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#Legend of Zelda Series#breath of the wild#link#botw link#yiga blademaster#yiga clan#nintendo#nintendo switch#gif#liad post#flashing lights#sheikah armor#2024#hero of the wild#gameplay#not today motherfucker#liad.txt
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āFrankās mouth. Save me.ā
@feralfaggotfrankkk
you know what you did you little shit~š
#NOT TODAY MOTHERFUCKER#AS IF I DONT ALREADY HAVE BOTH OF THOSE FRIMAGES#FIGHT ME#fucking cackling lmfao#but yeah#franks mouth#thereās no saving me#frnkiebby#feralfaggotfrankkk#frank iero#mcr#frnkiero#mcrmy#frnkie#mcr5#my chemical romance#my chem#ilhsm
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NOT TODAY MOTHERFUCKER!!!
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whoever still has the brian @ and is fucking around today. kys.Ā
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Pov: the last thing my nose sees before it meets god
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Look, I try not to do parasocial. I even didnāt watch Staged because I didnāt want to be made to feel I āknewā the actors. That said: this guy fucking rules and I am so delighted by his refusal to back down.
David Tennant at the British LGBT Awards where he was presented with LGBT+ Celebrity Ally award ā¤ :) (x)
David: With a slogan I attract the ire of the occasional online idiot, but I don't have social media, so even I have tobe told about that by my brilliant wife, Georgia, who is the real engine behind anything we do. She educates me about empathy and understanding and she has been a huge educator for me. But I think, I suppose if I'm honest, I'm a little depressed by the fact that acknowledging that everyone has the right to be who they want to be and live their life how they want to live it, as long as they're not hurting anyone else, should merit any kind of special award or special mention, because it's common sense, isn't it? It is human decency. We shouldn't live in a world where that is worth remarking on. However, until we wake up and Kemi Badenoch doesn't exist anymore... I don't wish ill of her I just wish her to shut up. Whilst we do live in this world, I am honoured to receive this. I'm thrilled to be here and to be a part of this night. Pride is very important in our house. It's a family affair. We have skin in the game. So this event tonight thrills me. It gives me hope, it gives me fire, it gives me energy and deep joy. And even if I feel I don't really deserve this, I'm very pleased and very proud to be receiving it. Thank you all so much.
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āSaw his dimension burnā
āMisses home, but canāt returnā
#gravity falls#bill cipher#the book of bill#my art#artists on tumblr#tbob fanart#tbob spoilers#trying out digital art today#thatās rough buddy#all he draws are blue and red triangles#that line destroyed me#this is not a website dot com#this took me way too long to make#GOD I love this motherfucker so much
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donāt ask me what iāve been doing this is all i can give you
#my art#lmk#lego monkie kid#lmk qi xiaotian#lmk mk#lmk monkie kid#monkie kid#lmk sun wukong#lmk monkey king#do you see this shit applejack#artists on tumblr#shitpost#i finished three assignments today#and then immediately did this#i have my priorities straight#day 8000 of slapping my watermark all over whatever i do#cuz my shit still poppin up on pinterest#i see u motherfuckers
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Obligatory Davekat cuddles
#homestuck#homestuck fanart#dave strider#karkat vantas#davekat#I thought about them exactly once today and they took over immediately#motherfuckers
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god the way ghostās voice drops when he tells soap, āyouāll need to improvise to surviveā
before that, everything he says is steady but when he acknowledges that soapāll have to do something outside his skill set, something he intimately knows to be difficult, his voice wavers. he does the same when he says, āwelcome to guerrilla warfareā; itās sombre and serious in a way he doesnāt act for the rest of the mission. if you read into it enough, he almost sounds apologetic; like he knows exactly what soapās about to go through and wishes he didnāt have to
he keeps soap going; poking at him and making jokes, giving him tips and asking about his progress. he never lets him stop and take a second to think bc he knows the moment he does is the moment it'll all hit him; the betrayal, the pain, the fear, the deaths, all of it will drown him and if that happens, soap won't make it
he needs him to be a soldier through and through and he knows this is one of the worst kinds of battlefields you could end up on
and the only times he slips is when he acknowledges that fact
it happens again when he says, "tryin' to get you here alive and in one piece". his jovial dark humour facade drops for just a moment when he has to face the potential reality of losing soap. then he tries to pick it back up again with, "one of us has to survive to tell the tale"; completely discounting himself as a survivor to try and rally soap and make him think itās all down to him
and soap does the same thing
when he's calling out for ghost on the radio, he's tentative, testing the frequency, then when he doesnāt get a response, he grows desperate; "ghost, this is 7-1, do you copy?"
then when ghost answers, he smooths out his voice; he hides the pain, the fear, and no matter what response you give to ghost asking if heās injured, soap brushes it off (āiām goodā, āwhatās the difference?ā, āiām not a medicā). soap decides itās in ghostās best interest to hide the extent of his injuries
he doesnāt know where ghost is, if heās secure, if he has any weapons; he doesnāt even know if heās in las almas until he says, āthereās a church, iām headed to itā. for all he knows, he couldāve run in the complete opposite direction. if ghost knows heās hurt, then his attention would be split between his own survival and soapās
and soap, who lets himself be poked and prodded towards the church, needs to hide his own doubts. maybe he needs ghost to believe he'll make it so he himself can believe it ("what are my odds?" "don't make me bet against you", "think i'll live that long?" "probably not")
he all but begs ghost to tell him he'll get through it and if he knows just how bad off he is, maybe he'll change his mind. maybe he'll think he won't make it to the church
maybe he'll leave him alone for good
"you injured?"
"iām good"
"let's find out how good you are"
#remember when i said soap kept being injured from ghost for his own good and said it was a thought for another day?#well todays the day motherfuckers its more alone meta time!#i dont think he expects ghost to give him guerrilla warfare 101 over comms#i dont think he expected him to bail altogether otherwise he wouldve sounded different calling for him#but he probably thought ghost would focus on himself a lot more than he does#even after he gets to the church its in his best interest to stay silent and unnoticed (like a good sniper should)#instead he gives away his position both by constantly talking and shooting to take out the shadows about to kill soap#they both try to hide things from the other to reassure them that theyre alright. that theyll both get out alive#and youre trying to tell me they arent in love?#bc thats not how soldiers act#no matter how they feel they have to report injuries#soap jeopardises them both by withholding that#he acts like a man when hes supposed to act like a soldier and why would he do that if not to protect simon the man instead of ghost his I.#love motherfucker!#coming out of my cage and ive been doing just fine.txt#weāre a team. ghost team#talk meta to me#ghoap#ghostsoap#soapghost#soap cod#john soap mactavish#ghost cod#simon ghost riley#meta#cod mw2#cod mwii#save post
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i simply refuse to believe that this is a real human being on this planet at this time
#jenson really woke up and decided to be the funniest motherfucker today#he said ālet me channel my inner logan sargeant for this oneā#he probably thought that was so funny#and the sad thing is IT IS#jenson button#jb22#formula 1#f1#fia wec#fia world endurance championship
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i wish i could cast darkness in real life
#this shittily drawn comic brought to you by jinro peach soju#and the two motherfuckers behind me on the highway today#oc#comic#dnd#dungeons and dragons#car crash-#warlock#doodles#ms paint
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i have two (2) ideas based on this so yall chew on these
1: actor eddie x publicist steve where eddie is notoriously obnoxious at every public appearance in an effort to self sabotage to the point of not having to attend them anymore vs pr industry famous publicist steve whose whole schtick is somehow having his clients so whipped that when he tells them not to embarrass him they have no choice but to obey.
eddie doesn't even realize it's happened until he's being interviewed on a red carpet and he thanks the interviewer before he leaves.
and 2, the polar opposite: actor eddie whose publicist is now out of a job bc his new pop star singer boyfriend has him so wrapped around his finger he wouldn't dare embarrass him and therefore has wiped his public image squeaky clean without attending a single nda meeting
#i think i listened to this song 14 times today#i can just see steve with a sickly sweet smile saying please donāt embarrass me motherfucker#eddie is white as a ghost heās so scared of him#but scared like this š©·š§”šš¤ā¤ļøš©µš©·ššš#steddie#steddie fic#steve harrington#eddie munson#gin writes#shot of gin
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Chronic pain husk,, save me chronic pain husk,,,,
Days where he leans on the bar more than usual. Flying up/down the stairs being preferred over the pain in his knees, even though it feels as though even his feathers hurt after doing so. Sitting down hurts as much as standing so may as well just do his job to distract himself,,,
#drag rambles#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel husk#my leg hurts like a Bitch today can you tell#to be clear I am not diagnosed w shit#however I do know my right leg has been fucked for years#motherfucker hurts at all times I stg#and left is starting to get worse#so#I'm giving the cat my problems āØ
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I've come to make an announcement;
Glenfir Gladewyn
Is a bitch ass motherfucker, he kicked my fucking squire.
Thats right, he was disguised as a winter court soldier jumped off his Griffon and he kicked my fucking squire right off my Snake, and he stole a piece of my hair so I stabbed him in the chest,
and now I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com, Glenfir Gladewyn you could never pull crown. Because you're a fucking Loser
and guess what?
I'm going to fuck queen Cyrilla. That's right IM GOING TO MAKE HER FORGET ALL ABOUT YOU GLENFIR GLADEWYN. He kicked my squire and I'm going to STEAL HIS GIRL
THAT'S RIGHT THAT'S WHAT YOU GET-
#Im so sorry this popped into my head while driving today and I couldnt escape it#anyway Glen is a bitchass motherfucker I do stand by that#Glen shows up and I just yell BITCH!! at my phone for five minutes#anyway#ba2mia#naddpod
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