#Mission Critical

[swan2swan]

Camp Cretaceous does NOT condone child violence!!!

[kosher-martian]

It's Mission Critical

I manage a small climate-controlled warehouse and act as my employer's IT procurement and disposal guy (basically all the new IT equipment is spec'd and purchased by me and all the old IT equipment is brought to me for destruction). This has been my day today: Boss 📋 (yesterday at 6:30AM) : Hey I know I was supposed to give you advanced warning for things like this, but some contractors are going to dump some e-waste at your door first thing in the morning. Can you catalog it? It's going to be a lot. We're talking 30+ years of junk. No, they didn't do any of the paperwork; they are contractors. And no, the department this junk came from didn't do the paperwork either. It was just too much for their secretary to handle. Take care of it. Me: Fine. I have a lot going on, but-

Boss 📋: Great, Just let me know when you are done. Drop everything else and work on this. It's mission critical. Time: ☀️➡️🌙➡️☀️ Boss 📋 (today): Marty did you finish cataloging all of the e-waste our contractors dropped off? I need an inventory of every item we received. It's mission critical. Me: No, I just- Boss 📋: And did So-and-So get with you? They wanted to drop off some older All-in-One workstations. Did you get those? Have they been cataloged? Me: Yes I got them, but they aren't cataloged yet. Boss 📋: Try to see it gets done before the end of the day. It's MiSsIoN cRiTiCal. Me: I'll do my best. Boss 📋: And the Engineers just called me. They need some old laptops picked up. Can you go collect those? 𝒾𝓉'𝓈 𝓂𝒾𝓈𝓈𝒾𝑜𝓃 𝒸𝓇𝒾𝓉𝒾𝒸𝒶𝓁 Me: Sure. Boss 📋: What about the new equipment that arrived? Should have been about 14 boxes? Did you settle those invoices yet? 𝖎𝖙'𝖘 𝖒𝖎𝖘𝖘𝖎𝖔𝖓 𝖈𝖗𝖎𝖙𝖎𝖈𝖆𝖑 Me: No, I'm- Boss 📋: Also I see like 20 purchase requests pending approval in the queue, have you looked at those? We need to get those orders sent off for fulfillment. We don't want to hold up anyone. ⓘ𝐓's 𝔪𝔦𝓢𝔰ιό𝓷 Ⓒ𝔯ι丅𝓘ℂ𝒶ᒪ Me: Well no, I- Boss 📋: Hey I'm actually out today, can you please sit in on a meeting for me? I added it to your calendar. Take good notes and we'll touch base on Monday. i̵̻͙͚͛͗͘t̷̬̙̑̈'̴̛̩͙̃͑̔́͆s̸͖͓̈́̀͊͛̋ ̶̼͔̟͋̅ͅm̸̭͐̒̐͊͝i̷̡̲̮͇̾̈́̌̎s̴͈̦̩̩̥͒s̴̫͓͛̀̐͝i̸̛̭̲̊̀͒o̴̫̒͝ń̸̛̯̮̑͗͛ ̴͉̯̥͖̝̏͊c̸͚̥̬̊̊̑͒̇ŗ̴̫̓͝i̷̦͙̗̽͋͐̌͝t̴͎̯͚̽i̶̱̯̒ċ̷̊��̩̥͊͝a̷̲̩͓̅̋̐̉͝͝l̵̮̫̭͍̯͐͒͜͝

[danwhobrowses]

Sometimes love is planning on having a cosy cottage when the dust has settled, sometimes love is kissing the person you want to be with before a big battle and seeing where things go from there, and sometimes love is swiping a bag of shrooms from a cow man and letting the other know that you'd do any and every crazy thing they want with them

and all of them are valid

[newtscamandersbf]

saw this ss on twt and im sorry but im starting to think some of yall actually like when characters are predators cause first it was accusing afo of p3dophilia / sa (despite the fact grooming can be non-sexual) and now its this shit 😭😭

like this is actually crazy yall we are told MULTIPLE times that toga feels safe with the league because they are the only ones who accepted her for who she was 😭😭 its not like she was the only woman or kid in the league either like at some point there were magne and mustard. the league lets anyone in regardless of background this is soo ..

[stealingpotatoes]

hands you all this cal to announce i’ve FINALLY finished fallen order (by which i mean i finally picked it up again after those couple hours i played a few months ago and then finished the whole game in 2 days lol)

[pharawee]

[lizzybeeee]

Can someone give me a reason why all the Dalish just accept that the elven gods are the evanuris and tyrannical evil mages??

Are you telling me that my devout Trevelyan Inquisitor went up to them, told them "your gods are really evil mages lol" and they...believed them?!

[ariadne-mouse]

Doodle prompt: What ultimately convinced the Platinum Sanctuary to add grips for Athudashionus so he could hang upside down in the temple.

It was really a matter of dignity.

[jadequarze]

Replaying ME2 Suicide Mission ost while drawing Imogen with a long coat inspired by the new ME trailer. In my silly little zone

[lightningtitties]

"you think I'll have a problem with it?" "likely."

[lightsonparkave]

Before the Fall

It’s so hard to remember, after years of anger and broken trust, how true their love was, how deep their connection. But it’s just as hard to forget.

A manipulation of a panel from Captain America v3 #41, May 2001. Inspired by two prompts for “Betrayal:” Avengers v5 #29, July 2014, and Caravaggio’s The Taking of Christ.

[bread-wizards]

I'm just saying, Orym knows something about being stuck on the death of your first love. Of being constantly reminded of them and their death, seeing signs of them every day, making it that much harder to get over them.

But now he has found a new love, and despite the seeing Will several times, being reminded of him every time he looks at the moons or swings his sword, he is ready to move forward. "It's pretty great, living a lifetime." He wants to try again.

If anyone would have some wise words for Keyleth to help her get through this, it would be him.

[piratespencilart]

Every time I sit down to draw Ashton I'm like "oh god their design is too complicated this is gonna be a nightmare" and then every time I actually draw them I'm like "oh :) that was fun actually."

[purpledemonlilyposting]

[Lily's Post]

Yeah I went over Gus and Wally in the stream VOD Lily falsely struck that will be back up soon. Gus and Wally were the first on-screen kiss between a same sex couple in Western animation.

They're hilarious old married couple types (despite gay marriage being, you know, illegal at the time) and the joke is never that they're gay. They're wonderful supporting characters who are the neighbors of the main cast.

And hey they're voiced by Nick Jameson and Tom Kenny!

Unfortunately as good as Mission Hill is it was expensive, too ahead of its time and just not promoted well so it's pretty niche.

Seems like a pretty glaring omission for a video called "The Forgotten Gays of Western Animation". But of course Lily only watches children's cartoons and only cares about children's cartoons.

Anyway watch this episode about how Gus and Wally met which lead to Wally basically making Plan 9 From Outer Space. It's adorable and is the final episode of the show.

Also Lily is just wrong about it not being an uphill battle to even allow gay content in shows for adults.

[bargu]

Discreet mission failure. And they say she can't dance x'D The mission was to mingle subtly in some kind of fancy party, but good old Shepard couldn't help herself. Wanted to draw ME-version of one of my favourite vines. Art & Selene © me Mass Effect by Bioware, do not copy

[annemarieyeretzian]

ashley: *doing something innocuous* sam, the instant he notices: how can I be so 😍 about this

ashley and sam being besties,,, I always love to see it