#Nancy's not helping with that but 🤷‍♀️

[jonathanbyersphd]

I just know that Nancy made Jonathan watch Flashdance, Footloose and Dirty Dancing. And that Jonathan can barely tell the three apart

[nommereranger]

BYLER GIRLDADS!!! (According to me 😈😈)

NOTE this au is heavily inspired by @hellfiremike fic “haven’t even met (yet)” and @parkitaco fic “forever (is a long time)” GO READ THEM THEY’RE SO GOOD

Okay so in this au Mike went to Brown after pleading with his parents and Will got a full scholarship to RISD (after like stressing over it forever).

After this, they moved to New York into a small apartment (don’t ask me where I’ve never been to NY 😭😭). Will worked as a receptionist at an art gallery and Mike worked at a publishing company. They also adopted a cat and they named him Frodo ><

So after gay marriage was legalized in Massachusetts, they started talking about getting married and eventually Mike proposed (even though Will was planning on proposing too so I feel like they both had a plan and were just seeing who would do it first)

In Massachusetts, Will helped run an art gallery and Mike published his first book (fantasy ofc). They brought Frodo with them and adopted a dog and named him Sam. At the art gallery, Will met this woman named Patricia who was pregnant but couldn’t support kids. She seemed really nice so Will brought up the subject of adoption with Mike. After talking through it, they talked with Patricia and she agreed that they would adopt the baby (who they had found out was a girl 🤭🤭)

Patricia was pretty open to names and she liked what the boys had in mind. They named their daughter Ellie Joy after El and Joyce (Will thought they should add Nancy or Holly’s name too but Mike said they wouldn’t mind). After recovering from literally having a baby, Patricia was planning on moving away to get a degree and a job. Ellie sees her mom at least once a year and whenever she’s in town or near Massachusetts.

Ellie grew up in a super creative house and family, so she loves art and writing. Mike would write her stories for bed and Will helped her learn techniques with her first watercolor set. Will sells his art along with running the art gallery, and Mike works from home due to the success of his books. Ellie is super competitive, she play soccer, is on the debate team, and does fencing (she wanted to look like Inigo Montoya in the Princess Bride). Mike and Will go to ALL her competitions, and, even though Will reminds her that it’s participating that counts, they’re still very proud (and loud) when she wins.

Their house is the sleepover house for Ellie’s friends, no matter how much Mike is annoyed by it. Ellie usually just calls Will dad, but she and Mike will come up with different names for each other (Their favorite is “father mine” and “daughter mine”). Ellie has a lot of their old stuff that she stole from the Byers house when they visited for Christmas one year. She calls all their friends, related or not, an aunt or uncle.

Mood board for Ellie Joy (featuring Sam and Frodo her beloved pets)

Mood board for the house ><

And here’s their apartment vibe

Okay I kind of got carried away but oh well 🤷‍♀️r

[1heartfanfics]

Hi, I write sickfics too. But I'd love a sickfic written for me this time. Lol. Either a really sick Dean needing Sam to care for him, maybe after a really bad hunt. Or super sick TK, needing his dad to call Carlos to take of him. Or maybe a really sick Bucky, with a freaked out Peter swinging around frantic to find Steve to help the man while in the middle of a fire fight. :) Emeto galore would be much appreciated. Pretty please!!!

okay so I decided to write it for tarlos because I just watched the mid season finale, but let me know if you want me to do the supernatural one too.

Also this ended up getting a bit de-railed toward the end and being more about Owen coming to terms with the fact that T.K. has Carlos now and doesn't need him as much as he used to instead of actual caretaking. Whoops 🤷‍♀️

warning: depictions of vomit, brief mention of addiction history

T.K. had woken up with a headache. But that wasn’t uncommon, side effect of being a recovered addict he’d been told. So he didn’t think about it too much.

But it kept getting worse, even though he’d been sure to drink enough water and eat throughout the day. And then he realized when he helped Nancy lift a patient onto a gurney that his whole body ached. 

“You good?” Nancy had asked.

“Fine,” T.K. responded shortly. Nancy gave him a look that said she didn’t believe him, but she let it drop. 

By the end of their next call, he was dizzy and cold. They’d just dropped the patient at the hospital and we’re heading back to the station. 

“Hey. What’s wrong with you?” Nancy asked as she drove, glancing over at T.K., who was practically slumped against the window in the passenger seat. 

T.K. shrugged, “Not feeling super great I guess,” he admitted. 

“You need to tell Captain Vega dude,” she said as she pulled the ambulance into the station bay. 

“Shifts almost over anyway,” T.K. shrugged again, shaking his head. 

But then as soon as they’d parked the klaxon sounded. ‘Aid car BLANK requested’

“Alright then, let’s just head back out,” Tommy called from the back of the ambulance. 

Nancy shot T.K. a look. His face was pale, even more than it already had been. T.K.’s stomach, which had become increasingly upset for the past hour or so, suddenly flipped. He knew he was done for. 

“Fuck,” he muttered, then threw the door open and practically fell out, landing on his knees with a retch that brought his lunch up onto the floor of the station. 

“Woah!” Someone said, then T.K. felt a hand on his shoulder and his back. 

“Who else is a certified medic?” Another voice asked, Tommy maybe. Everything sounded far away and T.K.’s head was spinning. 

“Yo Marj! Paul!” The voice behind him yelled. Judd, T.K. could tell now.

There were footsteps approaching and then “Woah what happened to him?”

“One of you take T.K.’s place in the rig with Tommy and Nancy. The other one of y’all go get captain strand,” Judd instructed. 

T.K. could hear people running around, then the siren as the rig pulled back out of the station.

"Come on brother, let's get you up," Judd said, grabbing T.K. under his arms and pulling him to his feet. With Judd's help, he walked unsteadily over to one of the benches the firefighters use to put their boots on. As soon as he was sitting he slumped over, head in his hands as he breathed through another wave of nausea.

"T.K.? What happened?" his Dad was asking, suddenly at T.K.'s side with a hand on his shoulder.

When T.K. didn't answer Owen turned to Judd for answers.

"I just saw him spill out of the rig to hurl on the floor, that's all I know. You'd have to ask the girls but they had to run back out on a call. I sent Marj with 'em since they're down a medic," Judd shrugged.

"Thanks Judd," Owen sighed. "I've got him, you can get back to whatever you were working on."

"You sure? Cause he's looking pretty green cap," Judd pointed out.

"Son? Are you still feeling nauseous?" Owen asked.

T.K. just groaned in response, he didn't think he'd ever felt this sick in his life. It had gotten so bad so quickly. He was going to throw up again.

Thankfully Judd was on it, and a trash can magically appeared between T.K.'s knees just in time for him to heave over it. His body convulsed with another gag which brought up more of his stomach contents into the bin.

"Aw jeez kiddo," Owen muttered, sitting down beside T.K. to wrap an arm around him and rub a hand up and down his arm.

T.K. coughed and spit into the trash can, willing his stomach to stop contracting. There wasn't anything left in it to bring up. He felt so weak, like he could hardly hold himself up.

"Woah alright, I've gotcha," Judd was sitting on his other side, an arm wrapped around his chest to keep him from falling forward. T.K. dropped his head down into his hands again, elbows propped on his knees to keep himself upright.

Once Judd was confident that T.K. was stable enough, he pulled back, looking over at Owen. "We need to get him laying down," he said.

Owen nodded, "I think I'm just going to take him back to the house. You mind taking over for the rest of the day?" he asked.

"Of course cap, whatever you need," Judd agreed.

"T.K.? I'm going to get my stuff and then we'll go home okay?" Owen said, leaning down to try and meet his son's eyes.

T.K.'s eyes were shut, but he shook his head in response.

"No?" Owen asked, confused.

T.K. shook his head again, "Just call Carlos, please," he said quietly.

"Right. Of course," Owen was taken by surprise, although he really shouldn't have been. T.K. had moved in with Carlos months ago, that was his home now. And Carlos was T.K.'s person, the one he wanted to take care of him.

He looked at Judd, who nodded, silently answering Owen's unspoken request to stay with T.K. while he called Carlos.

"Your dad's calling Carlos now, I'm sure he'll be here soon to get you home. Just hang in there," Judd said, rubbing a hand over T.K.'s back.

As promised, after Owen returned from making the phone call, Carlos arrived within 10 minutes.

"Oh sweetheart," Carlos sighed when he spotted his boyfriend, hunched over a trash can.

Judd quickly stood up, allowing Carlos to take his spot. Carlos wrapped his arms around T.K., gently pulling him from the slumped position to rest against his chest. T.K. went willingly, pressing his face into Carlos's shoulder.

"Thank you for calling me," Carlos said, addressing Owen.

Owen nodded, smiling softly as he watched Carlos take care of his son. He hadn't missed the way that T.K. instantly relaxed a little at Carlos's touch.

"Let's get you home baby," Carlos said quietly. T.K. nodded, letting Carlos help him to his feet with a hand on his elbow and his waist.

"Let me know if you guys need anything," Owen told Carlos.

"Thank you," Carlos nodded, "I've got him, Owen," he added, seeing the worry on the captain's face.

Owen nodded, reaching out to softly clap Carlos on the shoulder, "I know you do." Carlos gave him one last nod, then wrapped an arm around T.K.'s waist and slowly guided him out of the station toward his car.

As much as Owen worried about T.K., he was realizing that maybe he didn't need to as much anymore. Because while most of T.K.'s previous boyfriends hadn't treated him very well, he had Carlos now. Carlos, who clearly loved and cared for T.K. so much. Owen was glad they had found each other.

[stevie-petey]

Here are some hc's about after the "war"/ stranger things being over

I'm a firm believer in Steve having some kind of hearing loss in one of his ears. Even before he found out about demogorgons and the upsidedown, Steve has hit his head pretty hard before and it just got worse from there.

Bug has also had her fair share of injuries but I think her fight with Billy (being choked) did some damage. In the future I think she'd have some short term memory problems. Maybe even ringing in her ears every now and then.

Both bug and Steve have had chunks bitten out of them, so I feel like there could be some kind of phantom pain where they've been literally chewed on.

Bug and Dustin both fuck up their ankles but in different ways. Both of their ankles click but Dustin's is a bit worse. His will pop LOUD if he crouches. He fell like a solid seven feet right onto his ankle. He may have even broken it and just never got it looked at. Dustin has to be careful not to put too much stress on his ankle like running and jumping. Bug can run but she needs to be careful jumping on her ankle. Both of their ankles hurt worse when it's cold out too. Compression socks become a useful tool to the Hendersons.

Nancy most definitely gets stressed induced vertigo. From everything that has happened in the past four seasons and from everything to come in the next season. She seems like a person who'd have high functioning depression. It's really easy for others to see past it but the older kids can see right through it and help her.

Jonathan would get stressed induced nosebleeds. He just seems like that kind of guy. I also see both him and Nancy having chronic nightmares for a time after everything goes down. They both kinda become insomniacs but they help each other through it.

Most of the party turn out fine. Lucas only has a scar on his eyebrow from his fight with Jason. Mike might come out with a couple scars maybe some nightmares. As for El and will....... Can't say much cause idk how it's gonna go 🤷‍♀️.

god i love hcs for come home i eat them UP <333

bug being just a giant walking injury from all her years of trauma 😭

and jonathans stressed induced nose bleeds my anxious boy <33333 i love all of these sm

[every-aj-needs-an-angel]

I heard Hold On, We're Going Home on the radio on my drive home yesterday and this is what my brain supplied me with so 🤷‍♀️

"Edddd-he-he-he-heeeeee!"

The sound of Dustin's wail splits through the rumbling of The Upside Down as they were racing back to the gate.

Oh, no, no, no, no, no! Fucking idiots! What happened to not being heroes! Steve thinks as he picks up his pace, sprinting faster than he ever has, towards where he thinks he heard the sound come from.

He comes to a skidding halt next to the pair. Dustin, clinging to a lifeless Eddie, his tear-streaked face turned up to the sky, a guttural scream ripping from his little brother's lungs as he howls in agony. It threatens to break through his concentration, but Steve's training is stronger.

"What happened?" Steve asks, trying to peel Dustin off of Eddie so he can get a better look at his wounds. It's obvious it was the bats; they're either dead or writhing around them. But it's like Dustin can't hear him; he's just weeping and rocking Eddie back and forth.

"Dustin!" Steve snaps, finally gaining the boy's attention, his eyes snap open and the grief and heartbreak in their innocent depths are almost too much. Steve knows it would've broken him this time last year, it still could if he doesn't keep his head on straight, "Let go. Let me help!" Steve insists, trying again to get Dustin to let go.

"Steve," Nancy mumbles, sympathy lacing her tone as she reaches out for him and Dustin over their shoulders, but he just holds his hand up to silence her.

"No! He's not going!" Steve asserts, "Dustin, off!" he demands, wrenching the boy away and all but throwing him into Robin's waiting arms. 

She's the only one who knew about the EMT course, she helped him read through some of his textbooks when he'd had to take the day off because he'd had the flu, she knows he's the only one that has a chance to fix this mess. 

Steve reaches for Eddie's throat, but there's a gaping hole on one side, it's bleeding a lot but not squirting, so he's hoping that it's just superficial. Blood's pooling around Eddie but not enough to have hit an artery, he's bleeding out, but it's slow, he can fix this. He presses his fingers into the other side of Eddie's neck. There, a pulse. Barely, but definitely there, once, twice then nothing.

He wastes no time in starting chest compressions, "Robin! Count," he pleads, he knows it'll be easier if he doesn't expend all his energy trying to do both at once.

"One and two and three, one and two and three, one and two and three," she copies his movements, only stopping counting when he searches again for a beat before continuing when he does.

He half hears Nancy trying to get what happened out of Dustin, how it happened, how long ago, but the kid only knows half of the story. He explains how Eddie cut the rope and ran off, how he made it back through the gate by himself, how the bats dropped out of the sky as he wobbled out of the trailer and how he found Eddie.

"He was- he was talking," Dustin gets out between sobs, still shaking in Robin's grasp, the two of them watching Steve work intently.

"When?" Steve asks, still pumping Eddie's chest, half listening to Robin keeping count. 

Dustin doesn't say anything for a second, then he splutters, "I- I don't…"

Except Steve doesn't have time for I don't know's, he needs to know, and he needs to know now, "Think, man!" Steve beseeches impatiently.

"Steve!" both girls snap, confusion written all over Nancy's face, fury on Robin's, mad at him for snapping at Dustin. She wraps her arms tighter, more protectively around the boy, pressing her chin into the top of his head, but she's still counting for him. Dustin's her favourite out of the boys and honestly, he can't blame her, he'd probably say the same if he had to choose.

"I'm sorry! I'm so sorry Dusty, but c'mon, I need to know," he implores.

Dustin nods, breathes deeply and sets his shoulders, scrunching his brows in concentration, "I don't know, he was bleeding, but he was talking, and then he said… but then he was gone, and then you arrived," he recounts, thinking hard he nods to himself, "Seconds, fifteen, twenty? Maybe more, but definitely less than a minute," he decides.

Steve nods back at Dustin, "That's good. That's so good, man. I'm so proud of you," he tells him as sincerely as he can, but he's starting to get tired. He knows he can't do this much longer, his body is screaming at him from everywhere, but he won't stop. He can't. Not just for Dustin's sake but for his own. 

Because honestly, he hasn't been able to stop thinking about Eddie since the boathouse, since he'd pressed broken glass against his neck and left a bruise at the bottom of his back that hasn't gone away, that has him thinking about that moment every time it twinges, and he's already decided that there's no way this is going to be it, he won't let it end this way, not if he can help it.

Nancy's found some fabric from godknowswhere and is doing her best to wrap up the worst of Eddie's wounds. It's only when she runs out of material that she stops working and feels at Eddie's neck, "Pulse!" she shouts. Steve knocks her hand out of the way to check himself and sure enough, weak but there, proof that Eddie's heart is beating by itself.

"Move! Gate! Now!" Steve demands, using every bit of strength he's got left to lift Eddie from the ground. The girls grab either side of Dustin and high tail it to the trailer, Steve moving as fast as his legs will carry him after them. "C'mon, Eddie, just hold on, we're going home," he tells him, holding him more securely as he waddles up the steps.

Dustin's holding the door open for Steve as the girls drag the dining table under the gate, Robin climbing up onto the wooden surface and boosting Nancy through to the other side. Dustin pulls the door closed behind Steve and Eddie, then grabs a dining chair, dragging it next to the table and using it as a step to wobble up on the table surface. Nancy's already clambered off the waiting chair that Dustin had used to launch himself through the gate and is dragging the table into its place, climbing back up to catch Dustin as Robin carefully boosts the boy through to the other side. 

Robin jumps down and helps Steve climb onto the chair and then the tabletop with Eddie in his arms then she climbs back up, and hops a few times. It worries Steve given the way everything here is slowly decaying that the table will crumble beneath their feet, but it doesn't. She leaps at the gate, clinging to its sides and lifting herself until she's falling, landing ungracefully into Nancy's waiting arms, Dustin doing what he can to help them keep their balance. 

Steve nods to himself as he watches them get situated, ready to catch Eddie. All he has to do is get them both through the gate and then they're on the homestretch. All his training tells him Eddie needs a hospital like yesterday but looking at the unconscious boy in his arms, he stalls, something deep in him just can't let Eddie go. Not again.

"Steve," Robin calls, his attention immediately snapping to her, and he just knows from the look on her face. She knows, she sees him, it'll be okay, he just has to trust her and he does. He sucks in a breath and lifts Eddie as high as he can and when he feels the pull from the other side he pushes him towards it, Eddie floating between worlds landing heavily and awkwardly in Robin and Nancy's arms. Steve sucks in a breath when they catch him and between the three of them manage to get back on the ground, laying Eddie down gently on the mattress on the floor. 

Steve doesn't hang around to watch as they do their best to get Eddie comfortable, as soon as they're off the table, Steve grabs the dining chair, dragging it onto the tabletop, stepping up and through the gate, landing heavily on the surface before rolling off onto the ground.

Robin and Dustin have already disappeared and Nancy's screaming into the phone, "I know you can hear us, you bastards! Man down! Get a doctor to Memorial now!"

Steve crawls over to Eddie, kneeling over his patient, pressing his fingers back into his neck. He's still got a pulse, and he isn't bleeding too intensely from anywhere he can see, but Steve knows he won't be able to lift him again, his arms just won't take it. It doesn't stop him brushing gentle fingers over his cheek, wiping away some of the grime, "That's it, Eds, we're home now, man. You just rest, we'll get you the help you need," he mutters to him. 

When he sits back on his heels, he looks up to see Nancy's already waiting with Eddie's legs in her arms. He smiles gratefully at her, but he's distracted from actually thanking her when a car honks outside. They glance at each other and lift, carrying Eddie out and into the waiting car.

Of course you taught Dustin how to hot-wire a car! Little shits, the pair of you! Steve thinks affectionately, as he and Nancy lay Eddie gently over their knees in the backseat. Robin's behind the wheel, thank god! She sticks her foot flat on the gas pedal as soon as the backdoors are closed, panicking and shouting "shit, shit, shit, shit, shit!" as Dustin screams for her to "slow down!" as they peel out of the trailer park.

Steve's got one hand on Eddie's neck, holding a pile of napkins from the car's console to the open wound with his thumb, feeling the beat of this pulse through his fingertips, gently stroking Eddie's hair from his face with the other. "You've got some explaining to do when you get better, Eddie Munson. Don't think being a hero means I'm gonna forget about ignoring orders," Steve mumbles. 

Nancy hears him, glances sadly over but doesn't say anything, just turns her face away and focuses on the carnage outside, seeing the way the gate ripped Hawkins apart. 

"Just hold on, Eds, you're doing so good. Just stay with us, man. We've got you. It's still gonna be your year, just you watch! I swear we're gonna get you that diploma if it's the last thing I do. We'll have you back on your feet in no time, so I won't hear any excuses. I bet Dustin's told you I'm a pushover, and I am for that kid but don't think you're not getting out of it that easy. You might be cute, but you're not my kid brother," Steve rambles, because he can't do anything else to help, but he remembers reading in his textbooks that the unconscious can still hear, that talking to them can help bring them back to reality, and he's been knocked out enough times by now to know that it's true. 

"And you're on babysitting duty too. Someone's gotta help me wrangle these damn kids, 'cause I love Robin, but she's useless at it! You and me we're gonna get this one's attitude in check before the big bad world comes to bite him in the arse," Steve tells Eddie knowing he'll know who he's talking about, knowing Dustin will too. He hopes a bit of levity will help, but instead of the protest he half expects, a quiet sob is the only sound that comes out of the front seat. 

Robin reaches over and puts her hand over Dustin's where it had been white-knuckle clenching his seat, giving him the comfort Steve can't right now, and it's almost like they've switched roles.

She's even gotten used to driving, she seems almost as comfortable as he is when he's behind the wheel, and she's as good as he is too, if not better. Not that that surprises Steve. She's always been bigger, brighter and smarter than him, and he loves that so much about her.

"Then when you're all better, and you've finally graduated, you can go off and be a big rock star and shout to the nation instead of the school cafeteria," Steve mumbles, gently removing the tangles and dried blood from his hair. It makes him impossibly sad, but he says it because he knows that's what Eddie wants, what he'd wanted since that damn talent show.

It's not even close to what Steve wants, he wants Eddie to stay with him, to choose to rant to him about the state of the nation's politics and how anything is made better if you add cheese, but it's not an offer he's sure he could ever make and definitely not something he wants to admit aloud especially when Eddie's unconscious.

They're around the corner from the hospital when Eddie makes a guttural rumbling sound that Steve knows isn't good. Shit! Everyone in the car seems to pick up on the tension that automatically fills his body as he presses his fingers harder into Eddie's neck, his pulse is there, but it's weakening. Robin presses down on the gas, the car screeching to a halt outside the ER entrance, Dustin leaping from the vehicle before it's even stopped moving, screaming for help. 

Robin pulls open the car door, grabbing Eddie under his shoulders, helping him and Nancy manoeuvre Eddie carefully out of the backseat, "We're here now, Eds, they're gonna fix you, okay? Just hold on a bit longer, baby, and we'll soon have you home," he tells him as he holds the bloodstained paper to his neck, barely noticing when two nurses arrive with a gurney.

The girls practically have to hold him up as soon as Eddie is safely laid on the bed.

The four of them follow him into the hospital as far as they're allowed anyway, a nurse pressing a firm hand into his chest. Steve wants to argue, he wants to go with Eddie, he wants to make sure they look after him properly, but as he looks at the nurse he realises immediately why he recognises her, it's Stinson. She doesn't say anything, just nods at him, but he understands that she's saying, I've got it from here, so he takes a step back, watching helplessly as the door swings shut behind her.

Dustin and the girls crowd into his chest, relief and grief and love, and all he can do is hold them tight and hope and pray he's right.

[lunabug2004]

Something that is kinda strange to me is the fact that in s1 ep7 we don't see Mike's reactions to anything that's happening when El is in the isolation pool. We see clips of Jonathan, Nancy, Hop, Lucas, and Dustin just reacting and then Joyce helping comfort El, but absolutely nothing of Mike the whole time despite knowing he's sitting right beside Jonathan. (Which now that I think about it, is weird placement for him but 🤷‍♀️)

I just wish they'd shown him reacting to El freaking out since he cares so much for (and is supposedly in-like with) her at this point, or to Will talking over the radio since he wants to find him so badly and was the first of the kids to believe he was still alive (and he just got confirmation of his kindergarten crush best friend being not dead). But what do I know?

I don't think it means or implies anything specific, it's just something weird I noticed and figured I'd share.

[foreverrandomwritings]

Season 5 Episode 1: Both Sides, Now.

I was confused at first when this opening scene popped up.

This poor kid. Fuck those kids.

Owen therapy can in fact help🙄

Marjan and Paul🥵🥵

I need them to put the fire out that they started in me.

Mateo and Nancy🥵🥵 I’m a bitch for them.

Though Marjan really has my heart…. And other parts. She’s like the prettiest woman I’ve ever seen.

They all work so well together🥲🥲

I miss Judd though. But I miss Grace WAY more.

Paul and Marjan could always be co-lieutenants and just share the pay raise right????????

Though really I just want Judd back.

Idk what the real difference is between 911 and 911 Lonestar. Maybe it feels like 911 Lonestar is just slower? It just doesn’t give me the same energy as 911🤷‍♀️ I’ve heard it’s that 911 Lonestar focuses more on the teams and the people but I feel like 911 does that?

CARLOS AS A TEXAS RANGER? TAKE MY DAMN OVARIES!

JUDD MY SWEET BABY!! SLAY.

I really feel like we didn’t need this Wyatt getting injured story arc though…..

Carlos is so boss. The two belts keep cracking me up though. I can’t help myself😂

Oh the whole forced proximity to become friends trope. Gotta love it.

Marjan and Paul are the best. Mateo is a shit starter😂

Tommy: they are gonna kill each other or themselves.

Owen: no they won’t🙂‍↔️

Marjan and Paul: going to kill each other or themselves🪓👩🏽‍🤝‍👨🏾🔪

Owen: okay I believe you now Tommy🙂‍↕️.

Wyatt is talking some sense into Judd and Judd ain’t listening in typical Judd fashion. We need Grace back to knock some sense into him.

Carlos and TK. I love them. Perfect couple I will hear no different🧑🏼‍🍳💋

YOUR GUT ISN’T WRONG CARLOS LISTEN TO TK DAMN IT!!!

Texas Ranger just looks so good on Ranger Carlos Reyes.

WYATT BEING A DISPATCHER GIVES ME LIFE.

Owen is so fucking oblivious omg. He means the best but come on man.

Oh you done fucked around and found out. RANGER REYES IS ON YOUR CASE.

This Campbell guy is kinda the worst but he is mighty fine🥵

THE BEARDED DRAGON BEING THEIR SON IS CUTE!!! CARLOS MY LOVE! IM SORRY ABOUT YOUR DAD!

Still confused about the woman at the beginning? Anyone else? No just me? Okay…… I guess it hasn’t been a week yet?

[ladyofthepitt]

Looking for a Strange Fanfic

Hello all, I’m coming out of my comfort zone as I normally read and not write much or if at all if I can help it, far too afraid of coming across as an idiot (I am one 🙂) or saying something stupid or offensive, plus I’m shy ☺️ Anyway, I’m still figuring out how to work this stuff out, I’m old, so bare with me, I’m hoping someone can help me find a fantastic Stranger Things fanfic that I read a while back.

I just know, that I was very new to Tumblr at the time, and I was in a Stranger Things phase, looking at a lot of Robin Buckley x reader fics. 😊 The problem is it’s been a while, I didn’t heart it, follow the person and unfortunately I have a bad memory….I literally can’t remember who the writer is, the title of the fanfic, if the account is still active, let alone if anyone else remembers it! Or if it’s on another site completely. (Hopefully, I didn’t dream it up either 😂)

The fanfic is set around Season 4, Episode 9. Chapter Nine: The Piggyback. I know it was a reader fic, not sure if it was male, female or gender neutral perspective. I think it may be hinted as female reader?

The reader relationship with canon characters was more platonic love. I don’t think there was any romance between the characters, if there is it may have been hinted slightly. 🤷‍♀️

The fanfic moments that I remember:

The reader goes with the ‘Phase One’ group: Steve Harrington, Nancy Wheeler, Robin Buckley, Dustin Henderson and Eddie Munson. Helping each one of them at certain pivotal points in the story as seen in the show, from big to little moments.

The reader goes to aid Dustin and Eddie helping them deal with demobats, basically taking the place of Eddie by being mauled (in this story he lives). The group doesn’t want to the leave the reader behind from being mauled but they’re put in a position of being caught between a rock and a hard place. With the begrudging decision of leaving the reader for dead by Steve, Nancy, Robin, Dustin and Eddie. Everyone says goodbye to reader. Dustin and Eddie stay with reader for as long as they possibly can and have a moment with them before they depart.

Minutes, half hour to an hour or possibly hours later, the reader wakes up in agonising pain after being mauled by the demobats earlier, with memories intact knew they got left behind. They’re sad, scared and very hurt. They’re numb but can feel something gnawing at their flesh, the reader lifts their head, looks up to find a lone demobat nibbling on them, the reader manages to get it the demobat off them, they slowly get up, they do some medic stuff, try to keep their insides from falling out and start heading towards the trailer. They collapse from intense pain and blood loss, they fall through the portal with the last of their depleting strength and lands hard back into the normal realm. They pass out!

Joyce and Hopper (I think 🤔) find the reader in a sorry state and take them to the hospital. The group find out that the reader is alive and head to the waiting room area. They all feel guilty about reader. But reader is nice, understanding and forgives them!

Overall a gory story of going to hell and back with and for your friends, with a happy ending. That’s what I remember from the fanfic. I’m sorry if it’s messy. I hope that helps you to help me locate it, thank you so much for your time and patience! 😁

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[ven0moir]

I LOVE THESE CONNECTIONS! and I wanna add that there ARE elements of Bychance that don't quite make sense to me yet. & one of the main arguments I've seen against Bychance is that it doesn't "fit" within the story and that it's not "necessary" ... but the thing is, it wouldn't be the first time that the show pulls off a seemingly "detour" or "dead end", only to connect it back to the main story.

For example, the whole Viktor Creel story that Wayne told Nancy. I remember when I was watching that with my GA friend and when they had Nancy go to the library, she was like "ugh that's an OBVIOUS detour, WHY are they doing this?"

And by 'they' she meant the WRITERS. But lo and behold, there WAS a reason why they did it--and it was connected to the main storyline, it just didn't cross her mind. And ironically I remember thinking something similar too about it when I first saw that.

So if Bychance happens, my money is on it's been planned for some time now and it WILL make sense within the narrative. 🤷‍♀️ not everyone is going to like it, but that's just the thing about writing, isn't it? You can't please everyone.

Nancy's journalistic instinct was 100% on the money, she just needed Robin to help her find THE connection. this whole Bychance thing has triggered my own journalistic instinct too bc now im starting to suspect it IS connected to the supernatural in some way.

In fact, it might even HAVE to be

Bychance, Vecna, Nosferatu, Vampires & Temptation

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This is a response to this post by @offsidetracked:

—

EXCELLENT POST, and also:

"A big theme in Will's S5 arc is ✨TEMPTATION✨ Resisting it, giving in to it. And finding out the consequences of both."

Huge theme in The Phantom of the Opera (1910), Dracula (1897), Labyrinth (1986) & especially Nosferatu (1922). And many other works I'm sure.

It's no coincidence that Vecna 🦇 embodies the characters' trauma & is played by Jamie Campbell Bower—who played vampire Caius Volturi in Twilight, "one of the three ancient leaders of the Volturi, who are based in Volterra, Italy [...] Caius [...] is the most ruthless of the three leaders." (Twilight Saga Wiki)

TROPE: The "innocent" damsel being seduced by an older, lustful, hypnotizing, usually rich/powerful man (often a vampire 🧛‍♀️). A relationship which ultimately has the power to corrupt & destroy her.

We know that Chance/Jedediah is older, probably lustful (lol), hypnotizingly beautiful, & likely drives a cool car, which symbolizes material status.

(last pic by @ven0moir)

We’re approaching Will’s ✨material gworl✨ era, hence the s3 Max-El-Starcourt 🛍 connection to Taco Bell (Chance).

Will is waiting & Mike won't make a move!

Max & El are representative of different facets of Will's femininity. Taco Bell 🌮 is a reference to Chance probably being of Mexican origin. (For more info on this, check this post & this post.)

—

Bychance was always RIGHT THERE. 😭😭😭 Anyone who thinks this theory is "baseless" or "unlikely" has just been deluding themselves from the start.

🗝⸮₎₎⁾⁾⸝⁺⋆｡ﾟ⋆⸜﹒⋯﹒

To see more of my Bychance posts, click here -> BYCHANCE MASTERPOST.

[nburkhardt]

Somebody Loves You, You Got a Friend (part 7)

Other parts: one, two, three, four, five, six

We’re back again! The start takes place immediately after the last part & more time jumping lol. I guess trigger warning for breast feeding? Tho it’s not that detailed really 🤷‍♀️ better to be safe ✌️ (quick reminder: this is a slice of life, nearly no plot type of fic)

Any sort of tension he got was wiped away simply by pulling into the driveway. As he opens the front door he’s met with Eleanor crying, following the sound he finds Steve making a beeline for Eleanor.

“You good?” He steps closer to the omega, “Ellie good?”

Steve whips his head around and grins before pulling Eleanor up to him, “just a little tired. She’s just upset I had to use the bathroom”

He laughs, “you eat today?”

Steve turns red in a second and that’s all Eddie needs to know. He pulls the omega close and leads him to the kitchen, “Stevie, we gotta work on this!”

Instead of his original plan of cuddling up to Steve and Eleanor in bed, he pulls out all the stuff to make grilled cheese. He hears the omega start to hum, turning he sees Steve in the chair with his shirt pushed up enough to guide Eleanor to his chest and her immediately latching on to drink.

He manages to not burn the shit out of the two sandwiches, placing one in front of Steve and dumping a bag of chips on both their plates. They eat in a comfortable silence, that’s only filled with Steve’s soft hum.

They hear the front door open and Steve pulls his shirt down and over Eleanor, only losing tension when he hears his mom, “Boys!”

They smile at her, and she placed a kiss on both their heads, “Stevie, you don’t have to keep ruining your shirts like this” she doesn’t bother waiting, just pulls the shirt back up and rubs a hand against Eleanor’s head. They continue to chat while she makes herself something to eat.

——————

Weeks go by and Eddie swears the kids he picked up are more nerdy than him and something entirely different. He’ll catch them talking about weird shit and immediately shut up when someone else passes them.

He unfortunately sees Nancy way too often, she being the kids’ ride more times than not. She attempted to talk to him all of once and he shot it down almost immediately with, “I’ll be honest, Wheeler. I don’t really care much for you, we can tolerate each other for your brother. But we don’t need to be friends, okay?”

She only nods and he doesn’t smell her frustration, just sees it on her face.

It’s three months into school and Eleanor’s going to be four months, when he and Steve decide to bring in their other friends into the know. It’s not just that, but also Steve’s getting restless with staying home.

He said once Eleanor is no longer nursing, he’d look for a job.

(“I just don’t feel like going back and forth, I know mom can watch her but-“

Eddie smiles and nods, looking down at Eleanor sleeping in his arms. “You don’t have to explain it to me, Stevie.” )

So, that brings them to today. They’re out at Gareth’s house, his parents out for the weekend and closest to their home. Steve has Eleanor in her car seat still, and Eddie has a backpack on his shoulder as he knocks on the door.

It’s Gareth that opens the door and smiles, “hey guys,” he spies the car seat, “come on, bet she doesn’t want to stay in there”

Once inside, Steve makes quick work at getting Eleanor out and into his arms. “The guys here already?”

Gareth just nods, “I told them that you were coming and that you both had something to tell them, I think they’ve been listening to the dumb rumors and think you really did mate with each other” he rolls his eyes, “but I mean,”

He points at Eleanor and then raises an eyebrow at Eddie’s arm pulling Steve closer, “this doesn’t help”

Steve rolls his eyes, “we can’t, my mom and Wayne told us that when we’re eighteen and both out of high school, then we can” he pouted and felt Eddie press a kiss to his temple, “let’s go, before Ellie gets fussy”

They follow Gareth, who laughed at the couple. It’s not a long walk and right before they get into the room, the rest of the guys are laughing and right as they’re spotted the laughter stops.

“Dude, am I high or is Steve holding a baby?” - Jeff

“If you’re high, then I’m high because holy fuck that’s a baby!” - Grant

Gareth rolls his eyes, Eddie and Steve are laughing. The others are still staring dumbfounded. Then, Eleanor makes it all too real and lets out a whine.

“Dumbasses, you aren’t high. That is a baby” Gareth finally says, then turns a raised eyebrow at the couple, “better start talking, lovebirds”

They roll their eyes, Steve rocking Eleanor gently before they head to the empty couch, “This is Eleanor” he says and stares at all of them, “She’s the reason I left Hawkins high early”

They nod, clearly listening and Grant points between them with a clear question of “your’s?” Without saying it.

Eddie nods, “She wasn’t planned- I went to Stevie’s house one day when he skipped and well, we spent his heat together”

“Is- is she why you’re together?” Jeff frowns at them, “or were you already together?”

They shake their heads, Eddie slipped his hand into Steve’s and brings it up to his lips, pressing a kiss to his hand. It makes their friends to roll their eyes and smile, “we were dancing around each other for a while. But we got together after we spent his heat together- before we knew about Eleanor”

“I felt like shit for a month, my mom made me take a test.” Steve took over, squeezing Eddie’s hand, “had a doctor really confirm it, I told Eddie a few weeks later”

After that, Eleanor got wiggly and Steve finally let her down on a blanket and all the boys were on the floor with her, holding toys for her to play with or wiggling their fingers for her to grab. Steve laughed and Eddie was smiling, it worked out and they’re so glad their friends are loyal and happy for them.

Eleanor already has all of them wrapped around her finger.

——— A Week Later ———

Eddie groaned as he dropped at their lunch table, he was exhausted. Eleanor being fussier than normal for the last two days. Steve is just as exhausted, if not more. The only one not exhausted was Eleanor somehow.

“Dude. What’s wrong with you?”

Eddie groaned again before shifting to look at who spoke, finding the little freshmen he picked up. “I’m tired”

Dustin raises his eyebrow, dropping next to him and he hopes the kid really doesn’t poke him. He’s saved a little by Grant, “You good Eddie?”

He shrugged, “just tired, think we can move Friday’s session? I think she’s sick”

The freshmen look confused, while Grant nods, “I hope it’s not from any of us, I swear we only just met her and I’m sure one of us would die for her”

Eddie grins, “she’s like that”

Before the freshmen can ask who they’re talking about, Gareth sits next to him with a smile, “who’s like what? What are we talking about?”

“Gotta move the session this week, Ellie’s sick”

That’s said right as Jeff sits down with the other freshman, “don’t tell me it was us!”

Eddie shrugs, “we’re not sure- Janet thinks we’re overreacting.” He lays his head back on the table pillowed on his arms, “wake me before the bell”

In the back of his head he knows the freshmen are confused and he might’ve spilled too much.

~

We’re gonna stop there for now, even though I’m using the read more option again I still don’t want to make the parts too long, ya know? Anyway, again this is more slice of life, no plot. I mean I still add it in a litttttle but it’s nearly nothing. Next time we do a quick pov change (it’ll be Gareth’s!) and it’ll take place directly after this (with a day skip too)

If you have any ideas for this, you’re welcome to share them!! I can add it in or write more!! (This is in general btw, you can always send me prompts!!)

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[munsonfamilyband]

My brain has decided that it wants to start a new fic even though I’m currently writing one 🤷‍♀️

A Captain America AU popped into existence in my brain today and I will be writing it but for now, here’s the character list

Steve is Steve Rogers: this feels self explanatory but only child with a desperate need to help others, pushed into the spotlight with a forced persona, deeply lonely

Eddie is Bucky Barnes: this is mostly because of the Kas theory but also because Bucky is headcanoned to use a lot of pet names too

Chrissy is Peggy Carter: there won’t be any Steve Peggy romance but Chrissy feels like such a perfect match for Peggy

Vecna/Henry is Redskull: duh

Robin is Sam Wilson: I was torn between her being Nat or being Sam but I decided that her personality matches Sam better

Nancy is Natasha Romanoff: see above reasoning

Jonathan is Clint Barton: I’ve decided to just make a big polycule so I can have all my marvel ships be happy

Argyle is Laura Barton: see above lol

Hopper is Tony Stark: dude was held captive by a foreign power for information, that feels like enough

Joyce is Bruce Banner: she just has the vibe I guess

Murray is Thor: vibes

Brenner is Alexander Pierce: duh

Dr. Owens is Nick Fury: this one was tough but it feels like a good match as both of them compartmentalize a lot

I don’t know if I’ll include the kids at any point but I do have them casted

El is Wanda Maximoff: again, duh

Will is Pietro Maximoff: I couldnt separate the wonder twins

Max is Yelena Belova: she just fits so perfectly

Dustin is Peter Parker: he’s such a nerd

Lucas is Kate Bishop: this is entirely because of the slingshot

Mike is the only one I can’t pick a specific character for so any suggestions would be helpful

[fastcardotmp3]

toooootally agree that steve dying in s4 would have made sense. after all the mentions of running away and steve never doing that, his death would have hit home that standing and fighting isn't always the best (or smartest) choice. also think about how interesting that could have been for eddie, unceremoniously placed in the big brother position

LOTS of potential for interesting character moments but. 🤷‍♀️

no EXACTLY.

It's a plotline that not only /didn't/ fit Eddie's overall story, but /would/ have fit Steve's arc so perfectly if they hadn't decided to use him largely for comic relief and regurgitated relationship drama in S4 and had actually, y'know, written him an arc.

This is a guy we've seen come back from having the absolute shit kicked out of him three seasons in a row, who throws himself into the line of fire with very few questions asked of himself other than "will this choice help keep these people safe" and who-- this is the interesting part for me-- always gets back up.

He's almost over powered with the way he can take a hit and keep going and it grows with intensity every season 1-3 to the point where you can see him getting more reckless with his human shield endeavors. Steve has gotten up before, he knows this about himself, he has convinced himself that this means he'll be able to get up again, convinced himself that he'll resurface from that lake to the degree where he just does it so casually.

But that's not true. The opportunity to have Steve run headlong into a frenzy of creatures that he was already almost taken out by once and /needed/ backup to survive without that backup, to do it for Dustin's sake after building that relationship up so thoroughly during s2-3, and then for him to not only not get back up again, but for it to have BEEN IN VAIN? because they still don't WIN?

AND THEY DECIDED NOT TO TAKE THAT OPPORTUNITY?

The version of that scene where Dustin is sobbing over Steve's dying body pleading "No-- Steve-- you die, I die-- Hey, stop, you die, I die, got it? You son of a bitch you die. I die. Don't you fucking dare, please, please--" while Steve smiles and reassures him because he has so much faith that this is worth it because it's over now, it must be lives rent free in my mind.

The version of S5 that gives us the opportunity to see the fallout of what losing one of our original s1 characters does to the rest of them-- does to Dustin in the trauma of watching it happen, does to ROBIN who is half a soul down when she was within /walking distance/ of his final stand, does to Nancy who has got to be convinced at that point that her love is a death sentence, does to Max who has now lost two older brothers (even if this one is both less and more complicated because she actually felt /safe/ around him), does to Lucas who has looked up to Steve in so many ways, does to Eddie who is new to this group and now feels the utterly incomprehensible size of the shoes dropped at his feet to fill-- a sword to carry when his chosen path had always been a shield? Yeah. that lives rent free in my mind too.

The Duffers are cowards who didn't want to kill off a fan favorite and risk losing viewership in their last season and I for one think it hurt them in the long run.

sorry for blabbering I have so many thoughts about this 😭

[stevie-petey]

Ok I have so many thoughts abt this bonus chapter!!!

The kids first day of school is killing me so much omg! The nervous Dustin and Bug are experiencing is sooo relatable. Mrs. Henderson taking all those pictures is absolutely adorable.

Bug getting left alone by all the kids and Nancy and Robin is hurting my soul. Are you in my walls because hello?!?! Her stress about college is valid bc same. Nancy and bug finally getting along? Shocking, crazy, exciting!

Anyways Steve’s dad can fuck off thank you very much 🤭- help me understand this communication issue between Jonathan, Nancy, and bug bc is it really that hard to talk to each other?! Idk maybe it is 🤷‍♀️ not like I know anything!

And lastly, Max. My baby. She deserves so much better omg. I hate that I know what’s gonna happen.

now why would a bunch of teenagers communicate with one another ??? now who would do that ??? its far too easy a resolution smh

writing bug applying to college gave me war flashbacks god i hated senior year so much. and for bug to be all alone during it :(((( we’ll dig deeper into that next season tho !

and steves parents ,,,, sigh. fuck richard all my homies hate him

[slashingdisneypasta]

Ok so we all know that The Black Coldron is the closest thing to a horror movie we have from Disney (aside from the movie Something Wicked This Way Comes, assuming I'm remembering correctly that it was done by Disney), but what if Disney made all their movies more creepy like? I'm not talking about like if they just dropped the fairy tales and made slashers, I'm talking about the films they've done getting a scary spin similar to the Black Coldron. Like Sleeping Beauty, Cinderella, Beauty and the Beast, etc. How do you think your favorite Disney films/villains would turn out if Disney let themselves go into the dark side?

And for the other side of the coin, imagine horror films getting a more... Well, family friendly feel/look. The plots are still the same, but they get Disneyfied. How do you think they'd turn out? I'm personally willing to bet all my money that Jason would be a classic Disney prince(ss); lives in the forest, one with nature, seen as one of the more kinder/sympathetic of the slashers, etc (and Chucky would definitely have some Dr. Facilier thing going on with all the voodoo)

Oh I love this concept!! First of all- Disney movies getting a darker twist.

Considering most fairytales and mythologies are dark in the first place- it wouldnt be very difficult. Unfortunately though I can't think of anything original 😅 Most everything has been done before with dark disney. Sorry I can't be more creative!! Haha 😅

As for Disney-Horror though!! I actually do have some things in the works for that- silly crossover things XD Like:

Hercules with Y/N as Meg, Jason as Hercules and Freddy as Hades. (Just fits so well?? 😅 )

The Princess and the Frog with Y/N as Tiana, Michael as Naveen and (Yes!!) Chucky as Facilier. (This is for sure the most crack, but I love Michael and Chucky together as a concept so 🤷‍♀️)

The Lion King, with Y/N as Nala, Thomas as Simba and Hoyt as Scar (a la the creepy Madness of King Scar scene where Scar Hoyt will try to convince Y/N, Simba's Thomas' betrothed, to help create a 'Host of little Scar's' with him)

Apart from silly x reader nonesence- I can truly see some of these Slashers as Disney movies though!! Haha XD Maybe I'm crazy- but- Jafar's and Jasmine's whole slave girl scene is farr creepier then anything Freddy did in the first ANOES. He was still invasive in that movie of course, thats the scary thing about Freddy, but with less then 10 mins of actual screentime he was not the full-on, backwards ✌️ sign in front of his mouth kind of sexual predator character that he builds up to. They could definetly keep the 'I'm your boyfriend now, Nancy' line considering the way Hades talks to Meg in Hercules and mayyybe the phone thing too (After all... Greasy did full on stick his hand down Jessica's cleavage in WFRR and that is a Disney movie folks XDD)- it's just the actual slashing that's posing a real issue!! XD😅XD😅 But Freddy's method of killing can be cushioned, I guess- make it more ambiguous and fantastical? With the dream powers and all. ANOES definetly has the magical element+larger then life, handsy villain+memorable setting+memorable heroine, which seems to be a tride and true Disney movie sum XD I dunno, take this or leave this- I'm just talking! XD 😅

Also Freddy has the greeeeen element, you know?? The limeeee green?~~

... plus if ANOES is animated you can have the original cast back *cough*

AND I LOVE YOUR DISNEY PRINCESS JASON IDEA!! He is absolutely majestic enough. Imagine that's how he knows where all his victims are, though?? Squirrels and little birdies tell him XDD

Imagine that movie though!!! A backwards Slasher with Disney animation and a KILLER ZOMBIE PRINCESS. He can talk to forest creatures so you can't hide, he's hard-working so you'll never get away, and his mother is dead. Because, obviously. They're all dead.

^^^^ this fucks me up (negatively) WAY WORSE THEN FREDDY'S SLIMEY TONGUE

[avengers-rule103]

but like... a double date oneshot with Steve, Nancy, Robin and Vickie and both couples are so in love that they can't help but show it, and it becomes a game where whenever they see the other showing PDA or just being overly sappy and cute they poke fun at each other and tell them to get a room and pretend to gag, but they're actually of course really happy for each other and it's all fun and games and adorable. 🤷‍♀️