#NONE OF ITS REAL
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i know a lot of people like to make fun of young queer people who use a bunch of microlabels and engage in niche or "cringe" aesthetics but im gonna be so honest, i love them so much. i 100% was that kid and while now i don't really use or think about any of the labels i used back then, that doesn't make that time any less valuable and valid (and it doesn't make someone less valid if they do keep using that terminology into their adult life!). queer kids who are figuring themselves out and are learning about new fun words for genders and pronouns and sexualities deserve to run wild and be loud and happy and not carry and be impacted by the shame that many of us have been taught to hold.
my cousin is a year younger than how old i was when i first realized i was queer and they've vaguely known they were queer for a couple years now. personally, i think that's pretty awesome. recently they've gotten into the very stereotypical scene kid aesthetic and i make a point to compliment them on it every time i see them. almost every time i see them they have a new adjustment as to how they view their gender/sexuality and i always tell them that that's really cool and i give them a hug. recently they told me they have a boyfriend and listed like 3 separate labels as to how he defines his gender and i asked them if i was remembering the definitions of all those words correctly (which i was because, like i said, i was that kid lol).
it's just all these small things that seem so trivial or "weird/cringe" that so many people look down on queer kids for engaging in and i'll never understand it. i think it is so unbelievably cool that these people are figuring themselves out and finding new terms and identities and things that they can be and they're just so excited by it. being excited by queerness is cool! wanting to engage in niche subcultures is cool! allowing yourself to be who you are in that moment without the worrying guilt of having to get it "right" is wonderful and awesome and cool and how it should be!! please do not teach the queer kids to be ashamed of themselves in a time where they should be able to run wild and figure out their identities in a way that truly makes them happy!!!!
#sorry for rambling but this is something im genuinely very passionate about#theres this idea of “oh theyll grow out of it”#okay and??#something something “show me a permanent state of self”#and even more infuriating is the idea of “they make the queer community look bad by having all these microlabels!!”#or “those labels/sexualities/genders arent real!"#fun fact buddy#gender and sexuality and even LANGUAGE#ISNT REAL#NONE OF ITS REAL#ITS ALL SOCIALLY CONSTRUCTED FICTIONAL CONCEPTS#IT MAKES NO SENSE TO WANT OTHER PEOPLE TO PLAY BY THESE FICTIONAL RULES YOU MADE UP FOR THESE FICTIONAL CONCEPTS#also cishet people aren't gonna respect you any more as a queer person just because you're one of the “normal” ones#and if they do. boy oh boy i have news for you.#they never respected you and your queerness in the first place#the purpose of queerness is not and never has been to be palatable#it is about being yourself and self expression and radical acceptance of the full range of human gender and sexuality#it is about finding joy in the very thing that people deem you an outcast for being#will these kids likely “grow out of it”? yes but that doesnt make their experiences any less real and true and valuable#imo queer kids exhibit one of the most true forms of queerness which is self-discovery#the way they radically embrace this thing about themselves they are largely taught to feel shame for is beautiful and commendable#we should honestly all be learning from them#and also supporting them!! this is a very crazy stage of life! let queer kids in your life know you love and support them!!#in every stage of their journey!!!#sorry ive been having a very rambly day today#but i just think about this every time i see my cousin#and i see myself in them and i know how awful i felt bc i had no one who cared/supported me in that#and i just want to make sure they have at least one person#who they know thinks theyre cool as fuck and is on their side 100%#also my cousin thinks im cool! which is crazy!! and i wouldve gone WILD if i knew that someone i thought was cool that *I* was cool!!!
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okay the whole vase is great but something about Helen sitting on Aphrodite's lap as she wraps one arm around her shoulder and brushes her leg with her hand, staring into her eyes like that... as she is persuading Helen to go with Paris (while Peitho aka persuasion stands behind them) is so incredibly iconic.
and gay. toxic yuri, if you will.
#helen of sparta#aphrodite#greek mythology#greek vase#not pictured is nemesis pointing at them in outrage#(which is the only time so far i've found helen + nemesis together on a vase... I think about that all the time ToT its all so SAD)#anyway. I consider aphrodite labelling helen as 'the most beautiful woman in the world' to be her opinion. of course she's-#- the goddess of beauty/love so that's sounds obvious but. also consider... it's *her* opinion. aka her choice who she finds hot.#aka sapphic gay lesbian yuri whatever you want to call it helen x aphrodite is real and alive and there's nothing you can do to stop it#none of this 'they were really good friends' helen's sitting in a goddess' lap ffs. have you even read the iliad book 3?? read it again.#it's actually called the yuriliad. bet you didn't know that huh /j#i'll stop rambling (for now)#edit: im looking at these tags a day later and wow i really went for it huh. anyway i'm keeping them it's all true 🧡🤍🩷
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Having now seen Dandandan I can confirm my sibling was right all along
These are the same guy
#not blorbo poll#dandadan#danny phantom#btw did you know that none of the ghosts in danny phantom are people who died?#apparently its cannon that even the ones that claim to have been real living people at some point just- arent#they are all just aliens that happen to have the powers humans associate with ghosts
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Slip-Up
#i put way too much effort than intended hhh#I LOVE DRAWING BDAY ART... ITS A SHAME NONE OF THE BOYS HAVE A CANON BIRTH DATE#but yeah this is how i imagine how Soap and Gaz would learn bout Ghost's bday cuz bitch nEVER SHARES#also ngl... this is also based on real life exp HSAHSHASH MY SHS FRIENDS FORGOT MY BIRTHDAY CUZ WE WERE SO STRESSED ABOUT MIDTERMS#they bought me a small cupcake with a candle and this sort of blueberry cheesecake and it was so good!!#my art#2023#call of duty#call of duty: modern warfare#call of duty: modern warfare ii#call of duty: modern warfare iii#cod#codmw#codmwii#codmwiii#modern warfare#mw2#mw3#ghost#soap#gaz#simon ghost riley#johnny soap mactavish#kyle gaz garrick#task force 141#tf141#141#art#fanart#digital art
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some femclair stuff
#limbus company#sinclair lcb#egg cracking icon so on and so forth#none of this is even remotely canon lmao i picked that fleck of dust worth of subtext and ran with it#everyone go home this has a target audience of one (me)#for what its worth i want her to be real so bad#sketch#traditional stuff#this is so terrifically self indulgent lmao#fret not i shant tag lcb after this#if you want more of her you can just look at the#femclair#<- that tag. personal tag for her#or if ur a follower. you will see more of her i promise
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Day 7: Shimmer!
Ok I know this one is a stretch, but when I thought shimmer I thought Mirages. But by the time I got to coloring I forgot? So I rendered it completely and then was like “wait. It was supposed to be in daytime.” But I didn’t want to redo it
So
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#AND YES I KNOW NONE OF THOSE THINGS WOULD BE IN FRAME#ITS AN ILLUSION#ITS NOT REAL#IM SORRY#art#hermitober#hermittober#daily drawing#digital art#hermitcraft#desert duo#monopoly mountain#sand land#3rd life#my art#robowren art
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finished tpn
#no words none absolutely no words go read it right now#maybe because its like almost 2 am right now and im so sleep deprived but i wanted to just finish it i sobbed real tears#i dont cry while reading manga or watching anime like. ever#ending got me man. was not expecting that#tpn#the promised neverland
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fucked up dickjay where they have a 24/7 roleplay that dick had molested jason when he was robin. they slip into it without thinking. they've been doing it for long enough that they have a whole series of intricate lore associated with it. events that never happened that they reference while fucking. that they reference even while just sitting on the couch next to each other. "remember how much fun we had that time bruce went out of town for two weeks and dropped you off with me? when i told you that you had no where else to go?" "remember how you tried to drown me in the tub? how you held me down until i gave in?"
#they both just roll with whatever the other person says no matter how vile it is#i think they should live together so that they have the time and circumstances to do it more often#none of it happened but their game about it all never stop. and at a certain point it feels real#they don't ever talk about it outside of doing it. there's no discussion of 'why is this fun for me?' 'what do i get out of this?'#bc that would break the bubble they're building around themselves.#these guys have never heard of a safeword or rack or anything of that sort. they're just playing pretend. how bad could that be?#dickjay#the actual amount of danger involved in the sex they're having should increase proportionally to the story they're co-creating#as it gets more dark so does their reality. but its all just for fun!
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What if the two worst guys in the whole world were madly in love with each other?
#ANOTHER ONE#(in that annoying meme voice)#hold on real tags ugh#death note#lawlight#light yagami#l lawliet#my art#l x light#light x l#anyway drew this while listening to my Halsey playlist from middle school#I love turning 13 again it feels great#ALSO colors by Halsey is so lawlight and NONE OF YOU are talking about it#like come onnnnn its soooo red and blue#AND NOW YOURE TEARING THROUGH THE PAGES AND THE INK? guys. its so good#also L smokes. soooooo that is ALSO in the song#get on my pre teen Halsey wave length please#I WAS RED AND YOU WERE BLUE COMEONNNNNN#okay sorry im listening to it while tagging whoops#also I literally did this sketch and rendered it from scratch THREE TIMES#it just wasn’t doing what I wanted.#even now im honestly not thrilled with soooo many parts I could write an essay#but I am giving up.#this is what giving up looks like xoxo
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in the category of things true in my heart: Steve has knocked out three of Pony's teeth rough housing, Soda has done the door n string trick to pull one out (pony TRIED to do this alone one time but he was too chicken to slam the door n two bit stuck up behind him n SLAMMED it n pony HOWLED like he'd been SHOT), n collectively as kids darry soda n pony helped pony get like four of his BARELY wiggly teeth out for cold hard tooth fairy cash
#every time steve knocked out of ponys teeth out pony would SCREAM#n it would always scare steve so bad#but darry would come in n take one look n be like man that tooth was about to come out either way pony HUSH#steve didnt knock out a permanent tooth it was a BABY one#ponys still losing his mind#man was NOT good with losing the baby teeth thing#by the time they were yanking ponys teeth out for money darry was old enough to know it wasnt real#but he knew that fucker would still get a quarter or two#so hes got his finger IN ponys mouth like CMON WE GOTTA HAVE ENOUGH CASH TO GET THAT NEW COMIC#(they get caught :()#also fun fact#i have a cousin thats 14 n still hasnt lost his last baby tooth#so pony could plausibly still have baby teeth by the time their parents die#which means darry gets to deal with the lovely experience of pony coming home with a mouth FULL of blood#n pouting so hard#bc he 'swallowed his thucking godthamn thooth'#darrys trying his best to be serious#its really only working a lil bit#the outsiders#ponyboy curtis#sodapop curtis#darry curtis#he loses a tooth one time with dallas n dallas cant even LOOK he finds that shit DISGUSTING#he takes him all the way home marching pony in front of him bc he cant stand to look or he'll vomjt#none of the boys let him live it down#dallas winston#steve randle#the outsiders 1983#two bit mathews#cw losing teeth
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House getting lectured by his bestie
#House MD#Gregory House#James Wilson#Hilson#by bestie I also mean boyfriend/husband/housewife#btw in this ep none of its real lol
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new fandom culture is interesting especially surrounding shipping. specifically with wicked why do so maybe fans think canon ships are the only legitimate or acceptable ones?
#we all know what happens in part 2 why do fiyeraba’s think that’s a gotcha? 😭#usually the better ships are the ones that arent canon#like fiyeros entire character is only there to support elphaba#he isnt complex enough for me to ship with anybody 😭#the two with a much deeper connection that ends in tragedy feel more romantic and real#long story short wicked is fanfiction of a fanfiction so you can’t be mad when its enjoyers make even more fanfiction#live a little!! whatever happened to fun???#also none of this is that serious to argue over :/#fiyero tigelaar#elphaba thropp#glinda upland#wicked movie#fiyeraba#wicked#gelphie
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breaking my silence on chess the musical to say that i would literally not give a fuck about this show if i thought it was good or fully successful at what it is saying. SORRY! i love how messy she is. i love how since 1984 and continuing to this very day people with entirely different perceptions of and opinions on the musical have attempted in their own ways to "make it good" by creating all these different versions with like notably different plots, characterization, and song order, and i love how fucking bad the vast majority of these are despite it all. i hope people keep trying to fix chess the musical forever and until the end of time. i hope no one ever figures it out. i want every currently living theatre director in existence to make their own version and for all these versions to come out on broadway at the same time, making that year's musical season entirely comprised of various different versions of the cold war chess musical by tim rice and half of abba. i want not only our greatest minds but also our middlest-of-the-road and worst minds to come up with their own conclusions as to why chess does not entirely work in its original form or any subsequent forms like to really think about it and yes i do want someone to dedicate their entire life to perfecting chess by releasing version after version after version until they die peacefully but still, as always, in the grips of obsession. i want marriages to be broken up. i want mental states to be shattered. i dream of this world
#it speaks!#ive said this on another platform but i dont like using that platform none of my friends are there. so you all get the expanded version.#pearl's chess rant: deluxe edition. and im not even finished.#i want at least one intrepid director to do what ppl do with shakespeare and set it in a completely different era ->#<- & change the central political conflict but not enough so its still like. well now this is about medieval feudalism why is it also ->#<- still about a chess proxy war ... that just makes no sense. it just doesnt make sense ........#'breaking my silence on chess the musical' sam knows i think about it still. but for the purposes of public appearance. you understand.#chessposting#chess the musical#<- real ones know i rarely maintag but i want all seven active chess fans to see this bc i need their insights
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im not going to lie i have an illuminati type theory that fanfiction has gotten so fucking bad recently as yet another consequence of the pandemic
#because like we all know how the pandemic caused fandom and a lot of more geeky things to become more mainstream#at least in the US#and thats why fandoms are so fucking shite now because everybody isnt weird and cant handle weird shkt#and also everybody stopped having reading comprehension too because of the sudden rapid uptick in content creation and such#like u guys already know what im talking about#theres a reason why i havent seen an actual meme in years#like im talking a real meme. have you seen anything even remotely close to what a meme was like before the pandemic?#its honestly a real shame because i feel like now saying meme feels kind of cringey but it was something genuinely uniting and a wonderful#cultural thing online back then but also maybe thats just my nostalgia coming in since i was a kid back then#but yeah i think as another consequence fanfiction has become significantly worse#because i dont know maybe im looking in the wrong places maybe its a natural development of my taste becoming#more refined#but i feel like its impossible to find good fanfiction these days#like hetalia ao3 has been notorious for sticking out as the only fandom ever that somehow has so much fanfiction and none of it is good#because even when i was in the oukibo trenches i found some good shit in there that id memorize like bible scriptures#but now it kinda feels like every fandoms ao3 is like the hetalia ao3#i thought it was just my taste refining further until i found one good fanfiction recently and IT LIKE#ITS NOT EVEN THAT GOOD. BUT YOU KNOW HOW THERES THAT TYPE OF FANFIC THAT IS JUST#COMPETENTLY WRITTEN AND THE CHARACTERS ARE IN CHARACTER#ITS NOTHING BEAUTIFUL OR SOMETHING YOUD BE LIKE OHHH THIS SHOULD BE A FINE LITERATURE PUBLISHED BOOK#BUT ITS GOOD#ITS A GOOD STORY THAT FEELS LIKE IT WAS WRITTEN BY SOMEONE WHO WATCHED THE SHOW#AND HAS ALL THE BASIC NEEDS TO BE A COMPELLING READ#LIKE DAMN I HAVENT READ SOMETHING LIKE THAT IN FOREVER#bc a lot of good fanfiction isnt the 400k novels that are intense and beautiful#i love those but there can only be so many of them#the majority are these fics that are fun as hell to read and sometimes even stretch to be like 50k words. but they're definately not#intense beautiful prose. it's a fun story made by a fan who wanted to explore an idea or make some scenarios#and i can never find that shit anymore#its always page after page of the most asinine shit with not even the general aura/sprinkle of anything pertaining to the og source in sight
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Someone please give me undiagnosed schizophrenic pandora rosier in the 70s (and possibly ocd or aspd evan rosier)
#i need someone to drop a fic that includes this so bad#this is real to me#its the 70s#none of them are getting diagnosed#bartys got bipolar disorder for sure#also hear me out#regulus a klepto with gad#pandora rosier#schizophrenic pandora#schizophrenia#evan rosier#barty crouch jr#regulus black#marauders#marauders era#no one's a bigger schizophrenic pandora truther than me#also i see regulus as more autistic but klepto with gad also speaks to me!#slytherin skittles#the pantheon
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Sprout, a single mother of two
#jinxedanubis#anuarts#Obviously leaving some parts out#cause I wont wanna draw all that#but it was very silly#loved these two/p#dw sprout#sprout seedly#sprout dw#dw flutter#flutter dw#flutter the butterfly#dw cosmo#cosmo dw#cosmo the pastry#dandys world#none of this is for shipping purposes#its based on real game events lol
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