year 19: Hatake Sakumo, Tazuna

Year 20: Yuhi Shinku, Umino Ikkaku, Umino Kohari

Year 23: Uzumaki Fuso

Year 26: Tsunade, Jiraiya, Orochimaru, Kato Dan

Year 27: Maito Dai

Year 30: Senju Nawaki

Year 32: Uchiha Fugaku

Year 34: Uchiha Hazuki

Year 35: Teuchi

Year 37: Hyūga Hiashi, Hyūga Hizashi, Uchiha Mikoto, Kitsuchi, Madam Shijimi

Year 38: Kazekage Rasa

Year 39: Aburame Shibi

Year 40: Akimichi Choza, Yamanaka Inoichi, Nara Shikaku, Yakushi Nono

Year 41: Namikaze Minato, Uzumaki Kushina

Year 42: Nara Yoshino, Inuzuka Tsume

Year 44: Killer Bee

Year 45-46: Namiashi Raido, Uzumaki Nagato, Konan, Yahiko, Sasori

Year 46: Yamashiro Aoba

Year 47: Shiranui Genma

Year 48: Hoshigaki Kisame, Ebisu

Year 49: Uchiha Obito, Nohara Rin, Sarutobi Asuma, Yuhi Kurenai, Shizune, Terumi Mei, Tsunami

Year 50: Maito Gai, Morino Ibiki

Year 51: Hatake Kakashi, Momochi Zabuza, Samui

Year 51-52: Hyūga Hoheto, Emi

Year 52: Mitarashi Anko, Hagane Kotetsu, Kamizuki Izumo, Yura

Year 54: Yamato/Tenzo, Umino Iruka, Gekko Hayate, Uchiha Shisui, Akado Yoroi, Tsurugi Misumi, Darui, Cee, Utakata

Year 55: Uzuki Yugao

Year 57: Yakushi Kabuto

Year 58: Hidan

Year 59: Uchiha Itachi, Uchiha Izumi, Inuzuka Hana

Year 60: Ayame

Year 62: Temari, Deidara, Yuki Haku, Kaguya Kimimaro, Jūgo

Year 63: Kurotsuchi, Kankuro, Tsuchi Kin, Abumi Zaku, Kinuta Dosa

Year 64: Hyūga Neji, Rock Lee, Tenten, Sai, Karui

Year 64-65: Uchiha Sasuke, Haruno Sakura, Hyūga Hinata, Inuzuka Kiba, Aburame Shino, Yamanaka Ino, Akimichi Chōji, Nara Shikamaru, Uzumaki Karin, Hozuki Suigetsu, Omoi

Year 65: Uzumaki Naruto,

Year 66: Gaara

Year 69: Sarutobi Konohamaru, Kazamatsuri Moegi, Ise Udon

Year 70: Hyūga Hanabi, Inari

Year 81: Sarutobi Mirai

Year 85: Uzumaki Boruto, Uchiha Sarada, Yamanaka Inojin, Nara Shikadai, Akimichi Chocho, Metal Lee,

Year 87: Uzumaki Himawari

Timeline of Naruto Universe

For my own purposes, I want to sort out a timeline for how I’d like to believe the events unfolded, starting with the founding of the villages as Year 0. There are a lot of contradictory statements about how old people are, when the village would’ve existed, etc. One clear example: I have to disregard the statement that Hashirama became Hokage 67 years prior to Naruto’s events. Since he was Hokage at the time of Madara’s defection, it was actually 74 years prior to Part II at minimum that Hashirama became Hokage, based on the ages of Hashirama’s grandchildren. 

So a lot of this is going to be 1) pure conjecture and 2) selective reasoning. It’s also not going to pay much mind to birthdays aside from their year date, as that might make this overly complicated. It’s a fruitless endeavour, really, but I thought it’d be fun to try to make sense of it all. Below the dates I have character ages where it is useful or relevant, as well as notes on how it fits into the narrative/in respect to other established dates. I’m sure there are better and more precise ones that exist, but this one’s mostly just for me anyway.

So without further ado, here’s my timeline:

Year 0: Konohagakure is founded; village system established 

Characters: Hashirama and Madara approx. age 25

Notes: Konoha is founded in the years following Izuna’s death, who is approximately 24 when he dies. Madara and Hashirama both appear to be 1-2 years older than their siblings based on their appearances as children.

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[sc3n3-b1tch]

Sona HC! She goes on about her “nanny Nono” to the sound ninjas even though she already says it like 100 times ps kabuto tell her so much stuff about mother 🩷🩷🩷

And if you do not know about my sound ninja sona go to my blog!

[thermodynamic-comedian]

hey guys what if the reason kabuto disliked sasuke was not just because he was disrespectful towards orochimaru. but also because one of the most traumatic events of kabuto's life was when he accidentally killed his mother, and now here comes this random kid talking about how he's going to kill his older brother, the only family member he has left, on purpose and enjoy it too.

so like i think you can kinda see how that would piss kabuto off a little bit.

[kankuroplease]

Congratulations on 3,000 followers!!🎂 It feels like just yesterday you were celebrating your last milestone honestly. As for art requests, would you please draw Nono Yakushi? I don't believe you've ever drawn her before and she's a very sweet character. Thank you for listening!

Thank you 🖤

[tora-the-cat]

Medical ninja ranked by how well they follow the rules of medical ninjutsu

Shizune (3/3. obviously)

Tsunade (4/3 this is cheating. she wrote the rules. She wrote an exception FOR HERSELF into the rules)

Sakura (4/3 this is also cheating but at least it isn’t literally her fault lol)

Furofuki Iyashi, Kanpo, Kito, Kumadori, Kusushi, Migaki, Mitate, Mogusa, Oyone, Biwako, Taji, Ugai (3/3. I’m grouping all the stay-at-home-medics here)

Hakui, Hosho, Io, Sukui, (3/3. I’m grouping all the 4th shinobi war medics here)

Yokaze (2/3. he’s also a shinobi war medic but he DIED which is AGAINST the rules)

Hana (3/3 BUT I totally believe that she’d let someone die if they fucked with her family)

Azure & Ino (2/3. She fights on the front lines)

Kabuto (0/3. He’s Kabuto)

Rin Nohara (0/3 she broke the rules on PURPOSE with SPITE because then she didn’t technically qualify for the Iryou-core and got to stay on her team. You can NOT convince me that they didn’t need more medics during a WAR c’mon)

Magire & Nono (0/3. ROOT probably ritualistically burned the med-nin rules)