#Mother-in-Law

[cuckolding-books-library]

It was your first date with a girl, and her mother told you, “you seem like kind of a babygirl type of boy, far from the kind of boyfriend my daughter deserves, and I wont allow her to date you until you prove otherwise. She started laughing as soon as you dropped you boxers and did it for several minutes. When she stopped, she asked you, “would you like me to train you to lick pussy?”

[henk-heijmans]

Woman reading with mother-in-law's tongue, 1935 - Albert Reuss (1889 - 1975), Austrian/English

[culturevulturette]

There's no such thing as a bad mother-in-law joke...

[adaginy]

My husband showed me some texts from his mom -- warning him that he should stock up on silver and canned goods and listen to such-and-such podcast. How should he respond, he asked, in frustration. He liked, but said he cannot do, my suggestion of texting back "Hey mom, you need to restart your phone, someone got into it and is using it to send spam"

[wordfromoursponsor]

"What can a wife do when her mother-in-law won’t let go?” (1960)

[anoelleart]

Character Study Sunday

Introducing ...

Madam Lorraine Wright

Pious, stern, traditional, cunning ...

... and she'd do anything for her son.

Description: Tall, Fair skin, Dark hair, Modest dress with hair covering

Lorraine clawed and scraped her way to high society. Orphaned, she was taken in by the Church, who rewarded her religiosity with a home, an education, and a wealthy husband. Now, Lorraine has finally accomplished her final goal: to marry off her son, Nathaniel Wright, into the High Court of Lorenzia.

It's to her dismay that the only eligible bachelorette is a crude and defiant woman. But, We all have to make sacrifices, right? As long as her daughter-in-law, Charlotte, can produce an heir, all will be well.

“The Church gave me my son and my husband.  And they’re about to make you a general, if you’d just get out of your own damn way.”

[The Protolith, Chapter 22] *** Read more Here!

[vizthedatum]

i wish i had a mom (2023)

—

i wish i had a mom.

you know, a mom whom i could call?

who would pick up...

who would talk to me…

and we would have a ball.

who knew i was her daughter and a son…

who would be proud of me...

and she'd listen to me drawl.

who wouldn’t make me scared...

who didn't mother my abuser...

and she'd catch me if i fall.

a mom like that.

maybe one day she'll call?

- Rose the artist formerly known as she her Pri

~ গোলাপ্রী

[crazykpopfanart]

The Real Has Come! ep 11

[thatpinkkwitch]

i just heard the phrase “if you wouldn’t trust their advice, don’t trust their criticism” for the first time and i don’t think i’ve ever needed to hear anything more

[coreglia]

It's Bold

It’s Daring It’s A Risk There are things in that paper that nobody knows but me, or ever will.” ― Charlotte Perkins Gilman On the cusp of the new year, just before the glorious birth of our eternal hope, we decided to remodel the tiny front bath, ironically known as the fish bathroom.  We’re swapping out the old clawfoot tub, where I bathed all my children, the adorable fish nobs, fish…

[rightnewshindi]

महिला ने पति, सास, ससुर और ननद का पुतला जलाकर मनाया दशहरा, सीएम योगी से लगाई न्याय की गुहार

महिला ने पति, सास, ससुर और ननद का पुतला जलाकर मनाया दशहरा, सीएम योगी से लगाई न्याय की गुहार #Dussehra #Woman #Yogi

Uttar Pradesh News: हमीरपुर जिले से अजीबोगरीब मामला सामने आया है। जहां विजयादशमी के पर्व पर एक महिला ने अपने पति, सास, ससुर और ननद की तस्वीरों को चस्पा कर पुतलों का दहन किया। इस घटना का एक वीडियो भी सोशल मीडिया पर जमकर वायरल हो रहा है। यह अनोखा दहन अब जिले में चर्चा का विषय बना हुआ है। जानें महिला ने क्यों किया ऐसा… बीते शनिवार को पूरे भारत में विजयादशमी का पर्व मनाया गया। इसी दिन हमीरपुर जिले…

[ngocngadotnet]

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[fourdiagnosesinatrenchcoat]

My wife and I were trying to remember if she's turning 45 or 46 or 47 this year and it turns out she basically skipped over 45 in her mind and has been telling people for almost a year that she is 46. Which led to this conversation

Me: my mom [78] has always rounded up her age, so that people say "wow, you look amazing!"

Wife: well, she does look amazing

Me: she's been telling people she's 80 for a while

Wife: *laughs* I like that approach. It's so different from my mom's strategy

Me: why, what does she do?

Wife: pray for death

Reader I cackled

[garciaalena]

Whoa, Momma, Fried Green Tomatoes Brown sugar makes a surprise appearance in the breading in this fried green tomatoes recipe.

[shaadiwish]

Are you a newlywed or all set to get married? Then we are sure you are navigating the dynamics with your mother-in-law.

[noshedoesntlabel]

Gelato - European A basic gelato recipe that's the perfect base for favorite flavors from vanilla to chocolate to any fruit in between. Enjoy this creamy frozen treat.