#My shit got stolen
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piedude · 5 months ago
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What the fuck else would a locker be made of if they've been on TV for decades? Any other option would be finding an alternative that no one was looking for.
hey Americans?
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what the fuck is this? this isn't real right. it's made up for tv like those metal lockers
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angrygaydragon · 1 year ago
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my car just got fucking stolen from my apartment's parking lot... guess i'm gonna start planning to get a truck or something...can't have shit n whatnot
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atlasbeetles · 7 months ago
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got robbed in pittsburgh hows it going everyone
edit bc tumblr sucks: this isnt a joke our car got broken into and cops have been pretty much useless, lost my entire backpack w laptop, switch, speaker, water bottle..... im leaving pitt today and im gonna be in delaware for a few days but i just dunno if im gonna see that shit again. going to work on scraping together monies to replace my shit but if you wanna toss a couple bucks to help:
cshapp: atlasbeetles
nother edit: gotten abt $50 from this which is so awesome and i appreciate it sincerely.... got my new laptop now now the fun of paying that off begins, next order of business is replacing my speaker and switch since the fees for replacing my ID and SSN card are pretty low
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grif-hawaiian-rolls · 3 months ago
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sometimes u just get so filled w thoughts about a pair of characters u gotta just go bonkers ya know
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stealingyourbones · 7 months ago
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I feel like the ao3 authors curse is finally hitting me all at once now after peacefully watching and waiting from the sidelines.
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nikoisme · 7 months ago
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Oh my fucking god 😭
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WHAT DID THEY DO TO HIM
(thank you @lymeandcoconut for pointing it out!)
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soulless-bex · 2 years ago
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pjo x mcu au where Nick Fury learns about the mythological world and, in exchange for being gifted with clearsight (because he’s Nick Fury and not being able to see/know everything is making his paranoia worse), he gives the demigods their own subdivision of shield with the fundings that comes with to take care of mythological threats
did i mention that Fury gets to have little to no control over said subdivision? like, he knows what they’re doing, but he knows better than to tell them what to do
cue the Avengers being exceedingly frustrated when everyone refuses to tell them what the new shield department is for, and even more so when Percy (who is obviously the head of the department what do you mean) starts to tell them (read: order) to leave his team alone
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g00seg1raffe · 2 months ago
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So there was a post a while back about Ben Solo always being told "don't do (x), that's how uncle luke lost his hand" when he was a kid - and I raise you: Elrond and Elros being told "don't do (x), that's how Maedhros lost his hand"??
Like, at Amon Ereb when the twins were newly acquired and refusing to eat their vegetables and Maglor is Mag-mothering them until Erestor, feral half-sane clinically depressed anarchist Avari hostage/patient/infiltrator and Certified Little Shit, hits em with:
"I would listen to the Lord Maglor, winyamor, he well knows the dangers that come to young elflings who don't eat enough vegetables - after all, that's how his brother lost his hand."
Elrond looks conflicted. Elros squints suspiciously. "Truly?"
Erestor, practically comatose since the massacre but ultimately saved from Fading by the biological compulsion to fuck with you, lays a hand over his heart. "I would never lie about such a thing! Just what do you take me for? This is a true tale and a grave warning - the Lord Maedhros' hand was tragically lost in the days of his youth, whilst he was still growing as you are. He refused to eat his vegetables and so, cruelly deprived of the strength it needed to grow strong, his body started to fall apart! First his fingers, then his thumb, and then his palm and wrist - all turned blue and dropped off!"
"No!" Elrond gasps. Elros looks both terrified and impressed. Maglor's face is scrunched up into something that the twins probably interpret as pained - at reminder of the horrors of limbs falling off! - but is actually just him busting a rib trying not to laugh.
"Yes!" Erestor cries with relish. "And it never grew back. All because he didn't eat his vegetables. Isn't that right, Lord Maedhros?"
Maedhros, a looming terror at the head of the table, scarred and solemn and impenetrable as his fortresses, narrows his eyes consideringly at the unfolding shenanigans and the rascal behind it. His conclusion? Fuck it. He gives a slow, solemn nod. Completely deadpan and exaggeratedly formal, because it may have been centuries since he last had his brothers smothering laughter at political dinners but the Finwëan sense of humour, once caught, is not an ailment easily cured.
Maglor conceals his wheezes behind his goblet as Erestor nods sagely to the wide-eyed twins, who suddenly seem a sight more interested in their vegetables.
#it helps that maedhros also has a metric fuck ton of scars so he can make up so much shit#know how i lost my eye? didnt go to bed on time and it shrivelled up#why do i have to wear a shoulder brace sometimes? didn't practice my letters and the bones all fell apart#where'd my fingernails go? didnt wash my hands before eating and they ran away#why is my back all stripy with criss-cross lines? didnt use my cutlery and they attacked me#why are some of my teeth metal? cause i didnt clean em properly for two minutes with mint ointment and i accidentally ate them in my sleep#whys there grey bits in my hair? didnt bathe after running around in the woods and the cobwebs got stuck and never came out#what happened to my ears? ducked underneath a horse and it spooked and bit them off so never ever do that again elros its very dangerous ok#i dont care your ears are smaller because youre peredhel elros the horse will get you#whys my hair so short? didnt comb it so it was stolen by orcs now hand me the brush and get over here elrond your head's a birdnest#for all that the kid's questions sometimes make maedhros a lil uncomfortable its actually really healing for him#sure sauron whipped him until his spine broke but now he uses those marks to get his kids to eat with cutlery like civilised people#and he cut his hair in a depressive spiral after fingon died but his kids think it was so tangled the orcs stole it to make scruffy orc wig#and his shoulders fucked from hanging on thangondrim for decades but if you kids dont sit down and do your lessons then so help me -#his beloved fingon always kissed his scars when he was allowed but it was witty irreverent half insane erestor who helped him laugh at them#i kind of ship it in a 'secret third thing' kinda way u feel me? not sex not friends but they bring a lot out of eachother its weird#erestor#maedhros#kidnap fam#elrond and elros#maglor#there is a fic that goes with this who wants it
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apnourry · 22 days ago
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just wholesome girls night vibes🖤
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o0corruptedghoul0o · 1 year ago
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to clarify some things although I think most of you already took a right guess
yes I'm simomo
to put it short, after my cc got stolen and reuploaded on several platforms and I left for a little while, I enjoyed the game and actually played sims (what shocker) and in that time I decided to change the way I create hairs a little - a more simple style that matches the game aesthetic better. and with that change I had also hope those fuckers give up on stealing my hairs.
with the new name I simply hoped it would take them longer to "find" me again and... because it fits my new aesthetics more, since I don't wanna hold back anymore what I really like (gore, smut and all that jazz)
I don't create as much cc as before and often just do some simple gameplay, so I don't really see myself as cc creator on this platform anymore... just a personal blog with all things I like and when I feel like creating cc, I share it... just not as regular as before.
and for the love of god, don't send me asks about my old hairs please, they're all in the vault and there are big sfs folders with all my shit
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unable2sitstill · 5 months ago
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i literally yelled my voice hoarse playing dokapon kingdom. i get the feeling this is a common occurrence with this game...
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kaesaaurelia · 5 months ago
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Friends, tonight's Hero Forge theme is betrayal, heartbreak, and having entirely too many dogs.
Companion to this.
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pilonciillo · 1 month ago
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lol didn’t think someone giving money would give me anxiety
#to the judge that’s gonna see this case next year and the lawyer that is representing it assuming the state idk how this all works#why has the person to say the least get to go a whole year without consequence? a known criminal who after stealing from me and being#released and again getting arrest now for gang violence or some shit she was let go? she maybe associated to the group that killed that boy#last year. and here i am panicking because im afraid to carry cash. im paranoid that imma go outside and my car will be missing. i’m get#panic attacks when i drive to close to that gym and tired going back but physically cannot get out of my car and i start to cry in the#parking lot. i’m not sitting at work shaking forcing myself not to cry because someone handed me cash and i’m afraid someone is going to#steal my purse again. you think that’s not a big deal and honestly i didn’t think it was until my purse was gone. my cards stolen and used.#my key missing EVERYTHING in my purse GONE. so many things in there plus the purse i had money and all that is stuff i paid for now im out#all that cash i’m out 500$ for a key replacement i stopped feeling safe leaving my house all my non replaceable things gone and everyone#spoke to me like it was my fault and had to stand their crying while adults told me not to use a gym locker ??? but in the same breath telli#telling me this isn’t the first time she’s done this she has a warrant for her arrest she’s known to steal cars i’m the problem and there’s#nothing they can do to help me. so while i cry because all the money i had lost and never got back i had to do ALL the work to call my bank#track where my cards were being spent at call the jpay line she transferred money to look up the person she cashapped money to call the#business she was actively spending money at ask the manger if she is currently there and if they could give the police all the receipts and#video of her there for them to act like the hero’s for my brother and i tracking her down while you all belittled me#FUCK YOU AND FUCK HER i can’t be fucking normal about STUPID mundane shit i’m stuck here shaking and crying and what you tell me later it’s#not a big deal? give me all the content of your car and wallet or purse or backpack take nothing out and see what you’re left with and how m#much you need to spend to drive your car again and to tow your car home let a stranger have all your cards and address and tell me you feel#safe#OH and for the gym to tell me they know about her she used to be an employee there she doesn’t have a membership so they don’t know how she#got in and they can’t help but she did steal from another girl that night and an employee last month and who knows how many more ppl like#that’s convenient you pos sounds like she has friends that still work at the gym and open the back door for her or just let her in that’s#crazy no ? and this is all alleged because when if i lost all these things i can’t speak on what did or didn’t happen that’s some crazy bull#shit anyways the towing company felt bad for me maybe because i hadn’t stopped crying they gave me the key replacement number and told me to#mention he referred me so i could get a discount and the layman felt back for me because when i called him i started to cry and when he told#me the price i cried harder so 500$ was the cheapest but pretty much my whole check#key man*#bad** LET ME FIX TAGS#allegedly all these ppl are privileged kids from a privileged background that grew up in a sheltered community and thing there’s no#consequences to their actions because of the lack of accountability from their parents who willing pay for people to look the other way
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kimjunnoodle · 7 months ago
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Trip helping Costco get night kisses from his vampire 💘
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autisticaradiamegido · 20 days ago
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Do you have any OCs that you haven't drawn before?
that i haven't EVER drawn before?? nah. my oc creation process is 100% a doodle-out approach, i get a design first and then i think about who the fuck this guy is lol
that i haven't drawn on THIS blog? yeah, i believe so. my college capstone project was a comic concept with a decent sized cast, and I don't think I have visited any of them here! maybe I will pick back up with them at some point, but unfortunately school being school did put kind of a nasty aftertaste on all my guys, PLUS there are some design things I would probably do differently now. so maybe y'all will see the reworked and refined versions someday!
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tastycitrus · 4 months ago
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come join the cygnus knights
please ignore that our empress is currently in a coma
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