#NOT TODAY MOTHERFUCKER
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link-is-a-dork Ā· 10 months ago
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frnkiebby Ā· 9 months ago
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ā€œFrankā€™s mouth. Save me.ā€
@feralfaggotfrankkk
you know what you did you little shit~šŸŽƒ
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typhlonectes Ā· 2 years ago
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NOT TODAY MOTHERFUCKER!!!
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ibroughtyoumybullets Ā· 2 years ago
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whoever still has the brian @ and is fucking around today. kys.Ā 
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lesbianbongwater Ā· 2 years ago
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Pov: the last thing my nose sees before it meets god
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sreegs Ā· 1 year ago
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big-edies-sun-hat Ā· 6 months ago
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Look, I try not to do parasocial. I even didnā€™t watch Staged because I didnā€™t want to be made to feel I ā€œknewā€ the actors. That said: this guy fucking rules and I am so delighted by his refusal to back down.
David Tennant at the British LGBT Awards where he was presented with LGBT+ Celebrity Ally award ā¤ :) (x)
David: With a slogan I attract the ire of the occasional online idiot, but I don't have social media, so even I have tobe told about that by my brilliant wife, Georgia, who is the real engine behind anything we do. She educates me about empathy and understanding and she has been a huge educator for me. But I think, I suppose if I'm honest, I'm a little depressed by the fact that acknowledging that everyone has the right to be who they want to be and live their life how they want to live it, as long as they're not hurting anyone else, should merit any kind of special award or special mention, because it's common sense, isn't it? It is human decency. We shouldn't live in a world where that is worth remarking on. However, until we wake up and Kemi Badenoch doesn't exist anymore... I don't wish ill of her I just wish her to shut up. Whilst we do live in this world, I am honoured to receive this. I'm thrilled to be here and to be a part of this night. Pride is very important in our house. It's a family affair. We have skin in the game. So this event tonight thrills me. It gives me hope, it gives me fire, it gives me energy and deep joy. And even if I feel I don't really deserve this, I'm very pleased and very proud to be receiving it. Thank you all so much.
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dabigbird Ā· 4 months ago
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ā€œSaw his dimension burnā€
ā€œMisses home, but canā€™t returnā€
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yourslimeybuddy Ā· 2 years ago
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donā€™t ask me what iā€™ve been doing this is all i can give you
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cupid-tune Ā· 1 year ago
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Obligatory Davekat cuddles
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s0fter-sin Ā· 4 months ago
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god the way ghostā€™s voice drops when he tells soap, ā€œyouā€™ll need to improvise to surviveā€
before that, everything he says is steady but when he acknowledges that soapā€™ll have to do something outside his skill set, something he intimately knows to be difficult, his voice wavers. he does the same when he says, ā€œwelcome to guerrilla warfareā€; itā€™s sombre and serious in a way he doesnā€™t act for the rest of the mission. if you read into it enough, he almost sounds apologetic; like he knows exactly what soapā€™s about to go through and wishes he didnā€™t have to
he keeps soap going; poking at him and making jokes, giving him tips and asking about his progress. he never lets him stop and take a second to think bc he knows the moment he does is the moment it'll all hit him; the betrayal, the pain, the fear, the deaths, all of it will drown him and if that happens, soap won't make it
he needs him to be a soldier through and through and he knows this is one of the worst kinds of battlefields you could end up on
and the only times he slips is when he acknowledges that fact
it happens again when he says, "tryin' to get you here alive and in one piece". his jovial dark humour facade drops for just a moment when he has to face the potential reality of losing soap. then he tries to pick it back up again with, "one of us has to survive to tell the tale"; completely discounting himself as a survivor to try and rally soap and make him think itā€™s all down to him
and soap does the same thing
when he's calling out for ghost on the radio, he's tentative, testing the frequency, then when he doesnā€™t get a response, he grows desperate; "ghost, this is 7-1, do you copy?"
then when ghost answers, he smooths out his voice; he hides the pain, the fear, and no matter what response you give to ghost asking if heā€™s injured, soap brushes it off (ā€œiā€™m goodā€, ā€œwhatā€™s the difference?ā€, ā€œiā€™m not a medicā€). soap decides itā€™s in ghostā€™s best interest to hide the extent of his injuries
he doesnā€™t know where ghost is, if heā€™s secure, if he has any weapons; he doesnā€™t even know if heā€™s in las almas until he says, ā€œthereā€™s a church, iā€™m headed to itā€. for all he knows, he couldā€™ve run in the complete opposite direction. if ghost knows heā€™s hurt, then his attention would be split between his own survival and soapā€™s
and soap, who lets himself be poked and prodded towards the church, needs to hide his own doubts. maybe he needs ghost to believe he'll make it so he himself can believe it ("what are my odds?" "don't make me bet against you", "think i'll live that long?" "probably not")
he all but begs ghost to tell him he'll get through it and if he knows just how bad off he is, maybe he'll change his mind. maybe he'll think he won't make it to the church
maybe he'll leave him alone for good
"you injured?"
"iā€™m good"
"let's find out how good you are"
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undrscrmadds Ā· 5 months ago
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i simply refuse to believe that this is a real human being on this planet at this time
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alexotls Ā· 10 months ago
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i wish i could cast darkness in real life
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strangersatellites Ā· 7 months ago
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i have two (2) ideas based on this so yall chew on these
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1: actor eddie x publicist steve where eddie is notoriously obnoxious at every public appearance in an effort to self sabotage to the point of not having to attend them anymore vs pr industry famous publicist steve whose whole schtick is somehow having his clients so whipped that when he tells them not to embarrass him they have no choice but to obey.
eddie doesn't even realize it's happened until he's being interviewed on a red carpet and he thanks the interviewer before he leaves.
and 2, the polar opposite: actor eddie whose publicist is now out of a job bc his new pop star singer boyfriend has him so wrapped around his finger he wouldn't dare embarrass him and therefore has wiped his public image squeaky clean without attending a single nda meeting
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dragon-spaghetti Ā· 9 months ago
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Chronic pain husk,, save me chronic pain husk,,,,
Days where he leans on the bar more than usual. Flying up/down the stairs being preferred over the pain in his knees, even though it feels as though even his feathers hurt after doing so. Sitting down hurts as much as standing so may as well just do his job to distract himself,,,
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one-little-nerd-stayed-home Ā· 4 months ago
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I've come to make an announcement;
Glenfir Gladewyn
Is a bitch ass motherfucker, he kicked my fucking squire.
Thats right, he was disguised as a winter court soldier jumped off his Griffon and he kicked my fucking squire right off my Snake, and he stole a piece of my hair so I stabbed him in the chest,
and now I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com, Glenfir Gladewyn you could never pull crown. Because you're a fucking Loser
and guess what?
I'm going to fuck queen Cyrilla. That's right IM GOING TO MAKE HER FORGET ALL ABOUT YOU GLENFIR GLADEWYN. He kicked my squire and I'm going to STEAL HIS GIRL
THAT'S RIGHT THAT'S WHAT YOU GET-
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