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ladyofthepitt · 9 months ago
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Looking for a Strange Fanfic
Hello all, I’m coming out of my comfort zone as I normally read and not write much or if at all if I can help it, far too afraid of coming across as an idiot (I am one 🙂) or saying something stupid or offensive, plus I’m shy ☺️ Anyway, I’m still figuring out how to work this stuff out, I’m old, so bare with me, I’m hoping someone can help me find a fantastic Stranger Things fanfic that I read a while back.
I just know, that I was very new to Tumblr at the time, and I was in a Stranger Things phase, looking at a lot of Robin Buckley x reader fics. 😊 The problem is it’s been a while, I didn’t heart it, follow the person and unfortunately I have a bad memory….I literally can’t remember who the writer is, the title of the fanfic, if the account is still active, let alone if anyone else remembers it! Or if it’s on another site completely. (Hopefully, I didn’t dream it up either 😂)
The fanfic is set around Season 4, Episode 9. Chapter Nine: The Piggyback. I know it was a reader fic, not sure if it was male, female or gender neutral perspective. I think it may be hinted as female reader?
The reader relationship with canon characters was more platonic love. I don’t think there was any romance between the characters, if there is it may have been hinted slightly. 🤷‍♀️
The fanfic moments that I remember:
The reader goes with the ‘Phase One’ group: Steve Harrington, Nancy Wheeler, Robin Buckley, Dustin Henderson and Eddie Munson. Helping each one of them at certain pivotal points in the story as seen in the show, from big to little moments.
The reader goes to aid Dustin and Eddie helping them deal with demobats, basically taking the place of Eddie by being mauled (in this story he lives). The group doesn’t want to the leave the reader behind from being mauled but they’re put in a position of being caught between a rock and a hard place. With the begrudging decision of leaving the reader for dead by Steve, Nancy, Robin, Dustin and Eddie. Everyone says goodbye to reader. Dustin and Eddie stay with reader for as long as they possibly can and have a moment with them before they depart.
Minutes, half hour to an hour or possibly hours later, the reader wakes up in agonising pain after being mauled by the demobats earlier, with memories intact knew they got left behind. They’re sad, scared and very hurt. They’re numb but can feel something gnawing at their flesh, the reader lifts their head, looks up to find a lone demobat nibbling on them, the reader manages to get it the demobat off them, they slowly get up, they do some medic stuff, try to keep their insides from falling out and start heading towards the trailer. They collapse from intense pain and blood loss, they fall through the portal with the last of their depleting strength and lands hard back into the normal realm. They pass out!
Joyce and Hopper (I think 🤔) find the reader in a sorry state and take them to the hospital. The group find out that the reader is alive and head to the waiting room area. They all feel guilty about reader. But reader is nice, understanding and forgives them!
Overall a gory story of going to hell and back with and for your friends, with a happy ending. That’s what I remember from the fanfic. I’m sorry if it’s messy. I hope that helps you to help me locate it, thank you so much for your time and patience! ���
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ladyofthepitt · 1 year ago
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Berry Blues
Season Two
Part Sixteen - (Original Song) Trouty Mouth!
Quinn Fabray x Reader
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Summary: Against what you considered your teams better judgement, the New Directions were convinced to write original songs for the upcoming competition, that could seal your hopes and dreams of -temporarily- getting out of the small town you called home. If only drama didnt follow the club like a plague.
Word Count: 5,352
WARNINGS: Maths, argument, yearning, that’s mostly it
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“Guys, I’ve got some bad news.”
“Oh, just what I want to hear on a morning,” you sassed from your seat beside Artie, the boy helping you finish your calculus homework last minute.
“No one does, Y/N,” Mr Schue drawled, “You know how we decided on ‘Sing’ by My Chemical Romance for Regionals? Well, I hold in my hand a cease and desist letter from the band. We can’t do it.”
Puckerman scoffed from the back of the choir room, “It was the perfect anthem.”
At the Spanish teacher’s statement, you pulled your attention where you were scribbling a -probably wrong- equation onto the paper in your lap, looking at him with furrowed brows.
“That really doesn’t sound like something the band would do.”
“How much do you wanna bet Coach Sylvester has something to do with this?” Mercedes asked, shaking her head.
“One step ahead of you.”
“So, what are we gonna do now?” she continued.
Before Mr Schue could begin to offer up some words of confidence, whilst he secretly worried inside, Rachel voiced her opinion.
“I think we should write original songs for Regionals.”
“Oh, nope. That’s still a bad idea.” You shook your head, turning back to your homework.
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ladyofthepitt · 1 year ago
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Berry Blues
Season Two
Part Fifteen - (Sexy) The Case of the Pink Panties
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Quinn Fabray x Reader
Summary: The week began with sexual ignorance and only continued so, your teachers solution? Sing about sex! You went to a school for crazy people.
Word Count: 7,012
WARNINGS: Talks of sex and birth, references to sexual assault, short argument, cheating but definitely not cheating, awkward discussions, hurt, safety hazards
(A/N): Happy International Women’s Day!
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One step forward. Ten steps back.
If someone were to ask you to describe the situation you shared with the blonde ex-cheerleader, that would be the most obtuse way of representing it.
It seemed, however, that you weren’t the only one fretting over the girl. You weren’t even the only Berry Quinn Fabray had some kind of holdover.
Which is exactly why you were here. Again.
Just like the previous school year, you had been dragged to the Celibacy Club by your sister. Only this time, it wasn’t chock full of cheerleaders who used it as a master class on how to tease someone. Now it was sparse and not run by the students but instead by the school’s guidance counsellor.
What made it worse was that it wasn’t even your first meeting, and you suspected it wouldn’t be your last.
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ladyofthepitt · 1 year ago
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Berry Blues
Season Two
Part Fourteen - (Blame it on the Alcohol) The First Time
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Quinn Fabray x Reader
Summary: With Alcohol Awareness Week came the exact opposite of what your school wanted for the pupils within. A party where every underage member would be getting drunk out of their minds, which only lead to the domino effect that was the Alcohol Awareness Assembly.
Word Count: 11,525
WARNINGS: Threats, underage drinking, Rachel “The Cockblock” Berry, descriptions of hangover(s), one night stand, biphobia, slight angst, Kurt being a dick, talks of sex, vomiting, jealous Quinn, fluff, talks of alcoholism, flirting
(A/N): Right, so it’s finally here! Sorry for the delay, palls. What with the holiday season, getting sick, getting busy, getting sicker, I’ve been having a tough time keeping up with everything. That being said, I’m afraid I will have to push the other two parts back until an undetermined time. Just until like gets back on track for me.
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It was nearing the end of the day, and you were forced into the dimly lit choir room by your sister, awaiting her special guest so that she could perform her originally-written song. Because she just couldn’t let that idea go, not that you’re surprised.
“What’s up, my hot little Jewish-American princess? And Y/N.”
“Always a pleasure, Puckerman,” you said, watching as the boy moved to take the seat beside your sister at the piano. While you leaned against the large instrument.
“What do you want, Puckerman?”
“Word on the street is that your dads are out of town. And you’re all alone in your house.”
“I swear to Lucifer, if you’re trying to get in her pants right now, you’ll be going through the windows of Mr Schue’s office,” you seethed, fire behind your eyes as you glared at the boy. Watching as he shot his hands up in surrender, fear filling his own eyes at your threat.
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ladyofthepitt · 1 year ago
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Berry Blues
Season Two
Part Thirteen - (Comeback) New Trends and Traumatised Attraction
Quinn Fabray x Reader
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Summary: The beginning of the end.
Word Count: 5,864
WARNINGS: Bieber shit…, the reader having their foot in their mouth, just the typical stuff.
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It was that time again.
The time for violence.
Pretty much the thing you did every Spanish lesson because your teacher sucked so bad at it that it was more productive for you to do this than to actually try and learn anything.
But this time, the boys had a jump on you.
Mike and yourself were under-armed in this battle, positions at the front of the class radiating your weakness, giving Finn and Puck the advantage of your blindspot thanks to your turned backs. So when your teacher wasn’t looking, you were being pelted with balled-up paper from the table behind and over.
“Regresar.”
You gruffed to yourself when the man turned around, halting your and Mike’s revenge strike.
“Who knows what that means?”
Leaning in close to the dancer, you whispered, “I’m gonna throw my shoe.”
“No, don’t. If a teacher spots you tackling them for it back, you’ll be suspended again.”
You hummed discouragingly, not liking his words, no matter how much you knew them to be true. All the while glaring at the two boys who performed their assault, daggers practically shooting from your eyes when they waved over to you smugly.
“Can I please throw my shoes at them?”
“No.”
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ladyofthepitt · 1 year ago
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Berry Blues
Season Two
Part Twelve - (Silly Love Songs) In Sickness and In Love
Quinn Fabray x Reader
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Summary: With Finn’s ego, Quinn’s jealousy, a conniving Santana, a love/boy obsessed Kurt and Rachel, and acceptable pizza, Valentines was upon the town of Lima, Ohio.
Word Count: 6,161
WARNINGS: Talks of homophobia, Finn being kind of a dick, petty arguments, a fight, Santana being well… Santana, sickness, the return of jealous Quinn (when did she leave tbh?)
(A/N): A Valentines day fic for Christmas? It’s more likely than you think.
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“Hey, why aren’t you wearing your jacket?”
Closing your locker door, you peered up at your friend like he had grown another head. With your textbooks in arm, you began making your way down the halls, lined with red and pink hearts in celebration of Valentine’s day.
“What a great way to greet someone, Finn. Has anyone ever told you how charming you are?” you replied sarcastically to the boy following beside you.
“You helped us win the championship game last week.” He pat your shoulders, smiling dopily at all the girls looking at him. “You gotta represent. We’re like celebrities right now. Don’t you want to show that off?”
“All I want is to get to class and have the freedom to choose my own outfits.” You furrowed your brows at him when he continued to peer around at all the gawking high schoolers. Scoffing humouredly, you asked, “You do know that they’re only into you because you won the championship game, right?”
“The first conference championship in this school’s history,” he corrected, shooting finger guns at a group of girls.
“Yeah, and it totally hasn’t gone to your head at all.”
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ladyofthepitt · 1 year ago
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Berry Blues
Season Two
Part Eleven - (The Sue Sylvester Shuffle) Its All About Football
Quinn Fabray x Reader
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Summary: Who knew that thrusting the bully filled football team and the glee club that they target would lead to such chaos? Honestly, you probably should have expected as much.
Word Count: 9,317
WARNINGS: Anger, violence, eating things that you shouldn’t, almost cheating.
(A/N): Sorry for the short delay, I have recently gotten terribly sick, and am still going through it.
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The new year had sprung, and with it, new experiences. Ones that weren’t necessarily good.
With one of your feet resting upon the back of a chair, you slouched in another. Awaiting the arrival of the Glee Club’s Director so that the lesson could finally start.
Soaked through, stained red, frozen, and with sloppy ice laying upon him, in rolled Arite. His presence being announced by a pitying Tina.
“Oh, my God. Artie.”
Anger filled you as Brittany rushed down to attend to her boyfriend, instantly realising who had done this, no proof necessary.
“It was awful,” the boy whimpered.
Finn Hudson felt the same way you did, outrage flowing through his veins, causing his limbs to shake.
“That’s it,” he seethed, “Screw rehearsal! This ends here and now.”
“Oh, hell yeah!” you yelled, jumping up from your seat, following the boys that all wore letterman jackets, much to the displeasure of Quinn and your sister.
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ladyofthepitt · 1 year ago
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Berry Blues
Season Two
Part Ten - (A Very Glee Christmas) To Keep Santa Alive
Quinn Fabray x Reader
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Summary: With Christmas brought a mission, to keep Brittany’s innocent belief alive and well. Which also brought along a face that seemed familiar to you, and your heart making you feel things.
Word Count: 6,662
WARNINGS: Creepy Santa, slight “flashing”, anger, jealousy, talks of sex, flying shoes, and longing.
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Festive vibes flowed through the halls of Wiliam McKinley High School.
You, unlike your parents and sister, weren’t Jewish. So, you took relish in the season, loving Christmas for all its festivities, whilst also celebrating Hannukah with your family. However, your sister still loved -and practised- the gift-giving that was involved in the holiday.
So, the season just became one blended holiday for your family. Light the Hannukah candles, exchange presents, modestly decorate -unless it was your room- and have a stereotypical Jewish dinner on Christmas Day that consisted of Chinese food.
It may be confusing to some, but it worked pretty well for your family, and that’s all that mattered to you.
With a bright smile, you wandered up to where Artie and Brittany were decorating the boy’s locker for the season.
And in true Brittany fashion, she said something shocking just before you could voice their greeting.
“Last year, I left my stocking up over Christmas vacation, and an entire family of mice started living in it.”
“Man, this school is a dump,” you said after blinking a few times at the girl’s statement.
Artie hummed, nodding up at you.
“Their Christmas gift to each other was rabies.”
“I take it back. This school is a hazard.”
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ladyofthepitt · 1 year ago
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Berry Blues
Season Two
Part Nine - (Special Education) Fuckin’ Relationship Drama
Quinn Fabray x Reader
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Summary: As Sectionals rears its head, diva-dome and relationship drama sprouts within the group. Leading to down moods and you saving the day seconds before the competition.
Word Count: 5,775
WARNINGS: N/A
(A/N): Guess who’s back, back again.
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You had impeccable aim.
Or at least you thought you did.
The scene of the gathered teenagers as the Spanish teacher walked through the choir room doors with a thick binder in hand was one… of slight chaos.
There you sat, upon a stack of plastic, maroon chairs, facing the three cheerleaders, dressed in their cold weather uniforms, One eye clamped shut, mouth pulled into a focused sneer, with an elastic band drawn at the pen Quinn used to write in her notebook.
The risk you took was calculated.
But boy, were you bad at math!
You didn’t hit Quinn. That was the good news. You fear if you had hit her, she would have ripped your soul from your body, like a very pretty, blonde teenage dementor. Only there would be no “kiss” involved.
The funny news, however?
You had hit Sam.
Not only that.
Thanks to your misguided aim, you had snapped the elastic band, sending it hurtling through the air, directly at his crotch.
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ladyofthepitt · 1 year ago
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Berry Blues
Season Two
Part Eight - (Furt) It’s a Nice Day For a Black and Blue Wedding
Quinn Fabray x Reader
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Summary: Things come to blows, and a wedding ensues. Why are feelings so much?
Word Count: 11,358
WARNINGS: Kinda graphic descriptions of violence and the aftermath of it, anger, bullying, angst, a small argument.
(A/N): Enjoy!
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“So… listen…”
You didn’t like where this was going.
“You better not have gotten my sister pregnant,” you stated, deathly calm to your friend as you leaned against the lockers, watching as he put his books away.
“No. No,” Finn rushed to say, “It’s… it’s about the Sam and Quinn thing.”
“No.” You shook your head vehemently.
“We have to talk about it sometime.”
“Do we?” You knew you did. “Because I really don’t want to do this.”
“You never want to do this.”
“I wonder why.”
Finn cleared his throat just as Kurt walked up, flanked by his dad and Finn’s mom.
“Oh,” the tall boy said, drawing your attention to them, which you were thankful for, just so that you didn’t have to continue having this conversation with him, “What’s going on? Is this one of those interventions, ‘cause…”
“If it is, it’s for the both of us. They bombarded me and forced me to bring them to you.”
You gasped. “If it is, can I join? That seems like it would be fun. "Finn. Please stop making out with my sister where I can see”.“
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ladyofthepitt · 1 year ago
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Berry Blues
Season Two
Part Seven - (The Substitute) Random Confessions of Love
Quinn Fabray x Reader
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Summary: With a sick teacher, a cool fun-loving substitute is brought in. Time spent with Kurt, Mercedes, and Blane Anderson, showcases how much the boy is neglecting his friend in favour for his crush. But none of that matters, because you want those guns.
Word Count: 5,558
WARNINGS: N/A (Let me know if there is any)
(A/N): I’m gonna be honest, this is more of a filler part, the juicy stuff comes in the next one.
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“He doesn’t look so good, does he?” You leaned to your side to whisper to Sam, watching as your teacher pat his forehead with the sleeve of his dark jacket before scribbling on the board.
“Not at all.”
“Alright, guys, um… time to start thinking about song selections.” He heaved a breath, pausing in his writing. Then he turned to face you with a gobsmacked look on his face.
But, as it seems, only a few of your team noticed.
Santana was definitely not one of them.
“Looking good, Puckerman,” she called down to the boy sitting in the chair below her, “Someone’s been eatin’ their ‘Wheaties’.”
Puck flexed, kissing at both of his biceps, “These guns are fully loaded.”
You groaned, nauseated by the boy and his words, “You sicken me.”
“Mr Schue, I, for one, think we should use our set list for sectionals to start exploring the oeuvre of one Bernadette Peters.”
“And, I, for one, think we should really not,” you countered your sister’s words. Then, “Mr Schue, you good?”
“Someday, I’m gonna go to Paris and visit the "Oeuvre”,“ Brittany said.
"I just want to dance.”
“Random. But we know, Mikey,” you told your friend.
“Mr Schuester,” Mercedes spoke up next, “You look a little green.”
“Please, God, don’t throw up. I dealt with that enough with Quinn last year.”
“Shut up, Berry.”
“No way, Fabray.”
“Um, I think I’m gonna go see a nurse,” the teacher said, sweat dripping from his pores, “But first, I feel like I should get you guys a sitter.”
“What? Dude, we’re teenagers. Well… maybe Finn and Puck need one.”
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ladyofthepitt · 1 year ago
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Berry Blues
Season Two
Part Six - (Never Been Kissed) They May Be Friends. But They Will Be Fought Like Foes
Quinn Fabray x Reader
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Summary: Your friends caused someone pain, while you threaten pain upon someone else… and your friends.
Word Count: 4,934
WARNINGS:  People doing shitty things, threats
(A/N): And we’re back baby!
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He was always over.
Finn.
Practically felt like he lived here half the time. Which only lead to many situations like this one.
“Hey, Rachel, do you have- Oh, for the love of God.”
Your eyes quickly moved to be glued to her painted ceiling, after having caught your sister and her boyfriend making out in a compromising position on her bed.
“Y/N, I-”
“Nope. Don’t want to hear it. Bye.” Spinning on your heel, you hastily took your exit. “You owe me compensation! And for all that is good in this world, use protection!”
The intense need to bleach your eyes was strong after witnessing that for the third time that week.
All you wanted was the textbook she had borrowed.
Things had slowly been getting better between you and the couple. Starting to get back to how they were. The playful, happy atmosphere it used to be.
However, there was the fact that you still had to talk about the situation, and what had led to it. Instead of just sweeping it under the rug and ignoring it.
Just… not now.
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ladyofthepitt · 1 year ago
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Berry Blues
Season Two
Part Five - (The Rocky Horror Glee Show) The Tale of The Creepy Teacher
Quinn Fabray x Reader
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Summary: With the Halloween season just around the corner, and your normal excitement for it gone in the chilly wind, your Glee Club teacher decides it would be the perfect time for the school musical, if only for his own benefit.
Word Count: 6,707
WARNINGS: Moody reader I guess, and Mr Schuester… that’s a warning in itself.
(A/N): This is the last part of the first quarter. Things will be resumed shortly.
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In the velvet darkness
Of the blackest night
Burning bright
There’s a guiding star
You wish that you could say that this week was going fantastic. But sadly, you just couldn’t.
Still pissed at your sister at the boy you called your ‘best friend’ after you had found out they went behind your back the previous week.
No matter what
Or who
Who you are
Not to mention, it was that time of year when the school was to put on the yearly musical, for the rest of its peers to see.
A redeemable quality, however?
You loved the musical Mr Schuester had chosen this year.
No matter how questionable it was for a high school performance.
There’s a light
Over at the Frankenstein place
So, that’s where you were currently. At the end of the week, popping up behind the large painted boulder upon the stage. Singing with your club, in one of the last rehearsals before the opening night. Dressed as one of the party guests, before slowly lowering yourself back behind the “boulder”.
There’s a light
Burning in the fireplace
There’s a light
Light
In the darkness
Of everybo-
“Ho, ho, ho, ho!” Carl, Miss Pillsbury’s boyfriend, suddenly appeared, interrupting the song to storm towards your teacher, “Schuester! You messing with my woman?”
“What?!” you exclaimed, popping up from behind the boulder once more, the chair below your feet wobbling with the intensity of it.
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ladyofthepitt · 1 year ago
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Berry Blues
Season Two
Part Four - (Duets) So. Many. Catholic. Jokes
Quinn Fabray x Reader
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Summary: If it’s one thing your sister learned this week. It’s that silence is worse than yelling.
Word Count: 8,366
WARNINGS: Finn and Rachel kinda being dicks, angst, we getting to the drama.
(A/N): Heheheh.
Italics = Flashbacks
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“All right, let’s uh, let’s gather ‘round,” Mr Schuester said, entering the choir room from his office. His voice pulled both Kurt and Brittany from peering through the high windows that lined the back wall.
The teacher moved to sit on the stool in front of the piano, facing the class. “Sorry I’m late, guys.” He cleared his throat. “I was with Principal Figgins. Bad news, guys. Puckerman’s in juvie.”
“It really was just a matter of time,” Tina assured.
“What did he do?” Quinn asked, sounding aghast.
“Well, took advantage of you while you were drunk, for one,” you pointed out from your seat beside Artie, “That’s considered sexual assault.”
“Preach.” Artie pointed your way.
“Actually, he drove his mom’s Volvo through the front of a convenience store and drove off with the ATM,” Mr Schue informed.
'Doesn’t mean he didn’t do the other thing, too’
You were amongst the ones who laughed at the delinquent boy’s antics.
“A-A-And when is he getting out?” your sister stuttered.
The teacher looked confused by his student’s reactions as he spoke, “Unknown.”
“He might be the dumbest person on this planet, and that’s coming from me,” Brittany said.
“Guy’s. Let’s have some sympathy.”
“'Sympathy’?” you stressed the man’s words back to him, straightening up in your seat, “It’s his own fault that he’s there. There’s no sympathy for someone who would do something as stupid as that. He’s getting what he deserves.”
“Yeah, for a guy who put his needs before the team?” Finn asked, “We need his voice and his bad-boy stage presence.”
“We can’t look at this as- As a crisis.”
“Oh, I’m actually looking at it as a relief. An undetermined amount of time without Puckerman? Oh, the sweet relief.”
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Berry Blues
Season Two
Part Three - (Grilled Cheesus) All Hail The Purple Dwarf!
Quinn Fabray x Reader
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Summary: Finn’s call about his newfound -cheese brought- religious beliefs brings a aura of chaos to your friendship, only made worse with Kurt’s father being struck with a heart attack, and religion filling the club/
Word Count: 5,120
WARNINGS: Discussions of religion(s), medical issues, heated talks
(A/N): I wrote the reader to have my own beliefs upon religion, as to make it more comfortable for myself.
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“Dude!” was the first thing Finn said when you answered his call, “You’ll never guess what just happened.”
“Uh, okay,” you said, taking on that challenge, “Some NFL player broke his leg, and now you’re his replacement?”
“No. But that would be so cool.”
You sighed at the boy’s excited tone. “What’s up, Finn? What did you really want to tell me?”
“Oh, right. So. I was super hungry, but my mom was gone, so I busted out the ‘George Forman’.”
“Right.” You nodded along, gesturing a palm up in understanding even though the boy couldn’t see you, waiting for when his story would get to his announcement.
“Yeah! It wasn’t making the cool grill marks it used to after I tried to use it to dry my shoes-”
You rolled your eyes, leaning back into your chair. “Oh, that was a shit show. I told you not to do it and that it wouldn’t work. You could have started a fire, Finn.”
“I know. I know. But wait-!” That’s what you were doing. “-You know that when it comes to grilled cheese. I’m not that fancy.”
“Like most people aren’t.”
“And, five minutes ago, when I pulled the sandwich out, I saw the face of God.”
“That hungry, huh?” you smiled.
“No, literally.”
“What?”
“Dude, I had made a "Grilled Cheesus”.“
”'Grilled Cheesus’-“ You cut yourself off with a snort.
"I’m being serious!”
“Oh, no, I believe you.” You nodded down the phone. “It’s a coincidence, bro. Sometimes the burn patterns make faces and stuff. It happens all the time.”
“Y/N, you know I’m not the most religious guy- I sorta worship Eric Clapton and Ochocinco, but this was different.”
“Please don’t tell me that you believe this is like some divine energy showing you a sign.”
“No, of course not,” the boy replied with a scoffed chuckle as if he found that to be absolutely outrageous.
“Oh, thank God-”
“Not without proof.”
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Berry Blues
Season Two
Part Two - (Britney/Brittany) There’s Drugs. And There’s Whatever The Hell That Is
Quinn Fabray x Reader
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Summary: It was only the second week of the new year, and you were already scarred by your sister, disgruntled by your teacher, sick to your stomach, and confused by the head cheerleader… this truly bode well for the school year.
Word Count: 6,982
WARNINGS: Shitty teacher, bad reaction to medication, some feelings.
(A/N): A week late. Sorry about that. Life threw me a curve ball and brought some shit. But we’re here now!
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‘Christopher Cross’
“All right!” Mr Schue spun on his heel after writing the name down on the board, facing the club. “Who can tell me who Christopher Cross is?”
'Someone who I don’t want to know anything about?’
“He discovered America,” Brittany said assuredly. With Finn nodding along with a dopey smile.
“That’s Columbus, honey.”
“Close. He did write an iconic chart-topper, 'Sailing’.”
“And this was when?” you asked.
“I have a bad feeling about this lesson,” Kurt spoke beside you, leaning closer to Mercedes.
“Never heard of him. Don’t wanna hear about him,” Tina was next to voice her disdain.
“Now. Some people think of the term "easy listening” as a bad thing, but I’m gonna let this music speak for itself.“ He nodded, pointing to the sheet music in his hand. "You guys love Lady Gaga and The Rolling Stones, and you guys are really good about putting it all out there. But really good music can also be controlled and restrained.”
“Are you trying to tell us what you’re into, Mr Schue?” you asked, voice taking on a mock cautious tone, “Because I think that’s a case waiting to happen.”
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ladyofthepitt · 1 year ago
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Berry Blues
Season Two
Part One - (Audition) You Gotta Love Blackmail
Quinn Fabray x Reader
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Summary: A new school year. A summer history. What will this new year bring? Blackmail!
Word Count: 8,093
WARNINGS: None that I know of.
(A/N): Happy New Season!
Bold + Italics = Song
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The summer had passed quicker than you would have liked. But still, impossibly slow.
Your time was mostly spent avoiding the disgustingly happy couple, that was Finn and Rachel. Wherever they were, generally, you weren’t.
Matt had left. Transferring schools and moving away with his family. Bringing on the inevitability most high school students faced when they were separated from their friends once had school finished, much sooner than you had ever expected.
You would miss him. He was one of your good friends, after all. But at least you still had Mike.
Speaking of the dancer. He also left you during the summer, soon after.
Not in the same way that Matt had left you. You didn’t know what you would do if both of your boys had moved away from you, especially in the same year.
No.
Mike had gone to what he called “Asian Camp” with Tina.
Which had left you with a select group of friends for the rest of the holiday.
Namely Santana, Brittany, and Quinn.
Well… if you were being entirely honest.
It was mostly just Quinn.
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