#Noni seems to think so anyway

[pseudowho]

Our mother, who art in britain, hallowed be thy name, thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on earth as it is on tumblr.

Give us today our daily fic, forgive us our bad grammar as we forgive those who flame against us and lead us straight to temptation, but deliver us from all untimely deaths.

Awomen

I'm being on theme. I am also going to hell. :)

Listen these are giving me shivers.

Like, these are motivating me. You are such a hype girl. I'm swooning at my own lines, STAWP STAWP.

I'm gonna have to put these on some reblogs.

Like...

Damn.

If you'd like to read Deliverance, where you hunt down Vampire!Priest!Nanami after falling in love, please access it here...it's very slutty. Like me.

-- Haitch xxx

[sockmeat]

Imagine m!reader is an artist who says that they plan on drawing/painting Angel and Angel thinking that they're going to draw him all sexy like and keeps inviting him to come to his room to get some 'nice references' on how to draw him but when m!reader actually reveals their picture of Angel, it's actually Angel smiling while covered in flowers like holding a bouquet with a flower crown on, so real sincere soft looking paintings instead of the lewd stuff Angel was expecting.

𝐌𝐀𝐋𝐄 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐑 -- 𝐃𝐫𝐚𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐀𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐥 𝐃𝐮𝐬𝐭…(𝑯𝒂𝒛𝒃𝒊𝒏 𝑯𝒐𝒕𝒆𝒍)

(𝐰𝐜): 587

𝐒𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐲: When Angel finds out you plan on drawing him, he's pleasantly surprised to find out the nature of it.

(𝐀/𝐍): shamefully looking into my inbox with month old asks... nony x6 i am very sorry

𝐖𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠(𝐬): sex talk, not really actually it's brief mentions, but then there's super cute gushy stuff yayyyy

                                                        𓆩♡𓆪

♡ You mention in passing that you want to draw him, thinking nothing of it

♡ Angel wouldn't let that slide though

♡ Obviously Angel gets drawn often, but he couldn't care less about that

♡ To know that you, somebody he's actually attracted to, wanted to draw him...

♡ You would never hear the end of it

♡ Angel pesters you constantly about it

♡ He does assume that you meant a sexual drawing, even though you were very calm and casual when you mentioned it. He just thought you were ballsy (and maybe already drew some)

♡ He never forgets to bring it up in conversation, if it's just to you or with others around

♡ He'll slip in the fact that you've been drawing sexy pictures of him in any conversation he can. If it seems like he can't, he changes the topic until he can

♡ He also never fails to offer you personal references for the drawing, even a "test drive" if you "aren't sure" how to draw him intimately

♡ You always stay polite though, merely gently rejecting or laughing off his suggestive comments with a flustered demeanor

♡ While Angel was bragging about the "sex art" you were making of him, you made one little doodle of him in your sketch book every night

♡ None of them were sexual like Angel had assumed. Each had its own sweet theme, from Angel surrounded by flowers to him during a moment of peace

♡ There were some made from your creativity, like Angel Dust with a bouquet of his favorite flowers

♡ But most of them were from real moments where he hadn't noticed you'd been drawing him. From him cuddling with Fat Nuggets, when he was smiling in a conversation, him in your favorite outfit of his, to him in his messy pajamas

♡ You made each drawing with pure infatuation

♡ Which is exactly why you put off showing him for so long. You were so nervous he'd feel uncomfortable by your art you hadn't noticed how desperate he was just to have something from you

♡ Eventually, you decided to just show him anyway

♡ You invited him into your room late one night and Angel made such a show of "getting ready" for you

♡ He came with his favorite pink robe and was surprised to see you still in your casual clothes with a notebook on your lap

♡ Angel sat next to you as you flipped through the book, which was entirely dedicated to him

♡ Every time he thought he would finally see himself in a sexy pose, he didn't

♡ His heart warmed as you explained the intention behind every doodle and how much thought you put into it

♡ Eventually, he completely forgot about why he was there in the first place

♡ He became so relaxed, his head found place on your shoulder as you droned on about your drawings

♡ You both relaxed into the bed as conversation moved from your art to random topics

♡ It wasn't long until Angel shuffled into your arms and fell asleep

♡ But you were so relieved, you couldn't help but fall asleep with him

[starberry-cupcake]

Here we are again!! Let's get to it!!

previously, in noni del 9:

this happened

this is the tag for all tlt recaps

I'm loving that many of you are adopting the "está en un cumple" phrase, living for that

CHAPTER 4 (seventh house skull 👀)

it's another day in this planet and everyone's up for their routines

they all travel together, then pyrrha goes on her way to work

camolive go on their way to do what they do

undetermined what it is they do, to nona's pov

camilla can do whatever she wants, though

you go queen

and nona goes to school for her unpaid job of assistant

when she gets there, kevin is playing with plushies

we love kevin

and hot sauce is staring out the window in suspicion like this

how many cartoons with eccentric kids in school can I use to illustrate? we'll see, I have a lot to pick from

anyway, apparently there's people watching from another building

0 discreet, if kids are spotting them

this, coupled with the seventh skull, gives me ideas

so nona asks if they're watching her, to which hot sauce goes "why would they?"

nona says she doesn't know

not sure if she says this because she's in a cumple, as previously established, or because she doesn't want to give too much away to hot sauce

who seems to have all the brain cells of the school

hot sauce is on the case, though, and says she'll investigate

but has to delegate that to nona during science class, because nona has dog privileges and can go outside to the blasting heat to see if something happens

today was the first pool day of the summer for me, so I feel that and thank her for her service, because heat is terrible

also, the science teacher, aka the angel, comes in looking as worse for wear as daniel craig in the majority of the movie queer

here everyone has weird names

except for kevin

we love kevin

you know, that might be why I'm having trouble with this one, I feel like I'm not in my element enough in these recaps

because everyone has weird names already and I can't do my bit

I'm failing you, I'm sorry

my power is wasting away

so, anyway, the teacher is not looking good and nona thinks maybe it's a hangover but hot sauce says the teacher doesn't drink

nobody questions her knowledge

ever

are they torturing the teacher for information on nona????

have they been spotted????

also, everyone says nona isn't pretty and nona insists on her being pretty, which makes me feel like this is gideon in harrow's body, but who knows

it'd definitely be fun if she is and has to own up on all the times she's said she's beautiful and kissed her in the mirror and whatnot

camilla wrote like 6 pages about that, which harrow should read, if that's the case

the only thing nona sees on her stakeout is a person who she thinks might be a dead body, because they're very still

but decides they aren't, because their nice clothes weren't stolen from them

I'd think the exact same thing, that's sound judgment imo

and the person isn't there when they leave, so that's disquieting

a worse thing than a sus person is not knowing where the sus person went

CHAPTER 5 (nine house skull!!! everyone stay calm!!!!)

nona and camolive go back to their apartment

I'm picturing something between the infinity fortress from getbackers or the heaven's arena from hunterxhunter

(camilla would kick absolute ass in both of these)

anyway, nona is instructed to try doing bone stuff

she asks what camolive were doing and when they said talking with friends, nona asks about "crown", who she says she loves

I assume "crown" is coronabeer because corona is crown in spanish and nona knows multiple languages

she describes her as: smelling like cinnamon, having nice hair, having nice breasts and being big and pretty

that could very well be coronabeer, so I'm sticking to my hypothesis here

palmolive says that they're not friends with coronabeer right now, which ok?????

I think coronabeer was going full BOE last time we saw her? but judith was not, so idk what's happening over there

ALSO

this is the first time I remember hearing coronabeer described as "big"

I think I, of all people, would remember that

I'm immediately giving her extra points for that

I'm not looking into fanart yet for spoiler reasons but I'm gonna take this one adjective and run with it because I'm starved for representation, ok? ok

palmolive writes down about the "breasts" comment, which I'd also write down, because that's such a gideon thing to say and focus on

I don't think harrowbean has been preoccupied with boobs quite as much as gideon has

also, nona doesn't remember why she knows what cinnamon smells like

in my top 3 smells (I have such a list), cinnamon is my nr 1, so coronabeer is winning a lot of points with me on this day

who would have thought????

making a new version of this meme I dropped on this recap with her new name

they also talk about "the captain" and palmolive says he doesn't like her too much

so that's judith

I stopped being super hard on judith when I found out she was as much of a gay disaster as most people in these books

in other news, palmolive can do some necro stuff still and it doesn't hurt camilla when he does it

which is what's really important here and what really matters

they have the timer so that palmolive doesn't hurt camilla by overstaying his welcome in the temple of perfection that is her body

apparently, the blue light in the sky doesn't hurt camolive either

nona says she loves camilla and how she moves

also gideon behavior

the first time gideon saw camilla fight, she thought she was friend-shaped

I mentioned it on this recap

palmolive agrees about camilla's moves and says he misses seeing her

now you know how I felt during half of harrow, palmolive, it was painful

you were in a man cave in the river at the time, but still

ANYWAY, IT'S LOVING CAMILLA TIME

EVERYONE, GET IN LINE

pyrrha is immune to the light in the sky because she's a lyctor

(they don't use that word)

but she has "the wrong soul"

because og!gideon and her switched and he died

(they don't say that explicitly but I'm filling in the gaps)

nona asks if she has the wrong kind of soul or the wrong kind of body

which we don't know, neither palmolive nor me

she also asks if that's why BOE doesn't want her and palmolive says that they do

and nona adds that she likes commander we suffer

who was named in the dramatis personae aka guest list at the start

and she's part of something palmolive calls "ctesiphon wing"

palmolive has mixed feelings about all of these people which, I guess, in this social context, being a necro narc undercover would do that

not that palmolive would be fighting for emperor asshat anymore, but I assume there's tension between the sides still, being the oppressors and all

which might make things somewhat easier for coronabeer, since she wasn't really a necro to begin with?

judith is probably fucked, though

rip judith

nona says that palmolive doing necro stuff makes her sad, which is kind of what I'm saying

I'm guessing regular folks here would hunt necros for sport if they could, as evidenced by the kids

palmolive tells nona to give camilla a kiss in the second right-hand knuckle

and, apparently, this falls into the "nona can read, understand and replicate body language to perfection in an instant" category

because she apparently did this the first time and camilla had a bit of a breakdown about it

they give me qpr vibes, camolive

I'd marry them as a package if they'd have me anyway, I'm not backing out because palmolive is suddenly an addition

I passed the sixth house audition, maybe I can pass this one, who knows

I can write a detailed CV with color coded references to what I can provide to this association

ANYWAY

under the "nona can read people's bodies and replicate things" umbrella, gestures fall right in

she's in a cumple and she can read people's bodies and gestures and replicate them as well as tell if someone's full of crap and lying their asses out

and she likes coronabeer's boobs

all important details to think about

and that's it for now!!!! see you on the next one!!

[periwinkla]

Phoenix's careful wording in 4-1

I noticed something about 4-1, Turnabout Trump. Phoenix uses very careful wording. He never outright lies, mostly misdirects. Like when he's asked if the locket is his, and he says the locket has his daughter's photo inside. But the most important misdirection here is about the forged card. He never shows it as actual evidence from the crime scene: if you look carefully at his words, he actually shows it as evidence of the reason why the killer would have taken the card. He's even meticulous about verb choices. In the ENG ver,, he even outright says the card is his. Everyone simply assumes. Also Apollo, unknowingly, doesn't present it as evidence from the crime scene, either. Anyway, here are some parts I found particularly incriminating. JP text beside ENG for comparison's sake. I'll only provide translation for the relevant parts (or the parts that differ between versions). But as you can see, the misdirection is there in the JP version as well. Disclaimer : I only studied Japanese for a little while. AA dialogue is pretty simple though. Also English isn't my native language either. Feel free to correct me on anything wrong here. Also note that I'm not trying to make the translations sound natural, I'm mostly trying to explain what the words are saying, sometimes I'll be more literal than others. Translation =/= localization. Translation notes and musings are in small text.

Judge いかがですかな？　弁護人。 Well, Mr. Justice? カードがスリ替えられて、 持ち去られた“理由”‥‥ The question of why the killer would swap out a card has been raised. そのコンキョを提示できますか？ Can you point to a reason? Apollo (‥‥どうやら、 　ここが“勝負どころ”だ！） (…It's now or never!) なぜ、カードは スリ替えられたのか‥‥。 Naze, kaado wa surikaerareta no ka... The defense would like to present evidence to the court… Naze, kaado wa surikaerareta no ka... Why the card was switched... 弁護側は、その“理由”を 提示したいと思います。 Bengogawa wa, sono "riyuu" o teiji shitai to omoimasu. Evidence showing the reason why a card was swapped out! Bengogawa wa, sono "riyuu" o teiji shitai to omoimasu. The defense would like to present that "reason".

Judge これは‥‥まさか！ Could… this be…!? 現場から持ち去られた “５枚目のＡ”ですかッ！ Could this be the missing fifth ace!? Kristoph ば‥‥バカな！ なぜ‥‥なぜ、キミが‥‥ In-Inconceivable! How could you… そんなものを持っているのだッ！ What are you doing with that card!? Apollo そ、それは‥‥その。 （なんだ、このあわてようは‥‥） Um, well, that's the thing… (Why's Mr. Gavin so upset?) （アヤシイ女の子からもらった、 　ただのアヤシイカードなのに） (Ayashii onna no ko kara moratta, tada no ayashii kaado na noni) (It's just a fishy card from some fishy girl…) (Ayashii onna no ko kara moratta, tada no ayashii kaado na noni) It's just a suspicious card given by a suspicious girl... Apollo doesn't even understand the weight of the card when he presents it. He's just doing what Phoenix is pointing him to. He thinks it's just a suspicious card, and he's only using it to provide a "reason". At first, I was confused by this, because he seemed convinced later on that the card was real. But it appears that at first, he was indeed suspicious of it. It's just as the trial goes on, he's manipulated to think the card is indeed real. Because he trusts Mr. Wright, which *seems* to say it's real. Phoenix そのカードはね。 あの晩、事件の後‥‥ 《ボルハチ》で、 ぼくが拾ったんだよ。 Sono kaado wa ne. Ano ban, jiken no ato... "Boruhachi" de, boku ga hirotta n da yo. Oh, that card? It's mine. That is, I picked it up at the Borscht Bowl Club that night after the murder had occurred. カードは商売道具だからね。 ‥‥ムスメにわたしておいたんだ。 Kaado wa shoubai dougu dakara ne. ...Musume ni watashite oita n da. I gave it to my daughter. Cards are her stock and trade, after all. In the ENG, 'It's mine' is actually an addition. Maybe to drive the point home more? The rest is the same though.

Phoenix じゃ、ハナシをつづけようか。 Ja, hanashi o tsuzukeyou ka. Allow me to elaborate. Ja, hanashi o tsuzukeyou ka. Well then, let's continue this discussion? (fun fact: hanashi can also be traslated as 'story', or even 'fable', you could say hanashi is the noun version of the verb hanasu (to talk, tell) so it's basically anything you 'talk' about) この“血痕”が原因だった としたら、どうでしょう。 Kono "kekkan" ga gen'in datta to shitara, dou deshou. What if this trace of blood was the reason? Kono "kekkan" ga gen'in datta to shitara, dou deshou. (what) If this ''bloodstain'' was the cause... what do you think? The 'dou deshou' is usually also traslated as 'what do you think?' - it's used after you make a statement and you want to ask for the other person's opinion. But mostly it's a rethoric question. 'What about it?' would also fit. Also interesting how "bloodstain" is in quotation marks...

Phoenix 現場写真‥‥被害者の頭部を もう一度、よく見てください。 Take another look at the photo… and at the victim's head. 犯行の瞬間、帽子は床に落ちて、 このとおり‥‥ At the moment of the crime, his hat fell to the floor… ひとすじの血が、 後頭部に向かって流れています。 …and a trickle of blood ran from his forehead down the back of his head. この血が、一滴。カードに落ちた。 ‥‥そうは考えられないでしょうか。 Kono chi ga, hitoshizuku. Kaado ni ochita. ...Sou wa kangaerarenai deshou ka. Couldn't a drop of that blood have fallen on one of the cards? Kono chi ga, hitoshizuku. Kaado ni ochita. ...Sou wa kangaerarenai deshou ka. This blood, this drop. Fell on the card. ...Is that unthinkable? / ...Is that unimaginable? He's basically proposing a theory. Not said the card in Apollo's hand is actually the one. Apollo カードに、血が‥‥ Kaado ni, chi ga... I suppose… Kaado ni, chi ga... On the card, the blood (fell)... Apollo is following along with what he's saying. Phoenix ハンニンは、それをかくすために カードを持ち去ったのです。 Hannin wa, sore o kakusu tame ni kaado o mochisatta no desu. The killer then took the card to hide the blood. Fun choice of words. 'no desu' = 'the explaination is that...' or, in this case: 'the explaination would be...' This is the more literal translation just to make it more obvious how he phrases it: The culprit, in order to hide that he took the card the explaination would be So in a way that it's actually comprehensible: The explaination would be that the culprit took the card in order to hide that (the blood).

Kristoph 成歩堂！　キミも 一度は法廷に立ったオトコだ。 Wright! Regardless of how you wasted the last seven years, you used to be a lawyer! 証拠品を隠すことが、 どれだけ大きな“罪”であるか‥‥ You know what a serious crime it is to conceal evidence! Phoenix そのギロンはあとだよ、先生。 それよりも‥‥ Sono giron wa ato da yo, sensei. Sore yori mo... Oh, we can discuss the finer points of our legal system later… Found it funny how he calls him 'sensei' but in a way that is very mccking. 'Sensei' means someone who is masterful/very knowledgeable in something, in this context, law. He says 'Let's leave that discussion for later, sensei. More importantly...' これで、きみの疑問に 答えるコトができたようだね。 Kore de, kimi no gimon ni kotaeru koto ga dekita you da ne. What's important now is that I've answered your question. Kore de, kimi no gimon ni kotaeru koto ga dekita you da ne. And with that, I was able to answer your question, wasn't I? Basically says the same thing, but uses 'dekiru' = 'to be able to' Kristoph な。なんのコトですか？ Wh-What are you talking about? Phoenix ハンニンがカードを 持ち去った“理由”だよ。 Hannin ga kaado o mochisatta "riyuu" da yo. You wanted to know why the killer would have taken a card from the crime scene. Hannin ga kaado o mochisatta "riyuu" da yo. The "reason" the culprit took the card. カードに残った、１滴の血。 Kaado ni nokotta, hitoshizuku no chi. And now, I've told you. A drop of blood, it feel on the card. (That was why) 彼にとっては“致命的”だった。 ‥‥だから、持ち去った。 Kare ni totte wa "chimeiteki" datta. ...Dakara, mochisatta. That one drop of blood would have been decisive evidence, you see. Kare ni totte wa "chimeiteki" datta. ...Dakara, mochisatta. For him, that (the drop of blood) was 'fatal'. ...So, he took it.

Overall, the word choice in both JP and ENG is very careful, but in different ways since... obviously they're different languages with different idiosyncrasies. In conclusion....

Phoenix basically treated the card not as evidence from a crime scene, but more of an example, a recreation, a construction. Never said that was the actual card. Made people assume. Didn't correct them. So... he manipulated their thoughts. He's like 'oh, you want to know the reason? well, let's see, why would the killer take the card...? well maybe it had incriminating evidence on it - oh what kind of evidence? look at this card here - see this drop of blood? what if the blood fell from the victim's head on the card? so he had to take it - because it would have made it obvious the killer entered from the secret passage and how the murder actually happened' Something that breaks my heart immensly about all this is that Apollo is so adamant at the start of the trial that Mr. Wright would never lie... and he's furious and heartbroken that he basically manipulated him (and everyone else), instead. Phoenix literally couldn't lie anyway, because then Apollo would have known. If you think about it, it's kind of how Engarde was able to lie to Phoenix even though he had the magatama. He purposefully and meticulously manipulated people to think the evidence was real, without ever saying it. Putting the words in other people's mouths. (Also... at least to me, this seems a very prosecutor-like tactic. Perhaps even Von Karma-like.)

Why does he even tell Apollo that he forged it? (He didn't have to.) Because he felt guilty. Apollo asks how he can call himself an attorney and he tells him he, in fact, doesn't call himself one. Doesn't have the right to. Phoenix isn't a liar - he says so himself after the trial, he never lied - but he sure is a manipulator here. But he does feel guilty. He lets Apollo punch him. And he smiles. I think this shows how even when we believe that what we're doing is wrong, we might do it anyways. Out of desperation, anyone might cave and go against their own morals.

[heerinnie]

omg i loved the jungwon headcannons🤭🤭 could you please do a jay version to feed my delusions🙏🏻

Hii nonie- I was writing a rockstar!jay Drabble before seeing this and after seeing this I decided to write some hcs for it, hope you enjoy 💟 ALSO if you have any requests or want me to write something don’t be shy and request, I love hearing all your thoughts 🫶🏽🤭

^^ NSFW UNDER CUT, MINORS DNI

SYNOPSIS: nsfw rockstar!bf jay headcanons

WARNINGS: established relationship, smut, rockstar!jay x fem!reader, breeding, mentions of marriage and pregnancy, semi voyeurism, face sitting, asphyxiation, reader calls jay daddy, praise, dom!jay.

WC: 334

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✦bf!jay who claims you’re his lucky charm so he always goes on tour with you by his side 

✦bf!jay who dedicated countless songs to you on his discography, writing things only you two could recognise whilst everyone stayed oblivious

✦bf!jay who named his guitar after you treating it like it’s his horcrux and protecting it with the most care

✦bf!jay who seems like the soft and gentle type to make love with by the fans only for you to know how much of a sexual deviant he is

✦bf!jay who adores getting on his managements nerves by having quickies before his performances and having to get his hair styled again- leaving to go onto stage shooting them a foxy smirk and using the excuse “how will I do good if I don’t activate my lucky charm”

✦bf!jay who feels pride knowing you’re somewhere watching him on the stage with the remains of his cum still leaking out of you

✦bf!jay who rushes to get home and beg for you to sit on his face until he’s unable to breathe- loving the way your slick and his spit messily mix on his lips, nose, chin and neck

✦bf!jay who is so pussy drunk he doesn’t care how loud he’s being, letting out taunting and teasing groans in your ear

✦bf!jay who worships your body, leaving love bites anywhere he has access too

✦bf!jay who went feral the second you accidentally called him daddy making his dick twitch in response

✦bf!jay who pounds into you filling the room with sloppy sounds of his dick disappearing in you- both of you blubbering praise for eachother

✦bf!jay who deliciously moans out your name whilst his brain shuts off with nothing to think about other than you and the feelings of his hot seed spurting inside your clenched walls

✦bf!jay who wants nothing but to live a calm domestic life with you as his wife, securing your love with rings, vows and his own little rockstars running around.

Thank you for requesting this, rockstar!bf jay is literally one of my favourite concepts since it just makes sense ygm? Anyways I hope you enjoyed reading this as much as I enjoyed writing this <3

[insidekatmind]

An Unexpected Encounter~Noni Madueke

London was lively that evening, the streets glowing with reflections from the holiday decorations and the hurried footsteps of passersby. You found yourself in a downtown café, one of those refined yet cozy places, where the air was filled with the aroma of coffee and cinnamon. You were supposed to meet a friend who, at the last minute, had texted to cancel.

You decided to stay anyway, ordering a cappuccino. There was no rush, and London at night always had its charm.

“Excuse me, is this seat taken?” a deep voice made you look up. Standing before you was him. Noni Madueke. A shy smile, a long coat, and a cap that tried to make him blend in. But for you, it was impossible. You’d followed his career, from his moves at PSV to his games at Chelsea. He was your favorite player.

“Oh… no, no. It’s free. Please, go ahead,” you stammered, trying to mask your excitement, though it was probably obvious.

He sat down and pulled out his phone, then set it on the table, glancing at you. “Are you here alone?”

“Uh… yeah, my friend canceled on me,” you replied, feeling a bit awkward, though you couldn’t ignore the fact that he was talking to you.

“Happens to me a lot, too. Maybe it’s for the best sometimes. A little time to think,” he paused, then added, “I didn’t even introduce myself. I’m Noni.”

You couldn’t help but smile. “I know who you are.”

He chuckled softly, looking away briefly. “Of course. Don’t know why I always do that. It’s a habit.”

The conversation began naturally. He told you he was in London for a short break from training, how he loved walking the city streets at night to escape the chaos of being recognized. Then, he asked about you.

You talked about your job, your interests, and how you ended up in London. It was surprising how attentive he was, how genuinely interested he seemed.

After an hour, as the café began to empty, he asked, “Would you like to take a walk?”

You agreed without hesitation. You strolled through the lit-up streets, with him occasionally glancing at you, as if curious about every reaction.

“You know, it’s rare that I get to talk like this with someone who doesn’t just see me as ‘the footballer,’” he said at one point. “You make me feel normal.”

“Well, maybe it’s because I don’t see you only as a footballer. You seem like an interesting person, Noni.” The courage in your words surprised him. You could tell by the way he stopped, his hands in his pockets, looking directly at you.

“You know, I think this has been the best evening I’ve had in months.” He paused, then stepped a little closer. “Can I see you again?”

Your heart started racing. “I think I’d like that.”

From that moment on, London was never the same. Evening walks became a habit, meeting at small cafés and sharing endless conversations under the starry sky a ritual. Discovering the more human side of Noni, his dreams and fears, became a part of your life.

One evening, after an important match you’d watched live at the stadium on his invitation, he approached you as you both left together.

“You know, football is my whole life. But you… you’re the reason it all feels even more special.”

You couldn’t hold back a smile. “And you’re the reason I’ve never felt so alive.”

That night, under the city lights, he took your hand. And it was the beginning of something wonderful.

[kumezyzo]

ooo could you write something where y/n and sap have been dating for a while and maybe it’s a bit angsty bc y/n wants everyone to know they’re dating but sap is scared ( or the other way around) of telling people so maybe they have an argument but then he does the cutest n sweetest reveal post ever

if i’m making sense

i feel like this trope is sometimes overused and done incredibly wrong, but i think I've done it justice. thank you so much for requesting 🥰🥰

anyway, enjoy! or dont :) m.list

bf!sapnap wanted it to be known that you were dating. that you were his, and he was yours. it was a no-brainer for him. he wanted to he able to kiss you in public, let alone go out with you. he wanted to stream with you and show off how amazing you are. but you just weren't ready yet.

you were so sure people would be angry to know he was dating someone rather than be happy you were a good person. you'd heard way too many stories, seen too many situations to think you'd be welcomed with open arms.

and bf!sapnap tried to respect that. but after a few months, it was too much. he wanted to go on dates with you.

"baby?" he asked you softly. you hummed in acknowledgment, looking up from your laptop momentarily. "i wanna tell people about you."

you stopped your movements and looked over to your boyfriend. he looked nervous. and rightfully so. you had been shutting down the idea for the past couple of months.

"nick... we've talked about this..." you told him softly, feeling your heart break at the way his shoulders seemed to droop. he nodded and ran a hand over his face, frustrated.

"i dont give a shit what people think! i just want to be able to leave the house with my girlfriend!" he exclaimed, throwing his arms up in defeat.

"well, i do," you told him incredulously. "i mean, i would get shit on so quickly. a-and not to mention if we went out, it wouldn’t really be peaceful."

"so you don't want to tell people because youre scared?" he crossed his arms.

"yes," you sat up, pushing your laptop off to the side. "im scared. ive never been in the eye of the public and this fandom you have? its fucking crazy."

"but i want to tell them about you. you're my life. and i want to share that with them," he told you simply. as if it could be that simple for you too. "and if they don't like you, i won't care. I'll just tell them all to fuck off."

you let out an amused scoff, "you'll tell them to fuck off?"

"mhm."

"and what else?" you asked, completely amused by the simplicity of his solutions.

"I'll ban all of them," he huffed.

"all of them?"

"yup, all of them. even if theres no one left watching me, i know you'll still be there," he said softly. he stepped closer to you. "and they'll all be gone, knowing that im happy with my girl. and when they see us out on dates, they can fuck right off.

you but your lip, trying to hide your smile. he felt his heart warm at the sight. he already knew your answer.

bf!sapnap who, as soon as you give him the green light, posted a picture of you two to his instagram.

the picture was a selfie of you two. your face was squished up against his and big grins on both of your faces.

you two were just hanging out that day, laying in bed together, and feel particularly cuddly. you remember wanting to be as close to him as possible when you took the picture. and that was the result.

he captioned it with "whos that really hot guy next to my gf???"

bf!sapnap who went through the comments and all the tweets with you, feeling content with all the nice comments flooding through and with the smile on your face.

in the words of an amazing poet: yeet, yeet, skert, yeet yeet, skirt, skirt, skirt. roll up. drop that. skirt that. pop that-

im sorry, i dont know what came over me.... -nony

[bekaterrier]

Happy Audio Drama Sunday! Hope everyone had a good week!

@innbetween Season 5: This season was so fun! The Lowlifes are such a fun group to follow, and it's been so interesting to learn more of how they got to this point. Though I feel like one of them is a bit more of a lowlife than the others... Next season is going to be wild!

@midnightburgr Chapter 40 - Romney for America: Earth stuck in 2012, but located in another galaxy? Hwat? David experiencing his first trip into the cosmos is fun! Caspar experiencing David's first trip into the cosmos is also very fun! Losing Maloo was not fun. I'm glad the diner is going to take them to rescue all of the refugees. Seems like they have quite the challenge ahead of them...

@desertskiespodcast Chapter 20 - If I have to Wait a Million Years: More clues to Nony's story! I know that whenever we get the whole picture, I'm going to bawl my eyes out. I can just feel the emotions that her whole story is steeped in. I am currently worried for all of our attendants though! Bad news indeed!

@starfallpod S2E4 - Act 1 Scene xvi: An episode of Starfall without Leona, Fel or Dalyn?? It's more likely than you think... Ozzie has NO qualms saying exactly what she thinks and it is VERY entertaining. And is that growth from Hosse I see there?

@hinaypod 48.2 - J & Dooley part 2: I have been waiting for this moment for so long! The J & Dooley reunion ♥️. Alasdair Stuart did an absolutely incredible job with this episode. I was holding my breath and/or crying for most of it. Such an emotional performance, and an emotional moment for these two characters. It was the old man yaoi we may not have deserved, but we got anyway. Also J's wife is the absolute best!

[eyeofnewtblog]

Things that happen at home:

So, me and my husband had to put down Noni cat last weekend, but her funeral was this weekend (basically because dad and middle sister couldn’t make it) but my dad brought the ingredients for her concrete slab tombstone and Middle Sister brought hugs and flowers.

It was a nice afternoon. We dug the grave in a nice spot in the front yard where I’d planted some irises that my grandparents gave me a few years ago, my dad micromanaged the mixing of concrete (to be expected, he literally got his Ph. D. in concrete structural engineering) then we held hands and said a quick prayer and got lunch and talked about Noni a bit before we started making plans for American Thanksgiving.

My husband was a mechanic before all this surgery stuff happened, and he happened to have a really nice wooden Snap On box that was lying around, so that was the “coffin” and my mom brought extra shovels with different heads, so we got the box a good two feet down.

I did the writing on the concrete slab, which was harder than I remembered it being.

Dad was funny; he’s very dry, so you honestly can’t tell if he’s fucking with you sometimes, but he’s the person who knows the most about concrete. At this point in my relationship with him, I just do exactly what he instructs and wait for him to do his quiet snort thing to see if he’s actually fucking with me. 9 times out of 10 he just gives you very serious instructions, then corrects you to SEEM like he’s being a typical nitpicking engineer, when whatever you are doing doesn’t actually effect the outcome…and then just watches you quietly for his own amusement.

Anyway, based on certain science projects from middle school and high school, I do actually know that he was being serious about how to mist concrete, but I also am vaguely aware that the type of misting that he’s talking about is only genuinely important for concrete structures meant to support millions of tons of weight.

Am I still going to mist my 12”x12” concrete cat tombstone every hour for the next 24 hours and every six hours for the next 7 days?

Yes.

My daddy told me that’s what’s best for the concrete and therefore what’s best for my poor dead cat.

Even though I know he’s fucking with me. It’s done out of love and he will genuinely think it’s hilarious.

[cheesy09]

Hello! I have a question regarding KEY. I am well aware the KEY's info is really scarce in the game so its okay if you don't do this.

During the game throughout, are we aware of the things KEY has done in the past. We did get some clues on his personality and he is actual nice man since he was a great mentor and figure to Kiro. But I want to know what he has DONE because KEY to outside people was a bad guy.

I did go and reread something's to jog my memory but I want to hear what you might think.

Thanks, stay safe from covid!

Hi, nony!! Hope you're having a great day. So sorry that I'm so late with this reply 🙏

Anyways, so far, no. We haven't really been given anything concrete as to what exactly Key did when he was still around, or what his role in BS was exactly... In fact, he almost seems to mock the very notion of being part of the Black Swan Collective.

Even when Kiro asks him about it, in his R&S: Him and His Dream, he gives very vague and cryptic answers about it:

That being said, I will say one thing: There is one major difference between Kiro and Key, and that is, in their ideals.

From what we've got of the main story so far, we've come to realise that there is one major thing that sets Kiro apart from the rest of the characters: what he wants the future to look like. So far, each of the characters' ideal future is as such:

Victor, Gavin, MC: Want a world in which both, Evolvers and regular people can live in peace and harmony. It doesn't matter to them whether there is Evol or not, as long as the world is at peace.

Lucien: Sees a world where Evolution is the future. He believes that in order for humanity to survive, the world needs Evol. And so he probably wants a future where everyone can use Evol.

Kiro: Wants a world in which Evol doesn't exist. As someone whose life was messed up due to the existence of Evol from the very beginning, Kiro despises Evol more than any of the main characters. And as someone who is intimately aware of the dark side of humanity, he truly believes that as long as Evol exists, the world will never be at peace.

This all comes to light in Season 2, chapters 30-33, where Kiro talks about the imbalance of power between Evolvers and normal people. This is the first time where we get a glimpse of Kiro's true goals: to create a future for the world where Evol doesn't exist.

He says that as long as there is power in the world, there will always be cause for strife, whether it be due to hatred, envy, fear, or greed. And Evol is representative of that power. This scene - where Kiro confronts MC about her ideals - is one of my favourites in the entire main story, because now, there is another point of contention between the two of them.

Both of them clearly want different things; MC wants a future where both Evolvers and common folk live together in peace, and Kiro wants a future where Evol doesn't exist at all. While he does see the beauty in MC's dream, he doesn't believe it to be practical or realistic in any way. That being said, Kiro is not opposed to her ideals, so he challenges her to prove him wrong. To show him that a world in which both ordinary people and Evolvers living together in peace can indeed be possible.

And this desire for a world without Evol in it, is also what sets him apart from his master, Key. In Kiro's R&S: Him and His Dream, it's clear that both Kiro and Key are on completely opposing paths. Since Key is a member of BS, he is all for evolution. He wants a world in which everyone will be able to use Evol.

But just the way Kiro is not opposed to MC's goal, Key isn't opposed to Kiro's either, and in fact starts training him to face all the difficulties that he will inevitably encounter before him.

They're each walking their own paths to achieve their goals.

Other than that, one thing about Key that we've learned from the recently released chapters on EN is that while he was still a part of BS, before he went missing, Key helped develop the game known as Odyssey, which is supposed to be some sort of hyper-realistic VR game that can supposedly transfer virtual data into the real world.

This game is supposedly capable of granting regular people the ability to use Evol within the virtual space. Then, using the data collected, the system would then "copy" and "paste" this data onto the real world as a means of giving even normal people the ability to use Evol.

Honestly, I'm not sure how this system really works, or whether it even makes sense, but since it aligns with Key's goal of having humanity use Evol, I guess it makes sense why he would help develop such a game. That being said, I'm not sure how good this plan is, since the simulated Evol that humanity would be using, would ultimately just be an illusion.

Or maybe not? Who knows. I struggle to make sense of this game, sometimes 😔

[dollyyun]

DILFs DKP, honestly, that sounds like such a brilliant idea! Just imagining the dynamics between the characters is already so exciting. I can totally picture Sunghoon’s dad as an even more commanding and dominant version of him. Like, he’d have this natural authority that makes you lower your gaze without him even saying a word. But at the same time, he’d be super gentle and patient with Y/n because she’s young, a bit lost, and unsure if she’s ready to give him everything he expects. I can imagine him being like, “You don’t need to rush. I’ll show you the way…” That kind of vibe. 🔥

Now, Heeseung’s dad? Oh, he’d be a completely different story. I see him as Heeseung, but in a more mature, ultra-confident form. He’d know exactly what he wants, and he wouldn’t hesitate for a second to go after it. No games, no beating around the bush—just straight-up honesty with that classy, self-assured aura that makes you weak in the knees. He’s the type of man you just can’t say no to, no matter how hard you try. 😮‍💨

Jay’s dad, though… oh, I’m imagining him as the “bad boy” of the group. Like, he’d be a jerk, but not completely irredeemable. He’d have this rough, abrasive side, but he’d deeply respect Y/n’s mom, which would make him try to hold himself back—at least a little. But you just know he’d be boiling inside, ready to break every rule with Y/n. That “you’re mine, and there’s no way out” energy? Yeah, that’s him. But he’d know when to draw the line… well, almost. 😏

And Jake’s dad? Whole different vibe! He’d be Jake’s carbon copy, but with this cunning streak that catches you off guard. Like, he’d let you think you’re in control, that you’re the one calling the shots… just to flip everything on its head out of nowhere. It’d be maddening but so addictive. You’d never really know where you stand with him, and that unpredictability would make their dynamic absolutely captivating. 🌀

Honestly, I’m so curious to see where you’ll take this idea because the possibilities are endless! It reminds me of something I once thought of, but in a slightly different setting—with Y/n’s mom and the hyung line of ENHYPEN. It’s been stuck in my head ever since that one scene where Jay, looking all grossed out, says, “So now you’re into MILFs?” I’m pretty sure he was talking to Sunghoon, but hey, I could be wrong. That moment cracked me up so much. 😂

Anyway, I really hope your week isn’t too stressful. Take care of yourself and get as much rest as you can. Can’t wait to see your ideas come to life! ✨

—🐰

nonie baby….WERE YOU IN MY WALLS??? BC YOUR ANALYSIS ON EACH DILFS I ALREADY HAD THEM PLANNED AND WRITTEN DOWN-

dear nonie, you are actually so spot on and i’m mad impressed except there’s one tiny flaw; your analysis on both dilf daddy parks gotta switch! bc dilf daddy park (hoon’s dad) is the official ‘bad boy’ of the group and because he’s actually a literal hot convict

ho ho ho you’ll see it in the series as we get further into the storyline bc when i tell you i have lots of content for each prominent character with reader🤭the dynamic between dilfs dkp is actually amusing kinda especially when it comes to sharing yn aka their gangbang with her😮‍💨also i think jake was the one who told sunghoon that if he’s into milf bc of his remark on yn’s mother, and your idea about yn’s mom and hyung line is an idea BUT im not gonna make it happen unless it’s yn being the milf herself and dkp hyung line being into her in another alternate universe🤧

thank you sm for your analysis on each dilfs bc trust me i really enjoyed reading them! every word and every line is perfect i devoured them all, im so amazed by the fact that you seemed to know dilfs dkp character-wise even tho they have yet to appear in the series🙏🏻

[joemama-2]

Omg, I didn't get the Noni that you posted the new chapter of VL and when I opened Tumblr I saw it and I read it so quick 😭 but omg you really weren't lying when you said Satoru and reading are basically going back to square one😭 HE HAD ONE JOB, ONE JOB😭😭😭💀😡 he makes me so angry lmaoo. But plzzz it says readers mom is good at gambling so I wonder if she signed the paper and will take the calls but then won't follow through with the actions🤔 we haven't seen much of her but I definitely see her pulling that, but I also see her pulling through with the actions as well😭

I wonder what was up with Satoru this chapter, maybe he's just annoyed cuz he with that witch but 🤷‍♀️ what he did wasn't cool, so he's not forgiven 😭

Oh god, I really hope reader doesn't go to the bar, I already see the headlines of "reader seen with Zenin Naoya" GOD ITLL BE SO BADDD😭😭😭 plz I pray she listens to her intuition🙏

Also I feel a tiny inch better knowing it was Satoru/his family who sent that business lady, but something still seems suspicious. 🤔👀

Also Hogwart or whatever her name is, needs to fall in ditch, maybe I should push her...🤔😁 I remember your other ask that said something like Himari will be leaking something (her blood when I done with her) OOP but hmm, the warning blackmail and manipulation are on the story, so it might be the sex tape, but I feel like she's gonna find something else.... (maybe I should push her whole family in the ditch 🤔😁)

Also hmmm that "death warning" on the story as well... maybe I'm reaching to much but... I notice how Satoru's dad keeps saying "family is the sacrifice" 👀 maybe I'm completely wrong, it could also possibly be readers mom or maybe even someone in Hogwarts family, or maybe someone else (I'm kind of worried about it😭)

It seems like whatever is going to happen, Satoru is not going to make it to Kojis "bring your dad to school day" I feel so bad, I rly hope he can make it or that he makes up for it if he's not able to attend.

I'm scared for reader, she's already been through so much, I really hope she doesn't go through to much more pain😭

Satoru gotta man the f up, like homie you're 28, you don't have to listen to your dad and his stupid business and awful gf😭 DO SOMETHING BRO! NO WONDER THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE LEFT YOUR ahh 😭😭😭🤡 he makes me so angry💀

Anyways 😂😁🫶

Ily thank you for the chapter, i hope you got a little laugh out of this 🫶 maybe some of my theories will be right maybe I'm completely wrong, I'm excited to see what's gonna happen next! 🩵

Also this is real footage of me everytime you post, story so good I gotta eat it!😂🩵

THE PICTUREEE HAHAH 😭😭💀💀💀

so firstly yes, satoru does need to get outside of this closest bubble he’s been in his whole life. but it’s something he’s just very used to, you know? listening to his father and getting ready to take over. but still, he’s a grown ass man. and him not defending reader was ☹️☹️☹️

readers mom is sneaky woman, so it’s going to be hard to trust and believe what she’ll say. she’s a gambler yes, which further adds onto the sneaky characteristic of hers ☺️ but also the very toxic 😕

himari leaking what she will will honestly break reader, i’m gonna put that out there just in preparation.

the death tag will take leading up to, but it’ll be an emotional scene as well 🫢

i think we’re all scared for reader and the least she expects from satoru is to make it to dad appreciation day.

will he?

[strwbrry-skies]

If requests are open again, can I have an adult reader finding Doughy and adopting him? Doughy needs better parents 🥺

☆ADOPTED! DOUGHY LATCHKEY AND READER☆

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"singing will happen, happening, happened

will happen, happening, happened

and we will happen again and again

'cause you and i will always be back then

you and I will always be back then."

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summary: you were new to moralton. after a few days working there, you decided to take a break in the park. that's where you saw, doughy. 

pronouns: doughy he/him, and reader they/them.

trope(?): adopting doughy<333. headcanons.

warnings/head's up: no capital letters, doughy's dumb parents/s

author's note: hello there, nonie!! i don't know if you wanted a oneshot or headcanons,, so i'm going for headcanons bc of the lack of headcanons on this blog lmao.. anyways!! you are absolutely right, doughy needs good parents! 

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• when you first saw doughy is when.. orel was talking to you.

• you obviously didn't know who these two boys were

• but they seemed to have a little argument

• "do you think ducks are better than swans?" orel asked to you

• "uhm.. it.. depends..?"

• "that basically means a yes!" doughy responded

• after that little interaction, you guys became close! 

• they would visit you at work and help you out

• because of being close, they like to talk about what they love to you, of course! 

• family, hobbies, school, church, you get it

• doughy would be the first one to talk about his parents

• and oh man

• were you mad

• of course, not at doughy

• but to his parents. 

• thinking that their son was their room mate. 

• so you've decided to adopt him

• and because of how dumb and stupid his parents are, it was pretty easy. 

• "your uhm.. room mate wants to move in with me. is it okay for him to do that?"

• "yeah, yeah. whatever. just do whatever you want with him."

• and then you guys live a happily ever after!!! 

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[casuallivi]

Hi I hope this isn’t weird. I ship Elucien and sometimes when I go through tags under Elucien arts, I see your tags and they make me laugh.

I had to just check you out and on seeing that you ship elriel, it filled me with so much positive energy. And I just had to tell you that you seem like such a sweet person.

I hate the chaos in the fandom currently, and it can be hard to block out but when I see blogs like yours I get happy, it reminds us that everything is fictional, it’s for our enjoyment and it’s not that serious. No matter what happens I hope we can someday be mutuals I am sure it would be fun to see your post.

Hello nony, not weird! I'm always open to interaction 😊 It is fictional and it should be for fun! FUN!

I'm glad we can enjoy different contents born from the same place. I know most of my mutuals were shocked to see lucien content popping in their feed sometimes 😅😅😅 as I said here before, I love love loooooove Lucien's character ��� I live for the sassy snarky princiling from acotar 1, I was actually convinced he was the male lead! Tamlin had the charisma of sausage water from his first breath ☠️ but then Rhys happened and we all know there's no escaping that chemistry 😳🌶️🥵🔥 it's the same thing I feel for elriel. Loving Elain above all and truthfully enjoying her possible love interests makes it easy for me to consume every content about them.

Me, personally, I have no problem with people enjoying what they like, hell I have even enjoyed blabbing about crazy ass ships envolving Elain 😂😂😂 you can create crazy theories, arts, headcanons, Canon content, do everything under the sun and it's cool. But unfortunately this fandom suffers from a severe case of party poppers, sad dreadful small minded idiots who think it's cool to offend the person behind the screen, chase and bully artist, and purposely ruin the fun.

Don't like it? Don't interact with it. It should be that simple.

Anyways, I mostly post elriel content but I'm open to any kind of civilized interaction 😊🫱🏽‍🫲🏻 Elain is my goddess, my sunflower and I can gush about her all day long, feel free to hit me up 😃👍🏼

[softievante]

*taps the mic* *clears throat* so… every carat is kinda familiar with the concept of stoner!vernon, right? i mean i guess we’ve all thought about it at some point… after reading the hot takes on feedee nonie, my mind can’t not obsess on the concept of stoner vernon who just graduated and is living by himself so no one’s around to regulate his (yeah, bad) habits. he has the munchies almost every time he finishes a blunt, which leads to not only weird combinations but a soft middle as the times goes by <3

what ensues:

seungkwan, his next-door neighbor, noticing that each week/month he meets his friendly, cute secret crush, he seems to be… different. cuter? he doesn’t know. but he thinks he looks prettier. it’s like his cheeks are begging to be pinched. (also i love the concept of seungkwan being kinda oblivious to nonie’s smoking habits so in a lot of encounters vernon’s like red-glassy-eyed and seungkwan thinks he’s had a hard day or something… “poor boy, must feel so lonely…” when in fact he’s probably lost in another dimension).

lee chan, the guy from the nearest convenience store, vernon’s acquaintance, teasing him about the amount of chips and sweets and soda he keeps buying with more frequency as his cravings get more intense. chan doesn’t spare the comments about vernon coming in in sweatpants ‘cause “did the gross amount of chips caught up to you, finally? your jeans gave up, didn’t they?” which merely has vernon cursing saying he needs to respect his elders.

jihoon, vernon’s mentor at the studio he works at, being not subtle at all when it comes to how the chairs start creaking under his dongsaeng’s weight, “careful not to end up stuck,” he jokes. vernon, never high at work hours, blushes violently since it’s the first time he’s consciously experimenting someone pointing out his new frame. jihoon proceeds to make the conversation lighter, claiming it’s normal for those who work behind the scene and seated all day to pack up a few pounds (vernon doesn’t really believe him, since jihoon is all muscle and thinness. god. maybe it’s time for a diet, isn’t it?)

vernon tries, he swears he tries. it’s just hard to control his appetite now that he completely ruined his eating patterns. the cravings. the hunger. maybe he should just light a cig to relax. (the cycle continues)

wonwoo as his best friend! they smoke together! wonu witnesses one of vernon’s indulgences, thinks there’s something oddly hot about it. maybe he even feeds him? (i’m a sucker for wonsol aha).

anyway. kinda want this to be verkwan, kinda want to make each boy dote on nonie in a different way. seokmin and soonyoung definitely tease him about his ass (from modest to “wow, vernonie, since when did you enhanced this back view?”), minghao can be an on-and-off friend who he sometimes sleeps with and surely appreciate the softness. mingyu as a singer who gets assigned to him at the studio, they bond and one night they’re at gyu’s place, vernon about to lose himself in mingyu’s cooking skills? there’s so many possibilities!!

💭 brainrot 🧠

[kumezyzo]

hii, its 🐇

i was wondering if i could make a request; sapnap secretly is head over heels for reader but only his friends know and they tease him for it, causing him to become a nervous wreck around reader

it can be headcanons or a fic i don't mind!! thank uu

again, super short, please dont hate me 😭 thank you for requesting this months ago 😭😭 i made it a little angsty as per my writing style, but i hope you dont mind. it gets a lil fluffy at the end. no real angst here 😁

anyway, enjoy! or dont :) m.list

crush!sap really just wants to be around you. he doesn't realize that doing that makes him short-circuit.

he becomes a blushing mess. he talks like a bumbling idiot. he laughs at all your jokes. it gets to the point where his heart rate speeds up with even the mention of your name. and he begins to think it isn't very healthy for him.

everyone around you seemed to know crush!sap was obsessed with you. whenever he made a move to stand closer to you, talk to you, or even just stare at you for too long, the people around you would share a knowing glance. until it got slightly annoying and they started teasing him

"sapnap, stop flirting with them and get your ass over here."

"oooh, they're flirting againnnn!"

"so then you- can you stop staring at them and pay attention??!"

and his reaction was always the same. blushing, looking away from you, and running away from you.

then, crush!sapnap truly started avoiding you. for his own medical safety. and you began to assume it was cause he didn't like being thought of as your bf.

but, you talked to him about it. cause that was the only way you thought it could quell your thoughts.

"hey, can we talk?"

"oh. um- uh- y-yeah, sure..."

"are you avoiding me?"

he was already blushing by you catching him off-guard. now, you had caught onto his plan and it made him feel a little sick.

"why would- ha- why would you say that?" he would ask nervously.

"look, its fine if you are... i guess. i just kinda wanted to know why..." you'd say awkwardly. he would just stare at you, opening his mouth to say something but shutting it over and over like a fish. "mostly because i like you and i recently started thinking you felt the same way. so if thats not the case and thats why you're avoiding me then-"

"no! no thats not why!" he would say nervously, trying to interupt you before the conversation went somewhere he could reverse. "its because i like you!"

you stare at him, puzzled. "...huh?"

"you make me go fucking crazy. all the time," he sighs. "and it actually hurts when i see you and i know you're not mine. so i would rather just... not see you all together..."

"oh..." butterflies would errupt in your stomach. and your heart would start beating abnormally hard. abnormally quickly. and you started to realize why he needed to get away from you.

happy ending, kisses and hugs. just realized i lowkey fucked up the tenses at the end... -nony