#Mother-in-Law
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It was your first date with a girl, and her mother told you, “you seem like kind of a babygirl type of boy, far from the kind of boyfriend my daughter deserves, and I wont allow her to date you until you prove otherwise. She started laughing as soon as you dropped you boxers and did it for several minutes. When she stopped, she asked you, “would you like me to train you to lick pussy?”
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Woman reading with mother-in-law's tongue, 1935 - Albert Reuss (1889 - 1975), Austrian/English
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There's no such thing as a bad mother-in-law joke...
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My husband showed me some texts from his mom -- warning him that he should stock up on silver and canned goods and listen to such-and-such podcast. How should he respond, he asked, in frustration. He liked, but said he cannot do, my suggestion of texting back "Hey mom, you need to restart your phone, someone got into it and is using it to send spam"
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"What can a wife do when her mother-in-law won’t let go?” (1960)
#retro#vintage#advertising#vintage ad#old ad#1960s#black and white#mother-in-law#ladies home journal#magazine
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Character Study Sunday
Introducing ...
Madam Lorraine Wright
Pious, stern, traditional, cunning ...
... and she'd do anything for her son.
Description: Tall, Fair skin, Dark hair, Modest dress with hair covering
Lorraine clawed and scraped her way to high society. Orphaned, she was taken in by the Church, who rewarded her religiosity with a home, an education, and a wealthy husband. Now, Lorraine has finally accomplished her final goal: to marry off her son, Nathaniel Wright, into the High Court of Lorenzia.
It's to her dismay that the only eligible bachelorette is a crude and defiant woman. But, We all have to make sacrifices, right? As long as her daughter-in-law, Charlotte, can produce an heir, all will be well.
“The Church gave me my son and my husband. And they’re about to make you a general, if you’d just get out of your own damn way.”
[The Protolith, Chapter 22] *** Read more Here!
#MS: character study#writeblr#antagonist#I know it's not Sunday#but it's a holiday weekend#fantasy#romance#mother-in-law#Inserting my own problems into fiction#wip#protolith#protolith ocs
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i wish i had a mom (2023)
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i wish i had a mom.
you know, a mom whom i could call?
who would pick up...
who would talk to me…
and we would have a ball.
who knew i was her daughter and a son…
who would be proud of me...
and she'd listen to me drawl.
who wouldn’t make me scared...
who didn't mother my abuser...
and she'd catch me if i fall.
a mom like that.
maybe one day she'll call?
- Rose the artist formerly known as she her Pri
~ গোলাপ্রী
#healing#trauma#love#neurodivergence#queer#harm#heartbreak#trans#gender fluid#mother#mother-in-law#estranged moms#abusive mother#I miss my mother in law#prose#poetry#poem#writer#writing#poet#rose#rosetheartistformerlyknownassheherpri#golapri#mom
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SaaS: The bright spot for India's tech businesses amid market slump
SaaS: The bright spot for India’s tech businesses amid market slump
For India, nothing in the tech verse is as exciting as SaaS. Indian SaaS players are growing in confidence when it comes to the outlook of the banking sector on the digitization trend in the post-pandemic world. According to a report by Bessemer Venture Partners, software-as-a-service in India is estimated to be worth $50 billion by 2030. The report also states that the market has now reached an…
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#bright#businesses#Cloud#cloud computing#digitization#Indias#Information Technology#joho#Market#mother-in-law#SaaS#slump#spot#startup#Tech#Technique#technology#VC#venture capitalist
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The Real Has Come! ep 11
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#Ahn Jae Hyun#Baek Jin Hee#Blood#진짜가 나타났다#kdrama recap#mother-in-law#pregnancy#Tae-kyung#weekend K-drama#Yeon-doo
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i just heard the phrase “if you wouldn’t trust their advice, don’t trust their criticism” for the first time and i don’t think i’ve ever needed to hear anything more
#lexi talks#people pleasing#people pleaser#social anxiety#self growth#self improvement#positivity#healing#mental health#personal growth#pathological people pleaser#in laws#mother in law#positive mental attitude#mental growth#positive quotes#positive mental health#mental health positivity
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महिला ने पति, सास, ससुर और ननद का पुतला जलाकर मनाया दशहरा, सीएम योगी से लगाई न्याय की गुहार
महिला ने पति, सास, ससुर और ननद का पुतला जलाकर मनाया दशहरा, सीएम योगी से लगाई न्याय की गुहार #Dussehra #Woman #Yogi
Uttar Pradesh News: हमीरपुर जिले से अजीबोगरीब मामला सामने आया है। जहां विजयादशमी के पर्व पर एक महिला ने अपने पति, सास, ससुर और ननद की तस्वीरों को चस्पा कर पुतलों का दहन किया। इस घटना का एक वीडियो भी सोशल मीडिया पर जमकर वायरल हो रहा है। यह अनोखा दहन अब जिले में चर्चा का विषय बना हुआ है। जानें महिला ने क्यों किया ऐसा… बीते शनिवार को पूरे भारत में विजयादशमी का पर्व मनाया गया। इसी दिन हमीरपुर जिले…
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Q: How can men win the heart of their future #mother-in-law? 🤝👩🏫❤️
A: The #Creative Stars: This group includes those associated with #QiSha, #PoJun, #LianZhen, and #TanLang. These mothers-in-law are typically proactive and strong-willed. They're likely to scrutinize potential sons-in-law closely, examining every aspect to ensure their daughter's happiness. If you're comfortable with public displays of affection and engaging in meaningful conversations with them, you may find unexpected success in winning their approval.
Details and other #majorstars at https://ngocnga.net/zi-wei-dou-shu-qa-how-can-men-win-the-heart-of-their-future-mother-in-law/?utm_source=tumblr&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=ziwei
#ziweidoushu#zwds#purplestar#purplestarastrology#chineseastrology#astrology#metaphysics#chinesemetaphysics#mother-in-law#Creative#QiSha#PoJun#LianZhen#TanLang#majorstars
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My wife and I were trying to remember if she's turning 45 or 46 or 47 this year and it turns out she basically skipped over 45 in her mind and has been telling people for almost a year that she is 46. Which led to this conversation
Me: my mom [78] has always rounded up her age, so that people say "wow, you look amazing!"
Wife: well, she does look amazing
Me: she's been telling people she's 80 for a while
Wife: *laughs* I like that approach. It's so different from my mom's strategy
Me: why, what does she do?
Wife: pray for death
Reader I cackled
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Whoa, Momma, Fried Green Tomatoes Brown sugar makes a surprise appearance in the breading in this fried green tomatoes recipe.
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Are you a newlywed or all set to get married? Then we are sure you are navigating the dynamics with your mother-in-law.
#Bond With In-Laws#Bond With Mother-In-Law#Bonding With Family#Family Bonds#In Laws#lifestyle#mother-in-law#Mother-In-Law & Daughter-In-Law#Relations#Relationship With In-Laws#Relationships#shaadiwish
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Gelato - European A basic gelato recipe that's the perfect base for favorite flavors from vanilla to chocolate to any fruit in between. Enjoy this creamy frozen treat.
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