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sequoiann · 7 years ago

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❧ k.sy | assassin!au

pairing; seventeen hoshi x reader

genre; bulletpointed, assassin!soonyoung, fluff

collab with; @kpop–fics

tags; @lunarjihoon

okokOK

hoshi

kwon soonyoung

as an assassin slash mafia

barabarabarabam

speedy gonzales 2.0

this boy could sprint !!!

usain bolt is shaking in his shoes

he can literally do a mission in 5 minutes ,, while an avErAge human being would take like

a day

lmao

he just does things really quickly and cleanly so lik e wow

“in and out, it’s easy”

well that’s his motto

and seungkwan always just stares @ him and starts drooling like

!! d id i hear in & out !!

anyways

soonyoung

or rather, hoshi - his code name,

is always appointed to missions where speed was needed

eg a car chase, or a single-handed stealing mission etc etc

like zoom zoom bithc i am baCK WITH DA GOODS

today was the first ,,, challenge ,,, hoshi faced

ok not really the first but he was worried about it

though he didnt show it i mean cmon it’s soonyoung lmao he has his egoooo

situation was that-

a convict had escaped with some hella important ,, stuff ,,,

and seungcheol, their boss, freaked out like

lol

he really freaked out

“WE NEED THOSE ASDFL”

and hoshi just

“no need to yell damn i’ll go fetch them”

he didn’t think much of it tbh

bc he didn’t know he was gonna have to drive around the whole city

following the convict’s car

hoshi hated driving bc omg it wAS SO SLOW

one had to stop at red lights

and like,, signal when you’re turning

like fuk yall and ur bs i’m gonna drive how i w aNT

so that time he just ended up wheezing through the whole city road and thE WHOLE GROUP ALMOST GOT CAUGHT

so hoshi was banned from driving for a while

but that didn’t last bc not a lot of members could drive lmao

but hoshi still prefers running

like hA U IDIOTS WATCH ME VROOM VROOM PAST YO ASS

he was really fast ya’ll dont understand his speed and stamina o goody

ok but back to the mission !!

so there he was

silently following the brand new car in front of him

honestly

he doubted if he could keep up

because,,,

the car he was using wasn’t exactly,,, new

it was making some rumbling sound and would randomly emit some foul-smelling smell lol

and he kept complaining to the rest over the radio

hoshi kept having thoughts of like

is this car gunna explode on me

IS IT

and then he would just

“would it be faster if I just sprinted?”

smh soonyoung

but ofc he keeps driving

bc no he’s not leaving the car @ the side of the road

with all the firearms in the trunk

not a good idea lol they’re just gonna rot in jail if that happens

so yes hoshi just drives

great decision!!!

but,,,

his worries weren’t for nothing after all

his car just,,, gave up

in the middle of the road

like it spluttered and choked like hoshi’s victims and juST SHUT DOWN

like how ??? dare you ??? on me ?? the almighty kwon ????

and on top of that

he was literally in the middle of nowhere

he was @ a hella straight road ?? with trees around ?? and nothing else??

he panicked as he saw the car in front of him drive further and further

the convict was kinda dumb tbh lol he hadn’t noticed hoshi after so long

but !!!!!

luckily for hoshi

unluckily for you

you were just on a road trip with your new car

and you decided to pass through some deserted roads

“less traffic, more exploring!!!”

lol say goodbye to exploring y/n

so when you saw a human waving like crazy on the side of the road

of course you stopped

like a normal human being would

and he just,,,

got in

like he literally just opened the door to your passenger seat and hOPPED RIGHT IN

like boi excuse me ???

whats going on???

this is MY car ??????

“just drive and follow that dark red car!”

you were like ???? what is happening

hoshi suddenly just grabs your steering wheel and u were gonna yell at him

“just drive if u don’t want me to do it!”

he was basically threatening you

like ok am i ur hostage or something now ??

he just glares @ u and u couldnt do anything like hE WAS GLARING AT YOU

so with ,,, pretty darn shaky hands,,, u just started driving down the road

with him randomly raising his voice to speed up

and with u flinching every single time he does it

ok honestly hoshi doesn’t mean to scare u

he was just urgent as hell and wanted to catch up with the car

when he sees how tight you’re clenching on the wheel he kinda melts

and side glances you

“sorry. i won’t hurt you, i promise. i just need to borrow your car for a little.”

u don’t speak and just hum a little like u were still kinda shook

“…im serious”

awkward silence

“alright.”

awkward silence #2.

“so… what did he do?”

no answer

like damn guy idk who you are or what you do but the least you can do is try to explain or something-

“i can’t say.”

oh.

i see how it is

undercover mission?

with me as scapegoat?

perfect.

wonderful!

no but whatever was going on

you honestly didn’t want anything to do with it

all that secretive stuff

not your thing

you were just an ordinary student

you were too young to diE

but the red car you were tailing suddenly came to a stop

and so u naturally slowed down too

you thought u could get this guy out of your car now

buT OHH GOOD LORD

the person from the car in front of you just gOT OUT

AND STARTED SHOOTING @ UR CAR

and before you could hide,,, a bullet grazed your shoulder after it shot a hole on the glass in front of u

u started screaming of course,,, and tried to duck under your dashboard

but no your seat was too far front there was no space

you could hear the windscreen shattering more as the bullets hit it

and u were ofc bleeding

and the guy beside you pulls out a gun from his own pocket and u start screaming even louder

“shut up and just stay in here!”

he gets out of your car, staying low

& shot the other guy

and u knew he hit him bc the gunshots stopped

you were still hunched down awkwardly in your car

and hoshi comes back in and looks at your arm and just became really guilty

“you alright?”

you had to deliberately breathe to know you are still breathing

and you slowly nodded like yes im alive

“get onto the passenger’s seat. i’ll get you to the hospital.”

“what about that guy??”

“he’ll come around. he isn’t dead. doesn’t matter now.”

you stare at him like !?!?

but he just starts driving

“btw i’m soonyoung.”

u hesitate.

“…y/n.”

you see soonyoung smile a little but u ignored it lol

& your arm was bleeding but not a lot but it was really bleeding.

soonyoung quickly drove u to the nearest hospital and the entire ride was pretty quiet

and comfortably so

u were tired ;;;

when u guys got to the hospital, they just helped you bandage it up and stuff

and soonyoung was like

“hey, y/n”

“yeah?”

“sorry for getting you involved. i owe you.”

you wanted to just shout no bc u didn’t want to have anything to do with this business anymore

but the words got stuck in your throat

so it ended up as soonyoung just sending u home

and for the next few weeks, u kept seeing him around

he was really keeping his promise

it was all the simple things actually

eg. he would come to u while u were grocery shopping ,, and just take the basket from you

and then follow u around

you realize that he actually isn’t a typical murderer or anything

he was actually ,,,,

really nice ,,,,,

and u 2 started spending a lot of time tgt

nd luckily for soonyoung

his team members never found out about the few escaped targets

they were dense as hell ahaaa

but

otherwise

he would have to explain why he was so distracted nowadays

and only he knew

that was because of your cute face that kept popping up in his head every now & then

he liked u oK

i mean you two spent a lot of time tgt

after that

so like

naturally :)))

it happened :))))

#seventeen #seventeen scenarios #seventeen au #seventeen fluff #seventeen angst #seventeen hoshi #seventeen soonyoung #hoshi #soonyoung #kwon hoshi #kwon soonyoung

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zentheknightingale · 7 years ago

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Stuff like this happens to me too, so I’ve learned to ignore it as well. But if it were these guys...

Warning: Slightly NSFW? The moments in themselves are very fluffy...

-Ad Bloo~

SCENARIO: HOW WOULD RFA+V+SAERAN REACT TO ACCIDENTALLY TOUCHING YOUR CHEST

Yoosung

Depth Perception is the WORST when you only have one eye.

You guys were about to head out together to a fancy dinner, when he noticed you were wearing the necklace he had bought for your anniversary.

It was a simple gold chain with a bejeweled star pendant not completely real but pretty dang expensive

It warmed his heart that you were wearing it; he reached out to you to inspect the pendant a bit more properly.

…only to miss by a couple inches.

His fingers grazed the top of your breasts and even slipped into a bit of the cleavage It was a classy dress so it wasn’t too much or anything

?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? OH MY GOD I AM SO SORRY

His hand immediately flew away and both of you turned away from each other.

He was still bowing and vehemently apologizing to you; this poor boy was so worried that you would think he’s a creep.

But you shyly said that you… really didn’t mind it so much as you fidgeted with the skirt of your dress.

His head nearly exploded at that. “Wait- you- I- what?”

You giggled at his stammering and pulled him away to your reservation for the night.

Jaehee

You were sitting on a desk, in your cami and shorts, settling some papers.

Jaehee insisted that she help as well, but you wanted to do them yourself.

She brought you a cup of coffee to keep you alert.

When she came back to take the cup back, she chuckled when she saw you in the exact same position she left you in.

Except you had fallen asleep with your head propped up on your hand.

even with the coffee....

You had finished the drink, and put it beside you at a place Jaehee couldn’t reach very easily.

Careful not to disturb, she maneuvered her hand to finally grab the mug.

However, while pulling out, her arm grazed your breasts...

She stiffened as you shuffled a bit, but otherwise resumed your nap.

When she successfully procured the cup, she quickly made her escape.

The slamming of the door woke you up

She slid down the wall beside the door, heart racing at what had just happened.

For the next few days, she couldn’t look at you in the eye, and you were supremely confused, but let it be.

Zen

You both had finally gone on your very first date. And it was going great so far.

The amusement park is always one of the best places.

As you very eagerly wandered around from store to store, Zen couldn’t help but notice that you were attracting quite a few eyes.

He ‘casually’ draped an arm around your shoulders and glared at the other men who were looking.

When he was finally done with the others, he noticed that you had suddenly gone quiet.

He lowered himself to your head level to ask whats wrong, you being short and all.

You shyly pointed to his hand, which was very closely hovering over your right breast...

He immediately straightened up and pulled away super quickly.

“I’m so sorry! You should have told me earlier!!! Argh! And when I was trying my best to protect you too.”

He was so ashamed of himself, and so had put quite a bit of distance between you two.

Pouting, you come closer to him and rest his arm on your waist.

His heart raced at your boldness, and the happiness was restored as he pulled you even closer.

707/Luciel/Saeyoung

Finally with Vanderwood’s permission and Saeran agreeing to house-sit, he could finally take you out on a long drive today.

You were amused by just how eager he was to take you out.

You finally get to ride on one of my babies.

This boy is so eager, he all but pushed you into the passenger seat.

He then jumps into his own driver’s seat and starts the car, only to have it beep at the both of them for not wearing seatbelts.

Now, on a normal day, he would ignore it or just wouldn’t have forgotten.

But today, he ain’t having it.

He gets up on his seat and reaches over to your side to buckle your seat belt for you.

But then, he topples all over you because he wasn’t very balanced when he was doing it.

He tries to steady himself by pushing against the car seat... but he accidentally gropes you chest in the process.

SEEEVVVEEEENNNN!!

Before you could push him away, he jumps out and settles on his own seat.

Poor boy can’t look at you in the face now; he’s simply sits there as you adjust yourself.

You wanted to yell at him, but it looked like he was already beating himself up for it, so you let it pass.

It doesn’t take him too long to be his cheery self again, but he is definitely more careful now.

Jumin

It’s canon that this dude has a play Gray station and a Xbox Zet Box in the penthouse.

You would probably convince him to play it with you at least once a week.

Both of you like the more interactive games than the ones that don’t require moving around.

But we all know he is terrible with technology. If the vending machine wasn’t proof enough...

So whenever it is his turn, he’s frantically waving around the remote, trying to get the game to sense it.

You have to hold back your laughter at this adorable frustration.

He refuses to take any help from you though.

One time, he actually got so engrossed, he couldn’t tell his actions had gotten wilder.

So when his hand swiped through something soft at his side, he froze at the foreign feeling.

He turned to find you protectively covering your chest with your arms.

Putting two and two together, he set the controller aside and calmly apologized.

You chuckled awkwardly, saying that it’s okay since it was accident.

Nodding, he excused himself to the bedroom, saying that he had some work to look at.

But as soon as the door closed behind him, both of you turn super super embarrassed and try to calm yourselves down.

V/Jihyun

Would you believe me if I said that this happens a lot more than you think?

In fact, it is how your first meeting went.

Jumin introduced you to him at the RFA party.

But he may have forgotten to give him an idea about your height.

So when he outstretched his had to shake yours, you were shook when he was reaching towards your chest

Thankfully he stopped moments before contact, so you warily shake his hand.

Later on, you give him a pretty good idea about your height so that he doesn’t do it.

But sometimes you swear that he does it on purpose around the house.

The only proof you have that they are truly accidents is when his ears turn an adorable shade of red every time he realizes.

No matter how suavely he tries to ignore it or apologizes, his ears always give him away.

Unknown/Saeran

Twas a cold winter night, and the two of you were watching a movie under a large quilt on the sofa.

Saeyoung wanted to join you guys too, but Saeran hissed and glared at his brother until he finally gave up.

You both kept adjusting and readjusting your positions until finally Saeran had an arm linked to yours and settled comfortably on your shoulder.

Okay, so maybe the movie was bit too bland for his taste; his head kept bobbing as he dozed on and off.

In the middle, he fell asleep and his head slipped away from your shoulder.

Groggily, he set himself back on what he thought was your shoulder; admiring how soft it suddenly became.

When he did this, you abruptly tore your attention away from the screen, watching Saeran peacefully snooze on your chest.

You were freaking out, not knowing how to move him without waking him up...

But instead, you smooth his hair and pet him softly, smiling at the sight in front of you.

“LOOK WHAT WE HAVE HERE”

You jumped and shrieked a little, turning your head to see Saeyoung smirking at you both from his door.

Saeran’s eyes popped open, and upon realizing where he was, immediately jumped away from you.

You both yelled at Seven until he finally went back to his room.

“You wanna watch something else?” “I’ll choose this time.”

The thing with Saeran happened with my baby bro; he snuggled up to my side while I was doing homework. I didn’t realize he was asleep until I tried to get up. Since he was only four, it wasn’t as awkward as it could have been. XDD

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kpop--fics · 7 years ago

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Assassin!Hoshi

Collab with @theliqht !!!

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okokOK

hoshi

kwon soonyoung

as an assassin slash mafia

barabarabarabam

speedy gonzales 2.0

this boy could sprint !!!

usain bolt is shaking in his shoes

he can literally do a mission in 5 minutes ,, while an avErAge human being would take like

a day

lmao

he just does things really quickly and cleanly so lik e wow

“in and out, it’s easy”

well that’s his motto

and seungkwan always just stares @ him and starts drooling like

!! d id i hear in & out !!

anyways

soonyoung

or rather, hoshi - his code name,

is always appointed to missions where speed was needed

eg a car chase, or a single-handed stealing mission etc etc

like zoom zoom bithc i am baCK

today was the first ,,, challenge ,,, hoshi faced

ok not really the first but he was worried about it

though he didnt show it i mean cmon it’s soonyoung lmao he has his egoooo

situation was that-

a convict had escaped with some hella important ,, stuff ,,,

and seungcheol, their boss, freaked out like

lol

he really freaked out

“WE NEED THOSE ASDFL”

and hoshi just

“no need to yell damn i’ll go fetch them”

he didn’t think much of it tbh

bc he didn’t know he was gonna have to drive around the whole city

following the convict’s car

hoshi hated driving bc omg it wAS SO SLOW

one had to stop at red lights

and like,, signal when you’re turning

like fuk yall and ur bs i’m gonna drive how i w aNT

so that time he just ended up wheezing through the whole city road and thE WHOLE GROUP ALMOST GOT CAUGHT

so hoshi was banned from driving for a while

but that didn’t last bc not a lot of members could drive lmao

but hoshi still prefers running

like hA U IDIOTS WATCH ME VROOM VROOM PAST YO ASS

he was really fast ya’ll dont understand his speed and stamina o goody

ok but back to the mission !!

so there he was

silently following the brand new car in front of him

honestly

he doubted if he could keep up

because,,,

the car he was using wasn’t exactly,,, new

it was making some rumbling sound and would randomly emit some foul-smelling smell lol

and he kept complaining to the rest over the radio

hoshi kept having thoughts of like

is this car gunna explode on me

IS IT

and then he would just

“would it be faster if I just sprinted?”

smh soonyoung

but ofc he keeps driving

bc no he’s not leaving the car @ the side of the road

with all the firearms in the trunk

not a good idea lol they’re just gonna rot in jail if that happens

so yes hoshi just drives

great decision!!!

but,,,

his worries weren’t for nothing after all

his car just,,, gave up

in the middle of the road

like it spluttered and choked like hoshi’s victims and juST SHUT DOWN

like how ??? dare you ??? on me ?? the almighty kwon ????

and on top of that

he was literally in the middle of nowhere

he was @ a hella straight road ?? with trees around ?? and nothing else??

he panicked as he saw the car in front of him drive further and further

the convict was kinda dumb tbh lol he hadn’t noticed hoshi after so long

but !!!!!

luckily for hoshi

unluckily for you

you were just on a road trip with your new car

and you decided to pass through some deserted roads

“less traffic, more exploring!!!”

lol say goodbye to exploring y/n

so when you saw a human waving like crazy on the side of the road

of course you stopped

like a normal human being would

and he just,,,

got in

like he literally just opened the door to your passenger seat and hOPPED RIGHT IN

like boi excuse me ???

whats going on???

this is MY car ??????

“just drive and follow that dark red car!”

you were like ???? what is happening

hoshi suddenly just grabs your steering wheel and u were gonna yell at him

“just drive if u don’t want me to do it!”

he was basically threatening you

like ok am i ur hostage or something now ??

he just glares @ u and u couldnt do anything like hE WAS GLARING AT YOU

so with ,,, pretty darn shaky hands,,, u just started driving down the road

with him randomly raising his voice to speed up

and with u flinching every single time he does it

ok honestly hoshi doesn’t mean to scare u

he was just urgent as hell and wanted to catch up with the car

when he sees how tight you’re clenching on the wheel he kinda melts

and side glances you

“sorry. i won’t hurt you, i promise. i just need to borrow your car for a little.”

u don’t speak and just hum a little like u were still kinda shook

“...im serious”

awkward silence

“alright.”

awkward silence #2.

“so… what did he do?”

no answer

like damn guy idk who you are or what you do but the least you can do is try to explain or something-

“i can’t say.”

oh.

i see how it is

undercover mission?

with me as scapegoat?

perfect.

wonderful!

no but whatever was going on

you honestly didn’t want anything to do with it

all that secretive stuff

not your thing

you were just an ordinary student

you were too young to diE

but the red car you were tailing suddenly came to a stop

and so u naturally slowed down too

you thought u could get this guy out of your car now

buT OHH GOOD LORD

the person from the car in front of you just gOT OUT

AND STARTED SHOOTING @ UR CAR

and before you could hide,,, a bullet grazed your shoulder after it shot a hole on the glass in front of u

u started screaming of course,,, and tried to duck under your dashboard

but no your seat was too far front there was no space

you could hear the windscreen shattering more as the bullets hit it

and u were ofc bleeding

and the guy beside you pulls out a gun from his own pocket and u start screaming even louder

“shut up and just stay in here!”

he gets out of your car, staying low

& shot the other guy

and u knew he hit him bc the gunshots stopped

you were still hunched down awkwardly in your car

and hoshi comes back in and looks at your arm and just became really guilty

“you alright?”

you had to deliberately breathe to know you are still breathing

and you slowly nodded like yes im alive

“get onto the passenger’s seat. i’ll get you to the hospital.”

"what about that guy??”

“he’ll come around. he isn’t dead. doesn’t matter now.”

you stare at him like !?!?

but he just starts driving

“btw i’m soonyoung.”

u hesitate.

“...y/n.”

you see soonyoung smile a little but ignored it.

& your arm was bleeding but not a lot but it was really bleeding.

soonyoung quickly drove u to the nearest hospital and the entire ride was pretty quiet

and comfortably so

u were tired ;;;

when u guys got to the hospital, they just helped you bandage it up and stuff

and soonyoung was like

“hey, y/n”

“yeah?”

“sorry for getting you involved. i owe you.”

you wanted to just shout no bc u didn’t want to have anything to do with this business anymore

but the words got stuck in your throat

so it ended up as soonyoung just sending u home

and for the next few weeks, u kept seeing him around

he was really keeping his promise

it was all the simple things actually

eg. he would come to u while u were grocery shopping ,, and just take the basket from you

and then follow u around

you realize that he actually isn’t a typical murderer or anything

he was actually ,,,,

really nice ,,,,,

and u 2 started spending a lot of time tgt

nd luckily for soonyoung

his team members never found out about the few escaped targets

they were dense as hell ahaaa

but

otherwise

he would have to explain why he was so distracted nowadays

and only he knew

that was because of your cute face that kept popping up in his head every now & then

he liked u oK

i mean you two spent a lot of time tgt

after that

so like

naturally :)))))

it happened :)))))

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#kwon soonyoung #soonyoung #hoshi #seventeen #collab #fluff #assassin au

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