#and uh. i think i have a crush 😳 a real big one

[tennessoui]

so i've been thinking about this premise for so long but it wasn't working for obikin (which of course i took as a challenge) and i think i finally got it where i want it so

au where 35 yo obi-wan is a music sensation across the world but he's recently divorced and going on tour again after releasing a very cutting, personal, and well-received album

and 19 yo anakin joins his tour with his very small band of two other people (ahsoka, padmé) to be his opening act - they have a small but loyal following, a pretty big social media presence, and there are even people who ship anakin and padmé which you know means these are die-hard fans

anakin has definitely looked up to obi-wan and his music for a good portion of his life and he's like. beyond excited that he's going to tour with The Obi-Wan Kenobi - this is big, not just for his music career but also for himself and the little boy he was listening to obi-wan's music for the first time!!

i'm just imagining like....obi-wan and anakin meeting after a few days of rehearsal for opening night, and it's not the most auspicious start because obi-wan's going through like 20 different emotions at any given moment (he's on tour, he's divorced, he's tired, he loves the music, he can't be the person he was in his twenties when he was first on tour but that's a whole different matter, he has all the media training and charismatic instinct to cover up these less than savory emotions with flirtatious empty words) and anakin is just like. sorta starstruck sorta shy sorta eager sorta awkward so:

"i'm uh, i'm a singer it's nice to meet you. hi yeah. hello. i'm on tour. as well. with you. actually." "ah no, are you one of my backing vocal artists? we can't have that - you're much too gorgeous and my ego is much too dependent on the audience focusing on me." "um 😳"

so it's a relationship that begins with a lot of flirting and being flustered and progresses through moments of vulnerability and honest emotion which turns into mutual affection which turns into anakin's celebrity crush becoming very real....meanwhile obi-wan googled anakin and the opening band after the first show/introduction and finds all the stuff about him and padmé being together and that's. that's fine. young love. how sweet. any sort of disappointment obi-wan feels is because he's recently divorced and bitter about it and he's going to have to spend at least half his tour watching the lovebirds snuggling up together.

and even when all the misunderstandings about relationship statuses have been addressed and the pretense has fallen away to leave just attraction, both have to think about their careers - it's all well and good for obi-wan to date someone sixteen years his junior, post divorce, but that's an image he's never wanted to deal with or be associated with. and this is the biggest shot of anakin's career - his best chance to make it in the music industry. in the words of his bandmate, is he really, honestly thinking about risking it for a chance to sleep with The Obi-Wan Kenobi?

but what his bandmate doesn't seem to really understand is that for anakin, obi-wan hasn't been The Obi-Wan Kenobi in a long time. he's just been obi-wan. and that makes a world of difference.

[eddiecompetitiondiaz]

Hello!! 👋 😙

😳🥂💍🫴

I think none of these are three sentences, but oh well.

😳 Down bad Eddie (This part is SFW)

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“Yeah.” Eddie forces himself to elaborate, “Yeah, um, I- You’re like the sun.”

Buck blinks at him, his head tilting sideways, "Eddie, what?"

So, Eddie has always been awkward around women. 

Shannon was his first real relationship and Eddie's sure they wouldn't have gotten together at all if she hadn't done most of the work to make it happen. After that, Eddie’s dating situations had always just been something he fell into. That is until he decided to take the initiative with Marisol and ask her out. It was then that he realised just how bad with women he was.

But it's as he’s describing Buck as a celestial object while trying to explain how deeply and irrevocably he’s in love with him that Eddie realises it’s not just women he has no game with. It’s everyone, and it’s definitely Buck.

Because Buck is like the sun. He’s warm and golden and he infects everyone around him with this radiance, bringing life to wherever he goes , but none of that comes out when Eddie opens his mouth. Instead, Eddie stares and says “You’re like-“ then gestures to all of Buck like that will explain anything “and I- you-“

Buck puts his hands on Eddie’s shoulders to shut him up. “Eddie,” Buck says, ducking his head to meet his eyes, “I love you too.”

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🥂Hangover AU

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The tattoo parlour is a small colourful place, snug between a liquor store and an Indian takeaway. 

It’s cosy more than anything, which Buck is grateful for. He’s not known for his decision-making at the best of times and he’s even worse when he’s drunk, so getting a tattoo at a place that hasn’t ever heard of soap would not be out of the realm of possibility.

Luckily, the parlour seems clean and the staff seem friendly. The artist from the night before isn’t there, but the owner is nice enough to call her up anyway.

Hen, Chimney, Eddie and Buck all crowd around the phone as it rings. It’s set to video call so Buck immediately recognises the woman when her face pops up on screen.

“Ay!” She grins “There’s my favourite little lovebirds.”

All four of them freeze.

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💍 Romcom AU

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“So, how has hanging with your new boy-crush been going?” Maddie grins, poking Buck in the shoulder as she sips her champagne.

Buck rolls his eyes, “It is not a crush, I very blatantly do not like the guy.”

“I remember you not liking a lot of people growing up,” Maddie smiles behind her drink, “I also remember walking in on you in bed with a lot of those same people, too.”

Buck shoves her playfully, “That’s different!” He whines, his face burning, “That was hate sex, which was a Buck 1.0 thing, I don’t do that stuff anymore.”

“Oh my God, do not bring Buck 1.0 into this! You’re feelings are still the same even if you’re better at managing them now." Buck tries to whack her with a pillow "You’ve got a cru-ush” Maddie sings, jumping off the couch to avoid another hit.

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🫴 You're touch is all I need (NSFW)

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“There is something- and we don’t have to talk about this if you don’t want,” Eddie starts, Buck nods at him to continue. “Today you said… you’ve used uh-“

“Sex toys?” Buck supplies.

“Uh yeah.. I just- do they feel good? Like- like dildos and stuff?” Eddie cringes at the word 'dildo', despite the fact there’s a big one currently sitting in his bedside drawer. 

“Oh absolutely! So good. Not that you have to like men to use them, but they’re great, I have like five at home.” Buck says, Eddie fights down the urge to imagine a hundred different scenarios inspired by that sentence alone, a couple slip through the cracks.

“Are they like… easy to use?”

“Totally! If you use them right anyway, you should definitely get one if you're thinking about it, Eds. I could send you some suggestions if you'd like?”

Eddie swallows down the lump in his throat. He’s not about to tell Buck he’s already got one, he’s barely able to wrap his head around the fact that Buck wants to help him find something to put inside himself and if he wasn’t getting hard already he would be after that, so he nods weakly and manages to say “Yeah, thanks” without sounding too much like he’s a couple seconds away from jumping onto Buck’s lap.

[crystalknuckle]

*ROMANCE HEADCANONS

NAME: isabeau last-name-pending-until-artbook-release

NICKNAME: isa, za, the defender, the fighter (he doesn't know about that last one tho lol)

ROMANTIC ORIENTATION: no labels in vaugarde, but would id as pan

PREFERRED PET NAMES: never been called any / had the chance to use any! he'd really, really like them, though... might even kick his feet a lil'. who knows...

RELATIONSHIP STATUS: crushing. BADLY.

FAVORITE CANON/FANDOM SHIP: whaaat i've never shipped anything in my life lol (i trip and fall to the ground. dozens of isa/frins spill from my pockets).

OPINION ON TRUE LOVE: yeas... good. he's its strongest warrior, even. he doesn't think it has to be limited to a single person, and any kind of love (romantic, platonic, whatever) can develop to be real and true!

OPINION ON LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT: surprise! the avid romance reader doesn't actually subscribe to the myth! is it epic in fiction? absolutely!! hits him in the feels every time!! but it doesn't make a whole lot of sense irl.

HOW ‘ROMANTIC’ ARE THEY?: less of a surprise! the avid romance reader would be sooo unbearable in a relationship. there's so much love in his heart and, being the big, boisterous man he is, he will be cringe once he's comfy enough to let himself go wild with the grand gestures. he's already cringe enough without them.

IDEAL PHYSICAL TRAITS: small and cute but in the way a very sharp cooking knife with flowers and little hearts is small and cute.

IDEAL PERSONALITY TRAITS: cool... mysterious... funny... kind... honest... can scare him a lil', as a treat 😳...

UNATTRACTIVE PHYSICAL TRAITS: no dealbreakers he can think of.

UNATTRACTIVE PERSONALITY TRAITS: just be a decent person?? a low bar, but he's not on the dating scene so he doesn't think about it much.

IDEAL DATE: a cop-out, but genuinely anything that'll make his partner happy. as long as they're together, he'd do anything to make it perfect and tailor-made for them! he's not picky, anyway.

DO THEY HAVE A TYPE?: rogues. who said that

AVERAGE RELATIONSHIP LENGTH: do the ones he dreamt up count? no? then, uh. zero. "zero what?" zero.

PREFERRED NON-SEXUAL INTIMACY: HUGS. HE LOVES HUGGING SOOOO MUCH UGH. he's also just super affectionate outside of romance, so he'll catch whatever level of intimacy his partner's throwing tbh.

COMMITMENT LEVEL: ride or die

OPINION OF PUBLIC AFFECTION: again, whatever his partner wants! kinda. the thought actually makes his stomach do a bunch of front- and back-flips, but not in a bad way! it's just, a lot!! he's a lot!!! what if his hands get all sweaty and he squeaks or something and-- *explodes* (he's destined to become a PDA menace).

PAST RELATIONSHIPS?: none! but he's had the occasional crush before his current one.

[lil-bit-louder]

okay thank you so much for answering the previous ask! i've remembered a few other things, much less controversial (at least i think so?):

- frotting

- hierophilia (as in, a roleplay scenario ofc)

- public sex

- scent kink

would love to know your thoughts 😌

This is the best survey I’ve ever taken 😅

Starting with hierophilia because I had not heard of it and was wondering if it had to do with Egypt! So I need to be educated. Does this have to be about real world religion (bc 1. Fleabag and 2. I always had a crush on the vicar of dibley lol). If it’s more expansive… my big nerd secret is that I am really into d&d stuff, really into fantasy religious worldbuilding, uh and very guilty of sneaking kinks into all of it 😭 I absolutely love themes of duty & devotion, and exploring themes around power and hierarchy. so what im saying is i can’t be trusted not to make this unbearably nerdy

public sex is another one that a weird number of my past partners have been into 😳 tho since I was more anxious back then this mostly consisted of being pushed into making out and grinding in a lot of dark corners… while the relationships weren’t always great those memories have a huge draw for me. More fantastically the idea of being watched and used is unbearably hot to me, so free use fantasies catapult this into fuck yes territory easy 🥵

scent kink easily goes hand in hand with the monster fucking/pheromones 😅 more realistically just immersing myself in the smell of my partner is so relaxing, instant cozy safe vibes (and more fantastically again, the idea of getting drunk on them 😵‍💫…)

FROTTING is probably the most interesting because it’s only in the last year that I’ve admitted to myself how much I love looking at cocks 😶😶 I’ve never actually had an experience with any but it sounds so fucking hot. I’m already bucking and edging against everything else, I feel like I’d be begging for this real quick with the right person 😩 (it’s … a bit objectifying but I have a recurring forced-bi fantasy wherein I’m put to this for a partner’s viewing…. 🫣 ok now I’m blushing gah)