#Ninja Brian fanfiction

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"Leftovers" A Tale from the Scrolls of NSP

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🦃Happy Thanksgiving! 🦃

In honor of this wonderful holiday, I cooked up some nice, delicious fanfiction.

....Well, delicious is a... peculiar way to describe this fic.

Anyway....

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Summary: On Thanksgiving Night, Ninja Brian walks up to the doorstep of his greatest enemies: The Samurai Abstinence Patrol. He's not here to kill them, but to give them delicious Thanksgiving leftovers instead! WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG? Spoilers: Everything.

Word count: 6238 words

Rating: Mature

Tags: One Shot, Humor, Horror, Action, Canon-divergent, Body Horror, Implied Death, Vomiting/Emetophobia, Gore, Hellraiser-styled Resurrection

Content warning for nudity, gore, vomit, descriptions of certain body parts, some body horror, and boners.

What won't be in this fic is smut. If you're looking for that... uh... go find a different fic.

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Today was a good day to be the Samurai Abstinence Patrol.

The streets were bustling and no one was busting a nut.

The only thing that was getting plowed was the recent snowfall.

And the only kind of tits that were exposed to the cold air were the small songbirds. Particularly the tufted titmouse.

There wasn't just a lack of premarital sex; there was a lack of any sexual activity.

And why would there be? Today was Thanksgiving.

To most of the population of the United States of America, it was a time of togetherness and being thankful for what you have.

To the Samurai Abstinence Patrol, it was their day off.

Every year, the time-warped duo relax in their one story home, usually playing video games and painting portraits of their garden.

....but they always had a feeling that this peace would not last.

Especially when their arch nemeses were Ninja Sex Party.

The two spandex-clad men were the pure antithesis of the values that the samurai held.

The one in black, Ninja Brian, killed his opponents without mercy and disrespected their corpses.

The one in blue... was a different kind of evil.

He not only had numerous amounts of premarital sex, but he caused the catalyst that led to Arin Neverbone and Samurai Barry catapulting themselves to the strange place called "Tokyo, New Jersey".

They could still remember it. The mysterious hole being torn through the sky. The visions of that man's lecherous acts filling and corrupting the minds of the village people. Just the very sight of his testicles formed riots against the Tokugawa shogunate and their noble samurai.

To the people of the city of Tokyo, New Jersey, he was known as "Danny Sexbang". But to the Samurai Abstinence Patrol and the village of Furuya, Japan as a whole, they only knew him by one name.

"Kōgan akuma"

The Testicle Devil.

And no matter what, he would always find a way to shove his horny energy into any situation, both metaphorically and literally.

Especially during Thanksgiving.

....However, this year was different.

There was a distinct lack of Ninja Sex Party-esque shenanigans in town.

No one was murdered.

No object, woman, or mime was boned.

Not even a sighting at the Boner Time Bar.

It almost seemed too good to be true... and this put the Samurai Abstinence Patrol on high alert.

The two samurai took turns examining the neighborhood for any salacious activity, so far yielding no results.

On the eighteenth hour it was Barry's turn to investigate, leaving Arin Neverbone alone in HQ.... which meant another attempt at "Battle Kid: Fortress of Peril".

Perhaps this time, he would be able to defeat the Lotus Guardian.

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Fifty-eight minutes had past and no progress had been made.

He couldn't tell how many times he had died anymore, nor did he care.

The taste of victory was being dangled at Arin like a carrot, and he would only get a slight taste of it before it got yanked away from him.

Not this time. This time, he will-

*DING DONG!*

The doorbell rang, killing not only the pink samurai's concentration, but the titular Battle Kid once more.

His patience snapped.

"FUAAAAAAAAAACK!"

Arin Neverbone slammed down the controller and stomped towards the front door, ready to beat the intruder senselessly.

"NANDESHOU??!"

It was Ninja Brian, wearing a football jersey-esque tee that said "Today is Football" over his black shirt.

He was holding multiple clear plastic containers.

Arin readied his bow and arrow as he felt his chi manifesting into a pair of wings.

<Ninja Brian is not here to fight you.> The ninja telepathically communicated to the hostile samurai.

Each of the containers was labelled in black marker. "Turkey", "Cranberry Sauce", "Mashed Potatoes", "Stuffing", "Green Beans", "Gravy"...

<Ninja Brian made a lot of Thanksgiving leftovers. Danny was busy...>

Ninja Brian rolled his eyes.

<....."doing things", so Ninja Brian had to have Thanksgiving over with his wife and kid.>

"Waifu?" Arin slowly put down his bow.

<There's a lot you don't know about Ninja Brian.>

<Talking with your mouth rather than your fists will do wonders on your shitty social life.>

Arin Neverbone's puzzled expression hasn't left his face.

"Watashitachiha iwaimasen."

<This is not a Thanksgiving gift. Consider these leftovers as a sort of peace offering from the both of us.>

The ninja rested a hand on Arin's shoulder. It was strange to see Brian with an expression other than intense blood lust.

Something was off.

"Kore mo anata no jaakuna sakuryaku no hitotsudeshou ka?"

<....Wow. We were actually trying to be nice to you right now and this is how you respond? Accusing us of plotting vengeance against you after last week's "incident"?>

Arin stifled a laugh; the memory of watching Ninja Brian scrambling around and being chased by zombies was still fresh in his mind.

".....Gomen."

<Yeah you better be sorry, you dick.> Ninja Brian shoved the containers into the pink samurai's arms.

<Enjoy the rest of your night.>

Arin watched as Ninja Brian walked away from the house and faded into the shadows, leaving the pink samurai alone on the doorstep and holding containers of thanksgiving leftovers.

Confused about what just happened, he walked back inside with the food in tow.

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It was now 1900 hours.

The stout, armored body of Samurai Barry entered the house, unbothered despite walking in 32 degree snowy weather.

"Mada ano hentai futari ga mitsukaranai." the green samurai muttered, satisfied by the lack of Ninja Sex Party in the area.

"Ninja ga watashitachi no genkan ni imashita."

"Eh?" Barry perked up at the mention of ninjas. "Dochiradeshita ka? Aodesu ka, soretomo kurodesu ka?"

".....kuro. Kare wa ore ni kono tabemono o zenbu kuremashita."

Samurai Barry returned to his calm, blank expression, before slowly shifting into one full of curiosity.

Ninja Brian? Giving food? To them?

He looked over towards the chabudai, a low Japanese dining table. Multiple containers of food were resting on top of it.

"Shikashi, naze?"

"Heiwa no sasagemono." the ambivalent pink samurai explained, looking at the containers as well.

Ninja Brian wasn't known to hand out peace offerings like this. Or any form of peace for that matter.

....Unless?

"Kōgan akuma-?"

Arin shook his head.

The two samurai looked at each other. Then at the food. Then back to each other.

An awkward silence permeated the area, until the buff pink one decided to chime in.

"Kono tabemono o muda ni suru koto wa dekimasen."

Barry initially wanted to protest against eating the food, but the last time he ate was 6 hours ago, and he was starting to feel hungry after all that patrolling...

"*sigh*... mochiron." the green samurai relented.

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After heating up the leftovers, the two samurai placed them in really nice plates and wooden bowls and set them on their low table.

The smell of spices and aromatics permeated the area, causing Arin to give in to his primal instincts and began to feast.

He snatched a turkey leg and tore it apart with his teeth.

Despite being reheated bird meat, it was juicy and flavorful.

Across from him, Samurai Barry was brewing some tea. He has yet to touch any of the leftovers.

"Naze tabenai nodesu ka?" Arin looked at Barry, confused as to why he hasn't eaten anything yet.

"Ocha ga ire owaru made wa." The green samurai pointed at his teapot.

"AUUUGH. Ocha no koto nante wasurete, nanika tabe nasai yo!" The pink samurai was exasperated. This was not the best time for Barry to be his patient, unwavering self.

"Ocha ga ire owaru made wa."

"Ocha ga ire owaru made wa." Arin mocked his compatriot, "Sore wa itsudesu ka? Tabemono ga sameta tokidesu ka?"

Barry rolled his eyes. Arin was inhaling the turkey like he was a part of an eating competition.

"Hrgh. Chinko no fukuro o tabe ni itte kudasai." Barry cursed as he picked up the wooden spoon to get a scoop full of mashed potatoes.

Meanwhile, Arin finished the last of the turkey. He looked over the table to find more, but he couldn't find any.

What he did find was some sort of red, can-shaped substance with the size of a coffee tin.

He poked, hypnotized by its jiggling motions.

Arin grabbed a small piece of the jelly and put it in his mouth. It was sweet, but also had some tart notes.

"Myummmm~"

"Korehanandesuka?" Arin Neverbone leaned over to his good friend, curious about the ruby red delicacy.

"Soreha… Cranberry Sauce."

"Cranberry Sauce...." His eyes sparkled with wonder, making him grab more of the canned sauce product with his bare hands.

Barry, meanwhile, was having the opposite reaction to the mashed potatoes.

In the past eight years of living in Tokyo, New Jersey, the Samurai Abstinence Patrol still haven't fully accustomed themselves to the culture and norms present there, but they had an easier time with understanding the kinds of foods and dishes served in that country.

Thanksgiving dinner was a first for them, though. They only knew what the food should be like from advertisements.

Mashed potatoes were supposed to be fluffy and creamy not.... like the texture of gravel.

"Fudan wa kon'na kanji no ajidesu ka?"

"Mmph. Osoraku beikudopoteto de tsukura reta monoda to omoimasu." Arin replied, explaining away the odd texture as he kept shoveling more cranberry sauce in his foodhole.

Before the green samurai could swallow the potatoes, he felt a weird crawling sensation in his mouth.

Was it a bug?

Barry paused and slowly masticated on the substance to make sure.

No movement.

Reassured that he couldn't feel any bugs in his mouth, he kept chewing on the grainy potatoes..... only for it to squirm again.

Barry spat out the mashed potatoes onto the plate in disgust.

"Nanika ga ugoita!" he exclaimed, pointing at the slop.

Arin froze mid-chew, cranberry sauce dripping off his chin.

Skepticism was soon forming on his face, but not for long.

On Barry's plate, the blob of chewed up mashed potatoes began to pulsate like a slime mold. Little tendrils emerged and began touching the surface of the plate until the substance was able to slowly push itself forward.

Before long, it gained enough speed to slither off the plate. The strange blob crawled across the table until it reached its destination:

The bowl of mashed potatoes.

The form reached out to the rest of the off-white mush.

Without warning, the contents of the bowl came to life and devoured the smaller globule, startling the two samurai.

It slurped back inside the bowl and went still for a brief moment... before it began to ripple.

Five bubbles began to emerge from the mass and swelled until they popped, revealing thin, writhing tubes. They bloated and stretched into finger-like appendages before dividing themselves into three distinct pieces.

The squishy, granular texture solidified and hardened as the forms gained more detail, turning what started off as shapeless pillars of mashed potatoes into the finger bones of a human being.

Arin and Barry's eyes widened in disbelief.

"Korehanani no majutsudesu ka???" Arin shrilled as the two men jumped out of their seats. Barry's short-tempered compatriot stumbled around as he grabbed his bow and arrow and readied himself.

"Matte." The green samurai lowered Arin's bow and arrow while analyzing the mush from a safe distance.

The phalanges were raising upwards. Another set of pillars emerged, morphed, and hardened into another set of finger bones. More of the mashed potatoes bubbled near the pillars, forming strategically placed bits of calcium to create....

A hand.

With four, thin delicate fingers... and one stubby thumb.

"Iya… soreha murida…" Arin was in a state of denial. There was no valid reason as to why one of their worst enemies was coming out of their food.

The hand was propelled upward with the white mush as it began to form the long twisting forms of the radius and ulna, followed by the humerus.

While the skull began to form, the cranberry sauce sprung to life and began to coat the hand. The mush solidified into strings of muscle, nerves, and blood vessels, wrapping and connecting the lifeless bones.

The arm twitched and started to move, pulling the rest of the mashed potatoes with it as it crawled towards the sauce. A second pair of fingers emerged, erupting into a second arm while the other one gained more muscle.

Sitting and watching was no longer an option.

"Jigoku ni ochiro!!" Arin roared as he fired a bow at the abomination's newly formed head, exploding it into mashed potato goo....

....for a brief second.

The skull reformed rather quickly; the splatters rubbernecking back into the familiar shape before refining its features.

The jawline, the scar on the right side of his face where his eyebrows would be, the indentation of the chin...

There is no mistaking this skeleton for anyone else now.

"KŌGAN AKUMA! Akuma yo, moto no basho e kaere!!"

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Arin Neverbone charged forth with his katana as he unleashed his battle cry, fueled by the determination of making this corpse stay a corpse.

Unfortunately, the two samurai are dealing with Danny Sexbang, who was considered by many as the toughest ninja in the world.

A slowly regenerating Danny Sexbang, but it was him nonetheless.

The emerging skeleton rolled himself off the table with the cranberry sauce, causing the potato mixture to splosh wildly. As the clavicle and scapula took shape, the long streaks of white ooze morphed and hardened into the leg bones and the spine. Meanwhile, the larger splash-like shapes wrapped around the spine, forming the ribcage and pelvis.

Just as the two samurai were about to ambush the incomplete man, the rest of the cranberry sauce fell flat onto the skull.

They froze in place, holding their weapons high in the air.

"Aah, Kuso..."

Danny didn't need a translator to know that the Samurai Abstinence Patrol were simultaneously shitting their pants.

Or ears for that matter.

Not when he has been trained to feel the life energy surrounding him.

The rouge goo consumed his skull and rushed down his neck before coating the rest of his skeletal frame. A little bit of the sludge slorped inside the rib cage while the rest began to spread to his arms. Most of the slime was turning into muscle fibers, but some of them bloated and stretched inside the outer film, turning into various organs.

He could already feel some of his senses coming back. Eyes emerged from empty sockets while his hearing system was in the process of reconstructing itself.

His brain formed soon after, reconnecting his lost senses.

He now knew where he was, but...

How the hell am I gonna get out of here?

The two samurai charged at Danny as he crawled around with whatever upper body strength he had right now. Globules of slime dripped down from the neck area as it began to reform his lungs.

From the outsider looking in, he looked like he was in agonizing pain. In reality, his otherworldly regenerative abilities were anesthetizing his entire body, causing him to feel nothing but a strange, tingling sensation.

However, the regeneration induced numbness can only last so long before it wears off. He had no choice but to fight.

As the green samurai rushed in to try to break down the still regenerating muscles in his legs, Danny rolled his eyeballs back to his skull and focused on his chi.

The world was black again as he saw the green aura of Samurai Barry. Spiritually, Danny's body was all intact.

Especially his amazing penis.

With his confidence reinvigorated, the regenerating corpse stimulated his own spiritual energy simply by having a single horny thought about girls.

Particularly one involving that hot blonde he saw on TV the other day.

He felt the familiar warmth of his chi emerging from deep inside him and concentrated it to his eyes.

Now... build up...

A bright blue form that vaguely looked like his junk glowed in front of his loins, pulsing with warmth. The energy slowly raised up through his body until they were finally at where he wants them to be.

...and RELEASE!

Danny's eyes sparkled with energy as he fired a concentrated ocular beam towards Barry's sword, causing it to fly off his hands and into the ceiling.

"Kuso ~tsu..." The green samurai cursed in a hushed tone. He tried pulling it out, but the katana was lodged in the ceiling's drywall.

If I had vocal chords right now, I would be laughing my ass off.

The growing leg muscles finally connected to his feet, giving him enough strength to finally pick himself back u-

"SHINE, KŌGAN AKUMA!!"

Arin Neverbone lunged out towards the still regenerating man with a surprise attack.

Frightened, Danny opened his jaw and released some kind of high-pitched screech from his newly formed airpipe.

This caught the pink samurai off guard, causing him to drop all of his arrows and pratfall from one of them.

The corpse burst into fits of laughter. It was shrill and hyena-like; a complete departure from Danny's usual dulcet tenor, but he didn't care. His own prophecy had been fulfilled.

Offended, Arin tried to get back up once more.... only to trip on yet another arrow.

The cacophony of cackles continued, gradually lowering in pitch as the vocal folds continued to rebuild.

"Naze kisama wa waratte iru nodesu ka?!" the man lashed back upon being laughed at by a slimy, squeaky voiced zombie.

A slimy, squeaky voiced zombie that was now starting to stand up, towering the samurai with a fragile ego.

Danny's facial muscles were bursting from the oozing red slime and began to attach themselves to his skull, revealing more and more of his smile.

Arin has had enough.

"DAMARE!!!!!"

Using his chi, Danny pulled the energy to his diaphragm, not only allowing him to unleash a longer scream, but to not put stress on his throat and, by extension, his vocal chords.

Because his larynx was still regenerating, he was limited to a slightly smaller range. Any attempt to go beyond that would strain his pipes and result in utter defeat.

Arin was resisting the overwhelming push of the sonic burst, walking towards the corpse with a burning fury.

He threw off the top of his gi, revealing a chubby yet muscular physique. Pink energy in the shape of a heart pulsed in his chest as he began to manifest wing shaped constructs from his exposed back.

He slowly pulled out his katana from his gi pants, preparing to strike again.

Shit.... this isn't enough...

Danny took in another breath.

Alright, you douchey cockblocker. Looks like I'm gonna have to shred my voice after all.

Note to self... brew tea later.

He pulled more chi into his vocal chords, duplicating his own voice to create a polyphonic choir.

As Arin Neverbone rushed towards his opponent, Danny released a barrage of noise, pushing the samurai further away but still not stopping his resolve.

Danny's eyes darted around the room, trying desperately to find something that will help turn the tides in his favor. Thankfully, he didn't have to wait very long; a sharp fluctuation in pitch alerted him that his Adam's apple was reforming.

Oh HELLO, lower octaves! What took you so long?

As Danny's voice began to readjust itself, he slowly expanded the range of his choir ability, raising and lowering the pitch of the vocal copies while they gained more timbre.

The pink samurai continued to press forward, but something was making the simple act of standing on two feet difficult. He felt the earth below his feet rumbling, slowly growing more violent as Danny's lower register reemerged.

Once Arin Neverbone started to wobble, the slender songbird let loose a powerful holler, causing his enemy to lose his balance and slide across the wooden floor.

Meanwhile, Samurai Barry, after numerous failed attempts, succeeded in freeing the katana from of the drywall.

"He~tsu. Wakatta yo."

Sadly, his victory was short-lived. His compatriot was skidding towards the green samurai... and he only had a few brief moments to react.

CRASH!

The two men collided with each other and slammed against the wall of their clean house.

...correction. Formerly clean house.

A picture frame fell on top of one of them and shattered.

"Ha HA! Thath's whath happhens when you messth wipth me, shit-for-brains!" Danny crowed as his tongue finished mending, "....God I missed hearing myself speak."

By now, all of his muscles have finally formed and what little fat pads he had were almost complete. There's only one part left to regenerate.

The deep red slime covering his body tightened around his slim yet muscular frame and solidified into pale skin. He saw moles and scars reappear and his nails growing out from his smooth form.

The bald, naked form of Danny Sexbang now stood before the battered samurai, looking like he just came out from the pods from The Matrix.

It wouldn't be for long; a violent tug from his head broke his concentration and almost made him stumble. Thick, curly tresses fell onto his face.

Danny pulled some of the loose curls away from his visage to get a better view of his lithe figure.

A cocky smile emerged from his lips.... that quickly shifted to confusion.

Upon instinctively tracing his form, he was still perplexed by how he was still hairless. His body hair should've been regrowing by now, especially since every part of him had been regenerated.

.....right?

Danny's free hand traveled down to his crotch.

He froze, looking like he just realized that he left his wallet at home.

"....Where's my dick?"

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The two samurai looked down.

The area where Danny's junk should be was now a bloody, bite-mark shaped flesh wound with what appears to be the hole of a fleshy tube. It was almost like he was a jelly filled donut... and someone took a big bite out of him.

They looked around the dining room. There was no more cranberry sauce left on the plate.

Barry, upon realizing what just happened, looked over to his partner in crime in disgust.

"Naze."

"eh?" Arin titled his head, oblivious to what he did.

"ughhh... bakane…" Barry covered his face with his hand. He forgot that Arin was sometimes dumber than bricks.

His partner gestured to Danny's wound, then pointed to Arin's mouth.

The conclusion still hadn't reached the pink samurai... until something began to stir in his stomach.

"Ah..... phuack......" he wrapped his arms around his body. Something was squirming inside and it was trying to climb out.

The nausea was starting to sink in.

A normal person would try to hold it in and make a beeline towards the bathroom and expel the contents, but Arin was no ordinary man.

He was a samurai.

By running away, he would be going against his own code.

He didn't care that he was fighting a piece of cranberry sauce that was actually his opponent's genitals.

A samurai fights until the bitter end and a samurai never changes his path, and if Danny gets his junk back, they're screwed.

Arin used all the muscles in his digestive system to prevent the throbbing slime from exiting his digestive tract, but it just kept fighting.

It punched and kicked its way through his stomach and up his esophagus, causing him to double over in pain.

He tried swallowing it back down. It wouldn't relent.

He tried stuffing his face with food to keep it busy. The food just kept getting pushed out of his mouth.

He tried drinking tea to wash it down. Samurai Barry blocked his comrade with his blade and an angry scowl, and handed him a bottle of water instead.

Even then, this did nothing. Arin spewed out the water before it could make it to the slowly emerging blob.

There had to be something, anything, to stop this monstrosity from exiting his own body.

That's when he saw it. The wooden spoon that Barry used to scoop the mashed potatoes with.

"Kamisama, tasuketekudasai..."

With one last prayer, He shoved the handle of the wooden spoon down his throat, avoiding any area that would trigger his gag reflex, to make sure the lone slime wouldn't be able reunite with its father. So far, it was working.

He continued to battering ram the goo down his esophagus, spewing out chimp-like noises in the process, when...

"HURAK!"

The handle accidentally grazed the back of his throat, causing him to projectile vomit a large, beer can shaped blob of deep red goo and the wooden spoon straight at Danny.

The limber ninja got smacked in the head by the spoon and fell, but before he could hit the ground, the slime managed to make contact with his body and landed on his chest. The cold sludge trickled down Danny's naked form before finally stopping at his loins and lodging itself into the wound.

"Ackghuh...! There it is!" his voice strained.

A sharp jolt made him wince, but the familiar tingles of regenerative numbness soon took over. Due to how sensitive his bits were, slime gestated them inside a thin veil of cranberry covered goo.

Barry closed his eyes immediately as the familiar forms of Danny's junk began to take shape. Arin, however, took longer to react. He was still recovering from the recent regurgitation as he curled himself into a ball.

Barry, with eyes still shut and a desire to not have his friend get harmed even further, used his chi to find Arin's body. He lifted him up with his stout muscles and proceeded to take him to the bathroom.

Danny, meanwhile, was not paying attention to either samurai. He was more focused on his privates, watching intensively as he saw all the parts grow and reconstitute themselves.

He didn't care that it was gonna hurt like hell afterwards.

He just wanted to make sure his prized possessions came back correctly.

Sure enough, they did.

Once his parts was reconstructed, the slime started to shift in texture and color, wrapping and shifting to turn into the skin that covered the shaft of his scepter and cradled his family jewels.

His genitalia, now fully formed, succumbed to gravity and plopped onto the wooden floor.

Danny beamed as he got off the ground, happy to see his junk dangling between his legs again.

He grasped the hilt of his mighty sword.

At last, he was whole once more.

"Welcome back, Excalibur."

Suddenly, a thick burst of curls erupted all around the base of his blade, spooking the slender fellow as it expanded outward to his inner thighs. His balls followed suit, growing sparse hairs all over his sack.

"Aaaaand welcome back, 70s bush." Danny's smile drooped to a slight grimace.

Regeneration was making his nuts work overtime, pumping his body full of testosterone. Like clockwork, the rest of his body hair emerged; the various strands squeezed out of his skin in various lengths and thicknesses like clay being pushed through a mold.

Danny was especially happy to see his chest hair grow back, celebrating by tracing circles around the congregation of curls on his sternum with his two slender fingers.

It might not be the thick pelt that one of his heroes, David Lee Roth, had, but it gave his slender build a more masculine edge.

"Yep. We're soooooo back, baby." Danny purred.

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Before Danny could succumb to his chemically boosted libido, he slapped himself across the face.

"Focus, Sexbang! This is no time to start touching yourself! You need to get the hell out of douchebag HQ!"

The naked man walked towards the door, but just as he was about to leave his eyes wandered towards the table.... or whatever was left of it.

Surrounding the piles of splattered food and broken plates was a traditional Japanese tea set, completely unscathed.

He touched the teapot. It was still warm!

Danny's voice was still shot from all the screaming he had to do and the regenerative numbness was going to wear off soon.

He could wait till he got home and get the pain out of the way, or...

Danny poured himself a cup of the herbal tea. The grassy scent of matcha hit his nostrils as he chugged down the contents. The slightly bitter taste made him shiver a little, but the sweet, familiar taste of honey made swallowing the concoction a lot easier.

This was exactly what he needed.

"Mmmm..." Danny hummed, rubbing his throat as he felt the warm tea slither down his esophagus.

The man paused. Despite being numb, he realized that the texture on the upper region of his neck seemed different.

It was courser and rougher, almost as if he hadn't shaved in a while and sprouted a neck beard in the process. Which could only mean one thing...

Danny's hands traveled upward to his face, feeling scruffy hairs on his lips and chin that extended towards his jawline before becoming scragglier and stopping at the highest part of his cheeks.

"Huh. Guess I grew a whole ass beard."

"...."

"If this is what happens when my head gets completely obliterated along with my body, then I should get my head destroyed more often! Makes growing mustaches and goatees a hell of a lot easier." he laughed as he took another swig of the tea.

"Well, I am gonna have a whole day trimming the hedges tomorrow, so f--k it. Might as well also make it the day I do some really stupid facial experi-"

*SCHWACK!*

Someone tackled the nude and distracted Danny onto the ground.

And that someone was a very pissed off Samurai Barry.

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"Man... you guys don't know when to quit..."

The short green samurai slammed his foot down onto his opponent's chest and squatted down.

Usually Barry's deep, blue eyes had a soul-piercing quality that came from his unwavering sense of justice and honor. Here, they were no different from Danny's ninja compatriot's; they were filled with rage and his black pupils were sharp like daggers.

With no other options, Danny pulled out his signature move.

"Oh, are you jealous by the fact that I can grow a sexier beard than you? Come on. You could've attacked me at any time... or are you scared to kill me 'cause I kicked more ass than both of you ever will?"

Danny was making a bluff check.

If there was one thing that Danny Sexbang was really good at, besides making love, it was improvisation.

Because of his long history with Dungeons and Dragons, he was able to weave complex tales on the spot and most of the time his charisma helped do all the heavy lifting.

Thanks to the recent burst of hormones, his gambit had some weight to it. Danny's beard was indeed thicker, fuller, and had covered more facial area than Barry's, albeit slightly patchy in the cheek region.

He even lowered his voice down an octave to not only highlight his more rugged appearance, but to make himself sound more macho to intimidate and emasculate the samurai.

All he needed was his opponent to believe him.

"Ore no ocha."

Unfortunately for Danny, Samurai Barry wasn't in the mood to humor his bluff and had bigger fish to fry.... like dealing with some asshole drinking his tea.

".....oh shit that was your te-?"

"Ore no ocha o nomimashita ne." Barry snarled, trying to hold back from completely ripping apart his opponent. He could've activated his chi and screamed at Danny until he was nothing but a pile of dust... but that wasn't the way of the warrior.

His death should be treated with respect... which means it was going to be swift and painless. And he was planning to make sure that his head will never reunite with his body ever again.

"Ohkaaaaaaay.... As much as I like to kick your ass, my own body is planning to kick my ass pretty soon, so how 'bout we-" Samurai Barry pressed his katana against Danny's throat.

"Anata dokoni mo ikimasen."

"Dude, come on! I just got these pipes back! Let a man rest first before he gets torn the f--k up."

Barry wasn't relenting. He turned to the side while he kept his foot on his opponent's chest and began to raise his blade.

"Anata o korosu mae ni nanika saigo ni iitai koto wa arimasu ka?"

Danny's eared perked up, a devious smile emerging from his face.

"Last words, hmm?"

His body was still deluged in the regeneration-induced influx of testosterone. It made him into a sexual firecracker that was ready to explode.

All he needed was something to ignite it... and the samurai foolishly gave him a window of opportunity to strike.

"Ok."

Danny took a deep breath as he mentally prepared himself to execute the plan.

".....Boobies." he said in his signature "sex voice", a deep and husky growl that oozed with hunger.

Barry, meanwhile, was confused.

"......boobies?"

That one word was enough for Danny's sex-obsessed brain to trigger a chain reaction of thoughts and images, stimulating not only his junk, but his chi in the process.

Even though the numbness was still present in his body, Danny felt the bubbly warmth of his mojo surge within his pelvis, causing his long mane to stand on end.

The brilliant blue energy began to flow upward, emerging from the base of Excalibur and steadily enveloping his shaft. Right as his mojo reached the tip of his blade, the bush surrounding it was ablaze with his lustful aura. His veins began to pump the mighty sword full of chi, expanding and springing it upward to its full, glorious length.

His testicles, Alpha and Omega, were bathed in the energy as well. Omega rumbled out pink vibrations, while its sibling, Alpha, was releasing small sparks of cyan colored electricity.

Danny's confidence, much like his schlong, swelled with fervor.

"OH, NOOOOOOOOH!"

By the time Barry realized what was happening, it was already too late.

With the energy building up inside his loins now reaching critical capacity, Danny pelvic thrusted upwards, unleashing a pleasure-filled shockwave that sent the green samurai flying across the dining room and crashing into a wall.

Danny got up from the floor, standing triumphant and satisfied, almost like he released a month's worth of pelvic frustration. His fellow Admiral Excalibur relaxed as the spiritual boost wore off.

"Well whatdya know! I just killed two birds with one stone. I kicked your ass and I don't have to clear my schedule for an impromptu 50 person orgy."

Barry, still reeling from being thrown against the wall and getting electrocuted, could only reply with a pained moan.

"I know, it's sad, but preparing an orgy like that takes a lot of planning,.... and sending out invitations..... and buying supplies....and it just turns the act of having sex with a lot of people into work. And nothing kills boners quite like boring ass work."

The samurai replies with a pained moan, again.

"Come on, dude! Look on the bright side. I didn't have to jerk off onto anything! Win for me, win for you."

Another pained moan completes the rule of three.

"Now, if you excuse me, I got some important business to attend to. ....And for once, it's not about masturbation."

Danny walks over to the door and leaves....

....before coming back once more.

"...oh, and one more thing. I hope you and Arin feel better. Sorry for... all of this."

The lanky man finally exited the wrecked house as Barry succumbed to his injuries and fell flat onto the floor.

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Danny bolted from SAP's headquarters and headed straight towards his place. He didn't care that he was running around the neighborhood buck naked at night. He was used to it.

Thank god it was just a block away...

Upon reaching his house, he frantically tried to open the door.

Son of a bitch... it's locked...

Danny looked around the house for any other potential openings, but they were locked too.

...wait what am I thinking? I still got the tingles.

Without hesitation, Danny ran towards the nearest window and crashed into it, landing on the dining room table. He shrugged off the various splinters and glass shards that were piercing his flesh.

Just a minor inconvenience... for now.

Danny's eyes locked onto the refrigerator. His junk was going hurt the hardest. Luckily, a nice ice pack to the nuts would make things... slightly bearable at best.

Or, in this case, a bag of frozen peas.

He went to the fridge, trying to locate the titular sack of chilled vegetable spheres.

Ninja Brian, ruthless asshole that he is, peeped out of the entertainment room, seeing a birthday suit donned Danny rummaging through the metal ice box.

<So, did you learn your lesson about not banging Ninja Brian's Thanksgi-?>

"YEAH YEAH I LEARNED MY LESSON I'M NOT GONNA F--K YOUR TURKEY ANYMORE WHERE'S THE FROZEN PEAS??"

<Freezer. Second Shelf.>

"THANKS MAN."

<Nice beard by the wa-.>

"NAH NAH NAH CAN'T HEAR YOU HAPPY THANKSGIVINGGGG!"

Danny ran down the hall to his room while Ninja Brian reluctantly resumed watching the halftime show. He slammed the door and leaped onto his bed, bag of frozen peas at the ready.

It was only a matter of time before the tingles wore off.

....and the time was now.

..........

Across the hall, Ninja Brian laid on the couch with pillows covering his ears, resisting the urge to murder the television. Not even a sax solo was going to make him feel better about the halftime show.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH!!"

Ninja Brian perked up.

Girly bloodcurdling screams reverberated through the hall and it showed no signs of stopping.

<Finally.... some good f--king music.>

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le FIN

[zombolouge]

Self-rec time! What are your favorite five fics that you've written and why? After replying to this ask, pass on to five other writers to spread the love. 💗

THANK YOU, BABE KESLA.

Let's see, my fave fics that I've written...in order of least-to-most read lol

The Traveler, 92k word Dragon Age fic about what Solas was doing prior to waking up and starting all the Problems. Initially approached with the concept of Solas as a nod to Doctor Who, in which he is using a special eluvian to travel the fade and then he picks up companions to travel with along the way. By the end of it I've made everyone's canon my own canon through time shenanigans. This fic took a lot of blood, sweat, and tears to write because the prose is meant to mimic iambic/Shakespearian cadences throughout, so it was by far one of the most technically difficult things I've ever done. I really, REALLY wish the fandom gave it more love because I worked SO hard on it and am very proud of it, but alas. It will have to be one of the greatest things I've ever written that nobody has ever read lolol

Pieces of Us, 14k word Dragon Age oneshot. The story of how Morrigan gave birth to Kieran, juxtaposed with the time after they leave the Inquisition. The fic is split into two POVs at different points in the timeline, with Morrigan's POV being in the past and Kieran's POV being in the present day. lol I did a lot of research to try and get the pregnancy/birth portrayal right, and I'm proud of how it turned out.

Maximum Thrustitude, 43k words of absolute tomfoolery. One time in LA I got sun poisoning and accidentally met Brian Wecht but had no idea who he was, and in the car ride back from that vacation, I hallucinated the novelization of the song 6969 by Ninja Sex Party. A song which is, in itself, fanfiction of the Rush song 2112. This remains one of my favorite things I've ever written, it's so delightfully stupid and yet I still padded out the lore and the story beats so it's not without weight. Another "classic" of mine that nobody has read XD y'all missing out though, this is a 43k word dick joke that will make you have feelings at the end. ;)

No Star Falls Twice, 176k word Mass Effect fic. Technically I should be pointing to the whole series, bc I think it works best if you've followed the full buildup, but even without those little contexts, I think the ME3 fic can stand on it's own. I was really proud of the changes I made to canon and the way I tied it all together, and ending the trilogy of fics gutted me in the best way. Really poured my heart into this one.

Indefensible. 535k words of Ace Attorney fic in which I not only gave everyone in the main cast their own growth arcs, but meticulously plotted cases to solve throughout the fic that had narrative relevance and weight. When I started, I wasn't even sure I could write mystery, and by the time it was done I think I cemented mystery as one of my favorite things to write. I am so. fucking. proud of how it turned out and am profoundly grateful to everyone in the AA fandom that's taken a chance on reading it, because it took SO MUCH deep thinking and work. Balancing mystery plots alongside romance plots is no easy task, but it might be one of my fave tasks ;)

am gonna tag @outerspacejellyfish and @bickeringcrab and @earl-greater and @kmandergirl and @navigatorwrongway (check your inboxes shortly)

[fictionalmenmistress]

The Private Library

... Of Fictional Men Mistress

Welcome! This post serves as my digital private library... my most beloved collection. None of these works are mine, and all credit is due to the lovely and incredible minds that created these works of art; (which you will find next to their titles, once you choose a category). This is the home to my personal most favorites, and most beloved stories and fanfictions and blog posts I have read. I think about these daily... I adore these. They've made my life better. They've changed my life. They've kept me going during my lowest points in life, and I mean that. I reccomend all of these. These were written by the best writers in the world; true to character, perfectly immersive, so imaginative, feels like you are there.

All of these fanfictions, stories, character & show analysis, random tumblr posts, headcannons, and beloved writings of all types, will be listed in no distinct order, inside their categories. Please Enjoy; explore them all! 🖤🗝☕🥂

The Majorety of these reccomends are for mature audiences, 18+, so if you are a minor, please DO NOT read through these reccomends yet.

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What genre of fandom writing do you want to spin on the turntable???

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• Favorite STARWARS Reccomendations: (The Clone Wars, Prequels, Sequels, The Bad Batch) Analysis / Headcannon / Fanfictions / NSFW & SMUT 🖤

• Favorite BTS Reccomendations: (mostly Taehyung, Namjoon, Yoongi, Jungkook, Jin, Hoseok) Analysis / Headcannon / Fanfictions / NSFW & SMUT 🖤

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>>> Return to Main Masterlist?

[musicallyseducingallthehotties]

<yes.>

No. It's just some dumb fanfiction that Ninja Brian wrote to get back at me for all the times I called him gay.

<you can't prove that.>

wait so like. is the beej nsp canon.

[justwritingscibbles]

Lost and Squashed

I had a random flash of inspiration to write for Danny Sexbang and Ninja Brian. But before you read it, I recommend watching/listening to this video since the inspiration was birthed from it.

Warnings: Blood, flirtatious stuff, weapons, a little gore

5am.... why in the world was someone beating at your door at 5am? 

Why did you have near hundreds of messages and missed calls from Danny since 3am??? 

You groaned as the knocking turned to a real thumping. Your phone lighting up as an ID photo of Danny Sexbang, in a very erotic pose, thankfully in his spandex suit, filled the screen.  You didn’t bother answering the call. Instead dragged yourself out of the cozy blankets and towards the door.  Throwing it open and hissing viciously,

“It’s. 5. In. The. Morning!” 

Danny, not at all fazed by your anger, shoved his phone into his leather jacket and grabbed your shoulders. His eyes blown wide with near hysteria. 

“(Y/N)! You have to help me find Ninja Brian! It’s been two days and I haven’t seen him since the date and I think he could be in trouble or worse is actually falling for this chick and I don’t-” 

Danny was speaking far too fast for you to make any sense out of it. The vomit of words all coming out on one exhale of breath and you were sure he’d pass out if you didn’t cut in. “Whoa, whoa, rein in the horses for a second, Danny. What the fuck are you on about?” 

Danny took a deep breath and released your shoulders. Seeming to be a little calmer.  “Ninja Brian has gone missing. And I mean really missing. He hasn’t answered any of my snapchats or liked any of social website posts. He has just disappeared.” 

You raised an eyebrow and made a confused face. “He’s a ninja. That’s what he does.” 

“No! But this time, it’s different. I can just feel it. Look, I am begging you to come look for him with me. I’ll buy you breakfast! Have sex with you-” 

“No sex.” 

“Fine! I’ll shout breakfast and coffee. Just come on.” He grabbed your elbow and dragged you out of your apartment. Near running to the elevator and pressing the button multiple times in his attempt to make the machine go faster.  You pouted, covering yourself as best you could as Danny sprinted into the lobby and out of the apartment complex. 

“You couldn’t have let me get change?” You hissed as you hurried to keep up with him. 

“No time! Ninja Brian could be in danger!” Danny huffed. Opening the door to his... you guessed stolen car, since you remembered Danny didn’t have a license nor the money to own a car. 

“NB is not in danger. The man is danger! He’s basically all chaotic energy forced into a meat suit. No one would mess with him.” You slipped into the front seat and Danny clambered into the drivers seat. “You just want to see as much skin on me as possible!” 

Danny wasn’t quick enough to rein in his smirk. But he hid the smile behind a cough, which distantly sounded like, “Maybe”, as the vehicle shot into the air in a sheer vertical climb and soared over the city at frightening speed.  You huffed and crossed your arms over your chest. Ignoring the side glances Danny was giving you as you gazed down at the city.  “Ok, so where are we going to start? Why do you think NB is in danger?” 

“The last girl I went on a date with was NUTS! And those two hit it off like fireworks near the end of the date.” Danny replied. Narrowly missing a skyscraper as he jerked the wheel to the left. “I am never trusting your dating advice again.” 

“W-What?! My dating advice? Who the hell did I tell you to go on a date with?” 

“Shannon from your work. I thought she was real cute! And she was nice and, admittedly a little shy, but damn, after that first murder she turned into a real pyscho-” 

“Murder?!” You screeched. 

“Yes, (y/n), murder. Don’t change the subject! This is your fault!” Danny pointed a finger at you. Angrily mumbling how you were a terrible wing-person and was going to refuse every attempt at date giving from now on.... unless they were blonde. 

“No. No! Shannon is nice! She has dated like... three guys in her life-time... and you murdered someone on your first date?! I told you to stay away from Shannon!” 

“Well fuck, (y/n)! You know I can’t say no to a red head. She was so cute!” Danny looked ridiculously sad and you threw up your hands in anger as he turned his puppy eyes to you. 

“I cannot believe you. So what? NB and Shannon hit it off? Like Shannon could do anything to NB.” 

“Look, I do not trust her. Not after the 180 degree asylum turn she did that night. I just want to make sure Ninja Brian is ok and that he hasn’t been drugged up and used on the black market.” Danny said. Glancing at you when you didn’t answer right away. Glaring when he noticed the knowing smile on your lips. 

“Your bro-mance is adorabl-” 

“Shut up!” 

Danny drove until you reached Shannon’s apartment.  Or at least that’s what Danny told you. You only knew Shannon professionally through work. You never actually were friends, per say, but you knew her enough to try and save her from Danny’s predatory advances. 

“Ok, so I dropped her off here and then she rejected my second date proposal-” 

“Shocking.” You cut in. 

“And then I saw Ninja Brian in her window! That was the last time I saw those two. I kinda guessed Ninja Brian would come home when he’s ready.” Danny looked at his phone. Worry creasing his forehead when he had no new messages. 

“NB isn’t a cat, Danny. He’s a grown, very violent, man. He probably saw something red and went on a murder spree.” 

Danny hummed in agreement, but still didn’t like the fact he had heard nothing from his friend in two days. And worse, Shannon had blocked him on all social media sites. Even changed her number!!  “Alright. Lets go up and knock on her door, maybe they’re-” 

“Having weird, ninja, psycho sex. No thanks. My eyes are still damaged from seeing you with that Mime. I’m gonna ask down the street. Maybe the locals have seen them.” You left before Danny tried to persuade you into accompanying.  You’ve played side-kick with him before, and though it is fun, you didn’t have the patience for him right now. This early in the morning. NB was a better player for that. And so early in the morning, you didn’t expect Ninja Brian to be in bed just yet. 

You wandered towards a small bakery. A few streets over from the apartment complex. From the store owners you met along the way, you had a valid guess to where Ninja Brian might be. Or at least, where he had been.  The people had been terrified through the night. Telling you stories of blood-curdling screams. Explosions. And even the sirens of Police-Bots rushing towards a burning building. Only to end in more explosions. 

It definitely sounded like NB’s work. 

However, you stopped before you got too close. The windows were smashed and the brick walls looked scorched. The roof was caved in, still wet from the water you guessed a fire fighter used to put it out. Bits of metal were strewn around the place. A robot’s head lay cut in half on the bakery floor, it’s body falling from the rafters of the crumbling building. You gulped nervously. Not wanting to get closer, but the more you observed, the worse the picture.  Blood splatters, a severed hand on the tile floor, a few shuriken embedded into the wall.  You knew you were on the right track.  But before you could turn to go get Danny, a voice jerked your attention to the alley next to the bakery. The one you currently stood next too. 

“Hey! (Y/N)! Like my work? I tried to cook some bread but the ovens got too hot. Burnt the place down. Neat right!” 

“S-Shannon?” You asked. Your jaw dropping at the sight of the girl you knew, the same one that use to wear long skirts and sleeves. With minimum make-up and usually seen with a shy smile.  But now, she looked bad-ass. A collar rimmed her neck, the black leather jacket barely covering her very thin material shirt. Skin tight jeans and heeled boots, she was intimating before you noticed she carried a machete type blade. That just terrified. You scrambled for words, unable to believe this was your shy co-worker staring you down.  “D-Damn, girl. You look...different.” 

“Different? Different how?” The tone in her voice told you that their was no good answer here. And you raised your hands, in a type of surrender motion. 

“I didn’t mean it badly, Shannon. I swear. I’m just not use to you wearing... black.” 

Your face drained of blood when Shannon’s eyes creased in a cold glare. Her fingers tightening on the weapon’s handle as she raised it.  “You know what, (y/n), I was almost gonna spare you. But now you’re gonna be my last kill before breakfast.”  She rushed at you. The blade gleaming as she swung it down, aiming for your stomach.  But a cloud of smoke exploded between you, obscuring you from Shannon’s path. And you heard her grunt, and yell an upset shout. “Hey! Ninja Baby what are you doing? She’s mine.” 

You stepped back when the smoke cleared. Allowing you to see the very ninja you had been searching for standing in front of you. His hands had caught the machete between his palms, stopping it an inch in front of his chest.  His ever fury imbued gaze burning down on Shannon. But she didn’t even flinch at his gaze, she only frowned and lowered the weapon.  “Oh, you know her too?” Shannon said. Stepping back, to which Brian allowed the blade to drop from his hands. “Huh, sorry, (y/n), I got excited.” 

“Yeah.... no kidding.” You mumbled.  Brian turned to look at you. The fury still there, but a quizzical arch to his bushy eyebrows. His eyes going over your attire. “Danny basically beat down my door to drag me out to come look for you. He’s worried~” You added a teasing lint to your words.  Brian rolled his eyes and turned back to Shannon. Who had wandered off and was now beating a trash-can with a metal pipe she found. You continued to talk over the loud noise.  “Well, I’m not going to interrupt you two. So I’ll go tell Danny you’re ok, Brian. And hopefully get some sleep before work. See ya, Shannon! Uh... be safe.” 

Shannon smiled and waved goodbye. And you turned to leave, getting a few steps before Shannon called out.  “Hey! Baby, where are you going?” 

You looked back and found Brian had started to follow you. At Shannon’s call, he turned and pointed at you.  Confused, Shannon dropped the pipe and swaggered over. The machete being picked back up as she closed in.  “But... what about our ten murders before pancakes?” She asked.  Brain pointed to her, then to him and then made a slicing motion with his fists. Like he was breaking something.  Shannon gasped and eyes seemed to flood her eyes. Mascara running like streams down her cheeks. 

“W-Wait... you’re breaking up with me?” She asked, mid-sob. 

Brain nodded. And you were tempted to sprint for it. You did not want to be around a machete wielding woman after a break-up.  “Um... I’m gonna go...” 

“It’s your fault!” Shannon shrieked. You sighed and threw your hands up. 

“Why is everyone blaming me?!” You exclaimed. 

“Because if you didn’t tell Danny to ask me out I wouldn’t be in this situation!”

Shannon lunged forward and you narrowly escaped being stabbed by the massive blade. If not for Ninja Brian’s slap to Shannon’s wrist, that is. Causing her to drop the weapon. 

“I never told Danny to ask you out. I specifically told him to stay away from you!” You cried out as Shannon once again lunged at you. Her polished nails swiping at you viciously, and you made a run for the street. Wanting to escape the crazed woman as best you can.  Ninja Brian made an irritated expression with his eyebrows and hurried after the two of you. Getting to the where the alley opened up to the street before stopping, watching you bolt across the road, with Shannon hot on your heels. 

“I thought we were friends-” 

“Ninja Brian!” A loud sickening crunch cut off Shannon’s screams. An engine cut off as Danny leapt out of the parked vehicle and rushed to his friend. “Oh thank god! You’re alright. Dude! What the fuck? You didn’t like my tumblr post last night. I worked real hard on that, dude! Like two hours worth of jacking it-” 

“Oh my god! You killed her!” You screamed. Snapping both men to attention as you stared at the bloodied car.  Shannon’s arm was bent in all sorts of wrong ways. Red blood oozed out from under the car, chunky bits following the stream as it trickled towards the drain. 

“Oh... my bad.” Danny said. His mouth twisting in disgust. Ninja Brian stared down at the broken legs that were sticking out from under the metal object. Only to shrug and open out his hand, silently asking for the car keys. “Oh, hell no dude. Last time you drove, three skyscrapers and time square blew up. I am not making that mistake again.”

“G-Guys, can we please just acknowledge that you just killed Shannon!”

Danny frowned and shrugged. “I did. I said ‘my bad’. She was clingy. I mean, Ninja Brian was just saying how he has been trying to ditch her all night. Come on, (y/n), listen for once.” 

You stomped your foot in frustration and crossed your arms. Angrily refusing to get in the car with Danny and Brian. Even when Danny patted the seat next to him and cooed, like he was talking to a dog.  “Come on, (y/n). We’ll go get breakfast. Come on. Come on, gorgeous. You know you want breakfast.” 

You struggled to keep the grin from your face. But you broke when Ninja Brian in the back, lifted a sign with the picture of a stack of pancakes on it. A smiley face painted on it.  You sighed and stomped over to the car, having to do the splits to avoid the puddle of Shannon on the passenger side. 

[keepyourpantsongohan]

Millions of Light-Years (Kikoeru Yō)

But every ninja carries something like that around to a greater or lesser extent. I'm like that, too. (Sasuke Shinden, Epilogue). | Ten Days of Tenzo (@tendaysoftenzo) Day 5: Kakashi | AO3 |

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Sometime after the release of the Infinite Tsukuyomi, Kakashi visits. 

It is no surprise. Naruto had sought out his former captain’s tent this morning, with Sai on his heels. Sakura had been quick to follow, though her visit had been briefer, given the amount of injured and ailing in her care. It was only a matter of time before word would reach Kakashi, and Kakashi would reach him. 

And Kakashi has done so, quietly slipping into Tenzō’s tent as he lays in rest. Tenzo hasn’t looked at him, or even lifted his heavy eyelids, but if there is a person he could recognize by footstep and sigh alone, it would be Kakashi.

“Chakra exhaustion?” Kakashi asks, perhaps to himself. 

“Almost. I’m still regenerating, slowly.” Tenzō replies.

He opens his eyes, and Kakashi is different. 

To start with, he has two black eyes. The sharingan is conspicuously absent, a symmetry which feels strange to Tenzō, but he imagines, must be stranger still for Kakashi. Naruto had said something about that. It hadn’t made sense at the time. It still doesn’t make sense now. His flak jacket is in tatters, but there are no visible bandages aside from his leg wrappings. It is difficult to decipher anything from looking at his face, aside from the fact he likely hasn’t slept in several days. 

“Are you injured?” Kakashi asks him, pragmatically. 

It is one of the more straightforward questions Kakashi could have asked him. Tenzō thinks about it. His body aches all over, but it is difficult to point to a specific cause. 

“Whatever it is that two days of forcible tenketsu activation does to you. My heart is also being monitored for the effects of Kabuto’s poison. And there’s been damage to the bones of the left inner ear. Partial loss of hearing. Hozuki’s jutsu, I’m told.” 

“Anything permanent?”

“Shizune won’t say so,” Tenzō admits, disconcerted. “But the other medics suggest low rates of full recovery. Medical ninjutsu for the eyes and ears doesn’t tend to be so precise. Even for me.”

Kakashi would know better than most, he supposes, how medical ninjutsu cannot bring back something that has been shattered or severed. He looks back at the other man’s face. For his part, Kakashi nods and then inclines his head towards Tenzō. Tenzō presses one sore leg against another to allow his companion to sit on the edge of his bedding.

Kakashi’s movements are unusually slow, and it prompts Tenzō to ask, “And your injuries?”

“Lacerations to the chest and left knee. A puncture wound to the abdomen. More than a few cuts, bruises and burns. But nothing I haven’t dealt with before.” Kakashi shrugs. “Naruto and Sasuke are much more banged up than I am.” 

It is somewhat of an understatement, considering Naruto was sporting one less arm this morning than the last time Tenzō had seen him, but Tenzō supposes they should be grateful that that was all they lost. Besides... “Naruto told me that Sasuke is back.” 

“Sasuke’s back,” Kakashi agrees warmly. For the first time since he’s arrived, Tenzō sees his cheeks lift in a relieved smile. “A little worse for the wear. He doesn’t heal as quickly as Naruto, so he’s under Sakura’s care now.”

Tenzō tries to smile back at him, but the muscles in his own face feel sluggish and uncontrolled. He settles for nudging his friend with his closest knee with the hope his meaning is conveyed. 

In lieu of a response, Kakashi reaches out and offers him a clumsy pat on the ankle. It is familiar, and for that reason, it is unbearably heavy. It feels like a house has been dropped on his chest. 

“Kakashi,” Tenzō says finally. “What happened?”

Contrary to the sigh that he responds with, Kakashi leans back to lay down on top of Tenzō’s blanket beside him. “Naruto told you, didn’t he?”

“He did.” Tenzō concedes. He isn't owed anything more than the information he's already been given. Even less, perhaps. “But I...” He trails off, uncertain but wanting. 

“It’s a long story,” is Kakashi’s eventual reply. 

“Well, as you can see, I’m in a hurry,” Tenzō deadpans, lifting one hand tiredly.

The laugh that comes in reply is one that Tenzō can feel, as it pushes Kakashi’s shoulder against his own and causes Kakashi’s hair, wild as ever and lacking hitai-ate, to prod his cheek. “Okay,” the other man says, closing his eyes as if to brace himself. When they open again, his gaze is somewhere distant. “I guess I should start with Obito.”

“Madara,” Tenzō says, both a question and a prompt. This much, he’s managed to piece together, as convoluted as each war story he’s heard has been. 

It’s unclear whether Kakashi’s responding hm is in agreement or protest. “You know how I got the sharingan.”

He does. It is not something Kakashi has chosen to speak of often, but Tenzō knows from both village intel and Kakashi’s own rare, grave words about it, how it’d come into his possession. “Kannabi Bridge. Your teammate, Uchiha Obito.” 

Kakashi nods, and this too, Tenzō feels. In his periphery, he sees Kakashi raise a hand to his own face and then let it fall. “Obito gave me a lot of things that day. My nindō. More time with Rin. My life, and his eye.” 

Tenzō tries to turn his head minutely, close as they are, to look at Kakashi. His scar remains on his face, unchanged. “I’ll get to that part later,” Kakashi adds wryly. 

“Sorry,” Tenzō says, settling himself back. He interlocks his fingers, resting them on his stomach. “I’ll listen.” 

“You know that each sharingan can develop its own ability. Itachi’s Tsukuyomi. Shisui’s Kotoamatsukami. My Kamui.” 

At the first name, Tenzō bites down the urge to ask more questions. He wonders if this is how Naruto felt during their rasenshuriken training. But he nods, and Kakashi continues. “Before reinforcements arrived, there were only a few of us on the battlefield. Myself, Gai, Naruto and Bee. Kyūbi and Hachibi. Tobi, and the bijū under his control through the Gedō Statue.” 

With all that he knows Team 7 has faced in the past few days, this should hardly surprise Tenzō, but the image of Kakashi and Gai being underfoot even one bijū makes his blood run cold, let alone several. Unlike himself, Bee, or Naruto, they have no monstrous form of power to protect them. He feels a wave of nausea roll over him, and holds his fingers more tightly together. “You make it sound much simpler than it is,” Tenzō tells him. 

“That battle feels simpler than anything else I’ve seen recently,” Kakashi replies wearily. Tenzō feels a shaky inhale at his side. Kakashi’s voice is much quieter in his next words. “Tobi... Obito... we learned while fighting that my Kamui and his technique were the same. Two halves. The Infinite Tsukuyomi was the first Madara’s device, and Obito was the fuse.”

“I’m sorry,” Tenzō says again. 

“Me too,” says Kakashi. “For many things up until now. Obito, Rin, Itachi, Gai, you... There are a lot of things I wish I could’ve done differently.” 

They are looking at each other again, and Tenzō wonders what Kakashi sees in his face. “That isn’t your responsibility,” he says, more sharply than he intends. 

Kakashi raises a brow at him. Not unkindly, he replies, “Yours either.”

The words verge on something too close for comfort. Tenzō swallows around a suddenly tight throat. He unclasps his hands, flexing his fingers and retracting into a fist, once, twice, three times, repeating, feeling ten years old again all at once. It takes him a moment to catch his breath. “Naruto said... Obito helped you, in the end?”

Kakashi’s hand finds one of his, stilling it. He brings two of Tenzō’s fingers to his other wrist, letting Tenzō feel his steady pulse. It is slower than Tenzō’s counting, and his friend waits. When several moments of respite have passed, Kakashi tells him, “Obito helped us. We couldn’t have defeated Kaguya or undone the Infinite Tsukuyomi without him. We parted as friends.”

“I’d ask how, but I have a feeling I know.” Tenzō manages a smile this time. “Naruto has a way of getting people to see things through his eyes.”

Kakashi chuckles. “Better than anyone I know. He got through to Obito, and to Sasuke. He might’ve even eventually found a way to reach Madara, too, in time. He’s going to make quite the Hokage,” he adds. 

“Seventh, I hear,” Tenzō says slyly, tapping his fingers against his companion’s wrist.

To his amusement, Kakashi’s ears go red, his pulse picking up. “Ah, well...” And then, something in his face softens, and both eyes crease in a smile. “Yes.”

Yet again, Tenzō feels like he is walking the halls of a well-frequented haunt, only to find that the inside is not quite recognizable. But Kakashi’s expression is warm and sincere, and he grasps tightly onto the familiarity of that. “That’s what you get for saving the world,” he replies, as lightly as he is able. 

Kakashi shakes his head. “I don’t think I had much to do with that. They’d have found a way, with or without me.”

This terrain is more habitual, and Tenzō regains some of his footing. Eyeing his bedfellow doubtfully, he asks, “Is that so, Kakashi of the Susano’o?” 

At that, Kakashi flinches, letting out a startled laugh. He finally drops their gathered hands, but they land between their two bodies, so Tenzō can still feel the clamminess of Kakashi’s knuckles. “Where did you hear that?” 

“Naruto and Sakura seem to have taken it upon themselves to rehabilitate the reputation of every Uchiha who helped them out. They had a lot to say about your eyes.” Tenzō explains. With a furrowed brow, he adds, “Though I couldn’t really follow all of their stories.”

Kakashi sighs. “You’re not alone in that. No one else was awake for Kaguya’s return, so we’ve had a lot of explaining to do.”

Tenzō tries to picture it. “I imagine some of that must’ve been a tough sell.”

It paints a vaguely amusing mental image to picture Kakashi and his students trying to draw out diagrams of rabbit goddesses and alternate dimensions like a jōnin sensei might do while explaining chakra theory to their genin team. Tenzō visualizes the battlefield as a classroom, and imagines the Kage raising their hands to ask questions. 

“You’d be surprised what people are willing to accept if you release them from an endless genjutsu,” Kakashi says, interrupting his thoughts. 

Ah. Tsukuyomi. This is the one part of the war where his recollections are his own. 

Tenzō wonders if anyone else’s deepest desires were as mortifyingly mundane as his. So close within their reach. So contrary to what they have been able to achieve. His fist closes again, and this time it is Kakashi’s fingers that reach for his hand, pressing down. Calloused, warm, and unlike any that have been touching him lately. Not measuring, but grounding. 

“Do you remember much?” Kakashi asks. His tone is gentle, not unlike what he's used in particularly difficult missions, when they have faced an enemy he has no desire to fight.

It is only by merit of the polysemous nature of Kakashi’s question that Tenzō is able to answer. “Nothing that I can say now,” he says simply; beseechingly. 

In the pause that follows, he risks a look at Kakashi. His expression has an air of compassion that feels misplaced, but luckily, all the other man does is nod. Tenzō closes his eyes again. 

Kakashi’s breathing is so even beside him that Tenzō wonders if he might have fallen asleep. His own fatigue has started to catch up with him, weighing down his eyelids again and keeping them from reopening. Even the questions that remain in mind feel more and more distant, as if carried away by water. It is in this half-conscious state that Tenzō hears, “When you have something to say, I’ll listen.”

Tenzō remains silent, but he grips Kakashi's hand in turn as he drifts off. 

[nexeliam]

The cosmos is alive once more. It has retrieved its long lost light and hope has returned with it. Under the starry skies, families are gathering and cheering to the stars. Some are already looking beyond them, awaiting their next adventure.

Here is one of the illustrations I drew for the 27th chapter of  @grace–bee’s fanfic :  The Stars are in his Eyes. Enjoy !

Disclaimer : These characters are not mine. They belong to @kotlt The Knights of the Light Table Team

[emerald-eyes-8917]

A fluffy Ninja Sex Party for all your romance needs.

Imagine being in love with the master of lovemaking himself, Danny Sexbang and experiencing the silent murderous presence of Ninja Brian.

Will he get that famous ‘heart boner’ for the girl?

Could you imagine it?

Lots of romantic tropes, with a first date, first time, first a lot of things. :D

I wanted to post this before the NSP concert tonight in Dublin, Ireland, the first show of the international tour, just because this band means so much and has given me so much inspiration creatively and also being just amazing dudes.

Enjoy!  And to all the fans in Europe who have been waiting for far longer than I have for a live show, have an absolutely fantastic time.

[agentduckorico]

When nsp fics have a TWRP cameo: 👌👌👌

When that cameo basically amounts to "TWRP is there too" and doesn't even bother to like describe their individual actions or even name any of the boys: 👎👎👎

When that same fic has an egoraptor cameo and treats it much better: ❌❌❌

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Updated Fanfiction Masterlist

This post contains links to all fanfiction written by entity9silvergen on Ao3, FFN, and tumblr. Here is a link to a more readable version of this post.

Fandoms: Pokémon, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Warriors, Marvel Comics, DC Comics, Naruto, Ben 10, Sanders Sides, Lion Guard, Avatar: Last Airbender, Disenchantment, Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir, Kid Cosmic, Eliza And Her Monsters, The Adventure Zone, Spirited, the Big Bang Theory, Young Sheldon, Puss In Boots and Dimension 20. Crossovers, collections, and series at the bottom of the post.

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The Adventure Zone

Guy Stuff

Summary: Angus encounters some binder-related problems. Even if they can’t remember their time on the Starblaster, this isn’t the first time Merle, Magnus, and Taako have had this problem. They know exactly how to help.

Rating: K+/ General Audiences

Category: Gen

Fandom(s): The Adventure Zone (Balance)

Characters: Merle Highchurch, Magnus Burnsides, Taako Taaco, Angus McDonald, Barry Bluejeans

Relationships: Merle Highchurch & Angus McDonald, Merle Highchurch & Taako Taaco & Magnus Burnsides, Merle Highchurch & Barry Bluejeans, Tres Horny Boys & Team Sweetflips, Pre Barry Bluejeans/ Lup Taaco

Other Tags: Merle-centric, Trans Angus McDonald, Trans Barry Bluejeans, Trans Lup, Trans Themes, Trans Male Character, Canon Trans Character, Trans Female Character, Binding, Faerun, Animal Kingdom, Starblaster Crew As Family, Pre-Found Family

Warnings: Unsafe Binding, Accidental Outing, Anxiety Attacks

Word Count: 4.6K

Chapter Count: 2 (Twoshot)

Year(s) Written: 2022

Status: Complete

Where To Read: Ao3

Sanders Sides

Manifestation 

Summary: They all felt it. It came back. It always came back. Virgil managed to break free but it was still a battle he fought every day. But now, Orange had chosen a new target. Logan.

Rating: K+/ General Audiences

Category: Gen

Fandom(s): Sanders Sides, Sanders Asides

Characters: Logan, Remus

Relationships: None

Other Tags: Drabble, Sanders Asides Spoilers, Orange Side, Seventh Side, Remus-Centric, Logan-Centric, Angst, Virgil As Paranoia

Warnings: None

Word Count: 700

Chapter Count: 1 (Oneshot)

Year(s) Written: 2021

Status: Complete

Where To Read: Ao3

Like The Pictures On Our Socials, Faking What We Show

Summary: They really were the perfect couple. He was a star football player. Handsome, popular but not an asshole, a friend to pretty much everyone. She was a theater techie. Pretty, quiet but a good listener, got along with anyone who gave her a chance. It was the perfect facade. They’d never believe he was in love with his best friend or that she was actually a man. Or, a Roman/ Virgil fake dating AU where they’re not secretly in love.

Rating: T/ Teen

Category: M/M, Gen

Characters: Roman, Virgil, Janus, Remus, Toby, Remy, Anton, Nate, Seth

Relationships: Roman & Virgil, Roman/ Virgil (Fake), Referenced Patton/ Logan, Toby/ Remy, Brief Remus/ Emile, Background Janus/ Nate, Background Brian/ Harley, Background Anton/ Seth, Remus/ Janus, Roman/ Janus (Onesided)

Other Tags: Fake Dating AU, High School AU, Prom, Prom AU, Gay Roman, Aroace Virgil, Trans Virgil, Genderfluid Remy, Genderbent Patton, Heartbreak, Genderbent Characters, Transgender Characters, Genderfluid Character, Bi Character, Asexual Character, Aromantic Character, Queer Themes, Queer Author, Oneshot, Demus, Prinxiety, Roceit, Texting, Creativitwins, Brotherly Bonding

Warnings: Homophobia, transphobia, aphobia, misgendering, deadnaming, outing, slurs, underage drinking, implied cheating, swearing, irresponsible teenage behavior, bullying, references to metaphorical drowning, implied internalized homophobia

Word Count: 12.5K

Chapter Count: 1 (Oneshot)

Year(s) Written: 2021

Status: Complete

Where To Read: Ao3

Oblique

Summary: Unable to experience romantic attraction, Remus feels incomplete. Unable to feel sexual attraction, Roman feels less than. Maybe as the King, they decide, they will feel whole again. Their partners and friends, however, know this isn’t the solution and seek to help them realize there’s nothing broken about them before it’s too late.

Rating: T/ Teen & Up

Category: Gen, M/M

Characters: Roman, Remus, Janus, Virgil, Romulus, Emile Picani, Remy, Nate, Toby, Seth, Unknown Orange Side

Relationships: Janus/ Remus, Roman, Virgil, Background Logan/ Patton, Background Emile Picani/ Remy, Background Toby/ Seth, Background Orange Side/ Nate

Other Tags: AroWriMo, Aromantic Remus, Asexual Roman, Accepting Partners, TS Short Vid Characters, No OCs, Additional Sides, No Smut, Spider Virgil, Snake Janus, Sympathetic Dark Sides, Dark Sides, Light Sides, Neutral Sides

Warnings: Implied Sex, Internalized Acephobia, Internalized Arophobia, Minor Violence, Fighting

Word Count: 11.4K

Chapter Count: 3

Year(s) Written: 2021

Status: Complete

Where To Read: Ao3, tumblr

Stolen From The Violet

Summary: A fate worse than death, Deceit claimed, but Virgil didn’t think transforming into a dragon could be so bad. After all, a dragon lives forever. But then he met a certain human who changed everything. Roman became his new reason for life, for better or for worse.

Rating: T/ Teen & Up

Category: Gen, M/M

Characters: Virgil, Roman, Remus, Janus, Patton, Thomas

Relationships: Virgil & Roman, Past Virgil/ Janus (Ambiguous), Referenced Patton/ Roman, Virgil & Thomas

Other Tags: Songfic, Dragon Virgil, Dragon Janus, Prince Roman, Fantasy AU, Magic AU, Platonic Prinxiety, Unsympathetic Deceit,  Sympathetic Deceit, Morally Grey Deceit

Warnings: Major Character Death, Memory Loss, Fighting & Violence

Word Count: 22.4K

Chapter Count: 8

Year(s) Written: 2020

Status: Comlpete

Where To Read: Ao3

Snake In The Grass

Summary:  Janus was always alone. It was the nature of a snake but that didn’t mean he wasn’t lonely. Virgil changed that though. He should’ve known better than to trust him.

Rating: K/ General Audiences 

Category: Gen

Characters: Janus, Virgil, Roman, Remy, Emile Picani, Toby, Seth, Remus, Anton

Relationships: Janus & Virgil, Toby & Seth & Remy & Emile, Janus & Remus, Referenced Logan/ Patton

Other Tags: Prompted Oneshot, Animal AU, Setting Inspired By Rikki Tikki Tavi, Cat Virgil, Snake Janus, Bird Remy, Bird Toby, Bird Seth, Bird Emile, Bird Anton, Badger Remus, Human Roman, Sympathetic Deceit

Warnings: Fighting, Injury, Feelings of Betrayal, References To Death

Word Count: 6.9K

Chapter Count: 1 (Oneshot)

Year(s) Written: 2020

Status: Complete

Where To Read: Ao3

Words

Summary: Deceit was a master of words. He could manipulate them, craft webs of lies, and twist them in his mouth but that made their true meanings all the more valuable. It was too bad the other Sides and Thomas didn't know how much words could hurt him.

Rating: K/ General Audiences

Category: Gen

Characters: Janus, Thomas, Roman, Logan, Patton, Virgil, Remus

Relationships: Janus & Thomas, Janus & Everyone

Other Tags: Drabble, Drabble Series, Singing, Rejection, Self-Reflection, Hurt, Hurt/ Comfort, Sympathetic Dark Sides

Warnings: Nine

Word Count: 8.2K

Chapter Count: 10

Year(s) Written: 2020

Status: Complete

Where To Read: Ao3, FFN

Five Old Men Sitting On A Bench (Not Now, Not Ever. Ever Again)

Summary:  Deceit lived a long life but not a happy one. He had regrets. Mountains of them. But with the end nearing, he refused to make the same mistakes that drove the Sides apart years ago. Not now, not ever. Never again. Their last day together would be their best. The Sides would die happy if he had anything to say about it.

Rating:

Category: M/M, Multi/ Poly

Characters: Thomas, Janus, Roman, Remus, Logan, Patton, Virgil, Joan

Relationships: Past DLAMP (Janus/ Logan/ Virgil/ Patton/ Roman), Sides & Thomas, Janus & Remus

Other Tags: Singing, Past Relationships, Past Break Up, Making Up, Aging, Future Fic, Declarations Of Love, Old Age, Sympahtetic Deceit, Made A Lotta People Cry I’m Sorry

Warnings: Major Character Death, Memory Loss, Dementia 

Word Count: 12.4K

Chapter Count: 1 (Oneshot)

Year(s) Written: 2020

Status: Complete

Where To Read: Ao3, FFN

When Everything Goes Wrong: Sanders Sides Edition

Summary: Sanders Sides Incorrect Quotes Collection (15 Per Chapter)

Rating: K/ General Audiences

Category: Gen

Characters: Logan, Virgil, Roman, Patton, Remus, Janus, Remy, Emile, Toby, Nate, Thomas

Relationships: Everyone & Everyone

Other Tags: Incorrect Quotes, Humor, Comedy, No Plot,  

Warnings: Occasional Swearing, Typical Remus Things

Word Count: 75K

Chapter Count: 120

Year(s) Written: 2020-2022

Status: Complete

Where To Read: Ao3, tumblr as individual posts

Warriors Cats

The New Horizon

Summary: The clans discover the Three's powers and Lionblaze, Jayfeather, and Dovewing are driven out of the clan. Turning their backs on StarClan, the Three must pave the paths of their destiny on their own while their friends and family are forced to face the Dark Forest alone.

Rating: T/ Teen & Up

Category: Gen, M/F, M/M

Characters: Lionblaze, Jayfeather, Dovewing, Hollyleaf, Cinderheart, Ivypool, Fallen Leaves, Tigerheart, Berrynose, Ravenpaw, Barley, Darktail

Relationships: Jayfeather & Lionblaze & Dovewing, Referenced Cinderheart/ Lionblaze, Mentioned Jayfeather/ Half Moon, Referenced Tigerheart/ Dovewing, Implied Hollyleaf/ Fallen Leaves, Implied Ravenpaw/ Barley

Other Tags: Protagonists As Antagonists, Lake Territories, Old Forest, Losing Faith, SkyClan, ThunderClan, The Kin, Travelling

Warnings: Ambiguous Major Character Death, Canon-Typical Violence, Injury

Word Count: 58.6K

Chapter Count: 20

Year(s) Written: 2020-2021

Status: Complete

Where To Read: FFN, Ao3

Chasing Stars

Summary: Jay's Wing, Jayfeather, whatever his name was, he was just so tired. Being reborn again and again would take a toll on even the strongest of warriors. After countless reincarnations, he's just ready to give up. Fortunately for him, the new medicine cat apprentice won't let that happen.

Rating: T/ Teen & Up

Category: Gen

Characters: Jayfeather, Jay’s Wing, OCs

Relationships: Jayfeather & OC

Other Tags: Reincarnation, Future, Medicine Cat, Selective Mutism 

Warnings: Hopelessness, Mentions of Death

Word Count: 5K

Chapter Count: 1 (Oneshot)

Year(s) Written: 2020

Status: Complete

Where To Read: FFN

Falling Feathers

Summary:  Jayfeather knows he's going to die. StarClan has warned him and he knows there is no use denying it. Now all he wants to do is make a few last memories with the cats he cares for... Only there is one problem. The cats closest to him are gone and his home is filled with strangers. But there's one cat Jayfeather's always been too afraid to face. His father.

Rating: T/ Teen & Up

Category: Gen

Characters: Jayfeather, Crowfeather, Alderheart, Feathertail, Half Moon

Relationships: Jayfeather & Crowfeather, Mentioned Half Moon/ Jayfeather, Crowfeather & Breezepelt, Jayfeather & Alderheart

Other Tags: Premediated Death, Father-Son Bonding

Warnings: Major Character Death, Stroke

Word Count: 30K

Chapter Count: 15

Year(s) Written: 2019

Status: Complete

Where To Read: FFN

Broken Nature

Summary:  At birth, two of Yellowfang's kits died and went to StarClan. Or so she thought. The surviving kit was named after Yellowfang's broken heart but he soon realizes that it better reflects his broken spirit. His sisters live on through him and he's not happy about it.

Rating: T/ Teen & Up

Category:

Characters: Brokenstar, Wishkit, Hopekit, Yellowfang, Runningnose, Nightstar, Raggedstar

Relationships: Brokenstar & Siblings, Wishkit & Runningnose, Hopekit & Nightstar, Brokenstar & Runningnose, Past Yellowfang/ Raggedstar

Other Tags: Angst, ShadowClan, Yellowfang’s Secret, Forest Territory

Warnings: Major Character Death, Fighting & Violence

Word Count: 71K

Chapter Count: 20

Year(s) Written: 2019

Status: Complete

Where To Read: FFN

The Ancient Spirits

Summary:  The four warrior clans have enjoyed moons of peace after the battle with the Dark Forest and the Three have adjusted to the loss of their powers but when a mysterious cat shows up at the border, Jayfeather is reminded of a past as Jay's Wing unknown to Lionblaze and Dovewing. Maybe the battle was not the end of the Three.

Rating: T/ Teen & Up

Category: Gen

Characters: Lionblaze, Jayfeather, Dovewing, Jay’s Wing, Bramblestar, OC

Relationships: Three & OC, Mentioned Lionbaze/ Cinderheart

Other Tags: Adventure, Powers, Post Dark Forest Battle

Warnings: None

Word Count: 76.5K

Chapter Count: 50

Year(s) Written: 2018

Status: Complete

Where To Read: FFN

The Ancient Tribes

Summary:  After helping the Three regain their lost spirits, Crane's Wing stayed in ThunderClan instead of returning to his tribe. But after being a warrior for many moons, he receives a dream warning him of danger coming. The third tribe is returning and he is the only one who can hope to save catkind. [Sequel]

Rating:  T/ Teen & Up

Category: T/ Teen & Up

Characters: Lionblaze, Jayfeather, Dovewing, Crane’s Wing

Relationships: Lionblaze & OC, Past Lionblaze/ Cinderheart

Other Tags: Fanmade Tribe, (Fictional) Religious Themes

Warnings: Cult-Like Behavior, Mentioned Major Character Death

Word Count: 50.8K

Chapter Count: 30

Year(s) Written: 2019

Status: Complete

Where To Read: FFN

Ben 10

Crime Pays, Bro

Summary: Ben meets Fistrick on a ftm bodybuilding subreddit. Friendship, workouts, and crime ensue, Ben becoming one of Fistrick’s goons and accidentally going toe to toe with the Plumbers.

Rating: T

Category: Gen

Fandom(s): Ben 10 Omniverse

Characters: Ben Tennyson, Rook Blonko, Fistrick, Corvo, Hoodlum, Thug, Undertownians

Relationships: Ben & Fistrick & Rook

Other Tags: Trans, Trans Character, Trans Male Character, Trans Ben, Trans Fistrick, Trans Rook, FTM Characters, Gym, Working Out, Undertown, Rook Isn’t A Plumber, Ben Isn’t A Hero, Villain Ben, Villain Rook, Sympathetic Fistrick, College, University, Social Media

Warnings: Mentions of gender dysphoria, mentions of top surgery, mentions of hrt, mentions of needles, swearing, financial troubles, canon typical fighting and violence

Word Count: 7.7K

Chapter Count: 1 (Oneshot)

Year(s) Written: 2022

Status: Complete

Where To Read: Ao3

You Were A Stranger

Summary: Rook realizes Ben is nothing like he is on TV and catches feelings.

Rating: K+/ General Audiences

Category: M/M, M/F, F/F, M/NB, NB/NB

Characters: Rook Blonko, Scout, Molly Gunther, Ben Tennyson, Deefus Veeblepister, The Werewolf | Yenaldooshi, Solid Plugg

Relationships: Rook Blonko/ Ben Tennyson, Past Ben Tennyson/ Kai Green, Brief Rook Blonko/ Molly Gunther, Brief Kai Green/ Molly Gunther, Background Scout/ The Werewolf, Background Kevin Levin/ Gwen Tennyson, Past Rook Blonko/ Rayona, Minor Rook Shar/ Rayona, Rook Blonko & Molly Gunther, Rook Blonko & Scout, Rook Blonko & Ben Tennyson

Other Tags: S6E02- Collect This, Alternate Universe- Fans & Fandom, Characters Writing Fanficiton, Gay Rook Blonko, Lesbian Molly Gunther, MLM/WLW Solidarity, Bisexual Ben Tennyson, Bisexual Kai Green, The Ben 10 Show, Slowburn, Questioning Sexuality, Gay Male Character, Lesbian Character, Bisexual Character, Queer Character, Non-Binary Character, Non-Binary Yenaldooshi, Non-Binary Scout, Genderfluidity, Alien Culture, Loboans, Plumber Academy, Not Canon Compliant, Coming Out, One Sided Crushes, Sumo Slammers, Weird World, Pokemon, TV Shows, Rook-centric, Mutual Pining, Memes, Social Media, Media, Trolling The Media, Undertown, Kinceleran Kids, Harangue Nation, The Harrangue Show, Revonnah, No Smut, Queer Themes

Warnings: Interspecies Relationships, Break Ups, Mentions of Homophobia, Unhealthy Relationships, Accidental Misgendering, Homophobia, not character bashing but not Kai friendly, sort of cheating, untagged one sided crushes,

Word Count: 35K

Chapter Count: 8

Year(s) Written: 2022

Status: Complete

Where To Read: Ao3

Glitch’s Spark

Summary: Verdona discovers the spark in Glitch instead of Gwen.

Rating: T/ Teen

Category: Gen

Characters: Verdona, Glitch, Sunny, Ben, Gwen, Max

Relationships: Verdona & Glitch, Glitch & Sunny, Glitch & Kevin

Other Tags: Anodyne, Galvan B, Glitch Character Study

Warnings: Tennyson Family negativity

Word Count: 17.3K

Chapter Count: 5

Year(s) Written: 2022

Status: Complete

Where To Read: ao3, FFN

A Change In The Beat Won’t Make Me Stumble

Summary: When Ken returned home for Thanksgiving, he wasn’t expecting so many aliens but family is family.

Rating: K/ General Audiences

Category: Gen

Characters: Ken, Ben, Rook, Kevin, Gwen, Natalie, Sandra, Zed, Argit, Manny, Helen, Alan

Relationships: Ken & Gwen, Ken & Ben, Gwen/ Kevin, Implied Ben/ Rook

Other Tags: Thanksgiving, Oneshot, Xenophobia

Warnings: Xenophobia

Word Count: 2.7K

Chapter Count: 1 (Oneshot)

Year(s) Written: 2021

Status: Complete

Where To Read: Ao3

It Should’ve Been Me

Summary: After Kevin falls into the time portal, Gwen tries to get Ben to open up about the loss.

Rating: K+/ General Audiences

Category: Gen

Characters: Ben, Gwen

Relationships: Ben & Gwen, Ben & Kevin

Other Tags: Ventfic, Ben 10 Reboot, Roundabout Episode, Angst, Grief, Hurt/ Comfort

Warnings: Discussion of Death

Word Count: 2.5K

Chapter Count: 1 (Oneshot)

Year(s) Written: 2021

Status: Complete

Where To Read: Ao3, FFN

It Was Automatic

Summary: It takes Carl some time to accept Ben as a hero. But that doesn’t mean he likes hearing his son getting slandered on public television. Or, the one where Carl decks Will Harangue.

Rating: T/ Teen

Category: Gen

Characters: Carl Tennyson, Frank Tennyson, Rook Blonko, Will Harangue, Sandra Tennyson

Relationships: Carl Tennyson/ Sandra Tennyson, Carl Tennyson & Frank Tennyson, Carl Tennyson & Ben Tennyson, Mentioned Kevin/ Gwen, Mentioned Max Tennyson/ Verdona

Other Tags: canon-compliant, Father & Son, Media

Warnings: descriptions of disassociation, mention of smoking and alcohol, mentions of intrusive thoughts, canon typical fighting & violence

Word Count: 6K

Chapter Count: 1 (Oneshot)

Year(s) Written: 2021

Status: Complete

Where To Read: Ao3, FFN

Mutability (Rook Gets The Omnitrix: Part I)

Summary: When the Omnitrix ends up in another star system, a young Rook Blonko ends up with the Omnitrix.

Rating: K+/ General Audiences

Category: Gen

Fandom: Ben 10 (Omniverse, Original Series)

Characters: Rook Blonko, Rook Shar, Magister Wat-Sen, Tetrax, Rook Da, Young One, Vilgax

Relationships: Blonko & Shar & Wat-Sen & Tetrax

Other Tags: Rook gets the Omnitrix AU, Revonnah, Worldbuilding, Tom Perkins aliens, Derrick J. Wyatt aliens, OS aliens, Blonko/ Rayona- Freeform

Warnings: Minor cases of disassociation, canon-typical fighting and violence, (alien induced) hallucinations, appropriate panic in response to various situations, canon-typical imprisonment, canon-typical references to mutilation (minor), canon-typical xenophobia

Word Count: 55K

Chapter Count: 10

Year(s) Written: 2021

Status: Complete

Where To Read: Ao3, FFN

Heroes Never Rest (Rook Gets The Omnitrix: Interlude I)

Summary: To teach Rook what it means to be a Tetramand, Bahrvad tells him how he became a Plumber.

Rating: K+/ General Audiences

Category: Gen

Characters: Rook Blonko, Bahrvad, Xylene, Max Tennyson

Relationships: Rook Blonko & Bahrvad, Bahrvad & Xylene, Referenced Xylene/ Max Tennyson, Referenced Bahrvad & Devin Levin

Other Tags: Series Installment, Oneshot, Plumber Academy, Worldbulding, Tetramand, Four Arms

Warnings: Canon Typical Fighting & Violence, Blood

Word Count: 5.2K

Chapter Count: 1 (Oneshot)

Year(s) Written: 2021

Status: Complete

Where To Read: Ao3, FFN (Chapter 11 of series)

I May Be A Monster But You’re Dr. Frankenstein (Rook Gets The Omnitrix: Part 2)

Summary: Taking a break from their studies, Rook and Scout visit Galvan Prime but Azmuth has no interest in meeting them. Instead, they discover the unfair social hierarchy between Galvans and Galvanic Mechamorphs, meeting Ship and fighting Malware in the process.

Rating: K+/ General Audiences

Category: Gen

Fandom: Ben 10 (Original Series, Omniverse)

Characters: Rook Blonko, Scout, Bahrvad, Xylene, Albedo, Azmuth, Malware, Ship

Relationships: Rook & Scout, Rook & Malware, Scout & Albedo, Scout & Ship

Other Tags: Worldbuilding, Galvan Prime, Galvanic Mechamorphs, Alien Culture, Alien Politics, Allegory, Sympathetic Albedo, Sympathetic Malware

Warnings: Canon-Typical Fighting/ Violence

Word Count: 20K

Chapter Count: 5

Year(s) Written: 2021

Status: Complete

Where To Read: Ao3, FFN (Chapter 12 of the series)

I See Your Terror (Rook Gets The Omnitrix: Interlude 2)

Summary: Rook has trouble controlling one of his alien transformations. Scout begins to worry.

Rating: K/General Audiences

Category: Gen

Characters: Rook Blonko, Scout, Ship, Xylene, Bahrvad

Relationships: Rook Bonko & Scout

Other Tags: Terrorsaur, Comic Characters, Plumber Academy

Warnings: Canon Typical Fighting/ Violence, Hallucinations

Word Count: 5K

Chapter Count: 1 (Oneshot)

Year(s) Written: 2021

Status: Complete

Where To Read: Ao3, FFN (Chapter 18 of the series)

High Tide At Home (Rook Gets The Omnitrix: Part 3)

Summary: After graduating the Plumber Academy, Rook, Scout, and Ship return to Revonnah to train under Magister Wat-Sen. Unfortunately, returning home isn’t as easy as Rook had hoped.

Rating: K+/ General Audiences

Category: Gen

Characters: Rook Blonko, Scout, Ship, Xylene, Bahrvad, Rook Shar, Wat-Sen, Rayona

Relationships: Past Rook Blonko/ Rayona, Rook Blonko & Scout, Scout & Rayona, Rook Blonko & Rook Shar, Xylene & Bahrvad, Rook & Xylene, Scout & Bahrvad

Other Tags: Revonnah, Worldbuilding

Warnings: Canon Typical Fighting & Violence, Drowning, Xenophobia

Word Count: 24K

Chapter Count: 5

Year(s) Written: 2021

Status: Complete

Where To Read: Ao3, FFN (Chapter 19 of the series)

Hiraeth (Rook Gets The Omnitrix: Interlude 3)

Summary: When Scout and Rook flee to the Anur System, the Omnitrix turns Rook into the missing High-Ecto and threatens to lock him out of his other transformations. That’s… That’s something Scout’s gotta fix.

Rating: K+/ General Audiences

Category: Gen

Fandom(s): Ben 10

Characters: Rook Blonko, Scout, Ship, Zs’Skayr, Dr. Viktor, The Werewolf

Relationships: Rook Blonko & Scout, Scout & Ship, Scout & The Werewolf

Other Tags: Anur Transyl, Inside The Omnitrix

Warnings: None

Word Count: 9K

Chapter Count: 1 (Oneshot)

Year(s) Written: 2021

Status: Complete

Where To Read: Ao3, FFN (chapter 24)

Dissonant Strings (Rook Gets The Omnitrix: Part 4)

Summary: Plumbers Kevin, Gwen, and Ben are attacked at the edge of the Anur System. They are saved by a Loboan, a Phantophage, and their Galvanic Mechamorph, claiming to be Plumbers as well. There’s something sketchy about them but they don’t have much of a choice if they’re going to save their captain.

Rating: K+/ General Audiences

Category: Gen

Characters: Rook Blonko, Scout, Ship, Tetrax, Kevin Levin, Gwen Tennyson, Ben Tennyson

Relationships: Rook Blonko & Scout, Rook Blonko & Tetrax, Kevin Levin/ Gwen Tennyson

Other Tags: Anur Transyl, Anur System, Worldbuilding, Anur Ormerow, Mutant Pumpkins

Warnings: Canon-Typical Fighting/ Violence

Word Count: 22K

Chapter Count: 5

Year(s) Written: 2021-2022

Status: Complete

Where To Read: Ao3, FFN (Chapter 26)

Used To Dream Of You Next To Me (Rook Gets The Omnitrix AU Interlude 4)

Summary: Ben 23 thought he was ready for the day Khyber showed his face. He was dead wrong. The last thing he expected was for Khbyer to attach the Nemetrix to Rook of all people.

Rating: T/ Teen

Category: Gen

Fandom(s): Ben 10 Omniverse

Characters: Ben 23, Tetrax, Azmuth, Zed, Ben Prime, Rook Blonko, Khyber, Rook Da

Relationships: Ben 23 & Rook Blonko, Ben 23 & Ben Prime, Ben 23 & Tetrax, Rook Blonko & Zed

Other Tags: Rook Gets The Omnitrix Installment, Nemetrix, Oneshot, Dimension 23

Warnings: Dehumanization, Loss of Cognitive Function, Going Nonverbal, Racism, Xenophobia

Word Count: 8.4K

Chapter Count: 1 (Oneshot)

Year(s) Written: 2022

Status: Complete

Where To Read: Ao3, FFN (Ch 31)

The Water’s Fine (Rook Gets the Omnitrix Part 5)

Summary: Rook and Scout end their hiatus on Anur Transyl, returning to Earth alongside Ben, Kevin, and Gwen to join the Plumbers’ efforts to hunt down Vilgax. But, their arrival on Earth quickly reveals the situation is more complicated than they expected.

Rating: T

Category: Gen

Fandom(s): Ben 10 Omniverse

Characters: Rook Blonko, Scout, Ship, Eunice, Ben, Gwen, Kevin, Devin Levin, Xylene, Bahrvad, Albedo, Malware, Tetrax, Ben Prime, Ben 23, Rook 23, Rook Prime, Ben 10K, other Bens

Relationships: Rook & Scout, Scout & Ship, Ben/ Eunice, Gwen/ Kevin, Ben 10K/ Kai, Past Max/ Xylene, Xylene & Bahrvad, Rook & Tetrax, Rook & Eunice & Malware

Other Tags: Time Travel, Multiverse, Other Bens,

Warnings: Canon-Typical Fighting & Violence, more warnings in chapters

Word Count: ?

Chapter Count: 10

Year(s) Written: 2022-?

Status: In Progress

Where To Read: ao3, FFN (starts ch 33)

When Everything Goes Wrong: Ben 10 Edition

Summary: Incorrect Quotes (15 per chapter)

Rating: K/ General Audiences 

Category: Gen

Characters: Ben, Rook, Gwen, Kevin, Zed, Max, Ben 10K

Relationships: Gwen/ Kevin, Ben 10K/ Kai Green

Other Tags: Humor, No Plot, Incorrect Quotes

Warnings: None

Word Count: 3K

Chapter Count: 6

Year(s) Written: 2021

Status: Complete/Hiatus

Where To Read: Ao3, also crossposted to tumblr as individual posts

Dangerous Games

Summary:  It's October and things definitely don't seem right. Ben, Rook, Kevin, and Zed are swept off into what they believe is a Halloween prank but Gwen takes Hex's warning seriously. There is danger looming over them and... Is this Anur Transyl?

Rating: T/ Teen

Category: Gen

Characters: Ben, Rook, Scout, Kevin, Zed, Gwen, Hex, Max, Doctor Victor, Zs’skayr

Relationships: Kevin/ Gwen

Other Tags: Writing Challenge, Spooktober 2019, Anur Transyl

Warnings: None

Word Count: ?

Chapter Count: 31

Year(s) Written: 2019-?

Status: Hiatus

Where To Read: FFN

Even The Stars Can Be Rewritten

Summary:  Recreating the universe was just so hard. So many lives, all interwoven with each other; so many cultures, all complexly unique; so man planets, all so far apart... Luckily, Ben wasn't alone.

Rating: T/ Teen

Category: Gen

Characters: Ben, Serena, Bellicus

Relationships: Ben & Serena & Bellicus

Other Tags: Oneshot, So Long And All Thanks For Smoothies, Alien X

Warnings: None

Word Count: 2.8K

Chapter Count: 1 (Oneshot)

Year(s) Written: 2019

Status: Complete

Where To Read: FFN

DC Comics

Who Am I?

Summary: Clark, after becoming Superman, comes out to his mother as a trans man.

Rating: K+/ General Audiences

Category: Gen

Fandom(s): My Adventures With Superman

Characters: Clark Kent, Martha Kent

Relationships: 

Other Tags: Trans Superman, Coming Out, Trans Male Character

Warnings: Deadnaming, misgendering

Word Count: 718

Chapter Count: 1 (oneshot)

Year(s) Written: 2023

Status: Complete

Where To Read: Ao3

Tired of This Ghost Town

Summary: Greg Saunders didn’t mean to become a hero. He was just at the wrong place at the wrong time and tried his hardest to do what he could. Captured during the Thanagarian invasion, Greg finds himself with only a ghost for company. He’s not bad company. He just wishes they could’ve met under better conditions. Only, when Greg finds himself finally free, Sir Justin is nowhere to be seen, leaving Greg only with his memories and a horse as proof of his existence.

Rating: T/ Teen

Category: M/M

Fandom(s): Justice League Unlimited, DC Comics, Seven Soldiers Of Victory

Characters: Greg Saunders, Sir Justin Arthur, Winged Victory

Relationships: Greg Saunders/ Sir Justin Arthur, Greg Saunders & Wings Victory

Other Tags: Ghost Fic, Ghost AU, Thanagarian Invasion, Vigilante Origin Story

Warnings: Canon-Typical Fighting & Violence, Dead Character, Injury

Word Count: 11K

Chapter Count: 1

Year(s) Written: 2021

Status: Currently posted as a oneshot, eventual plans to continue

Where To Read: Ao3, FFN

Don’t Look At Me

Summary: When Constantine loses his magic, he also loses all the spells he cast on himself. Now, he must face the Legends in a body that doesn’t feel like his own.

Rating: T/ Teen

Category: M/F, Gen

Fandom(s): DC Legends of Tomorrow

Characters: John Constantine, Zari Tarazi, Spooner, Behrad Tarazi, Sara Lance, Mick Rory, Nate Heywood, Mona Wu, Astra Logue

Relationships: John Constantine/ Zari Tarazi, John Constantine & Nate Heywood, John Constantine & Mona Wu, John Constantine & Sara Lance, John Constantine & Legends

Other Tags: Trans Character, Trans Male Character, Trans Constantine, Aromantic Character, Demiromantic Character, Aromantic Constantine, Demiromantic Constantine, Aromantic Allosexual Character, Constantine-centric

Warnings: Internalized transphobia, gender dysphoria, being forced to come out, mentions of being outed, mentions of surgery, mentions of smoking, mentions of child abuse, misgendering, self-misgendering, transphobia, mentions of sex

Word Count: 4.7K

Chapter Count: 1 (Oneshot)

Year(s) Written: 2021

Status: Complete

Where To Read: Ao3

In Storm Or Calm

Summary: To convince Shining Knight that the attitudes toward queer people changed with time, Vigilante takes his boyfriend to pride. Unfortunately, Eiling attacks and the pair is outed to the world.

Rating: T/ Teen & Up

Category: M/M

Fandom: Justice League, Justice League Unlimited, DC Comics

Characters: Shining Knight | Sir Justin, Vigilante | Greg Saunders, Oliver Queen | Green Arrow, Catwoman, Poison Ivy, Harley Quinn, Courtney Whitmore | Stargirl, Pat Dugan | S.T.R.I.P.E.

Relationships: Shining Knight/ Vigilante, Background Poison Ivy/ Harley Quinn, Mentioned Green Arrow/ Black Canary, Courtney Whitmore | Stargirl & Pat Dugan | S.T.R.I.P.E.

Other Tags: Established Relationship, Pride Month, Gay Shining Knight, Bi Vigilante, Gotham bits inspired by Harley Quinn cartoon, DCAU, Queer Characters

Warnings: Outing, Homophobia, Canon-Typical Fighting & Violence

Word Count: 17.9K

Chapter Count: 1 (Oneshot)

Year(s) Written: 2021

Status: Complete

Where To Read: Ao3

Greg, Get Your Knight A Cat

Summary: After seeing how well Sir Justin gets along with cats, Greg decides to look into pet adoption.

Rating: K+/ General Audiences

Category: M/M, Gen

Fandom(s): Justice League Unlimited

Characters: Shining Knight, Vigilante, Stargirl, Speedy

Relationships: Shining Knight/ Vigilante, Speedy & Stargirl

Other Tags: Sequel to In Storm Or Calm, Pet Adoption, Cat Adoption, Social Media

Warnings: Animal Death, Illness

Word Count: 6.6K

Chapter Count: 1 (Oneshot)

Year(s) Written: 2021

Status: Complete

Where To Read: Ao3

House Rules

Summary: Ava makes the mistake of giving Rory a list of things he cannot do on the Waverider. Now the Legends are taking out their frustrations of living together by making house rules

Rating: T/ Teen

Category: Gen

Fandoms: Arrowverse, DC Legends Of Tomorrow

Characters: Mick Rory | Heat Wave, Ray Palmer | The Atom, Zari Tomaz, John Constantine, Charlie, Nate Haywood | Steel, Gary Green, Mona, Sarah Lance | White Canary, Ava Sharpe

Relationships: Sarah Lance/ Ava Sharpe

Other Tags: Listfic, Humor, Crack, Crackfic, Comedy, Family, Fluff, Early Season 4

Warnings: None

Word Count: 8.4K

Chapter Count: 10

Year(s) Written: 2019

Status: Complete

Where To Read: FFN

Quick To Rise

Summary:  Earth 27's speedster got his speed quite unlike any speedster on any other Earth thanks to his Earth's unique connection to the Hyper Heaven. How did Eddie Thawne discover it? What prompted Johnny Quick's Rise to power?

Rating: T/ Teen

Category: Gen

Fandoms: Arrowverse, CW Flash, Barry Lyga's Flash

Characters: Eddie Thawne, Johnny Quick

Relationships: None

Other Tags: Earth 27, 

Warnings: Corrupt Cops, Major Character Death, Unhealthy Behavior, Emotional Distress, Killing, Death, Fighting

Word Count: 10K

Chapter Count: 5

Year(s) Written: 2018-2019

Status: Complete

Where To Read: FFN

Marvel

we felt his love and he died loving you

Summary: Magneto steps up to take care of his ex-husband Xavier’s children after his death. 

Rating: Teen

Category: Gen, M/M

Fandom(s): X-Men 97, Daredevil

Characters: Magneto, Scott, Jean, Gambit, Rogue, Hank, Storm, Morph, Jubilee, Pietro, Wanda, Logan, Matt Murdock

Relationships: Past Magneto/Xavier, Pre Rogue/Gambit, 

Other Tags: Adoption, Step-Parents, Mutant Politics

Warnings: Discussions of war, references to human experimentation

Word Count: Ongoing (100K+)

Chapter Count: Ongoing (30+)

Year(s) Written: 2024-Present

Status: Ongoing

Where To Read: ao3

I Want You In My Life (But Not Like That)

Summary: Clint and Nat take a look at their relationship over the years.

Rating: K+

Category: Gen, M/F

Fandom(s): Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel, Avengers

Characters: Clint Barton, Natasha Romanoff, Slingshot

Relationships: Clint & Nat, Clint & Slingshot

Other Tags: Aromantic Characters, Queer Themes, Queerplatonic Relationships

Warnings: mention of blood, food, scarousing, the snap, grief associated with the snap, canon character death, perceived character death  

Word Count: 3.6K

Chapter Count: 1 (oneshot)

Year(s) Written: 2023

Status: Complete

Where To Read: Ao3

They’ll Have Someone To Care For Them

Summary:  Reed wonders how his family will handle his death. The remains of the Fantastic Four try their best to support each other and the world in the wake of this loss. The Illuminati can and will rebuild.

Rating: T/ Teen

Category: Gen

Fandom(s): Doctor Strange and the Multiverse of Madness, MCU, Fantastic Four

Characters: Reed Richards, Sue Storm, Johnny Storm, Ben Grim, Franklin Richards, Valeria Richards, Stephen Strange, America Chavez, Mordo

Relationships: Reed Richards/ Susan Storm, Stephen Strange/ Christine Palmer, Medusa/ Black Bolt

Other Tags: Earth 838, X-Men, Recovery

Warnings: Major character death, grief/ mourning

Word Count: 35K

Chapter Count: 23

Year(s) Written: 2022

Status: Complete/ Hiatus

Where To Read: Ao3, FFN

Reunions

Summary: Everyone lost someone that day but after the Battle of the Earth, everyone got that someone back.

Fandom: MCU, Avengers, Endgame

Rating: K+

Category: Gen

Characters: Peter Parker | Spiderman, Ned Leeds, Clint Barton | Hawkeye, Laura Barton, Gamora, Natasha | Black Widow, Wanda Maximoff | Scarlet Witch, Peter Quill | Star Lord, Rocket Raccoon, Groot, James “Rhodey” Rhodes | War Machine, Kraglin, Mantis, Nebula, Drax, Wong, Steven Strange | Dr. Strange, T'Challa | Black Panther, M'Baku | Man-Ape, Steven Rogers | Captain America, Peggy Carter   

Relationships: Peter Parker & Ned Leeds, Clint Barton | Hawkeye/ Laura Barton, Clint Barton | Hawkeye & Gamora, Natasha | Black Widow & Gamora, Clint Barton | Hawkeye & Wanda Maximoff | Scarlet Witch,  Peter Quill | Star Lord/ Gamora, Rocket Raccoon & James “Rhodey” Rhodes | War Machine, Rocket Raccoon & Groot, Wong & Steven Strange | Dr. Strange, T'Challa | Black Panther & M'Baku | Man-Ape,  Steven Rogers | Captain America/ Peggy Carter    

Other Tags: Drabble Series, Hurt/ Comfort

Warnings: Mentions Of Death

Word Count: 11.2K

Chapter Count: 11

Year(s) Written: 2019-2020

Status: Complete, possibility of future installments

Where To Read: FFN

Sister Light And Brother Dark

Summary:  Ten years after the death of Tony Stark, his daughter finds an old journal of his but it's not what she expects. This is the journal of someone named Ultron whose last name arises many questions and threatens to tear Morgan's life apart.

Fandom: MCU, Avengers, Endgame, Age of Ultron

Rating: T/ Teen

Category: M/M, M/ F, Gen

Characters: Morgan Stark, Happy Hogan, Steven Rogers | Captain,  American, Pepper Pots

Relationships: Past Tony Stark | Iron Man/ Pepper Pots, Past Tony Stark | Iron Man/ Steven Rogers | Captain America

Other Tags: Requested Oneshot, Ultron

Warnings: References To Major Character Death, References To Cheating, Homophobia

Word Count: 6.9K

Chapter Count: 1 (Oneshot)

Year(s) Written: 2019

Status: Complete

Where To Read: FFN

Avatar: Last Airbender

Hypoxia

Summary: Mai and Ty Lee fall for each other in a Fire Nation that doesn’t accept same-sex relationships.

Rating: T

Category: F/F

Characters: Mai, Ty Lee, Azula, Zuko 

Relationships: Mai/Ty Lee, (pretend) Mai/Zuko, Ty Lee & Azula

Other Tags: Hanahaki AU, Airbender Ty Lee

Warnings: Azula, Hanahaki

Word Count: 9.8K

Chapter Count: 2 

Year(s) Written: 2023

Status: Complete

Where To Read: Ao3

Death Comes In Threes

Summary: Death, unfortunately, comes in threes. When it happens too fast, it weighs a lot heavier on the heart. Zuko is young though. He’ll bounce back. Not now, eventually though. At the moment, it just hurt a hell of a lot.

Rating: T/ Teen

Category: Gen

Fandom(s): ATLA

Characters: Zuko

Relationships: Zuko & Lu Ten, Zuko & Iroh, Zuko & Azula, Zuko & Ozai, Zuko & Ursa

Other Tags: Ventfic, hurt no comfort, family, grief, mourning

Warnings: Major Character Death, death, grief, mourning, sad

Word Count: 2K

Chapter Count: 1 (oneshot)

Year(s) Written: 2023

Status: Complete

Where To Read: Ao3

The Spirits Threw Down Their Spears And Watered Heaven With Their Tears

Summary: Weak at birth, Tui asked Agni and the Blue Spirit to give the Fire Nation’s prince life. A few months later, she asked La and Tienhai to do the same for the Northern Water Tribe’s princess. She hoped they would live normal lives. She didn’t expect them to gain the power of transformation. A dragon and a sea serpent, they don’t have much of a place in human society but all the loneliness was worth the wait to find each other and people who would accept them

Rating: T/ Teen

Category: Gen, M/F

Characters: Zuko, Yue, Pakku, Arnook, Tui, Agni, La, Wolf Spirit

Relationships: Zuko & Yue, Zuko/ Yue (Ambiguous), Tui/ La, Tui & Agni, Zuko & Arnook, Zuko & Pakku, Agni & Blue Spirit, Blue Spirit & Zuko

Other Tags: Dragon Zuko, Sea Serpent Yue, spirits, Weredragon Zuko, Wereserpent Yue, spirit pov, Northern Water Tribe, Water Tribe Zuko, Northern Water Tribe Zuko, Blue Spirit Zuko, references to the comics

Warnings:  Major Character Death, Canon Character Death, injury, canon injury

Word Count: 58K

Chapter Count: 18

Year(s) Written: 2021-2023

Status: Complete (for now)

Where To Read: Ao3, FFN

Earth And Heaven

Summary:  Many years ago, Agni, Tui, and La used the Wolf Spirit to save a Fire Nation prince and a Northern Water Tribe princess. They did not, however, notice the Earth Kingdom girl born with a weak spirit like they were. Oma and Shu wouldn't let the greater spirits' neglect kill her.

Rating: T

Category: Gen

Characters: Toph Beifong, Oma, Shu

Relationships: Oma/ Shu, Oma & Shu & Toph

Other Tags: Spirits, blinded, prequel, part of series

Warnings: injury

Word Count: 2.3K

Chapter Count: 1 (oneshot)

Year(s) Written: 2022

Status: Complete

Where To Read: Ao3

Moon Blinked

Summary: Yue always thought that the Earth Kingdom’s stories about the world sitting on the back of a lion turtle were silly. It was only after death she learned that they weren’t too far off. The sea was an angler fish and the moon was its lure. Or rather, she was its lure. With Tui gone, now Yue was to blame for all those sunken ships La swallowed and all the deaths that followed.

Rating: T

Category: Gen

Fandom(s): Avatar The Last Airbender

Characters: Yue, La, Koa

Relationships: Past Tui/ La

Other Tags: Alternate Universe, Horror, Cosmic Horror, Canon Character Death, Afterlife, Non-Canon Character Death, Dark, No Dialogue, Standalone Oneshot

Warnings: Character Death, Drowning, Hypnosis, Murder, Panic, Loss of Free Will, Abusive Relationship

Word Count: 3.5K

Chapter Count: 1 (Oneshot)

Year(s) Written: 2022

Status: Complete

Where To Read: Ao3

When Everything Goes Wrong: ATLA Edition

Summary: ATLA Incorrect Quotes (15 per chapter)

Rating: K+/ General Audiences

Category: Gen

Characters: Aang, Sokka, Suki, Zuko, Katara, Toph, Momo, Appa, Mai, Ty Lee, Azula

Relationships: Inconsistent 

Other Tags: Incorrect Quotes, No Plot, Humor, Queer Themes

Warnings: None

Word Count: 4K

Chapter Count: 10

Year(s) Written: 2020-2022

Status: Complete/Hiatus

Where To Read: Ao3, originally posted on @/atlamomo on Twitter, crossposted to tumblr as individual posts

He Is Mild, He Is Meek

Summary: Suki always wanted three things in life. One was to become a professional soccer player. The second was to live in a cute apartment filled with succulents. The third was to get a cat.

Rating: T/ Teen

Category: Gen

Characters: Suki, Momo, Sokka, Aang

Relationships: Suki & Momo, Suki & Sokka, Mentioned Aang/ Katara

Other Tags: AroWriMo 2021, Trans Suki, Aromantic Suki, Lesbian Suki, Aromantic Allosexual Character, Bisexual Sokka, Trans Aang, Cat Momo, Pet Adoption

Warnings: Mention of sex

Word Count: 6.5K

Chapter Count: 1 (Oneshot)

Year(s) Written: 2021

Status: Complete

Where To Read: Ao3, tumblr

We Dance To Fast Music

Summary: Zuko didn’t like to dance. Neither did Mai. But Ty Lee did and they’d do it for her. Fortunately for them, Ty Lee cared about how they felt and wanted to show them just how wonderful music could be. All Zuko and Mai knew were slow dances, the things of ballrooms and romance. Ty Lee only knew the dances of friendship, freedom, and fun.

Rating: K+/ General Audiences

Category: Gen, Ambiguous multi relationships

Characters: Zuko, Sokka, Suki, Ty Lee, Mai, Toph, Aang, Katara

Relationships: Aang/ Katara, Ambiguous relationships (combinations of Zuko, Mai, Ty Lee, Suki, and Sokka)

Other Tags: AroWriMo, Prompted, Dancing, Wedding, Music, Fire Nation Culture, Platonic Relationships

Warnings: None

Word Count: 7.9K

Chapter Count: 3

Year(s) Written: 2021

Status: Complete

Where To Read: Ao3, tumblr

The World Was Made By Gran Gran’s Face

Summary: Drabbles where Sokka reflects on his life and the war.

Rating: T/ Teen

Category: Gen

Characters: Sokka, Zuko, Suki, Gran Gran, Hakoda

Relationships: Sokka & Gran Gran, Mentioned Suki/ Sokka

Other Tags: Drabble collection, Reflection, War, No Dialogue

Warnings: None

Word Count: 8.5K

Chapter Count: 10

Year(s) Written: 2020-2021

Status: Complete

Where To Read: Ao3, tumblr

The World Was Red

Summary: The world was red and Sokka didn't know how long he could keep Toph from falling off that airship

Rating: T/ Teen

Category: Gen

Characters: Sokka, Toph, Suki

Relationships: Sokka & Suki & Toph

Other Tags: Poem, No Dialogue, Removed Chapter From The World Was Made By Gran Gran’s Face

Warnings: Near Death Experience

Word Count: <1K

Chapter Count: 1 (Oneshot)

Year(s) Written: 2021

Status: Complete

Where To Read: FFN

Momo & Zuko

Summary:  Zuko wasn't expecting to be accepted into the group very quickly. He didn't expect the Avatar's lemur to be the first to do so either.

Rating: K/ General Audiences 

Category: Gen

Characters: Zuko, Momo

Relationships: Zuko & Momo

Other Tags: Friendship

Warnings: Mentions of Canonical Genocide

Word Count: 1.7K

Chapter Count: 1 (Oneshot)

Year(s) Written: 2020

Status: Complete

Where To Read: FFN

Pokémon 

The Normal Amount of Pain Is None

Summary: Ingo deals with his chronic pain after returning to Unova.

Rating: General Audiences

Category: Gen

Characters: Ingo, Emmet

Relationships: Ingo & Emmet

Other Tags: Chronic Pain

Warnings: None

Word Count: 2K

Chapter Count: 1 (Oneshot)

Year(s) Written: 2024

Status: Complete

Where To Read: ao3

Boss, Warden, Alpha

Summary: The second unused epilogue of Masking. Ingo publishes his memoir and does a Q&A!

Rating: T

Category: Gen

Characters: Ingo, Emmet, Elesa

Relationships: Ingo & Emmet & Elesa

Other Tags: Hisuian Zoroark Ingo

Warnings: see Masking

Word Count: 5K

Chapter Count: 1 (oneshot)

Year(s) Written: 2023

Status: Complete

Where To Read: Ao3

Whoops, We Forgot to Tell Iris

Summary: First unused epilogue of Masking.

Rating: T

Category: Gen

Characters: Rei, Iris, Ingo, Emmet, Elesa, Drayden

Relationships: Rei & Iris

Other Tags: Hisuian Zoroark Ingo

Warnings: mention of past death

Word Count: 2.6K

Chapter Count: 1 (oneshot)

Year(s) Written: 2023

Status: Complete

Where To Read: Ao3

Destructive Interference

Summary: Ingo, now a Hisuian Zoroark, gives up on his attempt to return to human life and allows Rei to become his trainer. Masking spin-off.

Rating: T

Category: Gen

Fandom(s): Pokemon, Pokemon Legends of Arceus, Submas

Characters: Ingo, Rei, Emmet, Elesa, N, Gliscor, Typhlosion, Roserade, Lucario, Chandelure, Zoroark, Zorua

Relationships: Ingo & Rei, Ingo & Gliscor, Ingo & Emmet, Ingo & Various Pokemon

Other Tags: Spin-Off, Hisuian Zoroark Ingo, Dad/Uncle Ingo, Time Travel, Hisui, Sinnoh, Unova

Warnings: Mentions of Pokemon eating other Pokemon, themes about death

Word Count: 60K

Chapter Count: 14

Year(s) Written: 2023-2024

Status: Complete

Where To Read: ao3

Immortality Is Hard On The Mind

Summary: An immortal Volo finds the twins ten years before Ingo’s disappearance. Friendship ensues.

Rating: T

Category: Gen

Fandom(s): Pokémon (Games: BW/B2W2, Legends of Arceus, SM/USUM, Conquest, XY)

Characters: Volo, Ingo, Emmet, Elesa, Volo’s Spiritomb, Nanu, Anabel, Looker, AZ, Akari, Cogita

Relationships: Volo & Ingo & Emmet & Elesa, Volo & Nanu, Nanu & Anabel & Looker, Volo & AZ, Volo & Cogita, Volo & Akari, Volo & Spiritomb

Other Tags: Platonic Relationships, Roommates, Friendship, Submas, College, Dad Ingo, Dad Volo, Unova, Galar, Ransei, Alola, Johto, Arceus, (Canon-Typical) Superpowers, Trains, Modeling, Pokéball Crafting

Warnings: suicidal ideation, war, mentioned, Pokémon death, mental health issues, memory loss, forced memory loss, Ultra Beasts, canon-typical fighting and violence, (some) swearing

Word Count: 50K

Chapter Count: 15

Year(s) Written: 2023

Status: Complete

Where To Read: ao3, FFN

Masking

Summary: Ingo dies and comes back as a Zorua, has to figure out how to make a convincing illusion of himself, and returns to the present.

Rating: T

Category: Gen

Fandom(s): Pokémon (Video Games), Pokémon Legends of Arceus, Pokémon Black & White

Characters: Ingo, Hisuian Zoroark, Hisuian Zorua, Alpha Zoroark, Emmet, Drayden, Rei, Elesa, Lady Sneasler, Gliscor, Machamp, Probopass, Magnezone, Tangrowth, Alakazam, Melli, Zisu, Chandelure, Allister

Relationships: Ingo & Emmet, Emmet & Elesa, Ingo & Drayden, Ingo & Rei, Ingo & Lady Sneasler, Ingo & Chandelure, Ingo & His Team

Other Tags: Submas, Time Travel, Zoroark Ingo, Hisuian Zoroark Ingo, Illusions, Amnesia, Memory Loss, Uncle Ingo, Dad Ingo, Uncle Drayden, Autistic Characters, Ingo Has A Mission, Arceus Nonsense, Pearl Clan, Interpol, Reunion, Ghost Train

Warnings: major character death (prior to fic), dead bodies, Pokémon eating/hunting other Pokémon, warnings in each chapter when applicable

Word Count: 80K

Chapter Count: 20

Year(s) Written: 2023

Status: Complete

Where To Read: Ao3, FFN

Gender’s A Spectacle

Summary: After a lesson about the gender differences between pokemon, Kukui realizes that gender as a concept doesn’t apply to pokemon in the same way as humans. As a pokemon professor, that’s probably something he should understand, right?

Rating: K/ General Audiences

Category: Gen

Fandom(s): Pokemon, Pokemon Anime Sun/ Moon

Characters: Professor Kukui, Meowth, Kukui’s Students

Relationships: Kukui & Students, Kukui & Meowth, Kukui & His Pokemon

Other Tags: Trans Themes, Gender, Pokemon School, Kukui’s Pokemon

Warnings: Mentions of gender dysphoria, discussion of trans themes

Word Count: 4K

Chapter Count: 1 (Oneshot)

Year(s) Written: 2021-2022

Status: Complete

Where To Read: Ao3

Silence Was His Savior

Summary: Bill dead and his lighthouse destroyed, Ash is afraid to tell Professor Oak what happened. Afterall, the only reason he survived was that he couldn’t speak the words that angered that Dragonite. Professor Oak didn't have that luxury.

Rating: T

Category: Gen

Characters: Ash Ketchum, Professor Samuel Oak, Ash’s Charmander

Relationships: Ash Ketchum & Professor Samuel Oak

Other Tags: Fic of a fic, Mute Character, Mute Ash Ketchum, Dragon Pokemon, Aura Guardian Ash, Riolu, Charmander, Dratini, Seadra, Dragonite

Warnings: Post-Character Death, Panic Attacks

Word Count: >3K

Chapter Count: 1 (Oneshot)

Year(s) Written: 2022

Status: Complete

Where To Read: Ao3

Heels On The Linoleum 

Summary:  Nurse Joy enters the Pokémon Center for the first time since graduating nursing school.

Rating: K+/ General Audiences

Category: Gen

Characters: Nurse Joy, Chansey 

Relationships: Nurse Joy & Chansey

Other Tags: Drabble, Trans Female Character, Trans Nurse Joy

Warnings: None

Word Count: <1K

Chapter Count: 1 (Oneshot)

Year(s) Written: 2021

Status: Complete

Where To Read: Ao3

Vines

Summary: Blake has always been unhappy with his life in Pewter City and had never considered becoming a Pokemon Trainer until he befriended a wild Ivysaur and decided to follow a new path.

Rating: T/ Teen

Category: Gen

Characters: OCs

Relationships: OC & Pokemon

Other Tags: Writing Challenge, Ivysaur, In-Game Universe, Original Characters

Warnings: References to Depression, Mentions of Death, Injury

Word Count: 32.8K

Chapter Count: 15

Year(s) Written: 2018

Status: Complete

Where To Read: FFN

Sycamore

Summary: As a child, Professor Sycamore took a pokemon journey of his own. From traveling through the region, catching pokemon, befriending trainers, and fighting off pokemon poachers, Augustine learns why pokemon are such amazing creatures and discovers his love for them that leads him to become Kalos's pokemon professor.

Rating: T/ Teen

Category: Gen

Characters: Professor Augustine Sycamore, Riley, Buck, Myer, Sophie

Relationships: Sycamore & Riley, Sycamore & Pokemon, Riley & Pokemon, Sycamore & Myer & Sophie & Buck

Other Tags: Pokemon XY, Lucario, Litleo, Starter Pokemon, Kalos Adventure

Warnings: Death

Word Count: ?

Chapter Count: Around 50 written, less than 20 posted as of June 2021

Year(s) Written: 2017

Status: Hiatus 

Where To Read: FFN

Miraculous Ladybug

(Drag) Kings and Queens

Summary: Three levels of identity shenanigans! Chat Noir is a drag performer who commissions clothes from Ladybug as Adrien and Marinette attempted to have a cishet relationship as Adriana and Marino.

Rating: Teen

Category: M/F, M/M

Fandom(s): Miraculous Ladybug

Characters: Adrien, Marinette, Nathaniel, Marc, Nino, Alya, Alix

Relationships: Adrien/Marinette, Nino/Alya, Marc/Nathaniel

Other Tags: Drag

Warnings: Drag-typical sexual humor

Word Count: 17.6K

Chapter Count: Ongoing

Year(s) Written: 2024

Status: Complete

Where To Read: ao3

Some Real Important Thing

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Where To Read: ao3

Naruto

Thought That Cupid Shot Me With Love But It Was Only An Aro

Summary: Soulmates were supposed to be the other half of your soul. Your one true love. Ino always dreamed of finding her soulmate. Sai never wanted one. Still, they cared for each other so they were going to make it work. Somehow.

Rating: T/ Teen

Category: M/F

Characters: Sai, Ino, Kakashi, Shikamaru, Choji, Shin

Relationships: Sai & Ino, Sai/ Ino, Mentioned Kakashi/ Gai

Other Tags: AroWriMo 2021, Aromantic Character, Soulmate AU

Warnings: Aphobia

Word Count: 10K

Chapter Count: 1 (Oneshot)

Year(s) Written: 2021

Status: Complete

Where To Read: Ao3, FFN, tumblr

Dreaming Is A Universal Language

Summary:  Gaara has suffered from insomnia his entire life thanks to the Tailed Beast Sealed into him but he's finally been freed from Shukaku's influence and can finally sleep… If he can remember how. He might need some help from his overbearing, over affectionate siblings.

Rating: T/ Teen

Category: Gen

Characters: Gaara, Temari, Kankuro

Relationships: Gaara & Temari & Kankuro

Other Tags: Family, Fluff, Insomnia, Cuddles

Warnings: Shukaku

Word Count: 2.9K

Chapter Count: 1 (Oneshot)

Year(s) Written: 2019

Status: Compleye

Where To Read: FFN

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2012)

Four Corners Of The Earth

Summary:  The four turtle brothers have lived apart for nearly their entire lives after being ripped from Splinter's care as children. Whey they come into contact again, each turtle must decide whether to continue their lives or return to their family.

Rating: T/ Teen & Up

Category: Gen

Characters: Leonardo, Tiger Claw, Karai, Rocksteady, Michelangelo, Bebop, Leatherhead, Mondo Gecko, Raphael, Slash, Fishface, Casey Jones, Donatello, Rockwell, Rahzar, April O’Neil, Splinter, Shedder 

Relationships: Leo & Tiger Claw & Karai & Rocksteady,  Michelangelo & Bebop & Leatherhead & Mondo Gecko, Raphael & Slash & Fishface & Casey Jones, Donatello & Rockwell & Rahzar & April O’Neil

Other Tags: AU, Found Family, Adventure, Series Installment

Warnings: Major Character Death, Kidnapping, Canon-Typical Fighting & Violence

Word Count: 21.7K

Chapter Count: 14

Year(s) Written: 2018

Status: Complete, undergoing editing

Where To Read: FFN

Four Corners Of The Earth: Prequel

Summary: Oneshots and short stories in the Four Corners AU

Rating: T/ Teen

Category: Gen

Characters: Leonardo, Tiger Claw, Karai, Rocksteady, Michelangelo, Bebop, Leatherhead, Mondo Gecko, Raphael, Slash, Fishface, Casey Jones, Donatello, Rockwell, Rahzar, April O’Neil, Splinter, Shedder

Relationships: Varies

Other Tags: Family, Adventure, Origins

Warnings: Varies

Word Count: < 80K

Chapter Count: 30 (ongoing)

Year(s) Written: 2018-?

Status: Hiatus (as of 12/31/2018)

Where To Read: FFN

Four Corners Of The Earth II: Clans And Kraang

Summary: With the four turtle brothers reunited once more, the Hamato Clan has been restored but the mutants aren't ready to relax. The remains of the Foot are rising up once again and strange aliens have appeared in New York. How will the new Hamtos handle facing figures from their pasts? How will the turtles combat the Kraang's interest in them?

Rating: T/ Teen

Category: Gen

Characters: Leonardo, Tiger Claw, Karai, Rocksteady, Michelangelo, Bebop, Leatherhead, Mondo Gecko, Raphael, Slash, Fishface, Casey Jones, Donatello, Rockwell, Rahzar, April O’Neil, Splinter, Shedder

Relationships: Leo & Tiger Claw & Karai & Rocksteady,  Michelangelo & Bebop & Leatherhead & Mondo Gecko, Raphael & Slash & Fishface & Casey Jones, Donatello & Rockwell & Rahzar & April O’Neil

Other Tags: AU, Found Family, Adventure, Series Installment

Warnings: Canon-Typical Fighting & Violence

Word Count: ?

Chapter Count: ?

Year(s) Written: 2018-?

Status: Hiatus (see first chapter for details)

Where To Read: FFN

Funeral Fight

Summary:  When the turtles and their allies head to the farmhouse for Splinter's funeral, their pets go for a walk in the woods. Chompy Picasso, Ice Cream Kitty, and Dr. Cluckingsworth MD run into a dangerous foe and they must fight for their lives.

Rating: K+/ General Audiences

Category: Gen

Characters: Ice Cream Kitty, Chompy Picasso, Dr. Cluckingsworth MD

Relationships: Ice Cream Kitty & Chompy Picasso & Dr. Cluckingsworth MD

Other Tags: Requested Oneshot, Crack, Humor, Family

Warnings: Canon-Typical Fighting & Violence

Word Count: 6K

Chapter Count: 1 (Oneshot)

Year(s) Written: 2018

Status: Complete

Where To Read: FFN

Dimension 20

5 Times Lisa Did Not Like G13 and 1 Time She DidLion Guard

Summary: G13 comes to the real world and joins life in Lake Elsinore. Lisa is not happy about it.

Rating: T

Category: Gen

Fandom(s): Never Stop Blowing Up

Characters: Usha, G13, Lisa, Barsimmeon, Wendell, Liv, Russell, Paula, Dang

Relationships: Usha & G13, Usha/Barsimmeon, Usha & Everyone

Other Tags: 5+1 Things

Warnings: Mentions of human and animal death, fighting

Word Count: 6.7K

Chapter Count: 1 (oneshot)

Year(s) Written: 2024

Status: Complete 

Where To Read: ao3

Siku Ya Wazazi

Summary: Simba and Bunga have never gotten along but on the day of Siku Ya Wazazi, Parents Day, they decide to do something special for their adoptive dads Timon and Pumbaa.

Rating: K/ General Aduiences

Category: Gen

Characters: Simba, Bunga, Timon, Pumbaa, 

Relationships: Simba/ Nala, Simba & Bunga, Timon & Pumbaa, Simba & Bunga & Timon & Pumbaa

Other Tags: Family, Fluff

Warnings: None

Word Count: 2.5K

Chapter Count: 1 (Oneshot)

Year(s) Written: 2020

Status: Complete

Where To Read: FFN

Disenchantment

Mosiac

Summary: We are just mosaics of everyone we love and that mosaic shows everyone we love how beautiful they are. Bean doesn't think she can love like everyone else but maybe that's okay.

Rating: T/ Teen

Category: Gen

Characters: Bean

Relationships: Bean & Everyone

Other Tags: AroWriMo, No Dialogue, Aromantic Character, Aroallo Character

Warnings: None

Word Count: 2K

Chapter Count: 1 (Oneshot)

Year(s) Written: 2021

Status: Complete

Where To Read: Ao3, FFN, tumblr

Eliza And Her Monsters

She Doesn’t Swim, She Drowns

Summary: “They say I came from the Far Sea, even after they saw me rise from the mouth of a sunset rider in the true sea. I, however, knew I was from the second sea.” When Eliza begins to question if she can finish Monstrous Sea, she finds herself on planet Oracus, just at the beginning of Amity’s story.

Rating: T

Category: Gen, M/F

Characters: Eliza Murk, Amity, Faren, the Watcher

Relationships: Eliza & Amity, Faren/ Amity, Mentioned Eliza/ Walden

Other Tags: NANOWriMo, birthday gift

Warnings: Injury, mentions of drowning, mentions of drugs, panic attacks, imprisonment

Word Count: 10.7K

Chapter Count: 3

Year(s) Written: 2021

Status: Complete

Where To Read: Ao3

Puss In Boots

We’re Not Star-Crossed

Summary: Puss could’ve destroyed the map but that didn’t really seem fair. He got what he wanted. So did Kitty, Perrito, Goldi, and the bears. Loved ones were really what anyone wanted in the end and they all got it. Why not spread the love?  

Rating: K+/ General Audiences

Category: Gen

Fandom(s): Puss In Boots 2 The Last Wish

Characters: Puss, Kitty, Perrito, Lobo, Goldilocks, Baby Bear, Mama Bear, Papa Bear

Relationships: Ambiguous Relationships, Puss & Kitty & Perrito & Lobo, Goldi & Bears

Other Tags: Soulmate AU, Soulfamily, Soulmate-Identifying Marks

Warnings: Canon Character Death, Canon-typical fighting & violence

Word Count: 3.2K

Chapter Count: 1 (oneshot)

Year(s) Written: 2023

Status: Complete

Where To Read: Ao3

Spirited (2022)

Hematite Stones

Summary: Clint wants to give a Christmas gift to Roberto, only he isn’t quite sure how.

Rating: T/ Teen

Category: M/M

Characters: Roberto, Clint

Relationships: Roberto/ Clint

Other Tags: Christmas, Fluff, Gift-Giving

Warnings: None

Word Count: 1K

Chapter Count: 1 (oneshot)

Year(s) Written: 2022

Status: Complete

Where To Read: Ao3

Burn The Body That Isn’t Mine

Summary: Clint has a complicated relationship with his body. He isn’t happy watching his loved ones dispose of it but he can’t say he hates it.

Rating: T+/ Teen

Category: Gen

Characters: Clint Briggs

Relationships: Clint Briggs & Present, Clint Briggs & Owen Briggs, Clint Briggs & Kimberly, Clint Briggs & Carrie Briggs, Clint Briggs & Wren Briggs

Other Tags: Dead Character, Trans Male Character, Trans Clint Briggs, No Dialogue, No Romantic Relationships

Warnings: Religion, transphobia, death, internalized transphobia, mental health, mentions of suicide, gender dysphoria, trauma, descriptions of dead bodies, references to sexual organs

Word Count: 2.4K

Chapter Count: 1 (Oneshot)

Year(s) Written: 2022

Status: Complete

Where To Read: Ao3

A Symptom of Our Relationship

Summary: Clint and Present only get to see each other once a year. Present is always thrilled to see his boyfriend but this Christmas, some insecurities are letting themselves be seen.

Rating: T/ Teen

Category: M/M

Characters: Clint, Present, Kimberly, Jacob, Past, Future

Relationships: Clint/ Present

Other Tags: Fluff, Hurt/ Comfort, Romantic Fluff, Established Relationship

Warnings: Insecurity

Word Count: 1.7K

Chapter Count: 1 (oneshot)

Year(s) Written: 2022

Status: Complete

Where To Read: Ao3

Do I Even Know My Own Name?

Summary: Kimberly tells Roberto that she knows his name isn’t really Roberto. The Scrooge in him proceeds to panic.

Rating: K+/ General Audiences

Category: M/F, Gen

Characters: Present, Kimberly

Relationships: Kimberly/ Present

Other Tags: A Christmas Carol, Identity Reveal, Relationships, Established Relationship, Identity Issues

Warnings: None

Word Count: 900

Chapter Count: 1 (Oneshot)

Year(s) Written: 2022

Status: Complete

Where To Read: Ao3

Beautiful In A Moment

Summary: Clint recalls how he fell in love with Kimberly and Present.

Rating: T/ Teen

Category: M/M, M/F, Multi, Ambiguous

Characters: Clint Briggs, Present, Kimberly

Relationships: Ambiguous Relationships, Clint/ Present/ Kimberly, Present/ Kimberly, Clint/ Present, Clint/ Kimberly, Past Clint/ Nora

Other Tags: Falling In Love, Ambiguous Relationships, Ambiguous Sexuality, Bisexual Character, Bisexuality, Aromanticism, Aromantic Character, Pansexuality, Pansexual Character, Polyamory, Polyamory Character, Queerplatonic Relationship, Queer Themes, Aspec Themes, Mspec Themes, MLM

Warnings: Dead character

Word Count: 2.3K

Chapter Count: 1 (Oneshot)

Year(s) Written: 2022

Status: Complete

Where To Read: Ao3

Mix Up

Summary: Clint can’t figure out the casting choice for GP Future and GP Past. He feels like it should be the other way around. But, he can’t exactly ask so he and Carrie take it upon themselves to poke around.

Rating: T/ Teen

Category: Gen

Characters: Clint Briggs, Carrie Briggs, Past, Future

Relationships: Clint & Carrie, Past & Future, Clint & Carrie & Past & Future

Other Tags: Siblings, Sephora

Warnings: Embarrassment

Word Count: 2.2K

Chapter Count: 1 (Oneshot)

Year(s) Written: 2022

Status: Complete

Where To Read: Ao3

Grocery Run? More Like Grocery Pun

Summary: Present goes grocery shopping. Clint tags along with some flirty food puns. Only, Present doesn’t realize he’s being hit on.

Rating:

Category: M/M

Fandom(s): Spirited

Characters: Clint Briggs, GP Present | Roberto

Relationships: Clint/ Present

Other Tags: Domestic Fluff, Grocery Shopping, Getting Together, Pining, Puns

Warnings: Swearing, penis joke

Word Count: 2K

Chapter Count: 1 (Oneshot)

Year(s) Written: 2022

Status: Complete

Where To Read: Ao3

Then To Finish, We’ll Snuggle

Summary: Clint and Present cuddle up and watch Christmas movies. Clint really wants his boyfriend to watch Elf.

Rating: T

Category: M/M

Characters: Ghost of Christmas Present | Present | Roberto, Clint Briggs

Relationships: Present/ Clint

Other Tags: Movie Watching, Elf, Acceptance, Fluff, Fluff And Angst, Fluff With A Sad Ending, Established Relationship

Warnings: Dead character

Word Count: 1.4K

Chapter Count: 1 (Oneshot)

Year(s) Written: 2022

Status: Complete

Where To Read: Ao3

Bros Before Hoes

Summary: After Clint becomes the Ghost of Christmas Present, Past tries to pick up where they left off. Unfortunately for her, their encounter had a lot more significance for her than it did for Clint.

Rating: T

Category: M/F

Characters: Clint Briggs, Past

Relationships: Clint Briggs/ Past (One sided), Clint Briggs & Present, Clint Briggs/ Present (if you want)

Other Tags: One Sided Feelings, Crack Treated Seriously, Miscommunication

Warnings: Reference to sex

Word Count: 635

Chapter Count: 1 (Oneshot)

Year(s) Written: 2022

Status: Complete

Where to read: Ao3

Present Lost, Present Gained

Summary: Clint and Future Get Street Tacos

Rating: T

Category: Gen

Characters: Clint Briggs, Ghost of Christmas Future

Relationships: Clint & Future

Other Tags: Worldbuiling, friendship

Warnings: Food, swearing

Word Count: 2.3K

Chapter Count: 1 (Oneshot)

Year(s) Written: 2022

Status: Complete

Where To Read: Ao3

Medium

Summary: The Ghosts get a message from a mortal. Apparently, Roberto has been trying to contact them.

Rating: T

Category: M/F, Gen

Characters: Clint Briggs, Ghost of Christmas Present | Present | Roberto, Ghost of Christmas Past | Past, Ghost of Christmas Yet-To Come | Ghost of Christmas Future | Future, Jacob Marley, Kimberly,

Relationships: Clint & Present | Roberto, Clint & Ghosts, Present | Roberto/ Kimberly

Other Tags: Reunion, Seeing Ghosts, Afterlife

Warnings: Mention of drugs, dead character

Word Count: 3.2K

Chapter Count: 1 (oneshot)

Year(s) Written: 2022

Status: Complete

Where To Read: ao3

Crossovers

Synapses

Summary: Sheldon tells his friends about his soulmates and why they've never met them.

Rating: K+/ General Audiences

Category: Gen, M/F

Fandom(s): Big Bang Theory, Young Sheldon

Characters: Sheldon, Amy, Penny, Leonard, Howard, Bernadette, Raj, Dr. Sturgis, Paige

Relationships: Canon Romantic Relationships, Sheldon & Paige & Dr. Sturgis

Other Tags: Soulmate AU, Platonic Soulmates

Warnings: Mentions of death

Word Count: 2K

Chapter Count: 1 (oneshot)

Year(s) Written: 2023

Status: Complete

Where To Read: Ao3

Spider-Man And The Watchling

Summary:  After her return from Oracus, Eliza continues to navigate her life at high school and finds a friend in Peter Parker. Eliza isn't exactly interested in making new friends but claims to know what its like to have a secret identity. Maybe he knows how to help with her newly-developed powers.

Rating: T/ Teen

Category: Gen, M/F

Fandom(s): Eliza & Her Monsters, mcu, Spider-Man

Characters: Eliza, Wallace, Peter

Relationships: Eliza/ Wallace, Eliza & Peter

Other Tags: Superpowers, canon mute character, Trans Peter Parker

Warnings: Panic, more in author’s notes

Word Count: 6.6K

Chapter Count: 3

Year(s) Written: 2022

Status: Complete

Where To Read: Ao3

Signal

Summary: Raccoon has Tchotchke send out the signal for an emergency meeting. To the group’s surprise, another pet has been able to hear the signal all this time. Krypto joins the group!

Rating: K+/ General Audiences

Category:

Fandom(s): HouseBroken, DC League of Super-Pets, DCU

Characters: Krypto, the Group

Relationships: Krypto & the Group

Other Tags: Animals, Friendship

Warnings: Cartoon/ canon typical violence

Word Count: 2.1K

Chapter Count: 1 (oneshot)

Year(s) Written: 2022

Status: Complete

Where To Read: Ao3

To Touch Each And Every Life

Summary: The world remembered the day as the Day of Story and Song as the day everyone learned the tale of the seven heroes who saved the universe and their time on a hundred worlds. Ben remembered it as the day he learned he wasn’t alone. Even if he’d never meet the Red Robed crew, their actions changed his whole life. He’d never forget them.

Rating: K+/ General Audiences

Category: Gen

Fandom(s): Ben 10, The Adventure Zone (Balance)

Characters: Ben Tennyson

Relationships: Mentioned Barry Bluejeans/ Lup Taaco

Other Tags: Character Study, TAZ Characters Only Mentioned, Johan Appreciation, Oneshots Building On Each Other, TAZ B, TAZ Balance

Warnings: Mentions of canon deaths

Word Count: 7.3K

Chapter Count: 5

Year(s) Written: 2022

Status: Complete

Where To Read: Ao3

I Used To Dream, I used To Fly

Summary: After Papa G’s untimely death, the Kid is adopted by a man named Hal Jordan and his son Ben Tennyson. Things are good but there are still aliens after the Stones of Power and Kid doesn’t know why. Maybe he’ll get some answers in Bellwood.

Rating: K/ General Audiences

Category: Gen, M/F

Fandoms: Kid Cosmic, Ben 10, Green Lantern, DC Comics- All Media Types

Characters: Kid Cosmic, Ben Tennyson, Hal Jordan, Jimmy Jones, Jo

Relationships: Past Hal Jordan/ Carol Ferris, Mentioned Ben Tennyson/ Jo, Kid Cosmic & Ben Tennyson | Ben 10 & Hal Jordan | Green Lantern, Kid Cosmic & Ben 10, Kid Cosmic & Hal Jordan, Kid & Jimmy Jones, Kid & Tuna Sandwich

Other Tags: Adoption AU, Crossover, Father-Son Relationship, Brotherly Bonding, Family Bonding, Alien Powers, Secret Identities, Friendship, Childhood

Warnings: Mentioned Major Character Death

Word Count: 10K

Chapter Count: 5

Year(s) Written: 2021

Status: Complete

Where To Read: Ao3, FFN

Voiceless

Summary: A pair of Osmosians plagued by visions, a lost Necrofriggian, an outcast Sludgepuppy, an ostracized Cerebrocrustacean, a mocked Nagasapien. Some species have advantages over others, some do not, but these six won't let the Plumber Academy or Servantis keep them from becoming who they're meant to be.

Rating: T/ Teen

Category: Gen

Fandoms: Sanders Sides, Ben 10

Characters: Roman, Remus, Patton, Logan, Virgil, Deceit (Janus), Rook Blonko, Scout, Ben Tennyson, Kevin Levin, Helen Wheels, Pierce Wheels, Manny Armstrong, Alan Albright, Argit, Servantis

Relationships: Roman & Remus, Scout & Rook & Logan & Patton & Virgil & Deceit, 

Other Tags: Worldbuilding, Sanders Sides As Aliens, Plumber Academy

Warnings: Canon-Typical Fighting & Violence, Visions

Word Count: ?

Chapter Count: 30

Year(s) Written: 2020-?

Status: In Progress

Where To Read: Ao3, FFN

Nightmare Before Sunset

Summary: One was four and four was one. The sharp eyed jay, the roaring lion, the gentle dove, and the great fire's reign has ended. Now comes the rise of new heirs. Vigilance, bravery, love, and intellect seize power of time passed. Light will overcome darkness. Or, the Dark Forest has returned and a new group of cats must rise up to fulfill the prophecy.

Rating: T/ Teen

Category: Gen

Fandoms: Sanders Sides, Warriors Cats, TS Shorts, Cartoon Therapy

Characters: Virgil, Logan, Roman, Remus, Patton, Janus

Relationships: Virgil & Janus, Virgil & Jayfeather, Patton & Roman, Janus & Remus, Logan & Remus

Other Tags: Gift For A Friend, Sides Use Different Names, Dark Forest, No OCs, Short Vid Characters, Cartoon Therapy Characters

Warnings: Canon-Typical Fighting & Violence

Word Count: 100K

Chapter Count: 20

Year(s) Written: 2019-2020

Status: Complete

Where To Read: Ao3, FFN

Princes Are Always Just Out Of Reach

Summary: He was everything she wanted and it hurt to find out he was also everything she couldn’t have. But where Marinette can't have a boyfriend in Roman, she found a friend in Remus.

Rating: T/ Teen

Category: Gen, M/M

Fandoms: Sanders Sides, Miraculous

Characters: Marinette Dupain-Cheng, Remus, Roman, Tikki, Plagg

Relationships: Remus & Roman, Onesided Roman/ Marinette, Roman/ Virgil, Remus & Marinette, Remus & Plagg, Marinette & Tikki

Other Tags: One-Sided Relationship, Remus As Chat Noir, Prinxiety, Akuma Attack, Secret Identity Reveal

Warnings: Canon Typical Fighting & Violence, Rejection

Word Count: 10.8K

Chapter Count: 1 (Oneshot)

Year(s) Written: 2020

Status: Complete

Where To Read: Ao3, FFN

Why Don’t You Play Me One Of Your Songs?

Summary: Logan professes his love for Patton through song.

Rating: K+/ General Audiences

Category: M/M

Fandoms: Sanders Sides, BoJack Horseman

Characters: Logan, Patton

Relationships: Patton/ Logan

Other Tags: Valentine’s Day Fic, Songfic

Warnings: None

Word Count: 1.4K

Chapter Count: 1 (Oneshot)

Year(s) Written: 2021

Status: Complete

Where To Read: tumblr, Ao3

Island Visitors

Summary: The Turtles are transported to another world where the creatures from their new favorite game/ tv show are real.

Rating:  K/ General Audiences

Category: Gen

Fandoms: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Pokemon

Characters: Leonardo, Raphael, Michelangelo, Donatello, April O’Neil, Casey Jones, Splinter | Hamato Yoshi, Ice Creak Kitty, Riley 

Relationships: TMNT Characters & Riley

Other Tags: Crossover, Transportation to Another Universe

Warnings: None

Word Count: 3.5K

Chapter Count: 1 (Oneshot)

Year(s) Written: 2018

Status: Complete

Where To Read: FFN

Series

Rooks Gets the Omnitrix AU

Summary: AU where Rook gets the Omnitrix.

Rating: T/ Teen

Category: Gen

Fandom(s): Ben 10

Characters: Rook Blonko, Rook Shar, Tetrax Shard, Wat-Sen, Scout, Bahrvad, Xylene, Rayona, Young One | Rook Ben, Rook Da, Ben Tennyson, Kevin Levin, Gwen Tennyson

Relationships: Rook & Scout, Rook & Shar, Rook & Tetrax & Wat-Sen & Shar, Bahrvad & Xylene

Other Tags: Worldbuilding, Revonnah, Galvan Prime, Anur Transyl, Plumber Academy, Tom Perkins Aliens, Derrek J. Wyatt Aliens, Rook/ Rayona- Freeform, Political Themes

Warnings: Canon-Typical Fighting & Violence

Word Count: ~180K

Total Installment Count: 9

Year(s) Written: 2021-2023

Status: Complete/Hiatus

Where To Read: Ao3, FFN

Installments (See above): Mutability, Heroes Never Rest, I May Be A Monster But You’re Dr. Frankenstein, I See Your Monsters, High Tide At Home, Hiraeth, Dissonant Strings, Used To Dream of You Next To Me, Water’s Fine

Four Corners Of The Earth

Summary: The turtles are separated at a young age and scattered across the globe. But, as Master Splinter is dying, he contacts them all and they, along with their new families, return to New York to reform the Hamato Clan.

Rating: T/ Teen

Category: Gen

Fandom(s): TMNT 2021

Characters: Leonardo, Tiger Claw, Karai, Rocksteady, Michelangelo, Bebop, Leatherhead, Mondo Gecko, Raphael, Slash, Fishface, Casey Jones, Donatello, Rockwell, Rahzar, April O’Neil, Splinter, Shedder 

Relationships: Leo & Tiger Claw & Karai & Rocksteady,  Michelangelo & Bebop & Leatherhead & Mondo Gecko, Raphael & Slash & Fishface & Casey Jones, Donatello & Rockwell & Rahzar & April O’Neil

Other Tags: AU, Found Family, Adventure

Warnings: Canon-Typical Fighting & Violence, Kidnapping, Major Character Death

Word Count: ?

Total Installment Count: ?

Year(s) Written: 2018-?

Status: Hiatus/ Ongoing

Where To Read: FFN (Part 1, Part 2, Prequel) 

Installments (See above): Four Corners Of The Earth, Four Corners Of The Earth II: Clans And Kraang, Four Corners Of The Earth: Prequel

The Ancients

Summary: After the Dark Forest battle, a stranger visits the clans from a distant land to tell the three that their powers are not lost and their destiny is not over.

Rating: T/ Teen

Category: Gen

Fandom(s): Warriors Cats

Characters: Lionblaze, Jayfeather, Dovewing, OC

Relationships: Lionblaze & OC, Lionblaze/ Cinderheart, Past Jayfeather/ Half Moon, Jayfeather & Lionblaze, Lionblaze & Jayfeather & Dovewing

Other Tags: Adventure, Friendship, Tribes

Warnings: Canon Typical Fighting & Violence, Cults

Word Count: ~117K

Total Installment Count: ?

Year(s) Written: 2018-2019

Status: Complete

Where To Read: FFN (Part 1, Part 2)

Installments (See above): The Ancient Spirits, The Ancient Tribes

Moon’s Blessings

Summary: Weak at birth, Zuko and Yue are blessed by the spirits and gievn the power of transformation.

Rating: T/ Teen

Category: Gen, M/F

Fandom(s): ATLA

Characters: Zuko, Yue, Pakku, Arnook, Aang, Sokka, Katara

Relationships: Ambiguous Zuko/ Yue, Tui/ La, Pakku & Zuko, Yue & Arnook

Other Tags: Weredragon, Dragon Zuko, Sea Serpent Yue

Warnings: Canon Major Character Death, Canon Depictions Of Abuse, Abandonment

Word Count: 63K

Total Installment Count: 3

Year(s) Written: 2021-2023

Status: Complete/Hiatus

Where To Read: Ao3, FFN

Installments (See above): The Spirits Threw Down Their Spears And Watered Heaven With Their Tears, Earth And Heaven, Moon Blinked

Clint & Ghosts Oneshots

Summary: Clint, now Christmas Present, bonds with the other Ghosts.

Rating: T

Category: Gen

Fandom(s): Spirited (2022)

Characters: Clint, Future, Past, Present

Other Tags: Friendship, Worldbuilding, Fluff, Afterlife

Warnings: Themes of death

Word Count: 6K

Total Installment Count: 3

Year(s) Written: 2022

Status: Complete

Where To Read: Ao3

Installments (See above): Bros Before Hoes, Present Lost Present Gained, Medium

Just Out Of Reach

Summary: Marinette Dupain-Cheng and Remus Agreste gain the powers of Miraculous bearers and protect Paris as Ladybug and Chat Noir.

Rating: T/ Teen

Category: Gen, M/M

Fandom(s): Sanders Sides, Miraculous

Characters: Remus, Roman, Marinette Dupain-Cheng, Virgil, Janus, Tikki, Plagg

Relationships: Roman/ Virgil, Remus & Roman, Virgil & Janus, Marinette & Remus, Marinette & Tikki, Remus & Plagg

Other Tags: No OCs, TS Shorts Characters, Akuma Attacks, 

Warnings: Canon-Typical Fighting & Violence, Rejection

Word Count: ?

Total Installment Count: 2

Year(s) Written: 2020-?

Status: Ongoing/ Hiatus

Where To Read: Ao3 (Part 1), FFN (Part 1)

Installments (See above): Princes Are Always Just Out Of Reach

In Storm Or Calm

Summary: Shining Knight/ Vigilante oneshot and a short follow up.

Rating: T/ Teen

Category: M/M

Fandom(s): Justice League Unlimited, DC Comics

Characters: Shining Knight, Vigilante, S.T.R.I.P.E., Green Arrow, Speedy, Stargirl, Catwoman, Posion Ivy, Harley Quinn, The Ray

Other Tags: Oneshots, Pride Month, Pet Adoption

Warnings: Outing, Animal Death

Word Count: 25K

Total Installment Count: 2

Year(s) Written: 2021

Status: Complete

Where To Read: Ao3

Installments (See above): In Storm Or Calm, Greg Get Your Knight A Cat

Second Sea

Summary: Eliza visits Oracus and gets powers.

Rating: T

Category: Gen, M/F

Fandom(s): Eliza & Her Monsters, MCU, Spider-Man

Characters: Eliza, Wallace, Spider-Man, the Watcher

Relationships: Eliza/ Wallace, Eliza & the Watcher, Eliza & Peter Parker

Other Tags: Crossover, Superpowers

Warnings: Drowning, panic attacks, more warnings in author’s notes

Word Count: 17K

Total Installments: 2 

Year(s) Written: 2021-2022

Status: Complete, likely to get updates though

Where To Read: Ao3

Collections:

When Everything Goes Wrong

Summary: Incorrect Quotes Collections

Rating: K+/ General Audiences

Category: Gen

Fandom(s): Sanders Sides, TS Shorts, Cartoon Therapy, ATLA, Ben 10

Other Tags: Incorrect Quotes, Humor

Word Count: 81K

Total Installment Count: 3

Year(s) Written: 2020-2022

Status: Complete/Hiatus

Where To Read: Ao3

Installments (See above): Sanders Sides Edition, ATLA Edition, Ben 10 Edition

AroWriMo 2021

Summary: Short stories written for Aromantic Writing Month 2021

Rating: Varies

Category: Gen, M/M

Fandom(s): Sanders Sides, ATLA, Naruto, Disenchantment

Other Tags: Queer Themes, Queer Author

Word Count: 38K

Total Installment Count: 5

Year(s) Written: 2021

Status: Complete

Where To Read: Ao3, tumblr

Installments (See above): Thought That Cupid Show Me With Love But It Was Only An Aro, Mosiac, We Dance To Fast Music, Oblique, He Is Mild He Is Meek

[mechanicalinertia]

STMPD Recommends Bubblegum Crisis Fanfiction: BakaGaijin30's Bubblegum Crisis Meiji

Look Ma, it's a historical AU!

Yeah, that's right, two posts in one night and I've got another one in me coming right down the pipeline that isn't a fanfic review. I read this one in a few sittings over today, all 84k words of it, and I gotta say... this one does what I otherwise would have thought impossible.

Because, let's be real here, is it really possible to extract Crisis from its cyberpunk setting without some damage being done? The only other AU like this I can think of is Sylia's Choice, and the framing device for that is a dream of all things, and the setting is Oriental Adventures from D&D 3E... and it's hardly a good fanfiction, anyway. Moving along...

Meiji is more a 2040-derived AU, mind you, but it has enough 2032 elements, and enough original setting material ripped shamelessly from Lone Wolf & Cub and Rurouni Kenshin to make up the difference; it really ends up being its own thing in most respects, especially in how the fight scenes play out. But we'll get to that in a bit.

Anyway, Linna Yamazaki is a geisha with martial arts training (purely for self-defense) who comes to the rapidly transforming Tokyo in a time when Japan is struggling to find its footing, beset by racist foreigners hell-bent on making it another colony. I bring this up because it's most of the politics of the fic, Glorious Nippon trying to prevent Westerners from fucking it over with blatant racism and warmongering... and who's better at warmongering, selling rifles to both sides of any colonial war, than Genom International? At least, according to Brian J. Mason.

So Linna manages to kill three Yakuza who kill one of her geisha buddies, and attracts the attention of Sylia, who buys her contract out so she can join the Sabers; so she and Priss (a half-American on her whaler dad's side) quickly begin a head-over-heels love affair; so Mason kidnaps Emperor Meiji and schemes to get his hands on the Boomer equivalent of this story, essentially a Lewis Machine Gun (which is used, alas, like once - the Sabers with AK-equivalents in this timeline would have been great but it's not to be) and the Sabers must get him back.

Simple stuff, but between the 'shoujo-ai' there is a lot of insane samurai swordfights, with the weapons of each Saber translated fairly well (Nene uses shurikens, a bow, and a naginata; Linna uses twin swords in a sort of flowing tai-chi-esque style; Priss just uses a cavalry-grade greatsword; Sylia uses a katana in various exotic fighting styles) into a bloody mess of slaughtering Yakuza and ninjas and other unkempt folk. Not a whole lot of gunplay, mind you, but the point is that the Sabers take a lot of wounds, and those wounds accumulate, and yet they keep going, more blood and guts are spilled at an ever-greater cost. It's really wonderfully fun to read, I mean it.

Characters are integrated well-enough: Galatea is a genuinely threatening villain this time around instead of whatever she was in 2040; Mackie, Henderson, and Nigel get to participate in later fight scenes; Sylvie and Anri get cameos as plain ol' prostitutes; even Irene shows up for like five minutes before getting stabbed, but is that any different from how she was treated in the original OVAs? If I have one complaint it's that Linna and Priss's relationship gets consummated very fast, and then Leon's a massive dick about it, to the point that the last chapter is literally him and Linna having a gun duel over Priss (not that anyone dies, mind you, but Leon's homophobia is a little over-the-top even in historical context, I dunno).

So! Read this one, even if the author abandoned yuri fanfic to find Christ (no really look at his author page). And I'll try to wrack my brain to see what I remember about the sequel, Crash '81 - I remember it having many more crossovers, much more yuri, and even more bonkers action and old-timey colonial racism, which is all that you can ask for in a fic in this environment, right?

Damn, now I want a more steampunk-y BGC AU. Give the Sabers 'repeating rifles' and clunky Tesla Cannons and suchlike. That'd be stupid fun, even if no one gives a shit about steampunk anymore.

[kingofhearts709]

Fanfiction Request Faq

This is the current fanfiction faq for requests. It will be updated at various points.

Markiplier

Markiplier x Reader

Septiplier

Bangiplier

Egoplier

Egobangiplier

Darkiplier x Reader

DarkSepticEye

MarkiTyler

JackSepticEye

JackSepticEye x Reader

Septiplier

DarkSepticEye

Game Grumps

EgoBang

Egoplier

Bangiplier

Egobangiplier

Arin Hanson x Reader

Danny Avidan x Reader

Suzy Berhow x Reader

Brian Wecht x Reader

Ninja Ship Party

Ross O’Donovan x Reader

RubberBang

RubberDoop

Barry Kramer x Reader

PolyGrumps

PolyGrumps x Reader

Various Grump Ships

Dan and Phil

Dan Howell x Reader

Phil Lester x Reader

Phan

Thomas Sanders

Prinxiety

Prince x Reader

Anxiety x Reader

Dagic

Thomas Sanders x Reader

Doctor Who

11th!Doctor x Reader

Sherlock

John Watson x Reader

Sherlock Holmes x Reader

JohnLock

Other Ships

Ryatt

Jatlas

Imagines

Stanley Parable

Game Grumps

Doctor Who

Rules For Types of Fanfiction

-Fanfiction can range from any type of character or reader (LGBTQIA+, disorders, specified gender, personality-type, etc.)

-Fluff, angst, and imagines are most common

-Mild smut is allowed

-Suicide or depression-related fanfictions are allowed, and will NOT be romanticised

-Hateful requests are not permitted

I will add in more as time goes on. If you have a specific question, please ask and I will answer. Enjoy reading!

-Vincent

(EDIT: THIS IS NOT A VALID POST ANYMORE!!! i don't take requests for fic anymore so please don't ask! although i have written my fair share of all these pairings so visit my ao3 for that MWAH)

[emerald-eyes-8917]

What would happen if you came home to find your boyfriend, Danny Sexbang and the silent assassin, Ninja Brian in your backyard with a large, mythical sea creature?

Very much inspired by Brian’s performance as the Kraken at the live show in Vicar Street, Dublin as well as the epic music video.

Bit of romantic fluff and situational comedy.  Hope you enjoy!  :)

[emerald-eyes-8917]

Fangirl Woes: The Not So Grump Chronicle

Note: before this begins, it is all in jest and is not a critiscism or anything.  I just needed to get something off my chest and hopefully make a humourous observation about humour.  So here we go.,,

You guys know that I love Dan Avidan, I love him with my heart and soul.  

I've seen him do a lot, from the wholesome to the raunchy to the inspirational and the aspirational.  He’s quite possibly one of the kindest, charming and most irreverent hilarious men out there.

He has said a lot of stuff both on Game Grumps and with NSP and Starbomb that I’ve been grand with.  It’s his humour and that’s grand.

But I have to draw the line somewhere before my head literally explodes.

I am quite in awe of him going on a road trip, having sex all over the world and dying up in space.

I am grand with him mentioning his erection that appears for no reason other than nervous tension and sexual situations.

I am willing to hear tell of him banging all the inanimate objects in an apartment including the door which he somehow managed to fit into a bed.

I am willing to hear him read lines from a self-penned romance novel that involves a play on words involving yam yams and peanut butter with a piano being thrown by Ninja Brian at the coda.

But I have reached my limit and I am drawing a line in the sand, I am making a statement, I am looking inside myself and asking 'What was I willing to put up with today?'

My answer is a deafening, resounding yell that I hope will be heard in the North Pole, 'Not Dan Avidan of New Jersey and the internet reading chapter infinity of a badly written fanfiction that involves the sexual behaviours of a blue anthropomorphic hedgehog that isn't even slightly ironic and has my brain going to the cesspool of Rule 34 depravity that I've managed to avoid with just the merest slice of my sanity intact!!'

That part about the fanfiction came from a dark place.

Needless to say, if there is ‘fanfiction’ in the title of a GG video in future, I will not complain.  Instead, I am running for the hills with my fingers jammed in my ears.

Now, where’s my teapot?

*crawls away on hands and knees*