#No I do not

[atlantablack]

me binging fic for a new fandom for two weeks straight and then having the audacity to be surprised at myself when my brain hands me a plot -> 🫠🫠🫠🫠

[kangals]

me: oh boy I sure am glad I’m finally getting a puppy in a few weeks from now, now I just need to do lots of preparing and planning for when I get him later :)

breeder: hey do you want to pick him up in fuckin. 2 days.

[petitesmafia]

the ADA and Port Mafia being in conflict is actually so unserious bc they run into each other pretty often so it’s like. if I see you on the weekend I’ll let it slide but if we cross paths Monday morning at 8am prepare to BATTLE

[surgicalsequels]

something something I play a lot of chess.com at school and a series of conversational events led to me thinking about this chucklefuck absolutely hating my habit of getting into the most scooby-doo-chase, impossible to resolve purgatorial ass checkmate chases in chess. good news is he can be easily clobbered. I made this in 5 minutes flat okay

[hatchetmanofficial]

Wait kind of pet names does Stitches give to MC? Alan's is "Doe-eyes and Carver's is "Guiena pig" so what is Stitches'?

That's a good question.

[miserymisume]

computer

she makes a very bad noise when active

kill computer

silence computer

[draconym]

Me: posts in bird rehoming facebook group asking if anyone has a tame senior cockatiel that needs a new home

Seemingly the entire group in my DMs: do you want to buy my untame backyard bred baby cockatiels

[dujour13]

In light of that previous post (and thank you @archduke-enver-gortash for the honor) I feel I need to apologize. I’m so wrong about Woljif. Like on my own planet. For the fic writer who probably floods his tag the most that’s kind of bad and it’s crazy to me that no one’s sent me testy anons (yet). (btw please don’t I’m sensitive.) In my defense I do try to stay true to the essential Woljifness I love so much but:

In my head and now in a LOT of comms he’s blue. Entirely my fault. In his game portrait my boy is very definitely purple.

I had in my mind for a long time that his Cha was 8. Had to reload the game to check and it’s 10. Did my boy dirty.

Also for a long time I thought the outcome of his final quest depended on dialogue choices throughout the previous acts but was wrong about that. It only depends on choices during the final quest itself. (That would have been cool though. And also potentially frustrating.)

In the game he’s Calistrian but in my head he doesn’t think about the gods much at all except to feel ignored by them, and in my fic he attracts the attention of Shelyn, which somewhat corresponds with the Romance Mod at least.

My hc Woljif is not a virgin even though that’s apparently canon, based on one dialogue with evil!Arue.

It did finally dawn on me that my hc Woljif is demi. I hc’ed that he had some sub-par experiences before Sia and wasn’t really into it. Sia just hit all the right buttons.

My hc Woljif is a teetotaler which also contradicts canon.

Anyway I love him dearly in all his various forms in all his various universes and I hope the fandom forgives me for it & also for flooding his tag

[happilyhadesbound]

mum and i started The Wrong Mans earlier today and i just put on Yonderland on the TV and she asked "Do you ever watch anything with other people in it anymore?"

[zeep-xanflorp]

peter capaldi looks more like rick sanchez than rick sanchez

[oakspice]

rebuilding your mods folder from nothing is so brutal and tedious.. i have not played in a such a long time most of my cc was broken and/or i was never using to begin with and now starting from scratch i am realizing the difference between 80gb of cc and 8gb of cc..

[twinliches]

Wait what's your work?

i am a delegate to the United Nations! i have two mandates from two different jobs - one for outer space technology and sustainable development to the 4th Committee of the General Assembly from the space agency, and one from the foreign ministry for meaningful youth participation to the 3rd Committee of the General Assembly.

in summary my job is just....un committee

[aminiyard]

i am not immune to honkai star rail’s women………

[tsandoll]

guysss,, might make some changes to my blog but idk yet,,, trying not to be impulsive,,, but my dome is going 😖

[lunatic-in-disguise]

What is Love?

A three word phrase that everyone seems to have a different answer to.

Does that mean, someone is right while everyone else is living a life of falsehood?

Does one person know the true secrets of love while everyone else flounders in their false sense of knowledge?

Or is everyone right?