#Ms. Appleby

[tomcat-radio]

Wes Anderson's kill count, a result of having too much time on my hands, spoiler: it's complicated.

Firstly, referencing the title, Wes Anderson himself has never killed anyone (at least I hope), but people sure do die in his films sometimes. The question is, exactly how many?

ALSO WARNING!! SPOILERS FOR ALL MOVIES AHEAD! PROCEED AT YOUR OWN RISK!!

The Conditions -

This is a low estimate, meaning only characters who are confirmed to have died are counted. However, if a character is stated to have died and later been resuscitated, they will also be counted. Animal deaths will only be counted if the animal is a character or their death plays a role in the story (for example hunting, or a character eating meat does not count). I will only add to the kill count if I have an exact number, so saying for example, "a lot of people died" means zero for these purposes.

Bottle Rocket

No one died in this one.

Death toll: 0

Rushmore

Eloise Fischer - cancer - 47

Edward Appleby - drowning - age unknown

The Royal Tenenbaums

Helen Tenenbaum - unknown - 55

Rachel Tenenbaum - Plane crash - 35

Royal Tenenbaum - heart attack - 68

Buckley - Hit by car - age unknown

Mrs Sherman - stomach cancer - age unknown 

Death toll: 5

The Life Aquatic

Esteban Du Plantier - eaten by shark - age unknown

Ms Plimpton - overdose - age unknown 

Ned Plimpton - blood loss due to injuries in helicopter crash, likely impaled by helicopter parts - 30

Filipino pirate - bullet to neck - age unknown 

Alastair Hennessey's crew (at least 12 individuals) - cause of death unknown - ages differ

Pirates in hotel (at least 12 individuals) - explosion - ages differ

Death toll: 28

The Darjeeling Limited

Jimmy Whitman - hit by taxi - age unknown

Francis Whitman - motorcycle crash - 39-40

Child crossing river #3 - drowning - age unknown

“One of the sister’s brothers” - eaten by tiger - age unknown

Death toll: 4

Fantastic Mr Fox 

Rat - electrocution - age unknown

Fantastic mr Fox’s father - cause of death unknown - 7 ½ non fox years old 

Death toll: 2

Moonrise Kingdom:

Snoopy - shot by bow and arrow - age unknown 

Sam Shakusky’s mother - cause of death unknown - age unknown 

Sam Shakusky’s father - cause of death unknown - age unknown

Death Toll: 3

The Grand Budapest Hotel: 

Madame D-U-T - poisoned - 84

Jopling - pushed off cliff - age unknown

The author - cause of death unknown - age unknown 

Agatha - illness - age unknown

Agatha and Zero’s child - cause of death unknown - age unknown

M Gustave - shot - somewhere in his forties 

Kovacs - murdered by Jopling - age unknown

Serge X - murdered by Jopling - age unknown 

Headless girl - murdered by Jopling - age unknown 

Kovacs’s cat - murdered by Jopling - age unknown 

Death Toll: 10

Isle of Dogs

Dog in Spots’s kennel - starvation - age unknown

Dog referenced - hung by own leash - age unknown 

Professor Watanabe - poisoned - age unknown 

Atari’s mother - train crash- age unkown 

Atari’s father - train crash - age unknown 

Indigenous dog leader - cannibalised - age unknown

Death Toll: a shockingly low 6, because this operates off of confirmed deaths only. If speculated deaths were counted, Isle of Dogs would likely be the highest by far.

The French Dispatch:

Moses Rosenthaler victim #1 - murder - age unknown

Moses Rosethnaler victim #2 - murder - age unknown

Arthur Howitzer Junior - heart attack - 75

Zeferelli - Electrocuted - 19 

The 8.25 bodies pulled from the Blasé river each week, The French Dispatch definitely takes place over at least three months (evidenced by the riot storyline) , so we’ll multiply this by four and minus one for Zeffirelli, making it 98 - causes of death unknown - ages vary 

72 prisoners - riot - ages vary

6 members of The French Splatter School - riot - ages vary

2 men - shot by Clampette - ages unknown. 

Morisot - jumping from a building - age unknown

Police cadet/nanny - gunshot wound to head - age unknown

7 kidnappers - poisoning - ages vary 

Death toll: 201

Asteroid City

Mrs Steenbeck - illness - age unknown

Conrad Earp - car crash - 50 

Death toll: 2

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So, without further ado, the lowest possible estimate of the overall kill count from all 11 of Wes Anderson's films is 253, and if you read all of this, I don't know whether to thank you or be concerned.

[augment-techs]

send me a made-up fic title and i'll tell you what i would write to go with it: three centimetres of space + operation overdrive~

Title: three centimeters of space Rating: T Relationships: Spencer & Mack Hartford; Spencer & Andrew Hartford; Spencer & Operation Overdrive Rangers; Spencer & Brown Beard. Characters: Spencer; Mack Hartford; Andrew Hartford; Adam Park; Ms. Appleby. Additional Tags: These are ALL Spencer's kids, Andrew, Go Fuck Yourself; Stress Cooking; Spencer Gets a Hug; Emotional Hurt/Comfort. Summary:

Their situation was actually very much like a VERY old fashioned marriage. Spencer kept house, raised Andrew's son, committed himself to making sure the Rangers (basically more children for him to raise) were happy and safe and well fed, and provided emotional support that nobody else could.

But good lord, Andrew did not know when to let up and give Spencer a little space to decompress and examine his own feelings about what was going on and where things were going.

So is it any wonder that the butler inevitably snapped like an enraged bear at his employer?

[notchainedtotrauma]

what do u read or watch when u need some reasons to live

Actually more readings and songs.

Let's see:

The Salt Eaters by Toni Cade Bambara

Beka Lamb by Zee Edgell

Sula by Toni Morrison

Alexis Pauline Gumbs (Yes)

Wayward Lives, Beautiful Experiments by Saidiya Hartman

Venus in Two Acts by Saidiya Hartman

Particular quotes from many of those up there:

"you might be someone that needs listening to. you might need somebody, too. a lot of this is found in what we have. almost all of this belongs to you."

from The Little Edges by Fred Moten

The only phrase that exists (I literally just transcribed it from a talk between her and Fred Moten): "What does it mean to kind of…to try to experiment with living…uhm…in the context of a world that is in so many ways uninhabitable ?" from Saidiya Hartman in conversation with Fred Moten

"A good cry, man. Good for the sinuses, the eyes, the heart."

from The Salt Easters by Toni Cade Bambara

""Come in here after abusing themselves and want to be well and don't even know what they want to be healthy for. Lord, the children."

from The Salt Eaters by Toni Cade Bambara

""Find a way to do what you can, even though things seem to be crashing all around you. Sometimes they are not breaking down at all, sometimes things are taking a different shape. Try to recognize the pattern even if it is one you don't like, then maybe you can do something about it."

from Beka Lamb by Zee Edgell

Honestly, I listen to music more than I watch something even if I love it. Some things that carry me:

Ms Martha by Curtis Mayfield

Dare to Say it by Esperanza Spalding feat Corey King

No Exit by Gil Scott Heron

Shooting Stars by Kelis

Special People by Betty Davis

Maggot Brain by Funkadelic

The Song Is Familiar by Funkadelic

Night Song by Ravyn Lenae

Baltimore by Nina Simore

Sinnerman by Nina Simone

Jerrod by Solange

Mad by Solange

Free Room by Ravyn Lenae feat Appleby

Free by Deniece Williams

It Ain't Your Sign It's Your Mind by Roy Ayers Ubiquity

Keep On Walking by Roy Ayers Ubiquity

Loyalty by Meshell Ndegeocello

Cold War by Janelle Monae

Sally Ride by Janelle Monae

CHURCH GIRL by Beyoncé Carter-Knowles

Even If It So by Q-Tip

Let It Out by Rico Nasty

Not Nice by Megan Thee Stallion

Ebony and Ivy by Esperanza Spalding

Elevate or Operate by Esperanza Spalding

This isn't exhaustive but those are the many things.

[kriosv]

Ranger Rankings for Mighty Morphin' Mutants

What is that assignment Ms. Appleby? These are highschoolers! You're just asking for bullying, anger and depression! Not every student is a Power Ranger y'know! This is terrible for anyone with self esteem issues, anyone without caring friends, or even people with careless friends, cuz you can't expect teenagers to always avoid saying unintetionally hurtful things. The entire premise of the episode, both the assignment and Tommy's flaw, are flawed. AND WHEN THE STUDENTS SHE CALLED OUT AS FLAWED ACTUALLY TAKE HER ADVICE SHE REFUSES TO BELIEVE IN THEM AND ASSUMES ITS A LIE! THEY DID EXACTLY WHAT YOU ASKED WHEN YOU INSULTED THEM! BULK AND SKULL DESERVE BETTER THAN YOU!

Tommy 1: let's make up a new character flaw for Tommy. He's never been forgetful before. Not a great premise for a character development episode. And lets turn up this flaw to such absurd levels wither he never could have been a ranger in the first place or it's Rita's spell. How'd you get a degree in Paleontology with that kind of forgetfulness.

Billy 4: created a virtual personal assistant wile procrastinating.

Everyone else was the regular amount of suppoertive, just done a disservice by how cartoonishly Tommy was forgetting stuff now. 4s for all.

Totals:

Jason: 203

Zack: 183

Kim: 176

Trini: 174

Billy: 166

Tommy: 117

[the-invisible-queer]

Ms. Appleby is the worst this episode 😭

What is wrong with her?

[akerensumi-is-canon]

THE CANON MAIN CHARACTERS OF SUPER MARIO: (according to me, taking this quiz and picking the funniest answers, because this one is just for fun and not for a video)

Stanley, Koopa Troopa, Bomberman, Yoshi, Baby Yoshi, Flutter, Mini Bomb Kart, Plum, Sonny (Mario Golf), Maple, Kid, Sherry, Dreamy Luigi (Just Dreamy Luigi), Catherine, Alex, Harry (Mario Tennis series), Nina (Mario Tennis series), Kate, Lady Bow, Sushie, Twink, Spearhead, Webber, Silky, Appleby, Jellybob (Wario Land 3), Octo, Helio (Wario Land 3), Hammer-Bot, Rudy, Vampire Wario, also this guy just called Wario idk i've never heard of him, Shadow Mario, 9-Volt, Orbulon, Pyoro, Yoshi Kid, Vivian, Ms. Mowz, Funky Kong, Bubbles (Clu Clu Land), R.O.B., Dry Bowser, Bucken-Berry and Ala-Gold (the toads from NSMB), Co-star Luma, Honey Queen, Nabbit, Zeekeeper, Captian Toad, Pink Gold Peach, Larry Koopa, Spike, Blooper Baby, Goomba Tower, Gold Goomba, Boom Boom, Paper Mario, Rabbid Yoshi, Captain Goomba, Pauline, Ashley, Pom Pom, Ninji, Penny, Rayman, Foreman Spike, Wart, Tatanga, Tony (NES Open Tournament Golf), Wanda, Professor E. Gadd, Captain Syrup, and finally, Starlow.

i feel like this is more than enough characters to populate the entire cast of the weirdest mario game possible and i would like to play whatever that game would be

[ericac318]

You Were Born For This

Summary:

Quinn Harper and Kris Maddox had no idea how much their lives were about to change when they chose to join Billy Cranston and Jason Scott at the Quarry. The Power Rangers were formed in this retelling of the 2017 film. Jason x OC/Tommy x OC

Chapter 1

Quinn and Kris were walking to detention after a failed attempt to skip class the day before.

“Was our trip to the mall even worth it?” Quinn lamented.

“I dunno about you but any time out of Coach Burgess’s class is worth it,” Kris smirked as the two friends entered the dungeon.

Quinn’s face lit up when she saw her boyfriend Jason sitting at a table with two empty chairs.

“Hey, babe!” Quinn exclaimed as she took one of the free seats, “I didn’t expect to see you here,” she added as she wrapped her arms around his neck.

Kris rolled her eyes as she joined the couple at the table. Despite Jason Scott being the most popular football player at Angel Grove High, he had never been one of Kris’s favorite people. That was until he started dating her best friend about six months ago. Although he has grown on her she still likes to give the two a hard time.

“Sup, football star?” Kris teased, looking over Quinn’s shoulder.

Jason’s lips curled into a smirk as he asked, “What kind of trouble could you two good girls have gotten yourselves into?”

“You don’t have Coach Burgess, do you?” Quinn replied with a smirk of her own, “Let’s just say, we needed a break.”

Kris nodded silently in agreement before scoping out the room.  To her left was Billy Cranston sitting alone, meticulously organizing his pencils.  She smiled fondly in his direction without him noticing.  Quinn, Kris, and Billy had had the same classes together since first grade, but despite knowing each other for years, the three had never grown close.

As Kris continued to look around the room, she noticed the new boy sitting alone in the back.  His name was Tommy Oliver. The two briefly made eye contact before Kris quickly turned her attention back to her friends.

Meanwhile, the notorious school bully, Dom, walked into the room and made his way directly to Billy’s table. He picked up one of Billy’s pencils and snapped it.  This caught Jason’s attention.

“What are you? A five-year-old?” Jason questioned as he stood from his seat and approached Dom.

Without saying a word, Dom took a swing at Jason. Jason quickly stepped back, avoiding contact.  With Dom’s body leaning in closer to Jason, the former football player took the opportunity and slapped the bully across his face. The room filled with gasps and a few snickers.

“Jason, did you just slap him?” Quinn asked, holding back a laugh.

Jason taunted, “I did, weird right? Now, listen. I’m going to be here for the foreseeable future just like you. So, you don’t sit anywhere near me, him, my girl, or her best friend, deal?”

Before anyone could start another conversation, the teacher walked in.

“I expect you all to sit here silently until this is over. Let’s make this painless for all parties involved,” Ms. Appleby announced.

Once detention ended, Billy walked over to Jason, Quinn, and Kris. “Hey, do you guys want to join me at the Quarry tonight? I’ve been working on a special project and I could use your help.”

“That does not sound sketchy at all, Billy,” Kris joked. Billy stared blankly at the girl standing across from him.

“Ok, but do you?” he asked, ignoring the comment. As the trio shared curious glances back and forth, Tommy Oliver walked out of the building. His stride in close proximity to the group as he passed by.

“I’m not doing anything tonight,” Kris mentioned, noticeably aware of the mysterious new kid as he walked away.

Quinn nodded, “If she’s not doing anything, I’m not doing anything. We’ll see you guys tonight,” she added as she stole a kiss from Jason as the two left detention.

“Why are we here?” Jason asked as he, Quinn, and Kris were on their way to meet Billy at the base of the Quarry.

Quinn wrapped her arm around Jason’s waist as she answered, “Kris and I have known Billy since we were kids and he’s never really had friends. We just figured it was time to hang out with him more like we should have been doing all along.”

Billy was kneeling near a stone wall when the trio reached him.  He looked up excitedly as he heard them approach.

“Billy...what are you doing?” Kris asked, her eyebrows raised in shock as she realized what Billy had lying in front of him.

“You might want to cover your ears,” Billy warned.

Before anyone could act on his advice, Billy ignited the dynamite, setting off a loud explosion.

“What the hell, Billy?” Quinn yelled once the dust had settled.

Billy didn’t get a chance to explain when Tommy Oliver and Zack Taylor interrupted.

Zack yelled at Billy, “My boy Tommy and I were trying to get zen when you blew up the mountain. What are you freaks up to?”

“Guys! Guys! Look at this,” Kris called out, ignoring all the commotion that was going on around her. There, lying buried within a clear sediment before them were colorful, glowing stones. Kris placed her hand against the clear sediment rock.

“It feels like it’s vibrating,” she said softly.  The rest of the group stopped their bickering as the glimmer from the stones caught their attention.

Billy walked over to Kris and used his chisel to dig deeper into the rock. After a few minutes, he uncovered multiple, colorful, coins.

“What are these?” Billy asked as he picked up the blue one.

Everyone held up a color of their own. Billy with blue, Quinn yellow, Jason red, Zack black, Tommy white, and Kris pink.

“Ew, I don’t want pink. Do you want to trade?” Kris asked Quinn as the others closely inspected the coin-like objects in their hands.

“Nope,” Quinn answered shortly as her fingers closed around the object.  

Before anything else could be said, the sound of sirens surrounded them.

Follow along here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/44620114/chapters/112249003

[snapplespacegirl]

Roswell S01E03 Monsters

[augment-techs]

Comics: Skull/Billy in every universe + Matt in the aftermath of the Etarian war as ot3 when I’m in the mood; Coinless Bulk/Kim; GGPR/post-Death Ranger Bulk/Jason; Goldar/Scorpina; Zophram|Zedd/Zordon; Zack Taylor/Violet Arias GGPR; Stone Canyon OT3; Trini/Zack/Jason for the Omegas; Andros/Zhane+TJ specific to Countdown to Ruin and Beyond the Grid; Coinless Adam/Scorpina and/or Scorpina/Trini as a small poly; Coinless CONSTELLATION in the aftermath of Drakkon New Dawn (aka, everyone has slept with almost everyone else, but the romantic entanglements are varied and odd);  Ari/Remi; David Trueheart/Stan Skullovitch ( @lordkingsmith​ AU variant) 1969 Ranger OT5; TEEN Tommy/Kim; ADULT Tommy/Kat; JJ Oliver/Anara. Live Action: Tommy/Kat Stone Canyon OT3 Mike/Kevin Lauren/Mia/Emily Trent/Cassidy/Devin Betty/Devon Monty/Victor Leelee/Clare SPD OT5 Sky/Z Sky/Jack RPM OT5 Dr. K/Gemma Chip/Xander/Vida Andros/TJ Andros/Zhane Cassie/Nokrea|Psycho Pink Maya & Bulk (strictly during the settling process on Terra Venture or on Mirinoi) Dustin/Marah (sloooooooooooow burn; or just friends) Eric/Wes/Jen (or just the boys when Jen goes away) Jarrod/Camille Tommy/Skull/Bulk ( @lordkingsmith​’s fault for the thought; also works for comics, but in moderations) Kat/Doggie Adelle/Ms. Appleby Amelia/Javi Ollie/Aiyon+Zayto Izzy/Fern Scorpina/Goldar/Rito Skull+just about anyone as long as it’s from his generation and preferably not Kimberly (because the og show made it gross) Billy/Zack I could go on and on and on. PR’17: Trini/Kim, Jason/Billy. Boring but serviceable.

I kinda wanna know, ranger fam, what are your favorite Power Rangers ships??

Like #1 or smth??

[augment-techs]

Ernie: Favorite variations of that ‘live, love, laugh’ thing? I’m thinking of putting things up for the walls. Kim: Bed, bath, and beyond. Adam: Kiss, kick, kill. Rocky: Manipulate, mansplain, malewife. Zack: Gaslight, gatekeep, or girlboss. Trini: Outwit, outplay, outlast. Jason: Weep, wine, weaponize. Aisha: Queer, quote, queen. Tommy: Isolate, ignore, or Ibuprofen. Billy: Reduce, reuse, and recycle. Bulk: SLAY! SERVE! SURVIVE! Matt: Hero, himbo, and whore. Ernie: That doesn’t-- Skull (offering up a distraction once Matt realizes what he just said): Diners, Drive-ins, and Dives. Ms. Appleby: …Just go with Improvise, Adapt, and Overcome, dear.

[all-about-power-rangers]

Ms Appleby: Skull, can you read number 19 for us?

Skull: No I cannot. What’s up? I’m Skull, I’m 19, and I never fucking learned how to read.

[tokupedia]

See, thing is, We should entrust a little of the world’s problems to the young. Because as inconceivable as it is to older folks, adults can fail or just be terrible at saving the world in a certain cases. Sometimes they make mistakes that can impact the very lives of GENERATIONS to come.

Want an example? How about every dumb Nationalist movement humans have ever done which resulted in the deaths, violent harassment or deportation of other human beings. How about using wealth to rig the structure of power in the favor of just them? Or blaming everything on the coming generation. Because in a moment of weakness, they cannot or will not admit their generation screwed up at some point or factor actual societal or economic problems not involving the young as a symptom of whatever they are griping about like crime or the loss of jobs.

You think grades are the only thing that should matter to a young person? While it is admirable that a teacher wants their students to be successful, having other things occupy a young person’s mind is natural. Many millennials are concerned about our planet and want to be pro-active in trying to push renewable energy and eco-friendly businesses. We live in scary political times, so some protest when they can and pressure our leaders to do the right thing when dangerous ideas or legislation pops up. The young push new ideas and tech when the other generations would see it as a problem that invades their idea of a normal everyday existence.

And the irony of it all for this comic panel? Billy Cranston saves the world every day by morphing into the Blue Ranger. A kid decided to step up and DO SOMETHING when everyone else but his friends and allies ran away from the problem. 

In your statement, Ms. Appleby, you basically said that the problems of Angel Grove are over there and that should be somebody else’s problem. Which is contradictory to her character earlier as she volunteered to give blood to the Red Cross during Arrival Day in Issue 1!

God, that one line in issue 2 of GGPR bugs me more than it should.

[augment-techs]

I can now easily imagine him in black suits and shiny jewelry~ And with an accent; not necessarily English, but with INFLECTION ^^ -Mia: ...Does she learn the hurdy gurdy or the apprehension engine? Because you know that this would lead to Ji hating everyone, but also lead to everyone adoring this child and following her lead~ -Lauren: *tosses Kim, Ernie and Ms. Appleby her way* *YEETS Stan and David in her direction* *crumbles breadcrumbs for her to follow to the Youth Center* Heeeeeeeeeere precious girl~

Eugene Skullovitch canon and non canon kids

-stares at his sheer List of close friendships, implied romances, romances, and everything in between- I think Skull vies with Tommy for sheer amounts. Tommy or Billy, but definitely up there. At the very least I can say this is because he’s a reoccurring character over several seasons and movies and not because they were trying to force a hetero romance so nobody noticed the actor was gay. Skull’s naturally flirtatious demeanor and huge presence in the show is certainly to blame for this. So. I’m more than likely missing some, but -shrugs- I am doing My Best lol.

Canon kids:

Unknown mother;

Spike Skullovitch. Like Minh the other parent isn’t known or needed, so Spike never got her named. It’s led to a lot of ideas of who the mom is, au’s where he’s a putty hybrid, and just a whole lot of fun. But let’s focus on canon. Spike is the teenaged son of a now very famous and very rich Eugene Skullovitch. He spent the summer with his “uncle” Bulk. He’s got a massive crush on Mia and he wants to be a samurai and he’s always eager to help the power rangers. And can I just say I love this guy? He’s a cinnamon role. He’s a sweetie. He’s a baby doll and must be protected at all costs. He’s the sweetest of the confirmed canon kids we know of so far (I AM looking at Coinless!Adam’s unnamed son, yes I am. Child I wish we’d seen you before you died. I’d love to know your name) unfortunately the descendants don’t seem to get a lot of personality as a general rule, and even Spike’s a little light on personality. He’s got enough to make him stand out from his dad. But, I can’t help but adore him lol. Sir who are you and who’s your mom? Second bit doesn’t matter but I’d love to know you better.

Non canon oc and alternate reality kids and grandkids:

for the sake of not wanting to sound repetitive, not every universe will have Spike, just ones that make sense/would be interesting for him.

Kimberly Hart;

Stormy Hart, aged seventeen. Her parents are separated. Despite the rocky start with Eugene being Kim’s rebound, they got together again after the Candace Incident. Kim progressed on Eugene’s terms, and they had a kiddo right as they were applying for colleges. It was a bit difficult and they made it work, but when Stormy was seven they finally had to separate, though they’re not on bad terms. Stormy is Spike’s half sister, and has her own band. Has anxiety and depression. Doesn’t spend time with brother or Bulk, at least as much as she should. Mostly for her appearance. Got extremely jealous of Spike over the power rangers thing though! She generally lives with her mom, not her dad, hence why she doesn’t spend time with Spike. She loves her goofy half brother but she’s at the age where her image is important to her. She doesn’t have any colors associated with her.

Katherine Hillard;

I thought his mild attempts at flirting were cute. They got together after Turbo’s movie. Kat realized she was never going to replace Kim for Tommy, and broke up with him. She got with Skull after a few months and some very creative ways to ask her out. They have two sons. The oldest is Squire Hillard. Aged 17. He’s average height and kind of a brilliant himbo. He lets his reputation cover him like a mask, but he’s pretty devious when he’s properly motivated. A little bit of a tail chaser. He keeps striking out, but that never stopped him. While he is a power ranger (pink), he’s having fun running a podcast questioning who the power rangers are. This cover is so good not even Kat’s figured out he’s pink turbo ranger. Looks like a surfer bro. Prefers it that way. Half brother of Spike Skullovitch. Has had to save his half brother three times so far. Barely gets along with his dad, county Sheriff Eugene Skullovitch, but they’re trying. He’s closer to Kat and like her is a professional diver. He wants to get into the Olympics. His general outfit could best be described as “someone from the peppermint forest in candyland decided to become a pirate”. He actually has a rap sheet. He’s got middle child syndrome and you can usually find him with his friends, the other Turbo rangers, or with Bulk, or egging grandmas house with Devon. He’s giving Eugene a bald spot is what he’s doing. Spike does his best, but they really don’t see eye to eye. Squire likes his big brother, there’s just a bit of frustration with him.

Devon Skullovitch, aged eleven. Unlike Squire he’s not blond and looks more like Eugene and Spike. Bulk calls him the baby buddy, and it annoys him so so much. Loves video games and fixing cars. Can eat his weight in lasagna. Not associated with any color. Knows his brother is up to something, unsure what. Often getting babysit by half brother. Is known to egg his grandmothers house. A lot. It’s a problem.

Billy Cranston;

After being best friends as kids, then not, then sort of friends, then maybe more...they have two kids. Charlie Cranston, aged twenty two, and Oscar "Skid" Cranston, aged twenty. Charlie and Oscar are both via a science experiment, where Billy combined his and Eugene's genetic codes in a randomizer, to see if anything would happen that was viable as a sperm and egg equivalent. Yes, he got permission for this from Eugene. He sold the patent, and lives happily with his and Eugene's kids. Charlie is a blue solar ranger. She has been since she was seventeen. Billy didn't know at first and when he found out....he grounded her for not telling him. Then came back thirty minutes later, apologized, ungrounded her, and told her to be careful. Eugene doesn't get it as much but he's trying, he really is. He worries more than Billy, though Billy does often find himself staring up at the stars on late nights with tea in his hand, knots in his stomach and hoping he sees his daughter for Christmas. It's different, somehow, when they're in space and not in town.

Oscar is friends with a Bulkmeier, of course. He's the family "problem child", in a general sense. The prankster, and he's super smart. He is mild enough nobody really thinks he's as smartass and clever as he is. His entire motivation is cause as much chaos as possible. He used to prank his sister once a month until she left, and he's the one who let slip she's a power ranger because she was thrown through a building in front of him. She didn't know he knew, and he's been apologizing since via no more pranks, and gifts. so many gifts. Her favorite foods, updates on her favorite bands, jewelry she'd like. He doesn't have to but he feels bad. This was the closest they ever got to the family splintering. Trini, Zack, and Jason do their best to help the three deal with Charlie in space. Oscar works as a janitor, isn't really interested in dealing with school or anything. He likes doing his hobbies while having a stable job.

variation; they get together when he helps Skull with his newborn son. Spike takes care of his little siblings, and helped Oscar get his nickname and his current job. Billy is eternally caring to his adopted kid, and does the best he can by Spike.

variation 2; Charlie becomes Charlie from A Team. This time, Billy DOES ground her. she never hears the end of it

Farkas Bulkmeier;

Absolutely nobody was surprised when they got together. Eugene became a teen dad and Bulk didn't even think twice. He could fit boyfriend in one arm and baby in the other and he often did in the early days when sleeping with the two. For comfort and sense of protection. Skull was his best friend, and everything he'd ever want in a partner. They didn't bother with a ceremonial wedding, it was just going to get the paperwork signed and then having a big party celebrating with their friends. They have Spike, of course, and adopted one more. Between Spike and Amy, they're good. Sharkie offered to be a surrogate, and Billy offered a way to mix their genetics, but after a long talk with each other and them, it was just Spike and Amy.

Amy and Spike are the same age, with a four month difference. Spike's more emotionally mature than his sister, but Amy's more cunning and less naive than Spike. Currently both eighteen. She's jaded in a lot of ways and makes sure her brother doesn't have to be. Spike has had to ask her not to threaten any partners he might get with, because he can handle himself. She's had to occassionaly ask this goes both ways. Amy is considering being a mechanic, or a roadie for Skull or Spike. She likes feeling useful, she likes puzzles and chess and general challenges. Cannot cook to save her life, but she's a whiz at baking. She's better at math than anyone else in her family. But english is the bane of her existence. Is not associated with a color.

Tommy Oliver;

Tommy invited Skull to a carnival. After first being asked if Skull was a rebound-with a fast follow up to make sure Tommy wasn't taking him to something run entirely by putties-and then asking if he was sure sure Goldar and Skorpina wouldn't be there-Tommy decided he was going to make this a date. and the best one of Skull's life. The effort to help this guy have a proper, healthy, fair love life, meant it more or less accidentally lead to falling in love and while not marriage, they do live together. They have Spike, an adopted daughter Eliza, and a son together named Hunter. Rita thought it'd "bury the hatchet" and had the forethought to let them know she'd decided her first act of being nice would be something that would benefit them. Has not in fact, buried any negative feelings but the effort did mean something. Tommy's straight up told all three of his kids they're not allowed to go to Briarwood. Just in case.

Eliza "Lizzie" Oliver is 21, and wants to be a reporter. Thinks Tommy's worries are a little extreme when they directly affect his kids' lives, but she humors him even as an adult, because she loves him and wants to see him happy. A little selfish, but very smart. Good at picking up on subtext and helps explain things that go over her brothers' heads when she's with them. Tommy's too because he might be smart, but the man is kinda dumb. Not very organized, but somehow always has what she needs in her giant purse. Very resourceful, knows how to pick locks, and is capable of two types of martial arts.

Hunter Oliver-Skullovitch is 16. He's just trying to get through highschool guys, please let him get through highschool. He's been kidnapped twice, and he really just wants to be left alone. More of a punk than Tommy gets, but Tommy and Skull are supportive of his tastes and choices in life. Unfortunately everybody wants a piece of this kid, and while he's not associated with any color (by sheer force of will), this is not from lack of attempts. Hunter's just very very good at making himself too much of a nuisance to be worth taking. Like his siblings he knows two types of martial arts, can pick locks, knows how to get into vents, knows four ways to get out of ropes and other bindings, and can say "help me I've been kidnapped" in twelve languages. as well as "fire!" and "that's not a human!". He loves monster movies, because the monsters actually seem to pose a challenge. He and Tommy do have an understanding, and Tommy and Skull are both happy to let Hunter have a choice in becoming a ranger. He won't get forced into it, if he does he will do this fully with his eyes open and knowing what he's getting into. He will become a black ranger, when he's around 20, and it will be his choice.

Jason Lee Scott;

They were paired up for a school assignment a little after Tommy was reformed and saved from Rita. It was annoying, especially with Skull being so cagey and Bulk straight up threatening him if he went to the Skullovitch residence or business. When Jason dared, he realized why. And had to get saved from Mrs Skullovitch flirting with him. Which earned Skull a lot of verbal abuse as he pulled Jason far away from the house.

While he found our later she was drunk and had mistaken him for someone older, it was still rather panic inducing. Also embarrassing for the Skullovitch brothers and Bulk. He had to stop Stan apologizing on behalf of her, and understood Bulk’s anger. Jason felt the need to make it up to Skull, and they went from antagonizing each other to friends to semi-secretly dating each other. Everyone knew except Skull’s family. Jason didn’t even know what made him angrier; the fact Skull felt he had to protect Jason, or the fact that he lived in Tommy’s house whenever Tommy’s parents didn’t live there, and Skull’s parents didn’t seem to notice. They have one adopted daughter. Skull’s a guidance counselor at their old high school, and Jason is a karate instructor. Rebecca Scott is actually Stan’s, but Stan died and his girlfriend died in a car crash caused by monster activity, and the newborn was the only survivor. Eugene would have adopted her with or without Jason there. Luckily Jason was there, and Jason fell in instalove with the baby. She was very small and he loved her.

Jason and Skull got married to make it easier for Jason to formally adopt Rebecca, in case something happened and because everyone felt distancing her and Skull from the Skullovitch legacy was the best idea, and this could be accomplished by taking Jason's last name. He was only too happy to do this. He was disinherited by his dad, but it doesn't matter. The guy lost out on getting to know a great kid. Rebecca’s blind from the car accident, and has a dog and a cane to help her around. She’s 15, and nothing stops her. She’s got a lot of caution, but very little outright fear. The power rangers will protect the civilians, and her skills and disability aids help keep her safe as well. She loves to read, and has read every braille book in the library twice. She’s aware her dads are power rangers, and most of her extended family. They’re not going to let anything happen to her. And she’s going to make sure nothing happens to them. Rebecca is opinionated with a very strong sense of right and wrong. She’s actually rather blunt, but tries to be nice about it. She knows her mind and she knows how to direct people, but she hates being in a confrontation. Not associated with a color, but it’d probably be red or bronze if she were.

Trini Kwan;

He kept asking her out until she agreed to go out with him. And actually had a nice time. So she humored him again, and again, it was nice. They weren't seeing seeing each other though, and both of them had their kids around the same time. Skull had Spike, and Trini had Minh, and they liked each other fine and loved each other's kids. They had one more, together. August Kwan. He's thirteen, and a complete introverted social butterfly. He loves showing off and gushing about his interests but he hates dealing with too many people for too long. He's really into piano, like Skull. A composer for video game music sounds like a really fun profession, so maybe when he's older he'll work towards that. But he's thirteen, he's got time. He has a stuffed animal he's been attached to since he was two, is half convinced stuffed animal is sentient, and carries it around in his hoodie or backpack. He's not ready to let it go, and Trini fully understands, supports, and gets this. When he's ready, Banjo the seal plushy, will be put beside her own childhood doll Ticklesneezer. Skull's following along with the gentle parenting; he's a bit out of his depth but he appreciates and loves that their kids are being actively supported. He's working on it, and so far the kids aren't traumatized, so something must be working.

Rito Revulto;

Eugene managed to get him and Bulk out of being turned into chimpanzees by a (justifiably) pissed off Rito by convincing him of a role reversal; Bulk and Skull be the maids, Rito and Goldar act as Bulk and Skull. But this means Goldar and Rito have to commit to the things Bulk and Skull were doing. In this case, junior officers. It is a very weird set up, but Rito likes a challenge, he and Goldar decide it's fair, and the power rangers, Vile, Zordon and Alpha and Rita and Zedd are completely confused, but Rito tends to commit to whatever he sets his mind to, and Goldar has a very specific moral code he lives by and this falls in line with it. Vile occasionally tries to cause the comedy duo to go back on their word so he can get his tool-I mean son-back, but the rangers do step in enough to help them. As does Stone, Ernie, and the others.

Eugene and Rito bond over highly shitty parents and realizing they're very similar. They're both people pleasers whose trauma responses is sarcastic quips and being class clown types. Rito turned Eugene's parents into a couple of dogs, and while he contemplated doing the same to Stan, he simply made sure Stan got a big break in the music scene. He couldn't convince Eugene to leave earth at first, until Eugene got left behind by Bulk. There was really nothing left for him on earth, so Eugene took him up on it. They're pirates, and have their own ship, and their son Elio is the apple of their eye. Elio is 26. He's cunning, fast talking, fast thinking, fast acting and has very little fear. He's as courageous as Skull and Rito try to pretend they are. He's bold, and wicked, but he's a man of his word. He has a devil's lock coloring in his hair. Stark black hair and stark white in streaks has gotten him an affectionate nickname of Skunk, but when he likes someone he asks they call him Elio. He listens to his parents and is completely loyal to them, but not out of fear. They're genuinely good at being leaders of their group, and sort of seen as the father figures of most of the crew. Elio follows his dads because he genuinely loves working for them. He did have a splash of rebelliousness in his teens though. He learned the violin, not the piano. When not pirating, they live on Mirinoi with Bulk. He's been to earth a few times, and loves fucking with JJ Oliver, it's hilarious. Not associated with a color, but he'd happily get to know a certain shade of Green.

Does Bulk especially like the lifestyle choice for his best buddy, best buddy's partner and best buddy's kid? no. Can he deny this is the happiest he's ever seen Skull? also no. He is literally living out a childhood fantasy, and thriving. Billy, however, is this close to losing it and throwing all three in a prison on Aquitar. Skull's not even sure if this is from jealousy or being a power ranger. Or the fact Elio's flirting with every ranger close to his age as a battle tactic. Some more seriously than the others.

a tangential au is where Vile kills his parents and forces Elio to work for him. He did offer him as a valid vessel to Specter, but it didn’t work. This version he does get with JJ, who went undercover on the ship to figure out what exactly happened. They manage to get Elio and the crew out of Vile's clutches safely. Elio goes from being like Rito to a lot more like comic!Skull. Divatox is partly responsible for what happens, having gotten tired of the competition.

Adam Park;

Eugene doesn't believe in himself, but Adam does, did, and always has. They started dating after Adam encouraged him to play the piano in the talent show. Adam loves his music, and they're both encouraging of each other. Aisha is a surrogate for their son, Lukas. Given how close she was to Adam, it was only natural in her mind to offer. She loves him, loves he's found happiness, and when they decided they wanted kids she wanted to help that happiness grow. Lukas Park's 17, plays piano, and volunteers at the animal shelter. Adam's a doctor and while Lukas respects and likes this, he'd rather be a veterinarian. Or, like Skull, a professional classical pianist. They support Lukas with whatever he wants to do or be, and he loves the fact he's not being pressured. Skull once sat him down with a list of every job he's ever done (the list was actually more like an entire manila folder bursting out the sides, it was frankly impressive), a ranking system and how much each profession made. Everything from a cop to a detective to an undercover agent for the government to a waiter at a bar to a judge at a pet show to rockstar to pianist-it was comprehensive and a little overwhelming, but at the end of each profession Skull said if it was what he wanted, he'd be proud. At the end it left Lukas fairly calm and certain no matter what choice he made, it'd be the right choice for him, and his dads would support him in this. not associated with a color

Aisha Campbell;

She asked him out and he thought it was a joke. It wasn't. They found they actually challenge each other in interesting ways. She also hates his mom and her parents love him, so that helped a lot. They've got a daughter, Kensie Campbell. Aged 15. Excitable by nature, is in the drama club. Has a near perfect memory, uses this for shenanigans, mostly when sassing her many many honorary aunts and uncles or annoying villains and monsters. Eugene is so, so proud. Aisha sometimes worries the know it all attitude is going to get her in trouble. However, nothing's happened-yet-and Kensie does seem to slowly be learning how to read the room. She plays piano to help her think. Her favorite is moonlight sonata. It partially annoys Skull, but his favorite composer is Bach, so it's more of a principle thing. Kensie is a soccer player, and has a very close best friend. Skull's getting the "what to in case you're kidnapped by a monster with your best friend" speech ready, just in case a group of crime fighting teenagers with attitude show up. not associated with a color

Zack Taylor;

Zack's always tried to give Bulk and Skull the benefit of the doubt and never felt any true antagonistic feelings to them. Annoyance sure, but he doesn't hate them. Eugene took a while to warm up to Zack though, because nice doesn't mean trustworthy, and the two eventually started dating when Eugene realized no, Zack really is just that sweet. They run an ice cream parlor together and have two adopted kids. Achibald "Archie" Taylor and Marigold "Mari" Taylor.

Archie was adopted in his teens, and while this means he doesn't get to have as much time growing up with Zack and Skull as his dads, he's got the rest of his life with them as his parents, and that's the best thing he's ever heard. He was adopted out of the foster care system at thirteen, and is nineteen. He loves botany and magic tricks. Being a stage magician or professional botanist would be really really cool. He doesn't play piano or dance but he loves watching Zack and loves listening to Eugene practice at night. Is unsure what he wants to do with his life, but inheriting the ice cream parlor would be nice, if the botany or the stage magician thing doesn't work out. is not associated with a color.

Mari was adopted last year. She's fourteen and getting used to living with her brother and her dads. They're kinda weird, but she likes them. It is weird going to a new school in a new town, with a new last name. She doesn't really know what she likes, she's still figuring it out, but she knows she likes it here and that's good enough. She does miss her old friends and home a little, but she is making new friends. Zack and Eugene give her space and understanding, and Archie's been great with advice and settling in. not associated with a color.

Sharkie;

They got together after Bulk left earth, but Sharkie did always prefer Bulk over Skull. They separated, but they're still friends. They have a son, Felix, aged 17, and he's seriously considering dropping out and going on a cross country road trip to find himself. He doesn't know what he wants or who he is. He's a lot like his parents, but he's not sure if that was just trying to make them happy or if he genuinely likes these things. They tried by him, he knows this. He's not even half bad. He just doesn't know if he's supposed to be having a midlife crisis at 17. Will be solar green ranger, and realize he enjoys country-rock (the kind of country rock that talks about murders, curses and being a gunslinger in a loveless land or people randomly turning into crows), has a knack for learning new languages, and likes ballet. He's been in ballet since he was four but so was Sharkie so the confirmation he likes it is nice. Also learns he likes playing piano, genuinely. Also nice. He comes home quite happy and a lot more settled into himself, and Skull and Sharkie are proud of him.

Tasha;

It was a complete accident, and they both feel really weird about it. But they kept the kid. Tuskin "Tusk" Skullovitch is lead singer in a punk band, and a bit of a bully at school. He's brilliant but finds it difficult to apply himself in anything he doesn't find an interest in. He loves puns, and loves confusing people. He likes studying rocks because rock music. It takes people a second. He's been smacked more than once over this, but doesn't mind. Bit clever, bit bored, bit of a troublemaker, bit of a pain in his parent's necks. Eugene does love his kid but wow, he's a little bit of a snot. Eugene's forced him into being a lifeguard over the summer to just-try and get this kid some sort of friendship with someone so he can have an attitude adjustment.

Marleau Eskin;

Surprisingly not the worst. He got her to be less of a bitch in an incident were they were taken together by a monster, and he actually lost his temper and snapped at her. When she tried to deflect by getting him to back down with a challenge (which to be fair normally worked), he raised an eyebrow, took a breath, and let loose. To say she had to do some soul searching after the extremely thorough roast would be putting it mildly. She stopped being as much of a mean girl, and he asked her out to prom. More as a dare, but she said yes. One thing led to another and while they don't talk anymore, they do have joint custody of their son Rusty Eskin. Marleau is the mayor of Angel Grove, Skull is a mechanic. It's kind of a whiplash every other month to go from mayor manor to an apartment over a carshop, but Rusty doesn't mind very much. Marleau's learned to be a lot nicer over the years, and she's a much milder version of herself to her son. Rusty on his part likes being at the carshop almost more than the manor, but it's less to do with Marleau and more to do with he hates the reputation he gets with "the mayor's son" and much prefers getting his hands dirty on a car with his dad. He likes problem solving, and fixing things. He likes shop class and he built his own motorcycle for one of the classes. He got his license and he's promised both parents he'll be careful. And he has been. He's also orange turbo ranger. This suits him more than fine.

Candice/Zelya;

Candice told him the truth about who she was, and to put it mildly, he was hurt. He had to put his foot down and tell her he needed to think about it. He really needed to think about what he was going to be doing, and what they were going to be. She waited, and he came back. And was accepting of it, mainly because she'd bit the bullet and been honest. However he had ground rules. She couldn't lie to him, if they had a kid (because things happen) the kid was going to be co-parented and if she wanted to raise future kids as an Eltaran fine but either they spent time on earth or Skull lived with them, or they did the best they could on earth. She was just grateful he was willing to try. Bulk eventually forgave her, when she went against her commander and stopped being the Bronze Guardian for the sake of her relationship with Skull. She fought in the Eltaran War against the Eltarans. While she was captured with the intent of re-educating, she was rescued by Jason and Billy.

They have a daughter, and Spike. Their daughter is Zephyr Skullovitch. she's sixteen, and she and Spike do get taught Eltaran tradition, as much as possible, on earth. Zephyr's got the Z name as she resembles Zelya more in a lot more ways. Spike's got more human dna here, but his sister's blue as a blueberry. Zephyr is best described as 'prickly' or 'grumpy' and the only person who gets her to smile is her brother. The pink ranger tries, but keeps striking out. Zelya wants to be an interdimensional diplomat, and travel universe to universe and see everything. She wants to see everything, know everything, experience everything. Intense, bull headed, one track minded, and has an almost destructive lack of self worth and imposter syndrome. almost. She might not believe in herself but her brother and her parents do. And the pink ranger chick. possibly. Zephyr is not associated with a color.

Matthew Cook;

Matt dives head first into the villain persona, and is happily doing so. He's thriving. Until he's forced into an ultimatum; save Bulk and Skull from certain death by the hands of Goldar, or vanquish the Solar Rangers. Against his better judgment, he saves Bulk and Skull. Skull, unfortunately for timing wise, had said he'd kiss whoever saved their lives minutes before Matt saved them. He's a man of his word, but he also punched him in the mouth immediately after. Matt's confused as hell. So instead of chasing after Kim, begins chasing after Skull because what was THAT. This leads to a very weird redemption arc because Matt has realized 2 things; he likes being kissed by Skull and he does not want Skull mad at him anymore. Cut to fifteen years later; they've got a kid of their own and no actual idea how they got there really. But, they're happy, don't hate each other's guts, their kid's thriving, it's all good. The entire empire of evil absolutely hates them though and Matt somehow managed to get himself on the shit list of Thor. As long as he doesn't go out while it's thunderstorming he should be fine.

Their son is ten, his name is Jude Cook. Jude is one of the weirdly luckiest kids alive. He's survived an insane amount of attempts on his life, falls, kidnappings, and things he should otherwise not survive. His parents have stopped asking how. Loki helped give them a son, which is partly why Thor's pissed, so they've at this point accepted demigod baby is just gonna do what a demigod baby do. It's probably for the best. Spike's his older brother, and is training with Loki to be some sort of spirit of shapeshifting mischief. They both love causing mild trouble. Like Skull, Jude's got a fear of flying which makes things a little interesting. Skull's got his sons and his partner on a very very strict promise; if the shenanigans could cause an enemy of something power, walk away. Walk far away. Neptune exists. We don't want to get on the bad side of Neptune.

in a tangential version, Billy coparents with the two, and studies demigod ten year old, and deals with the Norse gods being in his business. At the very least nobody's been sucked into Ares' prison jar, so that's good.

*Bonus Poly of Billy Cranston, Matt Cook, and Eugene Skullovitch has all above children mentioned. They live in a large house, Eugene's a famous rockstar and restaurant chain owner, and they actually use every room in said house. In this version they met via Matt asking the only person he knew with experience in bdsm for some help with his newly realized kinks; Skull's payment was pizza nights and then Billy got dragged in because he was certain Matt was abusing Skull, but realized it was fine, actually. And fun.

Au Grandchildren:

Prince Olympius;

Eugene and Bulk got dragged to hell, once, and found a little child demon who needed protection as much as they themselves did. The two survived long enough in the dimension with the kid to be rescued by Olympius and Spike. Olympius and Spike, though having known each other when they were younger, reconnected over this. Olympius named the kid Petrichor, and he was later given the nickname Pepper by the mystic red ranger Nick. Pepper is a fifteen year old power ranger, though he got his morpher when he was thirteen. His team is a team of nonhumans who all have unusual rare colors, with the exception of their sixth ranger, Deena, who is a human and a white ranger. Although Pepper is a demon that water can hurt, he is an aquaphile. He loves the ocean, he loves water planets, he loves the rain, and one day wants to study marine biology. Chipper, smart, but generally as easy going as Spike is. He is the crown prince, but knows he’s only in the position because he was adopted into it, and tries very hard to be a good prince. Be diplomatic, be strategic, have all the answers. One day he’s going to be depended on, and he needs to perfect it now. Olympius has cautioned him that even he hasn’t figured it all out, so Pepper’s going to be fine in that eventuality. Just so long as he tries, and he does. Pepper is the indigo ranger.

Mia Watanabe;

So that summer was…eventful. Skull got a grandson and a daughter in law in one fell swoop. He also moved to Panorama City because daughter in law was also a pink ranger and no, he’s not stupid. Rangers should stick to their cities with their teams. Plus Ji was making a stink and they found it easier to just smooth ruffled feathers than deal with him. Spike and Mia have one daughter. Ai Skullovitch lives with Skull while Mia and Spike are at school. She’s eight years old, and Skull loves her. Spike and Mia also dote on their daughter. The kid happens to be taste blind like Mia and feeding her and having her help in the kitchen’s always eventful. While Ji doesn’t spend much time with Ai he does give her presents and training. Neither Mia nor Spike want Ai to be a power ranger. At least. Not a Samurai Ranger, so things from Ji tend to get screened to make sure training and gifts are appropriate. Skull kinda likes being a grandpa.

Lauren Shiba;

Spike and Lauren literally had to go into hiding, and are currently holed up under assumed names with their kid. The little cabin property on the edge of a small tourist ski town in Idaho never came in so much handy for Skull. He was able to help them, and they and the four year old are riding this out up there till the drama dies down. Lauren and Spike got very good at training together, and got very close. However life got in the way for a while. Lauren had taken some time from everything to do some soul searching and finding herself, and Spike was doing a music tour. Mica is not an accident, but he's not approved of at all by Ji and the rest. Skull, however, loves him, and loves his son, and is trying to help them so the kid doesn't have to live his entire life in hiding. Mica's got brown hair, but otherwise looks a lot like Skull and Spike, which is a good thing. "Sam" and "Isabelle" are making the best of it, and are planning on homeschool if things don't change soon. Or chancing moving to Angel Grove. Skull just wants them to be happy and safe, and at least he's not alone in that.

[the-invisible-queer]

"Ask your friends to choose something about you that they think needs a little work. Your assignment is to try your best to change this fault"

Ms. Appleby that's the worst fucking assignment and when teen suicide rates go up it'll be your fault

THATS SO FUCKED UP

WHY WOULD YOU ASK THAT OF FUCKING TEENAGERS?!?!?

They already think everything is wrong with them 😭

This is Tommy centric episode and if I have to watch hom spiral I am writing a letter to Haim Saban and charging him for my therapy

[mordredbaxter]

@applebymary​

Ms. Appleby? I wasn’t expecting to see you tonight.

Zahira achou ter visto Charlie, mas eu achei que tivesse sido uma confusão. Acho que ela estava certa, afinal.