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broareweabouttoviberightnow · 12 hours ago

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in the category of things true in my heart: Steve has knocked out three of Pony's teeth rough housing, Soda has done the door n string trick to pull one out (pony TRIED to do this alone one time but he was too chicken to slam the door n two bit stuck up behind him n SLAMMED it n pony HOWLED like he'd been SHOT), n collectively as kids darry soda n pony helped pony get like four of his BARELY wiggly teeth out for cold hard tooth fairy cash

#every time steve knocked out of ponys teeth out pony would SCREAM #n it would always scare steve so bad #but darry would come in n take one look n be like man that tooth was about to come out either way pony HUSH #steve didnt knock out a permanent tooth it was a BABY one #ponys still losing his mind #man was NOT good with losing the baby teeth thing #by the time they were yanking ponys teeth out for money darry was old enough to know it wasnt real #but he knew that fucker would still get a quarter or two #so hes got his finger IN ponys mouth like CMON WE GOTTA HAVE ENOUGH CASH TO GET THAT NEW COMIC #(they get caught :()#also fun fact #i have a cousin thats 14 n still hasnt lost his last baby tooth #so pony could plausibly still have baby teeth by the time their parents die #which means darry gets to deal with the lovely experience of pony coming home with a mouth FULL of blood #n pouting so hard #bc he 'swallowed his thucking godthamn thooth'#darrys trying his best to be serious #its really only working a lil bit #the outsiders #ponyboy curtis #sodapop curtis #darry curtis #he loses a tooth one time with dallas n dallas cant even LOOK he finds that shit DISGUSTING #he takes him all the way home marching pony in front of him bc he cant stand to look or he'll vomjt #none of the boys let him live it down #dallas winston #steve randle #the outsiders 1983 #two bit mathews #cw losing teeth

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