Happy Halloween, bestie!!!☺💙💙💙 I hope you and your spooky boos are doing well! 😚
Also- I just haven't been able to get the Corpse Groom Neige idea out of my head, so I made a silly little gift for you!
GAMMA. LOOK AT ME. LOOK ME IN THE EYES RIGHT NOW. I AM SOBBING I AM CRYIG I AM REDUCED I AMA ????? sO S??? OHYYMY GODS D?-???
THIS IS SO INCREDIBLE AND AMQZING IAM ACTUALLY LOSING MY FUCKING MARBLES OVER IT YOU DID ??? AN EDIT OF HIS FACE???? AND ALL THE OTHER IMAGES FIT SO WELL IM SRDBEHBWNWBD GAMMAAAAAA I LOVE YOU SO MUCH THANK YOU AO MUCJ WHAT THEE UFCK!!!!!!! 💖💞💖💞💖💞💖💞💖💞💖💞
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inneed to stop trying to trim my own hair it never goes well
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shoutout to the guy who after unsuccessfully hitting on my sister and being politely declined asked her "is it okay if i ask your brother instead" and when she said yes gave me a long and searching look before sighing and going "no. i am not drunk enough to go for a dude. but you look like an angel" happy bisexual pride to this man and this man only. hope you figure it out soon king
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I love Matilda because it's a story about a child who sees injustice around her and gets mad about it and questions why things aren't fair, and instead of the ending being that she learns how the world works and that life isn't fair, she catapults one of the adults who abused her out of a building with her mind
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Back in 2017 I signed up for one of the Cards Against Humanity sillies and did their Cards Against Humanity Saves America. Basically they were like fuck Tr*mp and his border wall and used the funds from the campaign to buy land and to make all 150,000 contributors part owners of said land across the US/Mexico border.
It was fun and silly and I got a little certificate.
Today I got an email that Elon Musk illegally annexed that land for SpaceX and that CAH are suing him over it. So possibly I’ll get like $100 if they manage to win a lawsuit and stick it to Musk. It’s like even more bang for my original buck.
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walkable cities also means sittable cities send tweet
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I had to stop smoking sativa because whenever I smoked sativa at parties I would turn into an absolute menace and start bullying men specifically for no reason. I turned into public enemy number one of college boys
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It didn’t hit me until recently that people genuinely think Kamala Harris was a police officer because of all the people who call her a cop online.
Like I think maybe it’s important people should know she was a prosecutor. She was once a district attorney and later an attorney general for the state of California. And we can discuss how related that is to police work and how tied she is to the carceral system etc etc (but for fairness would have to include her record of pushing for lowering incarceration rates through programs helping former prisoners + her office refusing to jail folks for low level weed offense). But she was never a police officer. Like people should get that clear. Kamala Harris was never a police officer. She was a district attorney. She was never a police officer.
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