#NOT EVEN YOUR BAE
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To me the coolest thing about Nightmare Time is that every song parodies a different genre and it always works. Tear-jerking ballad? We got that. Death metal? We got that. That one egregiously catchy song your youth pastor played to you at church camp? VIRGINITY ROCKS JUST TUCK IT AWAY NEVER TOUCH ANYONE ANYONE
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rye in the sheltered glade with evka and antoine after destroying the blight eruption with unholy amounts of alchemical fire, looking Directly at lucanis studying a flower as it emerges undaunted from the thousand year horrors of the blight with all the guileless wonder and fascination of a little boy: yeah that's uh. wow. that is beautiful actually. this kind of does change everything doesn't it
#first and foremost and always. a simp. antoine and rye handshake meme: when bae 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰#dragon age#dragon age: the veilguard#dragon age: the veilguard spoilers#dragon age spoilers#lucanis dellamorte#oc: Ellaryen Ingellvar#rook x lucanis#rookanis#also I am getting several of davrin and lucanis' dumbest little banters right after that. so the feeling#that the mood is just. sort of buoyant and giddy afterwards and the best boys squad are having a good silly day. *whisper* perfect#I've brought them out together so much over the course of the game I can't believe I haven't had lucanis in his absolute troll era yet#one starts to *kind* of see where illario might have been coming from a little bit dhfksjfha (that's a lie lucanis get behind me#it's your maker-given right to be an annoying little shit sometimes)#that camera zoom in on lucanis though? a death blow aimed specifically at me and my person#davrin in the background gazing up at the tree that's grown strong roots and stands tall and proud even in difficult ground. also v good#good party to bring to this (honestly ALL of the characters slot in here and feel very meaningful it's uh. almost like#they're doing something thematically that threads through the whole game and all of the characters. imagine!)
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Brooooo, why did Capcom make Luis so damn fine? Like every scene he's in makes my heart flutter and doooooon't get me started on the look he gives you in the shooting range...
#oh leon honey you got some competition coming your way#like in og re4 luis was bro#but now he's bae#husband status even... which would make me a widow#😒😒😒#( for once can my fictional spouses live til the end... FOR ONCE!? )#luis serra#re4: remake#(#luis sera navarro#resident evil 4#re4#resident evil 4 remake#)#capcom#1up#shut up kylee
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local man's idol-husband concept contradicts itself, forced to become your mom instead
#tbzinc#jacob bae#the boyz#useroro#userhaknew#meltracks#wabisarah#tuserchrissy#jacob#tbz#bae joonyoung#*ambiv.gif#sorry i had so much fun with this set like. the third gif. the caption.#also btw he's YOUR mom but he's MY husband. hope that clears things up 😇 (just kidding ofc we can all share him <3 his love is infinite)#like they LITERALLY voted him most husband-shaped member and yet he cant even be one!!! 2nd gif is TECHNICALLY fake subs bc he doesnt#even manage to say it aloud the grammar just implies it KSDJFLDSFJJ poor guy is stuck between a rock and a hard place
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LMAOOOOOO NOT THE MUDFLAT MAN POWER RANGERS TRANSFORMATION I'M WHEEZING I CANNOT BREATHEEEEEE 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
#moeum pls stay clowning even in your dreams 🤡🤡🤡🤡#she's so fkn hilarious bwahahahhaa#jung mo eum the true mvp#love next door#엄마 친구 아들#kdrama#tvn drama#netflix drama#jung mo eum#kang dan ho#kim ji eun#yoon ji on#bae seok ryu#choi seung hyo#jung so min#jung hae in
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The proposal scene was so intimate and cute ughhhhh it genuinely had me giggling and kicking my feet 😭
The writers better cook and I mean COOK for Seung hyo and Seok ryu’s lovey dovey scenes! They better convince us that their pairing is the better one
#bae Seok ryu looked SO happy ugh#her eyes were sparkling and she didn’t even hesitate to say yes and put her hand out so that he’d put the ring on her#Choi Seung hyo you better step up your game#love next door
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I do appreciate that jyp went lets put a group together exclusively of weird girls. I do enjoy it. And I do love them.
#even the members i didnt think are too weird to begin are p weird#and its not like that idol faux weirdness in bae lily and haewons case its frequently like oh youre so odd (positive)
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The urge to draw girl Jeri was too strong guys, go on without me- /j
#nightmare time#nightmare time 2#abstinence camp#girl jeri#starkid#team starkid#guys girl Jeri could literally give me a speech about abstinence and i would listen to every bit of it#she has enchanted me with her ginger hair#VIRGINITY ROCKS JUST TUCK IT AWAY NEVER TOUCH ANYONE ANYONE NOT EVEN YOUR BAE-
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at probably three quarters of the way through the main storyline of my time at sandrock, if not further, i have chosen my romance and my boo is dreaming of wedding bells...
so i finally upgraded my house from the one-room shack you start out with. 😅 in just under a week in-game i went from a tiny hovel able to fit barely more than a single bed to a lovely two-story cottage with individuated foyer, great room, master bedroom, kitchen, loft room, front balcony, and back balcony-porch.
secret story arc unlocked: interior design master.
#my house is SO FUCKIN CUTE#and my yard is so damn organized#now i just gotta wait for that little masked weirdo to roll into town on the 20th so i can buy a damn engagement ring and lock down my bae#my time at sandrock#putting your house and decorations together seems SO tedious until you're doing it#and then you are suddenly an exacting motherfucker with a specific and eclectic style#in my defense it's hardly worth even trying to do at all until you have an assload of money
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This had me legitimately crying like OH MY GOD between rumple giving one last love confession to belle and then he and bae?
I don't know which part had me crying more.
Bae being heartbroken about losing his papa even though he was still mad. That was an awesome line because usually it's like "I'm sorry" "it's okay" but begrudgingly.
This was genuine with bae's emotions. And rumples.
Great let's add cora to the Heartbreakers club.
Bitch.
"I'll take your baby"
"You only get your own child and any child I have Wong be yours."
Okay but that makes me think that not only did they totally fuck, but that regina could be rumple's. Because I can see cora using rumple's own double speak to trick him.
God I hope him nd regina don't start Mackin on one another later. This show has enough mommy and daddy issues.
Okay this is a sad scene and all, but rumple and his sluttly little elbow garter?
Next episode!
Who the fuck is the kid and the dad? Who else has present parents in fairy tales? Most of em die off or are already dead.
I love how devilishly happy regina is.
"And that's how I met your mother."
Henry is a perceptive kid, how perceptive are 11 year Olds?
#the “sweetheart I'm dying” had me sniffling#the “you make me wanna go back to the best version of me.” had me sobbing#i fucking love them#and the still rocky but healing moment with bae? i cant even do that with my mom#'this girl is the nastiest skank bitch do not trust her' rumple about cora in his burn book#i like the headcanon of him being secretly Regina's dad#but i really hope they dont start getting together later on#i can both respect and hate cora's taking her heart out decision#because yes rumple and regina would be weaknesses for her heart#but your child shoukd have all of your heart#rumple's slutty elbow garter is gonna kill me#he's such a snazzy old man#i love henry#rumplestiltskin#belle#belle x rumple#ouat rumple#belle ouat#rumbelle#baelfire#neal cassidy#cora mills#regina mills#henry mills#ouat#lem watches ouat#once upon a time#mr. gold
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"I know all of your mischiefs in this game of love but you've settled in my heart"
Chenleee 😭😭😭
Can i get the name of this song tho im invested 😭😭
I dont think it's bollywood (imsorry if im wrong or sound stupid and i hope i dont offend you) but i used to watch this tamil movie called "3"? It was pretty sad but the acting from the two main leads were so damn good idk but your nct as bollywood songs just reminded me of that movie (again im sorry if this came off like i was generalizing the whole of india i swear im not im just dumb and bad at geography and the in-depth knowlege of race even my own tbh)
chill chill chill babe that's okay ahhahaha dont worry you did nothing wrong chill you never need to apologize to me 💗💗💗💗
OH THE SONG I USED FOR CHENLE IS THIS (my mum loves this song too btw)
boyfriend reveal btw we made it official rn
anyways the movie 3 you are talking about yeah i didnt know it since im form the northern part of the country so i dont know many tamil films (southern part) but i just looked it up and i at least happen to know the actors so im pretty sure the movie would have been a great one to watch too they're both extremely incredible!! plus a psychological drama so yeahhhhhh.. did you like the movie??
#ash#chenle#chenle and bae dont even make up a decent ship name tho#chill you're sending an ask to your friend not the potus chill 💖💗
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well. f*ck
#tv: the worst of evil#the worst of evil#wi ha joon#wi ha jun#ji chang wook#im se mi#kdrama#local gay watches TWOE (and ships everyone within sight).txt#local gay watches k-dramas.txt#sure you'll kill for your boss but if you don't indirectly kill the guy that your boss sent to do a background check on your wife what#are you really doing with your life#f*ck this fr Jun Mo what do you plan to do with the phone. tf do you plan to do with the phone bitch Ki Cheol's private investigator#cannot just drop off the map like that ffs#and i have to wait another week to see how long he can keep this sh*t up. to see if Jung Bae even made it out of that f*cking elevator#to see if Ki Cheol is going to keep zeroing in on Eui Jeong or if he won't figure everything out before the ep 1 intro goes down#fml this is why i don't watch airing shows in this genre usually rip
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What if Ging is right, and Don Freecss IS alive, but he's actually got this creepy as hell "Zobae" disease
I'm in the "Ging is looking for Don Freecss" boat myself, he seems to think highly of him if nothing else. I imagine Ging would be horrified to discover Don having turned into some kind of nightmarish, zombie-like creature after finally finding him on the Dark Continent. This wouldn't be the first time he's made assumptions through rose colored glasses after all. Imagine if Don attacked Ging! That'd just be tragic.
#would also explain why the west edition hasn't been found#imagine itd be hard to write whrn youre a literal zombie#aint nothing bae about Zobae disease#hxh#hxh theory#?#does anyone even use that tag#ging freecss
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How would Alpha!Kreese react to getting Omega!Daniel pregnant? Maybe they have a shitty relationship, or are just fucking, but would Kreese step up and claim Daniel as his mate? I find it hard to believe he would just abandon him. He'd still probably be a real shitty Alpha to him, until he realizes that hey! He actually really likes the Omega for some reason. Would Kreese be excited at having a possible future Alpha?
Maybe Daniel threatens to leave him, pup or not and that brings Kreese to his senses.
Ooh. If it was not a healthy relationship then Daniel wouldn't even entertain the idea of being with Kreese long term.
But maybe Daniel has always wanted kids, and hey. He's looking at this as a gift. Regardless of if he has a reliable alpha.
I think Daniel tells Kreese, more or less to be polite.
"hey. You've got a theoretical kid."
Maybe they're in those stages between strange self destructive fuck buddies and regular fuck buddies? They've started to realize that there are things they genuinely enjoy about each other that they never expected.
But Kreese, even if he doesn't think he cares about Daniel, won't be having a bastard child. He would want any child to be wanted. And Kreese wasn't expecting it. Is shocked. He doesn't know if he can or should do this. But Daniel wants it. And Kreese would be lying if he said it didn't appeal to him.
Maybe, he thinks, they could work out some co-parenting situation?
He would still have a crisis over Daniel being unclaimed though.
I tend to view Kreese as wanting to put a ring on it, but if we come at this from an even less stable position, maybe he would be happy to just have a part in the child's life.
I wonder if Daniel would want his child to know about their other father? I feel like he would feel it was only fair. But also that he would want to protect them from his own complicated past.
I think that Kreese would definitely prefer an alpha child but he would also be okay with having a beta child. It's not that he wouldn't love an omega child, but it would be a large shift to his world view.
Kreese can see that Daniel has the potential to be a good omega mate. Daniel is just stubborn and hard headed. Kreese never expected this, but he's sure he can morph Daniel into a better omega.
Imagine Kreese determined to train Daniel into a proper omega.
There's also the possibility that we could go full angst and Kreese would force a bonding upon Daniel before Daniel was ready. 👀👀
Daniel would be heart broken. But maybe Kreese would make it his mission to woo Daniel's inner omega?
After he claimed him of course.
Daniel would be so upset. He would be furious. Because now he's linked to Kreese in a way he never meant to be and Kreese didn't even ask! The thought of being a stay at home omega popping out kids for John makes him panic.
Daniel isnt even actually fighting him, he's just crying and slapping at him hysterically. John has to hold him to the bed to get him to calm down.
Maybe John really does try in his own way? It's just that his way and Daniel's way don't mesh as well as he had hoped.
Eventually they figure some sort of mostly happy and healthy relationship out, but the first few years are tough.
(I'm thinking possible manipulation tactics like love bombing and limiting Daniel's social circle, etc.)
Tldr: uno reverse card. Omega Daniel who wants to single dad it and Kreese who won't let Daniel go. 👀
#cw abo#cw dubcon#Lakreese#bordering on non con if you look at it#sorry i wrote this when i was half asleep last night#i want. angst.#oops i accidentally just wrote john as terry lol#which is giving me All the Lakreese brain worms#because logically i knew that the villian role was written for marty#and terry was introduced to fill in#ilu terry youre my bae#but alternate universe where kreese was the one who karate bdsm'd Daniel?#how would that even work. Daniel didn't trust him as far as he could throw him at that point in canon#a nonny mouse#i an still working my way through prompts and asks btw#cw emotional manipulation#possibly#just playing with the ide#👀👀👀
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officially titled "Lonely God", an ASMR with Barbatos!Venti, featuring a couple of short original MIDI music tracks, as well as soft breeze and bird sounds, has been posted!
"Thank you... aha... you've been awfully accommodating to a lonely old Archon."
#Genshin Impact#Genshin#ASMR#Venti#Barbatos#MY SWEET BABY HE IS SO VERY LONELY!!!!#I got a bug up my ass about finishing this even tho I'm not where I wanna be on my Kuro blog yet#it was nearly finished I just had to slap some sound effects in and I needed a break from Kuro for a sec haha#here u go n'y'all!!! get your regularly scheduled (AHAHAHA) dose of Bar-bae-tos! <3#SoundCloud
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nmt song ranking because i’m procrastinating <3 it's purely based off of the music itself (aka spotify) not the video. obviously just my opinion, i'm chill if you're chill.
25) honey queen. idk i skip it every time.
24) killer track. samesies.
23) perky's buds. i think you get the way this is working.
22) the nibbly ditty. i forgot it existed and was so confused about what song it was.
21) forever and always. i don't mind love songs most of the time but this one was just boring to me.
20) one thousand eyes. when i ranked nmt1, this one was last, so at least it's now beating one of them?
19) queen b. controversial, i know. but i just personally don't vibe with it. and that's okay!!!
18) young at heart. i didn't really vibe with it at first but it's grown on me a little.
17) hatchetfield ape-man. idk.
16) latte hatte. depends on my mood. some days i bop to it, some days i skip it.
15) use it or lose it. a vibe! would have been higher if it wasn't for the techno voice thingo.
14) the witch in the web. super pretty <3
13) nightmare time theme. i feel like this is super low but i love all the songs above it too much so???
12) nightmare time theme (cover version). a banger.
11) peanuts!. slightly annoying at times but also a bop.
10) next time. it's really beautiful and nostalgic.
9) snoozle town. this one has grown on me so much, i think it was fairly low on my nmt1 ranking? it's actually really nice.
8) the blinky song. absolute bop??? for no reason???
7) the web i spin for you. what can i say, it's super catchy.
6) time bastard. the top 6 are all super close so i'm still honestly not 100% on their exact rankings, but this is super vibey and kim whalen appreciation post.
5) run away with me. kim whalen appreciation post part 2.
4) yellow jacket. makes me want to go feral (in the best way possible).
3) axe man. corey and bryce popped off so hard!!! godbless!!!
2) jane's a car. my top 5 is very nmt2 dominated, but this is such a good song. it actually makes me want to learn how to drive.
and 1) virginity rocks. i have no defence, it's simply the boppiest bop to ever exist.
#VIRGINITY ROCKS! JUST TUCK IT AWAY!#NEVER TOUCH ANYONE ANYONE NOT EVEN YOUR BAE#i should do a full hatchetfield ranking some time
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