#My legs fell asleep

[hoaxghost]

the stinky allegations never cease not even in the holiday season

[looks-at-you]

Nap so good I forgot I was on the bus to Hersey

[chrysanthemumpotter]

sparkling water tastes like when you legs fall asleep

[gontroublevt]

That moment when you can't move because cat laws and there's a very heavy cat with a cone on your lap. Except she's not my cat, its 2am, I'm sitting on the floor in the dark and I only have my phone flashlight, another cat is hissing at the door and another is trying to hop on my shoulders, I'm also the only person awake, and this isn't my place actually.

[p4nishers]

death from discworld was right cats really are the point for existence

[lavenoon]

I got a new tattoo!!

@naffeclipse so he can't come to the appointment, but he can look at the result <3

*self insert Aster is not a girl (he/ she)

og detective au by sunnys-aesthetic!

(tat pic under cut, warning for my bare, complaining about being shaved leg lmao)

I'll now go back to not including my tattoos in my doodles unless they suit me, because man that's a lot of lines lmao

[m00ngbin]

TFS TUESDAY!!! (WEDNESDAY??)

[tang3r1n]

i wanna have one of those bff moments with nami where we’re jumping on the bed and screaming along to music and there’s dirty clothes and chip bags and messy makeup running down our sweaty faces but it’s okay cause we’re just girls and we’re just being happy together.

[yeahiguess3232]

If it fits it sits

(Might delete or overwork this, just had to get it out of my system for now)

[mint-termsandconditions]

Free Rope MF

Rope MF is in the Kirby games, not clickbait?!?

Portrait and not dialogue:

Rope MF info-dumping about ropes (you can’t escape):

ONE LAST THING!

Thanks you guys for existing and deciding to follow for some reason!

Don’t worry I’ll make a more official thank you post later

Spoilers: Y’all gonna be hit with the neutral energy beam

Here’s the to sites I stole the rope information from:

Other site

[flowery-laser-blasts]

Not me feverishly drawing Drakgo while squatting in a stuffed train all because one of my favourite songs got the full release on Spotify after YEARS.

[xderrickmountx]

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[vagueconfusion]

in one of my dreams there was a squirrel that had gotten into my work (in the food prep area) and i was panicking and chasing it around and eventually it stopped and turned and lifted it's arms like it wanted to be picked up and i ended up carrying this squirrel outside and it watched me go back in and so i spent the rest of the dream worried that the squirrel was going to show back up and that it was following me

and then i woke up and fell back asleep and in a dream i woke up and went to go to the bathroom and turned on the light and found a partially dismembered corpse in my bathroom

[stinkrascal]

SDV UPDATE!!!!!!!! goodbye everyone if you need me i will be tending to my chickens and my shane sdv

[hogcallingcuntest]

i hate the germania insurance amphitheater in austin with all my heart but i love king gizzard so i will suffer gods most evil parking lot

[propalahramota]

"Post-nut clarity" this, "post-nut clarity" that...what about post-anxiety attack clarity, huh?