#Ned Wilson

[nightguide]

WORLD OF NIGHTMARE: NOVA 2024 (MINDHUNTER WELCOMES: NED (PUSHING DAISIES AS GUEST STARRING LECTURER 15/10/24 9:52 BST. LONDON, ENGLAND MICROSCOPIC INTUITION: OFFICIAL FRIDAY NOW HAS BROKEN FAST

[badmovieihave]

Bad movie I have The Onion Field 1979

[erinwantstowrite]

Happy Birthday Peter!!

this is a day late but better late than never! I wanted to draw Peter's 14th birthday because I've mentioned it before in LoF (especially with how that's the day Peter wanted to tell Ned about Spider-Man).

Characters (left to right): Steve, Nat, Thor, Tony, Rhodey, Peter, Ned, Pepper, Wanda, Bucky, Sam, and Dr. Banner

second image: Peter's birthday cards over the years :) left to right:

"Happy B-Day, Webs. Stick around for me, I promise not to mess it up." (this is from Tony)

"Happy Birthday, Peter. I'm very honored to know you. -Pepper"

"Happy Birthday, Peter. You are my brave boy. It will get better. -May"

"I love you, Peter. You Dad would be proud of you, just like I am. I promise to always have your back. -Uncle Ben"

"Happy 4th, Peter! Mommy loves you so much. Stop getting so big! I might blink and miss you growing up! -Mommy"

"It's your 1st Birthday, my Robin. How are you already so big? Dad loves you forever, Peter. :)"

[spideyson-stuff]

Peter has a huge guilt complex, this probably affects his self-esteem drastically, so he can't really believe when someone compliments him, and usually thinks it's a joke or an insult

1° Flash and Peter studying in an empty room because they were practicing for the Decathlon with the team but everyone had to leave for some reason and Peter stayed to help Flash with the last question

Peter: Flash, you're doing this all wrong, how can you not know the answer to this question?

Flash: IDK?, YOU'RE the genius here Parker, not me

Flash turns to Peter to see him with a disgusted look on his face, then he gets really confused.

Peter: HA! HA! HA!, very funny Flash

Peter says solving the problem and throwing the pencil on Flash's desk angrily and leaves the room, Flash is really confused, it was a sincere compliment

2° Tony and Peter doing an experiment in the lab

Tony: Oww Underoos, you really think fast, don't you? If it wasn't for you, this battery would have exploded haha

Peter just looks a little sad and looks away, Tony finds this strange, normally people are happy in receive compliments

3° Training with Steve and Sam

Steve: Hoho, kid, you're really good at this, aren't you? you learn fast!

Sam: Yeah haha, knocked me out quick as an arrow, I'm impressed

Peter: Uhrum...

Peter leaves the training room muttering an excuse to leave and Steve and Sam are very confused with the reaction

4° Ned and Peter building Legos

Ned, who was listening to Peter's stories about being Spider-Man: DUUUUUUDE! you're amazing! you know the Avengers and you're Spider-Man, you're like the coolest guy ever!

Peter: hehe, good joke Ned, very good, I'll get us some snacks ok?

Ned is confused by his reaction but decides to ignore it

5° May and Peter are at home, Peter is helping her with the house and now Peter is doing the dinner (May REALLY doesn't know how to cook)

May: You really are a golden boy aren't you Pete? What would I do without you?

Peter: You would live very well May haha

Peter continues making dinner and May is confused by his answer.

No one realizes it for a long time, one day they noticed and since then everyone has been telling Peter how amazing he is, Peter blushes whenever they do this, but it's actually helping with his self-esteem issues

[asaltysquid]

Highschool spideypool shit. Sorry for being so lost in the sauce fellas.

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Peter: Hey Wade! We're going to a party.

Wade: Are you going to be drinking?

Peter: No.

Wade: Are you going to be having sex?

MJ: No.

Wade: Are you going to be doing drugs?

Ned: No.

Wade: THEN WHY THE FUCK DO YOU WANNA GO?!

[wolfpup026]

the life aquatic 🐬

[amorhedera6]

you don’t understand, peter parker just has so much love in his heart. he’s polyamorous, but it’s more than that. he loves every person with his whole heart completely.

romantically, yeah, of course. he has scrapbooks full of photographs of every single person he’s dated, keeps a memento box with something from every date. he remembers harry’s mom’s recipes, learns how to play gwen’s favorite song on the guitar, teaches mj skateboard tricks. he watches wade’s boring ass movies with him and doesn’t complain once, let’s ned win at his favorite board game, laughs at johnny’s terrible jokes in the mornings, lets felicia act like they’re nothing no matter how important they are to each other. every single one of them, he loves them wholly and completely, individually. he loves them all in ways he’s never loved before, because all of them are so different that he has to love them all in their own specific way.

even more than that, he makes sure to visit may once a week because he knows she worries about him when he’s patrolling. he brings new flowers to his parents and to ben as often as he possibly can. he gets coffee for the entire office every morning, most people venmo him for it, but he doesn’t ask them too, just brings it because he loves the environment, loves working there so much. every few weeks he brings in donuts. he makes sure everyone has a cake on their birthday, their favorite flavor, and a handwritten card signed by everyone. he makes sure scared women get home safely, he talks to the lost children to keep them company until they find their guardians, he remembers the names and faces of people he saves, recognizes them when he’s seen them more than once. he makes people feel so seen and safe in the city he loves just by loving them so much.

just, i love peter parker and they way that he loves.

[thewrittenpodcast]

How i assume the avengers (and other mcu characters) would act during ramadan

Peter: throws himself into schoolwork and spiderman to distract himself and is probably late to iftar because he's patrolling. He's already bought everyone's eid gifts a week before ramadan starts.

MJ: gets really quietly angry until iftar time and glares at people when they talk to her. The smallest thing sets her off

Ned: that one friend who decides to fast in solidarity but gives up when he finds out "no, not even water"

Tony: locks himself in his lab. Is he awake? Is he working? No one knows but you won't see him until iftar where he's really grumbly

Pepper: probably plans multiple iftar gatherings throughout the month. Is very calm and collected but occasionally she goes into her office and screams for 5 minutes

Thor: sleeps through the day until it's time to break his fast but wakes up to pray in between

Loki: wakes people up or calls people to the table 20 minutes before oftar to break the news that "it's not actually time yet i just wanted you to see your faces when i said this"

Steve: bakes or cooks excessively so he doesn't lose it on anyone. Polices people's swearing and probably reminds everyone to pray 😭

Sam: picks fights with everyone and watches Steve bake/cook

Bucky: watches Steve bake/cook with sam and they both race to break their fast with whatever he baked

Wanda: watches mukbangs and sends Steve tiktok iftar recipes she wants him to make

Natasha: convinces everyone to play board games to test their patience but gets mad and flips the board if she loses

Yelena: is extremely hyped and has started hinting at what she wants for eid. She bought everyone eid gifts already and they're wrapped and ready in her room

Clint: sleeps in the vents to avoid accidentally breaking his fast (he forgets he's fasting)

Bonus: Steve probably leads taraweh, holds Quran reading sessions 😭

Lmk if you guys like these and I'll do more

[vann-siegert]

This week someone laughed in my face bc I was talking about Owen, and they were like "I can't believe people think he's good or handsome"

And they knew I am a fan

I believe Owen as Ned Plimpton in Life Aquatic is prove enough of their bad taste

[4shtronomy]

SPIDER-MAN FANFIC ON AO3

Hi! I'm a 15 year old ff written and this is my fic:

a mix of universe-616 and MCU spidey

a long fic, since the spider bite through a lot of years, like, I'll make it go through the 3 movies and more!!

a lot of platonic team red, vigilante Spidey and him being friends with everyone

anti iron dad and Tony stark as a whole

very focused on platonic relationships and humor

a lot of bonding with the AcaDec team

I'll also add Gwen Stacy, Mary Jane, Harry Osborn and the FF

it'll have slight Liz Allan x Peter Parker but it won't go anywhere

It WILL have Spideytorch!! But it won't happen until we go through the blip, where the FF will appear and we'll see some of them. Then when they win the war Spidey and torch will meet and it'll begin!

I'm very anti shield and you'll see a lot of that if I can

It won't have ANY smut. Sorry guys but I'm aroace and I'm sex repulsed :(

It will have a lot of Peter acts like a spider and vigilante things (so illegal stuff)

Btw any suggestions or ideas are welcome! If you want today know more about the ideas I have just ask!!! (I will put a spoiler alert bcs I'm shit at that) :D

[thena0315]

Duos

Tony Stark & James Rhodey

Steve Rogers & Bucky Barnes

Natasha Romanoff & Clint Barton

Thor Odinson & Bruce Banner

Sam Wilson & Joaquin Torres

John Walker & Lemar Hoskins

Scott Lang & Luis

Peter Parker & Ned Leeds

[berrys-hide-out]

Too little to worry, too smart to handle

Part two of a Mcu series that I have no idea of where it’s headed!

A/N: Just have fun with this xD might be the calm before the storm.. we’ll see!

—-

School was a pain. This was probably something everyone could relate to. If it wasn't the teachers, it was the students, and if it weren't those bullies it was the subjects.

Lockers opened and closed in Midtowns halls as Students grabbed their things for the coming classes.... And Peter was in the middle of it all. Great. His issue with school? Bullies.

"Guess what?"

A mutter of a voice he knew all to well came from behind him, making him grin almost invoulentary as he grabbed his textbook. "What?" he mused, turning around to the male with black hair and a blue shirt on, the guys eyes shimmering with delight. "I got the new lego set!" he hissed. "Oh? how many pieces?" Peter asked, matching his friend's exitement as he leaned slightly forth to gauge Ned's reaction. Ned hummed "Guess." Peter huffed and closed his locker "That is like almost impossible to guess! They just brought out so many huge sets!" Ned sniggered at the theatrics his friend pulled by throwing his arms aroudn. He nudged his friends arm "Yeah, but they made a new Aveners set~" he sang lightly making Peter stare at him in disbelief "You got that?" he grinned, muttering through his glee as he rushed to join his friend who was already walking away.

Ned proudly placed his hands on his hips "Sure, who do you think I am?" he sniggered making Peter scoff and lean towards him "Oh I don't know Ned, my best friend?" Ned grinned "yeah, and a master collector" Peter rolled his eyes at the smugness his friend had responded with, yet the smile stayed glued to his face. "You're annoying!" Peter growled with a quick drill to his friends sides. Ned laughed at the playful gesture and put his hands up in silent defeat. Peter grinned and shook his head but nodded after anyways, signalling his best friend that he was indeed safe.

Ned hummed after a few seconds of silence as they passed the school information board. "Who do you think will win?" he muttered, refrencing to the tests they took which were rumored to be Stark internship tests. Peter shook his head, eyeing it "I don't know," it was the truth, the AcaDec team was full of bright minds.. he didn't want to say it aloud but he was slightly nervous about the final decision. Afterall, if it was true this was most likely not about to be just one round of tests. He was sure Mister Stark would take the three best ones and let them compete against one another. . . Peter got broken out of his thoughts when he bumped into someone, a soft thud was heard, signalling someone dropping something "Ah, Apologies!" he winced and crouched down to the female who had her brown-wavy hair open.

"Ah, Don't worry, I didn't look where i was going either." she said lightly and looked over at peter. His brown-doe eyes scanned the ground for anything else before handing the book and files to her. "thank you." she nodded and took a step back.

Peter nodded "No problem." he hummed, only now seeing that the girl was a seemingly young adult. She wore a dark green shirt and black trousers that reached to clean boots. Her face was adorned with a pair of small-rimmed golden glasses, not completely round, yet they didn't have real corners either. She could've been one of their seniors, yet he's never seen her around. Before he could profile her any longer the girl nodded "Take care- I kinda have to go" she nodded, pointing into the direction of the hallway and promptlyrushed off.

Ned raised an eyebrow "I've never seen her around." he muttered, joining Peters side. Peter hummed in thought "Me neither." Another girl with brown curly hair joned them "who was that?" Ned looked over at her "That's a good question." he shurgged. Peter hummed and shrugged it off as well. "Maybe the Seniors got a new student?" he guessed and turned to the hallway which lead to their class. "Let's get to class before Mister Harrington gets there."

Ned groaned "Yeah, lets.." MJ smirked at the bummed out male and lead the way.

Peter dropped his backpack by his seat and Ned placed his next to him. The class was already full, chatting loudly and through the bell. A specific boy sniggered and turned around, his group of three also looking Peters way. A low groan already bubbled up in his throat... Flash and his goons, his bully and the most annoying in the class. Before Flash could say anything however Harrington walked in "ALRIGHT EVERYONE SETTLE DOWN WE HAVE A LOT TO TALK ABOUT!" he yelled over the talking. The doors fell shut and classes started.

/ /

One video of the webslinger after the other played on the screen pressed up against the wall. From fan interactions to fighting criminals, and yet there was no hint to where he usually ran around, anything would be great at that point, yet nothing got them a connection to a place.

Clint eyed Natasha who was staring almost blankly at the collection of Spiderman clips. Not far was Bucky who was seated on the couch, by his side, Sam. Tony stood somewhere in the back. Truth was, it was a simple believe of theirs that Spiderman had been a teenager, but his voice in the clips said everything. He hadn't even completely gone through his voice change.. hell he was still voice-cracking every second video- thats how young he was! ....he was a lot younger then they had imagined.

The genius stared at the screen, Fury wanted the kid for, to them, unknown reasons. He knew S.H.I.E.L.D. would most likely take him into confinement if he didnt cooperate, like showing his face or tell them and show them everything that had changed on him. A soft groan fell from his lips and he held the bridge of his nose.

Clint hummed "Getting a headache?" Tony scoffed at the light hearted question "something along those lines." he grumbled.

Sam hummed and stretched, "Anyone want some snacks?" "Oooo good idea" Clint nodded and Natasha hummed "Just grab a bit of erverything please." Sam nodded and walked off.

Once out of the room Bucky eyed them "he's a child"

The statement hung in the room for quite awhile until Clint spoke up "Think we can win him over?" Natasha eyed him "Whats your plan?" Clint shurgged "You know Fury." he hummed and adjusted his position on the couch "He'll take the kid in and will want every little detail about him" he said, voicing Tony's worries. "If we have him here under supervision he'll drop it because he's part of the team, just how it was with Bucky" he explained, nodding at the man.

Natasha hummed "He was friends with Rodgers." "hm, maybe but what if the kid's our friend?" Tony muttered, making them look over at him. "We don't even know the kid's whereabouts" Natasha frowned "And we'll need to be very careful."

Tony snapped his fingers in thought, there had to be a way. Fury was as fierce as their enemies when it came down to it, not a place for a mere child to be. "I'll figure something out, until then not a word to Rodgers or Fury." the assassins raised their eyebrows, how loose-lipped did he think they were? "Yep." Natasha hummed lightly and turned back to the screen.

Just then Steve and Sam walked back in "So, anything?" he asked making the others shake their heads. "Reports, Sightings, all different places." Bucky soothened, "Nothing specific about the spider." Steve frowned but nodded "And that informant?" Bucky shook his head "nothing." Natasha stood and walked to Stark "It seems like she doesn't even exist." she hummed, looking at the screens, noticing something loading before Tony made the screen vanish.

Steve groaned "This is going to be so much harder then I thought.."

Tony sniggered "We are after people who have been on the field for awhile longer." he looked at the screens "They won't make such rookie mistakes nor make it easy for us." Steve hummed in agreement and stared at the Video clip "Let's study his attack patterns first, that might lead us somewhere, we'll get to the informant later." Thor hummed as he walked in "I have a feeling we will find her once we found the spider." the team hummed in acknowledgement. "Let's hope that'll be it..."

/ /

The Bell finally rang. Breaktime.

Peter and Ned walked out into the school ground, the sun shining brightly while a soft breeze cooled them down just enough. "So... hows your evening job working out?" Ned asked quietly. Peter shook his head, knownig his guy in the chair was talking about Spiderman. "Nothing unusual." he hummed, staring out to the basketball and soccer court. Ned nodded and looked out as well before focusing on his food. Usually Peter would feel slightly bad for keeping his guy in the chair in the dark, but his spider sense had gone nuts last night.. whoever had been following him around for awhile was good at hiding too.. maybe his spider sense backfired,,? No way..

MJ joined their side, in her hands a book and pen. The other held a small box. The boys silently aknowledged her with a nod which she sent back. "So, anything new?" she hummed as she adjusted her book in her lap. Ned shrugged "Not really. Flash mainly ignored us today." he said and leaned back. The female huffed "At least something." she stated, glaring out at the courtyard.

They watched the older and younger students play ball until Flash and his goons walked into it and started demanding and yelling about something.

"What do you think they're yelling about?" Ned muttered and turned to Peter, his eyes glued to their elders and Flash's group. Peter shook his head slightly. "I've got no idea." MJ frowned at the sight of all seniors suddenly tunring to Flash and a boy who walked towards him rather quickly. They got into each others faces before the first punch fell "OUH!" Ned yelped and stood "What do we do?!" he squeaked and his friends went to stand. "Get a teacher." MJ stated making Ned scramble inside.

MJ turned to look at Peter who was already speed walking to the fight. "Crap.. Peter!" she called and raced after him, joining him on half way before taking over and walking into the court. Flash was fighting the freshman while the others cowered away behind the seniors who tried interfering yet never succeeded. Mj growled "FLASH!" she screamed firmly over the yells.

The two fighters froze. Mj frowned, taking a step forth, the boy was weridly bloody and blue, a normal fight shouln't have created this much damage "Stop. A teacher's already been called. I'd recommend saving yourself the time." she stated firmly. Peter winced at the heated glare Flash sent her. He couldn't fight Flash with his powers, risking a fight might trigger his rather.. ‘unnatural’ instincts.

The crowd watched as Flash let go of the beat freshman who scrambled away into the crowd. Flash meanwhile turned to MJ. "What?" he smirked "Wanna take his place?" he snarled making MJ frown "No, You heard what I said." she growled. Flash hummed, smirking at her "What, standing up for a mere baby but can't fight yourself?" he scowled. The tingle that shot up Peters spine made him move, he grabbed Mj and turned them around, the harsh, metallic punch landing in the back of his ribs.

He heaved, the injuries on the boy suddenly made sense. Flash was wearing rings under the long sleeves.

"WHATS GOING ON OUT HERE?!"

Mj scowled and turned to Peter, holding him slightly upright "Flash was fighting a Freshman and now hit Peter in the ribs." she reported to the teacher who came running. He seemingly noticed the rings making his eyes bulge "Get them to the infirmary. Flash we need to talk." he stated darkly.

Flash scoffed but followed out "Little Tattletale." he snarled at MJ who ignored him and instead looked at Ned who raced to help her move Peter.

..

Once in the infirmary they saw the young woman from that morning.

Her eyes widened at the sight of the students "Set the kid down on the bench." she said urgently, pointing at the white 'table'. She frowned and motioned for MJ and Ned to set Peter down on another bench.

She rushed to the freshman, tending to his wounds and telling her colleage to call his parents. Another male colleage joined her side and took over the younger. The brown haired female, hair now tied, walked over to them and grabbed a small chart. "Could you please tell me your name?" she hummed. "Peter" Peter muttered "Peter Parker." he added, making her nod as she wrote hastily "Where were you hit?" she asked, setting it down and turning her attention to him. He sighed, “my back..” she nodded and motioned him to turn around so his back faced her.., “sorry, I’ll need to lift your shirt..” she warned and Peter hummed, lifting it slightly himself "It wasn't all that bad." he said, making her nod but wince at the blue purple spot. "Very well, I'm glad you still came in." she praised slightly, masking any sign of that it was in fact worse then ‘not that bad’ "Ouh" she muttered slightly to herself and walked to the freezer “did you two get injured?” She asked “no, Ned and I are fine.” MJ said. The nurse nodded "Cool it." she demanded and threw Peter the ice "it will definitely leave a bruise." she said, grabbing a pen and a piece of paper "If the pain doesn't let up in the next ten minutes come find me and i'll see to getting you some cream." she offered and Peter took the note gratefully "Thank you miss...?" "Just.. Nova is fine." she smiled and wrote something down on the small chart “if the pain doesn’t let up over the next few days get it checked by a doctor, I'll talk with your teachers about the fight, you're free to go for now... if theres nothing else.." she informed, looking up from the chart and seeing the teens shake their heads.

The female nodded and smiled "then enjoy the rest of your break." The three nodded in sync and left silently, Peter noticed the frown on the females features as she looked after them.

He frowned, he had to research those rings. It'd be bad if he accidentally gave himself away by over- or underplaying an injury. He was enhanced, he had all kinds of enhancements in, healing, hearing, reaction time, sligthly higher pain tolerance.. if he wasn't careful things could get complicated... a grimace fell onto his face as he walked with his friends.. complicated was the least he needed right now with his spider sense malfunctioning..

[comicwaren]

From Amazing Spider-Man Vol. 6 #056

Main story by Zeb Wells (W), John Romita Jr., Scott Hanna and Marcio Menyz (A)

“Proxy”, by Zeb Wells (W), Andrés Genolet and Rachelle Rosenberg (A)

“Responsibilities”, by Zeb Wells (W), Ramon Rosanas and Rachelle Rosenberg (A)

“Stark Kraven Mad”, by Lee Gatlin

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Wade: Guys, I have a little surprise for you.

Ned: You’re getting a nose job?

Peter: You’re getting married?

MJ: You’re getting fired?