#My favorite middle-aged men
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fantasyinallforms · 10 months ago
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Bilbo making the king under the mountain act goofy as hell by just existing.
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siroctobass · 1 year ago
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i think i might've posted them here but i can't find it for some reason!!!
here's insecticide and dr. capri-sun (normally)
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potatobugz · 1 month ago
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i cant stop thinking about alpha sleeper. i cant. he haunts me. help me
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xejune · 1 year ago
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sleepy old men
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munchboxart · 1 year ago
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New background OC for my Salmon guys + Mui drinking
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tiredandoptimistic · 1 month ago
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So, @skybluesocks was at my place when the second Seasons of Shadowhunters package arrived, so they got to see me excitedly flip through all the flower cards and ramble about The Characters. The downside to this chance for me to share the special interest is that they took one look at Robert Lightwood and said "he looks like House MD."
And you know what? They're not wrong
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kenaissance · 8 months ago
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happy father’s day to the world’s worst (and sluttiest) detective
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gay-caveman · 2 years ago
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they were born to gaze at each other longingly
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teethbomb · 1 year ago
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I know my sonic followers are starving but hiiiiii
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silverselfshippingchaos · 24 days ago
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if i had a nickel for every time i liked a young cool y.akuza dude that had dyed hair...
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i'd have three nickels.
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lucifer-kane · 10 months ago
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i like hoffdon/3d shipping just for the fact i think lawrence should get to rehabilitate mark like a feral dog who ends up so devoted to his owner he'll do anything for him
thinking about Them™️ and thinking about how I think Lawrence could use Angie's death to his advantage in getting Mark to his side, saying how that if someone had done that to Diana or even Alison he might have done the same thing if he was in Mark's situation. He grabs Mark's chin in his hand and tilts his head back to make him look at Lawrence from where he's at on the bathroom flood and does that little grin and goes "You could do better at my side than you ever did at John's"
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papasmistakeria · 9 months ago
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RIP John Ward, you would've loved Weezer
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bonesandpoemsandflowers · 1 month ago
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I'm a dedicated new year resolutioner, because that is what happens when you have a January first birthday and a life that needs to run on task lists + prescription simulants. This year my sole goal was to survive mourning my love-of-my-life dog, which is the kind of goal that people either understand is a full life year dedicated process or treat as a non goal. My secondary and very easy goal was not give a fuck about anyone else's evaluation of this goal. It's a wry joke not joke of mine that Ernie Dog was considerate to the very end and fought his lung cancer with fierce precision: he tidily exited this world on December 31st. There is no anniversary he could have chosen that would be more easily memorable.
Easy timekeeping but he left my birthday my own. Always a gentleman, Ernesto.
But I'm not here, yet, to be sad about my dog in public. This is, presumably, an activity for tomorrow. We'll find out.
Resolutions, right? This year I'm back to form because you gotta be, eventually, and so I have many productivity focused goals. One serious physical goal that involves specific metrics and getting a personal trainer again. But my fun body goal, however, is to get the fuck back on that pole. Before I got my knee injury I was most of the way to landing a solid human flag each time, so I figure that's a sub goal in there, somewhere, folded in, because do you know how obnoxiously cool it is to be able to do those on the fly? Extremely. I'm gonna be so annoying.
My artistic and professional goals are secret, by which I mean: I've had several hours of conversation about them, but only with people I trust.
I think it's important to have fun, silly goals, though, to mix up your list. I'd say stupid goals except that building fun into your life is a deadly serious priority.
So I am resolving to:
take pictures of ordinary places around home base the way that street photographers do when they're on vacation, and
leave comments on Ao3 consistently after years and years of being a filthy freeloader
which should be a good time, I think.
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s3v3r3dh3ad · 11 months ago
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I WAS LOOKING THROUGH A BUNCH OF OLD PUNCH OUT BLOGS EARLIER AND I FOUND THIS AND ISTG I ACTUALLY SHRIEKED IN JOY BECAUSE I JUST REWATCHED ROBOCOP A FEW DAYS AGO AND SEEING THAT MADE ME SO HAPPY AND I HAD TO SCRIBBLE SOMETHING REAL QUICK 🛐
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Also bonus sketch because I'm trying to figure out how to draw Von Kaiser bc he's literally my favorite character but I cannot fucking draw him FOR THE LIFE OF ME I SWEAR IT'S HIS FUCKING 90S TEEN BOY MIDDLE PART THAT FUCKS ME UP EVERY TIME 💀😭 I love him though so I'm gonna keep trying and maybe one day I'll do his fine ass justice 🙏
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gothteddiesdotcom · 7 months ago
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I have got to get off the internet dude real people don’t act the way they do on here social media algorithms push abrasive comments to the forefront wanna be scam spam follower bait accounts and trolls feed into the pattern to make money influencers feed the cycle by regurgitating as much low effort content as they can possibly churn out as often as possible to make as much money as possible political takes that blow my mind happen every day critical thinking is dead and it makes me want to blow my brains out
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wttcsms · 7 months ago
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hello you are CUUUUUUTE and you made me laugh re: horny messages on tumblr and writing about them ashdgfhsksgkl anyway i love your nails and the bow situation is very pretty!! is it hard to keep them in place? i feel like my hair would have them sliding around or something! so i'm impressed also that boy was probably just intimidated by your beauty tbh. i couldn't really see the box manga you got though could you drop the name please?
HI MY MOST BELOVED MANGOSTARJAM!!!! thank u 🥹🥹 as for the bows, the clips are surprisingly sturdy!! HAHA i think maybe he felt like he was in the way (im the same way in a store LOL) + the manga box set i got is wotakoi: love is hard for otaku 😭 which might be a look into my future, who knows
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