#Neville x Theo

[vomits0cutely]

What is it with Slytherin’s and falling for the most obvious people ever?

[nightoftheldead]

he was an attic girl, and he was a basement boy, so technically, it IS sort of long distance

[cosmicbutterfly121]

Does anybody here ships blairon, pansmione, drarry, Theo x Neville, linny, or any of the marauders fandom ships?? Can you guys recommend fanfics with these type of ships🤩🤩🤩

[kyalongbottom]

First chapter on Wattpad 🫶

[squadxx4392]

HARRY POTTER RANDOMNESS EPISODE 5

Draco : EVERYONE BACK IN THE CAR WE GOTTA GET BACK TO HOGWARTS WE HAVE LESSONS TOMORROW!

Blaise: *gets in the car*

Harry : Drive bitch!

Blaise : *starts going 300 mph towards Hogwarts*

Draco: *smiles while looking at Harry*

Luna : Ewww Gin help they're being sappy!

Pansy: Leave them be Luna

Ginny : Draco, how many fingers am I holding up? *holds up 4 fingers*

Draco : 8 fingers. When did you get 10??

Pansy: Is he drunk?

Theo : He's either really fucking tired or he's high off tattoo ink

Draco: Shhh I'm busy admiring the outside

Neville : Draco, that's Harry, not outside. outside is right there, not there

Draco: OML SAME DIFFERENCE

Blaise : We're back mfs!

Pansy: Hes tired for sure

Molly Weasley : WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?? *stomping angrily towards the car*

Draco: At um

Draco: Somewhere

Ginny : She can see every new piercing, Ron mum looks pissed, we should get back in and start driving. all of us. now. get in go go go!

Blaise : *Starts the car up and starts going 700 mph somehow*

Draco: *opens car door*

Pansy : DRACO LUCIUS MALFOY GET YOUR ARSE BACK IN I AM STRAPPING YOU DOWN RIGHT NOW

Draco: *falls asleep*

Blaise : I'm driving so fast we're flying, we're gonna land on the Astronomy Tower, I'm gonna shrink the car and we are going to RUN to the room of requirement!

Draco: *asleep*

Blaise : JUST LEAVE HIM HE CAN LIVE! REDUCIO! RUN!!

Draco: *wakes up* Oh

Pansy : SORRY YOU'RE SO TINY! YOU WERE ASLEEP AND WE ARE BOOKING IT RIGHT NOW

Molly: RONALD AND GINNY WEASLEY GET YOUR ASSES OUT HERE

Ron : THERE'S THE DOOR COME ON!!

Draco: can someone make me my normal size

Ginny : WHEN WE GET IN THE ROOM

Blaise : *just shut the door behind all of them* Okay, we're safe! Here, Engorgio!

Lucius and Severus: Oh- FUCK sake 😨

Pansy : *immediately follows the sound, covers her eyes and gasps* HOLY SHIT, PROFESSOR???

Lucius: Its not what it looks like-

Pansy : Well what is it then?? *still covering eyes*

Severus: Uh- We were trying on suits-

Luna : You're fucking stuttering!

Severus: Am NoT!

Harry : You sounded a little too confused to be telling the truth honestly, professor

Lucius: WHY ARE YOU EVEN IN HERE!!

Ron and Ginny : Escaping our angry mum

Lucius: THERE ARE SO MANY OTHER ROOMS AND YOU CHOOSE THE ROR

Draco : Also, that wasn't the fuckin question!

Severus: *clears throat* Then what was the question

Hermione : The fuck were you both doing that was bad enough for PANSY OF ALL PEOPLE TO COVER HER EYES AND GASP

Severus: Trying um on suits..

Lucius: We were cuddling and um eating Chinese food also..

Draco : disgusting, get out we're waiting on shit to cool down out there before we die

Lucius: Yeah no seriously we are more scared of Molly than you guys..

Pansy : But you won't get in trouble. Out!

Lucius: *turns light on holding a bowl of teriyaki noodles* We took her left over food.

Ron : Oh shit- well, she's more mad at US now, so just, out please

Severus: No thanks, she'll end up beating all of us to death somehow...

Pansy : Just- out! You'll live, she's definitely forgotten about you!

Severus: I'm about to give you all detention if you keep telling us to get out.

Harry : 😐

Lucius: Why's she mad at y'all anyway?

Draco : Uh- *lifts up sleeve*

Blaise : We hijacked a car, burnt down an entire muggle town in America, got a crap ton of tattoos and we got piercings!

Lucius: *takes a deep breath in*

Lucius: Okay Draco when I said you could do dumb shit, I DIDN'T MEAN BURN DOWN HOUSES

Pansy : Yeah it was fun. And after what I just saw, I wanna kms so come on! let's hand ourselves over to Molly!

Everyone Else(minus Sniv and Lucius) : All for it, let's go

Lucius: We were eating Chinese food- and hugging- WDYMMMM

Pansy : YOU WERE HALF NAKED NOW BYE!

Molly : About time. Care to explain why I got a frantic letter from McGonagall about you lot running off?

Draco: Not my fault blame Harry they dragged me into this

Harry : Hey! Prude!

Molly : Harry James Potter, Ronald Billius Weasley, Ginerva Molly Weasley and Hermione Jean Granger, you ought to know better!

Draco: So you aren't mad at my father for taking your food-?

Molly : Of course I am! Where is he?

Draco: Room of Requirement

Molly : We will talk about this when you get back this summer! *Walks into the room of requirement*

Pansy : Welp, they're dead. Let's go!

Lucius: *eyes widen* WE BETTER RUN

Pansy : *starts dying of laughter as Sniv and Lucius start streaking across the corridor followed closely by Molly*

Lucius: CAN WE HAVE SOME PEACE PLEASE MOLLY

*Narrator's voice* WILL THEY LIVE TO SEE ANOTHER DAY?? HOW WILL THE MAIN 8 GET THROUGH TOMORROW?? FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON HARRY POTTER RANDOMNESS!!

[kind-hufflepuff]

NEVILLE LONGBOTTOM

[cheekytorah]

I’m fine with Hermione paired with Severus (post war) being Fanon, as long as Ron is with Blaise, neville with Theo, Harry with draco, (or Harry, draco and neville) and Ginny with Luna, or Ginny with Pansy and Fred lives and the twins share Luna.

I would also accept Ron with Pansy at this time

[loveeari]

theo: i love my boyfriend i love my boyfriend i love my boyfriend- blaise: what happened? neville grinning: we got a new pet theo: nev its a rock neville: don't hurt roccos feelings like that theo takes a deep breath: nev ITS A ROCK

[lumosatnight]

Control

@microficmay day 11 ‘stutter’. Neville/Theo, 50 words. Also on AO3. CW: sexual content

Hips stuttering, nails pressing into skin.

“Stop being so gentle. You know I can take more.”

Neville paused, breath shaking, but still much too controlled for Theo’s liking.

“No…” Neville drawled thoughtfully. “I think you like it when I tease. When I make you beg.”

And, well, he wasn’t wrong.

🫶 

@wavingfromtheside thanks for suggesting this ship! I have such a soft spot for Neville, especially chubby gentle top Neville.

← Previous: Saying Goodbye | Next: Instructor →

[hprarepairfest]

Rare Pair Fest III Works - Day 20

Title: A project and a courting Author: AlyceoftheTogas Ship: Neville Longbottom/Theodore Nott Prompt: 192) Theo finds Neville in the greenhouse after Neville has fallen asleep there. Rating: Teen Word Count: 4800 Warnings: None Summary: Theo and Neville are assigned a project to work together on during their eighth year. While working on the project Theo starts receiving courting gifts. Link: https://archiveofourown.org/collections/HPRarePairFest_III/works/42139554

Title: Written in the Stars Author: The_Shift Ship: Sirius Black/Firenze Prompt: 89) Sirius gets the fucking of his life Rating: Explicit Word Count: 11400 Warnings: graphic depictions of violence Summary: There is only one way he can enter Hogwart's grounds undetected; one way to get close enough to kill the rat. The forbidden forest. But just how far is Sirius willing to go, to get his revenge? Escaping Azkaban is only the beginning. Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/42595827/chapters/106995045

Title: death before decaf Author: swoons @swoontodeath Ship: Blaise Zabini/Ron Weasley Prompt: 79) Coffee shop AU in which Ron is a barista and that new customer is driving him crazy. Rating: Teen Word Count: 3400 Warnings: None Summary: Blaise is pretty sure the barista is trying to poison him, but he’s a Zabini. It’ll take more than that to scare him off. In which Ron works in a coffee shop and that new customer is driving him mad. Link: https://archiveofourown.org/collections/HPRarePairFest_III/works/42466620

[l1ttle-d0ve]

Seek and Find by Serpent_and_sage

Description

Hermione Granger constructed a predictable life for herself following the war. However, she realizes that within the constraints of control there is no room for want. In an uncharacteristic move, she flees her life in London to visit Neville, who works as a gardener at the Zabini Estate in Italy. The Estate, now a wellness retreat for elderly witches and wizards, is also the refuge of three of her Slytherin classmates that she has not seen since the war. This is a story of overcoming assumptions, judgmental garden gnomes, flowers, and the quest for contentment.

[fantasyborn]

ok ok ok, this one's on the back burner while i finish my FTH fic. idk where this came from but we've got Theo/Neville where Theo is emotionally a mess but somehow dives head first into a Neville shaped crush post-war.

Theo’s uncomfortable but he shakes Longbottom’s hand anyway. “I knew someone here would be able to take good care of it. I– don’t know how long I’m staying in England.” 

He’d holed himself up in the manor, spent most of the last month in the greenhouse with the Wiggentree and the other flora he’d gathered on his travels. Theo doesn’t know if staying would be good for him. Healthy.

Longbottom considers him and the look in his eye makes Theo feel hollowed out; he swallows.

“You’re always welcome at Hogwarts.”

With that - annoyingly vague - statement, Longbottom hoists the pot of Wiggentree onto his shoulder and heads off toward the greenhouses. Theo’s throat dries and he’s unsure why. But there’s a warmth in the pit of his stomach that hasn’t been there before.

Theo feels truly alive for the first time in years and he knows he’ll end up taking Longbottom up on his offer. If only to feel this way again.

[nightoftheldead]

just a girl and her dad ! (her name is christina, she is julez and i's theonev's first baby girl i love her very much)

bonus lmfao

bonus 2 bc why not

[cosmicbutterfly121]

Au where the past blacks, potters, Slytherin families and marauders PLUS the orginal timeline of Harry Potter meets or reacts to some fics about drarry, blairon, pansmione, neville x theo( idk about the ship name) linny and the other gay ships. l genuinely want the past an the original timeline react to their happier versions of themselves and react to some fics while the past pureblood families are gaping in shock of how the other versions disregarding the pureblood traditions and dating boy/girl/muggle or is it just me?

[kyalongbottom]

Hogwarts student: “where’s your scary boyfriend?”

Neville: “probably off doing scary boyfriend stuff.”

Theo desperately trying to pull his head out of the astronomy tower railing.

Theo: “can you stop laughing? It’s not that funny.”

Pansy: “it’s more than funny, it’s hilarious.”

Pansy takes a Polaroid with the intention of showing it to everyone she knows.

Blaise: “Pansy!”

Pansy: “okay okay, I’m helping.”

[squadxx4392]

OMG Y'ALL I HAD AN EPIPHANY

DRACO IN DRAG

NOW HEAR ME OUT;

A ONESHOT WHERE HARRY GOES TO A DRAG SHOW W PANSY, HERMIONE, RON, BLAISE, LUNA AND GINNY AND MEETS DRACO FOR THE FIRST TIME AND THEY FALL IN LOVE AND HARRY GOES TO HIS SHOWS EVERY TIME AND AFTER A COUPLE WEEKS, THEY START DATING

ENDS HAPPILY W NO ANGST AND MAYBE A BIT OF SMUT IDK BUT OMG IT WAS LIKE A BUS HIT ME AND MY BRAIN STARTED WORKING PROPERLY