#Muppet joker

[a-somewhat-wiser-sicilian]

Statler and Waldorf heckling at the annual Muppet orgy.

[slip-root]

GET THAT BAG AND THAT MUP!!

So what if I am wearing a KFC uniform and my special muppet hat? I am still the cuntiest bitch at the roller rink

[river3000]

[w-i-n-l-l-i-f-o-r]

Duel in the DashCon ballpit, Illustrated - 2024

[pakau]

@strange-aeons and @the-muppet-joker duking it out.

[into-the-pit]

Time: July 2025.

Place: Dashcon 2

Two forces of personality are colliding.

Noodle strikes noodle, thwack!

Sweat pours down Strange, beads trickle past her iconic hexagonal glasses.

Thwack! Thwack! Thwack!

Three direct hits to her legs, she feels herself buckling.

On the verge of collapse.

Thwack! Thwack! Thwack!

She can’t handle much more, Joker is unrelenting.

With her last bit of strength Strange stares deep into Joker’s eyes.

FLASH! FLASH! FLASH!

Time: July 2024.

Place: Deep within Strange’s mind.

“Prepare for my Muppet Face and Joker Smile, Strange. You will taste my blade. And my hooves I mean feet for when I kick you into orbit. I accept your Ballpit Duel…”

Ceaseless diabolical chuckling…

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Part 1 - The Duel (You are here)

Part 2 - Within Our Mind

Part 3 - Reality

Part 4 - Deja Vu

[muppet-lurker]

In Another Lifetime We Were Brothers

Lurk | 9/15/24 | Pen and Marker on Paper

[croaker-explained]

It takes real pleasure to introduce you to:

The Kermiad: a comprehensive guide to The Muppet Joker

Thank you to @themuppetarchives and @croakerobserver for their amazingly helpful archives. This couldn't have been done without your work.

(Note: this guide only covers up until July. A second one will be made in due time)

[mediocore-slime]

i did my best to capture the raw sexual prowess of the joker and the soft average guy energy of cat a̶l̶s̶o̶ d̶o̶n̶t̶ j̶u̶d̶g̶e̶ t̶h̶e̶ h̶a̶n̶d̶s̶ i̶ g̶a̶v̶e̶ u̶p̶ a̶n̶d̶ m̶y̶ b̶f̶ s̶u̶g̶g̶e̶s̶t̶e̶d̶ t̶h̶a̶t̶

[unmask-strange-aeons]

THEY ARE THE SAME STRANGE AEONS IS THE MUPPET JOKER

[horseimagebarn]

I am going to get you and all your little horses will suffer...

how can you love kermit and joker if you yourself are incapable of spreading anything but selfish vindication i dedicate this blog to seeing the beauty in some of the most controversial yet standard creatures on the internet and yet you dedicate yourself to hatred and violence towards everything unless it pleases your twisted logic and niche interests i and my horses will not suffer because even when we feel pain we know that joy will live on in this world through love and respect and yet you deny yourself that and seek destruction instead of love if cain had truly loved abel if jacob had truly loved esau would the world not have been a bit easier for you and i in this modern era to navigate if adam and eve hadnt been fueled by only basic and animal emotions like hate and jealousy if they had thought with empathy and rationality would they have not been aware enough to see past the serpents urging why did they all have to seek more for themselves at the fault of others when there was so much raw beauty around them in nature why shouldnt one be happy the world is full of love even if there is a horse like bucephalus who shares in it do you think bucephalus had any choice in the life he was given why must you be so full of hatred and so quick to blame a creature whose agency was wholly removed through thousands of years of domestication dont you understand that life is simply a challenge to find contentment in your circumstances and bucephalus has done his best in his circumstances to find it why cant you accept the same challenge why must you run from it and blame all those who have succeeded where you have so willingly and grievously failed

[muppetjokerastro]

LMAO damn i'm never doubting myself again

okay so, i have enough information for your rough birthchart... you're likely a capricorn sun, likely taurus moon (if you were born at like.... just past midnight you'd aries moon). it's cool that your mars (energy, drive, sex) is in pisces (spirituality, dissolving of boundaries, poetry). that sextiles (links in a beneficial way) your capricorn (dedication, longevity) mercury (communication, intellect). that's like hello, you're dedicated spiritually, sexually and mentally to muppet sex! and that your jupiter in cancer ALSO aspects both these placements. jupiter the sign of expansion and of good fortune is exalted in cancer, which means it loves being in the sign and performs it's job well. so this dedication to muppet sex with bring you good fortune and good fortune with give you muppet sex.

my guess (might be off base but hey ho) is that you are ruled by your pisces mars. so my guess would be either aries or scorpio rising, leaning towards scorpio for your joker rage. i think that puts your time of birth around 3 - 5 am. also i didn't know where to put it but the sign of pisces is the sign most associated with jesus christ lmao. feeding of da fish.

I am actually astounded that you accurately guessed my birth time. Astrology is real, but only on Tumblr

[buggledy]

Croaker misled me this shit ass

[river3000]

So wild that @the-muppet-joker is actually David Karp

[little-birdie-told-me]

Today, I made an investment into my future children’s future. Thank you, Mr. The Frog, for this beautiful opportunity.💜💚

@the-muppet-joker

[muppetjoker3000fan]

got my $croak NFT from @the-muppet-joker today! Money well spent