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NU UH
Jack Fenton, dialed his younger sister's phone number as he gazed apologetically at the family of bats, that was hanging around in his living room. he impatiently waited for the other party to pick up.
The Bat family remained stoic as they observed the man, they had or Batman had ordered to put the call on speaker, if ever the phone was answered, Robin had stared at the doorway leading to the kitchen there stood Jack's supposed oldest daughter Jazz. who only stared amused at her father's antics much to Robin's confusion.
finally after a grueling 10 seconds wait, the call was finally answered.
Robin held his breath awaiting for the voice he was expecting for.
"Yes, Ahki?" Talia's voice resonated, from the phone. making everyone's eyes except the Fenton family widen.
'what? mother never told me she had a brother.' Damian thought as he took a peek at his father's face who was scrunched up in confusion. same for the rest of his family.
"Talia, my dear ukht, I've heard from a few birds and bats that you have taken my son. on his fieldtrip." Jack said, his nervous and outgoing personality vanishing and what took place was a serious and angry tone of a father as soon as heard the caller's voice, making everyone in the room shudder at the sudden cold atmosphere while the oldest daughter remained composed and unbothered as she watched.
Silence came from the other side of the phone, before answering "It seems i have." Talia answered back, you can here the voice of a boy in the background asking if it was his dad.
"Stop with this false innocence of yours, bring my son back immediately, partly alive and safe." Jack stated, much to the Bats and birds confusion.
Silence once again, as the phone remained quiet seemingly put down on a table with a few whispers and shuffling. before it was picked up once again.
"Nu uh." was the only thing Talia said as she hang up.
everyone paused.
"The fuck you mean 'Nu uh'?!" Jack yelled, at his phone. While his wife walked their daughter's side who was laughing her ass off, confused she looked at the bats then at her husband and then just sighed.
"Dinner's Ready." she only said as she retreated back at to the kitchen.
#dc x dp#dp x dc#dp x dc crossover#dpxdc#dc x dp crossover#dp x dc fanfic#dp x dc prompt#dpdc#Jack and Talia are siblings#Talia kidnapped Danny so they can have a aunt and nephew bonding#the both of them were planning to kidnap Damian#they were gossiping about Ra's aswell#Danny was the one who told Tallia to say Nu uh#Jazz was the one to tell Talia where Danny was in the first place#Maddie is the beacon of peace in this household#this was made at the crack of dawn#good parents jack and maddie
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Sometime during the VDC training camp, when everyone on team Night Raven is sleeping over at Ramshackle Dorm:
Ramshackle Dorm has no shortage of spare rooms, but their condition is another story. You've managed to get enough of them decently clean. They're not as nice as your room, which has had far more time invested in it and is well lived in, but your groupmates should be able to spend a few days at the dorm without issue and are more than free to tidy up rooms as they please.
Yet on one of the first nights, you hear the door of your room creak open. It's dark and you can't see the intruder, though you know it's not one of the ghosts. The approaching footsteps aren't as heavy as Grim's, even after he's cleared out the entire fridge in one sitting. You're also pretty confident Grim is fast asleep beside you.
"Hello?" You groggily lift your head and call out to the intruder. If it's anything malicious, you hope the ensuing scuffle will cause enough noise to wake everyone else up.
A weight pushes the edge of your mattress down and there's a gentle touch at your shoulder. "Prefect, do you mind if I spend the rest of the night here?"
"Jamil?"
You almost don't recognize him in the dark with his hair down. You feel around for a bedside light. Grim groans in his sleep when it clicks on and turns over, shielding his eyes with tiny arms.
Jamil looks exhausted. "Please, I'd really appreciate if you could let me sleep here tonight."
"Yeah, sure. Of course." Maybe it's the sleep addling your brain or your trust in Jamil. You see no reason to turn down his request and didn't question why he was coming to you instead of Kalim. You nudge Grim over to make room for one more on the bed.
The vice housewarden does his best to fit in the cramped sleeping conditions, assuring "I'll pay you back for this. Thank you."
He's turned towards the wall, back touching your side so that he doesn't fall. You wait to make sure he's fully secure in bed before turning off the light. In the calm that follows, you notice he's almost imperceptibly shaking. Sure, the dorm is cold, but not that cold. Especially with three in one bed.
"Jamil, are you okay?" The longer you spend awake, the more concerning this whole situation feels.
"I'm fine. Goodnight, Prefect." Jamil already has his eyes shut and seems adamant about not discussing things further.
"Okay... Goodnight."
You lay down and silence settles over the room once more. It's really warm between your two friends. Sleep is quick to catch up to you, you find yourself nodding off within minutes of your head touching the pillow.
Before you fully drift off, Jamil turns to face you. His hair drapes over the side of the bed and he places a hand on your pillow, lightly grazing your cheek.
"Thanks again," he whispers. "I feel a lot better with you here. Your room doesn't have bugs on the wall."
#bugs are the wingmen of ramshackle dorm#he probably went to kalim's room first and kalim was fast asleep with a spiderweb forming over him. jamil went “nope. not doing that.”#next morning at the crack of dawn he's at sam's shop buying every pesticide known to man. ramshackle is getting bombed. no bugs will surviv#the vdc training camp - or as some might call it - the sdc gasshuku#twisted wonderland fanfic#twisted wonderland#twst#twisted wonderland fanfiction#twisted wonderland writing#twst x reader#twst x yuu#jamil viper#jamil x reader#jamil x yuu#jamil viper x reader#jamil viper x you#twst jamil#twisted wonderland fluff
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apologies & realizations (?)
part two
#this is abt gender euphoria btwww her egg hasn't quite cracked yet okay.#sometimes i think about the beautiful world where triana got to come back and be friends with dean again T_T#dean venture#dawn venture#triana orpheus#venture bros#vbros#kiwiarts#comic#i have another comic i wanna make between these twoooo#i tried rly hard to get the show style right here :] except the changes i made to triana's design obvi#don't look at the tiny rusty and orpheus too hard.#not ship btw. necessarily.
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A visual representation of what Suzy Greene experienced with that sending from Jester
#imagine getting woken up at the ass crack of dawn with an insane voice in your head telling you about your ex#how do you ever recover from that 😂#critical role#critrole#critrole memes#jester lavorre#the mighty nein#nein hells#suzy greene#braius doomseed#bells hells#bell's hells#cr spoilers#cr memes#cr shitpost#courtesy of me#cr campaign three#crit role#critrole meme#cr3#cr c3
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she turns, makes direct eye contact with you, smiles,
#dimension 20#fantasy high junior year#fhjy#fhjy spoilers#kristen applebees#kipperlilly copperkettle#buddy dawn#cw: blood#cw: gore#cw: violence#hello this is the first post on this blog. welcome. I need to offload my art somewhere outside of my usual sphere#anyways yeah. yeah#I just think making direct eye contact with the person your murder victim is supposed to mirror before murdering them is kinda vibe#thinking abt kipperlily and kristen and how kipperlily was meant to be riz's foil but#genuinely kristen works so much better as foil for her instead. like how would beardsley ever not have swooped in to steal this off of#murph's plate. order vs chaos. embracing the rules vs rejecting them for having always fallen through the crack by your nature#so my busted ass brain saw this moment of kipperlily KILLING kristen's foil and I went insane like she took him out of the equation#HE is no longer kristen's foil. KIPPERLILY is now. deranged I need to draw this Immediately#kristen seeing kipperlily with true sight... smiling at her..... the interference that now narratively connects them do you see#can anyone hear me. hello
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Get you a ship who can do both.
Yes, the love is mutual
But so is the "really? him?"
#byler dynamic#i love you but what do you mean you're waking me up at the ass crack of dawn to save goblins you made up just now#i love you but what do you mean you wanna have a burp fart competition#also these are the same episode which just makes it better#this wasn't about jealousy or quality time this was revenge for the burp fart competition actually#byler#stranger things#otp: is it early michael?#true love is resenting your feelings for someone not because they're queer#but because there are moments where they're just kind of embarassing
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UNTIL DAWN REMAKE (2024) dev. Supermassive Games
#until dawn#rami malek#josh washington#untildawnedit#udedit#ud josh#gamingedit#dailygaming#videogameedit#supermassive games#never not fails to crack me tf upppp 😭#*ud#*benim
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durdawn hours
#durdawn#max durden#buddy dawn#fantasy high#fhjy#fantasy high junior year#dimension 20#d20#my art#d20twt has gotten rly into this crack ship that's never interacted before and i think it's really really real sorry
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gone tidepooling
[followup doodle to (x)]
#this was originally a tiny tiny doodle i cut from the flow of the ''comic'' but i liked it too much lol. so now its a whole thing#loop and siffrin waking bonnie up at the crack of dawn in bambouche like. hey. hey you want to do something hilarious? follow us.#anyway finally drawn what i think sif has going on under the cloak. 800 sachels and bandoliers haver. also high waisted pants.#in stars and time#isat fanart#isat spoilers#isat siffrin#isat loop#siffrin#isat#isat bonnie#lucabyteart
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MY FAVORITE TWILIGHT SAGA SCENES V. There's something you need to see.
#*#favescenes#this always cracks me the fuck up#I love Charlie and Jake#billy burke#taylor lautner#twilight#the twilight saga#twilightedit#moviegifs#cinemapix#cinematv#filmedit#filmgifs#tvandfilm#jacob black#charlie swan#breaking dawn part 1#junkfooddaily#filmtvcentral#tvfilmspot
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Family of Distinguished People.
So like what if, the Fenton family is just a family full of heroes, villains, and vigilantes. like.. just imagine a long line of people that had or has contributed to the world somehow. Like the Fenton parents as Supervillains, Jazz as a Vigilante, Danny as Hero. Dani just decides to travel not too interested, but does help with her family if needed, Dan does the same thing.
BUT WHAT IF joker is actually a close relative of the Fenton Family (ex. Uncle, Cousin,Family Friend) and like he's just there all happy with his (found)family during family reunions, birthdays and shit.
And the batfam are just like so confused and stressed to why the joker goes missing once a month.
While Joker is literally having a game of Monopoly with the elementary kids at amity park (the kids couldn't bother, they've saw scarier things they handled scarier things) cue Joker giving the kids a hundred dollars because he lost.
This is just one of my what if prompts, that i got locked up in a vault. Might delete this later who knows.
#dc x dp#dp x dc#dp x dc crossover#dpxdc#dc x dp crossover#dp x dc fanfic#dp x dc prompt#dpdc#Joker and Jack certainly does the dramatic airport scene#where very close friends meet each other again after so many years and run up to each other and hug while bawling their eyes out#yeah thats them add them falling dramatically to the ground still in each other's arms#Joker presents the kids with a PowerPoint presentation to why villainy is the way to go and better wages#he almost convinced them#Maddie helps Joker create a new toxin#they bond over that very sadistically its overwhelming#this was made at the crack of dawn#Literally#Oh btw they did the airport scene in slowmo#With the dramatic orchestra background music#Joker is screaming and crying for the lost 500 dollars
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sir why are you gardening in your wing tips? 😭
#he’s so clueless#i love him#gardening at the crack of dawn#like only a maniac would#irvin newell#ts4#ts4 gameplay#newell gen 1#gameplay#the newells#the sims 4#n
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supermassive games experience is like
playthrough 1: fuck everything up
playthrough 2: do not fuck ANYTHING up
playthrough 3: fuck everything up (on purpose)
#gifset of emma bout to explode into a werewolf reminded me i still need to put those kids into the meat grinder#i'm going to kill all of you. prommy ����#ok (cracks knuckles)#until dawn#the quarry#dark pictures anthology#man of medan#little hope#the devil in me#house of ashes#supermassive games#<- please read with the speed and intensity of someone rattling off side effects at the end of a medicine commercial
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but you can’t touch me (if you love me)
misamo & fem!reader // filth so minors dni
“you know better than to move sweet girl, now stay still”
when you agree to your girlfriends to a bet, you knew better than to push it to the limits. you knew that your girlfriends are the competitive kind, the one that can leave you wondering what dormant devil lies underneath them
you still however lost the bet, and that’s why when one of them enters the room, you wonder if this is where they will start getting their reward.
“good morning my princess!” sana smiles, her energy always unmatched in the morning “i brought you some coffee down the block to start this friday morning”
“thank you sweetheart” you don’t argue when she sits on your lap, and starts kissing you, giggling in between the kisses “don’t you have to go to a photo shoot soon?”
“i do” sana’s hands grab the back of your neck to connect her into a more messy kiss “but my turn is still later this afternoon. i want to have fun with you first”
you work from home, staying cozy in your own makeshift office room, giving her a surge of confidence of what she wants to do. she moves her hands to unbutton your blouse before running them on your chest and tummy, lightly scratching her way down and going back up to do it again and again.
“so cute” sana is a meanie when it comes to teasing you, always managing to turn any of you into a stuttering mess “so fucking cute. gosh i love messing you up”
“sweetie” you’re head is spinning, but it’s still work hours and you’re pretty sure she might be late to work “sweetheart i have a meeting in 10”
“fine i’ll let you go” sana gives you another kiss and fixes your blouse, her hands tracing your fading marks on your neck and collarbone “but i expect good pictures later”
even if sana left to go to work, her teasing comes in form of texts that render your brain into mush in between those zoom meetings.
i miss you princess
i miss making you messy n all worked up for me :((
sweetheart you would be good girl and wait for us right?
you can only sigh and continue to work, as you weren’t allowed to touch yourself or do anything that will help you unless one of them is there
it was after your lunch break that you finally got what you needed
momo is one of the more, generous ones when it comes to bed. just let her hands roam everywhere on your body as she fucks you then it’s all good
“hi baby” you kiss her when she’s behind you, letting you tend to your work on your computer screen “how was work”
“missed you” she pouts, tugging you to your shared bedroom and unto the bed “do you have do some work?”
before you can even reply, she’s already kissing you, pinning you down and effectively trapping you there
“baby i still have to finish something” you try to complain but it falls on deaf ears as momo turns the kisses into a messy make out session
“don’t care” she mumbles while kissing you, her hands already disregarding both of your clothes “got to have you now”
you let her have you, in all ways that makes her happy and makes you feel good. her mouth everywhere on your body as you grip the sheets to keep yourself grounded. her hands playing with your clit, sending you shivering and moaning at the pleasure. her strap, her fucking goddamn strap, is ready and on her. so fucking ready to fuck you deep
“baby” you call out, thighs shaking as she plunges her fingers into you, preparing for what is about to come next “baby come on please”
“please what?” momo circles her tougne around your clit before sucking it, making you scream out in pleasure
“fuck! please just fuck me with your strap mommy!” you give in, already throwing out the rest of your dignity out the window
“that’s what i wanted to hear” momo pulls out her fingers before lining up the strap unto your pussy. she lets you grind unto it before slowly pushing it in
“you look so pretty like this” momo moans as she sinks down, the strap effectively stretching you out “you look so good being stretched out for me”
“mommy” you moan out, letting her hands play with your breasts as you bottom out on her strap “fuck mommy you feel so good”
“yeah?” momo grunts, starting out slowly to help you adjust with the feeling “feel so full don’t you pretty girl? so full of my cock”
that immediately goes straight to your brain as she starts to move a bit faster, her hips starting to gain a sense of rhythm that makes you melt against the sheets
“hngg–ugh–fuck!” you feel your hands twitch against you, seemingly wishing to grab onto momo. she notices it before you can even move
“nuh-uh baby” momo taunts, grabbing both of your hands and pinning it above you head “no touching remember?”
right, the whole reason why you lost the bet is because you couldn’t keep your hands to yourself
“please” you beg as you begin to feel your thighs shake, your back arch, your “please mommy let me cum”
momo grins and starts to move at her fastest and hardest, slipping one of her hands to rub on your clit that sends you screaming
you let go loudly, sure that whoever your neighbors are, they can hear you and will probably file a complaint tomorrow. it takes you a full minute to even regain your focus on momo, who’s diligent to help you clean up and do some aftercare
“good job baby you did so good” momo coos and helps you come down from your high, rubbing her hands on your sides to help you calm down “so proud of you baby for taking me so well”
“thank you” you gasp, the amount of energy taken from you already showing its signs as your eyes start to close “cuddle with me at least?”
“always baby” momo wraps your arms around you, whispering soft nothings as you drift off into sleep
though it doesn’t take long for you to wake up again, when mina’s having the time of her life eating you out
“hmmph–m-mina�� you call out, her eyes drinking you up as she sucks on your clit “hngg-oh g-gods why are you so–hng-fuck!–so good at that”
“hello my love” mina sing songs, inserting two fingers to replace her mouth “i think i’ll take my reward right now so be a good slut and take what i’ll give you”
mina is a lot of things and maybe that’s why she loves to make you feel a lot of things. first making you orgasm on her fingers, then on her thigh, then on her face and then now she’s pounding you down on the bed with her own strap.
so yeah she likes making you feel a lot of things, that’s why whenever you are with her, overstimulation is bound to happen.
“not enough” mina moans as she brings you up to your knees, and continues to fuck you, her arms helping you stay upright “i need you wailing and squealing for me”
“hngg-uggghhh-fuck!” your mind is nothing but a mess now, her dirty whispers and moans absolutely not helping you at all with this case
“that’s it” mina smirks as you continue you only let out moans and whimpers “that’s what i love to fucking hear”
mina’s thrusts sends you throwing your head back against her, the loud slapping echoing across the room that makes sana and momo drooling by the door
wait
sana and momo drooling by the door?
“fuck look at her” momo can’t take her eyes off the both of you, hypnotized by the way you beg mina to go harder with only broken moans “she’s taking mina so well”
“that’s not mina anymore” sana makes eye contact with mina, who smirks and makes a show of the new fresh marks she put on you “that’s sharon taking over”
“looks like we’ve got an audience” mina’s voice is nothing but mean and seductive that makes you almost weak on the knees “won’t you let them mark you up? hmm? will you be a good slut and let them play with you?”
you can’t even give a response before the other two join in the fun, their once shocked behavior replaced with a hunger of a predator that wants to play with their prey
momo is quick to latch unto your tits, her hands already all over your chest and tummy. sana prefers to messily kiss you, perfectly invading your senses and rendering you weak
“you look so good” sana praises you, even as the combined spit of both of you cover most of your jaw at this point “such a pretty obedient slut for us”
“fuck i can feel you shaking baby” mina pants, her thrusts not stopping even if her abs are burning “we need you to cum ok? just cum for us. make a fucking mess”
you don’t fully register it, but you were sure to give them what they want and more.
“good job sweetheart, you did such a good job” sana is quick to praise you, proud and a little bit shocked that you just squirted “let’s run you a bath hmm?”
“we’ll order some take out” momo kisses you softly, helping you melt in their arms “you did so good for us baby”
“our love deserves to be pampered tonight” mina sighs into your neck, kissing the fresh marks she added “so amazing for us”
#🫣don’t look at me i wrote this at the ass crack of dawn and went with it#i continued this after my 4 hours of sleep and after that it was just on and off writing 🤸��♀️#hirai momo#minatozaki sana#myoui mina#twice imagine#twice imagines#twice smut#twice x reader#hirai momo scenarios#hirai momo imagines#minatozaki sana scenarios#minatozaki sana imagines#myoui mina scenarios#myoui mina imagines#misamo
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Do rich people have to go to the DMV to renew their license? Like, would Bruce Wayne have to go to the DMV and wait in a long line for three hours with his 14 proofs of address, 3 different government issued IDs, birth certificate, and SSN card, only to get yelled at for not having a notarized statement from his 7th grade English teacher attesting to his completion of the Iowa basics that year that the website definitely told him he should have had, why didn't he read the instructions on the website? Because that would make me feel better if I knew Batman had to do it too.
#batman#lmao#wish me luck im going in at the crack of dawn tomorrow#ive got the whole list of shit#im expecting to be yelled at for not renewing online#i will not pay a doctor to do a vision test when the dmv does it for free#bite me new york state
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what if NMJ just poofs into an owl when qi deviations loom tho
Bonus from a later reblog:
FWUMP
#turning nmj into an owl to incite brother shenanigans :3#he has three didis and he can't get them to FIT under his wings!! he can't protect them!#you YEET the da-ge?? you yeet him like the soda can???#JAIL FOR HUAISANG#lil bro is a bird-lover u know he'd be delighted#and overly invested in teaching da-ge how to fly via flap power#until the owl sleep schedule conflicts with canary song-time and da-ge is chasing his songbirds around at the ass-crack-of-dawn o'clock#it'll wear off eventually no worries chifeng zun#buuuuut u keep losing ur temper? then u keep poofing into a flying feathery marshmallow bird that has to hack up pellets#giving chifeng zun the power to be a flying pillow with claws that can double in size and make people piss themselves with demon screeches#he gets to keep his mind intact but he has to be a bird first and suffer indignities#such as various brothers needing soft owl hugs Right Now#altho the ability to harass and prank a-holes and blame it on owl brain is a perk#jgs says something in-character and owl-nmj swoops him and Yoinks some jewlery#nie mingjue#nie huaisang#nie brothers#lan xichen#jin guangyao#zewu jun#chifeng zun#lianfang zun#mdzs#the untamed#fanart
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