#My favorite middle-aged men
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Bilbo making the king under the mountain act goofy as hell by just existing.
#But really though he's such a dork#It's like watching someone have a first crush#bagginshield#the hobbit#thorin oakenshield#bilbo baggins#thilbo#bilbo x thorin#My favorite middle-aged men
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i think i might've posted them here but i can't find it for some reason!!!
here's insecticide and dr. capri-sun (normally)
#this is old#oc#art#ocs#i draw insecticide a little chubbier now#capri-sun and insecticide#dr. capri-sun#my favorite middle-aged men
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i cant stop thinking about alpha sleeper. i cant. he haunts me. help me
#dandys world#dw#potatart#reflective detective#glisten dw#rodger dw#dw rodger#i think rodger is quickly becoming one of my favorites... he is just so funny#i love divorced middle aged men#while gay.#im going to explode him. woth my mind
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sleepy old men
#middle aged men taking a nap in front of the tv except theyre besties and cuddling and in bed and also in love#cozy naps and cuddle piles are some of my favorite tropes#as a perpetually tired fucker myself <3#the witcher#art#tw3#the witcher books#the witcher 3#gerlion#geralt of rivia#dandelion#my art#fanart
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New background OC for my Salmon guys + Mui drinking
#i dont normally post sketches but i will make an exception for this#because i was talking w some friends and they were all telling me gilbert is hot and i do not see it#if u find gilbert hot let me know so i can remember this#literally oomf was like “how abt middle aged men yaoi with ur ocs (mui)” and i was like “mui and who??” and theyre like “his friends!”#and i was like “MUI HAS FRIENDS?” I LITERALLY FORGOT ABOUT GILBERT IDGAFFFF DHASJKFNSJKDGNDJN MY STANDARDS FOR MUI IS SO LOW#maybe theyre just not my type BUT I DONT SEE IT#then again. im sick in the head and mui is my favorite. literally the most middest guy ever. all he does is drink and kill salmon#tw alcohol#alcohol#splatoon#my ocs#mui#gilbert#im adding more white ass names into my collection of OCs bc im lacking. i also got a guy named paul fishtopher#i do have a sketch account on twitter but you will have to find it (you will never find it)
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So, @skybluesocks was at my place when the second Seasons of Shadowhunters package arrived, so they got to see me excitedly flip through all the flower cards and ramble about The Characters. The downside to this chance for me to share the special interest is that they took one look at Robert Lightwood and said "he looks like House MD."
And you know what? They're not wrong
#the shadowhunter chronicles#shadowhunters#tsc#the mortal instruments#robert lightwood#seasons of shadowhunters#house md#guys help my rancid middle aged man bears a resemblance to one of tumblr's favorite rancid middle aged men#also from what i understand of hilson they're both failing to beat the gay allegations
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happy father’s day to the world’s worst (and sluttiest) detective
#happy father’s day to my favorite dilf#holland march#ryan gosling#the nice guys 2016#holly march#worlds worst detective#slutty wife#i love bisexual middle-aged men#sorry i’m in a mood
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they were born to gaze at each other longingly
#i mean look at them#that is NOT how you look at your rival#the closet is glass#season 6 is going to have their coming out announcement#i know it#lawrusso#karate kid#the karate kid#cobra kai#johnny lawrence#daniel larusso#tkk#daniel x johnny#middle aged men fated to gaze longingly at each other#gotta be one of my favorite genders
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I know my sonic followers are starving but hiiiiii
#My doodles#the owl house darius#the owl house#alador blight#aladarius#toh#toh darius#toh alador#dalador#abomidads#aanyway im back at again with these losers❤️❤️❤️❤️#Also kind of unrelated but I love how anytime two middle aged men are a fan favorite couple they are called old man yaoi never change frfr
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if i had a nickel for every time i liked a young cool y.akuza dude that had dyed hair...
i'd have three nickels.
#consider this me soft launching who that mystery y.akuza guy I've been talking about as of late is#yup. that's right. i am not immune to korean v.ergil apparently LMAAAOO#i jest i jest he actually seems really cool#and uh. i think i have a crush 😳 a real big one#sigh..#it really is only middle aged men or pretty boys with me huh?#I'm so screwed when i play his game..#i wanna finish l.ost j.udgment first#dammit why does he have to be so pretty?!#i remember seeing him for the first time and being like 'wow the silver hair looks fucking stupid lmao what a loser'#sigh... I've fallen for that loser...#i thought i was done getting f/os from this series but noooooooo#ash rambles 💚#mask off 🎭#balls out ⚽️⚽️#ugh now i need a tag for this loser..#this is horrible.. i need to to get ready for class... i keep thinking about kissing him instead#also in actuality i dont really see the v.ergil comparison- i feel like the fandom only says that bcs he has silver hair-#the memes are really funny though so i roll with it!#also also. his theme song is so good!!! ofc i don't ship with the Him from y6 (though i do think he's hotter-) but it's such a good song#Theory of Beauty has gotta be one of my favorite Y.akuza boss themes#it's up there with Rake Your Inside for me#i like listening to techno-#like a flowing wind 🔳
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i like hoffdon/3d shipping just for the fact i think lawrence should get to rehabilitate mark like a feral dog who ends up so devoted to his owner he'll do anything for him
thinking about Them™️ and thinking about how I think Lawrence could use Angie's death to his advantage in getting Mark to his side, saying how that if someone had done that to Diana or even Alison he might have done the same thing if he was in Mark's situation. He grabs Mark's chin in his hand and tilts his head back to make him look at Lawrence from where he's at on the bathroom flood and does that little grin and goes "You could do better at my side than you ever did at John's"
#the dog stuff with mark is just one of my favorite things it's vvv fun fanon to play in#also just make the horrible middle aged men kiss actually#if anyone could do it lawrence could more than john ever could imo#3dshipping#hoffdon#saw
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RIP John Ward, you would've loved Weezer
#faith game#faith the unholy trinity#weezer#john ward#papas mistakeria special#John Ward is so Rivers Cuomo-coded (Sad pathetic middle aged bisexual men who's an eternal virgin even with a wife) /j#His favorite albums are OK Human and EWBAITE. His favorite songs are Aloo Gobi and All My Favorite Songs
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I'm a dedicated new year resolutioner, because that is what happens when you have a January first birthday and a life that needs to run on task lists + prescription simulants. This year my sole goal was to survive mourning my love-of-my-life dog, which is the kind of goal that people either understand is a full life year dedicated process or treat as a non goal. My secondary and very easy goal was not give a fuck about anyone else's evaluation of this goal. It's a wry joke not joke of mine that Ernie Dog was considerate to the very end and fought his lung cancer with fierce precision: he tidily exited this world on December 31st. There is no anniversary he could have chosen that would be more easily memorable.
Easy timekeeping but he left my birthday my own. Always a gentleman, Ernesto.
But I'm not here, yet, to be sad about my dog in public. This is, presumably, an activity for tomorrow. We'll find out.
Resolutions, right? This year I'm back to form because you gotta be, eventually, and so I have many productivity focused goals. One serious physical goal that involves specific metrics and getting a personal trainer again. But my fun body goal, however, is to get the fuck back on that pole. Before I got my knee injury I was most of the way to landing a solid human flag each time, so I figure that's a sub goal in there, somewhere, folded in, because do you know how obnoxiously cool it is to be able to do those on the fly? Extremely. I'm gonna be so annoying.
My artistic and professional goals are secret, by which I mean: I've had several hours of conversation about them, but only with people I trust.
I think it's important to have fun, silly goals, though, to mix up your list. I'd say stupid goals except that building fun into your life is a deadly serious priority.
So I am resolving to:
take pictures of ordinary places around home base the way that street photographers do when they're on vacation, and
leave comments on Ao3 consistently after years and years of being a filthy freeloader
which should be a good time, I think.
#anyway yes it's my birthday soon please gift me pornography with my favorite middle aged men in it#personal#i have pregamed both these goals thoroughly the past two weeks#i am gonna get such a good grade in new years resolution which both normal to want and possible to achieve etc etc
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I WAS LOOKING THROUGH A BUNCH OF OLD PUNCH OUT BLOGS EARLIER AND I FOUND THIS AND ISTG I ACTUALLY SHRIEKED IN JOY BECAUSE I JUST REWATCHED ROBOCOP A FEW DAYS AGO AND SEEING THAT MADE ME SO HAPPY AND I HAD TO SCRIBBLE SOMETHING REAL QUICK 🛐
Also bonus sketch because I'm trying to figure out how to draw Von Kaiser bc he's literally my favorite character but I cannot fucking draw him FOR THE LIFE OF ME I SWEAR IT'S HIS FUCKING 90S TEEN BOY MIDDLE PART THAT FUCKS ME UP EVERY TIME 💀😭 I love him though so I'm gonna keep trying and maybe one day I'll do his fine ass justice 🙏
#punch out#punch out wii#von kaiser#robocop#My 2 favorite big lipped middle aged white men 😍#i fucking love Von Kaiser and Robocop so much I actually felt so seen by that post 😭#I hope that whoever posted that knew that 5+ years in the future some nd goth bitch would see that post and almost cry from joy 💀#GOD BLESS YOUR SOUL 🛐#s3v3rscribbles#punch out fanart
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I have got to get off the internet dude real people don’t act the way they do on here social media algorithms push abrasive comments to the forefront wanna be scam spam follower bait accounts and trolls feed into the pattern to make money influencers feed the cycle by regurgitating as much low effort content as they can possibly churn out as often as possible to make as much money as possible political takes that blow my mind happen every day critical thinking is dead and it makes me want to blow my brains out
#unimportant thoughts#instagram is my baby because thats where all my favorite bike riders are#its where i get my riding news and see clips of my favorite peope riding#but if it doesnt get better soon…i think im gonna have to give it up#the abrasive comments are starting to show up even in bikers comment feeds and i just. cant.#i need to disappear off the internet i think#every time i get out and interact with a normal human being its like ‘oh yeah the internet is just filled with bots and monsters’#i hang out at the bike jumps and middle aged men ask me for advice and old people ask to take pictures while i ride to show their fsmily#and young couples with a toddler ask if i can do a run so their toddler who loves bikes can see#i help people jump their cars and pick up trash and say hello to the hikers#the general internet has become entirely useless#i cant handle it anymote
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hello you are CUUUUUUTE and you made me laugh re: horny messages on tumblr and writing about them ashdgfhsksgkl anyway i love your nails and the bow situation is very pretty!! is it hard to keep them in place? i feel like my hair would have them sliding around or something! so i'm impressed also that boy was probably just intimidated by your beauty tbh. i couldn't really see the box manga you got though could you drop the name please?
HI MY MOST BELOVED MANGOSTARJAM!!!! thank u 🥹🥹 as for the bows, the clips are surprisingly sturdy!! HAHA i think maybe he felt like he was in the way (im the same way in a store LOL) + the manga box set i got is wotakoi: love is hard for otaku 😭 which might be a look into my future, who knows
#my coworkers who i am v close with (2 middle aged white men)#call me a weeb straight to my face (in the Microsoft teams groupchat)#so 😭😭#💌 favorite#🤍 mangostarjam
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