Something I TIRED TO POST TO TWT AS A COOL TRANSPARENT THING BUT IT COMES OUT LIKE SHIT SO I GIVE UP. IM POSTING IT AS NORMAL PICS HERE ON TUMBLR ITS LOST ITS COOL FACTOR
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Them: What is the point of specializing in civilizations that are long gone and learning languages that have been dead for a long time?
Me: Western Civilization was created and constructed based on these dead civilizations so specializing in them gives you the keys to more effectively bring about its downfall.
Them: ....
Me: But I'm just a silly little guy who likes learning about the origins of where my religion and my gods came from, so there's that 😊
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I don't want to hear anything about the world anymore thanks
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Editing carries on! Apparently I am British. Why? Because I always, always, always write “towards” instead of “toward”. Which I learned, from my current editor, is a British thing. And the first pass-through editor changed all my “greys” to “grays”. I’m also in the habit of writing “blonde” instead of “blond”. 🤦🏻 Why do I do this?! 🤷🏼♀️ Maybe it’s from being raised on my first book love, The Chronicles of Narnia? Besides my British-ness, I have to learn that 99% of the time there will be a comma before the word “too” and often before the word “though”. But I am always surprised when my editor tells me to *add* commas, since I become notorious with past editors for having *too many* commas. 🤦🏻🤷🏼♀️. Maybe I’ve started to overcompensate? 😉😆. Either way, I’ve learned some things about commas. Carrying onward! - Me, author (find me @ Westword Books on Facebook)
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Made one of my sims my NBA 2k23 my player. He's the grandson of Nancy and Geoffrey Landgraab
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Apparently the local university’s undergraduate entomology course sends students to catch insect specimens at the same place I like to go birdwatching, which explains why I saw three enormous frat looking dudes with tiny bug nets and overheard one emphatically say “bro BRO I told you we already have enough lepidopterans”
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A customer contacted our team with questions, and then finished their email with: "I am daunted by the complexities and unknowns." I haven't been able to stop thinking about it since.
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Working towards a career
I am learning to do nails at college.
I need to clear up storage on my phone to download college apps. So I can upload the image to seesaw.
•I want to start bringing in nail polish.
•Do you think I should have took another course, such as mentoring?
•Update my CV; this takes away the gap!
•I need to continue practicing nails.
•I also need to do the other niggily bits like writing on my dividers, homework and studying and doing my presentation.
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girl what kind of deranged advice was this guy going around giving people when he wasn’t trying to kill them…. 😭😭
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It's business time?
So.......
You do Sirius for two minutes a week????
What?? Oh anon, you are sorely misinformed! Sirius enjoys being thoroughly fucked for hours, teased until he's in tears! It's a full time job!
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April fool's? ⁉️ Only for April 1st? ⁉️ That's a weak mindset. That's low perfomance 📉 👎👎 I am a fool every day 🗓 The grind 💪💪💪📈 never stops ❌ ⛔️ I am in it for the long run 🔛🏃♀️ No quitter mindset here 🚫🔝 🏆
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listen. listen to me so carefully right now. (if you're in the eclipse path/planning on viewing). please don't stare directly at the sun tomorrow. i am begging you - do not stare at it. if you got eclipse glasses off of amazon/other, please put them on in your house and make sure you can't see anything; if you can still see like regular sun glasses, they are not safe for eclipse viewing, you will burn your retinas, and we cannot fix that. eclipse glasses should be iso/ce certified, and aas (american astronomical society) approved. please make smart choices and protect your eyes. please.
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I still have a hard time explaining my job to people since I myself am not sure how to explain it without getting weird.
I am tasked with keeping a Database in order, enuring the entries are updated for billing and when people need to retire an entry we go through the process of removing the aforementioned entry.
That's it, that is my job. It sounds insane but I get paid to do that.
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© Paolo Dala
NBA 2k23 My Player Career Highlight Reel
Here’s the career highlight reel of my NBA 2k23 My Player that no one asked for… It’s so much better with the sound on, LOL.
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