#Naruto au incorrect quotes

[bh-52]

Naruto incorrect quotes

Naruto, narrows his eyes, grits his teeth and clenches his fist upon hearing Jiraiya & Tsunade were taking his siblings, Menma & Naruko, as apprentices without even considering him because of a prophecy.

Kushina, noticing her son's change in demeanor: Naru-chan? Are you okay?

Minato, Menma, Jiraiya, Naruko, Tsunade, Shizune, Yahiko, Konan, Rin, Nagato & Kakashi look at Naruto.

Naruto, voice dripping with sarcasm: Why wouldn't I be “okay,”?

Naruto: It's not as if my own grandparents outright told me to my face that I'm unworthy of their time and training...

Tsunade, adopts a downcast and remorseful expression as she realises how much she's hurt her grandchild's feelings.

Naruto: All because one of them took the pipe dream of some delusional, senile, weed, from the south farthing, smoking ancient toad as a set in stone premonition.

Jiraiya, furiously glaring at Naruto, then falls off her chair, unconscious, as Kushina's frying pan hits him.

Naruto: Especially when one of my grandparents, my godfather no less, decided three random kids from another village were worth committing desertion and going AWOL to train, behind enemy lines in the middle of a war, before abandoning them in an active warzone.

Naruto, looks at the Ame Orphans apologetically: No offence, Nagato-niisan, Konan-chan, Yahiko-niisan.

Ame Orphans, hugging Naruto: None taken, otouto-chan.

Konan, kisses Naruto's forehead: You're not wrong, Naru-chan.

Naruto, blushing: I love you, Konan-chan.

Konan: Awww, I love you too.

Kakashi, raises his hand: I could train h-

Rin: Not happening, not after how much neglect and favoritism you displayed when Naruto-chan was on team 7.

Anko, leaps through the window, lands behind Naruto, and hugs him adoringly while pressing her well endowed chest against his back: He's my student now! My own, my love, my precious!

Ame Orphans and Shizune, Rin, and Obito who appears out of thin air, join the hug: You mean ours. Since the Super Pervert and the Legendary Sucker won't train Naruto-chan, we'll make his training a team effort and group project.

Yugao, Kurenai, Itachi, Shisui & Yamato, step out of the shadows, and join the hug: We're helping too.

Naruto, smiles: I love all of you... Speaking of loved ones.

Doorbell, rings.

Naruto, sensing who's at the door: Come in, Fuu-koi!

Fuu, the seven-tails Jinchuriki, bursts through the door, flies right into Naruto's arms, and snuggles up to him: Love you, Foxy-koi.

Naruto, kisses Fuu: Love you too, my little Fairy-hime.

[watermelonsloth]

Naruto: Sasuke is my friend! And if I love him, it’s as a brother!

Itachi: Well, Sasuke is my brother and if he looked at me the way you look at him, I’d call the police.

[ollyvoile]

I feel like Obito is just the right kind of crazy that this conversation could take place.

Obito: *plugs in his phone*

Obito: You know what? I think plugging in an electronic and seeing the light from it powering on is one of the most intimate things. See, ’cause you’re providing this thing with its life-force via insertion and… it’s a sort of codependent intercourse. It’s like a consummation—

Kakashi: Shut up before I hit you.

[thekingwhereitallends]

Sarada:Out of all my teammates with whom you've had the chance to train, which one impressed you the most?

Sasuke:Kawaki was nothing special.

Kawaki:My pleasure, blank-faced hokage-wannabe.

Sasuke:Boruto was great, although he is still naive.

Boruto:Sasuke... couldn't you phrase it in a better way?

Sasuke:Mitsuki was not perfect...

Mitsuki:...

Sasrada:And?

Sasuke:He excelled in every category. He is exceptionally intelligent and wise for his age.

Mitsuki:You are flattering me.

Sasuke:His humility reminds me of my late brother. I wonder if Itachi's reincarnated as Mitsuki...

Sarada:...

Sarada:(runs away)

Sasuke:(analyzes Mitsuki's soul with rinnegan but finds no essence of Itachi) No.

Sasuke:Why did she-

Mitsuki:(does the beckoning sign, Sasuke bends over so Mitsuki could say what he wants to say in his ear) Don't you think it's weird for Sarada to know that she might have a crush on her own uncle's reincarnation?

Sasuke:Shit.

[wifeofkakashihatake]

Sasuke: I prevented a murder today. Sakura: Really? That’s amazing! How did you do that? Sasuke: *looks at Naruto currently trying to stack as many ramen cups as he can on his forehead while giggling, making them fall on the ground each time (he has been doing this for the past hour before Sakura got home)* Sasuke: Self-control.

[uchiwife]

“Are you dating Itachi because he looks like me?”

Sakura choked.

“Excuse me?!”

Sasuke shrugged.

“I'm just saying. It's weird. I remind you that you asked me out.”

“Yeah, when I was like 7. I invited you to a picnic in the park and you told me it was stupid to sit on the grass and eat outside when you could eat at home or in a restaurant! Fucking snob...” she muttered under her breath.

“You know I can hear you, right?”

She shook her head, then pointed her finger at him.

“Sasuke, I love you, but I love you like a puppy or a green plant. Itachi on the other hand....”

The man scowled and a vein throbbed across his temple. Had she compared her affection for him to that of a mutt? Unaware of her teammate's thoughts, Sakura continued:

“Besides, Itachi's prettier than you. I mean, you're cute, but your brother, man, let me tell you, when he's naked— I— Eep!” she narrowly dodged the incoming Kunai thrown at her without warning. A little more, and the weapon would end up between her eyes.

“Please don't. I don't want to know what my brother looks like naked. It's disgusting.”

Sakura snorted at him:

“Your loss then.”

[im-still-watching-anime]

kakashi: i’m just worried about whether or not sasuke will turn out okay

gai: *looks at naruto and sasuke*

gai: *looks at himself and kakashi*

gai: yeah i think they’ll be okay

[basilsimp43]

Tsunade: You can track Jiraiya?

Orochimaru: Of course I can. If the NSA can do it, so can I.

[madmanwonder]

Jaune: Do you think God stays in Heaven because He too lives in fear of what He's created?

Naruto: Who the fuck starts a conversation like that? I just sat down!

[sasukesofficiallawyer]

Anybody want to be distracted and entertained by insane Naruto OC lore, unhinged OC twitter posts, and 20 different AU plots?

[the-stranger-artist]

Hey!!! I made this fanfic called JAEGER WAR featuring ATLA and other five anime as a retelling of Marvel's Infinity War. You can read the first two chapters here:

[bh-52]

Naruto meets Konan incorrect quotes

[watermelonsloth]

Naruto Incorrect Quotes But They Aren’t Funny Part 2

Kankuro, about Chiyo: Why can’t you accept that she might be living a good, honest life? That she’s an attentive teacher and a good person?

Sasori: Because I wanted that Chiyo! I wanted the Chiyo who made me afternoon snacks, instead of leaving me to do everything myself. Why does Sakura get that Chiyo?! If my grandmother has truly changed, then that means she was always capable of change! …That I just wasn’t worth changing for.

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[just-a-lazy-ghost]

Naruto: What happens when you drink the potion?

Kiba: After you drink it... You turn into "ligma".

Hinode, appearing out of nowhere: What's "ligma"?

/'Murders' plays in the background

[thekingwhereitallends]

Teen Mitsuki:...

Teen Chocho:H-

Teen Mitsuki:(hides behind Sarada)

Teen Sarada:(whispering) Mitsuki,what are you doing?

Teen Chocho:HE'S BEING RACIST!

Teen Sarada:Cut it off,Chocho.

Teen Mitsuki:Wait wait wait wait,You mad because i chose Sarada over you?

Teen Mitsuki:This racism joke isn't funny any more. I'm only seeking protection from perverts,you happen to be on top of the list.

Teen Chocho:(blushing) I-I'M NOT A PERV YOU JERK!

Teen Mitsuki:Of course,you would say that.

Teen Mitsuki:(holds Sarada's hand) Come on,let's go shopping.

Teen Sarada:I hope Chocho isn't mad at me for dating you.

Teen Mitsuki:I'm not his only crush. Chocho is seeking attention of Shinki, Shikadai,Kawaki,hell even Inojin whom many people think she hates. One less prince of dreams isn't gonna be a world-ender,my lady.

Teen Sarada:Good points.

[wifeofkakashihatake]

Sakura: Uhh.. Sasuke just asked if we want to… Sakura: “Fell the mighty before their time and display their carcasses in our homes?” Naruto, not even looking up from their phone: He's asking if you wanna cut down Christmas Trees. Sakura: Oh, that makes more sense.