#Moxies

[goverment-mandated-femslash]

Today's government mandated femslash couple of the day is

Amaya and CJ!

[studiesinpolterghost]

[rastronomicals]

The Moxies

[seizethegay420]

[moxpunk]

in honor of pride month, i'm going to have twice as much gay sex as i normally do

since i'm ace, this is very easy. zero doubled is still zero

[dcxdpdabbles]

Alfred: May I help you?

Danny: Yes, you can. I need to talk to the master of the house. I'm Bruce Wayne's illegitimate son.

Alfred: Oh?

Danny: Normally, I wouldn't bother him, but my mom recently passed away, and I have nowhere to go. Here is a letter she wrote to him.

Alfred after reading glowing green paper: I'm afraid Master Bruce is out at the moment, but you may come in and wait for him in the main sitting room. I'll make you some tea in the meantime.

Danny: Trying to gather a DNA sample, I see. That's fine. I wouldn't believe a random kid that showed up on the doorstep either.

Alfred mildly suprise: I assure you, I merely wanted to offer you a warm drink after being caught in the rain.

Danny: Right, and the firearm you have tucked up your left sleeve has nothing to do with me breaking through the front gate security to get to the door.

Alfred smiling:*cocking gun* You may be Master's Bruce's after all.

Danny smiling: *Powering up ray gun* And you may earn your place at a Fenton dinner table. So....Tea?

Alfred: Is Earl Grey alright with you?

Danny: Of course. It's the only tea that is worth drinking.

Alfred: Wise words. Right this way and do remember, I'll put a bullet between your eyes if you're a threat.

Danny: I'll fry you alive before you can even pull the trigger. *Ray gun crackling with electricity*

Alfred mentally: If this lad isn't Master Bruce's, I'll adopt him myself.

[moxidi-fanarts-and-sketches]

you're laughing. there is an alternate fantasy high timeline where mary ann is the barbarian of the bad kids and plays bass, gorgug is best friends with biz and co-prez of the av club, sandra lynn is with sklonda and squeem is dead and you're laughing. ally beardsley is getting to play their unused pc, sir amanda maillard, and you're laughing. fig and ayda got engaged and she recorded a 80-minutes long proposal album for her and you're laughing. cody walsh and loose baron were pronounced creepy and freaky by kristen applebees in an olive garden and you're laughing. PINOCCHIO IS BECOMING THE SETTING AND YOU'RE LAUGHING.

[followthebluebell]

Discovered the heated bed and sadly lost her legs. Tragic.

[moxie-girl]

he's so goddamn gorgeous I'm going insane

[demon-dance-club]

was very unproductive 2day so i had to make up for it by whipping this up real quick...

[emositecc]

Themsss

[sindrakart]

clowns from my personal story project thing :)

[funwalker]

Played this normal human girl yesterday in @mayakern's fun mystery dinner party game. :3c

(bad sketch by me, nice portraits by maya lol)

[merimerz]

day 10: storm

[rox-and-prose]

Trick or treat!

oh hang on I wasnt prepared for this uhhhh oh uh you like soda I hope so uh here:

Yeah everyone loves soda. I'm so good at this.

[moxpunk]

Yooo! I absolutely agree with @foone on this one, and not just because it's absolutely my kink

I've seen some of Fruitkitty's other stuff and it's just kinda wild in the best ways. Another contraption that he built is a series of tubes that use hydraulics to push mess/desserts out at an astonishing rate of volume

A big part of why stuff like this is popular with folks into WAM (wet and messy) is because a bunch of us Millennials grew up on early Nickelodeon. The shows "You Can't Do That On Television", "What Would You Do?", "Double Dare", "Figure It Out", and "Slime Time Live" were massively influential because they heavily featured automatic devices that deliver mess.

The most-notable device being WWYD's Pie Pod, which you could guess by the name, launched pies at the victim. It's like this weird holy device in our collective kink where people like me go "If they made an adult-size version of this, I'd never want to leave". It's a wild invention that deserves a ton of respect, even if the original was prone to misfiring and inaccurate launches

A big chunk of my kink is owed directly to the prop designers in the mid-90's that worked at Nickelodeon that just thought it'd be fun to bring the classic comedy tropes of the past into the modern era. It's so fucking cool to see the "craft" persist thanks to some really horny engineers out there