#NORMAL. NORMAL ABT IT

[blackmoldmp3]

dont have to give myself a new mental disorder but many many ocd things ring true lol

[theres-rue-for-you]

my brother works on a boat so when he rants about his job I can’t take it seriously because he keeps angrily referring to his boss as “captain”. like sorry ur having 19th century sailor problems my guy

[stealingpotatoes]

i love my cat but he is very fond of trickery

[marshmellowed]

every time.

[gumy-shark]

made a beautiful google slides infographic in 60 seconds on why u should Fucking Vote

[esmeraldablazingsky]

honestly i have to kinda disagree with that post thats like “being knightcore doesnt mean pro monarchy just swear ur undying loyalty to ur bff or ur crush or smth”

no. thats not what makes it sexy. either grapple with your beloved master’s role as a symbol of the state or choose to ignore it entirely and remain their loyal hound to whatever end, uncaring of the structures of power which you serve. become naught but a blade, the burden of your choices left to settle in the hand that wields you. it’s not about being besties forever it’s about OWNERSHIP and DUBIOUS MORALITY and FRANKLY QUESTIONABLE POWER DIFFERENTIALS

[hinamie]

post-graduation trip airport looks

[jaradraws]

[danijaci]

double standard w/ sunday

based on @harmonysanreads fic! Y'know the neuron activation meme???? yeah,,, that's what actually happened when I stumbled on her post qwqwqwq

TYYY @harmonysanreads FOR YOUR SERVICEEE

[guiltandrecourse]

[comes crawling out of the podcast covered in blood] its really good you should listen

[hypnoticreport]

glados rescuing chell from being blown into space, waiting anxiously for her to wake up and being SO relieved to find she's alright... glados calling chell her best friend then immediately remembering she needs to be under at least twelve layers of emotional repression to function, sending chell off to the surface because she misses how frictionless and uncomplicated her life was before they met... telling chell that killing her would be an unnecessary effort then immediately exposing an unarmed chell to an army of turrets only to have them perform a song glados composed (which translates from italian (romantic language) to) "goodbye, my dear" instead of easily dispatching of her, giving chell her freedom AND a companion cube to accompany her, THEN singing a breakup song about how badly she wants to forget about chell so she can stop having a conscience and feeling so bad... portal 2 toxic yuri hall of fameeeeeeeee

[asexual-shelly]

whatever. go, my dandlers...

FINALLY SOME ART FOR AN AU IVE BEEN WORKING ON!!!!! YIPEEEEEE!!!!!!!! So tl;dr Twisted Modes like an alternate game mode designed to be a form of 'hard mode', where the play styles for each toon have been muddied or completely changed to offer a completely different experience for players. The premise is that the toons are like a remnant of previous games, its based upon the clone theory so each individual toon has their own story and lore separate from the others (though there are exceptions for a few characters!). Also the AU is written in a way that's meant to semi-emulate the game itself which is why the stats and alternate abilities are listed, expect more gameplay aspects to be given in the future bc i love coming up with gameplay mechanics 😈

The chars here aren't all of the ones planned btw I wanna make another sheet when I can, feel free to ask questions tho ill be happy to answer ^^ pleasepleasepleasepleaseplea

[dogwithaflog]

need sex where its just a fistfight with a guy and we dont even do anything sexual we just beat the fuck out of each other and get hard about it

[darkrootmushies]

Lazy pizza guy……

[yootato]

mr silver fox once again <3