#Moonlite Bunny Ranch

[primordialsoundmeditation]

"Moonlit Forest Wanderers" by Corrine Crone

The Lopez Bunny Ranch

[mirandamckenni1]

Britney Amber: The Bunny Ranch, Bowhunting, and Being a Mom in Porn Britney Amber is a pornstar with over a decade in the adult business and still going strong. She tells Holly about her beginnings at the Moonlite Bunny Ranch brothel, her first experience in porn with a shady agent, her love of bowhunting, and the challenges she faces raising a teenage daughter in a world where all of her scenes are so easily accessible online.  To support my show: https://ift.tt/CcSH1Qk Follow me on Instagram: https://ift.tt/2eswpJg Follow me on Twitter: https://twitter.com/hollyrandall via YouTube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIyZr1ZXVX4

[beardedmrbean]

A woman is in custody after reports of an active shooter at the Moonlite Bunny Ranch in Mound House late Monday night. 

Lyon County responded to shots fired inside the brothel off US-50 between Carson City and Dayton just after 10 p.m. on February 20.

The incident began when Lyon County Sheriff’s Office dispatch received a 911 call from the Moonlite Bunny Ranch for a reported argument between two co-workers at the establishment. During the 911 call, the reporting party said they heard apparent gunshots.

Upon arrival of Lyon County Sheriff’s Office personnel, several more gunshots were heard. LCSO personnel immediately began an evacuation of the business and determined that a single employee of the Moonlite Bunny Ranch had fired a gun. That employee then retreated into a room within the business.

LCSO later identified the employee as 28-year-old Dayton resident Savannah Henderson, also known as Tiara Tae. 

The Lyon County Sheriff’s Office Crisis Negotiations Team (CNT), Special Weapons and Tactics (SWAT), and Technology Team responded to the scene. Additionally, resources from the Carson City Sheriff’s Office, the Douglas County Sheriff’s Office, Nevada State Police, Highway Patrol Division, the Washoe Tribal Police Department, the Central Lyon County Fire Department, the Carson City Fire Department, and the East Fork Fire Department all responded to the scene to assist.

Henderson surrendered to LCSO personnel around 12:30 a.m. on Tuesday and was taken into custody without further incident. She was booked into the Lyon County Jail on the following charges:

Possession of a firearm by a convicted felon (4 counts) - Felony

Possession of controlled substance (1 count) - Felony

Discharging a firearm where others may be endangered (1 count) – Gross Misdemeanor

Obstructing/Resisting a Peace Officer (1 count) - Misdemeanor

Her bail is set at $86,140.

No one was injured during the incident and there is no current threat to the public.

Anyone who has any information regarding this case is urged to contact the Lyon County Sheriff’s Office, Investigations Division at (775) 577-5206 or by email at detective@lyoncounty.org.

Callers may also remain anonymous by contacting Secret Witness online or by text or phone at (775) 322-4900.

[ericvanderburg]

Female employee arrested after shooting at Moonlite Bunny Ranch Brothel in Nevada: report

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[keywestlou]

VIRGINITY FOR SALE

My July 14, 2016 blog was limited to one subject. The New Prostitution. The story of college girls and young ladies selling their bodies for big dollars to wealthy men who were looking for smart educated women.

No pimp or escort service involved. The ladies independent contractors. Their fee generally $1,000 to $5,000 a night. Many had annual contracts with the men paying in the six figures.

The young women opted for the way of life for the money involved. Money required for tuition, college debt, clothes, and to replace wage stagnation. Very few in the life for the fun of it.

It is not uncommon for peripheral business to spin off successful ones. Millennial ladies selling their virginity. A one time big dollar maker. Attractive to a young lady whose virginity has been preserved.

A lottery generally involved. The men bid for the young lady’s virginal charms.

I find the sale of virginal vaginas difficult to believe. Not the money aspect. Some men have so much money, they can spend it foolishly. What I do wonder is how many women today have preserved their virginity into their late teens and early 20’s. It  does not fit into the promiscuous society we live in.

Bailey Gibson is 23. Still a virgin. She has decided to lose her virginity in the most profitable way. She had been saving it for marriage.

Her virginity is being auctioned off by the Moonlite Bunny Ranch in Carson City, Nevada. She and Moonlite will share the proceeds equally.

Not the first time Moonlite has done such a thing. Last year, the virginity of a Katherine Stone was auctioned for $400,000.

There are other such reported cases world wide. An Abu Dhabi businessman paid $2.9 million for a virgin 19 year old model. A Hong Kong businessman $2.5 million for a virgin 18 year old Romanian model.

Why do the ladies do it? They are broke. They do it to service existing debt and/or setting themselves up for life financially.

Smart, dumb, non consequential? I don’t know.

My yesterday did not involve any ladies from the new prostitution or virgins for sale.

It started with a visit to Tammy for a pedicure and manicure. The salon was almost empty. Few customers. Friday generally busy.

I asked Tammy where the ladies were. She said most had called and cancelled saying they did not want to go out in the cold. Sixty degrees.

My first stop last night was the 7 Artists Gallery. Opening night of Andreas Franke’s exhibit. He paints humans in underwater scenarios.

Enjoyed the exhibit. Met the Gallery’s owner Jennifer Badry. Her business card amused me: Janitor, Jeweler, Proprietor.

Turned out we have a common friend. Jennifer brought June Hudson’s name into the conversation. I have not seen June in a couple of years.

I had an hour to kill before being due at Donna and Terri’s for dinner. Decided to stop in the Chart Room two blocks away.

John bartending. Sheila, Jean and Joe Thornton at the bar. The Thorntons having a drink before going over to the Red Barn for a show.

Sheila introduced me to Christina. A lovely person.

Christina works for KWAHS at the Custom House. The front desk person. Sheila, who once worked at the Custom House, said Christina was the go to person.

She bartended at one time in New Orleans. At a place called the Dungeon. John had been there. A bad place. In all my trips to New Orleans, never heard nor got to the Dungeon. A missed experience.

Christina has a Masters in Journalism. She claims her journalistic background makes it possible for her to enjoy her job and life. She views her existence as living history as it is occurring.

Always good company and good food at Donna and Terri’s. Love the ladies! The pot roast Donna prepared, also.

Another good day and night ahead for me. Syracuse/Notre Dame this afternoon. This evening, time with Catherine. Happy Hour at the Saint followed by the Churchill movie across the street at the Tropic Cinema.

I am a history freak. Especially two wars. The Civil and World War II. The Darkest Hour is going to be a real turn on.

Key West and other Keys communities are small town America. Medical specialties for serious illnesses unavailable. One has to get to a hospital in Miami or elsewhere on the mainland swiftly.

Monroe puts a portion of our tax dollars to good use. The County owns two helicopters. Medical personnel on board. The helicopters fly those needing critical care to Miami and elsewhere.

At no cost to Monroe County residents. One of the helicopters rests on the lawn of our local Key West hospital.

The numbers are out re flights for 2017. A record number. Nine hundred twenty three.

The weather. Still cold. Cold for Key West. I was out yesterday in long pants and a heavy winter jacket.

Last night, in the mid 50’s. Today, 69 and the evening 54.

One of the best people to have ever lived in Key West has returned for the season. Patrick “Paddy Cakes” Hayes. Loved by all. A good friend to all.

Enjoy your day!

        VIRGINITY FOR SALE was originally published on Key West Lou

[adolaonline]

Christian woman to sell virginity to highest bidder because boyfriend was unfaithful

Christian woman Bailey Gibson selling her virginity An American woman, Bailey Gibson, who was brought up in a strict Christian home is selling her virginity to the highest bidder. The 23-year-old had been saving herself for marriage but changed her mind after her ex-boyfriend cheated on her. She has now decided to auction off her virginity at Nevada’s Moonlite Bunny Ranch. Gibson, from the US…

[feelingbluepolitics]

Nevada elected the nation’s first majority-female legislature. Carson City may never be the same.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2019/05/17/nevadas-legislature-women-outnumber-men-first-nation-carson-city-may-never-be-same/

"Since Nevada seated the nation’s first majority-female state legislature in January, the male old guard has been shaken up by the perspectives of female lawmakers. Bills prioritizing women’s health and safety have soared to the top of the agenda. Mounting reports of sexual harassment have led one male lawmaker to resign. And policy debates long dominated by men, including prison reform and gun safety, are yielding to female voices.

..."[P]art of the wave of women elected by both parties in November, many of them younger than 40[, t]oday, women hold the majority with 23 seats in the Assembly and 10 in the Senate, or a combined 52 percent.

"No other legislature has achieved that milestone in U.S. history. Only Colorado comes close, with women constituting 47 percent of its legislators. In Congress, just one in four lawmakers is a woman. And in Alabama, which just enacted an almost complete ban on abortion, women make up just 15 percent of lawmakers.

"The female majority is having a huge effect: More than 17 pending bills deal with sexual assault, sex trafficking and sexual misconduct, with some measures aimed at making it easier to prosecute offenders. Bills to ban child marriage and examine the causes of maternal mortality are also on the docket.

“'I can say with 100 percent certainty that we wouldn’t have had these conversations' a few years ago, said Assembly Majority Leader Teresa Benitez-Thompson (D). 'None of these bills would have seen the light of day.'

"Nevada didn’t reach this landmark by accident. A loosely coordinated campaign of political action groups and women’s rights organizations recruited and trained women such as Cancela, who became political director of the 57,000-member Culinary Workers Union before she turned 30. One of those organizations, Emerge Nevada, said it trained twice as many female candidates ahead of the 2018 midterm election as it had in the preceding 12 years.

"Along with the gender shift has come a steady increase in racial diversity: Of 63 lawmakers in Nevada, 11 are African American, nine are Hispanic, one is Native American and one, Rochelle Thuy Nguyen (D), 41, is the legislature’s first Democratic female Asian American Pacific Islander.

"The result may seem surprising in a state more often defined by the hypersexuality and neon-lit debauchery of the Las Vegas Strip....'Outsiders ask why and how Nevada — of all places — became first,' Cohen said. 'But I say, why not Nevada? Why not everywhere?'

..."Some female lawmakers say the old guard is literally dying. In November, voters in rural Nevada elected Republican Dennis Hof — a 72-year-old reality TV star and owner of several legal brothels, including the Love Ranch and the Moonlite Bunny Ranch — to the state Assembly. At the time, Hof had been dead for three weeks.

..."While many female lawmakers say they have found strong male allies this session, a few older men seem to be finding life in the minority difficult.

..."Historically, state legislatures have been 'stubborn, slow-to-change institutions, which were heavily male-dominated,' said Kelly Dittmar, a scholar at the Center for American Women and Politics at Rutgers University.

"Although it’s notable that 'one state has crossed into the 50-percent mark to represent women,' she said, 'it’s probably a lot more significant that we have 49 legislatures left to go.'"

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"Under a Moonlit Sky" by Olya Batkilina

The Lopez Bunny Ranch

[threesideddream]

“Lorena” ep. 4 thoughts

so they... put her in a state hospital that was basically a jail

LMAO her press manager said Barbara Walters couldnt have an interview cuz she’s Illuminati skjasdakajhdkjasda

there was entirely too much focus on her cutting off his dick and not enough on her abuse and it was apparently very purposeful with lots of women journalists trying to keep that angle and being told “nobody cares” wow wow wow

and then John went on a fucking press tour and became a porn star smh declared bankruptcy to keep from paying literally anyone but ended up getting taken advantage of anyway

and then did 2 months for hitting his next girlfriend smfh

this man really stupid. like this is a dull-minded man. almost forgot he tried to get  penis enlargement surgery and ruined his whole dick

“I never had anyone to protect me” lmfao boy if you don’t...!

she said “no matter how public my face is I need to go back to my routine” and if that isn’t like a true Traumatized Woman of Color moodt

again, really loving this emphasis on domestic violence as a national issue that’s often sidelined

this has little to do with anything but omfg, Airforce Amy still works at the Moonlite Bunny Ranch?!

they tried to make him a bartender and he was bad at it and they tried to make him a limo driver and he let some drunk 18 year old girl drive for him

“from nice guy to fucking asshole in three drinks” lmfao he got fired ad HIS FAMILY THREATENED THE BUNNY RANCH MADAM, GOODBYE

and then he stole $150k of clothes and then returning them for cash what the hell lmfao got bailed out by one of th guys who runs the Ranch and then skipped his bail party, HE WAS ONLY 32 LMFAO

lmfao yo her boss who GOT HER THE LAWYER AND MEDIA MANAGER started trying to take advantage and taking 15% smh this is why you can’t trust trust white women!!! glad she got rid of her though

this garbage ass grown ass man had a 19 year old he was sleeping with from the Bunny Ranch paying his rent after he had her DRIVE him to niagara falls from nevada. and then beat her, r*ped her, and threatened to kill her. this muhfucka said at the beginning that the misconception is that he’s a violent guy. bruh, you proved it!

if Lorena was using him and he was never an abuser, how is she flying under the radar and he’s getting slammed with charges for years back to back to back?

now he’s blaming trauma on the Black people he was raised around, goodbye  like you almost me with talking about your family issues and the physical and sexual abuse that happened until you started the “Boohoo we were the only whites in our Black neighborhood and they hated us”

I’m so glad she found a loving relationship and a way to heal by helping others

“I know there’s going to jokes, but as long as I can shine light on abuse, then it’s all worth it” bless her

wow John has sent her a TON of letters and cards saying he loves her and dreams about her and thinks about her, sending her messages to her job and over facebook, he really has never left her alone AND THEN HE SAID SHE REACHED OUT FIRST TO ASK ABOUT MONEY. 

“me and lorena getting back together, that would be the ultimate love, the ultimate forgiveness” wow go choke lmfao she said “i cut your penis off, just leave me alone”

this was a wild ride for someone who only knew she cut his penis off

[badgirlsbible]

#30 Incredible Sex Techniques & Tips from High Earning Sex Worker, Alice Little

Today on the podcast we are joined by a very special guest, none other than Alice Little from the Bunny Ranch and the Wing Woman Podcast. Alice is one of the most prominent sex workers in America and she is here to give our listeners expert advice and all round insider scoop on great sex and easy tips for increased pleasure and intimacy. In our discussion we cover Alice’s personal history and thoughts on sex work and perceptions around the subject. From there we cover dirty talk, orgasms, oral sex, BDSM and a lot more. Alice also gives some practical advice for body positivity and managing a partner of a different height in the bedroom. For all this amazing information and more from a truly wonderful ambassador for better sex, join us for today’s episode!

Show Highlights

How Alice found herself at The Bunny Ranch.

Why do people visit sex workers?

Some of the common misconceptions around sex work.

Alice’s advice for those listeners wanting to work on their dirty talk. 

Closing the orgasm gap and finding ways to share pleasure.

Alice’s advice to listener’s wanting to improve their fellatio skills.

The reciprocal advice for cunnilingus.

How to go about getting more acquainted with BDSM and sensation play.

Use of safe words and aftercare and why they are so important.

Clearly defining the BDSM acronym.

Some of Alice’s tips for overcoming height difference between partners. 

Getting over self doubt and getting on top of your partner.

And much more!

Tweetables

“I believe so strongly in the good that legal sex workers can do for society and I believe so much so that it’s the perfect job for me that I plan to continue to do so.” — @TheAliceLittle [0:05:27.3]

“If you can’t talk about sex and intimacy outside of the bedroom, you’re never going to get to the point where you can express yourself openly and comfortably while actually in the bedroom.” —   @TheAliceLittle [0:06:51.9]

“It’s the biggest sexual mistake that America is making right now, we’re failing to ask what our partner actually likes.” — @TheAliceLittle [0:10:26.9]

Links Mentioned in Today’s Episode

Alice Little — https://thealicelittle.com

Wing Woman Podcast — https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/wing-woman-podcast/id1434992925

Alice Little Twitter — https://twitter.com/TheAliceLittle

Alice Little Instagram — https://www.instagram.com/thealicelittleofficial/

Moonlite Bunny Ranch — https://www.bunnyranch.com

Alice Little Email — alicelittle@bunnyranch.com

Dennis Hof — https://www.dennishof.com/about-dennis/

Ron Jeremy — https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000465/

Journal of Sex and Marital Therapy — https://www.tandfonline.com/toc/usmt20/current

Sephora — https://www.sephora.com

Ulta — https://www.ulta.com

Kink —  https://www.kink.com

Kink University — https://www.kink.com/channel/kinkuniversity

Adam and Eve — https://www.adameve.com

Liberator — https://www.liberator.com

Pornhub — https://www.pornhub.com

Fleshlight — https://www.fleshlight.com

Bad Girl's Bible Podcast

[myalibiau]

Some Of The Exclusive Brothel Across The World

It is undeniable fact that prostitution is the oldest profession in the world. However, today it is illegal in many countries to sell sex; still you will come across with a wide variety of options where you can find professionals servicing you for a small fee. Below you will come across with some Exclusive brothel in the world where old-fashioned and good coitus is offered for a small fee. Additionally, they also enable you to enjoy the exclusive sensual experience which is simply must-see to believe.

Some of the Exclusive brothel in World

Big Sister in Czech Republic: This is one of the Exclusive brothel in the world for voyeurs. Here you will be serviced by professionals for free! However, in exchange the professionals will ask their clients to agree for a sex act videotape which will be telecasted for the eager viewers across the world. The sex videotape will be broadcasted via cable channels and satellite and made available for streaming online. This is the entire concept of this place and this is how they make millions.

Alien Cathouse: The man behind the success of popular Moonlite Bunny Ranch, Dennis Hof planned to expand and develop a new-fangled brothel which guarantees all its clients to offer unique sexual experience. This brothel is situated around 90 miles away. The exclusivity of this brothel is that it comprises around 51-themed Alien Cathouses where clients will get the opportunity to ask their lady dressed like any alien of their choice and enjoy sexual activities thereafter.

Nana Entertainment Plaza: It is considered to be the hub to the debauchery and sin of Bangkok. It is a four storey organized establishment comprising over 40 bars, of which most are go-go bars where Thailand girls strips and dance in front of the customers. This place is totally different from all other brothels in the world, owing to the sexual activities and customers can negotiate with the sex workers for the money directly as there is no pimp or madam involved there.

The Site, Australia: There are many legalized brothels in Australia, but if you want to enjoy the real activity and best sensual experience with a specific type of woman, then the Site in Sydney is one of the Exclusive brothel to visit. This place promotes everything ranging from Raunchy Brunette to Wild, and Sassy Blonde Aussie to Hot Women and everything in between.

Star Wars Bordello: It is a newly established night club in Los Angeles area and this place features burlesque dancers and nightly music. The night club also feature regular strip tease act where the dancers dress up like famous Star Wars characters. Above all, the famous performer of the club Courtney Cruz dresses up like a Strom Trooper to offer a hot strip numbers to the customers of the club which excite every visitor of the clubs for sure.

Mobile Sex, Lyon: Although prostitution is made legal but sex solicitation is still illegal in the country, reason why the sex workers in Lyon has planned something more unique and innovative in the form of mobile sex. As the name suggest, these are white color vans that run and operate on the streets of the city and suburban. When the doors of the van is open it indicates that they are open for business and to service you, while closed doors of the van indicates that you need to come back later as it is busy servicing other clients.

These are some world class brothels where you can get pleasure for money

[hayquetenerpatience]

This is Dennis Hof, owner of a bunch of brothels out there in Nevada.  This picture was taken some time in 2013 at his Moonlite Bunny Ranch brothel in Carson City.  Yes, that's the same brothel where they found ex-NBAer, and ex-Kardashian husband, Lamar Odom all unconscious and fucked up on all kinds of drugs.  Last night - November 6th, 2018 - Dennis Hof defeated Democratic educator Lesia Romanov in the race for Nevada's 36th Assembly District.  Hof died on October 16, 2018, after a weekend of parties celebrating his 72nd birthday - spent the four previous days partying with notables from the sex industry and political world.  Famed porn star Ron Jeremy, and a prostitute at the brothel, found his body.  

I'll let that sink in for a second...

Okay, the second has passed.  What does that mean?  This means that even a dead Republican guy - A DEAD GUY - was a better pick than the liberal progressive that was the only other living choice.

[glucophage5mg]

Dennis Hof Net Worth 2021: Wiki Biography, Married, Family, Measurements, Height, Salary, Relationships

Dennis Hof Net Worth 2021: Wiki Biography, Married, Family, Measurements, Height, Salary, Relationships

Dennis Hof net worth is$20 Million Dennis Hof Wiki Biography Dennis Hof was born on the 14 th October 1946 in Phoenix, Arizona, USA, and He is a brothel owner, tv personality and also restaurateur. Hof owns a few whorehouses in the state of Nevada, in which hooking is legal, the most popular is named Moonlite Bunny Ranch. Dennis Hof is known as the star of the television series “Cathouse” (2005–…

[nextlevelguydotcom]

Episode #107 Alice Little on how to level up your sex life

Today’s guest is the return of legal sex worker, sex educator intimacy master, a favourite guest of mine and genuine person Alice Little.

Alice Little is the number one booking legal sex worker in the United States and works as a courtesan at the Moonlite Bunny Ranch. At only 4ft 8in, she is by far the tiniest lady at the legal brothels in Nevada. A New York native, she has worked as an EMT and horse jockey, loves electronic and tabletop entertainment, and adores intellectual stimulation. A frequent visitor to Virginia City and fascinated by its history, she loves exploring Nevada and all it has to offer. Alice has presented at over 50 Kink and BDSM events nationwide and frequently help couples with their problems in and out of the bedroom. She has recently started writing relationship advice articles for She Knows Media and was also recently featured on the Tim Ferriss Show.

In this interview, we discuss how to level up your sex life.

And be sure to check out Alice's first interview, which was EPISODE #43 ALICE LITTLE ON INTIMACY, CONNECTION AND WHY OUR PERCEPTIONS OF SEX WORK ARE VERY WRONG 

In this interview, we discuss gems like:

Who they are

How she would work with a client

Is the world

How has technology changed our dating and communication skills with one another

How to build a true connection with a sexual partner

What to do when one partner wants more sex than the other or has a past problem with a sexual element

The importance of and need for consent before any sexual activity, the difference between passive to active consent

Why do women tend to not enjoy sex or get to orgasm

How do we learn how to find out what they enjoy and the pleasure of the female partner

The way to keep the spice alive in your relationships

How has the reception to sex work changed since Alice has done more interviews

The items you need in your sex drawer!

How to introduce sex toys into sexy time!

How do you build the heat up while the clothes are still on

Foreplay hacks to ignite the passion in your partner

Why you NEED oral sex in your life

Why sex does not have a users manual

Best positions to use

How to fix issues with premature ejaculations

How to be confident during sex activities you are maybe not used to or feel awkward about doing such as role play.

Body language and its importance on knowing when to switch things up and what is working and what is not

How you should ask for a particular fetish, scenario or use of toys etc

Why you should not be afraid of anal play, for women AND men ... and no it doesn't make you gay for exploring anal play as a straight man

The need for and how to clean your sex toys

How you can connect with them

  Check out this episode!

[pharmacyfollies]

Pharmacy Fuckery and Random Musings: Pharmacy Follies

-Begin Rant: You know, despite all the fuckery that goes on in that shitter of a pharmacy, I really do love what I do. I like dealing with pharmaceuticals and I like helping people. What do I NOT fucking like is NOT having functional equipment in order to do my fucking job. In the last 2 weeks, we've had nothing but register problems. Either only 1, out of 3, works or NONE of them work. I can NOT sell a fucking prescription if I can't ring the motherfucker out. And it doesn't help that the assholes above don't seem to see this as something of utmost importance that should be remedied.

So when we're down to 1 register and that register is located in the drive-thru, that means I am NOT ringing up anything other than prescriptions and that means we can only take care of one person at a time. My SM's remedy was to take people up to the front to have them rung out which ain't going to fucking happen. I'm not a fucking courier. If I wanted to run around like a fucking nut, more than I already do so, I would've gotten a job downtown and you'd see me zipping down Michigan Ave on a bike. It's the same reason why I don't like to upsell shit. Don't ask me to beg people for donations, ask them if they want to flavor their kids already flavored good tasting medication for a few extra bucks or sell any other bullshit than selling prescriptions because if I wanted to hawk shit, I'd be selling my pussy at the Moonlite Bunny Ranch and making a shit ton more money than I'm making now.

I am a Pharmacy Technician and I can NOT be a very good one when I can't even sell a fucking prescription because I don't have a working register!! I'm tired of this nonsense. If we can afford to pay the CEO of this shit fuck of a company MILLIONS of dollars then we can afford to pay for a reliable point of sale system!! /Rant!

-For those who don't know how shit goes down in a pharmacy....

-Asshole rolls up in the drive-thru and rings the bell. She's on her cell phone so I didn't acknowledge her because it would be completely rude to interrupt her while she's on her phone. I figured I'd give her a minute to figure out that I'm not going to help her as long as she's running her cock holster but the obliviousness was strong with this one. At one point, she shouts...

Asshole: "I'M DROPPING OFF A PRESCRIPTION!!"

Me: "I'll help you as soon as you end your phone call."

Asshole: "Why do I need to get off of my phone?"

Me: "Do you really need me to explain common courtesy to you?"

Apparently, I must've used big words because she proceeded to stare at me with this stupid look on her face. So I enter in the prescription and tell her....

Me: "It will be ready at 12:30."

Asshole: "That's over an hour."

Me: "Correct."

Asshole: "Can't you fill it now?"

Me: "No."

Asshole: "The other pharmacy I go to always gets my prescriptions ready in 3 minutes!!"

Me: "You want your script back so you can take it to them?"

Asshole: "So you're not going to fill my prescription?"

Me: "Sure, we'll fill your prescription. Come back at 12:30."

Asshole: "I'm not waiting that long!!"

Me: "Here's your script. Have a nice day."

And I put her script in the drive thru drawer, opened it and walked away. I don't have time to entertain that level of bullshit.

-How I would be like if someone informed me that Vincent Piazza is standing outside of my door bucked ass nekkid....  

-Mexican parenting at its finest....

-1st Asshole of the day.....

Asshole: "I just called to see if you take my insurance and you do so I need to get my script filled."

Me: "Have you had prescriptions with us before?"

Asshole: "No."

Me: "What's your date of birth?"

Asshole: "XX-XX-XXXX."

Me: "What's your phone number?"

Asshole: "XXX-XXX-XXXX."

Me: "What's your address?"

Asshole: "XXXX S. XXXX."

Me: "Any allergies or health conditions?"

Asshole: "No."

Me: "Ok, I need to see your insurance card."

Asshole: "I don't have it."

Me: "I can't bill your insurance without it."

Asshole: "Can't you just look it up?"

Me: "No."

Asshole: "Oh, that means I have to go and look for it."

Can someone PLEASE explain to me as to why in the fuck you would call up here asking if we take your insurance and then come to the fucking pharmacy WITHOUT the insurance card?!!! This defies logic. Your insurance card does NO GOOD sitting at home unless you have a pharmacy or doctor's office located in your living room. While we do have a way to look up coverage, it's not always accurate and when I attempted to do so, nothing came up for the guy. Regardless, it's not *my* responsibility to look up your insurance coverage. That's a PATIENT'S responsibility. If you don't have the card, go online to your carriers website and get the information or call them and ask them for it or don't do any of that shit and pay cash price. I have way too much going on to be calling insurances for billing information.

-And then there's was this fucktard...

Me: "Do you have a loyalty card?"

Fucktard: "I do but I don't have it with me."

Me: "Just type in your phone number here and it should come up."

I turn the keypad to her and did NOT expect this...

Fucktard: "You type it in because I can't see well."

So I type in the number that's on the prescription and here's where I lost my shit....

Fucktard: "You typed in the wrong number!"

Me: "Well, since you can obviously see the wrong number, go ahead and type in the correct number!"

And that's when I turned back the fucking keypad toward her. WTF is that shit?!!!!!

-I *STILL* fucking die at this one. ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!

-So on this date, in 2011, FB was kind enough to remind me of this hilarity. We all remember this shit like it happened yesterday. Classic PF action here!!

-Store Manager: "Here's some paperwork. You'll have to know this when customers ask about it."

H: "I have no idea what that is because this fucking company never tells us shit! They can shove it up their asses and fuck it, fuck it, fuck it, fuck it and then fuck it again!"

The store manager looked mortified.

Me: "H. I'm not sure I understand how you really feel. Wanna break it down again?"

He walks out the pharmacy.

H: "Was I offensive?"

Me: "Hell yeah but it was funny as shit!"

But it gets better. So I'm checking email & it seems they're trying to motivate the front end by offering the equivalent of a food stamp in the form of a piece of paper with the picture of the DM on it or some shit. The Store Manager must've been feeling masochistic cuz he came back in the pharmacy.

V: "So where are you gonna hide our food stamps?"

SM: "Huh?"

V: "What?! You didn't get the email? You don't know anything about it?! Well, fuck it, fuck it, fuck it & then fuck it some more!"

And, once again, he walked out of pharmacy, ROFLMAO!!

-We just opened and this is the first patient I had....

Me: "Can I help you?"

Fucktard: "I'm here to pick up my prescriptions."

Me: "What's the last name?"

Fucktard: "Fucktard."

Me: "I don't see anything ready for you. Was the doctor supposed to call something in?"

Fucktard: "No, I used the app and it told me that my prescriptions would be ready at 7am!"

Me: "That's odd. We don't open until 8 but I don't have anything ready for you."

And here comes the fucking attitude...

Fucktard: "What do you mean, you don't have anything ready for me?"

Me: "What part did I lose you at? There's nothing entered to be filled for you."

Fucktard: "The app told me they would be ready at 7!!"

Me: "That's impossible as we don't open until 8."

Fucktard: "What difference does that make?! I put the refills in around 6am so they'd be ready by the time I got here!"

Me: "The difference is there's no one here at 6am to fill your prescriptions. We close at 10pm and we go home. So anything sent in after that will not be ready when we open."

Fucktard: "Well, I need my medicine."

Me: "What did you need?"

Fucktard: "I sent it over!"

Me: "It didn't come through. If you tell me what you need I can fill it."

Fucktard: "I don't have time for this! This is why I used the app!"

Me: "And I already told you that they didn't come through. So do you want to tell me what you need or are we going to stand here going back and forth over that and get nothing accomplished?"

Fucktard: "I need Valtrex, Lisinopril and birth control."

Me: "Ok, we'll have them ready at 10am."

Fucktard: "I have to go to work! I can't come back at 10!"

Me: "Did you want to come in and wait? It will be 30 minutes."

Fucktard: "No, I want it NOW!!"

Me: "It doesn't work that way. If you want to wait, it's at least 30 minutes."

Fucktard: "Why so long?"

Me: "Because we just opened and need to get situated. If you want to come in and wait, it will be 30 minutes. If not, come back at 10."

Fucktard: "I can't wait that long and I can't come back!"

Me: "Ok, so what do you want to do? Those are your options here or you can go somewhere else."

Fucktard: "Just give me the birth control."

Me: "Ok, it will be ready in 30 minutes."

Fucktard: "I need to take it right now!! If I don't take it right now, it will mess everything up! Can't you just give it to me?!"

Me: "No."

Fucktard: "Are you serious?!"

Me: "Does it look like I'm playing with you?"

Fucktard: "Fine, I'll come back in 30 minutes!"

And when I left at 4, that cunt's shit was STILL sitting in the waiting bin. Fucking idiot.

-I'm sure you all remember me writing about that asshole cunt of a customer who ALWAYS has problems whenever she comes to the pharmacy and has alienated all of us. Well, because she's a complete masochist and just like the rest of the assholes who always complain of poor service, she came back on Wednesday.

As usual, she demands to speak to the pharmacist. Mainly because she feels only a pharmacist can help her and mostly because all of the techs refuse to help her. As the pharmacist is ringing her up, she's bitching about how her things are being bagged, bitching about the same people working in the pharmacy all the time and as soon as M finished ringing her up, this cunt demands....

Cunt: "Aren't you going to tell me to have a nice day?"

M: "I hope you have a pleasant day."

And that's when she marches straight to a manager. The only problem is, she alienated all of them too. She doesn't want to speak to the first manager she ran into. The second one comes out and oops, don't like him too. The third one comes out and fuck her dead, she don't like her either. That's when she exclaims...

Cunt: "What is this? Deja vu?! All the same people are here! Didn't I speak to the supervisor about all of you?!"

Apparently, she's extremely upset that she didn't have the power to get EVERYONE fired. So she's going to take it higher than the supervisor because the fact that everyone she doesn't like is still working is fucking crazy talk! Lord have mercy.

-Apparently, according to some experts, listening to Christmas music too early can be bad for your mental health. Well, I'm about to make a confession. Even though I'm a huge Grinchy Poo, don't like people and my mental health is already down the shitter, I fucking love Christmas music! In fact, I completely lost my shit when I discovered that 93.9, a Chicago radio station, is ALREADY playing Christmas music. That shit made my Grinchy Poo heart grow 3 sizes!