#No Luck Duck

[flowtus143]

Just My Luck

“What’s that there?

With spiky hair

And claws and fangs

That rip and tear.”

“Just my luck.”

Said good ol’ Puck.

“And he’s coming this way.”

Exclaims the duck.

“Oh yay! Oh yay!

My lucky day!

Big Grizz is eating

Some duck today!”

Grizz is unaware

That Puck doesn’t care

When he draws closer

Puck shouts “Woah there, bear!”

[cryptocollectibles]

Wild Animals #1 (December 1982) by Pacific Comics

Written and drawn by Jim Engel, Larry Gonick, Rick Geary, Scott Shaw!, Sergio Aragones, George Erling, and Brian Narelle, cover by Scott Shaw.

[weirdglassthing]

We are SO ducked.

[tiger-balm]

trevor and kniesy discuss the "unique" anthem

[surreal-duck]

doodles for my sanity

[kathyrealmstales]

Sneak peek into next art ;)

[mello-hello]

What fucks me up about Neds death is he didn't have any reason to be there. Duck and Aubrey were fated or whatever to go to Sylvain and get wrapped up in all this but Ned just happened to see barclay in the forest, accidentally hit the gate with his car that night, anything had changed and Ned would have lived because he never would have met Aubrey and Duck. He wouldn't have died thinking everyone hated him. But then Ned wouldn't have been loved. There'd be no Statue of Ned, no "Last Episode of Saturday Night Dead" playing, Aubrey and Ned wouldn't have found a family in each other. Im gonna be sick about this arc. Ned Chicane the character ever.

[mulatto-macchiato]

Splashing along a babbling brook,

The boys spot a duck with a curious look.

Quacking softly, she waddled her feet,

She had little ducklings for them to meet!

Rain or Shine AU -> @crabsnpersimmons

Crabs, come get your boys. They're making friends with the local wildlife, again. I'm not complaining, though. <3

Mallory Mallard and her ducklings are here for some duck-gone fun!

"QUACKQUACKQUACK"

I'm making it up to them for all the boop-on boop violence I subjected them to.

[superbat-lmao]

Alfred takes his first vacation 9 months after Jason comes to stay at the manor. He’s in England for two weeks visiting friends and traveling through his old homeland.

Jason and Bruce are home alone with each other and Jason has really only started to get comfortable. It’s a long two weeks, but they make it through.

When he comes back, he gives Jason a small souvenir he brought back with him and Jason asks him a million and one questions about how it went and who he saw. Alfred laughs and says that for Jason’s spring break the two of them should take a trip there together. They could go see some plays or the royal ballet or even visit some of the castles. Jason is a little stunned at the idea but is very excited. He asks if Alfred ever took Bruce or Dick.

Alfred says that neither of them had a particular interest in some of the things he did, but that they took other trips together. Jason ask if he’ll get to meet some of Alfred’s friends from the service or if he can see where Alfred went to school or any one of a hundred other questions.

Jason’s nervous when it’s finally time to go to England but Alfred tells him Bruce offered to drop them off in the batplane so they wouldn’t have to take public transit. It’s also so Bruce can say goodbye at the absolute last minute. Because it’s only a week, but Jason’s only been with him about a year and been formally adopted less than half that time.

So Alfred shows him as much as he can. They go to the theater and Alfred takes Jason to his favorite play. They go to the ballet together, visit some castles, it’s peaceful in a way Gotham isn’t. And for how used to the city Jason is, Alfred brings him down to a steadier pace.

They have a lot of fun and Jason only ignores directions once on account of not being able to hear him too well when they’re taking the tube in London, which is easily forgiven.

Jason asks Alfred about other holidays he took in Europe, or the other countries he’s traveled to. It’s when Jason himself really begins to open up about his life on the streets or living with Willis or Catherine. Alfred is sharing so many stories with him that Jason slowly starts to reciprocate.

Alfred introduces Jason to two of his old friends, one who owns a pub and tries to let Jason have a sip of beer and the other whose wife runs a shop that Jason picks out souvenirs for Bruce and Dick from.

When it’s time for Bruce to come pick them up, Jason asks if they’ll come back. Not on all of Alfred’s vacations, but on shorter ones together. Alfred says he would be delighted to do so.

[i-miss-breathing]

Gladstones plight is too well written for a fucking Disney comic character I’m

Like he loves being lucky but he also haaates being lucky and he’s way too privileged to hate the privilege but he’s bored and lonely and is literally incapable of putting effort into basically anything and it’s not even entirely that he willingly relies on his luck because it’s not like he can just turn it off but also like he doesn’t really want to put effort into anything because he doesn’t have too and basically just his struggle is so well written. Too well done. I’m.

[bugisbonkerz]

lesley knew she was onto something when she trapped duck in mating season and pride month and put him with a guy he can’t stop looking at

[michimonie]

Anyone think Gladstone Gander would be jealous of Good Luck Bear?

Gladstone: What do you mean you can just "turn it off???"

[rat-creates]

How dare you return to me after all you've done? Tell me Judas, why do you pray?

[screams-aesteticly]

Why is the quality so bad😭

[cannotandwillnotrest]

so it's common knowledge that these two share a voice actor, right?

but dig a little deeper. remember the ducktales 2017 reboot? and that one pink character in fairly oddparents? yeah, same guy.

then if we wanna go just a little more niche, there are these characters too.

alongside a couple older classics as well.

and that's nowhere near all of his voice roles. in conclusion, ladies and gentlemen, tom kenny.

[usertransducks]

sorry if someone has already posted it but here’s the silent comic Fethry and a Surprise for the Head

[INDUCKS]

Note: The original sign says “Slurpy Easter Eggs: In one in a million hides a diamond!” and the sign in Fethry’s imagination says “Slurpy Easter Eggs: In one in a million find poor Fethry’s hat.”