#Ms. Labonz

[sailoreuterpe]

Rare ships ask: Calvin Fischoeder and Ms. Labonz?

Off of the top of my head, I can't even think of how they'll meet. Calvin isn't going to any school events and while it's possible that Ms. Labonz goes to the Wharf, she isn't likely to run into the owner. If they somehow cross paths, I can see Ms. Labonz being interested but not Calvin. Ms. Labonz seems to like comfort and the finer things so she will definitely see Calvin as a catch. Calvin, on the other hand, also likes the finer things and probably won't see a middle-aged elementary school teacher as anything but another working-class oddity. Someone to study but not to engage. Cue a rightfully-indignant Ms. Labonz and that's the end of that dalliance.

[punkhwa]

there's probably an audience for this

[meaniezuchinni]

Never shared the full page spread I made in my sketchbook for @bobsrarepairweek . I call it "3 Long Weekends"

[laz-kay]

Who in the Burger universe do you think would've read Marx's manifesto? Who's a burger commie lol (/pos)

Bloody hell I love that question!

I feel like Louise would highkey throw herself into reading it after learning about some sort of injustice in the class system, then she'd make it her whole personality and rope Tina and Gene into getting involved too. All three of the burger kids are passionate, and they show it off in different ways.

Honestly, I could picture anyone reading it aside from the Fishoeders, Jimmy Pesto and Calvin's posh twat friends. Grover probably read it in college sparking his hatred for his cousins and the class system, Linda would skim read it and join a protest somewhere about worker's rights, Bob would read it and spend his days ranting to Teddy and Mort about how hard he and Lin work for so little. Hell, I could even see the kid's teachers (especially Ambrose and Labonz) reading it and spending their lunch breaks bitching about Spoors over spiked coffee.

[starrynighttime]

From @egosarchive 's Burger Time AU!

Feat. Teddy and Ms. LaBonz

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[br1ghtestlight]

toxic yaoi (image of two middle aged men an elementry school guidence counsler and a librarian)

[sleepyone232]

REQUEST OPEN!!!

Please. Some of ya'll bobs burgers simps request something Any character. Any situation. a n y t h i n g. I just had a little trauma and I need to think about something else this instant- So- Pretty please?

[boigrsmashorpass]

[jimmyjrsmusoems]

crying actual tears over ms. labonz saying she wants to slap jimmy jr. (after his campaign video) and rudy agreeing with her

[mannytoodope]

Mr.Frond: For those of you who haven't been to the Esther Margaret Marionette-Odeum, here's the rundown.We start the day with a glorious puppet show! (dead silence)Was hoping for a little more reaction there, but okay.Next, there's a puppet-building workshop.And finally, you'll perform... - Zeke: Whoo, yeah!

Mr.Frond: Uh, a bit late on that, Zeke. Zeke: Oh, got it. I'll get it next time. Keep doing what you're doing.

Mr.Frond: Uh, uh, okay. Then, you'll break off into groups and perform your own puppet show for each other. Do you have anything to add, Ms. Labonz?

Ms.Labonz: Don't bring me into this.

Mr.Frond: Oh, okay. Uh, let's go inside.

Jimmy Jr.: Well, let's just get through this, right, Zeke?

Zeke: If I die of boredom, tell my story.

Jimmy Jr.: You know I will.

Louise: Oh, come on. It's a puppet show. It can't be that bad.

Puppeteers (talk-singing): ♪ Stamp, stamp, stamp, stamp ♪♪ Stamp, stamp, stamp ♪

♪ And that's a song about stamps. ♪

Louise: Oh, my God. Tina:(groans, gasps)

Puppeteer#1: Well, hello there. I'm Stampson. And as you can see, I've been to some pretty interesting places. I guess you could say that I really like stamps. But who doesn't?

Ron: Does anyone here know where I could find a stamp?

Louise: Is that Ron the health inspector?

-Tina: Oh, yeah. -Louise: Did he get arrested? Is this community service?

Ron: Look, a box. And it's lost.

Box: Hey, everyone. Which way to Milwaukee?

Puppeter#1: We'll tell you, but first, you need a...

Puppeteers:(talk singing♪ Stamp, stamp, stamp, stamp, stamp, stamp, stamp... ♪

Louise: Dear Lord, make me a bird so I can fly far.Far, far away from here.

[sailoreuterpe]

Rare ships ask: Ms. Labonz and Mr. Branca!

As sad as it makes me because everyone should love Mr. Branca, I don't see this one working out. Ms. Labonz canonically likes firemen and presumably other men in uniform. While Mr. Branca does wear a uniform, he's similar to "another teacher" which Ms. Labonz shoots down as a perspective partner. Plus, I just can't see their personalities meshing well. Ms. Labonz is incredibly bitter whereas Mr. Branca, despite his own multiple hardships, is very upbeat. On the other hand, if I can see Bosco and Mort working out, maybe Mr. Branca can soften Ms. Labonz' sharper edges. Plus, we know that they have at least a few interests in common like Martini Tuesdays, lol.

[ltwharfy]

Rewatching "Touch of Eval(uations)" and I love the fact that Ms. LaBonz apparently wrote "don't quit your day job" on Rudy's last report card. Would love to know more about that. Rudy seems like more of a "pleasure to have in class" kid.

Also, Ollie's line, "And sometimes you call us 'The Shining' and I don't get the reference." is one of my favorite Pesto Twin jokes.

[dolliebabydoll15]

You Belong With Me: A Roudise Fanfic

decided to write a roudise fanfic with T.S references from her song, "you belong with me" bc it fits them sooo well. <3 where all my swifties and bob's burgers fans at? 🫶🍔

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Louise was groaning with impatience.

It was the last 10 minutes of class, and Rudy still hadn't come. Where had he been? Did he have an asthma attack? Did he get lost? No, no, that's not right. He always knew his way around. The whole class did not twitch, not even Ms. Labonz. Just then, there was a knock at the door. Ms. Labonz opened it, and in came Rudy, not looking very happy.

"Rudy, where have you been? You're late." asked Ms. Labonz.

But he was far to upset to respond. He plopped his things down on the neighboring desk to the left of Louise.

"...stupid Chloe Barbash..." "...who does she think she is?..." "...can't even *wheeze* take a joke." he muttered aggravatingly.

Louise was shocked. She didn't usually see her pal outside of his happy-go-lucky self (well, unlike that one time he asked her to leave after she called him a weenie). She quickly grabbed an index card that was supposed to be for Ms. Labonz's assignment, and quickly wrote down a brief sentence, and passed it to Rudy. Even though Louise knew she couldn't pass notes, now didn't seem like the time for rules.

"you okay rudy-rudes?" the note read.

Rudy immediately wrote back and passed it.

"tired of drama."

the conversation on paper went on for a few more minutes.

"sorry :( what happened?"

"chloe wanted me to ditch class with her so we could hang out together. we were having so much fun, and i made a joke asking her if anyone ever told her if she looked like a female rupert grint from that one wizard movie. she got all mad and decided to go off about what i said. i didn't like it at all. but hey, she'll cool down eventually. i guess i was probably overreacting.

"I CAN'T BELIEVE HER! YOU'RE RIGHT, WHO DOES SHE THINK SHE IS?"

"eh, i'll be okay, louise. if i'm being honest, chloe will definitely go back to being the nice girl she is."

Nice? Please. Chloe Barbash was far from nice. Louise had no idea why Rudy still liked her. Chloe didn't get Rudy's humor the way she did. Plus, she never even bothered to give Rudy his first kiss. Like, come on, where was the credit? For some reason, Louise didn't know how it happened, but something gave her the nerve to write, "i love you." on another index card. She was about to pass it when the bell rang. Louise turned sideways to pass the note, but Rudy was gone. Suddenly, a wave of disgust ran over her.

"SICK! Oh man, Louise Belcher, you are SICK! WHY were you about to do that?!" she thought.

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Later that typical Tuesday night, Louise began to listen to the kind of music Chloe didn't like to let out her anger over her with the cassette she had stolen from Tina's room.

🎶"I-I will keep your secrets, I'm so interested in youu..." 🎶

Ugh. Boo Boo. The one person who could comfort her during these drastic times. Although Chloe Barbash was a big fan of Boyz4Now as well, this was the one song she hated the most. Louise was still stunned after hearing what she said to Rudy.

"Why can't he just get over her? Why can't he just...no, no, NO WAY! Too cliche for me."

Louise scoffed to herself as she thought of that. But really, there's no way she could like-like him. Chloe wore short skirts, and Louise wore T-shirts. Chloe was cheer captain, and Louise was on the bleachers. What had she got to offer him anyway? She wasn't really that special. Ugh, no, it was fine. Louise had better things to focus on anyway. Still, at the same time, she was dreaming about the day Rudy would wake up and find that what he was looking for had been here the whole time.

"If only he could see that I'm the one who understands him, and that I've been here all along too! So why can't he see that he belongs with me?"

~8 Years Later~

"...calculus? More like 'crap-ulus'." Rudy joked.

Louise threw her head back in laughter, knowing she hadn't laughed like that in a long time. High school had been hard lately, and she couldn't veer away from the stress. As she walked in the streets with Rudy and his worn-out-jeans, she couldn't help thinking this was how it ought to be. They sat down on a park bench, with Louise thinking to herself,

"Hey, isn't this easy? We're just two friends on a pleasant day, nothing more..."

As Louise looked at her best friend as they talked, she couldn't help but notice that he has a smile that could light up the whole town, even brighter than the Wonder Wharf could. She hadn't seen it since Chloe Barbash brought him down.

"...Chloe's been great too, even though she still gets mad at me if I don't call her back in 10 minutes instead of 15. You know, I sometimes wish she wasn't so mad all the time, but that's just Chloe. Gotta like her for who she is."

"You sure you're okay with this Rudes? I don't really think she's a good girlfriend, or a good person in general."

"I'm fine, Louise. You don't have to worry about me." Rudy replied, smiling. But it didn't really comfort Louise as much. She knew he was better than that. Hey, what's he doing with a girl like that anyway? All of a sudden, a pink convertible pulled up. Louise immediately recognized it as Chloe's.

"Rudyyy, get in Cutie-Bear! We're gonna be late for the party!" Chloe called in a fake sweet manner.

"Coming, babe!" Rudy shouted back. He turned to Louise and waved goodbye. As he got in the car, he and Chloe hugged affectionately, but as they did, Chloe looked over at Louise with a smug stare. Louise just blankly stared back, because at this point, she could do nothing about Rudy's obliviousness to how cold Chloe was. After all, Louise couldn't compete with her. Chloe wore high heels, and Louise wore sneakers. Chloe's status as the cheer captain was still going strong, and Louise still remained on the bleachers. She still dreamt about the day when Rudy wakes up and finds that what he's looking for had been here the whole time.

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Louise was watching the near end of Rudy's football game. She snickered, watching him stumble one too many times. She remembered begging him not to join, because that sport required a lot of air, which didn't accommodate to his health. Rudy didn't care, as long as Chloe could cheer him on. Redirecting her thoughts to the football game, Rudy was surrounded by the enemy team. He tried to escape, but he ended up slipping and tossing the ball into the air. But that slip up resulted in his teammate catching it and making the final touchdown. The whole school cheered, especially the cheerleaders with their passionate spirit for the school. Rudy and his football team cheered, running toward the outlines of the field. As Rudy went to celebrate with his girlfriend, he spotted her flirting with another guy.

"Chloe...what are you doing? Why are you talking to him?"

Chloe glanced back at him in annoyance. "I can talk to whoever I want, Rudy. Stop being so dramatic."

"I'm not being dramatic if you're...I don't know, ALREADY DATING SOMEONE?" Rudy retorted.

Louise heard the whole conversation from above on the bleachers. She shook her head, seeing now that Chloe's showing her true colors. She couldn't imagine how it would go during junior prom, yet to come in 1 day.

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The next day, during the final class of the day, everyone was buzzing with excitement. Tonight was the night that all juniors had awaited. It was the night of the junior prom. Louise simply didn't see a care in that event, because, well, she just doesn't feel the need in dressing up. Without notice, Louise spotted Rudy pass a note from the corner of her eye.

"you going tonight?"

"no, studying."

"i wish you were though! parties aren't fun without you."

Louise smiled at him. Even though she wasn't going, at least Rudy would have fun.

~Later That Night~

Louise laid in her bed, thinking about how idiotic of her it was to not go. She really wasn't studying, it was just an excuse for her not to look at Rudy while he's with Chloe Barbash. It pained her far too much. She remembered that time he walked to her house in the middle of the night when he was unhappy about his parents' dinner. Louise was the one who made him laugh when he knew he was about to cry. She knew his favorite songs, and Rudy told her about his dreams. How long will it take him to know who he belongs with? She sighed, and picked up Kuchi Kopi. But just then, she noticed the index card beneath him. She picked it up, and saw the words from 8 years ago written on it.

"i love you."

Maybe it wasn't too late for him to know. Maybe this could be her chance. Louise opened her dresser and dug for a fancy piece of clothing to wear. After minutes of searching, she found a long sparkly lime-green dress that her sister, Tina, gave her for her 17th birthday. She hadn't intended on wearing it, but she wanted to make Tina happy, so instead, Louise shoved it in the far back of her drawer.

"Oh, Tina, you beautiful beast." she satisfyingly whispered underneath her breath.

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Rudy was waiting for Chloe to come back from hanging out with her friends, when he turned around and saw the most gorgeous girl in the whole world. Louise strode through the crowd in her best dress. Her dark, curled hair fell down to her hips, and donned a pink headband. Rudy stared at her in wonder. How could a girl look so beautiful in one moment? He was still in his euphoria, coming toward her, when Chloe returned, grabbing his arm.

"Hey, Rudy-Bear, don't you wanna come dance with me? I don't want you looking at her."

"Chloe, don't you call me that. You are one of the most heartless people I have ever been with. I can't do this anymore." He pushed her aside, and kept walking toward Louise.

"WHAT? Rudy, come back! PLEASE!"

It's go time, Louise. She pulled out the notecard, finally confessing her love from so many years.

"i love you."

Rudy stood there, blushing in his navy-blue tuxedo. He grabbed a notecard from his pocket, and it also said, "i love you." Louise was wonderstruck, not believing he felt the same way.

"Really? Y-you too?" she asked in surprise.

"Yeah. I've had feelings since 4th grade and...since forever." he chuckled.

"Even after all those things I did to you 8 years ago?"

"Of course. I know you still care."

Louise put her arms around his neck. Rudy was amazed.

"Is it happening? Is this really happening?"

"Yep...it took you long enough anyway."

Rudy rolled his eyes and laughed. Then, they both leaned in for a perfect kiss, just as overwhelming and delightful as their first. This time, they both were well aware of each other's love, no one else in the way. He finally belonged with her, and she belonged with him.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~OKAY...this has got to be one of the most romantic fics i've ever written. AND IT'S ONLY MY 3RD 😭 i'm a roudise geek, and "you belong with me" basically screamed louise and rudy. i suggest you look at taylor swift's songs every once in a while, i think they make up for a good listen! <3 btw, if anyone wants to create some art out of this fic, please do! tag me, bc i'd love to see it 💕

[jjdizz]

Hey there! What’s your favorite episode of Bob’s Burgers that no one ever seems to talk about?

Hi hi!!! 🥰

I LOVE THIS QUESTION OMG 🥺

I actually really enjoyed season 12 episode 11 Touch of Eval(uations) !! And I genuinely have yet to see anyone talk about it which makes me so sad tbh bc it was such a good episode 😭

Ms. Labonz is such an underrated character in general and I love that we finally got an episode featuring her!!

I really love how despite her rough exterior Ms. Labonz has a softer side shown when it’s revealed that she genuinely cares and pushes her students to do better (especially a certain bunny girl hehe)

Also the Boblin B plot was so wholesome in the end when Bob tells Linda he wants to be with her even in death. They’re the only couple ever 🥹💖

AND we got Mort screen time so that’s also a bonus!! >:3

While it’s probably not in my top ten (tbf its pretty hard when there’s so many good episodes out there hehrfsgh) but I still really loved it!!

Thank you so much for the ask babs!!! 😭💖💖💖

[laz-kay]

My Louise Belcher headcanons that no one asked for:

Absolute weeb. Loves anime, K-POP and Japanese candy. Swaps BTS cards with Millie on the sly and has a crush on every member of TWICE.

Eats like a bird. Prefers snack food to huge meals and gets full really quickly.

Cried for days when Tina moved out. Locked herself in Tina's room and eventually claimed it as her own. They'd end up sharing the same bed whenever Tina came home for the holidays.

Keeps a list of Rudy's inhalers, EpiPens etc in case of emergency. She carries spares with her at all times too.

Has recurring nightmares about Tina drowning after the show and tell incident in the cave. She checks in on her most nights to see if she's still breathing.

Slept with her Kuchi Kopi nightlight on until high school. Only started sleeping in full darkness when Bob and Linda invested in a weighted blanket for her.

Exceptionally protective of Gene, despite him being her older brother. Would gladly gut punch someone if they got in the way of Gene's happiness.

Never went to college and eventually took over ownership of the restaurant. She hired all of her broke, unemployed friends so they could work together.

Has a hugely strategic, sharp mind. Notices little things about people and situations that others don't see. Highkey the smartest Belcher kid but doesn't necessarily apply it in the "right" way as Ms Labonz has said in the past.

[dianadeadwing]

Rare view of the end of Bob’s side of the street on Ocean Avenue from Land of the Loft.

The red and blue buildings have to be residential right? They aren’t set up like store fronts. The red building at least has three front doors up the stairs. It could be like Teddy or Ms LaBonz where each different floor is like it’s own little apartment and has its own front door. They kind of look like they might be connected in this shot but from the alley it seems like there is a gap. So maybe it’s six different apartments?

Or I guess they could be office spaces like the tax accountant’s?

The beige/ yellow building is probably a store front. Maybe a small warehouse? It has those big front windows and a loading dock around back. None of them have signage but neither do many named stores in some shots.

Then there’s the liquor store of course.

Still this screen cap just might not be reliable at all because the buildings move around a lot especially in early seasons.