#My book!

[mmvalentine]

So…. I know im never here anymore but. I gotta tell you guys that I wrote this lil book and it comes out in 10 days and I would love it if anyone wanted to maybe give it a read.

It’s not porn I’m sorry, I know that’s kind of ~my thing~ but it is a faerie romance between a little waifish fae and an oversized half wolf lug of a man so I hope that gets you guys on board 😂 i wanted to make a warm fuzzy thing, it’s mostly a hug made of words, but it’s also about being a minority someone in a majority world because I guess that’s what I know and I can’t untangle that from the things I make. I hope that resonates a little, with some of you. And if not still come along for the love story!

Anyway this all feels very strange and vulnerable and scary, most of my friends and family actually don’t know about it but I thought if anyone might buy my silly little book it’d be the friends I keep in my pocket. So, and with complete respect that money is hard and not everyone can throw cash at yet another book, here are the links if you want to:

US

UK

Another UK one that has international shipping

This hecking random Finnish site I guess how do I have a Finnish distributor and not an Australian one I’m so sorry to my home country peeps anyway it’s in euros so that’s good?

I’ll post again in a few weeks when I get my author copies but yeah if anyone reads this please let me know because that would really just make my year.

Nervous fidgeting, a lot of love, etc.

[ameliahcrowley]

Book release day!

Look at Wulf’s ridiculous face!

(One of these books is absolutely a proof copy snuck underneath to make the pile look bigger).

[robynqueenofstuff]

Soon, A Lifelong Dream Comes True...

I am so excited to announce that my poetry book Nostalgia is going through the publishing process with Bookleaf Publishing!

I may be squeeing as I type this but at long last I am going to be a published author! this has been such an unexpected opportunity in such a short time period and doesn't seem real.

I will be posting regular updates on how things are going and just when the book releases both on here and other social media which I will be posting the links to soon. thank you for following me on this journey through all my years on Tumblr!

[abronzeagegod]

I see you have a book out! What’s it called and what’s it about? How do I find this wonderful thing?

I do! It’s quite good, but of course I think that I wrote it for myself. It’s called False Idols and it’s currently on Amazon since I self published because trying to go through a publishing house was a special kind of hell that I wasn’t prepared for.

False Idols is the story of Lucienne Prophet, the last surviving member of a group of three friends who were fighting against the end of the world. Michael, once her friend, was the Chosen One who was going to stop the end of the world according to prophecy. It’s too bad that he’s dead now. With no options left and people around her dying left and right she’s going to find a way to stop the apocalypse or die trying.

It’s also the story of Aracelis, the last Orsan blood mage left after the nation of light massacred her entire people. She is going to have to chose her allies carefully as the light god wants her dead at any cost and Lucienne Prophet, her one and only friend, is a powerful person within the nation of light as she’s trying to save them from utter destruction.

It’s dark and R rated and I do kill people off so there’s a warning for that. (Sasha the loyal war dog survives)

Also I realized as I was doing preparation to start writing the sequel that there’s a bad misprint where part of chapter 7 is missing which I have to fix sooner rather than later and that’s frustrating but I think it still makes sense. Here’s my book! (Don’t read the other book I have out there it’s not good)

[phantom-shell]

Big fan of Dipper "if I ever see you again outside of my nightmares, there is no force in the universe that will stop me from putting you in the ground" Pines

[evilgoodguys]

he’d forgotten how much he missed that smile.

[angelofdumpsterfires]

presented without comment

[knockknockwhosthereartistism]

I was inspired

[dzknik]

fellas is it gay to cover my entire house with imagery of my muse, the centre of my life, the sun in my galaxy

[razzafrazzle]

Just Checking In! (aka Something About Red Triangles)

[mmvalentine]

Ahhh they’re here! I flipped through one and had to immediately put it down it was so surreal and weird and also I just feel like if I read it in print I’ll just find things I want to change 😂

Anyway if ya didn’t know, I wrote a book it’s full fluffy faerie romance and if you like my fics I would love love love it if you gave this a go!!

Links are here:

UK and international US eBook Australia

If you can't afford floofy books rn and want a copy I do have this whole box and would be happy to post some out so just send me a lil message if you want one :)

Bigggggg smooshy kisses to Kaj and Liz who have bought a copy, I'm not at all convinced anyone else in the world will but it's nice to have made something.

And also thank you to all my pocket friends for making me feel like writing is a thing I can do sometimes. You are always so kind to me and have honestly got me through a few tough spots in the past couple of years. This book is here because of you guys.

[bookslutskye]

so i recently got top surgery and this was on my discharge papers after a mild complication

[tizeline]

Okay so my brain got infected by Gravity Falls again oopsie daisy here are a bunch of random doodles

Dipper and Mabel would be 25 this year, right? Anyway I wanted to draw them grown up so woah look at that

Anway Ford totally uses two fingers to flip people off just because he can and you can't tell me otherwise

[aimasup]

"I guess we doin peekaboo now"

KILL IT

[phantom-shell]

Fiddleford Hadron Mcgucket, you will always be famous