#Neat And Tidy
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cherridiamonds · 4 months ago
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god i love the concept of living air tanks. taking this girl and puffing her up with helium until she's blimp-sized, and she's more helium than girl at this point. soft gurgling creaks and groans as her body struggles to contain it all. but of course, it can't on its own, and so it finds little hissing leaks here and there.
namely, through that cute little cock of hers.
before she became like... this, she used to crank it like everyone else., and like everyone else, she fuckin' enjoyed it. she loved reaching the point where you feel the internal pressure spreading all over your body like you're fit to burst, and then... pop! A little stream of thick off-white mucus, gushing from her like some sort of tiny geyser. That little bit of pressure's always been the best part, though. Feeling tighter and tighter, warmer and warmer, until you finally get your release and cum your goddamn brains out. it's the best thing about jacking off, really.
But now? She can't even reach it anymore. She probably can't even see any part of herself anymore, being tied down and tugged around like a living parade float. But there's still a small little hisss hisss down there, no matter how much she tries to hold it.
This makes it all the more adorably pathetic when someone takes pity on her and decides to give this poor girl such a badly needed release. Oh, what's that? You're so puffed up you can't touch yourself anymore? But you're so pent up! I can see it twitching. It's so sad! You're just stuck at the apex of that feeling of intense pressure and pleasure, without any way to relieve it!
Oh, you're just so cute~! You're so fucking cute~! You're squirming and twitching like you're about to burst from pleasure just from gently running my fingers across your cute little shaft! You're so sensitive all over, aren'tcha? I could drag my fingers all over that taut, rubbery body of yours, and you'd practically cum your brains out from the sensations. I'm not even rubbing your little hog yet, so why are you whimpering already? It's like you know what'll happen when I keep doing it, right? You'll get a little release, but not the type you thought. After all, you're not a regular girl anymore. You're an air tank now. You're going to cum puff after puff of helium, twitching and burping and giggling all the way through. Isn't that funny? You're so different now, you can't even cum normally anymore! I bet you don't even remember what cumming's supposed to feel like anymore! You're more tank than girl at this point! In fact, you're more like if an air tank was a girl! God, you're such a cute "little" air tank, and that little twitchy "nozzle" of yours is even cuter.
Now...
...Let's see how well you fill balloons.
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hydatiid · 2 years ago
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god i have been so art blocked these are literally the only 'passable' things ive drawn in months
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koreanaswego · 6 months ago
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Korean Word of the Day
깔끔했다
It was neat
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asterion0 · 4 months ago
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Gotta hate how long salvage missions take in DRG sometimes. Truly unbelievable that it's absolutely mandatory with no exceptions whatsoever that you MUST place at least 100 fuel line connectors.
Unfortunately I placed so many of them that I kinda HAD to cheese the fueling stage since the connectors blocked most of my bullets.
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spncrscasey · 3 months ago
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FINALLY cleared out my inbox (except one request which im currently working on), but it looks so clean lol now i can get back to writing the wilson fic !!
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bibookdemon · 2 years ago
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Please be proud of me.
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finleys-diary · 2 years ago
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i've done my first block! time for a rest :)
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i'm going to put my notes away tomorrow, because sorting and organising is always quite an energy-consuning task for me, and i want to avoid burnout :)
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lunar-goodness · 2 years ago
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How my coworker lays the surgical tools out to dry after cleaning them:
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How I lay the surgical tools out to dry after cleaning them:
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Just an observation
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mango-n5 · 1 year ago
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the Final Bill should be the name of the act, too.
Okay, here's my idea:
The British should put a time limit on the Monarchy.
Not like declaring a republic tomorrow, but deciding on a date in the future that ends the British Monarchy.
And there's a perfect date for it coming up!
October 14th, 2066.
A thousand years since the Battle of Hastings. A thousand years of this one specific bloodline ruling England.
Call time on the Monarchy after exactly one thousand years. Nice, and neat.
Even better: Charles isn't living 44 years. He'll be gone in about twenty. Now William? He's what, 40? Yeah, he can live another 44 years. His great grandmother was over a hundred, his granny was 96, William can make it to 84 barring accident or assassination.
So on October 14th 2066, William the Last steps down a thousand years after William the First won the crown.
Nice, neat, and fair. William gets the crown he's been waiting forty years for already, but ten-year-old George grows up without expectation of it.
Have a nice big abdication ceremony, even.
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cherridiamonds · 3 months ago
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god i cant take it anymore i need to be pumped up like a tight squealing balloon and be brushed and tickled all over by soft fluffy blankets and feathers and fingers and tugged around on a string and playfully teased and get taunted by someone who is enjoying their personal party balloon as much as i am being one
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the-occasional-mishap · 1 month ago
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I was going to embroider a rose or something in the corner of this handkerchief, but then I realized I could do a wizard, so obviously I did a wizard.
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dakotaward2571 · 13 hours ago
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Momcozy: The Best Baby Nail Clippers for Your Little One
As a parent, ensuring the safety and well-being of your baby is always a top priority. Have you tried the baby nail clippers from Momcozy? They are designed specifically for tiny fingers and toes, making nail trimming a breeze and a worry-free experience.
If you're in the market for reliable and gentle baby nail clippers, Momcozy offers a selection that combines safety with ease of use. They're perfect for keeping your little one's nails neat and tidy, preventing any accidental scratches.
Let's celebrate the joy of parenting and the wonderful products that make our lives a little easier!
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themandalalady · 4 months ago
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24-187 Tidiness
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bokafix · 6 months ago
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The Art of Decluttering and Organising Your Space
Discover the secrets of decluttering and creating a space of calm and clarity.
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Looking to give your home a fresh start? Then, you’re in the right place! Join us in today’s blog as we set out to transform the way you organise your clutter in a manner that suits you best.
Importance of Decluttering
Why is this transformation necessary, you ask? Truth be told, decluttering is a necessity for all households from time to time. However, it can become a tedious task. And when not dealt with, you’re left overwhelmed by the piles of mess that need to be tidied up and your clutter-free vision goes down the drain. Does that sound like you? Don’t worry; we’ve all been there! In fact, a study mentioned in suzykell.com revealed that cortisol levels skyrocket in individuals who live in cluttered environments, causing maximum stress. That’s why in today’s blog post we’ll introduce various decluttering techniques to ensure you a stress-free experience.  
Clearing out your home is not only rewarding for your mental health but is also a great time-saver! A survey by Pixie found that people spend 2.5 days a year on average just looking for lost items. A whopping 60% of people were late to work or school, 49% missed appointments or meetings and 22% even missed flights! Mind you, it was also found that 40% of housework can be reduced with less clutter.
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Decluttering Methods
Now that we’ve given you all the facts, it’s time to present some excellent decluttering methods to ensure you get the best out of tidying up your home. So please - have a seat as you’re about to embark on a journey in the art of dejunking!
1. KonMari Method - Does it spark joy?
Focus on getting rid of items that no longer have any value to you. 
Separate all items by category, instead of by room. Then, take one by one and ask yourself “Does it spark joy in my heart?”. If not, then you know it’s time to let go. 
Tip: Use this method one category at a time to avoid uprooting your entire home.
2. Becker Method - From one room to another
Start with the easiest, most lived-in areas of your home. The science behind this is that seeing results in those areas will prompt you to notice the benefits of decluttering since you use those areas continuously. Then you’ll be motivated to tidy up other areas too!
Tip: Make sure you are well rested and have enough time to completely sort out your space. You don’t want to give up mid-way in a highly used area and then be left overwhelmed by the mess. 
3. Fly Lady Method - Little by little
If you find decluttering draining and fear you’ll burn out mid-way, then this method is for you! Use a timer and declutter in short, fast turns by sorting items into 3 categories - give away, throw away, and put away. Consider if you have used the item recently or if it has any sentimental value. If you have duplicate items then only keep the better one. 
Tip: If you find that this method is for you, try and integrate it as a daily or weekly habit. It will save you a lot of time in the long run.
4. Minimalist Game Method - Up for a challenge?
Want to make decluttering a New Year’s resolution? Then take on this challenge! Start on the 1st day of a month and sort 1 item. On the 2nd day, sort out two items, then three on the 3rd, and so on. By the end of a 31-day month, you’ll have dejunked 496 items in your home! 
Tip: Make sure to take on this challenge in a non-busy month to stay consistent or else you’ll fall behind. 
Ground Rules
Whatever method you decide to use, thespruce.com points out some useful ground rules to adhere to:
20/20 rule: dispose of items you can replace for £20 and under 20 minutes.
80/20 rule: since we use 20% of our items 80% of the time, get rid of the 80% you don’t use often. 
5-second rule: while sorting your items, take 5 seconds to remember the last time you used them. If you can’t, then you can get rid of it.
When it comes to decluttering out with the old is the way to go! Just remember, whatever you decide to get rid of, don't just simply throw it away - give it a new home! You can pass it on to a friend or donate it to someone in need. Alternatively, contribute to a greener environment by recycling it.
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With all of these methods at your disposal, you can embark on a journey of less clutter and more clarity! Remember that decluttering extends beyond a neat space; it promotes a clearer mind and a peaceful well-being. Embrace the freedom of letting go!
Seeking a decorator to help give your home a clutter-free and minimalistic ambience? With Bokafix you can book qualified tradespeople in a breeze!
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fangbeach · 7 months ago
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So, here's the deal: my social feeds are in desperate need of a cleanup. But here's the thing, I couldn't care less. 🧐🤔 As Kurt Cobain once famously said, you can play as sloppily as you want, as long as it's damn good and oozing with passion. But let's be real, my day 3 bender blackout autopilot shit posts won't exactly make history. They'll probably just fade away into the abyss of irrelevance. So, should I bother? Meh. In the grand scheme of things, these posts are as significant as a hill of beans. So why not embrace the chaos, revel in the absurdity, and let the world witness my unfiltered, unapologetic mediocrity? #SloppyButUnashamed #ShitPostsForTheWin #DontTry
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equalonline · 7 months ago
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Equal 2 Door Mild Steel Shoe Rack for Home, Office & Indoor/Outdoor
Since 2001, equal has followed a simple business philosophy: to devote its talent and technology to creating superior products and services that contribute to a better working culture and environment. To achieve this, Equal sets a high value on its people and technologies. we are dedicated to developing products that help you make the most out of every day. the stylish and practical equal shoe storage rack is a 2-tier unit that can store up to 6-8 pairs of shoes.
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Material & Color: Heavy Duty Mild Steel Sheet with Rustproof Coating; Comes with Ventilation Holes To Keep Rack Free From Odor And Humidity. Soft-Forming Side Panels Outlook And Sturdy Structure with A White Finish For Lasting Good Looks with Brown Color.
Size & Capacity: Size: 65.5L x 15W x 67.5H Cm., Item-Weight: 16.10Kg., Max-Capacity: 6-8 Pairs
T Safety Lock: It Includes, A Safety Lock (One Door Only), a Quality Lock To Keep Your Footwear Safe Even Outside The Home.
Dustproof Shoe Rack: A Mild Steel Panel covers the Top, Side, And Back Of This Shoe Rack, And Is Protected with An Easy-To-Open Door, It Can Effectively Prevent Dust and is easy to Clean. The Door Design Allows You To Find Shoes Quickly.
Assembly Instruction: Easy Installation At Any Wall with Screw Points On the Back At Shoe Stand. Please Contact Us Anytime After Received The Product with Any Condition, Our Customer Service Will Respond within 24 Hours.
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