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madmonksandmaenads · 2 years ago

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So on the topic of the PGM, which spell had the most surprising outcome for you? And which one brought you the most delight? ❤️

Let me tell you about my first experience with the PGM. Before I was a magician, I was(and am) a student of history. I originally planned to read it out of cultural interest. I found something alluring, and my curiosity compelled me to try a spell.

The purse-strings were tight that winter so I decided to try a prosperity spell. I won't quote or name the specific formula, because I do not want to give an inadvertent recommendation. For those who have read the PGM, it is a Hermes-Thoth prosperity spell using a statue and box. My recreation of the formula was very amateurish. I made senseless substitutions, it was poorly composed, failed to include any warding. It was a mess, but I didn't expect anything so I was unconcerned.

The next day my car was totaled.

Fortunately, it was parked with no one inside at the time. Also the car market was and is terrible, so I got an excellent payout from my insurance. That was my first experience with Hermes-Thoth so I'd say it was both rather surprising and has brought me a great deal of delight.

#it really was about the safest way for a car to get totalled that isnt at a dump #it was parked #the u haul that hit was going at neighborhood speed #no one was inside #everyone was insured #also hermes ended up helping me pay about a year of rent #khaire my dude #hellenic #pgm #personal

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ingravinoveritas · 6 months ago

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"We've all got to be fighting that fight every day."

Happy Pride, everyone...

#david tennant #soft scottish hipster gigolo #reasons to be cheerful #some people hold up a rainbow flag. David Tennant turns himself into one.#David and Michael are both tremendous LGBTQ+ allies #but i think they understand that pain on a personal level #love seeing him become so much more comfortable in his own skin #and we can see the change in him on the inside and outside #let people be who they are #happy pride month indeed #<3

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godtears · 7 days ago

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... Huh.

#Man's is taking a break I guess #To clarify that's the side of the road outside the building and it's across the parking lot and also a huge grassy divot #So far away #And uh this is no where near our mailboxes #It's in fact further away from the mailboxes than it is from me standing there taking the picture #No one was inside #Hope he was doing okay Cuz if that was our regular guy he's super sweet and remembers me because #I'm the one who helps him through the doors and reorganized the lobby so he can fit his packages in safely #Because Amazon just recklessly tosses their shit they fucking suck #I actually have to write a formal complain because they blocked the doors which is a fire hazard #But anyways yeah I help out the mailman and apparently he remembers that so now when he sees me and he's got a package for me #Hell flag me down and be like “oh how serendipitous!! I'm so happy you're here how lucky am I!!!” HE'S THE CUTEST OLD MAN OKAY?????? ++#But whenever someone fills in for him they don't do a good job 😭#Anyways

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hinamie · 1 month ago

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inflict

#my art #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #jjk fanart #jujutsu kaisen fanart #jjk spoilers #jjk manga spoilers #yuji itadori #nobara kugisaki #fushiguro megumi #itafushikugi #inside me are two wolves one is dead on the floor bc this took ages and the other one is screaming from the rooftops bc i am so PLEASED #im so . im so happy w this im in love w flat markers and chisel brushes im sorry fr ever being frustrated with the harsh angles #opacity down square chisel....layers upon layers of polygons...#i love u so much the effect is a treat to play with #hard shapes thin lines my beloved i think ive struck a good balance between sharp n smooth vs textured render #idec that these kids took probably 12 hours each #worth every minute worth every second #nobara's hair here alone is some of my best work idec #god i love. making things tht make me happy i know how to draw i love when i make smth tht makes me say wow im good @ my hobby

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sparrowlucero · 9 months ago

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heron puppet wip 3

#the boy and the heron #ghibli #not especially articulate but it's more of a walking puppet than anything #the eyes do move but not in a cool way just in a practical one #space inside is too small for moving eyes

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bean-spring · 28 days ago

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Hot take and not to be a killjoy or the shipping police but people treating Viktor or Jinx's aroace headcanons as if they were canon is not the revolutionary take people think it is.

Headcanons are always all right but we have to acknowledge that they are somehow damaging when they apply to stereotypes. It might not be the case for everyone but most of the time people unconsciously assume that disability/mental illness=asexuality. These headcanons erase the freedom of attraction from people who are already seen as unable to have sexual/romantic experiences/desires, when it's completely untrue and harmful.

You can headcanon Viktor and Jinx as aroace, but I have seen people changing their minds once Viktor is no longer disabled (s2 with all of his other forms) and Jinx is no longer as mentally ill (alternate universe Powder). And it speaks wonders of how people see these characters.

"I never thought about Jinx being able to feel romantic/sexual attraction until s2!" To believe she's actually only capable of that when she's not "damaged" is incredibly disturbing. Especially since Jinx has always had a bit of a flirty personality too.

"I've always seen Viktor as asexual, I don't know why!" That's fine. You can headcanon him as ace. But I believe there is a reason behind it, most of the time, if for some inexplicable reason the "vibes" of the disabled character are making you think he's ace.

I say all of this being aroaspec myself, by the way. Headcanon all you want but going to people's posts commenting how "it's weird for you that they have romantic/sexual plots when they're clearly aroace" is not a win at all. It's a headcanon, after all, and it should be treated as such, and that's fine. But it also is damaging to spread stereotypes like these.

Of course the disabled character is asexual. Of course the mentally ill character is aromantic. It's not as revolutionary as you might think, tbh.

Fandom is not activism and it's all right to have any headcanons you want BUT some of them are filled with damaging stuff and perhaps we should look into ourselves more before treating these assumptions as something canon.

#i hope i didn't sound rude btw i am saying this respectfully and this is directed to the ones who push these hcs as canon #if you have your own theories and know abt aroace stereotypes but are respectful abt it this is not for you keep scrolling #i actually think showing jinx (who has been dehumanized by the fandom A LOT) in a romantic relationship is good for her character #and viktor letting himself be free and loving what he considered imperfections thanks to jayce at the end c'monnn they need to make love #tired of disabled characters being treated as babies and always hc them as aroace let them fuck #this being said i am aware there are more terms inside aroace etc etc etc and there are more ways of considering them aroace etc etc etc #this is NOT about that it's about being aware of how 'mmm it's the vibes!' argument does NOT work when it's stereotypes #it's like saying 'wow this robotic character is giving me autistic vibes idk why' LIKE CMON NOW WEFNEWLFNL YOU KNOW WHY #please don't cancel me i am giving my humble opinion as someone aroaspec #at the end of the day you can do whatever the fuck you want tbh #i'm not the shipping police here #arcane #viktor arcane #jinx arcane #jayvik #timebomb

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gwyoi · 9 months ago

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Freaks that are about to have crazy gay sex

#gwon #when squidward puts his nose inside one of spongebobs holes.

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monzterzack · 2 years ago

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you know what, i am right and im tired of pretending i am not

#excuse my furry twitter account #but ive been holding this one inside for a long while now #steven universe

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skyberia · 1 year ago

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workarounds to having a vampire as your partner in crime

#baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #astarion #néphos #bg3 tav #doodles #néphos used to do crimes for profit pre-game so i like to think that post-game they recruit astarion into it #dnd rules say ''can't enter a residence without an invitation from one of the occupants''#technically. if you squint. someone who's inside the building is an occupant. Break-ins for murder may continue

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demigods-posts · 11 months ago

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i don't know man. but sometimes i think about percy breaking the news to nico that his sister's dead. and nico plummetting into depression, screaming at the boy he once thought of as a hero to die. and percy watching this ten-year-old disappear into the shadows mid sobbing. and percy's shaking and traumatized and exhausted. but he forces that pain down his throat and accepts the role as the prophecy kid so nico has a chance to create a future he wants. while percy's is set in stone. and i don't know man.

#like poor baby #you shouldn't have had to make a sacrifice like that #and poor nico getting the only sense of permanence he had ripped from him in a matter of weeks #and each breath he takes is a reminder of all the ones bianca won't get to #and then i die inside #percy jackson and the olympians #pjo #pjo text post #percy jackson #nico di angelo #pjo spoilers

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wanderingcritter · 8 months ago

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god gives his most niche fandoms to his most autistic warriors