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THIS MF REALLY PULLED UP TO HIS OWN FUNERAL
#MY GOAT OMG#😭😭😭😭#THIS SHOW IS SO FUCKING FUNNY#IN THAT COOL ASS FIT TOO#Suzie Q was wilding for that one 💀💀💀#this mf died (false) got married#and then showed up TO HIS OWN FUNERAL.#bro has some crazy luck 😭#ALL IN THE COURSE OF TWO WEEKS#WHAT#OH NO#MY GOAT#EVERY CHARACTER SHOULD USE ENGLISH WORDS RANDOMLY#NOOOOO SPEEDWAGON#MY KING NOOO#Never married 💀#OBAMA????#RIP STROHEIM 🙏🙏🙏#Jjba#Jjba Part 2
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Coriolanus Snow post-tbosas:
#coriolanus snow#coriolanus x lucy gray#my man literally married his school rival to ensure he'd have the most loveless marriage possible 💀#safe to say he never got over her#Lucy Gray voodoo#tbosas#the ballad of songbirds and snakes#the hunger games#thg memes#lucy gray baird#snowbaird#hunger games#president snow#xalonelydreamerx edit
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Skén:nen sá:sewh
as promised, here's Precious boy™ getting kissed by Precious wife™ because he deserves all the love in the world :cc
translation: Get home safe
#nobody translate the file name#nah but home girl is the strongest soldier let me tell you#imagine date/being married to an assassin fr I would loose my mind#I'm such a sucker for the friends to lovers trope ok hear me out#Girlie is an ally to the assassin's and that's how she meets Connor and they become friends because Ratonhnhaké:ton deserves more friends o#she is VERY smart knows how to stand her ground but also very sweet and funny he respects and admires her a lot and so does she#she's from another displaced kanien'kehá:ka clan they bond really close sooner than later the feeling just blooms everyone's knows but THEM#until prob the recruits and the people in the homestead get tired of these oblivious fools in love and plot to finally get them together#I headcanon Connor didn't settle down completely until they were expecting their first child like they both panicked when they realized#I mean they're already married and stuff but still our girl is all over the place bcs she's scared of something happening to him or the bby#and connor acts cool and leveled on the outside but he's just a whirpool of emotions on the inside as well it's really funny to watch#they probably broke down in tears from both laughter and fear but they are amazing parents we are certain of it :')#I want their dinamic to be like that mainly because Connor deserves some light and laugh in his life after all the things he went through#connor i'm in love with your wife#ratonhnhaké:ton#connor kenway#connor's mistery wife#ac 3#assassin's creed#oc#the way you can tell I almost never draw men just from this sketch 💀#my art
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Short freenoodles focused comic inspired in part by takakmimi's freenoodles post on twt!!
#I don't think he believes him#Actually married freenoodles is great BUT#The friends > queerplatonic > actually acting like a romantic couple pipeline is so funny#a. They're already both so comfy with each other that neither of them notice or b. They're both heavy in denial and won't bring it up#Sandy has been trying to wingman them together for years and has probably mostly given up by now#Mei never stops discretely taking pictures so she has IMMENSE blackmail and bragging rights the day they actually do get married#Red son is just confused and thinks they're both dumb#Mk probably genuinely hasn't figured it out yet 💀#Do you see my vision they're great#lmk freenoodles#freenoodleshipping#lmk pigsy#lmk tang#lmk mk#lmk red son#lego monkie kid#monkie kid#Red son is so fun to draw actually I should draw him more often#Still have no idea how to draw MK's hair 💀#Zaacoy art💫
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Gothic fiction is characterized by an environment of fear, the threat of supernatural events, and the intrusion of the past upon the present. . . . From the castles, dungeons, forests, and hidden passages of the Gothic novel genre emerged female Gothic. . . . Female Gothic narratives focus on such topics as a persecuted heroine fleeing from a villainous father and searching for an absent mother.
When the female Gothic coincides with the explained supernatural the natural cause of terror is not the supernatural, but female disability and societal horrors: rape, incest, and the threatening control of a male antagonist. Female Gothic novels also address women's discontent with patriarchal society, their difficult and unsatisfying maternal position, and their role within that society. Women's fears of entrapment in the domestic, their bodies, marriage, childbirth, or domestic abuse commonly appear in the genre.
After the characteristic Gothic Bildungsroman-like plot sequence, female Gothic allowed readers to grow from "adolescence to maturity" in the face of the realized impossibilities of the supernatural. As protagonists such as Adeline in The Romance of the Forest learn that their superstitious fantasies and terrors are replaced by natural cause and reasonable doubt, the reader may grasp the heroine's true position: "The heroine possesses the romantic temperament that perceives strangeness where others see none. Her sensibility, therefore, prevents her from knowing that her true plight is her condition, the disability of being female."
🌹 𝔐𝔬𝔯𝔤𝔞𝔫𝔞 & 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔉𝔢𝔪𝔞𝔩𝔢 𝔊𝔬𝔱𝔥𝔦𝔠🥀
#lady morgana#merlinedit#merlingifs#merlin gifs#morganaedit#perioddramaedit#merlinladies#katie mcgrath#katiemcgrathedit#twistedshipper#//another remake of an older edit#bbc merlin#morgana pendragon#morgana le fay#bbc morgana#//while i would never say that merlin as a show is gothic#i think that it's portrayal of morgana in s2 regarding the onset of her magical abilities fits the themes of gothic novels#here she is trapped as uther's ward who turns out to be her father#he is the threat and yet at the same time she is led to believe that she is being saved - kept if you will - for him until it becomes clear#that she is his own#i mean isn't it odd that she never has any suitors#led to think that she will marry his own son so she can be kept close by under his watch#//surest way to be blocked by the entire fandom: the tags of this post 💀
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there it is
#whatever happened to fandom in these past 15 years#and you'd think this only accounts for so-called 'problematic' ships but no#(oftentimes very young) people will be like 'BUT THEY NEVER INTERACTED???? 💀💀💀'#or 'BRO THEY'RE NOT GAY IT'S NEVER GONNA BE CANON💀💀💀'#'UHMMM THEY'RE BEST FRIENDS/ SIBLING CODED 💀💀💀'#child i don't care#idk why so many ppl nowadays are OBSESSED with their ship having to become canon or otherwise it's not a valid ship#up to the point where they end up harassing not only other fans who don't ship it but even cast and crew of their media#like...this goes against the very essence of fandom#we're here to have fun and think up our little stories and write them and draw them#do i seriously expect deadpool and wolverine to ever make out on the big screen?#fuck no i don't and no one should because it's fucking disney#but in my head and here on tumblr dot com they are dating#married even#that's all i need#THAT WAS ALWAYS ENOUGH#why do you need it to happen fr to feel validated or even rewarded#why do you care if i ship something else than you do#why are you pitting ships against each other and make this a competition#why do you need your ship to 'win'#i'm sorry but that's really weird behavior#(and no this rant isn't actually about the poolverine fandom but i've seen this happen in other fandoms)#idek what the hell to tag this as#fandom things#shipping discourse#don't come at me tho i'm old
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man who payed $200 for cleavage pics when i was a teenager still sends me random videos and snapchats. wild actually.
#especially considering i never respond 💀#he’s married and i don’t like him#the things he tried to get me to do 😬 yikes
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not sure if i’m projecting or crazy or stupid or just actually incredibly good at characterization but will graham is extremely ethel cain coded 2 me
this man would drunkenly listen to strangers on repeat on his bathroom floor and bawl his eyes out while murmuring along to, “i tried to be good, am i no good? am i no good? am i no good?” while thinking about abigail and alana and beverly and and and….
#tumblr are you hearing me#sorry for hannibal posting again i genuinely cant stop <2#idk if this is anything#ALSO HEAD IN A WALL????? reminds me so much of will PLEASE does anyone see the vision#will graham#hugh dancy#hannibal#hannibal 2013#hannibal lecter#hannibal show#mads mikkelsen#hannigram#alana bloom#also this is me officially coming out as an alana bloom lover forever and always#tbh i ship her and will more than i do hannibal…. i miss what they had in s1#the way she took his dogs without question when he was in prison :(( and was just like yeah im keeping them for. however long i need to#hate hate hated her and hannibal together it made me feel violent and nauseous#in the back of my mind somewhere i imagine will and alana making it out. or maybe never being in any of these circumstances in the first#place#they’re long term non married partners with a million dogs TO ME#willana#will x alana#alana x wil#also i’m not finished with the show im at the beginning of s3#so if it turns out she’s somehow alive or smth SHUT pretty please <3#i already know vague spoilers about the show but i don’t want that to be one of them if it is 💀#abigail hobbs#ethel cain#preachers daughter#preacher’s daughter
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everytime kagi gets suspicious (not quite the right word. but you get what i mean) of hirano and sasaki's relationship makes me laugh so much because of course kagi doesn't know he's not read sasaki to miyano but sasaki is so clearly Married like. literally thinking of him in a relationship with anyone but miyano is like asking mr. Addams if he's been fucking your mum
#hirano to kagiura#this post is about the latest chapter but i think he got jealous in another chapter also??? god i dont remember they come out so slowly💀#but this should be the first time sasaki actually reacted to the allegations and boy he DELIVERED#never seen a more accurate depiction of someone mentally backpadeling screaming WHAT? NO!!!!! HUH??? GOD NO with only their face💀#kagi: hirano followed this guy's advice of carrying wet wipes around its so joever#sasaki: I AM MARRIED
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Still confused how being raised in a religious background causes 'lesbians' to sleep with moids outside of marriage... Nobody at my church was promoting premarital sex and fornication.
I'll wait for the 'lesbians' to explain that logic.
how does being told repeatedly that being same-sex attracted will cause u to burn in hell for eternity make someone do whatever it takes to try to “fix” their same-sex attraction? idk seems blatantly obvious to me
#do u think premarital sex is considered equally as bad as or even worse than homosexuality? 💀#people can repent and ‘regain’ their virginity but the ‘liberal’ interpretations will still argue u being homosexual is a sin in itself#so ofc theres going to be another level of desperation over being homosexual that won’t exist for simply having had premarital sex#unless u think a christian who had premarital sex and a gay person face equal mental anguish ..#married or not homosexual sex is bad. meaning if someone is gay they can never act on their sexuality#otherwise they’ve got a place in hell reserved for them. & they face homophobia which someone having premarital sex is gonna be spared from#so yeah. not surprising someone will do whatever it takes (yes even *gasp* have premarital sex) to stop being same sex attracted#anonymous
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help I was reading a random post cc wrote after City of Glass was published & some of the answers were kinda funny but the final note is so insane I have to share it
#HEKSKDJSIDN#NEVER WILL BE#oh how the turn tables 💀#I will never write them as adults/getting married etc *twp looms in the distance*#the mortal instruments#the dark artifices#the wicked powers#jace herondale#clary fairchild#cassandra clare#the shadowhunter chronicles#tsc#reading this was so funny because it came out of nowhere I didn't expect it at all#bella talks
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so uh
#a sock speaks#I think I might actually experience attraction to men? not as definitively as to women but sometimes#I think I was compartmentalizing things for quite a while#bc I didn't feel okay to have a relationship with a woman#and if I wasn't willing to have a relationship with a woman then it felt weird/wrong somehow to#allow myself to be with a man?#it felt like a betrayal somehow. I felt like I'd be judged or punished for it. or even if not that I'd be doing something wrong.#in retrospect this was the OCD talking#I don't really consider myself side b in the same way anymore. I don't know that I'd enter a relationship#but largely that's because I have anxiety about intimacy and issues with self worth 👍#but I've realized that I can't always tell the difference between shame over wrongdoing and fear of how others will react to me#and fear is not worth a life choice of that scale. but love is#and honestly. I'm acearo spec. I'm not likely to have a conventional relationship. for the present I'm still not planning on a relationship#I've wondered if maybe I have a celibate vocation. which is still possible even with all of this [gestures vaguely]#idk. for now I'm using the word queer to describe myself. it's comfortably open ended.#but also I was too afraid that dating/marrying a man would place me into a power structure I could never escape#and now I think maybe I don't have to be as afraid of that#now the awkward thing would be to let friends/family know without making them think I'm ex-gay 💀
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hiii apple 🩵 how do you think married or established relationship zhuiling handles mornings? I think Sizhui is fine with them because he grew up with the Lan sleep schedule but sect leader Jin is probably impossible 🤣
What a perfect time to answer this as I’m laying in bed dreading waking up and wanting to go back to sleep lmaooo
Oh, Jin Ling is absolutely impossible which makes it a good thing that it’s Lan Sizhui waking him up because he’s the only one who can (aside of Jiang Cheng who would probably just barge into his room and push him off the bed, lbr 😭)
LSZ is gentle and patient with him, though. The Lan schedule doesn’t apply to Jin Ling but it’s also not good for him to sleep in so much that it makes him groggy and tired the rest of the day, so LSZ tries his best.
But JL is in full mistress mode when he’s tired. If Lan Jingyi thinks it’s bad in public, he’s never had to live with him. He likes to make waking up a monumental task for LSZ because he’s used to getting his way and LSZ wouldn’t possibly deny him, right?
After enough pestering from LSZ, he raises his hands like a zombie so LSZ can pull him up, then crashes against him, snakes his arms around his waist and drags him back onto the bed with him.
Literally impossible.
So LSZ works around it by carrying Jin Ling around who’s clinging to him like a koala, still trying to sleep, while he makes them tea, sets out their clothes, brushes Jin Ling’s hair, etc (Lan arm strength and Wen multitasking, you know how it is).
It makes him laugh because it reminds him of how senior Wei acts with Hanguang-Jun but he keeps that to himself since Jin Ling would probably go feral after getting compared to Wei Wuxian. 💀
#and that’s my established zhuiling morning headcanon thanks for coming ✨#zhuiling#mdzs#mdzs headcanons#zhuiling headcanons#zhuiling musings#answered asks#koiblossoms#and as always this took me ages to answer lmaooo sORRY#i swear I’m gonna get to the rest of my asks soon life’s just been super hectic#Jin Ling definitely drools too#LSZ never gets dressed before JL wakes up bc he knows he’s gonna get drooled on at some point lmFAO#Fairy doesn’t help either because she also wants to sleep in#she takes JLs side every time 💀#older zhuiling#married zhuiling
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Thinking about the notes Mr. House wrote at the bottom of his unfinished obituary 😂😭
“/// Will revise and finish this up later. Have set the age at death to update automatically. Obit makes salient points but “pearls before swine,” of course. Let’s hope the ingrates never have cause to read it. Who knows how many of them are even literate!”
#A Tragedy Has Befallen All Mankind <- STFU YOU LOSSSEERRRRRRR *loves him*#_| ̄|○ Can’t believe he’s my favorite character HE’S SO LAMEEEE!!!!!!#I can imagine years after being married to him my courier accidentally stumbles upon it.#Reading it she’s just thinking Robert . . . this is why people want to kill you (ᴑ͝ᴗᴑ͝ ‘).#Also she finds it odd he wrote his own obituary since usually friends or family write them.#Until she remembers outside her he doesn’t really have any.#(Seriously 💀 if you kill him outside the White Glove Society not a single person has a nice thing to say).#(o ´ ◡ ` )o So my courier edits and finishes it.#She doesn’t remove his parts but adds onto them along with her own details about him.#Nothing too private or personal but just enough to add a tender human touch.#She assumes he’s never going to actually try finishing his obituary so he won’t ever read it.#However he does but never tells her.#He just leaves it alone. Secretly pleased how it turned out. He also writes her one which she never finds out about.#Fallout New Vegas#Mr. House#MaddyMoreauPost#(Note: She doesn’t edit any of his writing but does remove his note at the bottom from the finished version).#GhostCoupleofVegas
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Jancy + The Notebook Moodboard
#tell me y'all see the vision#like minus the toxicity#bc I love JB but he's not jumping on a ferris wheel 💀#Can you imagine him joining the army bc Nancy never responded to his letters? Like go off drama king#depressed boy would rebuild a house for her#and tell her their love story over and over#also miss girl would wallow in a bathtub and then decide to visit him#nancy: I just need to get him out of my system before I get married#also nancy: oh so that's what I've been missing#jancy#jonathan byers#nancy wheeler#jonathan x nancy#nancy x jonathan#st AU#st moodboard#stranger things
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lbr, johann would be fascinated with barton’s mask and compliment him on how well preserved it is.
❝ holy shit. i almost gave up hope with this stupid card, but it seems like someone is just my type, ❞ barton let out a loud incredulous laugh upon seeing that ALL of the boxes for this card were ticked. he was almost tempted to ask if johann was lying about some of them, but what would he really have to gain from that besides... his favor, i guess you could say? and the other didn't really seem like the type to try to manipulate him. at least, in this way. barton honestly was kind of speechless — he hadn't really planned for someone to be perfectly compatible with him, so what the hell was he supposed to do now?
marriage. that was the only solution.
#OF MONSTERS AND MEN: musings.#THE CAT. i'm sorry but i have had that meme saved for a while and i've been waiting for just the right moment to use it... so why not now-#am i right? LMAO 💀 i mean it certainly seems kind of appropriate but OFC i'm just joking about them actually getting married#if johann would want to go a date with him though... or a few dates.... and possibly be his bf (WOAH there barton calm down JSJSJ LOL) then#feel free to let me know because. man's might or might not feel like he may explode if he doesn't at least TRY to see if he'd be interested#lolll so yeah. you can definitely say that barton got heart eyes whenever he saw that he got all of his boxes ticked tehe. we LOVE that for#johann though <33 (please run away while you still can johann bc you're NEVER going to be able to get rid of him if you invite him into#your life... kind of like a vampire JSJSJ nah i'm kidding. well partially 💀 )#BUT fr. he's never had someone be fascinated with his mask before? man's usually just gets horrified reactions and for good reason OFC LOL#but i imagine barton would be happy to answer any questions he has about it bc like i said... everyone usually wants to get away from him#bc of it hahahhh
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