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one-winged-dreams · 1 day ago

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Pretty sure the apt is so cold because of the EVER GROWING HOLE IN THE CEILING THAT'S BEEN DEVELOPING SINCE AUGUST OF LAST YEAR

#it hasn't breached the roof yet but at the same time #the roof leaking so bad is what CAUSED the hole #so it's only a matter of time #we've been bothering the landlord since it started #her hands are tied because it's the owners that have to do something #and they keep saying they're sending someone out but #no one ever shows up #i'm at home like 90 percent of the time so it's not like they couldn't get in #i'm so mad at that stupid piece of plywood propped up there holding up the ceiling #i haven't been able to put up the wall decorations i've had since OCTOBER #this is such bullshit we've never had problems with the owners until now

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sayheykid · 2 years ago

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i think i’m scaring the hoes (i’m literally just an RA sitting in the kitchen trying to give my residents burritos)

#no one ever shows up #feeling very grandpa's birthday about it

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what-am-i-doing-in-this-fandom · 5 months ago

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Suddenly, bell bottoms aren't so bad

Bonus sketch, because I had to vv

"Stop checking out my assistant, Stanley."

#Okay #I was never gonna draw fiddlestan #but then i was struck with inspiration in the form of bell bottom jeans #and was like.... get that twink into some bell bottoms RIGHT now #cole's art #art #gravity falls #grunkle stan #stanley pines #fiddleford mcgucket #fiddlestan #Steve Pinington? More like STAN Pining a ton #or something idk #what's this au called again?#uh idk #mystery trio #right?#the au where Stan shows up after Ford calls Fiddleford but before they test the portal y'know #where they live happily ever after and nothing ever goes wrong and stan and ford make up and stan and fiddleford make out #yeah #also the height difference lowkey goes crazy #it was unintentional but i actually like it a lot and now it's my headcanon #i love rambling in my tags knowing no one's reading ts 🙏#almost forgot to tag ford lol #stanford pines

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random-fun-polls · 3 months ago

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#i thiiiink 8.#but i have one coming up in a few days and one next year #i'm also not counting ones that my parents dragged me to that i didn't really want to go to #they took me to a bunch of grateful dead or phish concerts that i don't particularly care about #and also took me to see weird al twice which was fine but like. not something i ever asked for or particularly wanted #ive seen a queen reenactment band‚ marina and the diamonds‚ car seat headrest‚ idkhow‚ MCR‚ death cab for cutie‚ hot mulligan x2 #and i'm seeing PTV in a few days and MCR again next year #my friend bought the PTV tickets and i did a payment plan for MCR LOL i cannot afford these #but i promised my bf i would take him to see MCR if they toured again bc i went to the reunion tour with someone else #polls #submitted #queued #concert #concerts #music #shows #hall of fame

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whatisamildopinion · 2 months ago

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sorry but I just KNOW Riz and Penny have the most unhinged text chain known to man happening off screen

#riz gukgak #penny luckstone #their text chain is like. full of random infodumping at 3am on BOTH SIDES #there will be weeks of radio silence before one of them drops a concerning selfie where they're just grinning from ear to ear #riz regularly sends penny pictures of bloody knives with no explanation other than “thinking of you!! <3”#sometimes penny sends ominous text messages with coordinates and stuff #and riz will show up at the spot and its just her cheerfully bringing him an iced coffee #no other friends are ever allowed to answer their text messages to one another #on separate occasions both the seven maidens and the bad kids were like “haha who can do the best impression of penny/riz #to trick the other rogue“#and it went sooo poorly both times #because of course they could immediately tell and the solution they both jumped to was “my good friend has been kidnapped AGAIN”#and for both of them violence IS the answer #fantasy high

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 1 year ago

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Enki S Ending: God Blocking Gambit

#fear and hunger #enki ankarian #rher #fear and hunger spoilers #He showed up in the ugliest outfit ever and still served cunt.#Everything about him is so indirectly funny to me.#He canceled his own crucifixion to make sure *he* was the blonde bitch of the non-specific prophecy!#The old gods are running a gambit of trapping humanity in a perpetual timeloop? Just say “Um. No <3”#“Humanity will always be tempted by power and will be tricked into false godhood.” Skill issue.#(Yes I know rher isn't there in the first game but I needed one of the old gods in this comic and...he is the easiest to draw.)#Part of me wants to keep going and sillify the other S endings. Much to think about.

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retquits · 26 days ago

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there's something about characters who never show any vulnerabilities, any gaps, any weaknesses, any exhaustion, being shown sleeping. there's just SOMETHING about it

#sprouts log #DO U KNOW WHAT I MEAN #this goes for so many character types too btw #when someone with an indomitable spirit who's always strong because they *have* to always be strong is shown finally resting #or a character who works harder than anyone falls asleep in the middle of their work (whether that's at their desk or mid-training etc.)#or when you get a peek of an OP badass character who's always on their guard sleeping...#when a character hides themselves away to rest where no one can see them........ 😭😭😭#it just feels SACRED bro #anyway. ummmm #this post is about yoichi hiruma from the sleeper hit football manga eyeshield 21 being shown collapsing onto a bed #without ever showing his teammates a single moment of weakness or tiredness up til that point.#and u suddenly realize. oh. he IS human. and he acts the way he does for a reason.#SO MUCH CHARACTER DEPTH IS REVEALED IN A SINGLE FRAME. LIKE WHAT #that moment has literally stuck with me for over a decade

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ruporas · 1 year ago

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captain's warm hugs! (id in alt)

#opfanart #one piece #monkey d luffy #roronoa zoro #nami #usopp #sanji #my first nongun art in 8 kabillion years. i watched opla recently and it resurged smth deep within me...#idk who of my first followers are still here but one piece has been like T_T urgh. my beginnings... i love this series so much #LUFFY especially - zoro is my favorite but luffy is the heart of the show!!! inaki's performance was really fun and carried that same #vibrancy - it made me sooo happy to see... and in general the romance dawn crew has always been dear to my heart uuu... the la gave a lot o #good bits between the og trio but i def wish we couldv seen more with usopp & sanji too. but maybe.. if we ever get a season 2 :'D #anyway i love the straw hats steadily getting used to luffy's shenanigans and even liking it at some point. the warming up part of all thei #friendships is so dear to me and its just a natural blossom of comfort and trust. and some of these mfs are Touch starved fr....#ruporas art

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hexcoreviktor · 2 months ago

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In all timelines. In all possibilities.

VIKTOR & JAYCE 🦋 season 2

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padfootastic · 2 months ago

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can’t help but think of how, if we choose to go by sirius’ characterisation as a private, arrogant teen who only lets a select few into his circle, sirius’ post-azkaban life just have been such an utterly humiliating experience for him.

especially OoTP. when he has all these near strangers in his childhood house, that he hated and loved and ran away from and couldn’t ever escape. if he spent his entire pre-azkaban existence building a cold and aloof persona, not letting people know what his home life had been like, then to have all of these people get a front row seat to it because of kreacher and portrait walburga’s shenanigans must have been near unbearable. to have the entire order, including snape whom he disliked and mistrusted, hear the kinds of names he’s being called.

not only does he have to deal with the retraumatisation of his childhood, but also the fact that he’s flayed open for everyone to see. it’s not only his freedom, innocence, dignity that has been snatched from him but his privacy also. it’s such a cruel thing to experience, on top of everything else.

to have literal children, his godson who he has been kept away from all this while, whom he presumably wants to be able to look up to him, to have him see into the deepest parts of his soul. to have to be so weak in front of him. not only is he subjected to such vileness but he also cannot do anything about it.

sirius has not had a moment of peace in all the time we knew him. it is indignity upon indignity that is heaped onto him. every other character has gotten a moment of respite but him. it fully breaks my heart.

#sirius black #i am in the mood to sob tonight clearly #i just #was reading a fic #where it recounted walburga ad kreacher’s screams and taunts #and it suddenly hit me how humiliating they are?#like #even if it’s an inanimate object and a house elf #to be called an embarrassment and shame of my flesh and filth #by the only remaining members of your family #and to have it be traced back to your family #to know that your mother was alive but did not care that u were in azkaban #and that everyone else knows it too now #to walk around in every corner of your childhood house and be able to see exactly how u grew up #no boundaries no limits #to have other people keep touching parts of your family with the audacity to throw them out #and move it around #to call your home names #i just. cannot imagine.#the level of helplessness he was operating with #is it really any wonder he was the way he was #hell. he was actually so much better than he should’ve been #lesser men would’ve been catatonic or going off on a rage fuelled warpath #it’s so embarrassing to have your parent even correct u in front of friends sometimes #and to hear all this abuse. shouted at you.#and not one person ever stands up for him #or shows him any empathy #i’m actually amazed that even after all these years i’m able to find new tragedies in sirius life #HAS THAT MAN NOT BEEN THROUGH ENOUGH #pen’s notes

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slushglow · 10 months ago

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where are my edward elric fans in the crowd tonight

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randomminty · 3 months ago

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Five billion octopath 2 scribbles i feel sick

#i know what you are wouldve made more sense w temenos i just really wNted to draw castti <\3 west continent crew my beloved #this isnt chronological at all. besides the first ones thats the first octopath i ever drew #like seconds after i finished castti and hikaris first chapter.#infected my brain so quickly i feel like a new person #i could write an essay on my octopath thoughts and rambling omfg.play octopath #art tag #octopath traveler 2 #oh my god theyre all here ok #castti florenz #hikari ku #agnea bristarni #partitio yellowil #throné anguis #osvald v. vanstein #temenos mistral #ochette #dolcinaea luciel #veronica octopath #she didnt get a last name.SAD #i have more of these by the way.so many #ORIS HERE I GORGOT #ori octopath #i love ori. if i had to sacrifice myself but remembered how nice paritio was last minute i would also change my mind #oh ym god elenas here too #elena vanstien #shout out to you know how getting added to cotc im so happy.im scared if i say his name thisll show up in his tag and he isnt even here #he looks beautiful. and alive. awesome #the cotc artstyle is soooo pretty i saw castti and felt emotional #anyway. ot2. this is where ive been the past few months.#oh castti can inquire people. i know what you are does make sense for her heh

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bluerosefox · 20 days ago

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I want more Dad!Tim stuff. (And once again a deaged Danny and Ellie idea)

So let's go do that.

So you know those DPxDC AUs where Tim makes a deal with either Clockwork or Danny to carry Ellie? Or Tim is a reborn Danny whose carrying Ellie instead (love these first btw) in order to get Bruce out of the time stream.

Well what about instead of just Ellie, it's both her and Danny.

Danny and Ellie who were badly hurt by the GIW that they both had to revert into their cores. They are saved by their friends/family and are taken to Frostbite. There they are monitored and looked after only until they can finally the reform but they run into a problem. The two can't return to their home dimension due to the GIW activity and they cant stay to long in the Infinite Realms cause they are still halfas. Then one day CW appears to speak with Frostbite over something important about the two.

Meanwhile in the DCverse.

Tim might have figured a way to save Bruce from the timestream. A being known as Clockwork might be able to help him if he manages to summon the powerful 'Ancient'.

However he knows summoning and requesting it's help he will have to pay a price.

If it means getting Bruce back he'll do it...

#danny phantom #dp x dc #blue rambles #danny fenton #crossover #danny phantom dc #writing ideas #random idea #dpxdc #de aged danny #de aged ellie #Btw Tim doesnt have to 'carry' them with his body #leaving that up to whoever wants to write it #he could just be taking care of their cores until they reform into babies/toddlers #again leaving it open #i'm not picky #Tim keeps this whole thing a secret btw #Mostly cause he doesn't want Ra's to target them if he finds out during his 'i'm going to take everything Bruce holds dear as revenge'#Once he takes care of Ra's plan. Takes over as CEO for WE. And gets Bruce back...#Tim suddenly goes silent and disappears from everyone radar for a few months #Then he just shows up to a broad meeting with not one but two identical babies #one on the front and other in the back #and just carries onto the meeting like its no big deal #Tim refuses to answers any questions about them #Tim somehow is a GREAT dad #given his history with parental figures even he's surprised #Danny and Ellie are just there. No thoughts head empty but just comfy with their new dad.#The rest of the Batfam have to deal with their feelings and finding things out. Mainly how they treated Tim and stuff.#If they EVER wanna be in the same room as their niece and nephew

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licorishh · 1 month ago

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no way she's alive ?? yea those mental health breaks because social media makes people suck are wild huh

#star wars #clone wars #star wars fanart #ahsoka tano #captain rex #anyway i bring you this a) because i'm going back to my tcw roots of late and b) because i miss them terribly #as you can see because i can't handle reality i put her in the novel design #cause wdym they split up after order 66 haha what no that didn't happen you're crazy #read it however you want idc ^^)b any interpretation of their dynamic is the best one i think #yea anyway in this amount of time i've gotten a lot better at anatomy and i don't really care about social media anymore #but i have like nowhere to put my art now so *shrug*#star wars the clone wars #artists on tumblr #i've wanted to do one of those post-type drawings and i am .-+ too lazy +-. to color it sooo #signature got cropped sigh. whatever #if you see a mistake no you don't. you know the drill #also i finally watched bad batch season 3 around christmastime and hewiutgeh.#singlehandedly took the show from a 4 to a 10 for me so thx dave filoni we love u as always >>>#lowk kinda missed it here *gazes fondly at the bot spam and screaming and cursing in my feed*#btw i have never used instagram in my life so if this is formatted wrong it's your fault. bye #someone tell me whether or not i should tag this as rxsk because i am very much debating #does tumblr even like them anymore ?? i know ao3 does they're still going crazy over there (>1k works God bless)#“bro's first post back and she's yapping her head off” cmon you know me by now anyway can we talk about season 7 ahsoka #i find no fault in her. she is perfect. she is the greatest version of any star wars character ever at all #no i will not be thinking about whether or not anyone told her about fives. no i will not be thinking about whether or not anyone told echo #ok that's enough bye i'll wait for this to get four notes at most and three of them being comments screaming at me #one more thing uhh suspend your disbelief since anakin liked the post. rots didn't happen and everything is fine !!#my art

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jakejeffreyperalta · 3 months ago

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lewis hamilton is stronger than me because if they made me watch my very public homoerotic codependent childhood friendship divorce on two big screens in front of people i would crash out so bad

#literally after 10 years too i would literally start tweaking so bad #nico rosberg u have the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever (show up suddenly at the gp)#lewis hamilton #f1 #formula 1 #formula one #nico rosberg #brocedes

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blackkatdraws2 · 11 months ago

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The narrator and the ugly ahh protagonist [Blank Scripts AU/non-canonical]

#tsp blank scripts au #non canonical art #shitpost #this is fr how people be drawing narrator and stanley.... narrator being way too handsome and stanley as a background character naahh..#honestly i just drew him like that because it was funny but then i got too attached to it like an idiot aghh #The Narrator (Black) is an entirely different made-up species originating from the ancient Arctic north #long before the Crystal Empire was even built.#The old one's tail only ever wags whenever Stanley is around. You can clearly tell who the favorite pony is #Imagine Black showing Stanley courtship behaviors like rolling on his back #showing his stomach to him #sliding his wings on his chin #trotting like a dancing mare around him #and generally just showing off to show Stanley that he's interested in him...#But because of the species difference (and because Stanley is one airheaded fella)#Stanley doesn't understand what Black is doing other than he looks beautiful while doing it.#the narrator (Black) can read Stanley's thoughts btw #so he knows what that silly guy is thinking about :)#tsp au #the stanley parable #the stanley parable ultra deluxe #mlp #my little pony #mlp oc #my little pony oc #tsp #tspud #tsp narrator #narrator tsp #stanley tsp #tsp stanley

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