#My friends and i were making hcs for these idiots and one of them being them playing fnaf 4

[deztryx]

Woah Brawl stars content

They playing fnaf 4 (Fang is STRESSING)

Based of my besties fave brawlers x3 including mine can you guess 😸

(Cough fang)

[bomber-grl]

General Percy Jackson dating hc⋆°🌊

~ ⋆｡‧𖦹 Percy Jackson x Gn!Reader(no pronouns)

Percy is so sassy

I think we as a fandom have established that, however sometimes you underestimate how far he’ll go.

No matter how long you’ve been dating he’ll still be sassy 😔😭

Of course it’s downgraded though

He chose mercy today

Anyway

Although he can get sassy sometimes, there is without a doubt that he loves you.

If there are 100 people who love you Percy is one of them. 1 person who loves you? Percy is that person

Zero? Percy is dead

He absolutely adores you, even if he can be a big idiot sometimes.

Now, when the two of you got together it was pretty much the same as when you were friends

Just romantic

You’d get reminded of your relationship when he calls you his girlfriend/boyfriend/partner

Especially in front of others

Or when he starts holding your hand and kissing you

It’s definitely a change

But not necessarily a bad one

Hes the type of guy to make being your boyfriend his whole personality

(Not actually but let me explain)

He’ll def wear those shirt with “I love my [insert your preferred title]

And he won’t care who sees it 😭

He’s proud no matter what

And is an absolute menace if anyone says anything about it

Or to you, for that matter

He’s powerful and we all know that

You can obviously defend yourself however sometimes he just can’t hold back

If anything were to ever happen to you

Let’s just say the opposing side will be as if it never existed.

I don’t see Percy as the jealous type ngl

I’ve seen many others say he would be and I think he could be, but only sometimes

He knows you’re just as loyal to him as he is to you

However if he sees anyone flirt and you don’t notice or tell them to back off-

He will for you

He won’t hesitate to slide an arm around your waist and ask what the hell the other person is doing with a raised eyebrow

He sasses the other person so much he leaves no room for argument 😭

Percy trusts with everything he’s got

So if you were to ever betray him he’d be crushed

Especially if you really know him

Just don’t betray him 🤷‍♀️

Percy follows you around all the time when he’s got nothing to do

He’s strong and independent

…wheeennn he’s away from you

He’s always by your side

And he loves to spend time with you too

He can’t say goodbye without hugging or kissing you

That’s a definite quirk of his

He’s technically not supposed to exist but it makes you glad he’s the only demigod child of Poseidon

And the only other person who shares his cabin is Tyson, so that way you two can sleepover and cuddle.

Ofc you guys get to actually do that once Tyson stops talking to you guys 😭

Only when Tyson goes off do you guys have time to chill in his cabin and the sleepovers you have are almost endless

I say almost because you eventually got caught by the harpy’s and luckily Chiron came in time to prevent you guys being ripped to shreds :,)

Before all that happened tho, you and Percy would cuddle and you’d play with Percy’s hair

He LOVES having his hair played with and his scalp massaged

And he accidentally insinuates that he misses that the most out of you getting banned from his cabin

The audacity for him to miss your massages rather than your presence

He let you have his share of desert as an apology for as long as you want 😭😭

You felt guilty so eventually you stopped 😭

If you are a sword fighter like him, you both often spar together.

You hit two birds with one stone

You practice your skills, and get to hang out together

What could be better?

Even then, if you specialize with daggers or a spear then it still works out

Sorry if you’re an archer 😭

Before you’re even introduced to Sally she already loves you!

And vise versa

Percy talks so much about you guys to each other that you practically already met her

And she already knew about you before you guys even started dating 😭

Percy told her (albeit a bit reluctantly) that he had a crush and the rest was history

When you finally meet it’s an automatic click and the both of you hit it off

Honestly Percy’s happy to see two of the most important people in his life getting along.

So, we’re all aware of how much of a menace Percy is, right?

Well he absolutely teases the fuck out of you

If that’s how you’re comfortable with

It’s not bad but it’s definitely silly and makes you smile at his antics, especially when you’re pretending to be mad at him 😭

You’re so weak for him lol

As is he for you

Mans is a simp and a so called “free thinker”

That changes when you step into the room and start talking to him

So after you guys got banned from going into each others cabins for unplanned sleepovers you guys had to make the most of the time you had together during the day

Just imagine an innocent camper walking by and seeing “beat ares, stopped two wars” Percy

The thing is, Percy is absolutely putty in your hands and has his head resting on your lap with your hands in his hair

Some would usually tease but with his reputation nowadays, nobody dares

With the exception of close Ally’s and ofc, Clarisse

It’s little moments that get you guys closer than ever like when there’s campfires and you can just enjoy the moment

Or when you can go into the lake

Which is where you guys had your first kiss

And it was sweet and spontaneous

And then awkward afterwards because of the walk back to your cabins 😭

Even then Percy gave you a quick peck and ran off

Best believe he was kicking his feet once he got back to his cabin 😭

you awoke the next day with being the new hot gossip in camp so that was… interesting

Anyway

I’m aware that I’ve made Percy to be a bit a menace

Although he is exactly that on the regular-

He really does care about you

Sometimes whenever he looks at you he can’t help but think about how lucky he got

He’s glad to have met you and tries his best to let you know at every chance he gets

Even if the things he might say come off as cringe, he means it

Maybe to a less cringey extent tho lolol

Bro can’t help it, he’s a romantic at heart

But only ever for you

[annabelle--cane]

i wasn’t here when tma reached the height of its popularity (i only joined last year) so could you describe the Vibes (how bad the drama was, did it feel like there were too many people, etc.)

only if you want to :]

I've said this before, so this may be a familiar spiel to longer term followers, but 2020 tma fandom was honestly not the worst fandom I've ever been in, it was just by far the biggest thing I have ever been actively into at peak popularity and so the 1% of insane people that are found in every fan space were 1% of a much bigger total population. most people were fine and chill, but there were a vocal minority who Weren't.

major ingredients in the discourse pot:

from my observations, tma had a small but devoted listener base for its first few years, then it got a little bump in mid 2018, then a considerable bump in late 2019, then hit proper virality in early 2020, so there were a lot of people with hipster complexes about being Real Fans who were there first and weren't just part of the masses.

at this point I'm not even sure if this part was true, but the above was compounded by the perception that the earlier og listener base were mostly adults and the new wave of fans were mostly tweens and teens. whether the different waves actually fell along those age lines or not, a lot of people felt like the fandom was split into 80% Cringe Zoomers Who Are Here For Ships And Memes and 20% Millennials and Gen X'ers With Media Literacy Who Are Here For Horror. nice dichotomy, idiot, now what lies outside it, etc and such and such. our blessed fandom etiquette vs their barbarous dni lists.

which isn't to say that suddenly having a huge number of people, including young people, become interested in a single piece of media at a time of global stress where everyone had to be much more online and the content of the media itself was at its darkest and most socially relevant had no downsides. oh no. Oh No.

"my headcanon is not only objectively the best headcanon but it actually invalidates all of yours and if you hc something different then it's an act of bigotry against my Correct Headcanon." / "I have drawn up a list of Good Characters you have to like and aren't allowed to criticize and a list of Bad Characters you have to hate and can't acknowledge exist unless it's to make fun of and completely condemn them." / "I saw her username in the kudos of a jonelias fic" "girl what were YOU doing in the kudos of a jonelias fic" / "this latest episode handled a social issue unforgivably badly, I haven't experienced it myself but the vibes were off, everyone demand accountability and boycott the rest of the show" "hey that one was actually based on jonny's personal experiences" "ah fuck not again. well boys let's remember this for next time. this latest epis--"

honestly most of the discourse was down to like two or three friend groups. there was one group of people who you will probably remember if you were there at the time whom I have sometimes seen referred to as the Clown Gang. Clown Gang were ground zero for a good 90% of fan discourse ("hcing melanie as ace is ableist and lesbophobic" "fan content that focuses on jon's asexuality is biphobic. what's pansexuality I've never heard of it." "desolation tim aus are inherently ableist and racist"), but eventually they had a big falling out with Clown Prime and things calmed down. to be very clear I hold no ill will towards any of these people for four year old bad takes, hence why I'm not using any names, but god was it a time.

and this is only about the tumblr side of things. I was barely active of twitter so idk what it was like there but I was on tiktok for about a year during that time and the vibes were wildly different. iirc people there were less confrontational and there wasn't really a callout culture like on tumblr, but the extremes of the takes were FAR worse.

[imaginingbleach]

idk got inspired by my Ichigo crushing hcs

Crushing HCs

Shinji Hirako

This man might have rizz, but he can also become a bumbling idiot when it comes to you

His issue? His charisma comes from not having a direct attachment.

Or already having them in his grip.

If you're a stranger or his partner? Man is the rizz master.

Are you teetering on that line where he's starting to catch feelings for you?

Fuck, suddenly he can't speak-

The fucking second he starts seeing you as a little more than a friend he's flirting with he knows he's gonna make a fool of himself.

He is also torn between wanting to be near you all the time and wanting to avoid you to not look like an idiot.

He ends up stuttering a lot, might even forget words, and if you smile and/or giggle at him? He forgets to breathe.

He's absolutely smitten and it's probably obvious to everyone but you...

Though, it means you get to see him being a flustered mess a little longer.

He's already learned a lot about you with his previous flirting, but he will try to learn absolutely everything.

He keeps a small notebook on him to write things down; even uses notes on his phone and what not.

Maybe you told him about a cloud that reminded you of your favorite animal; suddenly you'll get a stuffed version of that.

Maybe you tell him you love a flower in a field; bouquet for you.

Might even note it as your favorite color and get you small gifts in that color.

Eventually you'll start to notice he's paying a bit lot more than any of the others he spends time with...

You notice he hasn't flirted with you in... A while, which did upset you a bit but you were glad with the different type of attention...

Oh! OH

"Hey, Shinji? I like you too." It was just a simple kiss on the cheek, but Shinji's face lit up like a Christmas tree.

It took a lot of courage to say it, but you knew it would take him a while to get the words out.

Aaaannnnnndddd suddenly Shinji is back.

"Naturally, knew y'couldn resist~"

"Says the one who was stuttering earlier."

"Ya can't blame me if everythin' ya do takes my breath away~"

"S... Shut up!"

The gift giving only gets worse after you've both confessed.

He likes taking you on dates; every kind of date. He might complain about hiking dates , but he'll do it for you.

He was the one who initiated the first kiss.

It was probably spur of the moment and maybe not too romantic in your head...

But, when he saw you sitting there... Engrossed in something he'd seen you do a thousand times before...

It just hit him. It was different this time. The two of you were dating and he could finally show you just how adorable he found your every little thing.

Even this.

He'd walk over like "babe?" getting a mumbled "uh-huh?" before he cupped your cheeks and planted a breath taking kiss on you.

You'd only be able to stare at him dazedly as he walked away with a grin and not bothering to explain.

[gay-dorito-dust]

Heyyy

So I really liked the Damian Wayne x reader platonic friend thingy your wrote. I really feel like there should be more of those.

Anyways, k cam where to respect something similar. Can u maybe write hc on what it'd be like to be friends w him? Like bantering n stuff and maybe u can focus a bit on how Bruce feels abt it? Oh and bonus points if the reader is awkward.

Toodles!

Being friends with Damian isn’t easy in the slightest, mainly because he doesn’t make it easy for anyone to befriend him in the first place. So the fact that you managed to accomplish that was a major achievement already.

However that didn’t mean anything afterwards was made any easier for you just because you managed to make the impossible become possible. No. Why? Damian is one hell of a dry conversationalist if Titus or animals in general weren’t involved.

He’s basically an extroverts worst nightmare given a human form. For no matter how hard you tried to bait him into giving more then a one word answer out of him, it always ends with Damian not taking the bait and allowing a air of awkward silence to befall you both while everyone else was having a better time then you.

You: hey Damian.

Him: hello l/n.

You: how have you been?

Him: in peak condition, why?

You: it’s because I don’t see you that much outside of school, it’s almost as if your allergic to social interaction.

Him: Tt. why should I go out of my way to do such a thing? I have you as an acquaintance don’t I?

You: I mean yeah I guess-

Him: then I have no need to expand my friend group, for they’ll only disappoint me. Now is that all?

You: I mean there’s not much else to talk about at this point.

Him: good.

*cue to the pair of you sitting in utter, awkward silence*

When Damian says one friend is all he needs, he genuinely means it. One is enough for him. He doesn’t need anymore because he knows that he doesn’t have the time for them. Plus he might not say it out loud but he does appreciate your friendship, even if your both awkward individuals within most social situations, but he is happy that someone finally gave him a chance to be a friend.

So even if you were to ever ask why you were friends it’ll probably go something a bit like this;

You: why are you friends with me?

Him: you aren’t an idiot, plus you’re the only one who isn’t insufferable.

You: is that meant to be taken as a compliment or…

Him: take it as you see fit.

You: okay…

Damian as a friend would be protective i’d like to think? I mean you are literally the first friend he’s made so naturally he’s going to feel something when he sees you being friends with anyone else that wasn’t him.

Was it insecurity that you not day might not want to be his friend anymore? Possibly.

Will he ever admit to it though? No. This is Damian we’re talking about, of course he won’t.

Also being friends with Damian would best summed up as being two people who shouldn’t work but ultimately do either way, kind of like an ‘against all their differences they’re the best of friends’ type of duo because nobody and I mean nobody saw a friendship between you two ever happening. Ever.

Not even the great Bruce Wayne.

Speaking about him. If you ever got to visit the Wayne Manor and meet his father aka THE Bruce Wayne. Take it as a sign as you’ve made it as Damian’s best friend.

Would you shit yourself upon meeting quite possibly the most powerful man in Gotham? Yes and your sweating buckets on top of that, all the while Damian would be stood next to you completely unfazed as he introduced you to his father as his best mate.

Damian: father.

Bruce: Damian.

Damian: *points to you* this is my best friend and I expect that they get treated with respect during their visit here.

You: hi- hello it’s an honour to meet you M-Mr Wayne sir.

Bruce: tell me how you’ve come to befriend my son?

You: we were in the same art class and I noticed that he had no one to sit next to, and so I offered for him to sit with me, keep in mind I’m not that well liked and practically had a whole table to myself, and I’d like to think our friendship started with that small act of kindness Mr Wayne sir.

Bruce: and had Damian been kind to you?

You: in his own unique way sir but I wouldn’t want it any other way.

Bruce: *smiled* you’re a good kid l/n and you can go ahead and drop the formalities and call me Bruce instead. I shall go and tell Alfred to add another plate at the dinner table tonight.

Bruce, upon hearing that Damian had made a friend, wanted to meet you within immediate effect and see whether or not his son made for a good judge of character and he wasn’t disappointed.

Given the fact that you were awkward aside, you were defiantly what Damian needed for a friend, and Bruce was happy to see his son finally get to be normal for once as he watched from the window as Damian practically dragged you out to the spacious backyard with an excitable Titus on your heels as the Great Dane tried to get up and personal with you.

Alfred: they are certainly a pair, aren’t they master Bruce.

Bruce: an odd pair they may seem but they even out the other perfectly. Besides when was the last time Damian looked genuinely happy?

Alfred; can’t say that I recall sir.

Bruce: neither can I. At first I was sceptical but I’m glad being wrong. I can only hope that a friendship like theirs will stand the test of time because there will be times that will test their limits with one another. But if they’re as good a pair as I think they are then they’ll be perfectly fine.

Alfred: couldn’t have put it better myself sir *smiles alongside Bruce as they watched you and Damian act on your own within the others presence while in comfortable silence as Titus fell asleep at both of your feet.*

Yeah you’ll both be alright. You’ve got each other after all and that’s what matters at the end of the day.

[yournightmary]

i need bsf!ellie whos secretly inlove with reader.. maybe even childhood bestfriend!ellie RAAAA i will preach the friends to lovers agenda till i die!

Bsf!Ellie HCs

content warning:: fem!reader, jealous!Ellie maybe?, modern!AU, mentions of drinking and smoking

AN:: Friends to lovers is so underrated.

⇢ ˗��ˋ She’s the type of friend to jokingly call you her wife/girlfriend. Probably has your contact saved as ‘my wife💍’ or something similar.

⇢ ˗ˏˋ She’s always very cuddly and clingy. Cuddles you to sleep during sleepovers… that’s just what good friends do, right?

⇢ ˗ˏˋ She was such a loser when she was younger oh my gooddd. Her first kiss was you when you both decided to ‘practice’ kissing as friends. Totally did not feel butterflies in her stomach and her heart didn’t ache, what are you taking about?

⇢ ˗ˏˋ I can see her not really knowing that she was in love with you, you know what I mean? Like, she’d think that you’re just her platonic soulmate- that’s why she feels the best when she’s around you… and why she gets jealous whenever you start getting along with other people.

⇢ ˗ˏˋ Made the mistake of being jokingly flirty at first and then you mistook each and every one of her attempts as just her being her usual silly self.

⇢ ˗ˏˋ Buys you valentines gifts and says that that’s just what best friends do.

⇢ ˗ˏˋ Definitely the type of person to force herself to date someone just so she could take her mind off of you. She couldn’t.

⇢ ˗ˏˋ Maybe like a cat and mouse sort of situation. Like you’d get into a relationship with someone so she’d start looking too, but then once she gets into a relationship you’d break up yours. Am I making sense?

⇢ ˗ˏˋ Probably did some stupid shit just to impress you when you were younger. Always ended up with bruises and tons of scratches, maybe even detention or getting grounded.

⇢ ˗ˏˋ Jokes about you guys getting married if you don’t find anyone before turning 30. Then gets happy like an idiot when you agree.

⇢ ˗ˏˋ Slept over at your place so much when you were younger that your parents started giving her chores and inviting her to family vacations. When you got older it turned into her having her own drawer of clothes and helping you out with every single task you do. Going grocery shopping? She’ll tag along. You have to fill out some important paperwork somewhere? Yeah, she can come with you.

⇢ ˗ˏˋ I have a teeny tiny feeling that’s she’d try to sabotage your dates. You’d be at a restaurant with this new person you met and she’d call all panicked and upset about something, saying how you need to come see her right now. And you’re her best friend, so of course you’re muttering apologies to your date and leaving immediately.

⇢ ˗ˏˋ Most of the people that aren’t your friends think you’re dating. Then when you tell them you’re just friends they’re like ‘righhhhttt…’ (no one believes it)

⇢ ˗ˏˋ In high school she told people you already have a prom date (you didn’t) just so they wouldn’t ask you. Then she’d swoop in and say that you should go as friends, since you both didn’t have a date.

⇢ ˗ˏˋ She’d compare herself to all the people you’ve dated all the time. And if you’ve never been in a relationship she’d do the same with your crushes, celebrity or not.

⇢ ˗ˏˋ Loves to have multiple days sleepovers because it kind of feels like you’re a happy couple living together.

⇢ ˗ˏˋ FOR SURE would read articles like ‘How to tell if your best friend is in love with you’ when she was younger. Sprinkle in some ‘How to tell if someone’s gay’ if you’re feeling like it.

⇢ ˗ˏˋ Asked you to fake date in early high school because ‘some guy kept bothering her’ (he did not wtf)

⇢ ˗ˏˋ You were with her every time she did something for the first time. When she got her first period, when she first drove a car, when she first smoked and drunk alcohol, when she had her first kiss… maybe even more. That’s what best friends are for, am I right?

⇢ ˗ˏˋ She’d say she likes someone and when you asked about it she’d do the whole ‘You know this person really well’ thing OH MY GODDD.

I love women

[goldfades]

could you write some Caitlin hc?

𝐑𝐄𝐋𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐏 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐂𝐀𝐍𝐎𝐍𝐒 ─ CC²²

─ warnings | fluff, mention of arguing/VERY SLIGHT ANGST, best friends to lovers, just a bunch of yap... sorry in advance <3

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PRE-RELATIONSHIP

i feel like caitlin just gives off childhood best friends to lovers + high school sweethearts, like you guys knew each your entire lives and were like super duper close

and then one day it kinda just like hit caitlin like SHE IS **IN LOVE** WITH YOU

she's definitely the first one to "catch feelings"

i use that term VERY loosely because both of you guys were idiots and didn't realize you'd loved each other the first time you met

but she's the first one to realize it

which i feel like would cause a slight rift between you two because up until that point, it was "platonic"

she just wouldn't know how to go about her feelings and it would just stress her out, so she just began to distance herself

and in the years you've known her SHE'S NEVER DONE THAT TO YOU, so obviously you notice

and you try and talk to her about it but she reassures you and tells you it's nothing, that she's just stressed about school

which you don't buy so you just keep bugging her about it, cause she's ur best friend ur not about to lose her!!

eventually you give up after realizing that maybe she just doesn't wanna be friends with you anymore, and after you didn't show up to her game, caitlin knew she FUCKED UP

so after the game, she goes to your house and tells you that she messed up

and you both go up to your room and talk about it, she's SO emotional and just stressed out but she pours everything out to you

and you're confused at first, caitlin likes YOU????

and when you hug her and tell her it's alright, that you liked her back, baby was taken aback cause she's like WHAT

she expected you to just be okay with it obviously but she never expected you to tell her you LIKED HER BACK????

it's just so cutesy rom-com-y and just... ADORABLE and sweet

RELATIONSHIP

queen of cuddles, oh my lord this woman is always on top of you

she doesn't really process her size sometimes cause she'll just lay on top of you and she forgets that she's literally 6ft with a bunch of muscles

you've almost died multiple times

she's super duper touchy all the 24/7 EXCEPT AT GAMES

pda is cute and all but not at games because she has to keep up an appearance and being overly touchy with your girlfriend at a game isn't exactly a great image

but she'll do it anywhere else!!!!!! but of course not too much cause again, the whole image thing

she loves taking pictures and videos to everything, her entire camera roll is just you and her atp

like vlogs GALORE to send to her family and stuff, because they adore you and her relationship!!!!

and obvs the team but they get rly sick and tired quicklu

"caitlin we get it u have an amazing healthy relationship" *attachment: 8 photos of you guys giving a thumbs down with frowns* "did we rly need 8 photos?" "yes!!!!!!!!"

and she vlogs everything, like every moment with you, she's got recorded

but those are usually very sacred to her, she doesn't show them to anyone and she hearts them so that she can look at them anytime she misses u :(

she loves showing you off on her instagram stories!!! but she gives everyone crumbs, like your back with her jersey and a cutesy little heart and you two holding hands

she has posts of you guys from high school still on instagram but she doesn't really post you a lot just because she wants to be professional

but whenever she can, SHE DOESSSS (like that whole 1yr post but with u.......)

you're at every single one of her important games!!!!! since yall have been together for so long, you guys make time for each other (ofc), she'll fly you out, pay for your hotels and everything

you're her number one supporter and fan!!!! oh my gosh

because she can't respond to weird comments, YOU def can

especially the ones that are like "i can def beat her in a 1v1" and it's just some random man

"most mens players at college level couldn't even beat her, i guarantee a random guy on tiktok could🤗" "you're 5'7, think again 💀"

caitlin just laughs at the comments but you will never let anyone shit talk your girlfriend????

she finds your protectiveness so endearing like it makes her fall more in love w you (if that's even possible?"

rom-com nights are like the ideal date night - caitlin cooks the food and you pick the movie, you guys cuddling on the couch as you eat and watch the movie is like every free saturday/sunday for yall

caitlin hates being away from you, she just wishes you could be with her 24/7

if she's away from you, expect 10000+ messages from her and 10 minute snapchat vlogs of her just at the gym while she speaks into the speakers quietly as if she's being followed (shes just dramatic)

some of the vlogs are just her in the hotel room very bored, trying to think of something to talk to u about and ITS SO CUTE

"so uh... i heard that squirrels can't burp. isn't that weird and like.... kinda sad? imagine living your whole life without being able to burp, i think i would die. speaking of that, i tried making your mom's cupcakes the other day, but i accidentally used salt instead of sugar! and that's exactly why i stick to cooking, baking is too damn hard. oh shit, kate is calling me, i gotta go but uh i hope you're having a great day. i miss you like crazy and can't wait until we're together again. i love you!"

yeah she's a yapper

she loves when you do her hair because i feel like she's more of a outfit person

so she would like if you braided her hair or like curled it or something, it makes her feel good and like pretty

the one time she curled her hair without you, she burned her arm and she swore she'd never again🫠

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[seasirengirl]

LEO VALDEZ DATING HCS

pairing: leo valdez x reader (godly parent not specified)

a/n: sorry for the super duper slow updates, my life has been a mess🫶🏼

ೀ friends to lovers is a trope owned by leo valdez and no one can change my mind

ೀ he’s such a shameless flirt

ೀ nicknames in spanish.

ೀ i repeat

ೀ nicknames in spanish.

ೀ he’s such a fun person to be around

ೀ always cracking jokes and all that

ೀ but

ೀ hold up

ೀ he doesn’t crack jokes at times when you don’t feel like hearing them, even though he’s known for doing that to others, you’re his exception

ೀ you two went everywhere together

ೀ quest? together

ೀ spending nights at bunker 9? not without you

ೀ he felt guilty for making you stay there though

ೀ but then you started ranting about how much you loved staying there

ೀ and he just couldn’t say no to you

ೀ or your pretty face

ೀ but we all know that you didn’t really think bunker 9 was the most comfortable place to sleep in

ೀ you just wanted to stay with your repair boy

ೀ after being two idiots who were very much in love but would never admit it

ೀ your friends got sick of it

ೀ y’know what that meaaannssss

ೀ at first percy and annabeth started talking about it

ೀ apparently piper and jason also had discussed it before (mostly piper)

ೀ frank and hazel are just there yknow

ೀ chilling

ೀ with no clue about what’s going on

ೀ anyway

ೀ doing very couple-ish things all together

ೀ there were eight of you.

ೀ obviously meaning that

ೀ you and leo had to be dragged into all of that

ೀ which neither of you complained about

ೀ but you wouldn’t say it

ೀ going on carnival dates <3

ೀ well they weren’t technically dates for you and leo

ೀ but they felt like dates

ೀ the other six ditched you every second

ೀ and you two still managed to be clueless

ೀ smh

ೀ honestly thank the gods for piper

ೀ when you AND leo both found out about your feelings at the same time

ೀ you were both ranting to her

ೀ cause she’s the daughter of aphrodite

ೀ ykyk

ೀ and also a great friend

ೀ but she needed a break atp

ೀ hearing both of you yap about each other not knowing that the other feels the same

ೀ until one day she had ENOUGH

ೀ bro was tired fr

ೀ so she decided to make both of you a bit jelly

ೀ not a bit tbh, a lot

ೀ yk, telling leo that the new guy from cabin 7 was talking about asking you out

ೀ or telling you that one of her sisters were going to make a move on leo at the bonfire tonight

ೀ leo couldn’t let some guy try to make a move on his girl

ೀ and you couldn’t either

ೀ so

ೀ both of you decided to confess at the same time

ೀ leo walked up to you just as you were about to find him

ೀ “can we go somewhere private?”

ೀ such a simple sentence left you speechless, only managing a nod

ೀ “i don’t want you to go out with him” leo blurted out

ೀ “with who?” you asked, did you have a date you forgot about?

ೀ “andrew, the new guy from 7?”

ೀ “i’m not going on a date with him, oh wait- piper...”

ೀ silence. total silence.

ೀ “i have something to-“

ೀ “i have to tell y-“

ೀ you couldn’t help but laugh at that, “go ahead.”

ೀ“i would say ‘ladies first’, but i have to say this, ever since i stepped a foot in camp, i’ve had a crush on you, so will you do the honors of being my girl?”

ೀ “i’d love to.”

ೀ “so would it be okay if i-“

ೀ “shut up, valdez”

ೀ and he did shut up, because his tongue was too busy being down your throat

ೀ ok what.

ೀ anyway

ೀ after that night, your friends wished they never set you two up

ೀ they were just jealous that you two were a better couple than them

ೀ or that’s what you thought

ೀ leo was actually the best boyfriend you could ask for

ೀ he would make you the coolest gifts ever

ೀ any kind of jewellery a girl could dream of

ೀ he made it

ೀ flowers that never die, all yours

ೀ honestly you can’t recall a night that you haven’t slept without leo in winter

ೀ slept.

ೀ he kept you so warm when it was cold out

ೀ cause he’s your fireboy

ೀ he’s so touchy and always has to have his arm around you somehow

ೀ but he wouldn’t be much of a pda guy

ೀ especially it it makes you uncomfortable.

[xanasaurusrex]

hi can u make some hcs of hecate’s cabin/childs?

⇢ ˗ˏˋ hecate cabin headcanons ࿐ྂ

of course i can do hecate cabin headcanons! i love hecate, she's one of my favorite of the gods. also, fun fact, there's a lot of debate on where hecate originated, like they think that maybe she was an anatolian goddess that the greeks "stole," and she also has some egyptian history? i did some research on her real quick and it was honestly fascinating! anyways, here are the hecate cabin hcs!

something to note about hecate kids is that all of them, every single one, is kind of a mystery in their own respect

there's a lot of mystery surrounding hecate, so even the most open of hecate kids is going to have something they're keeping to themselves

hecate kids, specifically before they're kind of taught to master their abilities, have a habit of accidentally spelling people

like, for example, say a hecate kid has a really annoying kid in their bio class that won't shut up

if they think really hard about how much they want that person to shut their mouth, magically, they will

it's something they were never able to explain

until they were claimed by hecate, of course

they also all have dark eyes

not necessarily a good color, per se, but there's something about their eyes that are dark

most hecate kids get her green eyes, which could only be described as "enchanting" of course

the hecate cabin often smells like burned sage and/or incense, and always has a smoky hue because of that

there are star charts and moon charts and things like that literally everywhere, practically littering the cabin floor

hecate kids are kinda messy

all of them, just find it really hard to keep themselves organized enough to make the cabin organized enough

this gets them into trouble sometimes, but they have... ways of convincing whoever's inspecting the cabin to leave them alone

hecate kids also always have crystals in their pockets

like, literally, at any given time, with an outfit that has pockets, they have crystals that are used for different things in said pockets

they have necklaces and earrings and rings with crystals on them as well, all having different purposes based on what they want their day to be like

there are a few kids at camp who are like "crystals don't even work" and blah blah blah, but the hecate kids know better

the kids that say that are usually idiots, but yknow

(obviously i'm not saying that if you don't believe in crystals irl you're an idiot, but this is camp half-blood and their mother is hecate, so obviously they're gonna work for them)

hecate kids can sometimes be known as "two-faced" when it comes to relationships

this probably comes from the fact that their mother has three faces

except this is a more literal meaning in this sense

the hecate cabin also does a lot of tarot readings

that's like, one of the first things you learn at camp if you're claimed by hecate

everyone has their own deck, and it's customized to you, it's a whole thing

it's like hecate cabin culture kinda

if you have a hecate child friend, you've probably gotten your future read by them at one point

obviously future-telling is more an apollo cabin thing, so the predictions usually aren't correct, but it's fun anyways

ooh! and ouija boards

ouija boards with the hecate kids are so fun because they get so into it, and usually it's actually working and they're actually talking to a dead person

i mean, it's camp half-blood

probably a lot of people have died there (rip)

it's especially fun if they can manage to convince a hades child to play with them, because then the hades kid can actually hear them and help translate if the ouija boards are being kinda confusing

it's not the most reliable way to talk to a dead person, as any hades kid will tell you

hecate kids are also avid readers

not as consistent as athena kids, but they have their own little library in the hecate cabin, with lots of fantasy books and historical fiction

they're also really good with recommendations, so if you ever need a book rec, honestly go to the hecate kids first

they take your personality and reading background into account when giving you a book rec, and pretty much every time, whatever they recommend, you're actually going to enjoy

hecate kids also make the worst chariots

when they do the chariot race (i'm not sure if this is actually something they do on a regular basis, but they did it in one of the books in the original series so i'm going with it), and every cabin has to make their own chariot, hecate makes the worst chariots and get out first almost every time

honestly it doesn't really bother them anymore because they just genuinely have no idea how to make a good chariot

hecate isn't exactly known for her fighting abilities

usually in battle, the hecate kids stay as far away as possible and use their magic to help the fight

hecate kids are also criminally indecisive

they’re the masters of eenie meanie miny moe

they’re also known to have coins always rattling around in their pocket because sometimes they have to flip a coin to make a decision

they also have lots of magic 8 balls even though they know they’re faulty

(faulty, not fake 😉)

moving on

hecate kids also really like tim burton movies

it might have something to do with the fact that tim burton is a hecate child, but they also just really like the movies

they give off the same vibe

(there is a rumor at hecate cabin that tim burton used some hecate baby magic to make his movies)

only occasionally though

so yeah, that’s all i have for hecate kids

they’re all super unique and interesting

they are definitely sort of strange, but that’s what makes them so cool!

sorry if that was awkward i never know how to end these things

so that’s it for hecate cabin hcs! i had so much fun writing this, and thanks so much for the request! i just wanted to say thank you to everybody liking and following and reblogging for the support, this is already so fun! i have a couple requests for different cabin headcanons and that i haven’t been able to get to because ive had to rewrite this one about three times, which is kinda frustrating, but i love how that turned out! thanks sm for reading!

[myslutwritings]

Hi! :D Can I request headcanons on the upper moon demons (1,2,3+ Muzan) reactions to finding out their fem s/o is suffering from depression? (Especially after she’s tried to hide it from them and everyone else, not once admitting to having it - frankly because she feels as if they wouldn’t care or take her seriously anyway (due to past experiences with her own family and friends), until she couldn’t keep up the facade of acting cheerful, laid back and positive all the time, it being obvious that there is something quite not right with her, even if she denies it, trying to downplay the situation, knowing full well herself that it’s getting bad).

(Aaaaaaa, I love ur headcanons 😭💓 I’m sorry if this topic is not something you’d be comfortable with writing for, it’s just something I’ve been experiencing myself lately for the past couple of months, it’s getting harder each day, kinda have been feeling empty, exhausted and genuinely depressed lately, no one that I know cares or takes me seriously, nor tries to help me overcome these emotions :), I appreciate you reading my request anyway!<3 sorry for kinda pouring my heart out, ik it’s cringe and unnecessary, sorry).

No, no! it’s completely okay. I suffer from depression myself so i’m comfortable writing for topics like these! I honestly love writing angst/hurt/+comfort so ya!! Thank you for requesting, anon!! (Also i’m happy you like my headcanons! Tysm for your kind words. I do hope you feel better and i hope these hc’s can cheer you up!)

➤ Uppermoons with a Fem!S/O who suffers from Depression

➤ SFW headcanons

including: Muzan, Kokushibo, Douma and Akaza.

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warnings: non-canon reactions, mentions of suicidal thoughts, angst, etc.

Muzan

Muzan isn’t an idiot.

He can sense from a mile away that something is in fact wrong.

I mean, you always seem off.

He just cannot tell WHAT exactly is wrong.

You’re a strange one after all. (Not in a bad way obviously)

Muzan has asked you a dozen times prior, seeking out answers, at least an explanation for your change in behavior and emotions.

He dislikes change.

But wanna know what he dislikes more? You being upset.

“My dear, could you please tell me what’s wrong?”

Of course he never gets anything out of you. You just cast him that alluring yet suspicious fake smile of yours and reassure him that you’re “okay” or “fine” or even “couldn’t be better”

Your response are so.. dishonest.

Honestly, Muzan not knowing what exactly is wrong with you drives him wild. He ALWAYS wants to know what’s wrong, what you’re feeling, how you’re feeling, etc.

And whenever he isn’t aware of what exactly your feeling or is catching on to the suspicions that your lying it does in fact anger him.

Not only does it anger him but it upsets him incredibly. Like, do you not trust him? Are you scared of him because he’s the demon king? If you were secretly terrified of his existence he wouldn’t be surprised in the slightest. That’s how truly humans are after all.

But for you this isn’t the case. You aren’t even scared of him. Just scared of your own thoughts and feelings.

A part of you wishes you could open up but the other part of you is like: eh, fuck it.

Who could blame you for not wanting to open up to the demon king himself though?

You may be his girlfriend, but still, like he would actually bring himself to care.

You see how vicious he is towards other humans. So why would he even bother with your silly yet powerful emotions?

You desired to open up yourself but however that never came so Muzan had no choice but to force it out of you one day.

Toxic, sure. But you were driving him nuts!

Like he snapped when he came home one night to find you rotting in your own filth, an empty stomach, disheveled hair, god, have you been sleeping all day?

He will ask you ONCE again if you wanted to talk.

To which you respond with a sorrowful “no”

Then you for real have the gull to make up excuses saying you’ve fallen ill.

Yeah, right.

That is Muzan’s breaking point.

It startles you when he snaps at you and actually gets mad.

This is his way of caring everybody. 💀

Whenever you’re depressed the feeling of getting yelled at by someone you love can hurt you or make you feel numb on the inside, you know?

I’m this case, it all just caves in and you sorta have an emotional break down in front of him.

Muzan is at a loss for words as you spill out your deepest and darkest feelings.

At least you’re finally opening up.

But damn, bro is shocked. Please give him a minute to adjust to all this.

At first he doesn’t know how to respond, instead, he will respond physically and just let you cry in his embrace as you vent to him and babble “i’m sorry” literally over 1000 times.

Muzan knew humans had depression, he reads a lot and is well aware of what it is. He’s just distraught this his own partner felt this way for so long.

By the way, did i mention he’s going to kill anyone who’s ever wronged you?

But worry not! He is going to be there for you every step of the way even with his low tolerance:)

Kokushibo

In the beginning, Kokushibo has absolutely no clue what’s going on inside your head.

I mean, if you say you’re fine then you’re fine right?

That’s all until your seemingly bad mood increases more and more everyday.

Yeah, that’s when his suspicions SKYROCKET.

Kokushibo has asked you before but gave up on it after many failed attempts.

He still has his mild concerns though so instead he observes you from afar.

He can tell something if off but assumes that just because you’re a human.

Honestly, he had some suspicions here and there that you may or may not be dealing with severe depression.

Guess what? Those thoughts he had were correct.

You immediately assume he doesn’t care and won’t care due to his demonic nature and his expressionless behavior.

Kokushibo began to catch on more and more when you started to refuse to eat dinner, you just refused to get up from bed and even take care of yourself.

FINALLY drops that stoic personality.

Caretaker Kokushibo to the rescue. Is immediately scooping you up, siting you at the table and convincing you to eat.

If you don’t eat he’ll just spoon feed you.

That night he took care of you.

That’s when he found out of your depressed state. No confession needed.

The two of you aren’t the greatest match because of your lacked communication.

No, you two aren’t toxic. Fights don’t even exist between y’all.

You guys just can’t express feelings properly.

But Kokushibo is always waiting for you to further explain how you feel. He’s satisfied that he now is aware of what’s wrong with you but also deeply destroyed on the inside.

You don’t deserve these harsh feelings. Why must the world be so cruel?

From that day onwards, Koku keeps a close eye on you and takes care of you more often.

Sometimes even ditches missions for you.

Yeah, he gets chastised by Muzan for it but he doesn’t care.

As long as you’re safe then he feels content.

By the way he’s killing off ANYONE who made you feel this way.

Douma

very, VERY dense.

Like does not notice anything.

He just presumed that’s how you are.

Now, Douma does feel emotions around you. You’re the only thing that has ever brought him joy.

You make that cold heart of his beat.

He’s very clingy around you, like, SUPER.

Wants to be around you all the time.

Which is why it’s a shocker that he didn’t notice immediately your drastic change in behavior.

Douma only really took notice when you began to distance yourself from everyone.

Even him.

Now he couldn’t care less if you ran away from everyone else but him? Yeah, there is something wrong.

So, he simply asks you if you’re okay.

In which you lie and say you’re doing just fine.

Oh, you are? Okay!!

Is immensely confused when you continue to distance yourself though.

Haha, humans are so silly.

Douma becomes really confused but brushes it off.

It’s all surprising that he can come off so dense when it comes to this. I mean, you’re a demon? come on mannn…

Yeah, he does feel emotions around you but doesn’t fully understand them, you know?

I swear, Douma can be naive around you sometimes despite being the sadistic and masochistic demon he is.

It takes him a long ass time to realize how much you’ve been suffering.

Please do not get angry with him though. Remember that he is new to all this!

So the first emotion he feels once he finds out about your depression is EXTREME guilt.

REAL GUILT.

Flabbergasted by how fucking long it took him to find out the truth.

*Mentally facepalms himself*

His petty little followers don’t count. The man may have spend his last few hundred years listening to peoples woes and worries but his emotional responses towards their feelings were never even genuine.

To be brutally honest, Douma is hopeless.

Yeah, he wants to help you, he really does.

Just has no idea how to:(

However, if you show him how to then he will catch on fairly quickly and become the master when it comes to taking care of you and helping you cope with your depression.

Similar to Kokushibo, Cue caretaker Douma to the rescue‼️‼️

He doesn’t mind taking care of you. Honestly he absolutely adores it.

You’ve always been there for him, you taught him how to feel again. He’s so grateful that he’s finally helping you after all this time.

Lends you extra cuddles and kisses but if you’re the type to want your space when you’re depressed he’ll try his hardest to understand and be there for you emotionally instead! He just wants to be over you all the time and make sure you’re doing well, ya know?

Okay, he may lose his touching privileges but don’t think he isn’t gonna let his guard down!

From there on out, He keeps an eye on you at all times. He needs to make sure your taking care of yourself!

Douma also developed the tendency to whisper sweet nothings into your ear, his advice is surprisingly effective by the way. I mean, his advice towards you is actually genuine so that must be why.

“Oh, Y/N, my lovely lotus, i despise how you carry such a heavy burden. I wish i could take all these negative feelings away from you!”

Akaza

Like Muzan, he isn’t easy to take for a fool.

Notices the very second your behavior changes.

Akaza, being the most amazing boyfriend he is will obviously attempt to strike up a conversation, desperately wanting you to open up and communicate with him properly.

Becomes disappointed when you just brush it off as “not important”

Like what? It IS important!

YOU are MORE than important to him.

Akaza is not blind, he won’t submit nor play dumb towards your responses

Absolutely hates making you uncomfortable and would hate to force you to tell him how you’re feeling but desperate times call for desperate measures.

This is just his way for caring about you.

At first, he will try each and every day to be there for you and try and talk with you.

Sits on the side of your bed as your laying down, curled up, unmoving and will just kiss your forehead and give you time to open up.

Akaza will bug you consistently, fishing a response from you, anything, just anything!!

“Sweetheart, could you tell me what’s going on with you?”

Nothing. Just that same old response he hears every damn time.

“I’m fine”, “Nothing is wrong!”, “It’s okay, i’m doing well, just tired.”

Hatessssss when you lie to him:(

Akaza feels beyond powerless.

Your feelings are very important to him!

Sure, he hates weak people, hates any other human being he encounters but you’re different!

Akaza knows deep down you’re suffering from depression but desires for you to confess it yourself in your own time.

But at the end of the day he had to force it out of you.

Felt insanely guilt but what else could he have done?

Everything else he’s ever done for you got him nowhere due to your own stubborn dds

Akaza is not mad though.

He could never be angry with you for having depression i mean, you can’t help it.

We all know how overwhelmingly overprotective he is so the very moment he finds out a friend of family member caused you to feel this way and shut the world out he is going to throw hands.

Like, how dare they?!

Akaza is another caretaker! Skips important missions for your sake despite him knowing the punishments that come along with it.

Akaza won’t mind taking care of you but he also needs you to learn how to take care of yourself if you want to truly heal so he’ll be there for you every single step of the way in order for you to accomplish that!

Another thing that’ll happen is that Akaza will become more needy and clingy than usual. He must protest his precious girlfriend at all costs.

Kisses you and reminds you how much he loves you.

Fucking HATES it when he’s forced to leave you (when he’s summoned to the infinity castle)

But the very second he’s home he’s relieved.

On those days you’re feeling super depressed to the point where you can’t get up Akaza will cool you breakfast and serve it to you in bed. Will even feed you if he has to then eventually he’ll help you get up and offer you all the motivation and energy you need to make it throughout the day.

Bro is a gentleman.

Literally is always going to be there for you, love you unconditionally.

And most importantly…

Beat the living HELL out of whoever worsened your depression‼️‼️

I hope you enjoyed these headcanons! To all those out there suffering currently i can promise you that it’s going to be okay. You got this! <3

[snoozisworld]

Kuai Liang HCS (SFW & NSFW) V.2

A/N: Version 2!!!! honestly i like this one better but ill do whichever you guys like better, this one is longer than the first version and its written with fem reader in mind.

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How you met (SFW):

- You two met while Kuai was out during one of his daily walks around the village.

- You worked at a small fruit and vegetable stand that your grandmother owned.

- He saw you being harassed by an unhappy customer and decided to step in.

- Apparently the customer didn't know fruits rot if you don't refrigerate them and they were just gonna make it your problem instead (dumbass).

- After a whole 10 minutes of dealing with that prick, they finally left you alone. You apologized to Kuai for the inconvenience but he just shook his head.

- "No need to apologize, you probably deal with idiots like that every day" he chuckled at that last part which made you flush a little.

- "Trust me it doesn't get any easier" you huffed and Kuai just smiled. "Let me repay you, please" you bowed slightly but Kuai refused again.

- You were stubborn though, and you prepared him a basket of various fruits and vegetables for him to take, "Please take them, if you don't i'll have to get on my knees and start begging" you joked. Kuai laughed and just gave up, taking the basket and thanking you.

- Your first impression of him: Nice hair, calm and warm smile.

- His first impression of you: Pretty face, shy and funny.

How your relationship blossomed (SFW):

- After your first meeting, Kuai kept thinking about you. He made good use of the fruits and veggies, noting how fresh they were.

- Every day, when he could, he would walk up to your stand and pretend to look at the produce until you noticed him.

- You two would talk until you had to close up shop. You found it strange but you certainly didn't mind his company.

- "So, you run this stand all by yourself?" he asked one day, standing besides you as you organized some tomatoes. "Well technically yes, my grandmother is the mastermind behind it though" you laughed and Kuai smiled at that, he really liked your laugh.

- After weeks of this routine you two became close friends, and Kuai would sometimes invite you over to dinner at Madam Bo's or, on your off days, would invite you to join him on his daily hikes/walks.

- On one of those occasions, Kuai had worked up the courage to officially ask you out, and to his surprise you were very enthusiastic about it.

- "You want to go out with me? Are you sure?" you joked, "Well on second thought . . . " he joked back. You both laughed it off and planned a cute picnic date on the weekend.

- After the first date came the second one, and then the third one, and then the fourth and fifth . . . well you get the point.

- On the sixth date, Kuai took you to the beach to watch the sunset. It was there that you both shared your first kiss.

- "About time don't you think?" you jokingly said, "I do admit I waited a bit too long . . ." he replied softly. You laughed, "You might have a small habit of torturing yourself Kuai".

Your first time (NSFW):

- Kuai is a very patient man, he didn't want to rush into anything you didn't want to do, so naturally he waited a long time to initiate something more intimate.

- You, however, were not THAT patient and shyly suggested that the two of you go further.

- Kuai was taken aback, and he felt bad that he made you wait this long.

- Kuai was loving, he wasn't rough as he wanted your first time to be romantic and memorable.

- Spent an ungodly amount of time on foreplay, took his time exploring every inch of your body (you were not complaining).

- If it wasn't obvious already, has a body worship kink. Would spend hours just worshipping your body without any sort of penetration or actual sex.

- He's not a virgin, so he knew what he was doing. He knows all the right places to touch you, what makes you squirm and whine.

- Talked you through it the whole way. "Are okay princess?" "Let me know if you want to stop" "Does that feel good?" "Don't hold back, I want to hear you"

- Teasing turned up to the MAX. He's secretly a little shit.

- Strong advocate for safe sex, used a condom and made sure you were comfortable.

- Aftercare KING. After he made sure you were okay, he cleaned you up and set up a nice warm bath. Got you and himself dressed up in comfortable clothes and spent the rest of the night cuddling each other to sleep.

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A/N: posted two times in a row on the same day, i feel rejuvenated. please let me know of u like this one better!! also looking back its not that fem reader centric so yayy!!

[bitchin-beskar]

lynnnnn you know I'm in my alerudy feels rnnnnnnn so......how do we feel abt alerudy x reader 👁️👁️

B A B E S

also im so so so sorry this took me so long here have a 6,509 wc "drabble" as an apology 🫣

okokok I love this idea. I feel like specifically if this is gonna work though, it's gonna be a reader who's grown up alongside alejo and rudy, has known them just as long as they've known each other, partially because I think one of the reasons I love alerudy so much is that I hc that they've loved each other for most of their lives, even if they don't act on it right away.

so maybe you grew up on the same street as alejo and rudy, becoming an inseparable trio almost immediately. you spent afternoons at either your house or rudy's, as alejo's dad wasn't always the most... pleasant to be around.

the three of you were thick as thieves, causing mischief and chaos everywhere you went. sleepovers and playdates were commonplace, and the three of you spent practically every waking minute together.

as time passed and puberty hit all three of you like a speeding train, you moved from primary to middle to high school. as you got older, you realised just how... attractive your best friends are.

alejo and rudy have developed a fascination with joining the military, especially as the cartel has started to gain a foothold in your home of las almas. you've declared that if the idiots are gonna join the military and try and get themselves killed, then you're gonna learn first aid and medicine and join with them just so you can keep them alive. the twin looks they give you when you announce this make your heart beat faster, although you steadfastly ignore this.

the three of you graduate high school, stopping by the recruitment office that same afternoon, before celebrating on the roof of rudy's house with a bottle of pilfered tequila from alejo's dad's liquor cabinet. there's been ups and downs, but you've all finally made it, survived high school and are now ready to take on the world.

basic training is a bitch, although the three of you pass with flying colors. for the first time in years, the trio gets separated as you go into medical training and alejo and rudy start the gruelling process of trying to get accepted into the Fuerzas Especiales. you keep in touch with your boys as best you can, but it's difficult, feeling like you're moving through life missing two of your limbs, your rocks and supports in the form of one alejandro vargas and rodolfo parra.

it's a few years of this, and then you get assigned to a regiment in the army that's earned the nickname of Los Vaqueros-The Cowboys. You send off an email to rudy and alejo about the assignment, but your boys are suspiciously silent. they've been sparse with their communications with you lately, and it's been a bit worrying. you shake the feeling of something being wrong, and pack your bags to ship out.

it's in the car ride to your new base-and new home for awhile-when you finally get a response, from rudy. you're surprised at the briefness of the response, merely a short line about how you're gonna do great and that he'll "see you soon."

you don't get a lot of time to ponder this strange message before you're arriving. the private driving you explains that the coronel and the sargento mayor are going to meet you and show you where you'll be staying and where medical-your realm-is.

when you get out of the truck, you're promptly introduced to Colonel Alejandro Vargas and Sergeant Major Rodolfo Parra, and you let loose a string of quiet curses. your boys have shit-eating grins on their faces, and you glare at them while the private gets back in the truck to drive away. once the three of you are alone, you practically explode, demanding to know everything, but alejo and rudy are too busy gleefully laughing and tugging you into their arms for a long needed hug.

they're so excited that you're here, and they're so eager to show you around and introduce you to the rest of the vaqueros, who have all apparently been regaled with stories of you and how you'd been alejo and rudy's partner in crime growing up, and they're all thrilled to meet you. you forget about your worries about the previous months of dwindling contact, at least until you meet the other regiment that shares this base. more specifically, the other regiment's leader.

Valeria Garza.

it doesn't take long for you to realize that valeria has managed to wrap your boys around her perfectly manicured finger. alejo had introduced the two of you, and you're sure he'd been figuring you'd appreciate another female presence, but you're instantly on edge when you meet her. valeria reminds you far too much of a snake poised and ready to strike at the first sign of vulnerability.

she's coy and flirtatious, but also extremely violent and ruthless. she riles up alejo, leading to blow-out fights that can be heard across the base, and she's damn near brought rudy to frustrated tears multiple times with her harsh and cutting words. you're left to pick up the pieces, only to have your heart crack when your boys are once more drawn into her orbit, time and time again.

you quickly begin to understand that she's the cause of your boys diminishing their emails to you, but it's not until a direct confrontation with her that you discover that it's deliberate.

it's after a particularly vicious fight between her and alejo and rudy that you stop her in the hall, and ask her point blank why she keeps pushing them to the breaking point. she looks you up and down, and the words she says hit you directly in the gut, harder than if she'd punched you while wearing brass knuckles.

"they're always going to keep coming to me for more. they can't help themselves."

you feel your heart crack even more. "you're just toying with them!"

valeria smirks, vicious and deadly. "and what exactly are you going to do about it, hmm?"

after that, you spend your time avoiding valeria unless absolutely necessary, only interacting with her in professional capacities and doing your best to avoid ever being alone with her. she knows, of course, and she knows that you know that she knows. it comes to a head when the senior officers on base go out for a night at the bar.

you're at the counter with one of your other medical officers, the two of you nursing drinks and watching as the rest of the officers go a little wild. you see alejo and rudy both downing drinks and letting loose, and you're about to head over to them when you see valeria approach the both of them.

your heart is in your throat as she abruptly switches from a smooth, deadly strut to a wobbly, stumbling walk, practically falling on alejo, running her hands all over his chest. rudy-poor, sweet rudy-reaches out to help steady valeria, and she drags him closer so he's plastered against her side.

across the bar, valeria makes eye contact with you, smirks, and turns to plaster a sloppy, uncoordinated kiss on alejo's lips. it's like a natural disaster, you can't seem to look away as he seems to sink into it, before she tears away from alejo to plant another kiss, this time on rudy's lips.

you can't stay in the bar a second more, muttering an apology to your fellow medical officer, throwing a couple bills on the counter, and making your escape. you don't see your boys subtly wiping their lips and passing valeria off to one of her fellow soldiers, nor the way they look over to where you'd been standing, only for their shoulders to droop when they register that you're no longer there.

the next day, you're quieter, blaming it on a hangover that you only wish you actually had, because maybe then you could've forgotten what you'd seen last night. you dodge the efforts of alejo or rudy to talk to you, and you absolutely avoid valeria at any costs. you spend the week like that, actually, retreating into yourself and trying to rebuild the shattered parts of your heart.

and then, the fateful mission, a raid on the son of La Araña. valeria's group was ordered to cordon off the city to prevent his enforcers from causing a bloodshed, while alejo and rudy led the raid.

you were in the medical wing, prepped for injuries, but you weren't prepared for the number of vaqueros who were injured, and the utter lack of valeria's troops.

turns out that valeria and her soldiers were the enforcers for La Araña. they snuck him out of the city, to the mountains. they defected completely and utterly, leaving no traces and zero contact or explanations.

alejo and rudy were furious, searching obsessively for any traces or hints of where valeria might have gone, and you could only watch in sorrow as your boys drove themselves to near insanity in their obsession. even gone, valeria still had her fangs sunk deep into alejo and rudy, and it only broke your heart further.

you tried to help, but after being snapped at repeatedly by a furious alejandro or being outright ignored by an exhausted rodolfo, you stopped trying. you were living on the same base, but you often went days without seeing them, and you honestly couldn't remember the last time you had a conversation with either of them about something other than fucking valeria garza.

it came to a head when alejo snapped harshly at one of the recruits currently laid up in your medbay. the recruit had been following a lead on valeria, but had been ambushed by members of the las almas cartel. he'd come away with only a gunshot wound to the shoulder, a damn miracle in your eyes, but alejo just couldn't let it go that the recruit hadn't somehow managed to predict that the cartel was going to set up an ambush.

"get out."

alejo looked away from the recruit currently doing their best to melt into their bedsheets.

"what did you just say?"

you weren't to be dissuaded. "I said, get out. I won't have you hindering my patients' recovery with repeated interrogations. private lopez has given you a more than thorough debriefing."

the fury in alejo's eyes hadn't dimmed. "do you even care? this is important-"

"I said out, Colonel Vargas. now."

alejo blinked, the fury dissipating in his eyes at the cold tone of your voice and the use of his title and last name. he seemed to realize where he was, and just who he was yelling at, and you saw regret start to creep over his features, but you were done.

"querida, I-"

you turned away to hide the tears in your eyes. you knew if you let him apologize like this to you, your resolve would crack, but nothing would be solved. this only cemented the decision you'd been struggling with for the last few weeks.

"get out of my medbay, colonel."

you refused to turn around until you heard the door shut behind you. you squeezed your eyes shut to try and stop the tears falling, grateful that at least your voice hadn't cracked. after checking in on the private, you head to your office to send off an email. you'd been offered a position at a different base, one that had marginally better pay but came with more responsibility. you'd been debating for awhile, and you wanted to decline, but you couldn't stay here and let your heart be shattered into nothing watching as the ghost of valeria garza consumed your boys.

that night, you made your way up to the roof of the base, a bottle of contraband tequila grasped in one hand. you were going to be leaving in 48 hours, and you wanted one last night out here to look at the stars, because you likely wouldn't have the free time in your new position.

unknown to you, rudy had received an email for him to confirm your transfer, and when he saw it, he immediately tried to find you. when he couldn't, he went straight to alejo.

rudy found alejo sitting in his office, staring blankly at the wall with red-rimmed eyes.

"oh." rudy says. "you know, then."

alejo looks up at his second-in-command in confusion. "what do I know, rodolfo?"

rudy's brow furrows. "about the transfer?"

at alejo's blank stare, rudy shoves the printout of the email he'd been sent into alejo's hands. alejo reads it quickly, his complexion paling drastically.

"what?" he gasps, frantic eyes darting up to rudy's heartbroken ones.

"I don't know, hermano," he sighs, rubbing a hand over day-old stubble. "just showed up this afternoon. went looking, but I can't find her."

"did you confirm the transfer?"

alejo's voice is frantic as he leaps to his feet to fully face rudy, paper crumpling in his fist. when rudy shakes his head, alejo breathes a sigh of relief.

"there's still time, then."

the two of them, in agreement, leave the office and begin their search of the base, looking for you. every nook and cranny is searched, and just when they're starting to lose hope, a recruit approaches them, nervous. she explains that she'd occasionally run into you on the roof late at night when she couldn't sleep, and that she thought that she'd seen you heading in that direction.

alejo immediately beelines in that direction, with rudy shouting a thank you over his shoulder as he follows hot on his colonel's heels.

the boys burst onto the roof, only to fall to a stop as they see you sitting there, back hunched and shoulders shaking as soft sobs fill the quiet night air.

alejo lets out a broken whimper, and rudy's eyes start to fill with tears of his own. he can't help himself, and he calls your name.

your back stiffens, sobs tapering off. "g-go away," you stutter, breath hitching as you try to stop crying. of course, they don't listen to you, and you're quite suddenly bracketed on either side by the forms of your best friends, the men you've been in love with for god knows how many years.

resolutely, you stare up at the stars, refusing to look at either of them. they sit in silence for a moment with you, simply pressing close on either side like they can keep you here merely with their presence alone.

"you were going to leave," rudy starts, voice rough. you bite your lip and have to put your entire focus into continuing to stare at the sky, lest you look over at him and break down all over again. "you were going to leave without even saying anything."

you shrug a shoulder, knowing that you couldn't get any words past the lump in your throat if you tried.

"why?" came the broken plea from alejo on your other side. "I-, was it because of what I said? querida, I can't tell you how sorry I am."

you shook your head, because truly, that wasn't the reason why. it might have been the catalyst, but it certainly wasn't the reason. you hoped they'd just stop pressing, but you should've known better. alejo and rudy bled stubbornness.

"talk to us." rudy begs, leaning harder into your side. "please."

alejo isn't one to be left out, reaching out to gently touch your arm. "what do we have to do to make you stay, querida? whatever you want... please."

the broken whisper of please is what breaks you, and with a sob you bury your face in your hands. immediately, alejo is pulling you into his lap and rudy is plastering himself against your back as both of them murmur reassurances and nonsense in hushed whispers as they try to soothe you.

your face is buried in alejo's chest and your hands clutch desperately at his shirt. he's got his lips pressed against the top of your head, and an hand pressed against the small of your back to keep you pressed flush against him, with your thighs bracketing his hips. rudy is just as close, his face tucked in your neck while his hand rubs soothingly along your side, trying to calm your sobs.

together, the three of you sit pressed against each other on the rooftop, the night quiet except for your muffled sobs, and alejo and rudy's hushed voices. you let the ache of loneliness seep out as the tension drains from your body the longer you cry. alejo and rudy refuse to let you cry alone, wrapping themselves so tightly around you that you can't tell where they end and you begin.

eventually, you run out of tears to cry and you fully slump against alejo's chest. silence falls, aside from the white noise of the base still running efficiently, even at night.

“whatever it is, mi corazón, I promise we’ll fix it,” rudy swears, pressing his lips to your neck like he can brand the promise into your skin. alejo makes an agreeing noise in his throat, but you’re already shaking your head.

“I can’t ask that of you.” your voice is hoarse and scratchy from crying. as much as you want to, you know that you can’t ask them to give up the hunt for valeria. you know your boys, and you know if you’d been the one to betray or desert them, they wouldn’t leave a stone unturned trying to find you, so you can’t imagine how they must be feeling for valeria. as much as you hate her, you can understand where your boys are coming from. they love her. you love them. you’d do the same.

alejo makes a wounded noise. “it’s not your job to ask, querida.” he nudges your face up from where it’s buried in his chest, forcing you to make eye contact. “we’ve been horrid to you, especially with valeria and her troops deserting. you don’t deserve that.”

another tear slips out, trailing down your cheek before it’s caught by alejo’s thumb. his dark gaze is earnest, and it only hurts your broken heart more.

“she’s important to you-to you both,” you add when rudy makes a grumbling noise behind you, one that you mistakenly assume is him reminding you that he’s struggling with valeria’s absence too. “I-I wouldn’t want to interfer with that.”

there’s a pause, before rudy is pulling away from where he’d been nestled in your shoulder. “what do you mean?” he asks, and there’s something in his voice that you can’t quite place.

you fall silent, averting your eyes from alejo’s questioning gaze. you can’t look at him-at either of them, can’t stand to see the pity that will inevitably appear in their eyes.

“querida, what are you talking about?” alejo asks, his voice wavering in a way you hadn’t heard since he confessed to you and rudy that he was bi, way back in high school.

you shake your head, unable to force any words past the lump in your throat. as torturous as it is, you want to prolong this as much as possible, you want to just stay wrapped in their arms and forget for a moment that anything’s wrong, that you could lose this at any second. you feel rudy bury his face in your neck again, his arm tightening around you like he can’t bare to let you go, and you let out another sob.

“this is about valeria?” alejo asks, and you can hear venom in his voice. you curl back into rudy, trying to prepare yourself for the rejection that you know is coming, but then alejo continues. “mierda, what did she do to you? did she say something? I swear to god, I’m gonna kill her-”

“ale.”

rudy’s wry voice breaks through alejandro’s unexpected rant. you blink through the tears in your eyes, looking at the way that alejo pouts at being interrupted before what was sure to be a very creative and impressive string of insults. but your brain can’t really process that, not when you’re trying to wrap your head around alejo seemingly not all that broken up over valeria leaving, not in the way you’d expect him to be after the end of a relationship.

“I-I don’t understand-” you whispered, confusion, sorrow, and traitorous hope swirling in your chest. you’d spent so long sure of one kind of reality, now you’re not sure what to do, if it turns out your previous conceptions were false.

“oh, mi amor,” rudy murmurs in your ear, voice soft and affectionate. “we’ve been so stupid.”

you shake your head, already protesting what rudy is trying to say, ready to insist that your boys are anything but stupid, but alejo-with newfound understanding in his eyes-gently grasps your jaw with one hand. “let him finish, ángel.”

“it was never her, amor. it’s always been you.” rudy sighs, long and slow. “we should’ve seen it sooner. we should’ve noticed how manipulative she was.”

“mmhm, poisonous, como una serpiente.”

your head is spinning with the back and forth, your heart fighting against the cage you’d locked it into, trying desperately to get you to believe that this could possibly be true.

still, a thought lingers in your head. “that night, though? at the bar?”

alejo groans, and rudy chuckles wryly against your throat, still tucked in close. “manipulative bitch.” alejo growls, and you can’t help but let out a quiet laugh.

alejo’s eyes soften, tension bleeding from his shoulders as you seem to finally be coming out of the heartbroken state that you’d been in when he and rudy found you.

“I don’t think either rudy or I realized just how much she was isolating you from us until it was almost too late,” alejo says, voice gone soft and sad. “I just wish we knew why.”

you feel heat rush to your cheeks, and you suddenly wish that there was a nearby corner to hide away in. you know exactly why she’d targeted you the way that she did, but you’d rather die than admit it. you’ve already narrowly avoided losing both alejandro and rodolfo to valeria’s machinations and your own insecurities, you couldn’t bear it if you lost them now because your feelings weren’t reciprocated.

unfortunately, alejo and rudy know all your tells, and they quickly pick up on the way you fall quiet and still.

“querida?”

alejo’s looking at you with a suspicious look on his face, and it almost makes you break then and there. he had this way of looking at you, like he could pluck your deepest, darkest secrets from your mind without your permission and lay them bare, open for all to see. but this was one secret you hoped against hope that he’d be able to avoid bringing to light.

“you know,” rudy breathed, his breath ghosting over your neck and making shivers run up your spine. your body was hyper-aware of the way you were pressed between them, and now that you’d come out of the panicked haze, your mind was starting to catch up to what your body was already aware of. “why, cariño? you can tell us.” he pressed a kiss against the sensitive skin just under your ear, and you had to bite harshly at your lip to prevent the whimper from bubbling out of your throat, even as your eyes fluttered shut.

alejo’s fingers trailed gently over your cheek, his thumb coming up to tug gently at where you’d bit harshly into the flesh of your lower lip. his whispered words, a quiet “tell us,” made you open your eyes again. you’d always been helpless to the whims of your boys, and now was no different.

“don’t make me say it, alejandro,” you whispered back, fearing that if you put it into words, it would ruin everything. “please.”

the dawning light in his eyes told you that he knew exactly what you were trying to say, reading between the lines. he got a faraway look on his face, like he was thinking back over every interaction, every moment he and rudy had spent with you for the last couple decades, looking at it all through this new context.

you didn’t have to look at rudy to know he was doing the same, the way he’d stiffened against your back was more than telling. you began to curl in on yourself, already starting to shield yourself against the inevitable rejections that must be coming. this is why you hadn’t wanted to do this, why you were content to lock it away to never see the light of day.

that just meant you were all the more surprised when rudy gripped your jaw, turning your face away from alejo’s and pressing his lips against yours.

you let out a quiet squeak of shock, eyes flying wide open as one of your hands came up to grip at rudy’s sleeve. but instead of pulling away, he merely angled his head, tilting just so, and slotting his mouth more firmly against yours.

god, you should pull away. you should stand up and walk away from this, right now. there was no way this could end well, that this was ever going to bring you anything other than heartbreak. you weren’t lucky enough to get to somehow keep both of them.

but when rudy’s tongue brushed against your upper lip, you let him in with a soft moan, all fight draining out of your body. you weren’t strong enough for this, to deny your heart what it’d been so desperately hoping for for years.

his kiss was languid, slow and sweet and decadent. rudy’s grip softened on your jaw, simply holding you close as he licked into your mouth. you kissed back as best as you could, your mind still spinning as you tried to wrap your head around the fact that rudy was actually kissing you.

eventually, you had to pull back, the need for air too great. your eyes slowly opened to see rudy looking at you with a soft look on his face. you didn’t get the chance to analyze it too much however. rough fingers brushed against your jaw before your face was being turned back towards alejandro, and he was claiming your mouth with a kiss of his own.

alejo’s kiss was starkly different from rudy’s, but not in a bad way. whereas rudy’s kiss reflected his innate kindness and softness, something that even the military hadn’t been able to change in him, alejo’s kiss reflected his own personality, his fierce possessiveness and fiery passion.

he nipped at your lip, taking advantage of your gasp to plunge his tongue into your mouth. it felt like he was trying to devour you, and god you wanted to let him. alejo drew his tongue along yours teasingly, encouraging you to open up further for him. the wet slide of your lips against his was audible over the blood rushing in your ears, and it only made you more desperate.

as alejo was focused on stealing your breath, both literally and figuratively, you could feel rudy pressing up behind you, his hands sliding around your waist. he wasn’t trying to pull you away from alejo, instead just pressing close, like he couldn’t stop touching you now that he had you.

when alejo finally let you breathe, he didn’t let you go far. trailing kisses down your cheek and jaw, nipping and biting before soothing the sting with his tongue. your head tipped back unconsciously baring your throat to his hungry mouth. rudy gently brought your head back to rest against his shoulder as his lips found your ear, whispering utter filth while he wrapped one strong arm around your waist to keep you steady.

“preciosa, how could you think we didn’t want this? do you have any idea how long you’ve tormented us, our every waking moment, our every dream?” as rudy murmured in your ear, alejo found a spot on your neck that made you let out a breathless little gasp, and he latched on with a ferocity that surprised you, sucking a blooming bruise into your neck. “tell me you want this, want us, querida. por favor, tell us. if-if you ask us to walk away, we will, but-”

your eyes flew open, and one of your hands reached back to clutch desperately at rudy’s arm while the other flew up to bury in alejo’s dark hair, keeping them both anchored against you. “don’t-! please!” you gasp out, terrified at the thought of either of them walking away, now or ever.

rudy shushes you quietly, pressing soft fluttery kisses to your cheek as he soothes you. alejo detatches from where he’s been ravaging your neck, and when your eyes meet his, you can see the dark, wicked satisfaction on his face from knowing your neck is now covered in his marks. he’s always been a possessive bastard.

“you’ve always been ours, princesa,” alejo growls, pressing a biting kiss to your lips as his hand comes up to cup your throat. “we’re not leaving. not unless you want us to.”

you shake your head as best you can in alejo’s grip, your head spinning from the revalations and their touch in ways you’d only ever dreamed you’d get to experience. there’s no reason you’d ever want them to leave, and you’re not really sure how to put it into words. so you simply use your grip on alejo’s hair to bring his lips back to yours, keeping him pressed against you for a moment before you turn your head, seeking rudy’s lips out as well.

rudy chuckles against your mouth, indulging you for a moment before pulling back. “as much as I hate to do this, I think we’d be better off in one of our rooms instead of on the roof, yes?”

realizing that you’re still on the roof and that anyone could come up and see the three of you brings some clarity back to your head, clearing some of haze of lust. while you’re sure at least half the soldiers on base would say somthing along the lines of ‘about time!’, it still wasn’t a great idea to get caught in a compromising position by your fellow soldiers.

“yeah, that’s probably a good idea,” you say sheepishly, and rudy can’t help but laugh again before he pulls away and goes to stand. you move to follow him when suddenly you’re swept up off the floor and into the air. you hadn’t seen alejo move, but suddenly he’s got you up off the ground and thrown over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes.

“ALE! PUT ME DOWN!”

your vision is obscured by the back of his shirt and the light denim of his jeans. you brace your hands on his waist and lower back to try and leverage yourself up and off him, but a sharp slap to your ass makes you squeal. rudy’s laughter echoes in the stillness of the air, and you cross your arms petulantly, even as a small smile crosses your lips.

unfortunately, alejandro is disinclined to listen to your pleas, and he proceeds to carry you over his shoulder all the way to his room, with rudy at his side, pushing open doors and checking to make sure the way is clear. miraculously, you don’t run into any other souls during the march across the base, so you’re save the humiliation of your fellow soldiers seeing their Chief Medical Officer thrown over their Colonel’s shoulder while their Sergeant Major just laughs. you’re not sure how’d you would’ve explained this away, anyways.

reaching alejo’s room without issue is a relief, and you half expected him to just set you down once he crossed the threshold, but you had no such luck. instead, he heaved you onto the bed, your body bouncing comically as the blood rushes down from where it had collected in your cheeks from hanging half-upside down. it takes a moment for you to focus, your head spinning a bit as your center of gravity re-orients itself.

when you’re able to move your eyes about without feeling dizzy, your gaze lands on alejo and rudy. alejo is looking at you with a dark look in his eyes, while rudy is turning back from where he’d stepped away to lock the door.

“you look good on my bed, querida.”

you feel your cheeks burn, totally unused to this seductive side of your best friend. you’ve always known alejo as a smooth talker, but suddenly having all of that charm directed squarely on you is throwing you into a tailspin.

alejo wastes no time, stalking forward and grabbing your ankles, roughly pulling you across the sheets towards him. you squeak, and he smirks down at you.

“you’re wearing too many clothes, ángel. we should fix that, don’t you agree, rudy?”

rudy comes to stand at alejo’s right side, his own expression dark and hungry. “best idea you’ve ever had, colonel.”

really, there was ever only one option you could take here, with your boys looking at you the way they were. you bring your trembling fingers up and slowly undo the button on your pants. alejo groans appreciatively, before he begins to tug the fabric down your legs.

rudy, not one to be left out, climbs onto the bed next to you, his nimble fingers quickly undoing the buttons of your shirt, letting the fabric fall open to reveal your chest, bare aside from the fabric of your bra.

you thank the fucking stars that you’d chosen to wear a front-clasp bra, because otherwise you wouldn’t have been treated to the toe-curling sight of rudy flicking open the clasp one handed, your chest quite suddenly and abruptly bared to the chill of the room, nipples pebbling immediately.

“sit up for a second, mi amor,” rudy whispered, a hand between your shoulder blades as he helped you struggle to sit up, just enough for him to pull your shirt and bra off of your shoulders before he slid behind you, letting your bare back rest against his chest. it gives you the perfect view of alejo, on his knees in front of you, having divested you of your pants, socks and shoes, leaving just a pair of panties as the only thing clothing you now.

alejo’s fingers toy with the waistband of your underwear where it rests against your hips. “can I? por favor, querida.”

all you can do is nod, feeling a flutter in your stomach as alejo grins widely like he was a little boy opening a much desired birthday present and not a grown man about to take your fucking panties off.

he wastes no time, pulling the fabric down your thighs and off your legs, tossing it somewhere behind him without a care in the world.

rudy, not wanting to be left out, trails his fingers up your bare stomach before his rough and calloused hands cup your breasts. you let out a gasp, the texture of his palms so different to yours it’s striking.

rudy kneads the flesh of your tits, his thumbs stroking over your nipples as he presses his lips to that spot just underneath your ear, kissing you softly.

“do you know how long I have dreamt about your tits, preciosa? how soft, how sensitive, how utterly perfect they must be?”

it’s all you can do to shake your head, just barely. he chuckles, breath ghosting across your neck in a soft caress.

“I could never have dreamt anything close to this moment, mi amor. you are intoxicating.”

alejo, not to be outdone, adjusts your legs so that they’re hanging over his broad shoulders. he kisses his way up your inner thighs, nipping every so often, sending jolts of pleasure down your spine.

“can I taste you, querida?”

you can’t think, can barely fucking speak, but there was only ever going to be one answer to his question.

“please-!”

alejo was never one to waste time and he certainly wasn’t going to start now. he buries his face in between your legs, tongue stroking through your folds with the eagerness of a man starved. he was quick to wrap his lips around your clit, suckling with just the right amount of pressure to drive you absolutely insane.

you can’t stop the gasps and cries that escape your lips as alejo eats you out with dedicated precision. you’ve never had a man so dedicated to your pleasure before, it’s a wholly new sensation and you really, really like it.

rudy rolls your nipples with the pads of his fingers, getting you to make even more noises, to the point that you’re worried someone is going to hear, which would be absolutely mortifying. but your boys don’t seem to care about little things like noise complaints and keep torturing you with pleasure.

you can feel yourself approaching your peak embarassingly quickly, it’s been far too long since you’ve been up to getting yourself off, and you are not going to last much longer like this.

“‘m gonna come,” you gasp, moaning when alejo seems to double down in his efforts to push you over the edge. you tilt your head, brushing your nose against rudy’s jaw as you unconsciously seek him out.

always a people-pleaser, your rodolfo is quick to press his lips to yours, kissing you softly even as he plays with your tits and alejo continues to devour your cunt.

you come suddenly, with a sharp cry. your back arches, and rudy is quick to wrap one of his arms around your waist to hold you steady as your hips rock against alejo’s face as your orgasm washes over you in waves. alejo continues to suckle your clit throughout your release, prolonging it far longer than you’d have imagined to be possible, and it’s all you can do not to scream as you fall over the edge in to mindless oversensitivity.

finally, just when you’re about to tip over the edge from pleasure into pain does alejo sit up, hands stroking your trembling thighs as he lets you come down.

rudy is pressing kisses along your neck, one arm still secure around your waist as the other just mindlessly toys with your tits.

“fuck, querida. do you have any idea how long I’ve wanted to do that?”

you blearily look at alejo just sitting between your thighs, mouth shiny and slick with your come, and you desperately reach for him with grasping hands. he eagerly follows, letting you pull him up so you can steal a kiss, moaning from the taste of your juices on his tonuge.

alejo kisses you slow, languid and deep, hand cupping your face even as rudy restarts his mission to leave a million hickeys on your neck. all you can see, hear, feel, are your boys, and the emotion that swells in your heart is impossible to put into words.

“te amo, mis amores.”

[redsrooftopprincess]

Hey can you do headcanons for the boys sexualities/gender identities/ whatever else if Youre comfortable with it? All the ones I can find on tumblr are really old

Hello dear anon! This is gonna be fun.

Gender and Sexuality HCs

Hamato Pride graphic by @Ric3doll on insta

First of all, they're all queer. Unless they are *only* attracted to mutant turtles (no tcest here), they're all queer. Just by technical definition. So, we are going to take for granted that they are attracted to other species, and use that as a baseline.

The specifics, however...

Leo

Gender: Cis Masc (he/him)

Sexuality: Gay

He honestly doesn't think about it all that much, because things like gender are really not important to him, but if you ask him, he is masculine. He has more important things to worry about than having pointless arguments.

It took Leo a long time to come around to his sexuality. Not because of any kind of homophobia, but because for most of his life he pushed away any thoughts of sexuality at all. He had the safety of his family to consider, not to mention the city at large, and if he laser focused on his *mission,* he wouldn't have time to think about and want things that could never happen. At least, he hoped.

Eventually, he'd stopped kidding himself. Trysts were pretty normal for him. "Stress relief" he called them. He didn't much care who it was. He had his preferences. Eventually, he fell into a hole bordering on addiction. Worried for his welfare, his father called upon one of Leonardo's oldest friends. He's not sure what was said in the secrecy of his eldest's bedroom, but he has always had a sixth sense for what his boys need, and Leonardo emerged for patrol the next evening far more at peace than Splinter had seen him in a long time.

Raph

Gender: Cis Masc (he/him)

Sexuality: Straight

Raphael is the Gods' answer to toxic masculinity. No one can say this guy isn't what peak male performance looks like. With equal parts strength and softness, he'll challenge anyone who says that emotions make you less masc. Our boy knows how important it is to occasionally have a good old fashioned breakdown. Life is hard, and tears are healing. He'll correct you if you misgender him, but it's usually a light hearted correction with a throwaway joke because he's not a dick. He'd have no problem with being fem, he's just not.

My guy is straight as an arrow. He can definitely appreciate the male aesthetic, but for him it's always from more of a respect angle. He has ZERO problem telling a man he's beautiful, but Big Red loves the ladies. When they used to play pretend as kids, Raph got the girl. They could have the treasure, the glory, whatever. He just wanted a princess he could ride off into the sunset with. He never grew out of that.

He's a huge ally (both literally and figuratively), and is always ready to jump in and beat the piss out of some hateful douchebags if there's trouble on the rainbow side of town.

Donnie

Gender: Non-binary - doesn't care (he/they)

Sexuality: Demi

"The only thing binary about me is my code."

Donnie isn't an idiot. He's well aware that the only true "binaries" that exist were made by people, not nature. Evolution could never be that grossly limited. And if you ask him, he will tell you exactly that, before moving the conversation on to more important things.

Autism and physical intimacy can be *extremely* difficult to navigate. For many *many* years, Donatello just assumed he was fully asexual. The only time he ever really felt "urges" was during the Season, and his "preferences" had very little to do with that.

Until he meets his person.

It takes a while, but eventually he starts letting them see what's behind all the tech and flashing lights, and as they grow closer, he starts feeling things he doesn't actually understand (complete with frustration bordering on violece; more than one project ends up in pieces). The paradigm shift takes a *while* to wrap his head around because it doesn't feel *weird* when they touch him. He even *wants* it, sometimes. It isn't until his first Season after meeting them that he figures out what some of these feelings even *are*. These days, if you ask him about his sexuality, he won't look up from his current project, he'll just point at his partner across the lab.

Mikey

Gender: All of 'em

Sexuality: All of 'em

His Royal Majesty, Hamato Michaelangelo, Lord High Sovereign and King of the Queers! *uproarious applause*

I'm sorry, did you say drag? Did you say *gender bending*? DID YOU SAY GLITTER AND FEATHERS AND SEQUINS? Great! Welcome to the party. Mike's been here since since the lights dropped. Mike's philosophy on both gender and sexuality is the same: "It's all love, baby!"

He isn't human, so human "rules" about equipment, identity, and preference never really applied to him. It only really came up once in their early teens, when Raphael was being a dick. Mike responded by trying to become more "masculine," and was injured out on a mission. Raphael apologized at his bedside later. He'd only been trying to get under his shell, he didn't really care if Mike was "manly or whatever." Which was really great, because neither did Mike.

Other than that one instance, he's never been pressured to choose *any* of those things. So why the hell would he? From the outside looking in, he can see the whole sandbox. Why stick to one corner when he could play wherever with whoever, however he wanted? And how could he possibly stand for *everyone* not having the same right to explore this big beautiful playground?

He makes a run through Greenwich Village every morning on his way home to check on his people. It usually only takes one "conversation" with bigoted assholes for them to realize they're "in the wrong neighborhood, my dudes."

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[lovelykil]

hii so I was wondering i could request (feel free to ignore if you aren’t taking requests) jealous killua hcs but with the twist that his s/o is oblivious and like one of their friends is like openly touchy with them? And they don’t mind it like they don’t realize how wrong it looks until it’s pointed out (THEYRE WHOLESOME I SWEAR THEY JUST DONT GET SOCIAL CUES) and yeah :33 (also when I say openly touchy I mean for like the friend like leans on them and grabs their hands and stuff)

I didn’t realize how long and specific that was 😞🔫

headcanons—

: ➛killua

hc; jealous kil × oblivious s/o

note; nono I love specific requests because my brain is slow 😔 so thank you

there's nothing worse than a jealous ex-assassin dating an oblivious soulmate 💔

he gets soo annoyed at your friends, the way they just cling themselves onto you like nothing.

there was this one time at school— he was walking with Gon during passing period. His hands tucked behind the back of his head, chatting it up with the ravenette beside him.

he was perfectly fine till something grabbed his attention, it was you. But you weren't alone, you were accompanied by a friend.

a FRIEND who apparently doesn't know much about personal SPACE.

"what the hell?!" killua shouts out, stopping in his tracks. He watches this friend of yours walk you to your class with their hand swaying with yours, both seem to be smiling and laughing.

gon turns his attention to where his bestfriend was looking at and stared as well.

"is that y/n?"

"yes and their stupid friend that doesn't respect boundaries." The silverette grumbles.

gon blinks a few times, puzzled at why his friend was so worked up. Gon himself is pretty oblivious as well..

"don't friends hold each other's hand?"

"no."

"killua I'm pretty su-"

"no."

"but kil-"

"I should kill her friend, maybe it will show them a lesson.." he forces his nails to grow, sharp and pointy as his face grows dark.

"NO KILLUA—"

no he doesn't kill your friend.

but he wants too 😒

he gets a little pissed off at you as well to be honest, like how can you not see how weird your friend just touches you openly all the time

and they do it RIGHT in front of his face too. If it weren't for gon being by his side, he would've lost it.

killua is a jealous guy he can't help but feel like you're gonna leave him sometimes, it's sad but true you found out about this jealousy when you guys had your first argument.

It was about your friends..

"what are you talking about killua? Why are you being so mean.."

"your friends are all a bunch of idiots who don't know what SPACE is Y/N, why can't you see that?! It's not normal for another GUY to hold your hand all the time unless it's ME. I don't give a shit if he's your friend it's fucking weird." and so the truth comes out and the dots connect themselves.

he may not have said he was 'jealous' but you knew now it bothered him and he did make some valid points, your guy friend holding or leaning onto you was definitely weird, even your friends that were girls touched you alot but you didn't seem to notice.

you feel bad now, finally understanding why your boyfriend has been so distant and rude to you.

"oh, I'm sorry kil.. I guess I never noticed, I'll make sure to set up some boundaries if that's okay with you?" You grab his hand and hold it with yours, looking up at him.

"It's not your fault.. sorry it's just—" He pauses, looking down at your hand joined with his. He looks back at you.

"your friends suck."

"killua!"

even killua doesn't really hug gon or touch him alot, he's not used to it. Gon will sometimes hug him but he knows not to overdo it.

he's pretty new to relationships so like give him some time to adjust, maybe tell your friend(s) to be a little more appropriate when it comes to touching

[woobiedoovo]

What do you think of fem! Stan?!? Do you have any hcs regarding her?? How do you think the timeline would change if she was a cis girl and how would that impact stancest?? Would their dynamic have any differences or is it the same with a few minor changes

Oh!!! Hello there !! Before I start rambling I just want you to know that you’re one of my first Anon’s and I love you let’s get married *mwuh* 🥰

ANYWAYS—

I love fem! Stan. I feel like a major difference would be Ford realizing his feelings for Stan and accepting them WAY sooner.

So first things first, I 100% believe Ford would be WAY more possessive of Stan. Especially when they grow older and puberty hits. When they were younger Ford was able to see Stan as just his best friend, his twin, the one person who seemed to understand him. Love wasn’t really something he cared about, not when he had Stan by his side.

But as they grew older and Stan started *ahem* maturing, Ford realized his feelings were maybe a bit less platonic than he thought. When she started dating, Ford would go mental. He would try to convince Stan that they were just trying to use her for sex. Anytime she had a date he would have to know when and where it was happening so he could make sure she was safe. And whenever they inevitably broke up, he would wipe away her tears and tell her how she deserved so much better. That they were idiots for thinking they will ever do better then Stan.

And when Stan would fall asleep, Ford would be so smug. Every break up just proves how it’s supposed to be Stan and Ford. He would have never left her for something as petty and idiotic as “holding out,” on him. Stan and his first time would be precious, something memorable and romantic. Just like how Stan likes it.

(Never mind most of Stans high school relationships ended because Ford was driving her boyfriends away with his possessiveness.)

And when Stan saves Ford from the portal? He goes absolutely feral at how well Stan has aged. She’s just as beautiful as the day he lost her.

Here’s some general head canons I have for fem! Stan:

- 100% chubby queen and we love her for it

- She secretly did boxing, but also did ballet because her Ma wanted her to

- Just like canon Stan (at least in my mind), she has been in love with Ford since childhood

- her homeless years were ROUGH, even worse then canon Stan’s (being a homeless teenager in the 70’s with no high school diploma is bad, being a girl on top of that makes it worse.)

- has a tattoo on her crotch (because I said so)

- still strong as hell, like she deserves !!

[kyokutsu-sama]

you really out here doing the most with your writings they're so good 😭 could I ask for platonic hcs for Asta and Yuno with a fem reader who grew up with them at the church and also became a magic night with them and is like their sibling/best friend, basically being in a trio with them? And also she acts like an older sister even though she's younger than them and always calls them her "stupid kid brothers" but genuinely cares for them lol. Pretty much just platonic fluff 😊 (if you don't write for these characters feel free to ignore this I'm sorry I didn't know if you had specific rules or characters you wrote for 😭)

Hii!! I'm glad to hear that you liked my writings. Thank you☺️

It's okay, I really write for the characters you asked me and the request was cute❤️

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You arrived at the Hage orphanage a month after the two little boys, you had also been another child who had been left in the hands of Sister Lily and Father Orsi.

It wasn't difficult for you to adapt to the people there, especially your two best friends. Asta and Yuno.

They were the complete opposites of each other and you were the balance of both, always taking care of both of them even though you were the youngest and they often offered to help you.

You were always running here and there with the boys and playing around. You also liked to help Yuno develop his magic (And kicking the ass of other idiots who try to mess with him since Yuno didn't know how to defend himself and always ran away from fights unlike Asta). You also try to get Asta's head that sister Lily couldn't marry him because she was a nun (But he never listened to you)

When the three of you passed the tests to become magic knights, you made a point of going to each of the two to hug them and congratulate them for having achieved it, especially Asta, after everyone said that he would never become one due to lack of Magic. Asta was also very happy for you and thanked you for being a great support to him all this time.

Whenever the squads worked together, you always tried to stay as close as possible to the two so that you could join forces on the battlefield against the enemies.

They often told you to back off a little for safety but the truth is that you always ended up staying in the front line and showing them how strong you had become.

All that show of power, left them surprised and speechless. They were very proud of you for becoming an unstoppable magical knight.

The three of you used to meet up after missions or on your days off to talk while taking long walks around the capital city or even to train together.

You also always kept an eye on them when they went out at night because at the slightest inconvenience, you would jump into action without hesitation to protect them from anyone who tried to magic them.

They saw you as a mother lion who protected her cubs (Mereoleona 2.0)

But the truth is, you were just their protective little sister and you just wanted to see them smile and out of harm's way. And you wouldn't mind to kick both of their asses if you knew they'd gotten into trouble.

You will also make it clear that no matter what happens, they can always count on you for whatever they need.