#Nezha: ?!?!😳😳😳

[weaverpop]

Lotusnoodles first real kiss wasn't during any special event or anything super romantic It happened one very early morning after another sleepover

Nezha always makes sure mk isn't late for work when he stays the night especially on mornings were he'd gone out drinking previously. He knows mk isnt a morning person on a regular day, after a club night, he definitely isn't there that first hour being awake. So nezha helps him out, gets his clothes out for him, make him a simple breakfast, ect.

Mk half awake brain can't help but think about those old family sitcoms his granny used to always have on in the kitchen. Quickly getting absorbed with ideas on how his and nezha's married life might be. And he's just stuck on that fantasy the whole morning.

Leading up to nezha leading him out the door to go to work and still very much out of it stops half way out the door.

'Oh wait I have to kiss my pretty wifey goodbye'

And quick turns around pulling a surprised nezhie close and kissing him as lovingly as any good husband should.

"love you honey see ya after work ❤️"

And happily walks off

nezha. Exe meanwhile has completly ceased to function and proceeded to explode.

OOOHH MY STARS THAT IS ADORABLE

Mk going into sitcom mode and the first thing he thinks of is to kiss Nezha!!! 🥺🥺🥺

Nezha would be so completely off guard because what made today different?! Was it some sort of anaverssiry or holiday?! Nope, just mk being mk.

Nezha would end up going to Jing to express all this. Azure overheard and finds the whole thing hilarious because Jing did the exact same thing when he and Azure got together. BOTH times!

[h1hikari]

I WAS ALLOWED TO PUBLISH THIS ART🎉🎉🎉

The project I participated in was a calendar dedicated to LMK in honor of the year of the dragon. I managed to choose Nezha, and I decided to depict the battle for the map in season 3

I am very glad that I got into this project, and now I will be happy with the big pictures on the wall all year long. They are really big because the calendar is printed in A3 size😳

[newkatzkafe2023]

Wukong Verse incorrect quotes #16 Morse Code 👨‍💻

(Y/N) and Mk Reborn wukong are tapping the table looking at each

(Netflix Wukong) Uh what's happening😳😳😳

(Nezha Reborn wukong) Morse code😐😐😐

(Y/N)(Smirking)(Furious Tapping)😈😈😈😈

(MK Reborn Wukong)(Angry) Take that back at once (Y/N)!!!😡😡🤬🤬

(Netflix Wukong) How long have the been at this🤔🤔🤔

(Nezha Reborn wukong) a good few hours It already became difficult to tell if these insults are getting more Creative or more stale🤨🤨🤨

(Netflix Wukong) How do you know what their saying🤔

(Nezha Reborn wukong) I'm fluent and morse code😎😎😎

(Netflix Wukong) huh That makes sense actually😯

(Lmk Wukong) Bets on who breaks the table😁😁😁

(HIB Wukong) From Excessive heavy tapping or if one ends up suplexing the other???😒😒😒

(Lmk Wukong) Either way that table's getting broken so yes😄😄😄

(Nezha Reborn wukong)(MK Reborn Wukong) Refrain from suplexing (Y/N)!!!!😨😨😨

(HIB Wukong) She may be Tougher than we thought but she's still very much a human😓😓😓

Feel Free to Reblog😊���

[kanade-howl]

Hello again Kanade!

I am so thankfull for youre answers and I am sorry Ii have been Quite lately. I have been on vaccation with the family. But now I am back and I have also another question to you about your'e Ror ocs! How would your'e ocs react if they were forced to fight in Ragnarok on the gods side. Because they have to make it up for Buddha's betrayal. So how would they and their friends/family/loved ones react to it?

Don't worry, I'm in poor health, so I'm not very active on my social networks... and regarding your question, of my ocs, I think the ideal one to fight in Ragnarok would be Nezha, although according to the book of "Journey to the West", his brother (Muzha) would be the ideal, since he has the same strength as Sun Wukong, he even has the same weapon as him (a bar but golden) and is a disciple of two Buddhas...😳😳

As for his reaction, he would ask if there is no option, but if the Jade Emperor were to order him, Nezha would not refuse, firstly because he is his grandfather and secondly because he is the leader of the Chinese pantheon... Nezha is very obedient, As long as it doesn't involve harming his family, he obeys...

His reaction would be mostly frustration, although he would only show it for a moment xD...🥺

By the way, his family would be scared and very nervous, his friends would support him until the end since they know it could end badly...

and I hope you had a good time on your vacation dear...🩷🙏🏻

You'll probably see them fight in the new Shuumatsu no valkyrie spinoff since it will be about winning the position of Buddha hggghhh 🩷🩷🥺🙏🏻

It's Nezha/ and his older brother Muzha

[woysful]

Hey warframe community! I'm new to the game and a friend of mine gave me a really cute character Nezha😳😳😳 Made a small rendering in between farming resources for warframe

[mentality-of-wukong-au]

You know I’m kinda wondering…

When will we meet nezha or PIF or DBK?

Or maybe one of the kings of the diyu? 😳

Ask the right questions

[shipoty]

omg what if I'm falling for The Devil Nezha from the Batman/Superman World's Finest comic 😳

[yearnstarved]

okay but what if (😳 for a kiss on the forehead ) for nezha from chang'e ( NEW YEAR'S KISS | @inmiasma )

✧ THE MAN-MADE LIGHTS TOUCHED THE SKY. It scattered and rained down in a full spectrum of fire and thunder. Another year was behind them with more days coming just over the horizon. Chang'e spent most of the latter half of the year inviting Nezha over. All the bickering, the pokes and prods, became something of a predictable comfort. She sighed as the thought sprang to life in her head.

"Do not headbutt me or I will put a curse on you," she warned with her eyes narrowed.

"Happy new year, Nezha. I'm gifting you with the blessing of the moon. Be good this year. Fortune will walk beside you." She leaned down to kiss his forehead. "—As long as you don't scare it off with your face."

[kittenninja14]

no idea how to draw them!??!!?

DARLING WHAT DO U MEAN BY THAT!?!?!? YOU DRAW THEM SOO WELLLLLLLLLLACBJUBIKASBYGJHSJGTSYYFAHAUYAYLDSNIALSDUAY AHHHHHHHHHHHH YOUR SOOO TALENTTEEDDDD WHATTTTTTT

first of all... ur nezha is soo cutee and macaqueeeee my baby!!

And lastly... Redson 😳💞.... hello? he... he looks... gorgeous.... what???

https://kittenninja14.tumblr.com/post/731916269075480576/hey-yall-i-just-found-this-incredible-video-and

monkey kid doodles hooray

HIIII HELLOOO HAIIII

I just rewatched lmk and sketched some character!! ( of course )

ALSO I'M SORRY if I drew someone bad or smth LIKE I have no idea how to draw them

: - )

[weaverpop]

H8 is MK's reaction to drunk Nezha's flirty behavior

😂 Nezha wants fun times! But Mk knows better!

Mk, handcuffing a drunk Nezha to the post: “Ok, those should help you not-“

Drunk Nezha: “hehhehehehhehheeeehhhh Mk playin’ rough! ☺️😚”

Mk: “😳 I- j-just go to bed!!”

[newkatzkafe2023]

Wukong Verse incorrect quotes #4 I got a flirting problem 💋

(Y/n) I don't flirt that Often

(Monkey king Reborn wukong) oh really?! 😡 Hey raise your paw if you think you and (Y/N) are together 🤬

(Lmk wukong)🥰✋️

(Hero is back wukong)🫢✋️

(Monkey king Netflix wukong)🫡✋️

(Nezha reborn wukong)👨‍🦳✋️

(Monkey king reborn Wukong)(sinisterly glares at Y/N) so you all Agree huh???😈😈😈

(Y/N)😳😳😳😳.............😨😨😨😨

Feel Free to Reblog😊👍

[astrxealis]

fbwnbwjbksb, astetettter😭

he ... <3

GGDHDHHSKABSKA CAL agreed ... he... omg 😭😭💞💞

dude's way too <33 fr :(( /pos

[monsterartt]

😳😳😳

It's look cool I wanna draw Nezha wear it

[magician-kitty]

Red Son x Macaque x Nezha x Reader

Context: Reader has Lucifer’s power and uses it on them.

Macaque

“What is it you truly desire~”

You couldn’t help it, you just couldn’t. You’ve been trying to dig out this shadow simian for years and he’s such a mystery to you.

One minute he’s being a complete mother flunker, the next minute he shows up with offerings: Like flowers, trinkets, or sometimes you’re favorite sweets.

Like seriously? What’s this guys deal. 😤

You decided enough was enough and did the most logical thing you could come up with. Kidnap and torture his (Bleep)

“Uh, you know not that I don’t mind being tied up but don’t you think this is getting outta hand?”

“Don’t give me that you damn monkey, all day long you’ve been playing “Hot n Cold” and it’s getting tired. So I’m gonna finish this little game of yours”

Macaque had his signature smug look on his face, there’s no way you’d figure him out that quick. “Oh yeah, how you gonna do that sugarplum~?”

Oooh, now he’s done it. 😏

You crouched down to his level, staring at him directly into his eyes and said the magic words.

“I…I…I want to tell you that I love you” 😵‍💫

…..Say what now? 😳

Nezha

You’re a sorceress in training and you just came up with a new kind of trick.

You decided to share this info with the lotus prince himself, who you secretly thinks is Fiiiine~ 😏

You found the young prince out in the gardens tending to the plants, it just warmed your heart at his good heart and tenderness.

“Yoo-hoo, my prince I wish to report that my training is coming along swimmingly!”

“Really? That’s wonderful dear Y/N”

“Yes, I’ve come up with this new spell and I wish to share it with you. If that’s okay by you sire?”

He agreed to it and you got started. You simply looked into his eyes and said the words.

“I..I wish to, I wish to wipe that smug look off of Wukong’s face…And take you as my bride~” 😵‍💫

(Gasp) Oh…Oh my Buddha. 😳 That’s quite the shocking twist.

Red Son

Oooh, man. How you longed to do this. You couldn’t hold back the excitement.

You’ve wondered for years on what was going on in the Bull Prince’s head, and this was your chance. Today you’d spend the day with the firecracker and you could spring your newfound ability into action.

“Helllooo, Hot-stuff!”

“Ugh, it’s you. What do you want peasant? Can’t you see I’m in the middle of my inventions”

“Oh don’t fret my little firecracker this’ll just take a second. I just wanna test something” you grinned evilly as you said the words.

“How dare you call me firecr- I…I wish to destroy that annoying noodle boy once and for all” 😵‍💫

Hmm, okay…Maybe try some more.

“And….I, i-I wish to hold you into my arms and confess my undying love to you my dearest princess!” 😫

Woah….Didn’t see that coming. Let’s say he’s literally on fire right now.

Well, how was that? Was it bad? Good? Bit of both?

[sublieu]

Thank you to that one anon but like,,, pervert nezha who knows its wrong and tries his best to not seem like a perv 🤭😳

(͠≖ ͜ʖ͠≖) sneaky sneaky↴

Nezha would be clumsier than usual too, accidentally tripping over his words, putting him and [name] in extremely compromising positions. And he'd tell himself he's not a perv when in reality, he is <3

You wouldn't believe how many times he's been caught doing something inappropriate that involves [name] to some degree; tripping and falling underneath them to see underneath their skirt/dress or placing his hand on their crotch instead on their stomach.

And when he's asleep, his perverted thoughts run rampant in his dreams. Just thinking 'bout teasing and fucking you so hard he even wakes up to his 'morning friend', but that doesn't stop him as he's jerking off to your cute face and chubby thighs. Drool leaving his lips the deeper he goes into his sickly perverted pleasure <3

Then after he'd feel so guilty as if you were there infront of him and avoid you for hours if not days, but he just. can't. stop. And he's not planning too either.

*Almost* every morning and every night he's jerking off to you, your chest, your plush n soft kissable lips and your squeezable butt. Always leaving his chest and bed a mess of cum and sweat and he passes out from bliss <3

[elirastudio]

Shadow King AU

Nezha is living up to his 12 year old sass. Like “do I look like I care about your Boo?” 😂

Also SIR!! 😳😳

✨Moksha best boy✨