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so that new official valentine's art, huh...
#ace attorney#miles edgeworth#dick gumshoe#detective gumshoe#essence of wendy oldbag#gyakuten saiban#gyakuten kenji#valentines day#my art#like don't get me wrong the fit is fire#and i understand why from a popularity standpoint#but this is a man who would hate v-day with his entire being#get klavier in the valentine's spirit#you can't tell me that guy doesn't have yearly themed vogue shoots
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20 min valentines day sketch of the two worst cupids ever
#too focused on eachother like just shoot the arrow man#my art#fanart#danisnotonfire#dan and phil#amazingphil#phanart#phil lester#dan howell#phan
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happy valentine’s day!!!!!!!! (prints)
#there was more to this but man……eugughgughu#happy valentines day jayvik nation !#my art#fanart#digital art#illustration#procreate#jayvik#jayce x viktor#jayce talis#jayce league of legends#viktor arcane#viktor league of legends#jayce arcane#league of legends#arcane
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truly I think Hugh prayed to the lord to save his soul and that's why they never got to make Hannigram explicit (sexually, romantically) because Mads is so fucking charming, he knew he would be done I mean remember Gillian forgetting her lines when she had to kiss him? or Caroline all giggly in their intimate scene? lol that man THAT MAN
#“sex scenes are so boring” “not with me” mikkelsen#nbc hannibal#mads mikkelsen#murder husbands#hannibal lecter#hannibal#will graham#hannigram#hugh dancy#my old man is a bad man#dear lord when I get to heaven
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It’s the puppy-boy au!!
#fankid beam GO#dog man#puppyboy au#dogman#detey#lil petey#petey the cat#timeskip#fanart#fan comic#my art
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Consider: Post-canon Zuko wakes up in the body of his childhood self, the morning of That War Meeting. Would he still speak against the plans, knowing his fate? What do you think he would do differently the second time around?
"Turned away at the doors, Zuzu?"
"Shut up, Azula," her brother sulked. But sulked weirdly, after staring at her too long and too wide-eyed, not like she'd surprised him but--
But like he hadn't expected her to be there. At all.
He turned away. ...He turned back. "Hey, Lala? Do you think you could help me practice that one set?"
He didn't meet her eyes.
She narrowed hers. "Which set?"
"The one I'm bad at."
She scoffed. Pushed away from the wall she'd been leaning against. "That's all of them, Dum-Dum."
He didn't shout or stomp or yell about the nickname. His lips twitched.
"It's okay," he said. "If you're afraid you won't be a better teacher that my instructor..."
It was the most obvious manipulation ever.
Perhaps if he proved an adequate firebending student, she'd work on his courtly survival skills next. Honestly, it was good that not even Uncle Gets-Cousins-Killed had been fool enough to take Zuko into that war meeting. She could only imagine how terribly that could have gone.
"Keep up," she said, and turned her steps towards the training grounds.
He did. There, and during the katas she ran him through.
Azula kept her eyes narrowed.
"Hey," he asked, "do you know how to bend lightning yet?"
As if he could have missed it, if she'd been able to get more than sparks. "I will soon," she said.
"You will," he agreed, and flowed through his next set. The one she'd only just mastered.
Father didn't notice how weird Zuzu was being. Uncle never noticed anything. Zuko ate dinner and asked a servant for seconds and didn't stutter or flinch or lose his appetite when father asked, coolly, what he'd done with his day. Azula's shoulders tensed, because one mention of how she'd squandered her own training time teaching him--
"Azula hogged the training grounds. For hours," Zuzu scowled, exactly like a petulant thirteen year old.
Exactly like he hadn't been acting all day.
By the time Father was looking her way, Azula had her usual smirk in place. "I'm sure there would be room for both of us," she said, "you're not afraid of a little friendly fire, are you, brother?"
Zuko sulked. And ate his seconds, like he was enjoying each bite. There was something in his eyes, like a joke no one else was getting.
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Father died that night. A heart attack. There were the faintest of burns to either side of the treacherous organ; the royal physician hypothesized that he'd grabbed at his chest, fingers burning hot in his final moments; so hot they'd only exacerbated the problem.
The royal physician would never have been brought any victims of lighting strikes. Those that occurred in the capital did not generally require a doctor in the aftermath.
Zuzu ate a hearty breakfast.
He didn't order seconds. Azula gave him points, at least, for not being tacky.
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The sages named Iroh as regent.
They named Zuko as Fire Lord.
"No," the tiny Fire Lord in his perfectly miniaturized Fire Lord robes said, sitting at the head of his war council. "We're not doing that. And I'll be reviewing all recent battle plans, as well. What's this I hear about a division of new recruits being deployed to the front?"
He did not mention how he'd heard of the 41st Division. No one asked.
"Prince Iroh, surely--" one of the generals tried to appeal.
The young Fire Lord's regent was looking as startled as the rest of them, for a moment. Then he sipped his tea, and smiled.
"Your Fire Lord is correct, of course. A change in our leadership--a change the other nations may mistakenly view as weakness--will necessitate a change in our strategy."
"Now," said their lord, "what, exactly, is our overall objective in this war?"
War, the new Fire Lord decreed, was not an end unto itself.
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The new Fire Lord continued to have time, to pretend to be trained by her. Azula watched him. Adjusted her footwork. Did not tolerate, and was not offered, any commentary on who was teaching who.
"What did you do with my brother?" she asked, as they flowed from one set to the next. As her hands, poised to throw fire, just so happened to be pointed his way.
He missed a step. It didn't look like an act.
"I'm, uh. Right here?"
She didn't bother to dignify that.
He didn't bother to look worried about her hands, one movement off from a true attack.
He looked around, then grabbed her sleeve, and tugged her further from any walls that may hide ears. The royal family's private training grounds were wonderfully large, and wonderfully open.
"It's me," he said. "It's still me. Just. More of me? Longer of me?"
She narrowed her eyes. A familiar expression, by this point. "Explain."
"...I found the Avatar," he said. "And this is definitely his fault, but--but I guess it started at a war meeting, when I was thirteen."
Azula listened. It was a very Dum-Dum story.
#Zuko blue spiriting off to kill a man: mom would be so proud <3#Regent Iroh is left to wonder when his nephew learned to brew a decent cup of calming tea#and also managed to develop an impressively fleshed out plan to transition the Fire Nation economy from war to industry#Hakoda looking down at an invitation to meet for formal peace negotiations: why does it say to bring my children#Kya: he's only thirteen. maybe he doesn't know which way he swings yet?#in another timeline Kya would have been killed by the same crew that was instead tasked to carry this message#sssh let's pretend the timing works#Azula: no but really give me one good reason not to tattle on your time-traveling possibly-just-a-body-stealing-spirit self to Uncle#Zuko: you could tattle on me#or#I could tattle on him#Hey Azula. Did you know Uncle left a breeding pair of dragons alive?#egg field trip egg field trip egg field trip#avatar the last airbender#atla#Zuko#Azula#fire lord Zuko#ficlet
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this but with krugernikto is absolutely frying me
i know its SOOOO ooc for them but who cares when it’s hilarious
they act like you’ve been married for 15 years at that point, even when you’ve only known these guys for like. 3 minutes.
and somehow it just works? kruger is the one doing the heavy lifting with charming words and just easing you into their dynamic and nikto is there as your rock, you can rely on him for whatever, whenever, no matter what. and he always makes sure to remind you of that fact as much as he can
they themselves already argue like an old married couple, whats another one in the mix? (they do NOT bicker with u tho, u tell them to shut up and they will, very pliant, very docile very demure) can’t you see? how easy they fit into your life? it’s like they were always meant to be there in the first place. :)
(after they successfully incorporate you into the mix they lay claim on you in subtle ways, like your new pair of earrings matches krugers [pry my hc of him wearing stud earrings away from my dead body, u cant] and nikto’s dog tags are always seen around your neck. these ones are placeholders. temporary. until they can slip not one but two shining rings on your hand soon.. you’re theirs now, after all. )
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sorry another bald tshirt post that came to me last night
#leon rambles#nikto x reader#sebastian krueger x reader#sillyposting#sometimes SOMETIMES krugernikto has a ‘me and my bitch dont argue he bash my head in with a rock and i walk it off like a man’#who’s bashing who over the head? they alternate#both of em need a good rock to the head sometimes i think they can handle it
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Alan y MC.
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I feel like the 141 pitch in and hire a maid service for their Captain as a Valentine's treat.
He gets home. He knows someone is already here, but when he sees you, he rolls with it.
Hair pinned back, apron pressed neatly and tied in a bow. Slight damp patch from where you'd been leaning over the sink. Tells you to stop fussing with the dishes, that's what the dishwasher's for.
He's tracked mud into the hallway, boots are scuffed and dirty. You'd be better off greeting him properly (happy, kneeling) with the scrubbing brushes and boot polish.
(Someone better tell him you were just hired for the day. He's already clearing out space in the wardrobe and googling joint bank accounts).
#no val fic bc im going through it rn#so instead i shall force people to read my rambling fantasies#i imagine that shes not even a 'sexy' maid service where they do naked cleaning or whatever#just an ordinary woman who joined the agency for part time and weekend work — gotta get that money somehow#and now you have!!! unwittingly and (unwillingly) struck the jackpot with what you thought was an ordinary job#for a “very busy man with a high-stress job. travels a lot”#didnt expect to see him nor to end up [redacted]#hehehee#(wish fulfilment) who said that#john price x reader#price x reader#captain john price#john price/reader#john price imagine#cod imagine#tw dubcon#< not reeeeeally but kind of implied#boot cleaning#báirseach rambles
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nail polish
it tastes bad (and also burns)
idk i just wanted to
what is THE worst thing you've ever drank. all liquids acceptable. please tell me what it was, bonus points for why
#this sounds like a shitpost but i actually did this#i was a kid and my cousin was over and i was trying to get her to play truth or dare with me#so i dared myself to drink it as like#encouragement or something#idfk man#she said something about me dying so i told my mom and cried for like an hour#this is the same girl that slammed the door in my face when we tried to run from the scary maze flash jumpscare#which isn't relevant at all btw#i just think it's really funny#anyway the nailpolish burnt like a bitch and i had a scab on my tongue for two weeks so that's cool i guess#i'm sure this reflects well on my personality#i didn't turn out like this for no reason ig#shitpost#funny#kaiidos rambles#actually now that i think about it#i don't think tongues actually scab??#so idk what's up with that#maybe it was just raw for a while
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:(((
#poor fidds#needs a big ol hug#my art#gravity falls#fiddleford mcgucket#old man mcgucket#stanford pines#ford pines#fiddleauthor#stanley pines#stan pines
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good thing from jp twitter this week is queen of old man yaoi michiru sonoo discovering the term old man yaoi
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quick translation: おかえり: welcome home あ 終わった 終わった: ahhh, it's over! it's done! コーヒー? お茶?: coffee? tea? コ~ヒ~ ありがと: coffee, thank you~ ネクタイレア★★ ネクタイ取るレア★★★★: seeing him with a tie on, rarity level ★★, seeing him take a tie off, rarity level ★★★★ にあうな~: it suits him~
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also please do follow: AraigumaSha: sensei's twitter account marureviere: maru, who does such valuable work highlighting bl manga for an international audience
#'this is my old man yaoi masterpiece' <3333#soooooo cute she is SO excited and pleased about it and so giddily interacting with international fans about it#and marvelling to japanese fans like: did you guys know about this??? old man yaoi \o\ \o/#psttt michiru-sensei you want to do a severance doujinshi soooo bad. please.#meanwhile foul thing from jp twitter this week is the man boasting about how he made deepfake p*rn of his girlfriend's best friend#because he couldn't stop thinking about her#and also he thought he was being such a Good Boyfriend he actually told his girlfriend about it#and he was furious she was furious#he was like women........ i'm doing this for the good of our relationship but women never understand our (men's) sacrifices#you know all those doombait articles about how japan is going to go extinct#maybe that should happen.#anyway. let old man yaoi heal you until then.#michiru sonoo#manga#yaoi#twitter#old man yaoi#queer#gay#long post#lgbt#japan#japanese
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Can you believe I'm having to make this meme even after successfully finishing up taxes and applying to job
#adhd#autism#Dad: Don't worry little man it's super simple! Just let me - the figure you seek support from - tell you to not be afraid#and then - stay with me here! - juuuuuust do it!#voila. my job is done you're welcome have fun doing all the research and figuring out without issue now <3 no problem#(and no of course I won't acknowledge your previous adulting accomplishments bc that's just expected stuff anyway)#||#vent#i guess? man#i don't have opinions or feelings on the internet often but man
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this man has never met an alien he couldn’t parent
#sonic movie 3#shadow the hedgehog#tom wachowski#sonic the hedgehog#i am never drawing an adult man again that SUCKED#my art#anyway that quote was made for shadow and nobody can convince me otherwise
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