#Night At The Museum; Battle At The Smithsonian

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"hey wait a sec—"

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I think my favorite part of the second Night at the Museum is when Octavius sees that Jed and the others need help and decides the best course of action is to go get Obama

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I love these silly guys. They’re my faves

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NATM as Pictures I Found On Pinterest: Battle of the Smithsonian Edition

(Part 2/?)

Larry whenever Kahmunrah is talking to him:

Jedediah:

Larry with his flashlight:

Octavius when Jed when gets tossed in the hourglass and now he’s facing the most dreaded of creatures (the Squirrel) :

Kahmunrah with all the stuff he raided from the museum:

Larry and Amelia:

Kahmunrah the entire movie:

All the Air and Space Museum exhibits flying in whatever they can:

Custer and the Neanderthals in the crate:

Kahmunrah:

Dexter after stealing the tablet and almost condemning them all to death:

The Natural History Museum exhibits in the shipping crate:

The Miniatures in the final battle:

Sacagawea and Attila listening to Custer’s “plan”:

“Brundun” @ Larry about touching the ancient Egyptian artifact he expressly should not touch (he’s gonna touch it):

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p12 draw natm art

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kah and ahks sibling dynamic 4,000 years ago:

someone please draw any natm character saying "MY EYES"

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I got a request night of the museum amelia earhart x male reader who get spared off from becoming dust and becoming a real person

Y/N walks towards the Smithsonian in the early morning light…

The Lockheed lands and Amelia steps…

Amelia: good morning! I came by to drop off this magnificent aircraft back to its rightful place

Y/N: h-hi.

Amelia: you seem like a mighty fine fellow to grab a coffee with.

Y/N: sure.

Amelia locks arms with them…

Amelia: well then off we go!

The two stroll off towards the nearest coffee shop…

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Idk i was bored

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(please reblog if you vote!!)

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Night at the Museum was released in 2006. The first country to legalise gay marriage was the Netherlands in 2001, followed by Belgium in 2003, Canada in 2003 (first ruling, national was 2005), and (for the first ruling) the US in 2004 (2015 for a national ruling).

NATM was so real for giving us a Brokeback Mountain reference in the FIRST MOVIE IN 2006. I know technically they never confirmed that Jedediah and Octavius are gay, but they really put a reference to Brokeback Mountain in a kids movie in 2006. We're still trying to convince people that being gay is okay and it's not inappropriate for children to see it, and they did it in a beloved franchise in 2006.

Honestly? Every time I think NATM can't get better, it does.

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Night at the Museum: Redesigning Characters (Bonus)

Character profile: Napoléon "Le Petit Caporal" Bonaparte

This character is based off of and takes inspiration from the historical Napoleon Bonaparte.

Real Name: Napoléon Bonaparte

Nickname and Meaning: Le Petit Caporal - A term of affection from his soldiers

Age: 40-41 (Late 1809, early 1810)

Time Period: Napoléonic era frace

Family: Josephine de Beauharnais (ex-wife), Marie Louise (wife)+ seven siblings none of which were brought back besides Louis-Napoléon Bonaparte- his nephew

(Headcanons under the cut)

Based on/taken from History:

Pompous

Very overly confident.

Egotistical. He hasn’t seen his own downfall yet and feels he can win more.

On December 2, 1805, in his greatest victory, he defeated the combined Austrian and Russian armies in the Battle of Austerlitz.

signed treaties that created the Grand Duchy of Warsaw

Late 1809, early 1810, Napoléon’s roughly around 40-41

Still loves Josephine, but planning to divorce.

Upset she wasn’t remade alongside him

From Napoléon's memory, Joseph Bonaparte is king of Spain, but isn’t doing well.

Stupidly cute smile

+ Sensitive + Honest + Intelligent - Nepotist - Aggressive - Forgets other people have feelings

My own silly headcanons:

Has put on weight, he’s not used to fighting with it.

Napoléon likes to steal pop-it’s and water wigglers from the gift shop. He always has to have something in his hands to fidget with- normally it’s his gloves or a snuff box or taking apart and cleaning his pistol. Now that he has access to modern fidgets, he likes to taking the green ones.

He also really likes clicking mechanical pencils

He loves inventions that make life better in little ways. Canning food was invented in his life (he’s actually the one who offered a prize of 12,000 francs to improve the food preservation methods that existed at the time which led to canned food being invented) but there was no simple way to open the cans. He loves can openers- taking them with the promise of returning them to just take apart and put back together.

If your gossiping, he obviously eavesdrops. Napoléon cans and will butt into your conversation about someone and listen like you’re saying the most interesting thing in the world. If he can’t come over to you, he will do the lead paint stare at you.

Still acts like he’s emperor.

Originally thought the average height of humans gained a lot of height. He was envious up until he learned whoever created his mold got his height wrong and he’s 5’2”, not 5’7”, then, Napoléon was just pisssed off.

He loves to infodump about his victories and will call over his men to help act them out, sneaking small fibs in to make himself look even better than he already does. If you ask him about his losses, you’ll only get a stare in return and a quick “Non”. (Credit @frombottlealleytotheharbor)

“Hey, do you remember [insert battle he lost]? What was it like?” “…Non.” “But… weren’t you there?” He starts walking away. “Non.” “But—“ “NON!”

He gets into fights with Al because Al is someone who clearly doesn’t respect him. The Capone trio love to tease him - especially Frank and Al. Ralph watches with a grin, which is somehow even more infuriating to Napoléon.

Sometimes getting out of his box, he looks like a well-loved stuffed animal. It takes him a moment to get himself together.

Loves watching true crime and reality TV shows. Isn’t the biggest fan of Horror movies.

Somehow got his hands on a cigarette, absolutely died after one puff. Napoléon threw it onto the ground and stomped off coughing, vowing to never do it again.

He’s so very envious that Al and Ralph had even a bit of time with their sons while they were alive. François Charles was born after the time he was made, and it makes Napoléon feel so homesick and want his kid- one that he doesn’t even know. He absolutely adores Louis Napoleon, who he only met a few times.

Loves ABBA, originally he disliked, but he's grown to like it now that he knows the meaning

I gave him his Laurel wreath just because I thought they were cool and also to show that he's still very pompous and full of himself.

Unfortunately no doodles, I haven't had time!

Étienne Champenois belongs to @lidensword and Gustave Bréant belongs to @all-yn-oween

Frank, Al, Ralph

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The “A Museum Without Kahmunrah” ask blog is now open!

It follows Kah’s henchmen from Battle of the Smithsonian, who are now figuring out what to do with their lives after their leader is defeated.

Slightly based on my fanfic (WIP) “Tell Me Who The Boss Is”. Progress will be posted on Ao3 under AvasTryingTheirBest if you’re interested!

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