#Mysterious Munchies

[fairlyqualityanon]

who're your pred/prey crushes ?

totally not collecting blorbos like trading cards shhh - 🪀

Oooooof.wav

There's a ton... I'll try to organize them. Let's start with ones I've written in some form or another.

Pred - TFA Starscream (so close with that guess lmao), anyway I've got this story I've been poking at since literally 2010 (@/wolvesinstarryskies is so supportive 💖 ) and it's gotten me through some really tough times, and yes there's a vore AU... also he's how I found out about vore to begin with (long story, it's over on my Tumblr RP blog)😳, really he's just a dick to his prey and will let them go after thoroughly messing with their head unless you can come up with some bribe worthy of Future Leader Of The Decepticons

Pred - Obey Me! Mammon, idk he threatens to eat the MC and I went "YES PLEASE", I have more fun flustering him when he's a pred than when he's prey 😼

Pred - Obey Me! Beel, it's literally canon and he's a precious boy and going hungry sucks and I'd be perfectly happy to help him not be starving 🥺 I don't care if he eats regular food at the same time as long as I'm safe

Prey - Obey Me! Lucifer (yes really), because that mans is going to take a break whether he wants to or not and I think Diavolo/Barbatos would see the humor in MC taking things into their own hands (my MC's strongest/most-expressed Sin is Pride plus she ain't afraid of this old man 😤)

Switch - Deltarune Spamton, I think he'd be easier to pay to be prey than pred, and I have a thing for robots meaning SNEO defaults to pred and I will immediately yeet myself into whatever fuel container said robopred uses no questions asked 😅

Newest obsession is Solo Leveling (IncredibleEdibleCalico actually did a piece ages back) and I only remembered after watching S1 of the anime and starting the manhwa. I mistakenly bought the books and comic (Vol 1-8) but regret neither purchase. Soooo good! 😍 Anyway here they are in super rough descending order of crush level.

Sung Jinwoo - Pred, I don't know how to put it into words, he just oozes soft pred vibes where tf did he even get that rune stone??? 🤔 maybe he saves someone from a Dungeon and discovers vore is actually pretty neat, he's comically oblivious at times and cares for his minions as people ugh the glowy eye affect it makes me weak

Woo Jinchul - Switch, professional, dry sense of humor, looked Death in the eye and only flinched when he saw the Apocalypse ahead, incredibly smart and intuitive, he's my Guilty Pleasure on this list 👮‍♂️

Song Chi-Yul - Pred, I lied here's another Guilty Pleasure, I actually literally cried at the end of the manhwa, he's only a C-rank mage but teaches swordsmanship to S-ranks, tried to save Jinwoo and Joohee but was talked out of it and regrets it to this day, he is classy and I just want to spend time with him🫡

Baek Yoonho - Prey (yes really), idk something about him makes me want to aggressively demonstrate affection, don't ever tease him about it because despite being the weakest Korean S-rank Hunter HE IS STILL AN S RANK and will cut a bitch (he was ready to beat the crap out of Hwang Dongsoo for strangling his lower-ranked guildmate edit that guildmate isn't even a Hunter and that is not a Hunter you want on your bad side srsly just Do Not The Thing)😼

Choi Jong-In - Pred, he's canonically a bit of a shit-talker and gives me OM! Diavolo vibes and I love me some playful banter with preds what is it with me and people with a red theme?? 😧

Son Kihoon - Switch, he's a sweetheart and I want to snuggle him three different ways, he cares for his strike squad and was willing to set aside a chance for tremendous personal glory as well as sacrifice his whole team to keep a literal army of High Orcs from destroying a few cities 🫂

Go Gunhee - Pred, he's a total badass who gave his all to keep Hunters from basically forming a Might Makes Right society also I have a Thing for older men I am not ashamed to admit it, Song-san is up there for a reason, the man is a Gigachad who outright rigs Hunters Association assignments to keep the D- and E-ranks as safe as possible 🙇‍♀️

Yoo Jinho - Prey, because he's just a sof' boi and must be protected at all costs, maybe he'd find it interesting and like that he was sought out for him and not just because he's Ahjin Guild's vice/Jinwoo's friend 😋

I started Stardew Valley 7/14 so there's gonna be some of that eventually my askbox is open 📨 if anyone wants to gush over their own vore crushes.

Can't forget Horizon Zero Dawn! the events of the Gemini Quest are NOT canon I refuse don't even @ me I WILL die on that hill 🔪

Kotallo - Switch, he's definitely my favorite character and I just love him so dang much, he's a fearsome warrior even without that arm and a brilliant strategist and completely loyal to the good of the Tenakth tribe as a whole, having no other ambition save serving his Chief... but I also want him to sit and relax, maybe having a stomach all to himself will give him a new perspective or insight ⚔️

Milvund - Pred, I did his miniquest back when my computer couldn't run HFW for more than 5-10 minutes but he's so precious and I'm betting would be very hesitant yet also so caring just let me comfort him 😭

Racking my brain for any other major fandoms but I can't come up with any for the life of me so have a bonus Pred TFA Cliffjumper because I have an active thread with him. ... Maybe jjks? I'd have to twist canon in knots to make Sukuna a safe pred, and there's a couple others but I haven't even finished S2 of the anime and a bunch of them are minors soooo...

>>; So much time in TFA focused on That One Smug Bastard and now I'm like "how do with other 'Cons??"

[mst3kgifs]

That's right, Jonah. I'm allergic to guff!

[lilianhuas]

[misterygx]

A bunch of lads.

[spelllingandthemysteryschool]

i’m completely obsessed with this interview, i love the gravity with which it treats their work… performance artists for our times fr 🥂

[lilnuggettboi]

Has anyone else noticed that traits people associate with Shaggy smoking weed could easily be explained with severe anxiety?

Shaggy doesn’t say “like” and talk stuttery because he’s a stoner. He’s unsure of what he’s saying and is constantly tripping over his own thoughts

Shaggy doesn’t always have the munchies. He’s stress eating. He’s just grown an appreciation for food since

Shaggy isn't leaning forward because he’s slouching. That and his wide eyed expression comes from being on constant alert

Shaggy likes mysteries. But his main driving force is his friends. He does have a passion here. But in truth, he doesn’t want to let his friends down. He feels like them and Scooby are the only family he truly has

Shaggy doesn’t do drugs. He just has intense anxiety

[powderpinkandsweeet]

Loser Ellie again, this is my fixation now. Pt two to my previous post about Ellie living in the apartment below you.

It was usually quiet in Ellie's apartment so she could strain to hear what you were doing in your apartment above her. Footsteps, water running, and the soft hum of voices was all she was getting, so Ellie had to savor those moments passing you in the stairwell. The buzzing of what she assumed was your vibrator hadn't rumbled through your floor and her ceiling for almost a week, and Ellie was getting antsy.

Friday night, Ellie had come home from a night at Jesse's cross-faded off cheap weed and even cheaper beer. Her door clicked behind her and she ambled to the kitchen to satisfy her munchies. On the hunt for something crunchy and salty, she hears a noise. Giggling and stumbling steps can be heard from the stairwell. The uneven "click clack" of your heels and your sweet voice passed by her doorway. Another woman's voice was with you, but she couldn't recognize it. When the top step to the second floor creaked, Ellie took the opportunity to look through her door's peephole. Through a fish-eye view, Ellie could see you round the stairwell. You're stumbling, holding onto the bicep of the hulking woman beside you with a big smile and starry eyes gazing at your company. As you climb the next stairwell to your floor, Ellie lets out a sigh. She didn't miss the brute's hand on the small of your back trailing to cup your ass as she guided you.

She could only hope you were just friends, but the way the other woman had held onto you and the way you looked at her said something different. Maybe she was there for a drink? Coffee? Just to get you home safe maybe? Ellie had a bad feeling, but she couldn't pull herself away. She heard your light steps and the other woman's heavy steps move toward the bedroom, so Ellie trailed behind. Like she had done countless times before, Ellie pulled her shorts and boxers down her thighs.

You climbed onto your creaking bed frame and Ellie swears she had never heard you this loud through the drywall. You cried out in rhythm with the squeaks of the bedframe and the knocking of the headboard to the wall. Though muffled, Ellie could hear your "Ngh, ungh! Ah! AH! FUUck!" as your pussy was pounded. Ellie felt the burn of jealousy at how well the woman was treating you, but couldn't help to get off to the way you cried and screamed. Tears ran down her face and her teeth gritted to quiet her own moans. She needed to hear you come, and could only hope the bitch you had brought home could get you there.

All the sudden, your moans stopped. Snapping her eyes open, Ellie's eyes locked on the ceiling with her brows furrowed. She panted for a second until a familiar sound came through. The buzzing of the wand could barely be heard through your moans, but Ellie could hardly bring herself to care as your moans raised in volume and pitch. She couldn't see, but her imagination took over as she could envision your bouncing tits, your jaw dropped open, and a cock-drunk look on your face.

Ellie got just what she wanted, but it was bittersweet as you called out the mystery woman's name with your orgasm. "Abby, Abby I'm coming ohmyfuckinggod I'm gonna come. Oh fuck fuck fuck please don'tstopdon'tstopdon't stop," and then a long and drawn out grown spilled from your lips as you came. But that wasn't the end. "Wait, fuuuUck. I'm too sensitive Abby please. Just a second fuck." Ellie knew if she were the one fucking you she wouldn't stop until you squirted in her open mouth. In the aftermath, Ellie took the time and effort to clean herself up before passing out in bed. She hoped you would sleepwell. As she drifted off, she heard the heavy steps leave your apartment and the creak of the second floor step on her way downstairs. She worried about you being alone after such a rough session, but she slept better knowing that this "Abby" wasn't sleeping next to you.

[musclemanveryregular]

[ID: on the left is Skips the Yeti man, on the right is rigby the talking raccoon. /end ID]

Original poll with info for skips

Original poll with info for rigby

Master post link

A few things I forgot to mention plus scenarios below:

Skips:

-very wise, very powerful

-very level headed, takes a great deal to provoke him as a friend

--notable exception to this is cheating at arm wrestling. He straight up killed Rigby once over this

--had to beat Death in an arm wrestling contest to get him back

-often shipped with benson, which is really cute and I get it, but I also think he and Gary would make great exes back to lovers type deal

Here's what I think would have happened last week if you want to read that:

You and Skips got high together last week; it took a bit of convincing him to at least stop working for a little bit and take a break from working all the time. It took no convincing him to try a bit of weed because he read in Wizards Monthly, a magazine he recently subscribed to since the likelihood of being attacked by something magical in the park is actually pretty likely, that it could help him get in better touch with nature.

And it really did.

Because you both went exploring an ancient lost civilization while stoned out of your minds.

Rigby:

-used to shirk work, doesn't eo much anymore. To the point he once covered for mordecai for like a long ass time.

-very very good at Bank Shot, a trickshot basketball arcade game that scores your point based on throw performance.

--threw the ball so well it left to find a romantic partner, succeeded, and came back a changed basketball.

-very prone to munchies

-very disorganized, sleeps on a pile of clothes on top a trampoline for 90% of the show until the last season where suddenly the forgot how important that trampoline is to him. Seriously why? I guess you could call it part of his character growth in some way but like this is such like an autism special spot thing that it feels weird. Yes I hc him as autistic.

-anyways, also in an alternate timeline he helped fight in the resistance against an evil mordecai who was working with their old gym teacher to destroy the fabric of time itself. And eventually dies in front of current rigby. Rigby is so used to weird shit happening this has no serious long term affect on him.

Here's what I think would have happened last week if you want to read that:

Mordecai went out of town for the weekend with his new girlfriend, the mysterious bat lady, Stef, he just started seeing last week. Eileen is on a brief trip across country for her new job. Rigby is bored as shit at The House, and literally calls you up and invites you over for a smoke sesh.

You arrive, bringing your own snacks, and a bit of hash knowing the last time you hung out he had neither at the time and thats why he invited you but it was a fun enough time that going back wouldn't be such a bad thing.

Following Rigby up the stairs, he gets to his room first (go figure, he was running on all fours) and are suddenly greeted by an intense cloud of thc. Assuming you aren't allergic to weed, and you don't die immediately, you go inside the cloud into what you think is Rigby's room where you find unopened tiny bags of chips all over the room and so much hash.

One of the perks of having a super successful wife, probably.

Apparently Rigbys been smoking a lot more weed lately. You both smoke and play video games together the rest of the night.

[fairlyqualityanon]

I'm so sorry for what's been happening, you must have been through a lot. I don't know you personally, but I can say there are people that know you and care about you and your wellbeing, no matter what.

I do hope things get better. I'm sending you hugs, or positive energy as an alternative (if you're not okay with the former)

but I can say there are people that know you and care about you and your wellbeing, no matter what

I don't mean to discount your empathetic words... but that's what my "friends" said before/during this mess as well

and only one of them made even so much of a pretense of demonstrating it (I don't think I can express to them enough how much it meant to me)

was told by the "very good friend" that tons of people reached out to them with concern over me... it's been 5 and a half months and I still have seen no signs of it - heard that people were insisting they'd reached out to me on Tumblr but I ignored them (which is a total lie, I got nothing besides 2-3 Anons who hadn't heard of what was going on)

as far as I'm aware they're all still kissing the immature bully's ass... and have blacklisted me - but hey, they've said (and demonstrated they think) I barely have value as a person

tfw you realize that since it's always you initiating (or trying to) conversations, that they think you're a burden to just put up with and aren't actually friends

so if anyone thought the tag "shut up Emma no one cares" was just me whining, it's a phrase I have literally been told on more than one occasion

[mst3kgifs]

Would the owner of a lost plot please report to the American Airlines gate...

[icarianarts]

me behave??????? seriously!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! As a child i saw Tarzan almost nakid. Cinderella arrive home aftermidnight. Pinocchio told lies. Aladen was a theif. Batman drove over 200 mph. Snow While lived in a house with 7 men. Popeye smoked a pipe and had tatoos. Pacman ran around to digital music while eating pills that enhanced his preforrmance. Shaggy and Scoopie were mystery solving hippies who always had the munchies. the fault is not mine. If you had this childhood and loved it. How would

[misterygx]

He just loves smoking all of the time!

[lovelyyandereaddictionpoint]

Vice form leaders and others discovered yuu is a girl?

Discovering That Your a Girl | Yandere Twisted Wonderland

Trey Clover

“Oh well that’s nice.”

He doesn’t mind all that much 

With everyone taking your attention he’s often left out

But guess who is the prefect’s best buddy when you get the munchies

You’ll probably think this is just an older brother habit

And if you ever question it him and everyone else will say the same

So don’t worry about it when he gives you a whole pie but demands he spoon feed you the whole thing

Or when he punishes you by forcing you to eating the whole batch of donut holes while on his lap

If you do ever decide to struggle he pulls the big-brother card

Even if just a few minutes ago he was shoving his tongue down your throat

“No need to cry (Y/n), big brother will take care of you…Now little sis, open for me.”

Ruggie Bucci

“Dang, that's an…interesting development?”

He’s surprised, confused

A bit intimidated

After all male hyena’s are meant to respect fear their female counterparts

But during his observations he’ll realize your not like females of his kind

And in a way he feels empowered by that

Even if he witnesses an extreme sense of power from you

It all just boils down to a line of obsessive respect…that he can be casual about

Like Leona you can command a room, command him 

But your also soft when someone’s hounding him for stealing your immediate thought isn’t to beat him up

And he thinks your so cute with your weak little mouth and your reliance on him

So excuse him when he swipes your money for him to swoop in offering an extra sandwich ‘he was going to eat himself’ 

Or shopping with you to make sure you get all the best ingredients

“Isn’t it just easier that you do this with me, (Y/n)? You’d just get taken advantage of otherwise.”

Jade Leech

“This is…a delightful surprise!”

He finds your situation entertaining enough 

And you were already an enigma anyway

He loves causing hijinx and watching you struggle for order

But he also likes when your emotionally more intuitive 

Or when you speak your mind clearly to him

He…likes it?

I mean Azul knows him but he also isn’t one to excite along with him in his hobby for nature and hiking

He isn’t someone whose going to share his amazement to land things because they’re new to you too

You’re just a mystery that he wants to unravel and keep 

It isn’t bizarre to him that he begins focusing so much time and energy into you

He can play with you in so many different ways!!!

The possibilities are endless

“Will you care to spend the hike with me? I’m not smiling deviously, this is a friendly request.”

Lilia Vanrouge

“About time you revealed yourself…though I’m a little hurt I’m not the only witness to your adorableness.”

Of course he knew 

He has to know the state of the environment his prince is in anyway

But he’s very honest about how he was already keeping extra attention on you because of it

So many possibilities it's like his own personal series of a Highschool drama

But this old-fae will quickly find he doesn’t like just being an onlooker

And seeing your expressions and to hear your voice being directed at him

He really likes it

And it’d be good lesson for all the young-ins how to properly woo a woman

And wouldn’t it be a great lesson for you to see how great of a partner he is with all the great advice

“My dearest human, if you're looking for experience I’m your only option.”

[sonicasura]

This has been plaguing my mind but more Kaiju!Kafka headcanons! First part is here! If any wants to watch the anime, then here's the site I use. Also gonna add a link to the main manga. (Haven't found where to read B-Sides yet.)

He definitely got lizard brain now. Kafka has a habit of sunbathing in high up and often weird places. Neighbor's roof? Got scolded multiple time. In a tree? You bet the feral cats used him as a cushion as the man is comfy. On a high up billboard? Had the rescue apartment called to get the bloke down thrice.

Kafka now has a third eyelid that closes sideways. Absolutely grossed out Reno a bit upon discovery as it's a minor permanent change. Kafka wore shades for the first two weeks after getting his powers because he kept noticeably blinking like a lizard man.

Cursed munchies. I shit you not that he had difficulty trying to not eat dead kaiju corpses at work. The meat is like ambrosia to him much to his and Reno's discomfort. Coworkers are often confused why there's mysterious bite marks on the latest corpse whilst Kafka sheepishly looks away.

Tends to shift while unconscious. Sleepovers are hazardous as you don't know when Kafka is gonna sprout claws and crocodile teeth in his sleep. Doesn't help he's also an unconscious cuddler with an iron grip.

Kafka has a habit of shedding scales. At most it's a small handful but unfortunately he also has to molt three times a year. If it's the latter then Kafka will be stuck in his kaiju form for the entire process. Clingy, irritable and very itchy until he leaves behind a mess of broken hide. Then Kafka becomes super affectionate for the next two hours thanks to the shiny new feel. Lol

32 year old man now shares a body with two separate entities. Kaiju No.8 or 'Ai' and the carrier kaiju that gave him his powers. The latter is always dormant while the former has an almost constant sometimes nosey presence. Ai doesn't know much about the mosquito creature other than it has higher authority. (He has an inkling that a greater power could be unleashed if all three sides work together.)

Kafka rarely knows peace at time as his kaiju half is super curious. Asking practically a million questions about things that isn't related to his own species. Kafka has to be careful when it comes to particular shows/movies/book since he rather not give Ai any animal for a super blunt quiz or augmentations to their monster form. He already filters his thoughts because of him. Lol

@popipopipopipopipo000 @renard-dartigue

[collegeboysam]

what the hell is the 7 -11 Chicago story? It's like one of those top 10 unsolved mysteries on Ms Mojo and I have heard so many takes bout it, interesting takes..but I'm so curious

ASDFFDFSDF ah to be a fly on the wall of their hotel room in chicago 1 hour before they ended in the 7-eleven, we can only dream. We have more analysis of this night than the JFK assassination lmaaooooo

Realistically we're never gonna find out what happened because I'm pretty sure even if they got asked directly they would legit not remember because that was probably a normal night for them, they must have so many stories being baked together in different cities *white knuckling* and we only have pics and first person accounts of one of those nights to overanalyse under a microscope.

The doritos and lube is such a funny mix too, they said munchies and stretching after filming this godawful spinoff. The stain on the fingers from that combo must have been longlasting but I gotta respect the commitment to the bit.

[number1nothing]

The Problem with “Velma”

My issue with *Velma* is how they’ve managed to take a group of likeable mystery-solvers and a hilarious talking dog and turn them into despicable caricatures of themselves and replaced the dog with overly sexual jokes as their attempt of humor (which is even worse when you consider so many of the sexual jokes and nudity happen with minors, teens, AKA children!). It’s one thing to reimagine their race... but this reimagination lacks real connection to their main characteristics that make them Velma, Shaggy, Fred, and Daphne. 

1. Velma isn’t an underdog; Velma is a cynical bitch.

2. Fred isn’t a himbo leader; he’s a stupid privileged white boy who seems to have a toxic masculinity enough to make it difficult for him to redeem himself during the series

3. Daphne isn’t an accidental support; she’s a mean popular girl who ditched her childhood friend and started treating her like crap.

4. Shaggy is no longer a cowardly foodie with the munchies; he’s a romantic interest for the dislikable protagonist and the opposite of everything he used to implicitly be. 

5. Scooby is nowhere to be seen.