#worlds worst detective

[kenaissance]

happy father’s day to the world’s worst (and sluttiest) detective

[scattered-winter]

here's a banana man for carmen sandiego week <3 day 1: favorite character

i love when men are stupid and pathetic and make messes wherever they go <3

[goldenwaves]

curiosity becomes a heavy load, too heavy to hold, too heavy to hold will force you to be cold (♫)

[batarangsoundsdumb]

bruce wayne also uses the mindpalace technique but after bbc sherlock came out he was so embarassed he decided to not tell anybody about it ever

[skrunksthatwunk]

this could be kuwameshi if you guys would like. take my hand and trust me

[elanormcinerney]

Introduction by Emily Wilson | Homer | The Iliad

[codezraxx]

Guys HELP

IM BACK AND I SOMEHOW GET NOSEBLEEDS KN THE DAILY. LORD PLEASE SAVE ME

[detco-hell]

admit it, you love them

[episode 112 - The Seven Mysteries of Teitan Elementary School Case]

[fullcolorfright]

Back in January I was exclusively reading 1940s detective novels

[shokogast]

i can’t remember for the life of me if i posted this one yet but

it Does exist alright!

[aftout]

sandwichhour on Tumblr dot com did this cute little relationship chart thing with their gothic lit babes that had silly quotes on it and I fucking LOVE silly quotes. So I went up to them and went hooh hello could I maybe do something like that with JD? And they said yeaas. So I went yippee!!

Before remembering that there are SEVEN of these guys and EIGHT designs. Making the lines SO CLUTTERED meaning I had to make EIGHT ALTERNATIVE SAVES. And my arm hurts and I’ll hate it in the morning .

[kittychicha]

i can't be trusted on anything unless i finish it bc it will take two episodes from me to be this show is the best im in love with it to this suck ill drop it

[g0nta-g0kuhara]

If you're still doing the ask game

10, 11, and 12

(Also I totally agree that Ibuki's title being "Ultimate Musician" is too vague/generic. I'd call her "Ultimate Rockstar" or something.)

Ultimate rockstar!! That totally works, I like that!

10,11,12. Which was your favorite trial from THH? Which was your favorite trial from SDR2? Which was your favorite trial from V3?

Favourite trial from thh might honestly be trial 1? Even if the whole 11037 thing was lost in translation a bit, I still think it was an amazing set up for the series, and Leon's break down was amazing

Favourite sdr2 trial is probably trial 5!! The fact that they deduce Nagito's cause of death so quickly and then slowly began to realize what his plan was all along, Ah!! It really brought out the best in the sdr2 survivor's personalities and is so fun to watch letsplayers go through

V3 is SO hard because I think all of the trials have something fun and unique to them. Its so hard. I think it would be between trial 4 and trial 5. I'm leaning towards trial 5 mostly because it doesn't make me feel physically ill to replay or watch the way trial 4 does (cries). and MAN trial 5 just takes you on an emotional journey. I was losing my mind playing it for the first time. I should really get back to replaying v3, I'm right about to start that trial again..

[skyriderwednesday]

I figure the Watson/Morstan marriage started out as 'you allude to a husband and I'll fill in as necessary', but like making up a boyfriend to your grandparents, that eventually causes complications which I expect would be even more complicated in Victorian England, so eventually...

(One evening in Baker Street)

Holmes (doing chemistry): "If it bothers you that much, talk to her about it."

Watson: "It doesn't bother me, I'm just worried that eventually one of us will slip and we'll end up being caught out."

Holmes: "Which is something you need to discuss with Mary."

Watson: "Oh, alright..."

(The next day, at her flat)

Watson: "Mary, you know I've no issue with posing as your husband in public, but we really do need to get our stories straight."

Mary: "Are you referring to anything in particular?"

Watson: "Well, for instance, naturally I am happy to collect parcels for you, but it has been a little awkward at times."

Mary: "What do you mean?"

Watson (fidgeting): "Uh, well... It is of course fully within your rights to use your own name, but in context..."

Mary: "John, please get to the point, love."

Watson: "Ah, yes-- sorry. What I mean to say is, I am caught rather off guard when I collect parcels for you, since people keep assuming that my name is Mr Morstan."

Mary (cackling): "Oh god, sorry, I didn't think!"

Watson: "I'm not offended or anything like that, just typically with marriage the names go the other way around."

Mary: "No, I know! I just forget. Actually, I've been meaning to talk to you about our Arrangement, because as it is, it's causing some questions on my end."

Watson: "From whom?"

Mary: "Well, friends mostly, they think it's a little odd they've never met you, but more pressingly my landlady is getting suspicious."

Watson: "Ah... then what do you propose?"

Mary: "That was going to be it actually..."

Watson (confused): "It... was...? Sorry, I don't think I understand..."

Mary (taking his hands): "John Watson, will you marry me?"

(Watson returning home)

Holmes: "How did it go?"

Watson: "Mary and I are engaged!"

Holmes: "...I genuinely can't tell if that means the discussion went well or terribly."

[mothpawbs]

a friend suggested i draw maggs as slylock fox, this is the result :3

[byooregard]

it really sucks that zero escape isn't more popular than it is because as of late I've found myself thinking about varying blorbos and going 'Oh this guy would be SO fun to put in a nonary games but I cannot express that sentiment to anyone who shares the blorbos cos they have no idea what a nonary game is