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Somebody asked for body hair.
And, you know, taking a second look at it...it's not that bad.
I prefer nude belly, though.
I come back to Shibari tutorial, have a nice weekend y'all 🧡
#call of duty#call of duty modern warfare#cod#digital art#sketchbook#digital illustration#artists on tumblr#captain john price#body hair#But naked is better#Not in real life#Please men do not shave your gorgeous body#cod mwiii
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it will be a while before i get over the fact that marine and gura straight up fucked
#NOT IN REAL LIFE#there are so many positive comments to make about this music video but the naked in bed seen is distracting me#why tf does this post have so many notes#i guess i'll tag it#houshou marine#gawr gura#hololive#vtuber#vtubers
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nothing can come in between a girl and her obsession for complex complicated fucked up toxic deliriously in love relationships
#datvd#julian fromme#paul fleischer#pauljulian#evervale#eli ever#victor vale#thoschei#spydoc#thirteenth doctor#dhawan!master#idk if i need to say it but in literature/media guys#NOT in real life#cultivate healthy and wholesome relationships pls#loustat#interview with the vampire
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Happy Valentine day !!
#i don't ship them#not in real life#I will do something later#happy valentine day#banana bus squad#vanoss crew#bbs vanoss#daithi de nogla#delirious#terroriser#vanossgaming#h20 delirious#h20vanoss#daithideterroriser
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I’ve had a delightful Undertale-filled and Tempus-focused weekend at my friend’s and also I might have gotten married?
#NOT IN REAL LIFE#i mean. seeker and tempus.#nothing actually happened not even in the made up scenarios in my head I just. started using husband and wife instead of bf and gf#so I guess that?? happened????#seeker talks#tempus#doodle seeker#the character anyway#man i really need to either name her or just cut the crap and make her actually me
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Pretend like it’s Saturday still. Why didn’t I post yesterday? Oh you know… I spent half the day crying and didn’t make the graphic. 😂
#fanfic#fanfiction#nonsense#making shit up#steddie#saturdaycryingclub#archive of our own#marauders#Jegulus#we love an unhinged moment#in our fics#not in real life#okay sometimes in real life#let’s talk about chargers#WTF with them being so specific#can’t we all just use usb c#looking at you Adam and Eve#get your shit together#I shouldn’t need 5 chargers for 5… uh… toys.#tags are for being messy right?#anyways…#stranger things#Starchaser
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This is Cosmic(me)!
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Talk to strangers they said. It’s good to have small conversations with people they said. Well today I spoke to a woman who said she only liked the peel of apples, and she nibbles the skin off and throws away the inside.
She eats the skin. And throws away the inside.
I cannot deal with this
#how the hell do I tag this#apples#tumblr#this sounds like a story you hear on tumblr#not in real life#help me
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hi, howdy, hello, have another chapter of trauma- I mean, uh, a very normal, definitely not dark chapter of YP. Totally.
#yesterday's promise#fun fact!#I have uploaded like 13k words in total today#sorry for the lil spam oops#anyway#time for violence!!#in the fic#not in real life#don’t worry
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tell me why i watched yellowjackets for the first time not even a month ago and i already want to rewatch it 😭
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they electrocuted my dick and balls
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nobody understands my craft
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Question to the author!
Where are you from? And what is your name?
Не кидайтесь тапками пожалуйста:_)
Please don't throw your slippers :_)
#please don't throw slippers#my ocs#not in real life#it's me#question for me :0#I'm from Russia#:_)#Theodore
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VERY IMPORTANT a dam in the Netherlands, the weerdsluis lock, is directly on a migratory path for spawning fish. They have a worker stationed there to open the door for the fish, but they can take a while to open it. So to keep the fish from getting preyed on by birds they installed a doorbell. Only, the fish don't have hands to ring the doorbell. If you go to their website, they have a LIVE CAMERA AND A DOORBELL that YOU RING FOR THE FISH when they're waiting, and then the dam worker opens the door for them! I can't express how obsessed I am with this. look at this shit. oh my god.
Please check on the fish doorbell once in a while :)
#self#last night i kept stimming thinking about this LOVE IS AO REAL. AUGH#i dont like damming but this is a step in the right direction AND it gets the public involved#i love that! more public interactions like this in ecology please! thats how you bring change! thats how you make ppl see the beauty in life#marine biology#ecology
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