#Neighbor Jason

[beechaotic]

So apparently, Neighbor Jason is close with Red Hood??

Idk, the Crew and I were about to go try and beat someone up (Red Hood had the day off and we wanted to see if crime would stay low when he wasn’t around) when Jason just GLARES at us. We stop for a second, uncomfortable, and Jason just goes:

“Do you want me to tell Red Hood that you’re sneaking out without his permission?” (He told us to take the night off).

We were like “Yeah, like you’re a narc. Sorry bud, you don’t know Hood like that,” and we did it anyway. Then, today, at work, we get called into Hood’s office and he’s just like “I leave for ONE NIGHT and you go out and disobey my orders?”

Obviously we were like, “Who snitched?” And Hood just goes “I know some of your neighbors. A couple of them work for me.”

So, if we want to do ANYTHING that Red Hood said no about, we have to avoid Hood AND Jason. This is a fucking nightmare.

[impyssadobsessions]

My Neighbor Batman

The challenge was to draw characters in a different style

I drew these for Guess That Artist event in dpxdc server im in >w< I animated it too! But didn't show the animation in the event because I knew it would rat me out XDDD Actually gives me an idea of like ;w; baby dick and jason being taken in. T o T I also made the cape wrap around Jason protectively. And then that's a moped I hand/digitally painted in the bg.. not a car. its too small XD

[morganbritton132]

No Capes Batman AU where Jason is just like, ‘I’m meant to be a middle child. I’ve got middle child energy’ and then steals the neighbor kid. Not like they were using him anyways.

[garpen]

12 yrs old Jason having just been dropped off at Wayne Manor: Do you just take in every orphan you meet off the street?

Bruce: No, you're the first kid I picked up off the street. I picked up my last one at the circus.

Jason: Is that a joke? I can’t tell if that’s a joke.

Bruce: My son's name is Richard, but he insists on going by Dick.

Jason: And he’s…from the circus?

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 112

Once again, you know who is underutilized in DCxDP crossovers? Battinson. Skrunkly shivering boi. Who we should definitely give children to care for. 

 Did you know that Jason canonically had a brother named Danny? Well you do now, and it should also be used more. 

 We all want to give Battinson a robin, so why not give him four for the price of two. He of course gets Dick from the circus- he’s never going to go into public again, this was the first time he’d gone to do something out of his comfort zone for a while and look how that turned out. 

 And on one of the nights that Dick has to stay home (Alfred insists he must finish his homework if he wants to go out on patrol) Bruce returns to the batmobile to find not one child, but two. Is Danny reincarnated? Just appeared one day? Who knows, but he’s here now and going to protect his little brother. 

 Bruce might have tears in his eyes when they both hit him in the kneecaps and bolt because even with the armor it still hurts. How he manages to grab both kids he’s not too sure, but he ends up getting them food after they put the tires back. He also doesn’t understand how he’s convinced them into the car but they’ve both conked out and maybe he’s panicking and needs Alfred- 

 D-Dick why is there another child here? He’s the neighbor, cool cool. W-what do you mean he’s home alone, he’s like, 4?? What do you mean he’s been alone for a week now???

…

Alfreeeeed-

[acid-ixx]

i’m kinda curious on whether or not the reader would continue going to college after they go back to the wayne manor. furthermore, i also remember the resder mentioning a small group of friend they had, will they stay in contact with them? how do the family react to them being so close with others? dudhjew i love this series you write so well.

— masterlist !

a/n: phew i finally get to answer asks !! yesterday was insane, me and my family swam on around 5 different beaches so i was outside for more than 12 hours with no wifi and the power keeps turning off in the house due to the weather so that's that. i love writing so this is a bit longer than i expected hehe. oh yeah i forgot to tell yall that in the timeline, the mc may be bruce's third child but they're actually younger than tim as he was adopted later on.

now, to answer. i don't think bruce, as your ever-so loving father, would agree to get you back to college once you're back (kidnapped) in the manor. he wouldn't directly say it, but with your current state of relationship towards your family, with just how much time they have lost not spending it with you, it's a given that bruce, your dad, and your siblings who are feral for any ounce of attention from you, would insist that you take... a very long vacation with just them.

after all, desire is one of the stronger emotions they feel towards you, and they grapple at anything you offer towards them. but they still want you to be happy, no?

so at first, they'll let you go to your classes (though you'd be heavily monitored everywhere. who knows what bad influences scurry the area, right? barbara and tim take turns watching through the live feed of your college) but that's only if, and only if the uni's timetable allows for a flexible schedule with your family after. that means, if you're stubborn enough (which bruce understands, because "bruce! you allow damian to go to school so why can't i?!" and he's willing to give his baby the world after he finally hears them say his name) and still wish to continue the course you're working so hard for, one you had attained a full scholarship for, then go ahead!

though they can't help it when the hours they're supposed to get to know you better are taken away from them. for now, you'll have a taste of freedom before it's ultimately taken away from you.

but until then, you'll have to learn how to balance school life with family life. because even if there would be no more crappy apartment to go home to, even if you actually get a full meal instead of cheap, microwavable oven meals and dollar priced ramen, even if you still get to pursue your dream course— it's undeniable that the moment you leave your uni's doors, you'd be picked up by dick, tim, and even your youngest brother damian fucking wayne driving the car, to be escorted back to the manor strictly after classes. during the night, should you ever overstay for projects, it would be jason who'll greet you and allow you to ride his motorcycle; though that's only permissible if you have updated them a day before that you wouldn't be home before the curfew bruce has set up for you.

sometimes, it's your father who makes an untimely appearance with his well-known persona, brucie wayne. he'll greet all the people who pass by with a teethy smile, his big hand holding your stiff shoulders after he kisses your cheeks as a greeting. if you're out the door with your friends - friends who knew of your history of neglect, who told you they would always take your side - then he'll shake their hand, introduce himself with a charm that makes them question if what you've told them is true.

he presents himself with such an aura that's harmless, as if him and your other siblings who are spying by a bush aren't incapable of taking all friends down with just a punch to their face shall one of them speak up or dare tease you in front of them.

unfortunately for you, even some of your friends would be truly convinced that your father wasn't the same man you've told your lifelong stories about neglect. not when he makes a show of running his hand through his baby's head to comfort them whilst he talks to them, not when he cloaks your shoulders in his own work suit to make sure his child wouldn't feel the chilly weather, not when he takes all the time in his busy day to pick you up from school as he should've done all those years ago.

but who would believe you when it's obviously known by the public eye that bruce loves his child, (name) wayne?

you know it's all fake, and it's scary for you, that he simply was able to make a cover up story to the journalists that his child's lack of presence to the public is him merely wishing to shield them from the disgusting media, no?

now that you're older, he says, he would want to make a show of his undying grip over you, that his gleeming eyes that hold multiple threats towards the people in your campus is simply his overprotectiveness as your father, that if they ever harm you or dare question your family's overprotective nature towards you; they'd be gone by the very hands that sworn to protect gotham.

it's all fake, you tell yourself.

but what isn't false are his intentions to make you feel like you're part of the family now, no matter how much you kick, or fight, or scream; they'll always remind you that you're loved and always will be. it's both an apology and display of affection towards you.

it doesn't matter if your uni is on the other side of gotham, you're always coming home to them and that's final. at least you know they still have an ounce of empathy for you to continue having friends (and a boyfriend that they've no knowledge of, yet), as long as they heavily monitor you...

... what you don't know, though, is that the moment you've fallen into the hands of danger— your father wouldn't hesitate pulling you out of college and instead settling for homeschooling. you have brilliant siblings, after all, and a father who had trained all over the world.

that's why hangouts with friends are unpermitted, you soon discover that only trying to beg bruce to at least be more flexible with your friends would only lead to even lesser chance of trying to find escape in your already stuffy life.

and don't even dare throw a tantrum about preferring your friends over them. if you even go as far as calling one of your friend's parents as an even better parent than bruce could be, that your friends are people you consider actual siblings, then you've guaranteed yourself a one way ticket to being locked up in the manor, permanently; with your father and your siblings, especially damian, trying to prove themselves that, no, you didn't just fucking say that, take it back.

you're going to witness a personal breakdown from damian. because no way do you prefer those scum over him! he's supposed to be your favorite, who are they to take his place?! you love him, you love them, you wanted attention from the family, didn't you?! you wouldn't be able to comfort him because he'd already wear his robin suit, ready to eliminate any of your friends who are younger than you because they don't deserve to be seen as your younger sibling, no matter if you had just blurted that out as retaliation for an argument.

what you had just said is serious, and bruce and dick wouldn't even try to stop that kid from slashing someone in broad daylight; dick choosing to cry and refusing to let you go from his arms as he babbles on about his delusional baby bird, trying his damn best to not let his temper get to him, trying so hard to not choke the ever living shit out of any of your older friends once you confess calling anyone of them your older brother— because him, jason, and tim are supposed to be the only ones you consider your older brothers, babybird!

hell, even tim and babs are already on the monitors ready to give damian each and every one of your friend's individual locations.

bruce especially, would be heartbroken that his child called someone else their father. that's his title. you calling him father, or dad, or papa, or any language that describes him to be your parental figure is the only thing keeping him sane. he hates it when his child only calls him bruce as if to describe a mere stranger, to which he knows he is to you— but it sounds wrong and it furthers the ache in his heart— and it's even worse if you chose to call someone else a father, chose anyone else than him as your dad.

batman is even more cruel in his patrol after your argument, punching the living hell out of any male criminals, picturing your voice playing over and over again calling them your father instead of him— it only makes him perceptive of jason's moral code. because what if you have fallen into the hands of anyone but him before he had come to take you back? he knows he isn't the best, was never there for you until now, but fuck, he needs to make it up to his child, and getting angry at you only worsens your already severed bond with him.

so you may expect a punishment, but it's already punishment towards you when you're now isolated inside the manor with only the presence of your siblings to comfort you throughout the nights where it gets too lonely during patrol time. bruce would have more than an hour long talk with you in his study, forcing you to confess every single thought you have about him and your siblings. he tells you it's all unrecorded, that there's no cameras to watch over your one-on-one confrontation— he just wants his baby's opinion on everything so they could adjust to your every whim, but really, it's all just a matter of them wanting to dive deep into your very thoughts like the invasive creatures they are.

the worst part of it all, is that nobody even dare mentions the names of your friends and their respective family. they listen to anything you say, because you already barely talk, but the moment you mutter about missing them, the topic would be shunned down by something, anything else. whether that'd be damian deciding that his older sibling should paint with him, or dick inviting you to watch him perform his acrobatic stunts.

it's a distraction you know you're susceptible to, because they all wish to take your thoughts away from those scum, as damian calls them, and instead have you focus on them, your actual family. those people are nothing to you, now that they're out of the picture.

... you should've chosen to be homeschooled instead of unintentionally getting your friends killed.

[iguessthisisanewobsession]

Dick was waiting for Jason in his apartment. They had planned to go over a case after patrol.

Little wing was running late. Babs called in a drug bust on the edge of his territory, so Dick just started without him.

Jason’s apartment was one of one’s that were recently renovated. That being said, it was still Crime Alley.

The walls were thin.

So Dick could hear everything going on next door.

Including a terrified shriek, glass breaking, someone hitting the floor very hard and something meaty being repeatedly hit with something.

Dick made his way to the window and opened it, hesitating because he had already stripped out of his suit.

Just in time to hear one more thunk of something falling to the ground and a panicked man’s voice exclaim.

“Oh god… That’s Red Hood… I just beat Red Hood with the creep stick!”

[disaster-magician]

Looks like you found one of those golden retriever girls! Good luck with that, Tamarack

(Fake screenshots! These are fan made based on incorrect quotes and not in the game)

[gilbirda]

Here, have an assortment of Friendly Neighborhood Vigilante memes.

Some are for next chapter, and some are for the following one.

(chapter 27) (chapter 28)

More under the cut

[nelkcats]

Blob Danny's Adventures

After the sixth time Danny is woken from his nap by the Observants because of a serious problem (which wasn't serious at all), he becomes enraged and decides to hide from them in the best way possible: He transforms into a blob

First, because they hate blobs, and second because he had always wondered how they lived their lives. The problem is that while he was jumping, a portal to the human world opened below him, and he ended up falling straight into a weird city full of colorful people. Other problem is that Gotham doesn't have enough ecto for him to come back into his original form, was he destined to be a blob forever?

At first he got desperate when he discovered the situation but in the end he decided to just enjoy his unanticipated vacations, surely Clockwork would notice if something bad happen to him and would get him out of there.

Danny started wearing his core on his head because there was technically no point in hiding it, it would obviously show inside his body. Camouflaging it as a diadame was the best he could think of.

Although he felt very exposed, so he mostly covered it, only a small diamond was visible on his forehead, which would disappear if attacked. At least his abilities weren't affected.

What he didn't expect was to end up as an online celebrity after beating up a clown in that form. He much less expected a guy in a red helmet to start offering him "tributes" but free food was free food.

Meanwhile, the batfamily is worried about Jason joining a strange cult, but they have no proof other than the obvious happy smile on his face and his new circular key chain.

[beechaotic]

NEIGHBOR JASON JUST DID A LORE DROP

HE LITERALLY JUST SAID “Listen, I crawled out of my own grave, I’m not afraid to do it again” WHEN MARS THREATENED TO KILL HIM IN MONOPOLY. (He’s very competitive and Jason was threatening his Monopoly on the blues).

WHAT HAPPENED TO THIS MAN?!

[impyssadobsessions]

.... I did a thing again XDDDD <3<3

[teddybeartoji]

彡 "A PICTURE WOULD LAST LONGER"

☆. contains: neighbor!jason todd x fem!reader; fluff, he's down baaad wc: 0.5k

the sun is shining and it's the perfect time to go read in the park. feeling yourself, you put on a more risque outfit but what is the point of having nice clothes, if you just 'save' them for special events that you don't even go to.

you're in the midst of getting out of your apartment when a familiar voice speaks up from behind you.

"where are you going?"

"hello to you too, jason" you smile at him "i'm going to the park. to read. it's so nice out today."

"like that?"

a beat. your face falls and his heart stops.

"you don't like it?"

"no- no, i like it. i like it a lot. a- a lot." he quickly stutters out. "i just don't know anyone else who dresses up to go read but i guess you can never be overdressed, only underdressed, right?"

the frown is now replaced with a bright smile and he feels warm. and that feeling multiplies when he spots a light pink tone on your cheeks. you are so adorable.

"i don't know if this is called dressing up, i just wanted to look nice."

as if you don't look fucking perfect every day.

"you look pretty all the time, angel" he chuckles. you mumble a quiet 'thank you'. the light pink tint on your cheeks is now turning full red and you try to collect yourself by turning to lock your door. you feel his eyes on you.

"would you mind if i joined you?"

"what?" you turn back to him and you can't help but think how good he looks. it's still early morning and he looks like he woke up just an hour ago. hair still a mess and sweats hanging low on his hips. nobody should have the right to look this good this early, and yet he does.

"to the park. to read, i mean. it really is nice out."

"yeah, of- of course."

he flashes you a gorgeous smile and rushes to change and to get his book.

you guys stop by a coffee shop and get something to drink. he of course pays, even though you literally try to fight him over it. in the park you find a bench that sits in the sun and settle yourselves comfortably on it. you find your books and a pleasant silence takes over.

he can't really focus though. how could he? the sun is warm on your face and he just cannot stop looking at you. how you eyes glide over the words in your book, how every once in a while you gnaw on your lip. he wonders how it would feel to kiss you. to hold you in his arms. he has to hold himself back when a stray hair falls in your face. he watches you push it back behind your ear and everything is in slow motion. finally you catch him staring and now it's your turn to flash him a shy smirk.

"a picture would last longer, sweetheart"

oh, he's so fucked. 

[the-silver-peahen-residence]

||Neighbor Vigilantes||

It seems like another calming night after some tough work. Two males were eating some food while sitting side by side one another. One being Dick Grayson a.k.a Nightwing and Jason Todd a.k.a. Red hood. They were just having a good time tonight and it seems it was good. They were celebrating a completed mission even if they were used to being solo, this worked in their favor. Now, they were having a few drinks and enjoying themselves.

"Not bad for a night out right?" Jason asked with Dick agreeing with him.

"True but it is pretty fun." He smiled back as the two kept having fun. However when doing that, the two didn't know this night would be eventful too. And it all begins with a certain red head.

@within-the-resort

[mokulule]

Pancake Proposal snippet

New fic I guess, I need to stop adding WIPs. A comment on the fic @clockwayswrites isn't writing kinda snowballed into this. So have a snippet:

There was a knock on Jason’s door. He frowned, quickly slotting the loaded clip back into the gun he’d finished cleaning. He got up moving silently towards the door. It was probably some lost UPS guy, it wouldn’t be the first time.

He looked through the peephole then blinked. Nothing? Another knock. A kid then. Quickly he disassembled the trap on his door and holding the gun behind his back he opened his door a crack.

…

Jason was not computing what he was seeing. Outside the door was… a floating, green… eyeball creature?

What the-

His thoughts were interrupted by the creature loudly pronouncing:

“Jason Peter Todd Wayne, alias Red Hood-“

“T-t-tch, will you quiet”Jason spluttered throwing open the door reaching for the creature but his hands and gun passed harmlessly through it and it continued it’s proclamation unrepentantly:

“-formerly Robin. You have yet to answer the Royal Marriage Proposal set forth by King Phantom Third High King of the Infinite Realms.”

Jason yanked from his hands back from *inside* the creature, looking from his hands to eyeball, trying and failing to comprehend the words, king? Marriage?

“The Hell?”

The eyeball frowned somehow with it’s eyelid, and its single eye looked up and down Jason in worry.

“No the Infinite Realms. I was not told you were an imbecile.”

[jennyfk13]

Nacha Mikaelys as Veronica Sawyer 💕

I lowk hate it but 👅👅 𝓘’𝓵𝓵 𝓹𝓸𝓼𝓽 𝓲𝓽 𝓪𝓷𝔂𝔀𝓪𝔂

(FULL STEAM AHEAD, TAKE THIS DEAD GIRL WALKINGG!!)