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Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa Sentence Starters

Feel free to change pronouns or restructure sentences as needed.

“Now, son, if you’re gonna grow up and be like your daddy someday, you gotta learn how to fight.”

“No, [Name], no dancing!”

“It’s so disappointing when they don’t grow up the way you want them to.”

“You can’t leave without this!”

“That’s gotta be the second-biggest slingshot I’ve ever seen… but it’s gonna have to do.”

“Aghh! Gremlin!”

“I think it’ll seem much more fun the further away we get from it.”

“It’s nothing personal, it’s just that we’re better than you.”

“We may be out of fuel. We’ve lost engine one… and engine two is no longer on fire.”

“I’ve got good news and bad news. The good news is, we’ll be landing immediately. The bad news is, we’re crash landing.”

“I broke your iPod! The buttons were so small, it made me mad! I’m sorry!”

“I love you, [Name]! I always have!”

“We’ll fix it. Grit, spit… and a whole lot of duct tape.”

“We should be up and running in, say, six-to-nine months.”

“Who made you King of the Plane Wreck?”

“What gives you the authority to put me in charge?”

“Love ain’t gonna get us home.”

“Are you out of your mind? We need their help and you’re harassing little old ladies?”

“I know this place. It’s like… deja vu. Like I’ve been here before.”

“This watering hole doesn’t need anymore mouths to feed, so just skedaddle back to wherever you came from.”

“You’ve come home.”

“This is where we belong.”

“It was all my fault. I turned my back for one minute and then…”

“You never told me I’d have to fight anybody!”

“Your pal, [Name], set me up back there!”

“This spot looks like Witch Doctor’s Disease.”

“You’ll find a cure! You’ve got at least 48 hours.”

“I always thought I was a little bit… unique.”

“That is definitely not crack-a-lackin’.”

“What’s the deal, [Name]? Why am I the parade and you’re the rain?”

“You thought THAT guy was me?”

“Maybe you could wear a bell, or something?”

“It’s always about you, isn’t it?”

“I would love to become a professional whistler! I’m pretty amazing at it now but I want to get, like, even better. Make my living out of it.”

“There must be something you want to do before you die.”

“What are you afraid of? You’re a dead man anyway.”

“Listen, [Name], you better treat this lady like a queen. Because you, my friend, you found yourself the perfect woman.”

“We’re gonna need a lot more dying holes.”

“You’ve helped me so often to see the bright side of my problems that I never think of you as having any. I wasn’t there for you when you needed me. What kind of friend does that make me? A pretty lousy friend, I guess.”

“Now, all I need is someone who would like to go in the volcano and get eaten by gods.”

“I just want you to know. It was never the doctors or the prescriptions that kept me going. It was always you. Seeing you every day? That’s what kept me going.”

“You gonna mope around like this all day?”

“I know this might sound hard to believe but, apparently, lions don’t dance.”

“We need dynamite. Do you have any dynamite?”

“Oh, suddenly throwing a giraffe into a volcano to make water is crazy?”

“It’s crazy to think I had to go halfway around the world to find out that the perfect guy for me lived right next door.”

“Maternity leave!? You’re all males.”

“What were you thinking? You got no business being out here!”

“They’re just rude and frightened people.”

“There is no sacrifice greater than someone else’s.”

“Love has no boundaries!”

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🌺 Tell me a preconeption/headcanon you have for one of my characters... 🌺

And I’ll rate how accurate it is on a scale of 1 to 10, 1 being way off and 10 being basically canon!

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Monsters vs. Aliens - sentence starters

1. “Hurry! Turn on the TV! Turn it on now!” 

2. “Sorry, I’m just a little frazzled. I just spent way too much time with our parents.” 

3. “It’s okay. It’s fine. As long as we’re together, _______ is the most romantic city in the whole world.” 

4. “I think I just got hit by a meteorite.” 

5. “Wow. You’re glowing. No, no ______, you’re like really glowing. You’re green!” 

6. “You’re all shrinking!” 

7. “Whatever mad scientist made you, they really went all out.” 

8. “Wow, look at you. I know what you’re thinking: first day of prison, and you want to take down the toughest guy in the yard. Well, I’d like to see you try.” 

9. “Don’t scare ______, s/he’s gonna pee him/herself! Then we’ll all be in trouble.” 

10. “But I’m not a monster. I’m just a regular person. I’m not a danger to anyone or anything.” 

11. “______, do something violent.” 

12. “What idiot designed this thing?” 

13. “______, I’d prefer you didn’t do your mad scientist laugh while I’m hooked up to this machine.”

14. “I’m not a quack, I’m a mad scientist! There is a difference.” 

15. “Am I small again?” 

16. “You really don’t get it, do you? No ______ has ever gotten out of here!” 

17. “I haven’t been outside in ____ years. It’s amazing out here!” 

18. “Three weeks ago, if you had asked me to defeat a giant alien robot, I would have said ‘no can do’. But I did it! Me!” 

19. “I’m still buzzing. Did you see how strong I was? There probably isn’t a jar in this world I can’t open.” 

20. “Did they experiment on you?”      

21. “Look, I know this is a little weird. Okay, it’s a lot weird. But we’ll figure it out. I know that, together, we can find a way to get me back to normal.” 

22. “Aw, who are we kidding? We could save every city on the planet, and they’ll still treat us the same way they’ve always treated us… like monsters.” 

23. “Once again, a UFO has landed in America. The only country UFOs ever seem to land in.” 

24. “I’ll come get you if I can. If I don’t, it means I’m dead. Or late.” 

25. “Give me that. A weapon like this needs to be in the hands of someone responsible.” 

26. “Are you crazy? You could have killed me!” 

27. “_______! You’re alive! … And you’re a butterfly.” 

28. “Oh, _______. Ever since you were a baby, I always knew… you would, you know, save the Earth from an invasion from outer space.” 

29. “Baby, I’ve thought long and hard about what happened between us, and I want you to know… I forgive you.” 

30. “I’m so proud of you I could cry, if I hadn’t lost my tear ducts in the war.” 

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Headcanon meme~

Put a symbol (or several) and a character/characters in my ask box, and I’ll give you a headcanon.  Yes.  Do it.

☾ - sleep headcanon

★ - sad headcanon

☆ - happy headcanon

☠ - angry/violent headcanon

✿ - Sex headcanon

■ -  Bedroom/house/living quarters headcanon

♡ - romantic headcanon

♥ - family headcanon

☮ - friendship headcanon

♦ - quirks/hobbies headcanon

☯ - likes/dislikes headcanon

▼ - childhood headcanon

∇ -. old age/aging headcanon

♒ - cooking/food headcanon

☼ - appearance headcanon

ൠ - random headcanon

◉ - Any other question of your choosing

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A SERIES OF HEADCANON PROMPTS INSPIRED BY DISNEY MOVIES

Hercules - Is your muse more physically strong, or emotionally strong? 

Cinderella - Did your muse experience any childhood traumas? Did they overcome them?

Bambi - What is your muse’s relationship with their parents like?

Pinocchio - How honest is your muse? What is their moral stance on white lies?

Fantasia - Does your muse believe in magic? What is their view on it?

Dumbo - Has your muse ever been bullied for a physical difference?

Mulan - Is your muse secure in their gender identity? Have they ever experienced sexism or transphobia?

Aladdin - If your muse had 3 wishes, what would they wish for?

Zootopia - Would your muse enjoy living in a utopia, or would they feel out of place?

Tarzan - How did the place your muse grew up in affect them?

Moana - Does your muse believe in fate or destiny? What is theirs?

Atlantis - Is your muse adventurous or do they prefer to seclude themselves?

101 Dalmatians - Does your muse have a large collection of any particular thing?

Frozen - What is your muse’s relationship with their siblings like?

Beauty and the Beast - How has your muse changed as a person over their life? Have they changed for the better or for worse?

Sleeping Beauty - What is the worst possible curse your muse could face?

Pocahontas - How does your muse deal with being exposed to unfamiliar cultures? Are they open and accepting?

The Jungle Book - Is your muse happy living off of the bare necessities, or do they need more in life?

Oliver and Company - Is your muse more street smart or book smart?

The Hunchback of Notre Dame - What is your muse’s religious beliefs? Have they ever experienced oppression at the hands of religion?

Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs - How trusting of strangers is your muse? Would they accept a gift from a stranger?

The Princess and the Frog - Would your muse accept someone else’s help in fulfilling their dreams, or would they want to earn it for themself?

The Emperor’s New Groove - What animal would you associate your muse with? Why?

The Lion King - Is your muse prepared for the responsibilities laid out for them in life?

The Little Mermaid - Would your muse change themself for love, or would they wait to find someone who loves them for who they are?

Peter Pan - Is your muse a child at heart? What is their mental age or maturity?

Wreck-It Ralph - What does ‘being a winner’ mean to your muse?

Lilo & Stitch - Does your muse have any pets? Do they want any?

Lady and the Tramp - What are your muses romantic standards? Would they ever fall for someone of a lower class?

Alice in Wonderland - What does your muse often dream of? Do they have strange dreams? Pleasant ones? Nightmares?

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RP Starters - Taken From Random Scenarios I’ve Been In

“You know, some of the best conversations I’ve had have been when at least one of us was naked.”

“Let’s kill people!”

“HE’S MA SON!”

“I’m sorry I hit you in the gender-neutral boobs!”

“You have to be classy when you eat ass.”

“I’m in diabetes heaven!”

“I’m bored I’m going to kill the Occult Club.”

“I was going to say ‘don’t fuck Senpai’ but I suppose that’s what we want to do.”

“I gave him a backstory, he’s my son now, you can’t go back after that.”

“EXPOSED!”

“FREELOADERS!”

“It fell out of existence. Just like my will to live.”

“Sexy swipers.”

“I’ve got to say this, your brother looks like a bad cosplay of Germany.”

“Every six year old has had a kink some point in their lives.”

“I think it was when we were talking about kinks!”

“He is a loose moose.”

“My brother tried to hide the cherryade so I couldn’t drink it but I found out and now I’m gonna drink it all because fuck him.”

“If you don’t like chocolate, you’re a stuck up prick. If you like dark chocolate, you’re a plain bitch. If you like white chocolate, you’re a fakeass motherfucker. If you like milk chocolate… you have nothing interesting, your life is a waste.”

“Red. The colour of HELL.”

“I flaunt my gayness all the time.”

“Let’s feast on some ass.”

“Our house is not big enough for all these fucks!”

“JUST CALL mE DADDY!”

“Oh for fuck sakes who invited Lighting McQueen?”

“Yeah, about that diet…”

“Whenever a door closes, God opens a window… Cause [Name] fucking farted again, God damn it.”

“This is the first time I’ve ever been horny because of a vicar.”

“Cocaine just spilled out of my Refresher. Oh wait, it’s the sherbet.”

“I saw them and their little nerd hands slapping each other.”

“Well, time to kill innocent schoolgirls.”

“NERD FIGHT!!”

“I’ve discovered your true identity, [Name]. There’s no hiding your Simpson blood.”

“’[Name] is my son,’ I say as I murder him.”

“I have too much darkness in me already, I can’t risk eating dark chocolate.”

“Orphan-ception.”

“Mr Peabody and Sherman is secretly about a boy’s discovery of being a furry.”

“Mr Peabody and Sherman, where everyone is a fucking furry.”

“I am not a furry.”

“Tame this mane, you actual furry.”

“I’m so hecking gay.”

“I thought you were the dog. I mean, you’re both bitches.”

“I don’t want birches.”

“Just because it doesn’t exist doesn’t mean it doesn’t exist.”

“2016 can officially suck my nuts.”

“Why is the cheese wrapped like a sausage? For kinky reasons.”

“When was the last time I held a knife to your genitals?”

“You missed me doing a super sick flip.”

“WHO IS AY AY RON?”

“Unlike SOME PEOPLE, most people don’t like to be submerged in darkness.”

“HE HAD EYEBROWS AND JUDGED YOU.”

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making up(?) memes

“can i come over so we can talk?”

“please take me back.”

“i won’t mess it up this time.”

“don’t you still love me?”

“i still love you.” 

“i thought it was for the best, but it wasn’t.”

“i thought i was doing you a favor.”

“i want to make this work, don’t you?”

“i can’t sleep without you.” 

“don’t you miss me?”

“you can’t just show up like this anymore.”

“you left me, remember?”

“it’s not that simple.”

“i need you to forgive me.”

“i can’t forgive you for this.” 

“i’m sick and tired of missing you.”

“i got over you.”

“getting over you was the hardest thing i’ve ever done.”

“i haven’t been able to get over you. i don’t think i ever will.”

“i know i messed up. let me fix it.”

“you mean everything to me.”

“i don’t have anything if i don’t have you.”

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Send one for a Scenario!

{Send the symbol + reverse for the opposite!}

♥ — Hug my muse!

♦ — Kiss my muse on the forehead!

♣ — Tickle my muse!

♠ — Massage my muse’s shoulders!

◘ — Stroke my muse’s hair!

♪ — Rub my muse’s back!

♫ — Kiss my muse’s neck!

☼ — Hold my muse’s hand! 

► — Lay your head in my muse’s lap!

▲ — Share a blanket with my muse!

◄ — Pull my muse to sit in your lap!

▼ — Share a bath/shower with my muse (writer or sender’s choice!)

✿ — To put a flower in my muses hair!

★ — To lean on my muse’s shoulder!

♫ — To sing to my muse!

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misc prompts for your feels

“ unique just means alone. ” “ i’m not afraid to die, just wish i could live a little first. ” “ i know i’m a monster, but you look at me like i’m a man. ” “ there’s nothing i wouldn’t do to keep you safe. ” “ we all have sins to pay penance for. ” “ don’t look at me like i’m a hero. you’ll only disappoint yourself. ” “ sometimes when you look at me it’s like…it’s like you’re staring straight past my flesh and into my soul. ” “ you make me want to live. ” “ i know i don’t deserve forgiveness, but i like the idea that some people think i might. ” “ i trust you with my life. ” “ you’re more like family to me than my own blood. ” “ i’ve never had any sort of family before. ” “ your life is far more precious than mine. ” “ i don’t care what happens to me. as long as you’re safe. ” “ i need you to live…cause if you’re gone then, i don’t know what the point of it all is anymore. ” “ i know i’m not the person you want, but i’m here. ” “ i love you, and i know you may never feel the same. but i’m okay with that. ” “ i couldn’t say no to you even if i wanted to. ” “ you’re worth more than this. ” “ why do you walk around as if you’re somehow less valuable than the rest of the world? ” “ please, let me help you. ” “ just let me do this for you. ” “ you do have something to live for. you have me. ” “ you’ll always have me. ” “ i see you. i know you feel so invisible all the time, but you’re not. not to me. ” “ it’s okay to be angry, you’re allowed to be upset about what happened to you. ” “ don’t you realize you deserve more than this? ” “ you’re not a machine or— or some thing. you’re a person, and i’m sorry anyone ever made you feel otherwise. ” “ please, just hold on a little longer. i can’t lose you too. ” “ this scar..what happened? ” “ if you won’t do it for yourself, then do it for me. ” “ you’re bleeding— how long have you been hiding this?! ” “ sometimes i realize one day i could die, i could just disappear and the world would be none the wiser. there’d be no one to miss me and that terrifies me more than death itself. ”  “ i’m not sure i know who i’m supposed to be anymore. ” “ my mind is so loud and i’m afraid it’ll never be quiet again. ” “ when i’m in a crowd i just want to melt away and yet, when i’m alone it’s somehow worse. ” “ loneliness is a poison and i’ve been drinking it for so long, i don’t there there’s an anecdote to save my soul. ” “ i don’t care if the world knows my name, i just want you to remember me. ” “ you deserve more than i could ever give you. ” “ i love you. i know that’s not enough, but i do. ” “ you’re safe with me, you always will be. ” “ you make me feel safe. like i’m allowed to be anything i want. ” “ i’d do anything to be the person you love again. ” “ i’ve got you, you’re safe. ” “ just rest, i’m here. ” “ you can stay with me tonight. ”

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TRUTH OR DARE

send my muse one question AND one dare. my muse will have to choose whether to tell the truth or accept the challenge!

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SEND ME “✏️ + a muse“ or “headcanon + a muse” for three ( or more ) random headcanons I have for that muse!

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Please Reblog This If It’s Okay To:

Send questions about yourself

Ask questions to/about your characters

Ask about your headcanons 

Send questions about your works (fanfics, art, music, RPs, etc) 

Ask about popular ships/headcanons

Ask about plot ideas you’ve had but haven’t acted upon yet (snippets of AUs, a scenario you wish to write/draw but haven’t gotten to yet)

Questions about other ships/headcanons that aren’t as popular or are rarepairs

Questions or comments about favorite tropes, headcanons, characters, foods, weather, or anything else you are okay in answering!

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PSA.

Just because my blog is all about CHEMISTRY when it comes to shipping, does NOT mean I am oppose to discussing ships with your muse, having your muse come at mine, telling me right away in an introduction: “I ship our muses hope you don’t find that X”  etc. etc. That is HOW chemistry can start. Saying I’m a “chemistry only” shipper only means I do not “auto ship” what fandom or canon wants, I want to see it happen between writers as synergy or in “real time”. Nothing against auto-shippers, but chemistry shippers tend to get overlooked as the RPC seems to think this means: “they’re never going to do what I want right away, so why bother.” No, we just don’t want you thinking romance / smut / whatever is all that we’re good for.  We don’t want to be used and then abandoned after 1 thread. Maybe it’s our way of smoking out the partners that are using our muse for JUST that thing. Maybe we’re protecting our muses because we know people flake out and leave the RPC all the time after coming to us hardcore and getting us to want what they want. Please do not pass us up because we don’t want to jump into something and fake it in order to keep partners. Sometimes our muses DO connect right away. Sometimes they DO want your muse when they appear. We are saying that all ships are NOT created equal or the same, and we are open to finding that connection through every way, not just the instant-drive-thru manner of rp.

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“I will beat the devil in an appropriate place and not ruin my floors.”

“I got drunk and now I’m sitting on the ground.”

“Get an ouija board or something and bring me back!”

“Hi, welcome to me time.”

“Do you have anymore almond milk?”

“Just do it!”

“Hell yeah!”

“[Name], stop!”

“Cover it in mustard, and call it a day.”

“The power of Christ compels you.”

“What?”

“[Name], no one is judging you.”

“We know you have a soap fetish, it’s okay, just let it out.”

“Who said you could come in?”

“What’s wrong with eating paint?”

“I will lock myself in the bathroom and fucking cry.”

“I don’t know what the fuck is happening.”

“I painted my face green, I’m ready to party.”

“Cannolis, bitch!”

“I look like a half eaten apple on a road trip.”

“Look how much your mom loves you!”

“Can’t you see what the fuck I’m wearing, bitch?”

“I’m having me time, get out.”

“The devil is everywhere.”

“I think what I’m trying to say is that I just wanna fucking disappear.”

“Some people think that I’m crazy, I’m just out here trying to have a good time, what’s your problem?”

“Don’t do drugs, not even once.”

“I have a basketball game tomorrow.”

“We’re good? Tight.”

“Don’t ever talk to me or my son ever again.”

“The darkness will swallow you whole.”

“This is a safe place.”

“I love you so much, but you test me every day.”

“You’re a nasty bitch!”

“I didn’t come here to fuck around.”

“I want to be seen from the heavens!”

“I love fucking myself up.”

“Don’t expose me like this.”

“Who you fightin’?”

“Please come back, please come back, please come back.”

“My face is burned.”

“Hi, welcome to I feel guilty.”

“I am on a never ending quest to be the most beautiful person in the world.”

“Look at me! And my exquisite face!”

“You have to go to your baseball game right now, son!”

“I think it looks natural.”

“Go away.”

“I’ll never let go.”

“Do I look like someone who wants to hurt your feelings?”

“What are your standards?”

“Can’t you see that I’m fucking leisuring?”  

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Send me a ▲ for my muse's reaction to yours:

(You can find a random generator here. Or send the number of your choosing instead.)

attack hugging them

falling asleep on or next to them

giving them the best back massage they’ve ever had

holding their hand for the first time

hugging them from behind when they weren’t expecting it

hugging them way too tightly

kissing their forehead or cheek

kissing their neck

kissing them softly on the lips

playfully whacking them with a pillow

sneaking up behind them and blowing a raspberry on their neck

surprise kissing them

telling them they love them for the first time

tickling them

waking them up by holding them and playing with their hair

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Mun talks about the Muse

Send one of the following to ask the mun…

✍ Favorite thing about writing the muse? 👀Favorite thing about the muse’s appearance? 🧥Favorite outfit for the muse? 🌌Favorite alternate version of the muse? 💕Favorite ship for the muse?  💔Least favorite ship for the muse? 💢Something about the muse that annoys you? 😈Worst thing you’ve ever done to your muse?  😂Funniest thing that’s ever happened to your muse?  💡 What inspires you to write the muse?  📷 Favorite picture/screencap of your muse? 📑 Favorite part of your muse’s backstory?  📝 Favorite headcanon for your muse?  😒 Is there anything canon about your muse that you ignore?  🔮 What do you see in your muse’s future?  🔥 Unpopular opinion about your muse?  💭 Favorite memory of the muse?  😩 Hardest thing about writing the muse?  ⌨ What’s a situation you’ve always wanted to RP with the muse?  🎭 How similar are you and the muse? 

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Tag List

Once upon a time...=Rp memes

Don’t interrupt my story!=Nakata

Oh, mi madre.=Catalina

Leave that kid alone!=Valencia

Think again, imbecile!=Claudette (specify if rping as a human or not)

It was nearly 2,000 years ago...=Kahawai

Your little girl’s doing great.=Maggie/Que pasa perras!=Sabelina

That’s a pretty weird shell.=Carina/Stop me if I missed anything.=Katie

Solo un disparo.=Catarina

I’ll update as I go along and more stories are published.