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maddymoreau · 9 months ago

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Thinking about the notes Mr. House wrote at the bottom of his unfinished obituary 😂😭

“/// Will revise and finish this up later. Have set the age at death to update automatically. Obit makes salient points but “pearls before swine,” of course. Let’s hope the ingrates never have cause to read it. Who knows how many of them are even literate!”

#A Tragedy Has Befallen All Mankind <- STFU YOU LOSSSEERRRRRRR *loves him*#＿|￣|○ Can’t believe he’s my favorite character HE’S SO LAMEEEE!!!!!!#I can imagine years after being married to him my courier accidentally stumbles upon it.#Reading it she’s just thinking Robert . . . this is why people want to kill you (ᴑ͝ᴗᴑ͝ ‘).#Also she finds it odd he wrote his own obituary since usually friends or family write them.#Until she remembers outside her he doesn’t really have any.#(Seriously 💀 if you kill him outside the White Glove Society not a single person has a nice thing to say).#(o ´ ◡ ` )o So my courier edits and finishes it.#She doesn’t remove his parts but adds onto them along with her own details about him.#Nothing too private or personal but just enough to add a tender human touch.#She assumes he’s never going to actually try finishing his obituary so he won’t ever read it.#However he does but never tells her.#He just leaves it alone. Secretly pleased how it turned out. He also writes her one which she never finds out about.#Fallout New Vegas #Mr. House #MaddyMoreauPost #(Note: She doesn’t edit any of his writing but does remove his note at the bottom from the finished version).#GhostCoupleofVegas

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