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happy father’s day to the world’s worst (and sluttiest) detective
#happy father’s day to my favorite dilf#holland march#ryan gosling#the nice guys 2016#holly march#worlds worst detective#slutty wife#i love bisexual middle-aged men#sorry i’m in a mood
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Fastest Growing Fandoms on AO3 This Week (10/22/2024)
Every week I pull data on how many fics are in each fandom and compare to the previous week, then calculate the percentage increase to determine fastest growing fandoms. Since this naturally skews towards smaller fandoms, I have included the same data filtered to Over 1k, 5k, & 10k fics.
Overall:
Over 1,000 Fics:
Over 5,000 Fics:
Over 10,000 Fics:
Source: AO3 Fandom Dashboard
#ao3#ao3 stats#Parkour Civilization#Agatha All Along#Transformers One#The Worst Witch#The First Shot#Anh Trai Vt Ngn Chng Gai Call Me By Fire#Hun Zh G G Princess Returning Pearl#The Secret of Us#Dandy's World#Badminton RPF#EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans#Swimming RPF#The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power#Super Sketch Show#Love and Deepspace#Wind Breaker#Legends of Avantris#Dead Boy Detectives
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Speaking of lines I think about constantly: “No, you can’t make it better. You never made it better, and then you died. That is the point.”
#it’s so cold#it plays on loop in my head#like the worlds worst jukebox#the night nurse#charles rowland#dead boy detectives#save dead boy detectives#renew dead boy detectives#revive dead boy detectives#our ghosts matter#best ghosts i know#Emi’s rambling fandom thoughts
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here's a banana man for carmen sandiego week <3 day 1: favorite character
i love when men are stupid and pathetic and make messes wherever they go <3
#winter's art#carmen sandiego#carmen sandiego 2019#chase devineaux#world's WORST detective everybody (affectionate) (said in the manner of someone holding a skrungly kitten by the scruff of the neck)#carmenweek#carmen week
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curiosity becomes a heavy load, too heavy to hold, too heavy to hold will force you to be cold (♫)
#hi clementine#45 year old detective going through a divorce finds himself the responsible one of worlds worst dnd party#ts4#ts4 edit#sims 4#dnd#clementine
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Mumscarian, but it's 1920s
Grian is a singer at a speakeasy
Mumbo is a detective
Scar owns the speakeasy
Mumbo mistakenly believes that Grian is involved with the mafia and that Scar is a mob boss
Shenanigans and silliness ensues
Idk, there's just something about Mumscarian that feels 1920s to me
#hermitcraft#mumbo jumbo#grian#hermitblr#trafficblr#traffic smp#gtwscar#goodtimeswithscar#mumscarian#mumbo the worlds worst noir detective#he tries his best but hes not quite sure of what hes supposed to be doing#grian essentially does drag/burlesque as a singer#scar just enjoys providing entertainment and having a place where he can actually get drinks that taste good
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trollhandles subject to change...... man! im sure these guys WONT play a world ending game haha !
#just roll with it#william wisp#vyncent sol#dakota cole#pd homestuck au#I FUCKING GUESS#worlds worst ashen couple where theyre all also matesprits and moirails. i dont fucking know either#dakota and william are moirails who pitchflip sometimes#(gestures vaguely at the dakota detective thing from s2)#will and vyncent were kind of red flirting and then. s2 divorce arc was just them pitchflirting lets be honest#and. well. vyncent and dakota. need i say more.#i dunno if im gonna make ashe a troll or a human what do we think#i think ive posted their classpects before actually but uh#prince of doom william rogue of breath vyncent and knight of hope dakota
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So, one fun thing about me is that I always get great enjoyment out of mysteries, thrillers, etc in the various media I consume. Plot-twists? Literally will never see them coming. That grand reveal? Every single sentence of it will leave my jaw on the floor.
Earlier in the year, I went through a murder mystery series in which every single book left me utterly baffled until the clues were all woven together and explained at the end. Couldn't even venture a guess as to who the killer was or how they did it until the protagonist would give her big speech toward the end.
And I just now finished a book in which there was such a massive plot-twist in the last ten or so pages that I had to stop reading and just stare into space for a while to process it. What was that twist, you ask? One of the two main characters of the story is revealed to have been dead the entire time. She died 60 years prior to the opening of the story, and the main character, now elderly and never having gotten over the loss, has conjured her up as a "hallucination" that she talks to for comfort.
I went onto Goodreads after because I was so slapped in the face by this, and what do I see? Multiple negative reviews from people complaining the plot-twist was so obvious from the first few pages that it made the book unenjoyable to read. Well, sorry, 1-star-reviewers—couldn't be me. I did not pick up on a single clue that this woman was a figment of someone's imagination. Somehow completely missed the fact that no other characters aside from the main one ever spoke to her. I stepped over every last dropped bread crumb the author sprinkled in there to help readers piece things together.
And though I should be used to this happening by now, this particular one got to me so much that I needed to post about it.
#like. I almost want to reread the book now just to have that context & be able to pick out the (apparently obvious) clues#because it did not occur to me for even a SECOND#I would absolutely be the world's worst detective#the killer would walk up to me and say “hello. i did it” and even then I might not be sure#also hello everyone#life things have sort of kept me from being able to/wanting to post#but I do plan to return soon to make some posts and answer asks
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this could be kuwameshi if you guys would like. take my hand and trust me
#yyh spoilers in tags#like major spoilers ok#which ig i dont usually tag but whatever#the if i had to choose between the world and you it's you thing happened. and it was KUWABARA like hhhhgghh#yusuke makes him forget his honor code sometimes and i need you guys to see that with me#bc it makes me wanna fling myself into the ocean over and over again#kuwabara literally is like you need to be alive bc otherwise im nothing idek who i am. please let me punch you#and he wails this multiple times#and yusuke would burn down the world himself if he thought it'd help his friends we all know that#and doomed by the narrative? mmm with the ever escalating world ending nature of being a spirit detective thats kinda there#throw in the sudden demon-human age gap post yusuke death 2 and you've got some narrative dooming in a way#but not enough for me to well and truly call them doomed by the narrative#yyh#yu yu hakusho#kuwameshi#kazuma kuwabara#yusuke urameshi#ofc i can handle you at your worst thats basically you all the time is Very kuwa to yusuke#and maybe we can figure out what the hell ur problem is over dinner sometime is Very yusuke to kuwa#actually i should draw that. or make it a textpost or something#but like turning up the protectiveness/possessiveness thats already there with them in line with the whole#'ive watched you die' trauma they Both have means that like. i think they would Need to have each other around for a period of time#in the wake of sensui's bs perhaps. and then yusuke cuts it all off and they start to get a bit healthier about it. hm#i think about them all the time it's like if typicsl shonen rival/bestie homo-ness was kind of scary and painful#like they love each other but the ways they hurt each other and hurt over each other drive me fucking insane
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Introduction by Emily Wilson | Homer | The Iliad
#all yr bodies alive and defunct#the worst party in the world#always touching moving dancing climbing or riding horses#feel my hand feel my you might as well say hand#it is the gelatin of your own eyeball#if someone calls you across a hundred ghostly bodies it is because you are ever detectable#the secrets of the heart are visible#ive got bloody hair so you can love me#bodies lie in the bright grass and some are murdered and some are picnicking#hippolytus bloodied the countryside#men who do not know how to throw their cloak over their shoulder nor how to put words together in proper harmony for praising gods#you're going to spend your life fighting your life#the mass carnage that finds its domestic epitome#human forms are puny#homer#emily wilson
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admit it, you love them
[episode 112 - The Seven Mysteries of Teitan Elementary School Case]
#he's a certified menace but so are they!!#i love Conan as like a sorta older brother but also the worlds worst babysitter#detective conan#episode 112#The Seven Mysteries of Teitan Elementary School Case#manga based#1998#100-200#edogawa conan#yoshida ayumi#kojima genta#tsuburaya mitsuhiko#detective boys#vest classic#detco hell original#dcmk
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Guys HELP
IM BACK AND I SOMEHOW GET NOSEBLEEDS KN THE DAILY. LORD PLEASE SAVE ME
#sillyposting#fanart#art#artwork#ryan gosling#holland march#the nice guys#he's so silly#world's worst detective#silly little guy
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Back in January I was exclusively reading 1940s detective novels
#detective fiction#mike hammer#philip marlowe#duncan maclain#basil willing#my art#my thoughts on these guys are varied. philip is so lonely & chandler legitimately writes quite well#mike hammer on the other hand is the world’s worst guy#and every other line in his books are about smashing someone’s teeth in#they make me laugh#the other two I need to find more of in old antique stores to have a solid opinion on#oh wait actually authors#Raymond chandler#mickey spillane
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i can’t remember for the life of me if i posted this one yet but
it Does exist alright!
#epithet erased#sylvie epithet erased#rick epithet erased#rick shades#dr sylvester ashling#worlds worst detective duo <3
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sandwichhour on Tumblr dot com did this cute little relationship chart thing with their gothic lit babes that had silly quotes on it and I fucking LOVE silly quotes. So I went up to them and went hooh hello could I maybe do something like that with JD? And they said yeaas. So I went yippee!!
Before remembering that there are SEVEN of these guys and EIGHT designs. Making the lines SO CLUTTERED meaning I had to make EIGHT ALTERNATIVE SAVES. And my arm hurts and I’ll hate it in the morning .
#but guys look it's the world's worst (best) detective agency....#they were a bit silly to doodle. maybe. and it's nice to see all of them next to each other for the first time eve r.#I wrote even more quotes for Tiret (the pyramid scheme) but god forbid I draw those.#my art#Juliette's draft#original character
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i can't be trusted on anything unless i finish it bc it will take two episodes from me to be this show is the best im in love with it to this suck ill drop it
#aka the wedding contract but also now im getting bored with nam soon ASKJHDALSK#its fun buuut#i got sucked like an idiot by the edits of her and the villain and now im stuck with a half assed detective plotline#like she's the worst undercover not really an agent in the world#im not gonna drop it but the suspense of disbelief that its asking of its audience is so muchhh#also two other things bother me how the mom treats her brother#and that the grandma moving on after her husband bailed is framed like cheating#cata.txt
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