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you're dead
Huuh..?:(
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imagine an au where shen yuan transmigrates into a blank slate npc with very little system involvement, traveling around for a while until he's found by yue qingyuan and taken back to the sect because apparently shen qingqiu went missing around his transmigration period and shen yuan looks exactly like him, so it must be him, but then a few weeks later when he's just settled in on the peak and accepted his fate the real shen qingqiu shows up who was just on vacation and everyone forgot.
now there are two shen qingqiu's, one of whom is the real one and the other an amnesiac they gaslighted into believing he is shen qingqiu.
anyway—shen qingqiu has a new didi now!
#sorry this sounded really funny in my head#imagine going on vacation and then coming back to your clone whom your coworkers gaslighted into believing he is you#shen yuan going through a crisis cus he doesnt want to die horribly and then its not even him#also the confusion starts when sy introduces himself as ''shen yuan'' cus to yqy it's just ''shen'' qingqiu + yue qing''yuan'' = shen yuan#yqy: you are shen qingqiu#sy: that doesnt sound right but i dont know enough about myself to dispute it#sqq adopts sy as his new didi cus obvs his coworkers cant be trusted with him#luo binghe is just glad the new shizun can stay#but also imagine being yqy or mqf and telling this guy with amnesia hes sqq and then finding out hes not#and you gaslighted the poor guy into it#hilarious#svsss#shen qingqiu#shen yuan#luo binghe#yue qingyuan#scum villain's self saving system#scum villain
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Danny doesn't know he's the Ghost King, or that he's scaring the shit out of other people.
So, Danny and Jazz moved to Gotham for a new start in their life and un-life ( ignore that he and Jazz are rather young to be moving across the country, ignore that his parents died saving them from the GIW ). They've got an "ok" apartment, and a job at this cute little flower shop run by an eccentric "possibly former supervillains" lesbian couple.
He's even making friends with the ghosts. Like Richard and Mary Grayson (trapeze incident) who are teaching him to fight like a human, if Danny didn't know better he'd think they were stalking those vigilantes. or Dr. Hamish (killer clown?) who's helping Jazz with her studies.
Apparently some time before they met Danny they were just shades who couldn't even manifest, weird. There's also the weirdly active shades telling him where all the good spots to watch the city are and how to find the cheapest prices at stores.
Nobody knows what's wrong with this creepy kid. Every time some mugger even looks in the scrawny boy's direction their loved ones show up and yell at them until the kid's down the street.
Batman tried to investigate the potential meta until he saw his parents waving in a nearby window. Danny's neighbor swares his grandma is haunting him and Danny for some reason, and any time the Joker goes within a city block of ivy and Harley's flower shop/home he becomes blind and deaf by the sheer number of his "volunteers" telling him to die.
#dpxdc#danny phantom#dc x dp#dp x dc#dc comics#crossover#feel free to add on if you feel like it#the ghosts know Danny's their king- they're not telling him though.#ghosts dont really need one after Pariah was gone for so long.#Good parents Jack and Maddie Fenton.#harley quinn#poison ivy#they aren't villains anymore but they will beat up creeps.#they are also very concerned for the extremely haunted teen working as their cashier.#and his sister's aiming to be a psychologist-that's like a one way trip to supervillainy#Mr. Freeze can just barely see Nora's shadow if he ever shows up.
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Was looking at refs and since Viktor has two different leg braces I was wondering, do we think he wears them simultaneously?? The refs don't perfectly line up perspective-wise so it's hard to tell but parts of the one he wears during the Hexcore scenes look like they could maybe line up with the brace that he wears over his clothes, but also some parts really don't and look like they'd be super uncomfy. Also HOW does he take these on and off. Experts weigh in
#viktor#arcane#ig my assumption would be that he wears both simultaneously cause in the scene where he injects the shimmer#it seems implied that he just threw off his clothes and kept experimenting#so one might assume he was already wearing the smaller one underneath#tho it is a funny image to think of him just being like 'one sec i gotta go all the way home and grab my other brace to do this'#he can take off the back brace too cause hes not wearing it in the scene where he's in the hospital bed and you can see his shoulder#where the strap would be#but that one seems to make even less sense functionality wise#everything looks like its screwed together#or screwed INTO him#but only the top bolts on his spine are i think#in the close ups of his back brace model it looks like theres cushioning underneath the parts of it that cover the rest of his spine#so he can take it off. but HOW#what parts of it unscrew/detatch to pull open and off#does it not do that at all and he just has to shimmy it off his shoulder and all the way down his legs to get it off like a romper#the shape language of the designs are cool but like. tell me how it wooorrkkksss#forgive me if im just dumb and dont know at all how braces work and theres a very simple practical explanation for all this#any king who wants to infodump about mobility aids at me....the floor is yours#something to be said i suppose about the fact that zaunites have crazy prosthetics with wild augmentations that work flawlessly#and piltover's like. idk heres some fucking uncomfortable ass metal. salo gets wheelchair in non ada compliant place#they havent ever needed to adapt to accommodate disabilities etc etc#or maybe artists were just like 'heres a design' and everybody clapped and didnt give it a second thought#and then they just turned off the visibility on the mesh when they didnt need it knowing thered not be a scene where its taken off#dont even wanna THINK about what that rig would look like#like 40 different controllers#soft body and rigid hard surfaces needing to move together....#a cold chill just shot up my spine#<- guy who is only an animator and doesnt know how to rig#forgive the magic wand tool with zero cleanup. i am lazy
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big grumpass cat
#*goji's free will leaving his body at 50000000 kilometers per second when mosu tells him to do literally anything*#he dont give a fuck what it is his ass is SAT#yes darling whatever u say darling<3 malewife ass lizard god he's so whipped it's crazy#gxk#godzilla#mothra#kong#shimo#mothzilla#mosugoji#my art
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self-indulgent sukuna sheet
#my art#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#jjk fanart#jujutsu kaisen fanart#ryomen sukuna#sukuna#jjk sukuna#jjk spoilers#suku!megu is old news but ill tag it spoilers to be safe ghdfgk#anyway dont look at me >:/ stop it >:/#this started out so innocently in my defense . i saw some1 wearing that cash 4 souls hoodie in public MONTHS ago#and i immediately wanted sukuna in it#but then i got 2 thinking abt how i havent drawn a sukuna sketchsheet like ever and then i got to thinking how ive only drawn 1 suku!megu..#which is tragic by the way i cant believe ive only drawn him one other time smh im so behind on my quota :(((#drawing him sneering is SO fun gsdkgjsdfh i love how expressive sukuna makes megumi#anyway stop looking at me STOP IT i know what i did i know what ive done you're welcome#dedicated to the fakers in the gc who keep telling me theyre 'not sukuna fans' over their raucous barking :/// ok guys
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theyre sick of your shit sonic
#sonadow#sorry for bad quality i did this very quick lol#btw in sonics mind theres nothing weird about constantly yapping about your so called rival#and he has no idea why everyone gets annoyed with him#sonic: i dont talk about shadow THAT much#amy: who’s gonna tell him
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The grounding pt 2 electric boogaloo aka sometimes the treasure is the bond between robins and their respective superboys we found along the way
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#birds on the bird app#go gonzo go!#batposting#damian wayne#tim drake#kon el#jon el#superboy#connor kent#timkon#please dont tag as damijon (nothing against it-- its just not the intention)#batfam#dc batman#dc robin#red robin#also the cat is my cat his name is foxtrot tell him hes pretty
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[ AU ] everything, everywhere, all at once.
#drarry#hpdm#harco#hardra#harry x draco#absolutely dont think about draco telling harry how wonderful his life was without him#maybe not the way everything changes in all universes except for harry's love for draco (which was somehow a constant)#zlarirosart#hp art
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batman: odyssey (2011) #6
remember only one of them actually went to med school and got their degree and it is NOT the man dressed as a giant bat !!!
#doctor al ghul and her lame ass ex husband.....#shes the embodiment of 'if i had a lame boyfriend id hype him up so much ill make him stand outside and tell people here comes the most#special boy in existence and if they dont clap and cheer im blowing this whole fucking building up' post#c: batman: odyssey (2011) | i: 6#crypt's panels#batman#talia al ghul#brutalia
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Soap "dog-coded" MacTavish my beloved
(This took 5 weeks help)
#call of duty modern warfare 2#cod mw2#cod soap#john soap mactavish#call of duty modern warfare#cod fanart#call of duty fanart#Partially blame forestshadow-wolf for making me unable to see soap as anything but dog-coded#this painting really pushed my anatomy knowledge aka it made me realize how much i dont know lmao#i downloaded new textured brushes and had a lot of fun with them especially on the face#the bg is kinda inspired by wombywoo as you can tell#i wouldve given him more chest hair but it took too long to get it to look decent and i didnt feel like doing more#this is my favorite soap i've painted <3#edit tumblr absolutely killed the quality rip
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Best conversations I've had with my partner
#simpatico#i love my lab partner#transformers#mtmte#brainstorm#brainstorm idw#perceptor#idw#i call him my alien#he tries his best#he struggles with affection but so do i#I tell him I will kill him#he tells me he will put me in a snowglobe#then i tell him i will explode#and he is like “oh no whatever will i do i am so sad”#then i am like “okay no im sorry please dont be sad i will not exploed”#he also says he's going to lower me into lava#if you could not tell from the blog name i am brainstorm in these images and my lab partner is perceptor
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I'm just imagining being a double agent sent to infiltrate the 141 and kill Ghost, except you're smarter than all the men who've tried. You know brute force won't get you where you need to be, so instead you pretend to be a sweet little medic who's got a crush on him.
And when he finally takes you to bed, and you've got him underneath you, you pull out a pocket knife and press it to his jugular.
And he just cums. Hard.
He's not phased in the slightest, even when his orgasm finally ends and theres a little blood trickling down his neck. He just chuckles up at you, seemingly taking your confusion for awe.
"Could've just told me yer into that kinky shit, Love."
#and now youve gotta call up your boss and tell him the deals off and ur having his kids#i dont make the rules#cod imagines#mw2#call of duty#mw2 headcanons#simon ghost riley#cod mwii#simon riley x reader
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#he just does whatever. in my mind.#i draw him doimg whatever#hes like my barbie doll#no#worse hes like the beanie boos i used to play with to tell my stupid stories about mermaids. or whatever.#i dont remember what i was doing in like 2016 but it was beanie boo related#whatever that was is what im doing wirh him now#its 1 am#nothing im thinking is coherent#please ignore my ramblings#gravity falls#gravity falls fanart#stanford pines#ford pines
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it’s like there’s an audience.
#no i haven’t gotten to the eyes bit#don’t tell me about them#i’ve just seen a lot of fanart in the past where he’s plagued by ‘the eyes’#JUST SMILE AND WAVE DONT TELL ME WHAT THE CONTEXT IS#my tma friend said ‘that’s just him’ and that’s very high praise in my book#it’s like showing a priest a depiction of jesus and him going ‘yeah you captured his essence very well’#i think. i. idk. JKWHAJAHA#I RANK IT AS VERY HIGH PRAISE NONTHELESS#tma#the magnus archives#tma podcast#tma fanart#jon tma#jonathan sims#tma jon
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in my portrait era it wld seem
choso and/or yuki request for anon <3
#my art#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#jjk fanart#jujutsu kaisen fanart#jjk art#choso kamo#jjk choso#yuki tsukumo#im sorry art output has been so slow i am ~depressed~ lmao#no need to get into that tho gdhfg anyway i finally dragged myself out of the pool let's hope i can keep up the momentum before yuujis bday#i say with more free! visions on the backburner....like a liar....like a nasty liar who's been telling lies....#regardless i am happy i took a break from free for this ive always loveloveloved the lighting and colours in the choso/yuuji fight#monochrome cyan w hints of bruised purple/grey...beloved#wild tht the ref image only had water bouncing off him and not actually On/running down him . fixed that youre welcome smile#i always think i shld draw more choso and then i get to rendering his hair and i remember why i dont draw more choso#part of me cannot believe this man has so many dedicated fans w hair tht looks like this but im a megumi main im rly not one to talk#YUKI THO im so happy anon thank u fr requesting her shes so pretty i rly lov how her colours turned out as well#i was worried tht her hair wld look weird against the cool baby pinks/blues but she ended up looking very striking and cold#she looks like an albino rabbit 2 me she looks like a little freak and i love tht for her#berry tokyo mew mew if she had killed before and will kill again
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